I feel the same way but a hard seltzer video? There really should be a beer bless your rank with beers you can get at a 7-11. That would be a real southern thing video.
“Would I drink ten of these and then go yell at a manager in Sephora? Probably. I could see myself doing that.” That’s what got me. One of the most relevant statements about hard seltzer’s I’ve heard. 🤣
It's a Southern thing to: 1. Tell people you don't drink before you even get to what you're saying 2. Be one of the first to also jump in to say the same thing to absolve yourself for laughing Actually, nevermind y'all are just baptists.
“Broken Sprite.” “Yelling at a manger in Sephora.” 😂 How about ranking diet sodas? Toaster waffles or toaster breakfast items. Fast food or restaurant salads. Non-chocolate Halloween candy.
9:49 am in the morning is usually only drinking time when you are on vacation; especially when it is a beach vacation. Taking a flight is also a valid reason.
Okay, I'm not even 3 minutes into this, and I'm already loving it. And I'm impressed that you know about Sephora, because I guarantee my husband has no clue.
Me too! I was wondering how Matt was going to rank them - I thought it might be This one has the wateriness of sleeping in the wet patch Going through to Feels like a sunscreen consistency Up to Thick hand cream
I just had my first hard seltzer a couple of weeks ago. I don't remember the brand, but I would recognize the can if I saw it again. I was impressed, though. I didn't know what to think of the idea of a hard seltzer, but what I had would be great to drink during warm weather. Refreshing without being overbearing.
Not much of a beer guy and have never had any of these hard selzers, so thanks for posting this. If I ever go to get some, I now know which ones to start with
2:48 - Gawd I love autocaptions... "I want another sip, but now I need to pee myself" (Trust me, if you don't have autocaptions on... YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THE FUN OF BLOOPERS!
Whiskey and beer are generally my alcoholic drinks of choice, but I've recently discovered that I can pound a bunch of White Claws and not have a horrible hangover the next day. I'm definitely a fan.
Natural Lights Strawberry Lemonade Seltzer is surprisingly flavorful and doesn't taste like sad to me compared to all the other alcoholic seltzers I tried. I'd actually recommend that one.
I remember when I had my first seltzer. Was at a school summer party. I was just like "what is this stuff even, there are barely any %% in them" and downed the three flavors they had in one go each. Mainly because the rule was that one had to finish their bottle first before getting a new one. They were also super light on the gut, apparently unlike the ones Matt had.
I drink a lot of flavored seltzer, and something about it is really effective with citrus flavors. 🍓Although the Walmart strawberry and blackberry flavors are really good, too.
I like this stuff. Of course I also like Mike's, most beers, most liquor and pretty much everything but wine. But the lack of sweetness or intense flavor is the selling point. You can pound these easy. Bid light lime and orange were both awesome.
Celery taste can be hidden with peanutbutter or dip...but cucumber nasty taste lasts and cant be hidden. Thanks for volunteering and saving my taste buds.
That pretty much matches my experience. Almost every one of the craft-brewed hard seltzers I've tried has been awful, and so were the Vista Bay ones from ALDI.
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i get wayyy too excited for new Bless Your Rank episodes, but who doesn’t? it’s Matt eating, drinking and talking, what’s not to love???
His descriptions are hilarious! 🤣😂
I'm right there with you! I look forward to them more than I do a new episode of any tv show I watch.
He's so excited yet methodical about it. It's seriously business
I feel the same way but a hard seltzer video? There really should be a beer bless your rank with beers you can get at a 7-11. That would be a real southern thing video.
Right?
3:18 Oh man, this statement aged EXCEPTIONALLY well and true nearly three years later!!!👌👌 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Broken sprite - that is by far the most accurate description of these! Lol!
Now I have a new way to describe these. I always describe them as drinking a good drink then the aftertaste is what these are 😂
That’s true for regular seltzer water too.
This is the absolute truth
Exactly
“Would I drink ten of these and then go yell at a manager in Sephora? Probably. I could see myself doing that.” That’s what got me. One of the most relevant statements about hard seltzer’s I’ve heard. 🤣
“...one county over and enjoying their paved roads.” 😂😂😂
We need a Bless Your Rank-Pie Flavors. Especially with the holidays coming up. Pumpkin. Pecan. Apple. Chocolate.... Oh the possibilities
“Nothing get’s me more relaxed than endless chips and salsa” -Matt 🤣
I don't drink I'm just here because I love It's a Southern Thing. Y'all are the best.
Same🙋♀️
you should :-)
Yep, same here
Yeah I don't drink
It's a Southern thing to:
1. Tell people you don't drink before you even get to what you're saying
2. Be one of the first to also jump in to say the same thing to absolve yourself for laughing
Actually, nevermind y'all are just baptists.
“This is garbage.” Truth that hits like a hammer.
That budlight comment aged like wine
"Its like going over one county, to enjoy their better roads." 🤣
I am not a seltzer drinker. I am here to Matt and all of the Bless your Rank.
My son says they taste like tv static with someone whispering the name of the flavor next to you.
Matt slurring his words was the funniest part of the video 😭
A seltzer is a broken sprite! FREAKING YES!!!
I have always said it is pepper water. Blah.
I will never forget my disapointment, after buying a Blackberry Seltzer, that tasted like nothing..actually, tasted like broken sprite.
“Broken Sprite.” “Yelling at a manger in Sephora.” 😂
How about ranking diet sodas? Toaster waffles or toaster breakfast items. Fast food or restaurant salads.
Non-chocolate Halloween candy.
“Can we get a ranch and cucumber tasting seltzer?” The most American thing I’ve ever heard
Thank you
3:48 Bud light tasted like hard seltzer before hard seltzer existed.
"great, now im wearing my mask like half the people in my walmart" friggin gold.
I died laughing🤣
Flashback to 1984 and it would have been wine coolers.
You heard it here, folks. Hard seltzers are the cause of 2020. Time to cancel them
I can get behind that cancel culture
9:49 am in the morning is usually only drinking time when you are on vacation; especially when it is a beach vacation. Taking a flight is also a valid reason.
Matt, you are hilarious sir. I could watch one of these everyday.
September 1, 2023…. If only you had the crystal ball to see where Bud light is today. 😂 🚽
Broken Sprite OMG nailed it
“Would I drink ten of these and go yell at a manager of Sephora. Yes I could see myself doing that”😂😂😂😂
“Tongue tingles, none, it was a tongue attack” took me out lmao
How about a Bless Your Rank on 4 Loco flavors? It'll be a day you never forget and can't remember! Lol
No lie there! Danger danger.....😂
I am begging for this. We already know Gold gonna win tho
@@ivakumse gold is a definite front runner! Personally, I'm partial to apple flavor. But that's just me.
"Are you sure I'm supposed to drink this?" 🤣🤣🤣
" I just dont wanna drink cuCUMBER!" - Matt 2020
I completely Agree
"You know you actually lose weight eating celery? Dumb."
It's just a delivery device for Bleu cheese, peanut butter, or ranch dip.
Is that rlly true??
@@aabry4136 You supposedly burn more calories chewing and digesting celery than there is in a given serving.
@@kitoyobeni1 exactly, it needs to be net negative by itself, because everything it carries to your mouth more than makes up for it.
Well not really. It’s less than calorie for a serving
Man, if he didn't foreshadow Bud Light. He was spot on. Just make beer.
I love Bless Your Rank, but Matt you have to make these blind taste tests
I think part of the entertainment factor is his takes on the brands 😂
Ok Matt is by faaaar is the best rank taster ever
"Did we just become best friends?" "Yep!"
These were called ZIMA like 15 years ago.
Pura Still is the Zima replacement.
It's only called white claw because Alka Seltzer was already trademarked
Longer than 15. God we’re old
Agreed. Old folks remember and reboot, remarket and rename it vintage.
“Every year they are doing something stupid”
I was NOT ready for vine's "Oh Hell Naww" at 8:34 LOL
Caught me all off guard😂😂😂
Who remembers the OG seltzer ZIMA. The original, straight 90's seltzer. Yall should try and find some consumable ones.
"Every year Bud Light does something stupid" and then 2023 showed up and said, " pour out your beer"
...yell at a manager in sephora...that killed me
Read that as “hard sanitizers” at first and thought Matt had finally lost it.
Okay, I'm not even 3 minutes into this, and I'm already loving it. And I'm impressed that you know about Sephora, because I guarantee my husband has no clue.
I love these bless your rank episodes! They are so funny 🤣
“Thats wat ur buyin ,ur buyin broken sprite”😂
if you pause on 2:48 with captions on it reads "but now i need to pee myself" instead of pace. HA youtube made a funny.
I love the faces and poses that Matt makes with the food/drinks he tried 😂
I need to go back to sleep .. read the title as "Which Hand Sanitizer is the best"
Scarily poignant during covid haha
Me too!
I was wondering how Matt was going to rank them -
I thought it might be
This one has the wateriness of sleeping in the wet patch
Going through to
Feels like a sunscreen consistency
Up to
Thick hand cream
Corona hand sanitizer and he's tasting them....so 2020 it hurts lol.
Truly! I love their lemonades and sometimes add some sugar free syrup to them. Makes a great Italian soda.
11 minutes in and just realized he's wearing a sweet crawfish shirt :D
I just had my first hard seltzer a couple of weeks ago. I don't remember the brand, but I would recognize the can if I saw it again. I was impressed, though. I didn't know what to think of the idea of a hard seltzer, but what I had would be great to drink during warm weather. Refreshing without being overbearing.
I don’t drink either but I just can’t miss Matt!
I love the Bless Your Rank videos. I agree with Matt on celery and cucumbers. Ya'll keep up the good work.
I have captions on and when he said “I need to pace myself” it read as “I need to pee myself” and I just needed y’all to know that
Thank you
Matt is so entertaining. These are just so fun to watch!
Hard seltzer is 2000's version of Zima
I love the bless your ranks!!! You are the man Matt, you should bless your ranks with beer.
Bless Your Rank is my favourite series
Love this show. You should do these once/week!
The commentary on these is always amazing 🤣
I needed this laugh watching him get "tipsy"
I love it! White claws are my favorite!
Matt really makes the Bless Your Ranks more southern than the name. Love your rankings, even if I don't always agree.
Omg I read Hand Sanitizer 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
So I'm not the only one who saw that first! ROFLMAO
Me too 🤣
That should be the next Bless Your Rank
I saw the same thing!!
Not much of a beer guy and have never had any of these hard selzers, so thanks for posting this. If I ever go to get some, I now know which ones to start with
Smirnoff has done a good job with their seltzers.
The fact Matt liked the Truly Seltzer told me to never try any other one. I tried that, and finished it, of course. That won't happen again.
Had truly cherry. It was so nasty... when he ranked that high i knew there was no chance of liking the others..
2:48 - Gawd I love autocaptions... "I want another sip, but now I need to pee myself"
(Trust me, if you don't have autocaptions on... YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON THE FUN OF BLOOPERS!
Totally gonna start watching like that.
"I cant belive I even ranked it that high, but then eddie got me"
LMAOOOOO natty is now eddie in my brain
Whiskey and beer are generally my alcoholic drinks of choice, but I've recently discovered that I can pound a bunch of White Claws and not have a horrible hangover the next day. I'm definitely a fan.
I love these even when I have no idea what they're ranking... Matt's just fun 😁
We need a bless your rank beer edition
Who else wants to see Gatorade flavors
I love this series it is amazing!!
Natural Lights Strawberry Lemonade Seltzer is surprisingly flavorful and doesn't taste like sad to me compared to all the other alcoholic seltzers I tried. I'd actually recommend that one.
Always entertaining, you've convinced me! Gotta try a few now, thanks Matt!😊
The pink grapefruit flavor smells amazing...but then attacks you when you go to drink it!
Hey! I love Claire's. And you are great. Bless your rank is my favorite series.
I remember when I had my first seltzer. Was at a school summer party. I was just like "what is this stuff even, there are barely any %% in them" and downed the three flavors they had in one go each. Mainly because the rule was that one had to finish their bottle first before getting a new one. They were also super light on the gut, apparently unlike the ones Matt had.
I drink a lot of flavored seltzer, and something about it is really effective with citrus flavors.
🍓Although the Walmart strawberry and blackberry flavors are really good, too.
I like this stuff. Of course I also like Mike's, most beers, most liquor and pretty much everything but wine. But the lack of sweetness or intense flavor is the selling point. You can pound these easy.
Bid light lime and orange were both awesome.
3:13 .....how how are you moving your hand down or the can up while being so still I need to know haha!
Petition to get Matt to do this again but he has to drink the entirety of each can.
My husband says hard seltzer tastes like you ran carbonated water through an old tire inner tube , and sucked it out through the valve stem.
Did you just prophecy about Bud Light?
Oh I loved y'all using Reggie Couz "oh hello no"
Celery taste can be hidden with peanutbutter or dip...but cucumber nasty taste lasts and cant be hidden. Thanks for volunteering and saving my taste buds.
what the heck! yt did not notify me that this video was out. i love these videos!
“Now I’m wearing my mask like half the people in my Walmart.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
13:18 does anyone else hear that damn NJM jingle?
🎶We’re at the tippy top we’re top insurance!🎶
Man I’m still waiting for the chicken tender bless your rank. I need that fried chicken lovin sweet tea drinking food fanatic matt back!
I disagree with your ranks but totally agree with the laughter you provided me on this Mon morning!
I love the bless your rank revers. I don’t like celery or cucumbers either (but love dill pickles lol)
TOPO CHICO recently came out with their version and its awesome.
"Stop Bud Light. Just focus on what you do best, which is making decent beer. Not good; just decent." Preach it!
That pretty much matches my experience. Almost every one of the craft-brewed hard seltzers I've tried has been awful, and so were the Vista Bay ones from ALDI.
It’s been a hard year for Corona🤣
Actually corona sells went up 6% this year I work in a beer distribution warehouse
I loveeee Matt lol 💙💙💙 he sounds like john c reilly from stepbrothers
Lol love the step brothers reference! Have y'all done a "bless your rank" hard ciders
These sparkling waters taste like tv static.
Love these ! I think it would be great if it was a blind taste test all the way through !
He's my favorite from them.