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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @co7314
    @co7314 3 года назад +424

    My candy bar hot take:
    Pay Day is the only uncoated candy bar, & therefore the only safe choice for the driver in a hot car on a long drive in the South. Nobody wants a sticky steering wheel.

    • @adamguthrie7063
      @adamguthrie7063 3 года назад +30

      This isn’t a hot take, it’s sound logic 👍

    • @NatashaGraves555
      @NatashaGraves555 3 года назад +9

      True! But they do have a chocolate coated payday too 😁😁😁😁

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад +19

      As a motorcycle rider, peanuts are the only snack you can carry. Candy melts and crackers turn to crumbs. Nuts are the perfect riding companion.

    • @PJErvin
      @PJErvin 3 года назад +4

      I used to do sales audits for a marketing research company, and it blew my mind that Payday was in the category of Skittles, and not Baby Ruth, etc. (chocolate vs. non-chocolate)

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 года назад +2

      @@NatashaGraves555 Really? I have never had them before.

  • @professoreinstein6
    @professoreinstein6 3 года назад +209

    My grandmother introduced me to Zero bars when I was younger. Till this day her and I enjoy them together every once in a while.

    • @jonbello5225
      @jonbello5225 3 года назад +20

      Hands down best, ZERO BAR

    • @lisaruttenberg5886
      @lisaruttenberg5886 3 года назад +7

      Came to mention it

    • @falconlore9666
      @falconlore9666 2 года назад +9

      those are tasty but my favorite are O'Henry and you cant find them any more

    • @Dixie.Moon.
      @Dixie.Moon. 2 года назад +2

      It's been my favorite since I was a kid!

    • @C4rea
      @C4rea 2 года назад +10

      Zero bars are my Maw Maw’s favorites too! They’re becoming increasingly more difficult to find where I live, so she always appreciates when I can buy her a few. (Fun fact: The date that I’m making this comment is her 74th birthday!)

  • @deeviousritchey9736
    @deeviousritchey9736 2 года назад +197

    A peanut is a legume which is a vegetable, so a Payday is a vegetable. I love your logic

    • @aggiesrecruitingexpert
      @aggiesrecruitingexpert Год назад +2

      Nothing wrong with that at all.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot Год назад +5

      So is coffee. So if you're a coffee addict, you get your 5 daily servings before even starting your day.

    • @dancingghostgirl2291
      @dancingghostgirl2291 7 месяцев назад +1

      CWOFFEE

    • @bsu1960
      @bsu1960 День назад

      Uh. Hello thats what makes it so dang good its Healthy too. Only way to eat your Veggies. 😂 I eat peanut butter everday always have since I could raid the kitchen cabinets Now it ALL MAKES SENSE lol Thanks bruh

  • @dmnemaine
    @dmnemaine 3 года назад +266

    Going to show my age here, but when I was a kid in the 70s, there were "Watchamacallit" commercials where somebody would see another person eating a candy bar and ask them what it was. The person eating the candy bar would say, "Whatchamacallit", and I think you probably can guess where the rest of the commercial went.

    • @donaldhollums3278
      @donaldhollums3278 3 года назад +7

      I remember those commercials.

    • @christopherhelms7290
      @christopherhelms7290 3 года назад +7

      Whatchamacallit is another one that has changed pretty dramatically over the years. Its nothing like it was in the 80s.

    • @slashplane
      @slashplane 3 года назад +2

      Neat, I end up watching archived commercial reels for background noise. See a few watchmacallit candy bar ads in them.

    • @jaa4742
      @jaa4742 3 года назад +5

      I didn't know they still make it. I never see it anymore. For some reason, it brings back flashbacks of eating it at the public swimming pool when I was a kid.

    • @lisasawyer5670
      @lisasawyer5670 3 года назад +8

      I love Whatchamacallits, and am old enough to remember the commercials. I only eat them on road trips, though.

  • @berlyn3014
    @berlyn3014 3 года назад +572

    Dang, now people will know about Whatchamacallits.

    • @sandrasears3981
      @sandrasears3981 3 года назад +16

      Whatchamacallit was my favorite as a kid but I moved and they don't sell them here in Canada😭 Canadians call them chocolate bars🍫🍫🍫

    • @synystur21
      @synystur21 3 года назад +5

      We need to do something about this!

    • @sissinoklahoma2057
      @sissinoklahoma2057 3 года назад +22

      I always bought these when my kids were young because they wouldn't go near them. Then one spring break, there wasn't any other junk in the house and Both of my kids found out they love em. Dang it. Fast forward 10 years...I literally sent a box of them to my kid who lives in the Northwest for Christmas last year. He said it was better than the year he got the go-kart. Y'all sleeping on Whatchamacallits.

    • @janehinton6324
      @janehinton6324 3 года назад

      LOL!!!

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 года назад +8

      I love Whatchamallits. I have been eating them since I was a kid.

  • @willstoneman8056
    @willstoneman8056 2 года назад +179

    Used to work for a major processed food manufacturer. They had a product on the market that contained coconut - and it didn't sell well. They did a survey to find out why it didn't sell. Turns out, only 20% of the population even likes coconut.

    • @huntersyverson1780
      @huntersyverson1780 Год назад +14

      I did not know that…that’s really interesting.

    • @ellencook1658
      @ellencook1658 Год назад +17

      I can’t stand processed coconut. It’s the texture.

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 Год назад +1

      Seriously?? It's a pretty mild flavour

    • @sharonpopolow6874
      @sharonpopolow6874 Год назад +15

      I can't believe that! I love coconut anything! Coconut candies, coconut milk, coconut water, coconut flavors in milkshakes or frosting or whatnot. I love the smell of coconut. Who could possibly not like coconut!?!? 🥥❤🥥❤
      Almond Joy and Mounds is amongst my faves of commercial candy bars.

    • @BobDiot
      @BobDiot Год назад +9

      I hate coconut...

  • @MuricaTurkey
    @MuricaTurkey 3 года назад +182

    I've noticed a lot of food companies have been "improving" recipes this past year, even if they're tried-and-true. I suspect it's not actually "improved" ingredients, but rather improved profit. In other words, they're making stuff cheaper (but charging us the same or more) because of the pandemic causing issues in factories and with getting supplies they were getting before. It's sad.

    • @thestateof6970
      @thestateof6970 3 года назад +13

      Oh it's definitely about the money. No doubt.

    • @diana7043
      @diana7043 3 года назад +13

      Well stated👍👏🇺🇸 Plandemic🤨

    • @Tratios
      @Tratios 3 года назад +4

      Butterfinger actually has better ingredients and healthier, the problem is the cheaper stuff tasted better. You would think declining sales would make them go back.

    • @P_RO_
      @P_RO_ 3 года назад +4

      @@Tratios Not what's taught in "management" today. You give the people not what they want, but what you want them to have, and the stupid consumer will keep on buying from you.

  • @nocturnaldruid2191
    @nocturnaldruid2191 3 года назад +122

    We have nothing on the Japanese when it comes to the variety of Kit Kat flavours. They even have regional ones that feature something associated with that area that you can buy to take home as gifts when you travel (something you're expected to do).

    • @RonJDuncan
      @RonJDuncan 3 года назад +7

      I bought some at Narita on my way back from a 2 week vacation a couple of years ago. One of the flavors was Hokkaido Melon And Mascarpone Cheese, and it was pretty good. I shared some with my mom and she told me to hunt some down if I ever go back - which I hope to do again someday.

    • @jesusistheonlyway6238
      @jesusistheonlyway6238 3 года назад +9

      @@RonJDuncan some of the asian grocery stores carry japanese KitKat in America.

    • @alphabetsoup6681
      @alphabetsoup6681 3 года назад +4

      Yes! I love it when I score green tea ones at the Asian market.

    • @XianHu
      @XianHu 3 года назад +3

      @@jesusistheonlyway6238 I was totally going to say that. The H-Mart near me has them.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад +5

      “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Almond Joy got nuts, Mounds don’t” as per the old commercial

  • @CrazyCatMom11
    @CrazyCatMom11 10 месяцев назад +7

    I'm so happy you're giving Pay Day some love! Whenever I mention that it's one of my favorite candies to people, I always get weird looks.

  • @Froggywitchmama
    @Froggywitchmama 3 года назад +158

    Sounds Matt needs to rank all the japanese kit kat flavours. Hed be in for a treat.

  • @mt_2330
    @mt_2330 3 года назад +52

    Zero bar deserves some love and should’ve made the list one of the OGs

    • @thisismatticus
      @thisismatticus 3 года назад +5

      Came here looking for this comment. Thank you for not leaving me disappointed.

    • @mt_2330
      @mt_2330 3 года назад +3

      @@thisismatticus it’s unfortunate many have not had the pleasure of eating a Zero bar..

    • @brendamiracle4132
      @brendamiracle4132 2 года назад

      My personal favorite

    • @Dixie.Moon.
      @Dixie.Moon. 2 года назад +1

      Best one... hands down

  • @ThaRealWorld
    @ThaRealWorld 2 года назад +34

    The fact he was SOOO confident about the Payday name 😂 you had me hooked Matt

    • @GB-ez6ge
      @GB-ez6ge Год назад +3

      Far better than the real reason

  • @anastasiacelestine3571
    @anastasiacelestine3571 3 года назад +325

    I want to see Matt rank vegetables. 🤣🤣🤣
    And also biscuits.

    • @mandywalker3393
      @mandywalker3393 2 года назад +7

      he has already ranked freezer biscuits. but you may have typed this before then.

    • @jamesjames6601
      @jamesjames6601 2 года назад +8

      Potatoes would easily be the number 1 vegetable. It's the only vegetable that's enjoyable to eat whether it's baked or turn into french fries and hash browns.

    • @saoirsacooper3436
      @saoirsacooper3436 2 года назад +5

      @@jamesjames6601 sweet potatoes would be #1.. you can mash them, fry them, french fry them, hash brown them, make them into pies, bake them, and make candy out of them.. yummm.. they win

    • @frootloop-bb3tv
      @frootloop-bb3tv 2 года назад +3

      @@saoirsacooper3436 sweet potato souffle is the only good thing with sweet potato, otherwise potatos are better. Sweet potatos are not good at all for anything in my opinion.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 Год назад +3

      ​@saoirsa cooper sweet potato fries are the bomb.

  • @thatstupidbunnysuit2648
    @thatstupidbunnysuit2648 3 года назад +28

    Matt, if you’re out there. You’re the reason this channel is as great as it is!

  • @Dashzap
    @Dashzap 2 года назад +37

    Matt's half circle sunburn from wearing his hat backwards is hilarious.

    • @gturner38
      @gturner38 7 дней назад

      I got that one once on a windy day. I had already applied sunblock then turned my hat around to keep it from blowing off.

  • @westonpierson2532
    @westonpierson2532 3 года назад +223

    Matt "relating to teens" made me belly laugh. 🤣 Also, the editing on this channel is top notch as always, well done y'all.

  • @Kathkira
    @Kathkira 3 года назад +134

    Fun fact: over here in the UK if I want a "3 Musketeers" I have to shop for a "Milky Way" and if I want a "Milky Way" I have to buy a "Mars bar" (Also "Smarties" are candy-coated chocolate like M&Ms instead of little chalky tart tablet candies in a tube)

    • @apandaofphuket9349
      @apandaofphuket9349 3 года назад +12

      Your Smarties are called sixlets in the states. Was actually my favorite candy as a kid

    • @wewemcrhyne
      @wewemcrhyne 3 года назад +4

      Mars bars in the US are snickers with almonds instead of peanuts. They’re great, but so small!

    • @Liza_Felicity
      @Liza_Felicity 3 года назад

      Same

    • @natdatil6830
      @natdatil6830 3 года назад +4

      A Mars bar blows Milky Way out of the water. The chocolate is so much better.

    • @emteemac
      @emteemac 3 года назад +2

      ... which are Rockets in Canada

  • @CallMePlasmaFire
    @CallMePlasmaFire Год назад +7

    I love how the episode devolved into more and more chaos because of the very obvious sugar rush that was happening.

  • @robertakeener4289
    @robertakeener4289 3 года назад +851

    I’m going to argue that if a Hershey’s bar isn’t a candy bar then a Payday is a granola bar - like a Nature Valley Sweet and Salty.

    • @joannamcpeak7531
      @joannamcpeak7531 3 года назад +16

      Actually the original Nature Valley granola bars were not that great, (imo)
      And definitely were not to be confused with candy.😝

    • @trillnix3043
      @trillnix3043 3 года назад +20

      @@joannamcpeak7531 she was making a comparison. Not saying nature valley bars are good.

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 3 года назад +26

      I really don't understand why some people don't consider chocolate to be candy. I agree if you don't count Hershey's a candy bar then a payday shouldn't. Plus while they're cups Reese's Cups are still candy bars in spirit at the very least. lol

    • @allenstewart8535
      @allenstewart8535 3 года назад +25

      Payday doesn't have granola in it though it's purely peanuts

    • @cheddaforeva
      @cheddaforeva 3 года назад +2

      You win. So accurate

  • @Jml416
    @Jml416 3 года назад +150

    Matt was right on with the Payday and Dr Pepper combo! Before I found out I had diabetes, I would have a Payday and Dr Pepper for my afternoon break at work. Now that I think about it, that might be why have diabetes. Lol

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 года назад +2

      Payday & chocolate paydays rock! 🍫 it's a good candy for the Florida areas. Heat & humid conditions don't effect it that much. It fills you up too.

    • @GB-ez6ge
      @GB-ez6ge Год назад

      Payday and Pepsi. Dr. Pepper is evil.

    • @MwishaLudack
      @MwishaLudack Год назад

      No doubt

    • @brandoncox3749
      @brandoncox3749 Год назад

      Coincidence…I think not

    • @lindawolffkashmir2768
      @lindawolffkashmir2768 Год назад +1

      Is this the modern RC Cola and Moon Pie matchup?

  • @bartley3742
    @bartley3742 2 года назад +16

    Got a Whatchamacallit for the first time since about 1981 the other day. MAN! I agree. WHY is that not a more popular choice! I'm going to put it up to the fact that there's no fun sized Halloween Whatchamacallit bars for us to steal from our kids.

  • @michaelboyles714
    @michaelboyles714 3 года назад +180

    The purpose of butterfinger is to be smashed up and put in vanilla ice cream

    • @danniemcdonald4903
      @danniemcdonald4903 3 года назад +2

      Or in fudge! In fact, any candy bar is good in fudge LOL

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 3 года назад +4

      My fave Blizzard from DQ

    • @coryblake5623
      @coryblake5623 3 года назад +2

      it's also acceptable to eat half of the candy bar and then throw the rest in the freezer until you're in the mood for ice cream.. as long as 1/2 the bar is reserved for ice cream

    • @frankmthompson
      @frankmthompson 3 года назад +2

      This is also the preferred delivery system for Heath bars (IMHO)

    • @michaelboyles714
      @michaelboyles714 3 года назад

      @@frankmthompson yes, those are good too. Butterfinger, Heath and M&Ms

  • @MaryM232
    @MaryM232 3 года назад +59

    I’m old so I remember when Butterfinger was good, some time in the 70s they started messing with the peanutty crumbly filling, so it became hard and chewy, it’s never been the same

    • @momdad5368
      @momdad5368 3 года назад +8

      I'm so old, I remember when candy bars were a nickel!

    • @preppy890
      @preppy890 3 года назад +1

      I'm old, but I really don't remember it ever being good or even okay.

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 3 года назад +5

      I like the 5th Avenue bars better

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад +11

      In the 70’s, everyone switched from cane sugar to corn syrup. coke and Pepsi did, and most candies and cakes. It was about 1/10th the price.

    • @Nordap1986
      @Nordap1986 3 года назад +2

      Sadly I wasnt born until 1986, so I didnt get to taste it that way.

  • @The_Mr._Biscuit
    @The_Mr._Biscuit 2 года назад +88

    As a man who loves dark chocolate, I can confirm, it's pistols at dawn.
    However, my favorite candy bar is also Pay Day, partly because it doesn't have chocolate at all. Because a lot of candy companies just straight-up don't use good chocolate.

    • @johnlynch7834
      @johnlynch7834 Год назад +3

      I agree with payday. Also they don't melt if you leave one in you car on a hot day

    • @lehbeltman
      @lehbeltman Год назад +3

      I live the chocolaty payday

    • @SouthernFeller
      @SouthernFeller Год назад

      But a Payday ain’t even a candy bar. It’s pretty much just a granola bar

    • @farpointgamingdirect
      @farpointgamingdirect Год назад +3

      ​@SouthernFeller That comment is a Man Card violation 😅

    • @Southernguy41
      @Southernguy41 9 месяцев назад

      That’s the thing with videos like these(not just him, but other creators). They go with a pre conceived notion that they won’t like it before they even try it. They let their bias dictate their decisions and that’s not right. Mounds are in my top 5 favorite candy bars. Zero being number one.

  • @barnesCh430
    @barnesCh430 3 года назад +52

    I'm glad to see some love shown to Whatchamacallit. I like one of those every now and again. Totally underrated by the general populace.

    • @berlyn3014
      @berlyn3014 3 года назад +1

      Truth. I've loved them since I was a little girl.

    • @SherriLyle80s
      @SherriLyle80s 3 года назад

      Love them

    • @rvserious8317
      @rvserious8317 3 года назад

      Never ever had one

    • @erinkaufman6363
      @erinkaufman6363 3 года назад +1

      The pool that I used to go to growing up had them frozen.

    • @ellik3802
      @ellik3802 3 года назад +1

      So) snatch 3 at a time when I see 👀 whatchamacallit

  • @chaotic_alex
    @chaotic_alex 3 года назад +60

    I love how 7 minutes in (7:30 ish) he pegs the exact “meal” that I’m in the process of finishing. A payday and a dr pepper.

    • @pnwfarmdog4090
      @pnwfarmdog4090 3 года назад +4

      My go to has always been a snickers and a coke...

    • @Tusk_Tact
      @Tusk_Tact 3 года назад +4

      That's damn near Pop Rocks and Cola

    • @lizlee6290
      @lizlee6290 3 года назад +1

      Whew! Thank you for putting meal in quotes! LIttle worried there for a sec! LOL

  • @r.o2938
    @r.o2938 2 года назад +16

    You need to do Clark bars, Zagnuts, 100 Grands and 5th Avenues. And Oh Henrys, which are amazing but hard to find.

    • @karriburkhart4367
      @karriburkhart4367 7 месяцев назад

      I love O Henry's! And you are right, they ARE hard to find! One time, I found them in our local Hardware store, but they don't carry them all the time 😔

    • @tommj4365
      @tommj4365 5 месяцев назад

      100 Grands were my favorite for a long time

  • @JSisall
    @JSisall 3 года назад +72

    Gotta do a Bless your Rank with Matt ranking as many different KitKat flavors as you can get your hands on. There are a ton of different flavors out in Japan.

    • @RynnCox
      @RynnCox 2 года назад +2

      Yes!!! The green tea flavor is so good

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 2 года назад

      i think there's like a hundred something flavors in Japan

    • @darling..............
      @darling.............. Год назад

      ​@@CorvusCorone68 and most of them are average

  • @jamiethevis7356
    @jamiethevis7356 3 года назад +74

    Nothing beats a frozen 3 musketeer. I keep the mini size in the freezer all the time.
    Edited because who remembers the mound and almond joy commercials. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

    • @tinaann4108
      @tinaann4108 3 года назад

      Loved that commercial!

    • @notlostjustwandering218
      @notlostjustwandering218 3 года назад +1

      Except a frozen Milky Way

    • @jamiethevis7356
      @jamiethevis7356 3 года назад +2

      @@notlostjustwandering218 I agree, only if it's the midnight milky way.

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 3 года назад +1

      Almond Joy have nuts Mounds don't. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

    • @suezq35
      @suezq35 3 года назад

      I am not a 3 Musketeers fan BUT I found that the smaller ones are REALLY good in hot chocolate.

  • @danieltaylor4185
    @danieltaylor4185 2 года назад +11

    Can we all acknowledge that he missed out by being sent stuff like Mounds and Skor instead of a 100 Grand? I remember the 100 Grand being a pretty dang good candy bar. It's like if they said, "Milk Duds taste nice, but maybe we shouldn't make a candy that can rip your teeth out of your skull." It's just chocolate, caramel, and puffed rice, but man do I remember it being tasty.
    But then again, I haven't had a candy bar in 5-ish years, so they very well could have changed to have lower-quality ingredients or a recipe tweak that makes it bad. Or maybe I'm just misremembering it because 5 years is a long time.

  • @chriss3886
    @chriss3886 3 года назад +95

    Was really hoping Matt would try a Zero bar for the first time in the video. While I enjoy them, let sure they are the most diversifying candy bar.

    • @berlyn3014
      @berlyn3014 3 года назад +11

      I was hoping to see Zero in there too. I love them but I know a lot of people don't.

    • @britneychappell1448
      @britneychappell1448 3 года назад +5

      Zero is also my favorite, a lot of people I know have never even heard of them. Gotta like white chocolate though and I feel like most people prefer milk or dark.

    • @davidstoyanoff
      @davidstoyanoff 3 года назад +7

      So called white chocolate has no cocoa in it so it is not chocolate.

    • @gregleuze6657
      @gregleuze6657 3 года назад +1

      I get sucked in by the blue wrapper. Don’t really like it though. It is not as available as I don’t see them that often.

    • @bigstevee747
      @bigstevee747 3 года назад +6

      I LOVE Zero bars. Definitely in my top three of all time.

  • @derekblankenship8970
    @derekblankenship8970 3 года назад +135

    First of all am I the only one that thinks Matt is a psycho for biting the almond in half on the almond joy? You eat that whole almond and then you eat the other one…

    • @kristybwv
      @kristybwv 3 года назад +5

      Absolutely! That's as bad as biting a KitKat quartet instead of breaking them apart!

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 года назад +1

      @@kristybwv I have never broken the Kitkat. I bite them in half.

    • @em-xy5dn
      @em-xy5dn 3 года назад +1

      @@ashleydowney1222 I cannot bring myself to do that. I always have to break the Kit Kat bar it’s like a habit.

    • @commanderarielleshepard4920
      @commanderarielleshepard4920 3 года назад

      I said the same thing! Matt ate that Almond Joy like a total savage!

    • @unnecessaryapostrophe4047
      @unnecessaryapostrophe4047 3 года назад

      @@ashleydowney1222 Truly, nothing is sacred anymore. 😮

  • @brandeemoshenrose6126
    @brandeemoshenrose6126 Год назад +5

    The chocolate covered payday is game changing!

  • @byronglover7998
    @byronglover7998 3 года назад +124

    Matt,we have to talk...... where's the Zero Bar or 100 Grand Bar?

    • @craigbrown1760
      @craigbrown1760 3 года назад

      Didn't they discontinue the Zero bar?

    • @gusulaht99
      @gusulaht99 3 года назад +2

      @@craigbrown1760 Nope --buy 'em at my local WalMart in Illinois all the time.

    • @ManyBothansDied
      @ManyBothansDied 3 года назад +6

      My rule about Zero Bar is that when I notice Zero Bar it's time for me to buy one.

    • @craigbrown1760
      @craigbrown1760 3 года назад +1

      @@ManyBothansDied That sounds like a good rule, even though it's a Zero sum gain.

    • @brenthaymon280
      @brenthaymon280 3 года назад +3

      I love Zero bars.

  • @rebeccachiba5674
    @rebeccachiba5674 3 года назад +54

    I've loved skor since i was little. Whenever I go for chocolate, I always get a skor. Even if I'm thinking I want something else, I buy a skor with it. I don't mind that other people aren't big on them lol I'll eat all of them!!!

    • @murrismiller2312
      @murrismiller2312 2 года назад +2

      SKOR RULES !!! ....just LIKE JESUS RULES !!!
      ...BUT sadly people forget or ignore him - Just like skor

    • @annhall4125
      @annhall4125 Год назад +5

      I love Skor and its' cousin Heath Bar.

    • @HiNRGboy
      @HiNRGboy Год назад

      yeah Skor is the BOMB lol, a childhood favorite of mine too.

    • @christicarner8341
      @christicarner8341 Месяц назад

      Agree! My favorite!

  • @watchersmith806
    @watchersmith806 2 года назад +13

    Matt is just being himself,but he is so funny and spot on with his assessments. But Hey, who else is concerned about his health? He often does these sugary taste tests.

  • @arwyss
    @arwyss 3 года назад +66

    Take 5 (which Reese’s recently took over the branding on) is seriously underrated. It’s a shame you didn’t include it.

    • @dysphoriaax
      @dysphoriaax 3 года назад +1

      I second this
      My grandmother loves them, and whenever she buys one sometimes she'll share it with me, and it's so goodddddd

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 3 года назад +1

      You know I though take 5 was a candy bar already, I got the ads and was so confused like "Reese's take 5? Isn't take 5 already a thing?" this explains a lot lol.

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 года назад +2

      He should have done a subset of all the Reese's bars (since he complained there were too many) and chosen the best of the pack.
      Then rank the best Reese's bar with the rest of those candy bars.

    • @LauraB_
      @LauraB_ 3 года назад +1

      Yes! Take 5 is my favorite.

    • @mrsmack5808
      @mrsmack5808 2 года назад

      Mhmm take 5 is fantastic. Skor bars are my ultimate fav though.

  • @dariankranz9594
    @dariankranz9594 3 года назад +85

    Yes! Finally someone spoke about the butterfinger change lmaooo
    They made it taste more like peanut butter which honestly changed it so much and took away the nostalgia

    • @showdown9145
      @showdown9145 2 года назад +10

      The new butterfinger are terrible

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад +6

      Okay, so it wasn't my imagination. Not to mention that he is spot on about the fact that the bars are considerably smaller than when I was a child.....you know, back in the stone age according to my children.

    • @paintedcrow
      @paintedcrow 2 года назад +3

      @@maryjoyspohrer256 it's a real thing, it's known as shrinkflation! and no, I did not make that up

    • @TheMSCajun
      @TheMSCajun 2 года назад +2

      Exactly. They made them a touch smaller as well WHICH MADE ME SO ANGRY. 🤬

    • @SchruteFarms
      @SchruteFarms 2 года назад +1

      I’ve gone years thinking that my taste had changed but now I feel confident knowing I’m not alone in this. New Butterfingers are just not good.

  • @metalneanderthal
    @metalneanderthal Год назад +5

    Left out so many great ones. Fifth Avenue, Chunky, Clark, Mars, Oh Henry. The Watchamacallit is the best one out of the ones you reviewed in my opinion.

    • @HiNRGboy
      @HiNRGboy Год назад

      yeah there were a ton more left out, maybe they couldn't find the others lol

  • @jenniferflynn4948
    @jenniferflynn4948 3 года назад +50

    Only candy bar I actually will drive to store for, specifically, using Matt’s definition of a candy bar, but it’s a spin off, midnight milkyway

    • @lesliemoiseauthor
      @lesliemoiseauthor 3 года назад

      ^^^

    • @elroy8272
      @elroy8272 3 года назад +3

      Yay!! Yes yes !!

    • @eb4406
      @eb4406 3 года назад +1

      Not gonna lie, I hate midnight milky way not because of the candy itself but because someone I knew loved it frozen and I have a love/hate relationship with them. Haha

    • @AuntieNay
      @AuntieNay 3 года назад +1

      😍 Midnight Milky Ways

    • @vickyschieman2694
      @vickyschieman2694 3 года назад +1

      I absolutely hate Milky Way bars but will drive three counties over for a Midnight Milky Way. Best candy bar spinoff EVER.

  • @prestindavis1925
    @prestindavis1925 3 года назад +37

    Omg with the “ no cap” and the “bussin” I can’t

  • @vcat8136
    @vcat8136 Год назад +9

    If Twix is a candidate then Reese’s peanut butter cups should be a candidate! 🤷‍♀️😂

    • @robstrck8
      @robstrck8 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, should have included Reese’s. They are my go to but only if they’re fresh and chilled. Nothing worse than a stale peanut butter cup 😂

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 5 месяцев назад

      I think the 'take 5' is the closest thing to a candy bar that reeses makes.
      It has 5 things for when I can't decide what I want in my candy bar.
      Twix is at least bar shaped.

  • @marine6680
    @marine6680 3 года назад +129

    "New and improved recipe" is marketing spin for "We made it with cheaper ingredients"...
    Many cheapen out by using a "chocolatey" coating rather than actual chocolate. Basically it's made with chocolate but has fillers that make it technically not chocolate by definition. Sort of how processed cheese is made with cheese but has other ingredients that make it not cheese in a technical sense.

    • @shelpippg2202
      @shelpippg2202 3 года назад +4

      I feel like I learned something. I appreciate you. 😂❤️

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад +2

      While I agree that it's a marketing ploy, it seems to me that they are just emphasizing something that already was because it sounds better than just saying that they have peanuts. I mean, they have always been dry roasted peanuts. It's like oat and rice cereals capitalizing on the fact that they are 'gluten free'. They always have been, it's just that they are now emphasizing that point to capture sales.

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 2 года назад +2

      I could tell everytime they changed the recipes
      All through the years
      Some of my old favorites are inedible these days
      Way too sweet, just cheap imitations.
      Someone..please make some of our favorites with the OLD recipes
      Of course each candy bar would cost about $5.
      Lol.

    • @janmcguire5268
      @janmcguire5268 Год назад

      Exactly! I was going to say the same thing!

    • @antonfowler6582
      @antonfowler6582 Год назад +1

      Italian confectioners dont class american chocolate as chocolate because of all the additives

  • @jeffmalone5557
    @jeffmalone5557 3 года назад +95

    I was deployed to Bosia-Herzagovina while in the USAF in 2002, and was there on my birthday. I asked my mom to send me my favorite candy bar, Mounds, for my B'day. One day I went into the French Exchange where I discovered mp3 players and Bounty candy bars. Bounty is made by Mars, but not sold in the U.S. They are so much better than Mounds that they ruined Mounds for me. I raved about them so much that I have a friend from France that I worked with in Bosnia who still sends me Bounty candy bars on my birthday, 20 years later.

    • @MaryM232
      @MaryM232 3 года назад +7

      Bounty initially was sold in the US when they were brand new but didn’t last. They were and remain heavenly. Mounds were like that when they were new but less coconut. My local grocery store carries them in their British food section and I pick one up every so often

    • @jeffmalone5557
      @jeffmalone5557 3 года назад +5

      @@MaryM232 The place I get gas has a basket with unusual candy in it. Occasionally it has Bounty in it and I buy them all. I also order them on Amazon. They're that good.

    • @lindawolffkashmir2768
      @lindawolffkashmir2768 3 года назад +3

      I have seen Bounty at Meijer sometimes, in the British part of the World Foods section. I guess it depends when and if that particular store orders them.

    • @ladennayoung2939
      @ladennayoung2939 3 года назад +4

      That's a cool story. Thanks for sharing.

    • @thistlegal2154
      @thistlegal2154 2 года назад +2

      Thank you for your service and yes, so many European candy,chocolate brands better.

  • @denaf8311
    @denaf8311 Год назад +6

    Whatchmacalit was always my favorite and it's completely unadvertised and underrated. I remember the original commercials, maybe in the 90s and then it stopped. Glad to see they're still manufacturing it.

    • @tommj4365
      @tommj4365 5 месяцев назад

      Yea and there are some Whatcamacallit varieties that are really good

    • @denaf8311
      @denaf8311 5 месяцев назад

      @@tommj4365 Like what?

  • @barkboingfloom
    @barkboingfloom 3 года назад +41

    Did you ever notice the candy bar evolution? Start with a Musketeers. Now add caramel. Now you got a Milky Way. So now you take that, then add peanuts. Now you got a Snickers! Or instead of peanuts, add almonds. Now its a Mars Bar!

    • @preppy890
      @preppy890 3 года назад +3

      I haven't seen a Mars bar in 30 years. It was my Mom's favorite.

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 3 года назад +9

      The nougat in a Musketeers is different than the others. It's fluffier and more chocolate taste. The original 3 Musketeers had 3 parts a chocolate, vanilla, and a strawberry piece

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад +3

      Have you ever had a Snickers Almond? Wow they are good!

    • @barkboingfloom
      @barkboingfloom 3 года назад +2

      @@alphagt62 Its the same as a Mars bar. The Mars Co. discontinued their signature bar and rebranded it as Almond Snickers. Outside the U.S. its still a Mars Bar though

    • @barkboingfloom
      @barkboingfloom 3 года назад +1

      @@preppy890 Its been rebranded as Almond Snickers. Still Mars Bar outside the U.S.

  • @mariebookish4625
    @mariebookish4625 3 года назад +116

    “I’m such an aquarium” “you know me I’m a saggy taurus” I’M DEAD 💀💀

    • @prestindavis1925
      @prestindavis1925 3 года назад +1

      This had me rolling

    • @vxlley_flower5672
      @vxlley_flower5672 3 года назад +5

      It took me "saggy taurus" to understand it was about zodiacs💀💀

    • @johnbacon4448
      @johnbacon4448 3 года назад +2

      I lost it but I'm questioning the caption Matt was an aries

    • @a.j.marcantonio153
      @a.j.marcantonio153 3 года назад

      According to IMDB, it says that Matt’s date of birth is July 6, which means he is not an Aries, but a Cancer.

    • @anonymoususer4706
      @anonymoususer4706 3 года назад

      @@a.j.marcantonio153 I think it's more the "was" part, as in he's no longer alive.

  • @RushFanatic87
    @RushFanatic87 2 года назад +17

    Gotta say I love Milky Ways. They are pretty much Snickers without the peanuts, but the Milky Way saves you the picking peanuts out of your teeth. Also, Snickers are pretty good when you freeze them. Lastly, even though (understandably) they weren’t included, Reese’s Sticks are the bomb!!!!

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 Год назад +3

      They made Snickers ice cream bars, and they are amazing

    • @darling..............
      @darling.............. Год назад

      ​@@ChibiPanda8888 way better than the candy bar too,so gooooddd

    • @HiNRGboy
      @HiNRGboy Год назад

      yeah I think all the ice cream versions of candy bars are SO MUCH better!! lol@@darling..............

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +72

    Matt: goes through another sugar rush
    Me: *Flashbacks*
    Well said, coconut is delicious. *It's the coco fruit, it's the coco fruit!
    Of the coco tree, of the coco tree! FROM THE COCO PALM FAMILY*

    • @suzybailey-koubti8342
      @suzybailey-koubti8342 3 года назад +1

      Remember the energy drinks? Hahahahaha!

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 года назад

      @@suzybailey-koubti8342 Just watched that a few days ago

    • @caseygibson7266
      @caseygibson7266 3 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure if they made him eat a ton of candy, then drink a ton of Mountain Dew and energy drinks, he'd either die or break into the Speed Force

    • @miscme6046
      @miscme6046 3 года назад

      Yayayayayayaya

    • @imeldasamaniego4328
      @imeldasamaniego4328 3 года назад

      @@caseygibson7266
      The man would mainline Mountain Dew and eat candy bars until his wife decides to save us by taking all that sugar away from him forcing his butt into cold turkey withdrawal.

  • @myafaith8270
    @myafaith8270 3 года назад +26

    I am allergic to peanuts so I have not seen most of these candy bars out of rappers so this was a new experience for me.

    • @angiect3791
      @angiect3791 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 года назад +1

      I feel bad for people allergic to peanuts. I am not allergic to them. I would be sad if I was allergic to them.

  • @idratherberidingnow
    @idratherberidingnow 11 месяцев назад +1

    Love the videos. You nailed my top 5 minus that Three Musketeers….keep up the good work…..Have you done French Fries?

  • @Koumajutsu
    @Koumajutsu 3 года назад +64

    Ok, now Matt needs to do this test a second time, but while drinking coffee. We need to know definitively what candy bar is best on a coffee break

  • @elizabethw.6154
    @elizabethw.6154 3 года назад +18

    I am trying a "no artificial sugar diet" and made it a week so far... And now why am I watching all this temptation !?!?!?! To support the channel, of course.

  • @qienna6677
    @qienna6677 2 года назад +7

    Thanks to international sections in shops, I've had a payday in New Zealand ^.^ Also, the American milky way bar sounds completely different to the ones we have in NZ

  • @xmenlover16
    @xmenlover16 3 года назад +41

    This made me happy. Payday doesn't get enough love.

  • @huskybaiano3994
    @huskybaiano3994 3 года назад +10

    I love how Matt has a sunburn mark from wearing his cap backwards. You can see it at 6:00

  • @trechernga1299
    @trechernga1299 2 года назад +1

    Love these Bless Your Rank vids. Matt does a great job and they are always enjoyable. It does show why there are so many different bars though since we all have such different tastes. Skor, Mounds, and Whatchamacallit are three of my faves and I don't like peanuts mixed with other things so I can't stand Payday or Snickers. My rankings for those would have been the complete opposite but that makes our uniqueness that much the better.

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 3 года назад +54

    Good rankings on the Kit Kat. However, that's because you had a middle Kat and those are always better than the Left Twix. If you had a outer Kat and a Right Twix, then it should have been reversed. But a middle Kat will always beat a Left Twix.

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 года назад +3

      The problem with both Twix and Kit Kat (especially Kit Kat) is if they sit on the shelf for too long the cookie inside gets stale and gummy.
      This has been an issue for decades.
      I would have downgraded the ranking system by two for this. You can never tell if the Kit Kat is any good until you bite into it. About 1/3 of the time it's a major disappoint.

    • @biker5662
      @biker5662 3 года назад +1

      LOL. Clever.👏🏼👌🏼

    • @deathpyre42
      @deathpyre42 3 года назад +1

      @@protorhinocerator142 also the best kit kat bars are the international flavors, the wasabi or chili flake ones are easily top tier.

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад

      You made me giggle! 😆

  • @ricecakes42
    @ricecakes42 3 года назад +36

    So true about the Butterfingers. They were my favorite till they “changed” the recipe. Like the new coke.😝

    • @laurensawyer4990
      @laurensawyer4990 3 года назад +1

      That’s exactly what I said!

    • @candicestevens2389
      @candicestevens2389 3 года назад +7

      I still loved the cokes until they turned racist against white people,now I try not to ever give them any more of my money

    • @SaphireKancer90
      @SaphireKancer90 3 года назад +1

      Mexican coke is still good though!

    • @jimbrownlee7434
      @jimbrownlee7434 3 года назад +3

      The Germans have a word for all the 'improved' candy bars, verschlimmbesserung, which means 'an improvement that makes things worse'.

  • @jillr7023
    @jillr7023 2 года назад +6

    I couldn’t love you more if I tried! Thanks for always making me laugh!

  • @heybroski2853
    @heybroski2853 3 года назад +673

    I can’t believe a bunch of nuts glued together was the best candy bar

    • @benaiahburns4046
      @benaiahburns4046 3 года назад +54

      Yeah, he struck out on that one. Snickers was definitely #1 of the 13 he had there.

    • @bigstevee747
      @bigstevee747 3 года назад +51

      Payday should be middle of the pack, at best.

    • @Pixel_Pillow
      @Pixel_Pillow 3 года назад +38

      THEY’RE LEGUMES

    • @angelamorrow8973
      @angelamorrow8973 3 года назад +73

      Paydays are great. Snickers are not that great. He was right. Salty and sweet.

    • @seanmckelvey335
      @seanmckelvey335 3 года назад +12

      @@benaiahburns4046 you mean the fancy Babyruth?

  • @ashfresna3223
    @ashfresna3223 3 года назад +6

    Yes! Finally someone else that recognizes that nice pattern on the bottom of the candy bar!!!

  • @bigc1280
    @bigc1280 2 года назад +50

    I had the original 3 muskateer bar, it was originally packaged with 3 bars. the bars were filled with chocolate, strawberry , or vanilla. They were too hard to make, so they just discontinued strawberry and vanilla as the chocolate was most popular. However, the strawberry and vanilla ones were delicous and I wish they would bring them back! Also the best candy bar is a Take 5

    • @LibertyMonk
      @LibertyMonk Год назад +1

      I feel like Charleston Chews have a similar vibe to what I'm hearing. They're not at all the same, but a similar vibe.

    • @Tisjustafleshwound
      @Tisjustafleshwound Год назад +1

      Take 5 crew all day (since Reese's ruled not a candy bar)

    • @DanielChannel89
      @DanielChannel89 Год назад

      I know this fact and would love to be able to try an original 3 Musketeers candy bar. It sounds like it could potentially be top tier, and with as many crazy varieties of candies that exist today, surely we have to be past whatever problems made manufacturing it so difficult.

    • @patchcoatgrey3434
      @patchcoatgrey3434 Год назад

      Agreed, a take 5 is awesome

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell Год назад

      @bigc1280 what war did you serve in the Pacific or Europe

  • @KimberlyGreen
    @KimberlyGreen 3 года назад +21

    My favorite: Kit Kat Duos Mint + Dark Chocolate. I _may_ have once bought an entire case of them from Sam's and eaten the entire thing in a couple of months. 🤫🤐

  • @irl-hdr4080
    @irl-hdr4080 3 года назад +45

    Matt: *”makes fun of dark chocolate”*
    Me: And I took that personally…

    • @m6780
      @m6780 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @jennifers550
      @jennifers550 2 года назад +6

      Right. I mean, Matt, I love ya but.... People who like dark chocolate like chocolate. People who don't like dark chocolate like sugar and milk. That said it doesn't hurt my feelings a bit. Never have to worry about ya'll stealing my chocolate. 🙂

    • @irl-hdr4080
      @irl-hdr4080 2 года назад +1

      @@jennifers550 That’s true. More dark chocolate for us 😂

    • @MattsFans
      @MattsFans 2 года назад

      nah because why does it make me nauseous like i wanna like it so bad but i just cant 💀

    • @SchruteFarms
      @SchruteFarms 2 года назад

      @@jennifers550 I mean if I’m eating a candy bar I am very much so looking for it tasting like sugar.

  • @grantspear319
    @grantspear319 Год назад +1

    I love the editing on these videos!

  • @tsz7611
    @tsz7611 3 года назад +4

    Whoever edits these videos….god bless you you’re amazing

  • @TheGameGetterKuzuri
    @TheGameGetterKuzuri 3 года назад +14

    That roasted peanut rant was great🤣

  • @robinmichel9048
    @robinmichel9048 2 года назад +12

    Mars Bar, the American version with almonds, was the greatest candy bar of all time. But the misguided folks at Mars/M&M killed it off. Rest in peace my friend.

    • @madbbqer4343
      @madbbqer4343 Год назад

      If you're near a Publix, they have them in the "international aisle" with all of the British foods.

    • @frankfeldhaus9042
      @frankfeldhaus9042 Год назад

      Agreed- but they changed the name its Snicker's Almond. Sorry just watched this episode.

    • @robinmichel9048
      @robinmichel9048 Год назад

      @@frankfeldhaus9042 sadly Snickers Almond is not truly a Mars bar. No caramel in Mars bars.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +50

    Yes, Butterfinger did in fact change their recipe
    Why? Because it keeps changing hands. It's no longer owned by Nestle. It is currently owned by Ferrara which in turn is owned by Ferrero. Yup, the same group behind the iconic Christmas treat Ferrero Rocher.

    • @killraven123
      @killraven123 3 года назад +12

      Ferrero rocher is so good, how could they mess up the butterfinger so bad?

    • @blushingrxes-quit7774
      @blushingrxes-quit7774 3 года назад +4

      I KNEW IT WAS CHANGED WHEN I ATE IT

    • @blushingrxes-quit7774
      @blushingrxes-quit7774 3 года назад +1

      @@killraven123 ikr?

    • @preppy890
      @preppy890 3 года назад +6

      Butterfinger, I have never liked. Sticks to your teeth and bad texture.

    • @standupp2885
      @standupp2885 3 года назад +1

      @@killraven123 Beancounters!

  • @methotrex1
    @methotrex1 3 года назад +233

    Clearly Matt got COVID and his sense of taste has not yet returned. There is no other reasonable explanation for this ranking.

    • @Tahlmorra
      @Tahlmorra 3 года назад +6

      Bless your heart

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад

      @@Tahlmorra LOL!

    • @macarthur7395
      @macarthur7395 2 года назад

      Ah I see Because your opinion is the only one that matters

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 2 года назад +1

      he did my baby skor bar dirty man….

    • @macarthur7395
      @macarthur7395 2 года назад

      @@midshipman8654 and this is his opinion and all I am trying to say day is that we should respect and if you don't like his ranking make your own

  • @ljdattilo
    @ljdattilo Год назад +1

    That Reese's Outrageous is absolutely fantastically outrageous!

  • @StrifeLightning
    @StrifeLightning 3 года назад +26

    There is an actual difference between left and right Twix…I figured this out after month of testing…the left Twix has a crispier cookie while the right Twix has more caramel. Personal preference I like the right more than the left.

    • @jamisonutech5182
      @jamisonutech5182 2 года назад

      @@sonjastapleton5348 no it doesn't because no one cares about left vs right twix

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 2 года назад

      @@jamisonutech5182 i think you will find that yes there is someone who cares, it's like rule 34 except about caring; and the smaller the minority, the more rabid the devotees

    • @jarrodskufcagaming5203
      @jarrodskufcagaming5203 2 года назад

      @@CorvusCorone68 NO ONE GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT LEFT OR RIGHT

    • @hymnodyhands
      @hymnodyhands 2 года назад +1

      You are right... on the rare occasions that I buy a Twix, I have observed that one was more caramelly than the other...

  • @RandyFasnacht
    @RandyFasnacht 3 года назад +200

    How is an oval Almond Joy a candy bar but a circle Reese's not? SMH. LOL.

    • @fairyhappycat
      @fairyhappycat 3 года назад +21

      They announce reese's as peanut butter cups while almond joy announces them as candy bars

    • @raymcgheejr.2683
      @raymcgheejr.2683 3 года назад +10

      Reese’s is not a bar

    • @garrettSlingerland
      @garrettSlingerland 3 года назад +38

      Cuz if Reese's was allowed to be in this contest, there would be no contest lol

    • @SnarkNSass
      @SnarkNSass 3 года назад +1

      Point to Randy!!🤣✌🏻

    • @pnwfarmdog4090
      @pnwfarmdog4090 3 года назад +2

      @@raymcgheejr.2683 neither is almond joy.

  • @maryjoyspohrer256
    @maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад +8

    Okay, seeing as these are personal choice rankings, I would put Mounds and Almond Joy much higher. I do however understand your issue with the dark chocolate. It has a sharper slightly bitter taste to it that some people just can't get on board with. I understand, because I know that palates are different. I'm so very happy that you put 3 Musketeers so high in the rankings as it's one of my all time favorites as well. As to the Heath and Skor bars. You really have to be a fan of toffee to like those. I have a bestie who loves the Heath bar, but I'm more partial to the Skor bar as it has a stronger flavor to it. There again, it comes down to a difference in how your taste buds receive and process flavors. I do get your point about leaving out the Reeses as you are quite right about the large number of varieties that they have! By the way, did you know that Kit Kat has a chocolate/strawberry version? I don't think that you would like that one very much as it is a dark chocolate variety. I am however with you in that they should make the lemon ones more often! These videos are so much fun and I had a good time watching this one while I ate my dinner!

  • @feron450
    @feron450 3 года назад +10

    Skor bars are my favorite! Was so surprised to see it ranked so low. Great content though Matt!

    • @StaceyCrawley-n5d
      @StaceyCrawley-n5d 4 месяца назад

      I Know!! The Skor bar is my very favorite candy bar. I eat the chocolate off it first then eat the butter toffee.

  • @KrazyKimsey
    @KrazyKimsey 3 года назад +5

    Props to the editor. The cuts had me crackin.

  • @lashleybrady1
    @lashleybrady1 2 года назад +3

    Twix has been piggybacking off the left and right Twix thing for almost 10 years

  • @maddykim9348
    @maddykim9348 3 года назад +128

    Lukewarm take: 3 Musketeers is like overly sweet shaving cream mixed with overly sweet insulation foam.

    • @quiana1458
      @quiana1458 3 года назад +7

      Nailed it. Great description!

    • @DonkeyBuns
      @DonkeyBuns 3 года назад +8

      Definitely one of the worst ones out there.

    • @quiana1458
      @quiana1458 3 года назад +1

      @@DonkeyBuns I agree.

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 года назад +3

      I like the light texture. Many of the others seem to use mortar in them and could definitely be used to build a house.

    • @logblack116
      @logblack116 3 года назад +2

      I agree with this statement

  • @jodystepnowski695
    @jodystepnowski695 3 года назад +43

    Love how he nailed Twix as the Dad jokester of the candy bar world. Spot on!

    • @frootloop-bb3tv
      @frootloop-bb3tv 2 года назад +2

      You are so right, that joke is so old.

  • @HiNRGboy
    @HiNRGboy Год назад +1

    Butterfinger and Skor have been favorites of mine for decades, they're not everyone's favorite, but they're in my top 5 easily.

  • @ryanfrisby7389
    @ryanfrisby7389 2 года назад +7

    Snickers and Mounds are my favorite, and Mat on this one was HILARIOUS

  • @shawnm7246
    @shawnm7246 3 года назад +14

    Fun fact. Butterfinger now no longer has enough cocoa in its "chocolate" coating to be called chocolate. Now they call it "chocolatey"

    • @Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson
      @Mythicalbeast_KatieWilson 2 года назад

      Thanks for sharing that fun fact! I had no clue!

    • @yuki-sakurakawa
      @yuki-sakurakawa Год назад +1

      Butterfingers are hit and miss for me. In some, they crumble and melt in your mouth. In others, they try to rip your teeth out and wedge themselves like a tick on your teeth.

  • @kimberlyford587
    @kimberlyford587 2 года назад +4

    You have to try the WHOZEEWHATZIT Candy Bar. WHATCHAMACALLIT has a creamy caramel layer with a crispy peanut-flavored rice center while WHOZEEWHATZIT has a creamy peanut butter layer with a crispy chocolate creme rice center.

  • @winterblommetjie
    @winterblommetjie 3 года назад +16

    I've been binge watching this channel I relate to it...Im from the South...South Africa!!

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад +3

      That really is the south! The only place south of there is Antarctica!

    • @winterblommetjie
      @winterblommetjie 3 года назад +2

      @@alphagt62 lol yep Antarctica is about 8000km from Cape Town where I am

  • @triciacarty59
    @triciacarty59 3 года назад +10

    Love to see someone finally appreciating the mastery that is a 3 musketeers bar

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 2 года назад

      Agreed!

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 2 года назад

      idk, I always thought they barely tasted like much of anything. just a mass of vague playdough.

  • @DanielWright-np3fq
    @DanielWright-np3fq Год назад +4

    Imagine a Payday coated in Milk Chocolate! Ahhhh!

  • @vampiresshippy
    @vampiresshippy 3 года назад +7

    You are correct. Butterfinger used to be my all time favorite and then they changed to "be better" and now I hate them. Whatever they tweaked, they need to undo it.

  • @Slant325
    @Slant325 3 года назад +11

    My personal favorite is Take 5. Can't be beat. Way back when I was a kid we had PB Max and Reggie; two of the best ever.

    • @christopherhelms7290
      @christopherhelms7290 3 года назад

      When I was a kid there were Choc-o lite bars that seemed innocent but were amazingly chocolaty. I miss those badboys.

  • @sarahh2072
    @sarahh2072 5 месяцев назад

    "Go get a snack"
    As I'm sitting here with an iced coffee, tajin and a bowl of fruit 😂😂 ty for lookin out

  • @TheReven86
    @TheReven86 3 года назад +28

    I will not be able to sleep until I know where he put the reese's outrageous bar in his rankings if it were qualified for the ranking!. I need a second video with spin off bars!

    • @NatashaGraves555
      @NatashaGraves555 3 года назад

      YESSSSSSSSS

    • @kitoyobeni1
      @kitoyobeni1 3 года назад +1

      Nutrageous, isn't it?

    • @jimdandy3033
      @jimdandy3033 3 года назад

      @@kitoyobeni1 That's what I thought

    • @Osric01
      @Osric01 3 года назад

      @@kitoyobeni1 They have two different ones....Nutrageous which is basically peanut butter and peanuts covered in chocolate, and Outrageous, which is a newer release and add Reese's Pieces and I don't know for sure what else inside it.

  • @quernalt
    @quernalt 3 года назад +16

    Anyone remember the Marathon bar from the 70's? Chewy caramel covered in chocolate, in a braided/twisted form and extra long? It was my favourite at the time, but probably because it looked bigger than the others.

    • @southerncharmed4118
      @southerncharmed4118 3 года назад +1

      I remember them! My momma wouldn’t let me have them anymore because every time I ate one I would pull out a filling from my teeth!

    • @kevingray8616
      @kevingray8616 3 года назад

      I thought about them too. I ate them all the time as a kid.

    • @tricityladytn
      @tricityladytn 3 года назад

      Marathon John!

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 3 года назад

      in the UK the Snickers used to be called Marathon; but considering how candy names are switched around regionally it may not be the same

    • @cynthiavance3239
      @cynthiavance3239 2 года назад

      Ooo...those and the $100 Grand bars!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @JoshFortune-nb8wz
    @JoshFortune-nb8wz 7 месяцев назад +2

    Im glad pay day and baby ruth and almond joy is on here there so underrated and good

  • @gaoutlaw
    @gaoutlaw 3 года назад +21

    Anyone else remember PB Max? Those things were heaven sent.

    • @RonJDuncan
      @RonJDuncan 3 года назад

      I'm still miffed at how quickly those went away. Those were my favorite back in the day.

    • @JLHENRY
      @JLHENRY 3 года назад +3

      I remember the marathon bar. Pure chocolate and caramel. The best candy bar from my childhood.

    • @christopherhelms7290
      @christopherhelms7290 3 года назад

      @@JLHENRY My mom loved Powerhouse bars back in the 70s. Bun bars aren't too bad either, but they're not always easy to find these days.

    • @emilybilbow4990
      @emilybilbow4990 3 года назад

      The absolute best!!! Miss them so much

  • @87glassrose
    @87glassrose 3 года назад +46

    Awe man one my favorites is “take 5” but they rebranded it as a “Reece’s take 5” and I am sure it was thrown out as a spin off…. :’( well maybe you should do a ranking of the Reece’s spin offs lol!

    • @happygilmore511
      @happygilmore511 3 года назад +1

      I felt the injustice deep down when he discounted all reeses spinoffs. I've been stanning Take5s as the best candy bar since 2005 and now it gets overlooked bc reeses doesn't know how to market their best product 🤡

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 3 года назад

      How did they suddenly get branded as reese's anyways? Like did reese's just buy them or were they not popular enough so they decided to brand them as reese's to try and get them to be more popular or what? b

    • @happygilmore511
      @happygilmore511 3 года назад +1

      @@joelcrafter43 reeses has always made the take 5, but it just didn't have the brand on bag. Then they added the brand hoping it would sell better

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 3 года назад

      @@happygilmore511 Ah so the second thing then, alright. I honestly preferred the look of the black packaging they used to have.

    • @happygilmore511
      @happygilmore511 3 года назад

      @@joelcrafter43 the black was attempt #1 at making them more popular; back in my day it was red

  • @TexasAmericana
    @TexasAmericana 2 года назад +1

    I am in love with your editor

  • @autumnm2075
    @autumnm2075 3 года назад +34

    I worry about Matt but also he is so enjoyable to watch, so charming.

  • @lesliemoiseauthor
    @lesliemoiseauthor 3 года назад +27

    Milky way Midnight, and Skor are my top choices.

  • @johnveca2979
    @johnveca2979 2 года назад +1

    I agree! Payday is indeed the best when it comes to Ameican candy bars. I happen to live overseas and travel Europe quite a bit and well, let's just say that it's a good thing you're not comparing U.S. candy bars to the candy bars found in other parts of the world or you would indeed be disappointed. But hey, we do what we can with what we've got, right? Cheers from one southerner to another.

  • @ClashJ666
    @ClashJ666 3 года назад +19

    I want to get wasted and sing karaoke with Matt at crappy dive bar in the middle of nowhere

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 года назад +1

      Me too! LOL
      Also. Deep fried Mounds bars. Dip bars in batter and deep fry a couple minutes until golden. Eat right away, standing in front of fryer. Wow. Would have been great with Bourbon/ Whiskey tasting!!! Mmm