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  • Опубликовано: 18 авг 2024
  • Matt tackles the ultimate ranking, Girl Scout Cookies. From Do-Si-Dos to Thin Mints find out which cookie Matt will rank the best.

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  • @DinsdalePiranha67
    @DinsdalePiranha67 3 года назад +1130

    "Who loves Thin Mints so much that they'd eat a whole box of them?"
    *raises hand*

  • @armymobilityofficer9099
    @armymobilityofficer9099 4 года назад +1009

    When I was deployed to Iraq, we were sent a huge number of girl scout cookies. One of the funniest things I will every remember is seeing a bunch of guys standing around in uniform, with weapons and body armor and eating our cookies like little kids. Thin Mints are best.

    • @hbenny5752
      @hbenny5752 3 года назад +43

      Thank you for your service!! Hope the cookies brought love from home you deserve to feel 💞

    • @unknownman6663
      @unknownman6663 3 года назад +18

      May God bless the fallen with unlimited girl scout cookies!

    • @DianneAlexander4858
      @DianneAlexander4858 3 года назад +16

      Thank you for your service

    • @alextaylorstan
      @alextaylorstan 3 года назад +10

      Thank you for your service!

    • @curtislear4842
      @curtislear4842 3 года назад +23

      Same happened to my unit in Afghanistan. We had "wars" over them. Bunch of child-like grown men. Lol

  • @sarahalbritton3872
    @sarahalbritton3872 4 года назад +284

    Matt: “Who loves mint things so much that they would eat a whole box of these”
    Me: “Me I would sit down and eat a entire box of those” 😂😂

    • @klmeyer9907
      @klmeyer9907 4 года назад +6

      Hell. I'd eat a whole box when the box had more cookies in it

    • @sarahwebb3354
      @sarahwebb3354 4 года назад +4

      **raises hand** Me too!

    • @bossnbuchan
      @bossnbuchan 4 года назад +4

      I'm the type of person who would eat every small box inside of the big boxes filled with thin mint small boxes and eat them all. Thin mints are my life.

    • @moosemoosington1441
      @moosemoosington1441 3 года назад +5

      thin mints are sneaky snacky, I wont realize I've eaten the entire box until they are gone

    • @shalmaratrethewey1006
      @shalmaratrethewey1006 3 года назад +9

      I tore all the wrapping off the boxes when I was little and my 4 older sister's were selling cookies so momma had to buy them all. It was so worth the whooping lol.

  • @CallMeHunee
    @CallMeHunee 3 года назад +174

    Today, I found out *I’m a monster.* I LOVE THIN MINTS! They are the best ones and I will eat the ENTIRE BOX in one sitting & want more. This just broke my heart. 😭

    • @maryjoyspohrer256
      @maryjoyspohrer256 Год назад +2

      Poor baby! Understand that this a personal ranking and you can make your own! Samoas are my #1 pick!

    • @ringofasho7721
      @ringofasho7721 Год назад +2

      Thin mints are the worst. Mint and chocolate don't belong together

    • @LauraGayleGreenMusic
      @LauraGayleGreenMusic 11 месяцев назад +6

      That’s ok, leaves more Thin Mints for those of us who love them! Monsters R Us!

    • @CallMeHunee
      @CallMeHunee 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@LauraGayleGreenMusic haha, I agree! At least it won’t be sold out!

    • @CallMeHunee
      @CallMeHunee 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@maryjoyspohrer256 poor baby, understand that I clearly know that and this is my comment and I’m free to share my personal opinion, just like he did. 😅 you didn’t have to comment if you didn’t like what I had to say…. Minding your business gets you far in life sweetheart 🤭 also, I didn’t ask what’s your #1 pick. 😕 you can create your own personal ranking … in your own personal comment … away from mine … mmkay? Thanks. 🙃

  • @RWAsur
    @RWAsur 4 года назад +397

    Why isn't that "didn't get bit by a mosquito outside in July" badge real

    • @kaustickelpie
      @kaustickelpie 4 года назад +4

      @@honoraryavenger4165 No way lol I've never been bitten by a mosquito in my whole life. They don't like me or something. Just like everyone else :(

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 4 года назад +7

      My blood must not be tasty they tend to leave me alone. They love my mom and nephew though.

    • @sonjawright518
      @sonjawright518 4 года назад +2

      Mosquitos don’t like the taste of my blood either, must be all the garlic I eat.

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 4 года назад +2

      @@honoraryavenger4165 South Carolina here they just don't like me. Fire ants and gnats however seem to love me.

    • @sonjawright518
      @sonjawright518 4 года назад +1

      Honorary Avenger I’m in Virginia been here all my life. I can also walk thru a patch of poison ivy and not get a rash.

  • @Briaaanz
    @Briaaanz 4 года назад +550

    It's easy, Samoas are pronounced, "MINE"

    • @rachelknapp7271
      @rachelknapp7271 4 года назад +4

      Brian K 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @laurenh825
      @laurenh825 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @andrewp8284
      @andrewp8284 4 года назад +17

      Samoa is also pronounced “literally the only piece of American territory Mike Bloomberg won after spending billions on a shameful display of a drunken bad decision campaign.”

    • @nathanthelibertarian1406
      @nathanthelibertarian1406 4 года назад +5

      Lonesome 77 that actually made me laugh thank you

    • @ronicrotty2360
      @ronicrotty2360 4 года назад +6

      Brian K In Texas there are called Carmel delites, which they are the best so of course I hide mine. Did a drive by at Walgreens bought 8 boxes, told my husband I bought the last two boxes just for him. Which was the truth I cleaned them out and gave him the last two.

  • @michaelsisk4862
    @michaelsisk4862 3 года назад +25

    "I'm dressed like a girl scout" while wearing a Webelo pin ribbons that plainly says Webelos (the oldest group in Cub Scouts). lol

  • @macfed1727
    @macfed1727 4 года назад +53

    “if the names have hyphens in then just throw it out” DO-SI-DO and he said that’s a good name 😂😂😂

    • @Lin-le6zz
      @Lin-le6zz 3 года назад +8

      The 2 hyphens cancel each other out

  • @phillipcape8820
    @phillipcape8820 4 года назад +186

    Imagine leaving a box of thin mints in the pantry for a year. You’re the monster, sir.

  • @pdwarnes
    @pdwarnes 4 года назад +747

    Little known fact: there are only two servings per box of Thin Mints

    • @loriloristuff
      @loriloristuff 4 года назад +25

      One for you, one for a friend.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 года назад +11

      also a little known fact only about two people on the earth like thin mints

    • @colinparsons9286
      @colinparsons9286 4 года назад +15

      loriloristuff or both for you 🤣

    • @decorummortis5175
      @decorummortis5175 4 года назад +43

      My wife and I devour thin mints. I freeze them and we have to legitly buy lole 3 boxes: one for mr, one for her, one for the kids to share

    • @kaylafuller8948
      @kaylafuller8948 4 года назад +10

      @@loriloristuff no two servings for me and none for anyone else.

  • @lamarcorlis2081
    @lamarcorlis2081 3 года назад +104

    Samoa's are my all time favorite and when they aren't available Keebler has "Coconut Dreams" that are simular enough!!😋

    • @philwolf6721
      @philwolf6721 2 года назад +1

      Amen sir

    • @kathleenbrooks6677
      @kathleenbrooks6677 10 месяцев назад +2

      The Samoans girl scout cookies have another name from where I live in missouri, and they are called Carmel delights.😅

    • @vintage.doll.1926
      @vintage.doll.1926 9 месяцев назад +2

      Yep, love the Keebler version of Samoas!! Wish I could find a Trefoils substitute that actually tastes like the true Trefoil!!

    • @EytsirhcChristye
      @EytsirhcChristye 9 месяцев назад

      Not similar enough

    • @rtblaze7915
      @rtblaze7915 5 месяцев назад

      @@kathleenbrooks6677 caramel

  • @summerpowell1141
    @summerpowell1141 3 года назад +41

    "Who'd sit down and destroy bag of mints"
    100% me and those thin mints are my absolute favorite girl scout cookies. my favorite season is Christmas just for the fact that they have so many mint candy canes.

  • @thelisanalgaib9702
    @thelisanalgaib9702 4 года назад +210

    I will eat a full tube of Thin Mints in a sitting, no problem.

    • @guns4h1re
      @guns4h1re 4 года назад +10

      Cold, they have to be cold.

    • @chloephillips9697
      @chloephillips9697 4 года назад +1

      Agree.

    • @anaelizarraras7276
      @anaelizarraras7276 4 года назад +3

      Jason Sargent I agree thin mints are my favorite Girl Scout cookies

    • @ethanroks2857
      @ethanroks2857 4 года назад +2

      @@guns4h1re Agreed.

    • @brittneyhogancamp7150
      @brittneyhogancamp7150 4 года назад

      Y’all are odd I will destroy a box of them little coconut cookiesI don’t even know how to pronounce there name that’s a good they are I can eat a whole box in one sitting

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 4 года назад +361

    Thin mints need to go in the freezer for a day... then you got it my friend.

    • @siralex8782
      @siralex8782 3 года назад +3

      It’s you walter

    • @iwasabadgirlididsomebadthings
      @iwasabadgirlididsomebadthings 3 года назад +2

      I have seen your comment on a different bless your rank

    • @FrankHorigan
      @FrankHorigan 3 года назад +3

      I leave mine in the freezer for 5 months

    • @lstarrb
      @lstarrb 3 года назад +1

      Exactly

    • @queenofhearts27
      @queenofhearts27 3 года назад +1

      Yes thin mints taste better cold. That's the only way to eat and enjoy them

  • @gabbyaviles2302
    @gabbyaviles2302 3 года назад +29

    The Tagalongs when I was a Girl Scout were called peanut butter patty’s

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 3 года назад

      Yeah I think I remember that.
      I was a girl scout too back in the day.

    • @jessicamolina745
      @jessicamolina745 2 года назад +3

      I think it just depends on your region. I get scout boxes from different “regions” and sometimes I have PB Patties other times, Tagalongs. Same with Samoas and Caramel Delights.

  • @delaneyfaircloth9046
    @delaneyfaircloth9046 4 года назад +27

    "Who on the Girl Scouts marketing team uh . . . died?" XD I'm done

    • @Jack1999n
      @Jack1999n 5 месяцев назад +1

      He's right though, Girl Scout S'mores? Literally two seconds of thinking of a better name, S'moretastic, and that's not even trying, where's my 50,000 dollars and royalties

  • @thedoomofred5174
    @thedoomofred5174 4 года назад +367

    “Give me fuel,
    Give me fire,
    Give me chocolate peanut butter I desire”
    That should be on the tagalong box.

  • @Mrbink01
    @Mrbink01 4 года назад +417

    "We don't do gluten free on this show. Sometimes I've requested extra gluten"
    God bless Matt.

  • @majaisawesome8444
    @majaisawesome8444 4 года назад +25

    I was a Girl Scout for 5 years in Illinois and someone bought peanut butter sandwiches for her dog. I ended up telling everyone they were dog treats my first year 😂

  • @Pit_Wizard
    @Pit_Wizard 4 года назад +30

    I've agreed with you on almost everything. But this is where we break ranks, Matt. Not only are thin mints the most snackable Girl Scout cookies, they're the most snackable food item ever created.

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 3 года назад +1

      Girl Scouts could just sell Thin Mint as "Girl Scout Cookies" and make nothing else

    • @coreyswan4747
      @coreyswan4747 2 года назад +2

      @@redrooster1908 well I definitely wouldn’t like it, they’re so middle of the road, nothing special

    • @danielnoble3995
      @danielnoble3995 Год назад +1

      @@coreyswan4747 Corey, you're getting the wrong ones. ABC Bakers has the good ones, not Little Brownie, imo.

  • @koshisugawara8723
    @koshisugawara8723 4 года назад +228

    In my opinion, the thin mints taste the best if they are in the freezer. It is like ice cream, but light and crispy. Totally recommended it!

    • @p_campbell
      @p_campbell Год назад

      That's how my wife eats them, hands down.

  • @rikkitikkitavi997
    @rikkitikkitavi997 4 года назад +96

    Remember when the Girl Scout was trying to sell you some cookies and she would always add “and they freeze well too”? Ding ding ding Thin mints!

    • @Ponydemminecraft
      @Ponydemminecraft 4 года назад +1

      Rikki Tikki Tavi im an ex Girl Scout and I remember being told to say that by our troop leader

    • @arandomtheatrekid3446
      @arandomtheatrekid3446 4 года назад

      Ponydem yep. they would always say, i’m on a diet, and i would always say: they freeze well for when you’re done with that diet

  • @simongill5136
    @simongill5136 2 года назад +11

    Every British person watching this needs the tea dunking test, it changes the biscuit for the better in almost every case. Hot tea, which I appreciate is anathema to you fine southern folks. If you ever get hot tea with biscuits, or cookies even, on a cold day it is one of life's simple pleasures. Love the channel and really warmed to the southern states after these, thanks and bless you!

    • @mmlyall1884
      @mmlyall1884 10 месяцев назад +2

      We dunk ‘em in hot coffee!!!

  • @gabbyklo3873
    @gabbyklo3873 4 года назад +24

    Anyone remember how before the time of "Lemon-Ups" we had "Savanah Smiles???"

  • @KimberlyGreen
    @KimberlyGreen 4 года назад +291

    Personal favorite: Thin Mints. One year I ate 2 cases, yes cases, in about 3 months. Not my proudest moment, but they were sure yummy.
    Y'all can have whatever personal favorite you want. Happiness comes in many flavors.

    • @lens_hunter
      @lens_hunter 4 года назад +27

      I don't buy cookies anymore because I cannot be trusted.

    • @aah3703
      @aah3703 4 года назад +4

      Same here. I can’t stop myself from getting thin mints. Also Tagalongs are really good too. But thin mints reign.

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 4 года назад +3

      We fellow commentors are proud of you :)

    • @KimberlyGreen
      @KimberlyGreen 4 года назад +1

      @@woltersworld Thank ya thank ya Mr. Wolters. Nice to see you here by the way.

    • @KimberlyGreen
      @KimberlyGreen 4 года назад

      @@Meeptome It wasn't _that_ long ago. I think boxes were $4 at the time. At least the money went to a worthwhile cause.

  • @Foxinthetree
    @Foxinthetree 4 года назад +253

    Next time there's a pandemic I'm buying more girl scout cookies.

    • @loriloristuff
      @loriloristuff 4 года назад +10

      They freeze well.

    • @NickG123
      @NickG123 4 года назад +5

      Foxinthetree yeah, I’ve only got one box of each! 😬

    • @boopthealpaca7063
      @boopthealpaca7063 4 года назад +4

      Foxinthetree I am a Girl Scout and I am broke now

    • @tygrahof9268
      @tygrahof9268 4 года назад +4

      We've learned to buy in bulk...

    • @K41tlyn4
      @K41tlyn4 4 года назад +3

      we had someone buy what we had left on our last booth because of the pandimic lol

  • @audraburgess9874
    @audraburgess9874 2 года назад +8

    The cookies in our area come from the ABC bakery so some of the names are different for us.
    Samoas = Caramel deLites
    Do si dos = Peanut Butter Patties
    Trefoils = Shortbreads
    Lemon Ups = Lemonades
    They have a gluten free option but it's caramel and chocolate chip instead of toffee. And they recently added a S'mores cookie. It's crazy how different the names are when it's pretty much the same cookie

    • @andreaross6459
      @andreaross6459 8 месяцев назад +1

      I love shortbreads, and lemonades.

  • @MythWish407
    @MythWish407 4 года назад +12

    Honestly, if the Lemon Ups were replaced with "Savannah Smiles", it would've changed the game

  • @disenchantedsupply
    @disenchantedsupply 4 года назад +77

    watermelon crawl badge was an under appreciated joke, thank you matt

  • @blkhemi3925
    @blkhemi3925 4 года назад +154

    I feel like *DUNKABILITY* should be part of the girl Scout cookie ranking process.
    A cookie changes on the subatomic level once it is dunked in milk.

    • @barbarat5729
      @barbarat5729 4 года назад

      Sadly, my favorites were discontinued. They were
      Scot T's and were great dunked in ANYTHING. Well, maybe not beer or wine, but you know what I mean. Little shortbread cookies with sugar topping. They were AWESOME.

    • @shawnbasil1600
      @shawnbasil1600 4 года назад +5

      Amen. Alchemy is real. Not that it
      changes lead to gold, but it changes trefoils to manna.

    • @brenthaymon280
      @brenthaymon280 3 года назад +1

      I always dunk my cookies in coffee not milk.

    • @blkhemi3925
      @blkhemi3925 3 года назад +2

      @@brenthaymon280 in my house, dubble stuffed Oreos are regular Oreos, and regular Oreos are diet Oreos, but you sir are a genius!

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 3 года назад +2

      @@barbarat5729 And ABC (the other baker, those you can get in Dallas or Austin) had Thanks-a-lots that were shortbread with a chocolate layer on the bottom, those dipped in milk, coffee, hot chocolate, you name it! Also, the toffee-tastic aren't bad in milk.

  • @pressleyberger599
    @pressleyberger599 4 года назад +38

    “Who on the Girl Scout marketing team died” Those names were pretty bad😂

  • @melancholymelodies89
    @melancholymelodies89 4 года назад +6

    I don't know about anyone else, but I've lived in Columbus, OH my entire life and have yet to meet someone who does not like Thin Mints.

  • @armyrailguy5397
    @armyrailguy5397 4 года назад +140

    In the words of Wednesday Addams....”are they made with real Girl Scouts?”

  • @izzyb5644
    @izzyb5644 4 года назад +104

    99% of the comments talking about thin mints
    1% something else

    • @sonjawright518
      @sonjawright518 4 года назад +1

      All OfUs thin mints will make you do crazy things such as hoarding them and then showing off your hoard to your best friend only to give them two cookies out of 24 boxes!!!
      True story, I had to beg for a thin mint, greedy bastard 😂

    • @anival9576
      @anival9576 4 года назад

      Yeah, I'm kind of glad he didn't rank them first. Us non-thin mint lovers gotta represent. Thin mints get enough representation already.
      Thin mints are ok--he ranked them about right, except I don't like peanut butter as much as he does. Samoas first.

    • @JoeMCool
      @JoeMCool 4 года назад +3

      because they are DA BOMB! Nuthin beats a good frozen thin mint except a whole mess o' frosty frozen thin mints!

  • @artaxAF
    @artaxAF 4 года назад +6

    I've never met anyone who didn't agree that Samoas are the best, but I'm glad to see Do-si-dos finally getting the recognition they deserve.

    • @montananerd8244
      @montananerd8244 7 месяцев назад +1

      I know a lot of people who hate the coconut, even tho it's not very coconutty

  • @ChibiPanda8888
    @ChibiPanda8888 4 года назад +10

    I remember when I was a girl scout (seems like a million years ago) my family and I always dreaded cookie season. We never sold as many cookies as other girls in my troop. It made me disappointed and they were always so expensive.
    It was a learning experience and I'm glad I was a girl scout, albeit for a short time.

    • @SartraBookworm
      @SartraBookworm Год назад

      Same. Also, did you know Girl Scout cookies are $6 this year?! I mean, really?!!!! $6?!!!!

  • @lovesunshinegirl7681
    @lovesunshinegirl7681 4 года назад +339

    Matt: “Who sets down with a whole bag of peppermints and destroys the whole bag of peppermints? What kind of monster are you?”
    Me, with an 8lb Bag of Wintergreen mints: 🥺😞🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @aah3703
      @aah3703 4 года назад +9

      I was aboutta comment basically the same thing lol

    • @benanaya9748
      @benanaya9748 4 года назад +8

      Love, SunshineGirl
      LoL 😂 I thought I was the only one!
      I have literally finished them in 15 minutes

    • @DuzeeDesigns
      @DuzeeDesigns 4 года назад +7

      LOL.....me too. They're so addictive!

    • @sonjawright518
      @sonjawright518 4 года назад +7

      I love mint lifesavers

    • @rachel_sj
      @rachel_sj 4 года назад +15

      To not put Thin Mints at #1 is pure Blasphemy. So says this former Girl Scout

  • @sonjawright518
    @sonjawright518 4 года назад +379

    You need to try the thin mints frozen or crumbled into ice cream.

    • @K41tlyn4
      @K41tlyn4 4 года назад +10

      same with the samoas

    • @sonjawright518
      @sonjawright518 4 года назад +3

      The Wives I never thought of that, I should try it.

    • @katieashcraftmusic2422
      @katieashcraftmusic2422 4 года назад +2

      That’s so good! With Hershey syrup!

    • @brianwise5850
      @brianwise5850 4 года назад +6

      Thin mints survive longer in deep freeze than most other cookies.

    • @jacquejac1840
      @jacquejac1840 4 года назад +3

      Freeze any of the chocolate ones to taste better. They melt on your fingers from the cupboard.

  • @Claire-pq1yd
    @Claire-pq1yd 4 года назад +7

    Matt: "Alexa, what is toffee?"
    My Alexa: "Toffee is a confection made by caramelizing sugar or molasses along with butter, and occasionally flour. The mixture is heated until its temperature reaches the hard crack stage of 149 to 154 degrees Celsius. While being prepared, toffee is sometimes mixed with nuts or raisins."

  • @mirhatch6418
    @mirhatch6418 3 года назад +5

    “I don’t know what you are going through right now but a box of tag a longs will probably make it a little bit better”
    Everyone who is allergic to peanuts: *sigh*

  • @jons1278
    @jons1278 4 года назад +72

    Some people like eating Thin Mints frozen - apparently it's like eating mint icecream in a cookie.

    • @bradleyp2490
      @bradleyp2490 4 года назад +1

      That's the best way to eat them I think

    • @jessesmith8733
      @jessesmith8733 4 года назад +1

      Stepping out of a hot shower and eating a frozen Thin Mint is the ultimate way.

    • @bradleyp2490
      @bradleyp2490 4 года назад

      @@jessesmith8733 send like that would cost you down instantly

    • @Mrbink01
      @Mrbink01 4 года назад

      You make it sound like this is a recent development 😆

    • @monkeyballs512
      @monkeyballs512 4 года назад

      No doubt. Freezing Thin Mints is awesome

  • @michaelkelleypoetry
    @michaelkelleypoetry 4 года назад +204

    "I love toffee-tastics!"
    Door busted down and dragged off by the FBI.

    • @PamelaMilamphotos
      @PamelaMilamphotos 4 года назад +1

      I like them to they are a little bit dry so I eat them with ice cream or milk

    • @michaelkelleypoetry
      @michaelkelleypoetry 4 года назад +1

      Pamela Milam I've never even heard of them. I just was quoting the video. lol.

    • @KaciCallahan
      @KaciCallahan 4 года назад +2

      Pamela Milam i agree. i have a wheat allergy so i’m glad they’re gluten free

    • @louisaosbirn9913
      @louisaosbirn9913 4 года назад +3

      I am a girl scout and we only get like 10 boxes of toffee tastic‘s and we usually don’t sell that many

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 3 года назад

      I agree. Gluten-free is NOT tasty when a person can eat wheat.

  • @2009CarrieFan
    @2009CarrieFan 4 года назад +40

    I've never had or even seen the Toffee Tastics. I like all of them, my favorite is Samoas. I don't think I would by the Lemon-Ups again. The bag style package is annoying! Ya can't save any for later unless you use
    a Ziploc bag. I wish they would all come in boxes honestly. I am a former Girl Scout and I am unimpressed with the new packaging they use, not environmentally friendly! Cardboard can be recycled or reused in some way, in fact I have used several empty cookie boxes for diy projects.

  • @kyliefarris5971
    @kyliefarris5971 2 года назад +6

    The badges on Matt are the most Southern thing ever!! And I’m very impressed about the Mosquito one, I’ve yet to be able to do that!

    • @bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-
      @bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb- 2 дня назад

      My partner went to the South for military training, they told everyone to take their B Complex vitamins or they'd get eaten up. One guy didn't and gotten up hard. Learning from others mistakes seems more prudent than going through it myself. I take B Complex whenever its biting bug season, no matter which bug they are. They eat me up otherwise, for some reason they love me if I don't take them.

  • @OnlyGymHouse
    @OnlyGymHouse 4 года назад +417

    Everyone around the world panicking about the corona virus:
    It’s a southern thing: rating Girl Scout cookies

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 3 года назад +9

      That's one reason why I love this channel. They don't focus on (or really ever even mention) the stupidity of life and politics and they just make content that makes the viewer feel good. That's what we need right now.

    • @OnlyGymHouse
      @OnlyGymHouse 3 года назад +4

      @@mistiroberts1576 I just saw your comment you are absolutely right.

    • @OnlyGymHouse
      @OnlyGymHouse 3 года назад +1

      @@ChibiPanda8888 yes

    • @mintz9782
      @mintz9782 Год назад +4

      Never really worried about it. Just something else they were using to make people afraid. It came and mostly gone and the world is still here. Honestly the panic over it was just stupid.

    • @thedamagewillbecontrolled
      @thedamagewillbecontrolled Год назад +1

      @@mintz9782 Well you know, millions did die so there is that. But I will not argue with you because I want to get back to Matt ranking cookies lol

  • @saraschwalm4560
    @saraschwalm4560 4 года назад +184

    Fun fact: Trefoils are the original Girl Scout cookies! And Thin Mints are the best selling!

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 4 года назад +4

      Because Thin Fines are DELISH! And trefoils are really good.

    • @iwasabadgirlididsomebadthings
      @iwasabadgirlididsomebadthings 3 года назад +1

      I love thin mints

    • @earl296
      @earl296 3 года назад

      Thin mints are lit

    • @FolloweroftheBlind
      @FolloweroftheBlind 3 года назад

      @Jay eat one roll with tall glass of milk and throw the other roll in the freezer for about 2-3 days. Wonderful.

  • @IamAJoe
    @IamAJoe 4 года назад +24

    "Who loves Thin Mints so much they would eat a whole box of this?"
    Ah I should introduce you to my dad

  • @rochelle4724
    @rochelle4724 2 года назад

    I just recently stumbled on this channel cause it's been in my feed. Decided to watch 1 video & now I can't stop!

  • @ericb8217
    @ericb8217 4 года назад +162

    Matt looks like the Southern Dom DeLuise.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 4 года назад

      Basically.

    • @555hippolover
      @555hippolover 4 года назад +1

      He looks like his son David. David was the dad on wizards of waverly place

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 4 года назад

      Maybe he is Paul Prudhome's (sp?) cousin? LOL!

    • @greysquirrel3924
      @greysquirrel3924 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking Chef Paul Prudhomme...celebrity chef out of Louisiana long before Emeril...

    • @missx147
      @missx147 4 года назад

      Yaaaaaaasssss! 😄😄😄😄

  • @kroseandpen4671
    @kroseandpen4671 4 года назад +142

    5:30
    1st of all if a box of thin mints were to sit in my families pantry for a year you better bet ever one of my family members are dead because there is no way a whole box of thin mints would last that long in my house.
    2nd I am that person who sits down and eats a whole box of thin mints.
    3rd I am the type of monster who sits down and eats a whole bag of mints.
    P.S congrats if you made it through my whole comment. You have to be seriously determined to do that.

    • @honey-wu5xd
      @honey-wu5xd 4 года назад +1

      Makenzie S same

    • @sandytruster3292
      @sandytruster3292 4 года назад +2

      Oh, I am! I AM😂!!!!!

    • @qckdg175
      @qckdg175 4 года назад +4

      I don't care what Matt says Thin Mints are BOMB! NOM NOM!!!

    • @tamarasmith9060
      @tamarasmith9060 4 года назад +3

      Fellow mint & mint chocolate monster here! You're not alone. ❤

    • @Tina06019
      @Tina06019 4 года назад +1

      Same here.

  • @shalmaratrethewey1006
    @shalmaratrethewey1006 3 года назад +4

    Tag-along is when your older siblings are going to do something and your momma says they have to let you "Tag-along".

  • @ladybee883
    @ladybee883 3 года назад +2

    Back in the day, I worked for the Girl Scouts in South Florida, and when the semi came in with the cookie delivery at the beginning of cookie season, they were all stored in my office. Didn't leave a lot of extra room.

  • @airisaaron7321
    @airisaaron7321 4 года назад +93

    As a Girl Scout this was one of the most interesting things and conversations I’ve ever heard about cookies. Cookie season gets absolutely crazy and this made it worth it. 😂
    A trefoil is a plant and the Girl Scout insignia (our symbol in the logos).

    • @MarcusDarkstar
      @MarcusDarkstar 4 года назад +5

      Some people just don't like mint. It's nothing against Thin Mints but I've always hated minted chocolate period. To get someone who hats chocolate mints to think their merely "okay" highlights how well Thin Mints are made.

    • @Sarah-lt4vv
      @Sarah-lt4vv 4 года назад +3

      Did you know your organization stands for abortion?

    • @Nick-kw9oz
      @Nick-kw9oz 4 года назад +5

      @@Sarah-lt4vv What kind of person trys to guilt trip a child into leaving the girl scouts on the grounds of abortion? A horrible one.

    • @Sarah-lt4vv
      @Sarah-lt4vv 4 года назад +2

      @@Nick-kw9oz you misunderstood me. I dont know this persons stance on abortion, and you dont know mine. I was merely making her aware of the fact

    • @Nick-kw9oz
      @Nick-kw9oz 4 года назад +4

      @@Sarah-lt4vv Oh so you support abortion? Is that why you made her aware of that tid bit? Seems like an odd thing to bring up to a child in a discussion about girl scout cookies. Why dont you just admit it was a poor choice and move on.

  • @ykina123
    @ykina123 4 года назад +245

    Lemon Ups used to be “Savannah Smiles” which were small puffy triangles covered in powdered sugar. Miss Savanna Smiles so much.

    • @PanickinSkywalker
      @PanickinSkywalker 4 года назад +1

      Me too! I miss them so much 😭

    • @ohyeagirl1111
      @ohyeagirl1111 4 года назад +5

      I disagree. I think they used to be the Lemonades cookies

    • @fmfshaq9957
      @fmfshaq9957 4 года назад +5

      Yes!! Savannah Smiles were my favorite the lemon Ups are horrible.

    • @ingridcantrell1981
      @ingridcantrell1981 4 года назад +16

      Hi Im a girl scout,Savanna smiles were first. Then lemonups came out and taste a little different. Lemonades are made by abc bakers which are in the west. So we dont get lemonades in the south.

    • @shellza409
      @shellza409 4 года назад +4

      I miss them soooooooo much. It’s probably better for my waist that they’re gone but still.

  • @deniseeulert2503
    @deniseeulert2503 5 дней назад

    In 1976 my mother sent me a care package while I served in the Army in Korea. Among the goodies was a box of Thin Mints. It was an unwritten rule that goodie boxes were shared and I always had, but when I got this box I took the mints out before passing the rest around. We went out soon on a field exercise and I remember laying in the dark, in an old concrete bunker, nibbling on cookies.

  • @kindle9920
    @kindle9920 2 года назад +6

    "Who loves mint things so much that they could eat a whole box of this?" Me. I consistently put down an entire box of thin mints without even realizing.

  • @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness
    @CoalDiamondandhisawesomeness 4 года назад +77

    The other bakery calls somoas "caramel delights" so I instinctively did a double take when you said "I forgot these had caramel"

  • @bethhixon6320
    @bethhixon6320 4 года назад +124

    I love thin mints. I can eat a whole box’s at one time.

  • @itsyagirl5834
    @itsyagirl5834 4 года назад +5

    OH NO seeing this video reminded me that I left a box of thin mints in the fridge at work... my state is on lockdown

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 3 года назад

      The biggest problem is that you didn't leave them in the freezer

    • @joannamcpeak7531
      @joannamcpeak7531 3 года назад

      That is sad!

  • @vickibonita
    @vickibonita 2 года назад +2

    After recently finding this channel and binge watching so many episodes, I can tell Matt wasn’t feel it today, even though he was still hilarious. I hope you’re ok 2 years ago Matt!

  • @prahapumpkin
    @prahapumpkin 4 года назад +96

    Just so you know, Trefoils are the first Girls Scout Cookie and they are in the shape of the Girl Scout symbol. They are also not my favorite, but they do have some more history behind them than the others.

    • @jawjagrrl
      @jawjagrrl 3 года назад +11

      And as a shortbread, wonderful with hot tea.

    • @brandijoy1
      @brandijoy1 3 года назад +1

      @@jawjagrrl That’s exactly how I eat them.

    • @dianayount2122
      @dianayount2122 2 года назад +4

      dunk'em in your coffee.

    • @SartraBookworm
      @SartraBookworm Год назад

      And they taste better frozen. 🙂

  • @RWAsur
    @RWAsur 4 года назад +29

    You can eat a whole box of thin mints if they're cold or almost frozen

    • @brianwise5850
      @brianwise5850 4 года назад +4

      I think the cold enhances the flavor.

  • @presley.youtube
    @presley.youtube Год назад +1

    "Who loves Thin Mints so much they'd eat a whole box of them?"
    Me, a former girlscout for 5+ years, who would buy 2+ boxes every year and eat a single sleave in less than 10 minutes

  • @andi.lexzara
    @andi.lexzara 3 года назад +2

    When I was a Girl Scout, we had All Abouts.
    Those will always be my favorite. Shortbread with chocolate on the bottom. Thanks-A-Lots came out several years later and they were basically the same.

  • @jedimando9258
    @jedimando9258 4 года назад +39

    Ways to help thin mint skeptics, Throw em in a milkshake. Your welcome. Toffee tastics can take a field trip to the dump

    • @CarynCode
      @CarynCode 4 года назад +2

      Toffeetastics taste like they came from a very sandy dump, lol.

    • @dhatch04
      @dhatch04 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Erica-en2qz
      @Erica-en2qz 4 года назад

      😂😂😂! I agree!

    • @loganpierce5561
      @loganpierce5561 4 года назад

      Thin mints in the freezer/fridge are also outstanding

    • @try8042
      @try8042 4 года назад

      😂

  • @alexmiltenberger5625
    @alexmiltenberger5625 4 года назад +29

    Y’all should make a “bless your rank” video about fast food ice cream treats, I.e.) Frostys, McFlurrys, etc. Be a GREAT episode

  • @katielee517
    @katielee517 4 года назад +4

    Bro matt was especially funny in this episode💀 had me dead laughing after every sentence

  • @exnihilo207
    @exnihilo207 Год назад +1

    I've slammed down two sleeves of thin mints in one sitting more times than I can remember at this point and never regretted it once

  • @ericveneto1593
    @ericveneto1593 4 года назад +30

    I could eat that whole thin mints box in a sitting!

    • @richardthenryvideos
      @richardthenryvideos 4 года назад

      Yes thin mints are solid. Surprised he didn't like them much

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 4 года назад +194

    Maybe it’s just social isolation speaking, but I’m ready to go to the mat for the superiority of Thin Mints.

    • @yungmichelle
      @yungmichelle 4 года назад +3

      Samoa’s are better

    • @jaynaforsgren4755
      @jaynaforsgren4755 4 года назад +1

      Thin mints

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 4 года назад

      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @aZakthatAttacks
      @aZakthatAttacks 4 года назад +1

      Tag-a-longs are the GOAT! Thin Mints are almost as good though.

    • @coreyswan4747
      @coreyswan4747 2 года назад

      Dude literally thin mints are jus choc an mint flavored, there’s nothing special about them, jus stop

  • @j.w.griggsiii8698
    @j.w.griggsiii8698 3 года назад +7

    Thin Mints are better after they have been in the freezer.
    If you have a friend in North Carolina, you need to try the Lemonades. They are wonderful! Wish I had remembered that during Cookie Season.

  • @LarryGonzalez00
    @LarryGonzalez00 Год назад +1

    Do-Si-Dos are my fav-o-rites. I also love to stick a box of thin mints in the fridge, chill them down and munch away.

  • @sarahgimas
    @sarahgimas 4 года назад +254

    "What did we learn today?"
    We learned you're a monster!! How could you not like Thin Mints?!?!? 😲🥺😢
    (Before I get any hate, I am joking, but seriously, Thin Mints are soooooo good!!!)

  • @jodiew7472
    @jodiew7472 4 года назад +90

    “Who sits down with a whole bag of peppermints and destroys the whole bag of peppermints?” Me. I do.

    • @earlmarshall6543
      @earlmarshall6543 4 года назад +3

      @Jody Wiens Especially the soft peppermint candies. Love those things!

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 4 года назад

      I don't like coconut and if I'm in the mood I can destroy a bag of peppermints. It's some of the few things Matt talks about I disagree with.

    • @laurenh825
      @laurenh825 4 года назад

      I love peppermint.

    • @nashernash
      @nashernash 4 года назад

      Nagaru Hatsumi when I was 17 and my husband was 18, he had his first big boy job as a lance delivery truck driver, and gifted me a restaurant size box of those soft peppermints. It was a huge cardboard box of 1,000. I joke that that was the thing that pushed me over the edge into marrying him lol

  • @michaelbiscay9836
    @michaelbiscay9836 4 года назад

    I don't know what I did to cause the algorithm to put this in my freed, but dammit I'm glad I did. This is what I needed.

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 Год назад +1

    My girlfriend once ate an entire box of thin mints and didn't realize until the box was empty.

  • @stevekynard6658
    @stevekynard6658 4 года назад +43

    To me, the peanut butter Tag-a-longs are the best.

  • @themommy96
    @themommy96 4 года назад +47

    A long, LONG time ago when I was a Brownie, the Trefoils were called Scot-Teas, and there were sugar crystals in the depression on top of the cookie. They tasted much better then. ☺️

    • @retrobebop61
      @retrobebop61 4 года назад +10

      Yes! And they had sandwich cookies in chocolate and vanilla. Delicious!! And the peanut butter cookies were great also! They all tasted better back in the day.

    • @scrapperk8399
      @scrapperk8399 4 года назад +5

      Queen Sarcasm, I was so happy to read your comment! I was afraid I’d made up my memory of this version! 🤣

    • @themommy96
      @themommy96 4 года назад +3

      @@scrapperk8399 Nope, every year at this time I miss the sugared ones. They're just not the same anymore.😊

    • @aronbenner5233
      @aronbenner5233 4 года назад +5

      Back in the day when they were made with love, now they're made with soy.

  • @masonellwood7
    @masonellwood7 Год назад

    matt when you asked alexa "what is toffe" my alexa heard "want coffee" and it started brewing coffe so now im drinking coffe at 7 PM, Thanks

  • @j.e.5643
    @j.e.5643 4 года назад +2

    MATT-- "if the name has hyphens in it throw it out"
    MATT--"DO-SI-DO'S" are number one.

  • @arielt6556
    @arielt6556 4 года назад +21

    From a former girl scouts POV this was pretty accurate of what people buy from least to greatest but thin mints are the most popular

  • @taleabriggs2249
    @taleabriggs2249 4 года назад +68

    I'm thinking of all the people going to Alabamas McDonald's at 2am to see Matt

  • @coco-jl7qc
    @coco-jl7qc 4 года назад +11

    Trefoils are the most "well we ate the samoas and the tagalongs sooooo... trefoils?" kind of cookies.

  • @chawndel8279
    @chawndel8279 Год назад

    Put of the cookies in this episode, Samoas, thin mints, and lemon-ups are my favorite. I often agree with your rankings,but today, I diverge.

  • @stevenbennett3805
    @stevenbennett3805 4 года назад +52

    Thin mints are the single most popular cookie. They are the cheddar cheese of GS cookies.

    • @judiann64
      @judiann64 4 года назад

      They used to be my favorite, but they changed them along the way and aren't minty enough anymore. :(

    • @Tensen01
      @Tensen01 4 года назад

      Sooo... They are overrated?

  • @brittanyfuller3461
    @brittanyfuller3461 4 года назад +13

    Snackability really increases on Thin Mints if you eat them cold 😍

  • @christinacozad4161
    @christinacozad4161 Год назад

    Just raised my hand when you asked who could eat a whole box of thin mints. My favorite.

  • @PrincessZephyrina
    @PrincessZephyrina 4 года назад +2

    “Who sits down with a box of peppermints and destroys a box of peppermints? What kind of monster does that?”
    Me. I’m that monster lol. I love all things mint. But I do agree on the toffee-tastics. They’re gross.

  • @Emo_Does_Art
    @Emo_Does_Art 4 года назад +38

    does anybody remember savanna smiles? they were shortbread cookies covered in lemon flavored powdered sugar they replaced them with the lemon cookies and they we're sooooo good TvT

    • @pondboy3682
      @pondboy3682 4 года назад +3

      Heck yeah! I miss those so much!

    • @slidegirl6005
      @slidegirl6005 4 года назад +2

      Emo_Does_Art ? Good, but messy. I got powdered sugar all over my steering wheel!

    • @jennylu83
      @jennylu83 4 года назад +2

      Those were my favorites. I miss them so much. I always bought like six boxes. Haha. No shame.

    • @Emo_Does_Art
      @Emo_Does_Art 4 года назад

      @@jennylu83 yah they were the best i wish they will bring them back

    • @NyreakHT
      @NyreakHT 4 года назад

      I was sadly disappointed when I tried the new lemon cookies. I loved Savannah Smiles :(

  • @JonnyAnder48
    @JonnyAnder48 4 года назад +29

    I love how he says about the Lemon-Ups, if the names got a hyphen throw it out, but for the do-si-dos he absolutely loves the name 😂

  • @herpermike_
    @herpermike_ 3 года назад +2

    Dollar general actually has cookies that are pretty much identical to the girl scout cookies! And you can get them year round lol

  • @bandfanarii
    @bandfanarii 4 года назад +14

    This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone rank Thin Mints that low

  • @elsa3231
    @elsa3231 4 года назад +203

    Samoa’s are my absolute favorite
    Not that anyone asked

    • @thedoomofred5174
      @thedoomofred5174 4 года назад

      E, what’s your absolute favorite Girl Scout cookie?

    • @mangot589
      @mangot589 4 года назад +1

      I like the lemon ones. I don’t know what they’re called, the best. Not the ones he reviewed. They’re lovely with tea. But I like all of them, really.

    • @theindisposable5525
      @theindisposable5525 4 года назад +3

      I came here to say this is the absolute best of the cookies, lead with #1!

    • @rachelknapp7271
      @rachelknapp7271 4 года назад +5

      I thought it was an undisputed fact that they were the best. RUclips has shown me... nothing. Samoa’s are the best.

    • @renacyvas5515
      @renacyvas5515 4 года назад

      Mine too!

  • @valeriefolse9452
    @valeriefolse9452 3 года назад +2

    omg you tossed thin mints????? Thats thats crack in a box!!!! "who loves thin mints so much they'd eat a whole box"? MEEEEEEE

  • @kmjl93
    @kmjl93 2 года назад +1

    “Who loves Thin Mints so much that they’d eat a whole box of them?”
    My husband and 98% of my family. They’re weird. My dad and I are the only one that prefer Samoas to Thin Mints.

  • @YodaMan-420
    @YodaMan-420 4 года назад +46

    samoas and thin mints. the end.

    • @scrapperk8399
      @scrapperk8399 4 года назад +3

      Yoda Man, I do enjoy spacing them out with the two peanut butter ones!

    • @southernlisa1
      @southernlisa1 4 года назад +2

      Samoas and thin mints are my absolute favorite!!

    • @oliviatouba9313
      @oliviatouba9313 4 года назад +2

      Yes. They are definitely the only two worth buying.

    • @andrewgrant2990
      @andrewgrant2990 4 года назад

      @@scrapperk8399 is that the deadly duo? Because I'll usually do that or a Samoa inside a peanut butter

    • @scrapperk8399
      @scrapperk8399 4 года назад

      Andrew Grant, I just like all four! I’ve not actually had all four of them at the same time for years, but I can dream! 🤣

  • @patriciaAmurray
    @patriciaAmurray 4 года назад +25

    Excuse me, but you didn’t eat the Thin Mints right. You gotta freeze those rascals, and then they literally become heaven on earth

  • @m.montague5228
    @m.montague5228 4 года назад +1

    I love Bless Your Rank. Keep them coming 😁

  • @thefineartdiner6945
    @thefineartdiner6945 Год назад

    When Matt asked, "Alexa, what is toffee?" My Alexa heard him and looked it up and responded! ha ha! Scared me to death,....

  • @ericjswindle
    @ericjswindle 4 года назад +40

    In my world, Samoas are the only Girl Scout cookies that exist.

    • @arandomtheatrekid3446
      @arandomtheatrekid3446 4 года назад

      Eric Swindle i’m eating some right now

    • @ourlittlefunnyfarm718
      @ourlittlefunnyfarm718 4 года назад

      I used to be a Thin Mints fan, then I had some Samoa’s. I’ll never go back.

    • @talosheeg
      @talosheeg 4 года назад

      In mine too. I'm a Girl Scout and I highly support this decision

    • @2009CarrieFan
      @2009CarrieFan 4 года назад

      Ha ha I love Samoas. There is a Walmart brand, and Keebler, they are very similar, and pretty good, but not the same. In the off season though, I do buy them.

    • @PamelaMilamphotos
      @PamelaMilamphotos 4 года назад

      I am a girl scout and tagolongs are my favorite
      Sorry I can't spell