Which Bourbon Whiskey is the Best? | Bless Your Rank

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  • Опубликовано: 22 июл 2024
  • Matt gets trashed for the sake of the rank. Which classic southern spirit will be the best? Can Matt even make it to the end of this video?
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich 3 года назад +2723

    I've been wondering who won ever since we filmed this!

    • @peppernagre3126
      @peppernagre3126 3 года назад +34

      I love you .. man

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 3 года назад +86

      I hope someone drove you home! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich 3 года назад +257

      Killer's Opinion I never left. I live in this studio and live off whatever I ranked last. Soooo....yeah. It’s been a rough couple weeks.

    • @cooperhilinsky6361
      @cooperhilinsky6361 3 года назад +82

      When you were using the orange, vanilla and oak BS it reminded me of working at the liquor store and bullshitting my way through holiday seasons describing the single malts. 😂

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich 3 года назад +90

      Cooper Hilinsky i was right! I knew y’all were just making stuff up!

  • @nikolaiestrella6785
    @nikolaiestrella6785 3 года назад +435

    I'm afraid I must respectfully disagree with Matt - this is clearly the BEST bourbon review on RUclips.

  • @Pastor_Madeline
    @Pastor_Madeline 2 года назад +260

    Laughed so hard when you were only on taste #4 and said, “I’m gonna take of my shoes…you trap a lot of heat in your shoes.” 🤣

    • @SignalFireProject
      @SignalFireProject Год назад +7

      Every time I hear someone talk about shoes, I immediately think about Matt saying it😆

    • @joshuaathridge3694
      @joshuaathridge3694 4 дня назад +1

      Yeah, #4 is when he started to lose it.

  • @kevinsnyder-diffin783
    @kevinsnyder-diffin783 3 года назад +330

    “Not that military base cheap, that will mess you up” truer words have not been spoken.

    • @horationelson1840
      @horationelson1840 3 года назад +5

      Idk, I like the military special bourbon and rum

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic 3 года назад +5

      @@horationelson1840 I don't know, that tequila rips your guts right out your body. The vodka version isn't AS bad.

    • @Tylar245
      @Tylar245 3 года назад +2

      Indeed.

    • @jdruin1
      @jdruin1 2 года назад +1

      Military Special is a staple in my parents house. My dad was in many an incident while in the military and having imbibed it.

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 2 года назад +1

      LOL

  • @Stevarooni
    @Stevarooni 3 года назад +224

    "There are very expensive Bourbons out there...we did not get those."

  • @dot1367
    @dot1367 3 года назад +489

    “I don’t know how it’s going to end, but I’m scared.” 2020 summed up.

    • @intoxicatedmasculinity
      @intoxicatedmasculinity 3 года назад +9

      "I don't know how it's going to end but I'm scared" My entire dating experience (thank god someone agreed to marry me)

    • @tthompson4768
      @tthompson4768 3 года назад

      Facts!

    • @limalicious
      @limalicious 3 года назад

      Murder hornets scared or volcano sharks scared?

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 2 года назад

      Hahaha
      A nice touch would be a cheap cig or roll your own from a pouch of loose tahbacky!!!

  • @w.ryanbutler8097
    @w.ryanbutler8097 2 года назад +29

    100% chance Matt got up off the floor and hugged at least two film crew members when recording was finished.

  • @TheTroystreet
    @TheTroystreet 2 года назад +43

    The past couple of years I’ve really gotten into Whiskey and slowly trying to figure out the subtle nuances in the taste and smell in each one and I’m so happy that Matt didn’t care one single bit about that and did it like a normal person and not a whiskey nerd

    • @GinEric84
      @GinEric84 2 месяца назад

      I drink a lot of whisky and I have never gotten the big "tasting notes" that liquor "experts" talk about.
      I can however taste the difference and identify them.
      I could blind taste test them and tell you what all the ones he tasted are but I'm not gonna tell you I'm getting burned orange peels and tobacco

  • @CaMMaC2012
    @CaMMaC2012 3 года назад +819

    Matt should do a Drunk History series, but Drunk Southern History. Can y'all make that happen?

  • @elainehill6504
    @elainehill6504 3 года назад +375

    We had a pet turkey when I was a kid. It was definitely a domestic turkey, it was white like a chicken or duck. The original plan was to have him for Thanksgiving dinner, but that didn't happen and he was our incredibly annoying and stupid pet for several years. He was super horny but had no idea what a female turkey looked like, so whenever someone came to our house, he would put on a display for them in case they were female turkeys. He was forever doomed to disappointment.

    • @spaceracer23
      @spaceracer23 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😊

    • @wayneeddy3261
      @wayneeddy3261 3 года назад +5

      👍😂😂

    • @dianethornhill3651
      @dianethornhill3651 3 года назад +15

      Poor dude🦃

    • @rikkitikkitavi997
      @rikkitikkitavi997 3 года назад +3

      Love your tie-in. 😂

    • @lillylunapotter8079
      @lillylunapotter8079 3 года назад +14

      Sound vet similar to my Cornish hen. She was huge and would always flirt with our rooster who was very tiny. She also would walk into everything and was just not smart. But we loved her!

  • @MarkyMark167
    @MarkyMark167 Год назад +34

    Fun fact - when the US government was classifying whiskeys, Jack Daniels was classified as a bourbon because it meets every other requirement for bourbon (at least 51% corn and aged in new charred oak barrels). Jack Daniel's protested and a new category for Tennessee Whiskey was created to include filtered through sugar maple charcoal.
    JD protected their classification so much that until recently there were only 2 brands of Tennessee whiskey (George Dickel being the other) until some smaller distillers won the legal right to be called Tennessee whiskey.

    • @JimBobBobJimmerson
      @JimBobBobJimmerson 6 месяцев назад +3

      Also fun fact: When JD submits their whiskey for taxation, they do so as a bourbon.

  • @chrisdavison6678
    @chrisdavison6678 2 года назад +35

    Well, I used to have a one legged, one winged, one eye'd turkey that I called Bob. He lived a happy life in the back garden until he passed away. Just couldn;t bring myself to eat Bob. So, back in the day, I drank plenty of Bourbon to mourn his passing while we cremated him. Hadn't intended to cremate him but after half a bottle of Japanese Bourbon it seemed like a good idea.
    Never liked the shed.
    The one that burned down after the cremation pile got out of control, after another third of a bottle of Japanese Bourbon.
    Never liked that fence either.
    There's a reason I don't drink any more.

  • @blkbass
    @blkbass 3 года назад +555

    My wife and I were in tears during this video. Funny beyond belief. Has Matt ever considered sampling moon shine from 7 Southern states?

    • @tngrrl73
      @tngrrl73 3 года назад +24

      I like where your head's at!

    • @jackrowe5571
      @jackrowe5571 3 года назад +13

      @@tngrrl73 My friend Toby used to make shine from lots of stuff...one of the best was Dandelion

    • @dimesonhiseyes9134
      @dimesonhiseyes9134 3 года назад

      You mean vodka? Because there is no difference.

    • @rach2909
      @rach2909 3 года назад +21

      @@dimesonhiseyes9134 oh yes there is most DEFINITELY a difference!!!
      Especially if you've had straight from the still on some random bootlegger's mountain in North Carolina under the canopy of the Forrest with Popcorn Sutton rambling bout the good ole days........
      Wait a minute... Thanks! Now I gotta go find me that supplier, or a bottle of Sugarland Shine; whichever I grab first🥴

    • @KTown_Painter
      @KTown_Painter 3 года назад +1

      Yes!

  • @barryjoslin432
    @barryjoslin432 3 года назад +419

    Let’s rename this video, “Let’s All Watch Matt Get Hammered” because it’s awesome watching him become less inhibited and slurring more and more words.
    Best video ever.

    • @chrislowe1767
      @chrislowe1767 3 года назад +2

      so true

    • @user-sg8wf5qo9s
      @user-sg8wf5qo9s 3 года назад +3

      As a Russian, i approve 😂

    • @kath5201
      @kath5201 2 года назад

      Burbon?? Oh yeah! Gotta watch Matt get drunk and see if he likes my fav! 😍

    • @davesstillhere
      @davesstillhere Год назад +5

      Honestly, the only reason i watched it is to see how lit up he gets lol

  • @_juicejames
    @_juicejames 2 года назад +21

    That shade thrown at Kentucky is such a Bama thing to do 😂 I’m so proud of it

    • @joshgreen2164
      @joshgreen2164 8 месяцев назад

      Also correct! Im from Kenfucky so im aware.

    • @toddseales8222
      @toddseales8222 6 месяцев назад

      Shade from a bama guy? Glass house bud. 😂🤣

  • @kimberlycarder7730
    @kimberlycarder7730 3 года назад +38

    Of all these I have seen, I've laughed myself almost right out of my wheelchair watching this one!! Matt, you are freakin' hilarious!!!

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 3 года назад +332

    Matt took this one to heart. Hope your head was ok the next day Matt. Thanks for the laughs

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 2 года назад +3

      The 3rd taste and so on have unfair advantage because he'll down em like water as he keeps going. Wheeeeeew weeee doggie

  • @TJ_in_SC
    @TJ_in_SC 3 года назад +156

    I never realized that “blind taste test” referred to “blind drunk” but yet again, Matt has educated me !

  • @Morogorin
    @Morogorin 3 года назад +9

    The Final Fantasy victory theme at the end was a fantastic touch! I can totally see any video with Matt ending with that song.

  • @monicareno4088
    @monicareno4088 Год назад +4

    I just recently found this channel and I am thoroughly enjoying it! This episode is my favorite. I laughed til I had tears running down my face and had my husband looking at me like I lost my mind. 😂😂

  • @nathanjplatt
    @nathanjplatt 3 года назад +182

    Here I was thinking nothing could beat caffeinated Matt. I was wrong. 🤣

    • @mikeorr3333
      @mikeorr3333 3 года назад +13

      The Little Debbie Christmas cake Bless Your Rank sugar rush came dangerously close to this.

    • @nathanjplatt
      @nathanjplatt 3 года назад +3

      @@mikeorr3333 somehow forgot about that! Yes that was hysterical

    • @tonyathomas1848
      @tonyathomas1848 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeah I was thinking nothing could top caffeinated Matt 😂😂 I was wrong too!!

  • @cassierainier6786
    @cassierainier6786 3 года назад +239

    I have a pet turkey, she’s a hen, and her name is waffle.

  • @tylermichels7947
    @tylermichels7947 3 года назад +13

    I love watching Matt’s drunken decline progressively get worst

  • @karmatologist
    @karmatologist 3 года назад +29

    Thanks for this. Love the honesty and straight up, no nonsense approach. I always roll my eyes every time I hear some pretentious reviewer talking about how it smells of vanilla, oak and opossum ass blended in charred barrels.

  • @baileymcanelly2667
    @baileymcanelly2667 3 года назад +75

    “The ac went off and I was alone with my feelings for a second” is my mood every time I drink 😂😂

  • @Matthew-uc7he
    @Matthew-uc7he 3 года назад +247

    Kentucky also has "The Bourbon Trail." You know what distillery isn't on the trail....Jack Daniels.

    • @Bladingmom
      @Bladingmom 3 года назад +12

      The Bourbon Trail is a blast! My sister can't stand bourbon, but she really enjoyed the Trail. Now my 23-year-old son wants me to take him!

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 3 года назад +23

      It’s also in Tennessee.

    • @Matthew-uc7he
      @Matthew-uc7he 3 года назад +8

      @@samiam619 Tennesee has the Tennesee Whiskey Trail.

    • @benjaminmay1866
      @benjaminmay1866 3 года назад +8

      I’ve been to all the big distillery tours in Kentucky and I love bourbon not a Jack Daniels fan. That being said Jack Daniels is the best tour hands down it was awesome. Now I appreciate Jack Single barrel barrel proof.

    • @dawnbarth7305
      @dawnbarth7305 3 года назад +1

      I really don't like bourbon, but the bourbon trail was fun.

  • @1ECRG
    @1ECRG 2 года назад +3

    "We have a piper down. I repeat. A piper is down."

  • @danielgrant9213
    @danielgrant9213 3 года назад +6

    Funny video. And great timing. If there was ever a year to do a bourbon ranking at home, 2020 was that year. Ironically almost the opposite of how I'd rank those bourbons, but that's all good, they're your taste buds, you can't be wrong about what you like.

  • @TheMack
    @TheMack 3 года назад +152

    He's like two drinks away from the brilliant idea of "let's go and knock some sleeping cows over!" 🤣

    • @michellethomas7140
      @michellethomas7140 3 года назад +6

      Hahaha Cow Tipping, we did that in high school!!!

    • @jamesdean257
      @jamesdean257 3 года назад +4

      @@michellethomas7140 cows do not sleep standing up. They lay down.

    • @wandasetzer1469
      @wandasetzer1469 3 года назад +4

      @@jamesdean257 That probably made it a lot easier for the drunk kids to tip them over.

    • @Giles29
      @Giles29 2 года назад +2

      "Just don't let Frank catch you"

  • @MrnmrsCCazares
    @MrnmrsCCazares 3 года назад +155

    There was a lot of cuts to this... Guys you need to release a full uncut version, it will be hilarious!

    • @richardsilva-spokane3436
      @richardsilva-spokane3436 3 года назад +13

      I was expecting to see the fluid levels of each bottle “mysteriously” decrease with each cut 🤣😉😅😂

    • @shaun2566
      @shaun2566 2 года назад

      It’ll just be Matt staring into space or mumbling

    • @mr.newvegas1704
      @mr.newvegas1704 2 года назад +5

      @@richardsilva-spokane3436 I know this was 10 months ago you commented this and probably don’t care; but the bulleit bottle 100% most definitely slowly decreases throughout the video. If you look at where it’s at after he drinks the bulleit, and where it’s at after he drinks old forester, the bulleit is clearly lower lol.

  • @barbaradavis393
    @barbaradavis393 6 месяцев назад

    As a Pittsburgh kid, I grew up learning about the Whiskey Rebellion in the early part of the country. Now you have challenged me to go back and research it wrt the kind of whiskey ( I always thought it was corn whiskey, if not 51% ) and the time period. You are such an inspiration to the true scholar.

  • @bevodaniel3384
    @bevodaniel3384 6 месяцев назад

    I’m late to the party, but I had a pet turkey as a kid. He was a 4-H project and spent the rest of his life on the farm. He was very mean and liked to chase our goats. Love these videos.

  • @STB-jh7od
    @STB-jh7od 3 года назад +418

    Jack Daniels smells like bad decisions and fighting in the parking lot.

    • @yellowgoose5043
      @yellowgoose5043 3 года назад +5

      Jack Daniels smells like pain imo, that burn tho!

    • @gabriellekelly3462
      @gabriellekelly3462 3 года назад +2

      Lol!

    • @lakeratatouille
      @lakeratatouille 3 года назад +6

      I'm too old for Jack. That's a younger mans headache

    • @STB-jh7od
      @STB-jh7od 3 года назад +3

      @@lakeratatouille I stopped drinking Jack in my 20s. I don't mess with him at night, he doesn't spend the next day kicking me in the head. ;)

    • @mollysanders9757
      @mollysanders9757 3 года назад

      The greatest thing on 🌎!!😂😂

  • @dld6959
    @dld6959 3 года назад +108

    I don't know why I am binge watching this channel, I'm not even American I'm British. It's very interesting to watch a different culture from across the globe I guess.

    • @Bamaboompa
      @Bamaboompa 3 года назад +10

      LOL. But do NOT get confused.
      This is not "American", this is The South.
      Just as - I believe - parts of Great Britain have distinct cultures.
      Ireland, Scotland, Wales, etc.
      Indeed, as the channel indicates - "It's a SOUTHERN thing"
      Daniel, also keep in mind, for what it's worth, the VAST majority of Southerners are from Great Britain.
      A lot of us like this sort of thing - my ancestors come from Ireland & England, before "The Revolution".

    • @dld6959
      @dld6959 3 года назад +1

      @@Bamaboompa Don't worry I will not get confused.

    • @JareddarArt
      @JareddarArt 3 года назад +6

      I'm English and I love this channel. Matt is hilarious. Talia Lin is also just so gorgeous.

    • @euaggelion03
      @euaggelion03 Год назад

      Bless your heart

  • @dalenmills436
    @dalenmills436 3 года назад +2

    I just had a boatload of fun listening to you. Matt you are doin’ fun.

  • @R2K_Jurassic
    @R2K_Jurassic 8 месяцев назад

    You did some serious tasting with the Bulleit. It is definitely the best of the list. Thank you for the fun tasting, it was apparent that it took a few takes.

  • @sgtdhayes
    @sgtdhayes 3 года назад +302

    Looks like Matt's ready for a Waffle House run

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic 3 года назад +4

      Just don't bring that one friend who oinks at cops.

  • @brennonlawson5704
    @brennonlawson5704 3 года назад +52

    I feel like I’m secondhand drunk after watching this 😂

  • @tomjean1387
    @tomjean1387 2 года назад

    Thanks Matt! I needed this very video to wind down before getting trashed tonight.

  • @imatreeguy1143
    @imatreeguy1143 3 года назад +7

    When you said evan William's I litterly shivered and dry heaved. There was one night that was fun off it. The next 3 days I welcomed death. The top shelf evan William's is good though

  • @erinmcdonald5624
    @erinmcdonald5624 3 года назад +178

    Can you please do an episode of store- bought eggnog for the holidays? 😂

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 3 года назад +3

      Good idea!

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 3 года назад +5

      Especially if they can get Publix brand. I love their egg nog.

    • @TozziWelding
      @TozziWelding 3 года назад +2

      Hood and only Hood, unless you want bottled booze, Old New England

    • @kentuckyleisure4289
      @kentuckyleisure4289 3 года назад +1

      United Dairy Farmers or UDF for short. Not their holiday nog. Has to be their egg nog. Its in the Cincinnati area.

    • @jennifermcguire8867
      @jennifermcguire8867 3 года назад +6

      Southern comfort eggnog is delish !!

  • @holdenmichael91
    @holdenmichael91 3 года назад +53

    When I was a kid we actually had a pet turkey that basically decided to live in our stables and we fed it. It had a gimpy leg so it just kind of stayed until one day it was gone.

  • @marthav2772
    @marthav2772 Год назад +1

    😂. Hope your hangover wasn't TOO bad Matt! Loved the review!!!👍😃

  • @KayPrescesky
    @KayPrescesky 8 дней назад

    Watching this when I'm about to hit five months sober. God damn I could taste that Jack from here, and that Maker's Mark. But I was laughing so hard I didn't get cravings. Thank you for helping me to heal through laughter!

  • @aprairiegothic
    @aprairiegothic 3 года назад +35

    We had a pet Turkey. She was trained to the sound of the fly swatter-every time she heard it go whack, she’d run and eat the dead bugs.

  • @silverstrike6048
    @silverstrike6048 3 года назад +39

    I had a pet turkey but she died about a year ago. We were pretty close and I really miss her. She would always bring me the news paper in the morning and sit with me on the front porch while I read the comics. I'm having a glass of Buffalo Trace bourbon in her memory right now. I miss you Victoria.

  • @geraldbaker6339
    @geraldbaker6339 2 года назад

    That was great thanks for the smile I will try bullet if I can find it

  • @adamcole6480
    @adamcole6480 3 года назад +2

    Kudos to whoever put the FInal Fantasy victory fanfare in there

  • @underscorematti8481
    @underscorematti8481 3 года назад +37

    Goes from Bless Your Rank to Bless Your Drank!

  • @chelsealarmon23
    @chelsealarmon23 3 года назад +41

    This felt like watching Lucy film her commercial for Vitametavegamin. 🤣

    • @nude_cat_ellie7417
      @nude_cat_ellie7417 3 года назад +1

      I love that episode! They don’t make tv like that anymore.

    • @jpjp3873
      @jpjp3873 3 года назад +3

      Comment will be lost on most😪

  • @mitchellminer9597
    @mitchellminer9597 2 года назад +1

    Excellent work, Andrea!
    Matt always amuses.

  • @desertratedc9596
    @desertratedc9596 3 года назад +2

    I love Bulleit! One of the first bourbons I have had that I felt like it actually had flavor and was smooth.

  • @lernovashaemoor2022
    @lernovashaemoor2022 3 года назад +14

    You say you're not an expert, but that ranking is spot on. You might want to give Buffalo Trace a try when you sober up.

  • @joshsumner9891
    @joshsumner9891 3 года назад +56

    As a kentuckian myself bourbon and KFC is indeed all we have next to basketball and by God we are damn proud of it.

    • @Buford_T_Justice1
      @Buford_T_Justice1 3 года назад +1

      Y’all also have mutton BBQ. Pretty darned good!

    • @brianblake8931
      @brianblake8931 3 года назад

      My has some great bourbons but the jelly tastes like crap!!

    • @brianblake8931
      @brianblake8931 3 года назад

      That should say “KY”. Damn autocorrect

    • @mpappas53
      @mpappas53 3 года назад +3

      We also have the best horses in the world!

    • @gena6827
      @gena6827 3 года назад +2

      and horse racing.

  • @dbrichardson
    @dbrichardson 2 года назад +2

    9:30 slurring begins. Can't believe I never saw this video. All time greatest vid.

  • @annhutcheson5770
    @annhutcheson5770 3 года назад +2

    Grandma gumming Circus Peanuts 🤣😂😂💀

  • @bluebirdonmyshoulder5633
    @bluebirdonmyshoulder5633 3 года назад +30

    That moment when you take off your shoes and settle in while drinking 😂. It has begun.

  • @jawjagrrl
    @jawjagrrl 3 года назад +30

    Love how the lovely Waterford glass disappeared partway through 😂

    • @blackfly29er
      @blackfly29er 3 года назад +6

      Evan Williams came out and wifey hid the Waterford crystal. "Can't be drinking no parking lot liquor outta our high falutin' glasses".
      Funny stuff Matt..

  • @DancingSk3L3tons
    @DancingSk3L3tons 2 года назад

    The moment that idea of "I should go back and try those again" i just couldn't not shake my head no lol I know where this is heading

  • @twagenknecht
    @twagenknecht 2 месяца назад

    You had me at "Parkin' Lot Liquor"!!!

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 3 года назад +42

    Evan Williams sounds like a furniture store

  • @nickelasbrown4135
    @nickelasbrown4135 3 года назад +29

    Matt's drunk rant at the end was the hilariously great

    • @redrooster1908
      @redrooster1908 2 года назад

      He says naming kids after alcohol or guns. Hahahaha
      That is true. My friend's son is J D.
      Yep. Jack Daniels Christianson

  • @kylelundy7870
    @kylelundy7870 Год назад

    Awesome job- Totally professional! You should try Angel's Envy sometime. (It & Bullet are my favorite 2.)

  • @LabCat
    @LabCat 7 месяцев назад

    I just rewatched this video and can't believe that I missed the Final Fantasy "battle theme" at the end! This was an epic classic BYR.

  • @rhiannonstrickland8943
    @rhiannonstrickland8943 3 года назад +63

    Interestingly, there are nine varieties of turkey, only about three of them being commercial/related to commercial turkeys. All the other varieties are "heritage" turkeys, which are commonly used as pets. I owned a small flock of royal palm turkeys, the smallest heritage variety, with a couple of jennies and a tom. Long story short, I'm a turkey fanatic and showed them in the county fair as a child in 4H when I lived in Idaho.

    • @SpiDeRReal
      @SpiDeRReal Год назад +6

      Thank you for being the person with turkeys who responded :)

  • @timothyodonnell8591
    @timothyodonnell8591 3 года назад +40

    This is the Southern version of The Try Channel.

  • @dylanp_ayz8016
    @dylanp_ayz8016 2 года назад

    Whoever edits these videos, ur doing amazing

  • @kimmiansimpson3698
    @kimmiansimpson3698 11 месяцев назад

    I have a pair of royal palm turkeys named Jack and Diane 😊❤... turkeys are amazingly personable and some of my favorite farm animals we have!

  • @mikeware1764
    @mikeware1764 3 года назад +121

    Let's title this episode "Watch Matt get drunk, who's driving Matt home".

    • @jasminehannah5653
      @jasminehannah5653 3 года назад +4

      Yeah who the hell is driving Matt home

    • @beccawildel8845
      @beccawildel8845 3 года назад +2

      🤔 I thought he was at home?

    • @emilyquimby8453
      @emilyquimby8453 3 года назад +2

      He could just get an Uber

    • @mikeware1764
      @mikeware1764 3 года назад +1

      Emily Quimby then we can have a Bless Your Rank on Uber and Lyft. Lol

  • @scmcguire53
    @scmcguire53 3 года назад +226

    As a Kentuckian, Jack Daniels is not a bourbon. It’s Tennessee Whiskey. There is a difference.

    • @dougcatlett3715
      @dougcatlett3715 3 года назад +14

      Being from Kentucky doesn’t matter. Straight Bourbon can legally only be made in Kentucky.

    • @danbsc
      @danbsc 3 года назад +5

      It's a bourbon, just doesn't call itself that.

    • @Mimi-un5tr
      @Mimi-un5tr 3 года назад +4

      Thank you!

    • @miguelabrego1079
      @miguelabrego1079 3 года назад +16

      @@dougcatlett3715 bourbon can be made anywhere in the US.

    • @benh.7942
      @benh.7942 3 года назад +37

      OP is correct. Source I have a degree in foodscience with a focus in Fermentation. Jack Daniels is Tennessee whiskey which is distinguished by the final step in the process which involves filtration of the distillate through Charcoal.

  • @SnarkNSass
    @SnarkNSass 3 года назад +1

    I'm back!!! I had y'all on my mind today. Just watched Matt and hard seltzer a few minutes or by hours ago.🤣 Livin' on the Tubez is 24/7/365 man....😂🤣😂 Howdy from Snarkansas ✌🏻☮️

  • @christina5949
    @christina5949 Год назад

    This may be the best of the Bless Your Rank. I would love to see more alcoholic versions of this!

  • @Yo-bi3wf
    @Yo-bi3wf 3 года назад +61

    They should do when Southerns go to the North

    • @puterbac
      @puterbac 3 года назад +3

      Why would we go North unless it’s to visit family on Holidays?

    • @chanlinsmith8970
      @chanlinsmith8970 3 года назад

      That would be like putting a polar bear in the sahara desert

    • @Sldejo
      @Sldejo 3 года назад

      Raised in AL. Now live in WA. It’s a whole different culture up here.

  • @wrecks5000
    @wrecks5000 3 года назад +14

    Rolling straight into a delivery pizza ranking would have been amazing.

  • @Revolver1701
    @Revolver1701 8 месяцев назад

    Alcoholic here. Expert. Sober now.
    Loved this episode. I drank all of these except Bullitt and I don’t even like bourbon 😂. Old Forester was my choice. Good job!!!

  • @KarmaCTV
    @KarmaCTV 3 года назад +1

    He was def drunk round 11mins into the video lmao and I'm here for every min of it

  • @rachie3907
    @rachie3907 3 года назад +22

    Even if there isn't a clear winner we are the winners for being able to watch this masterpiece

  • @hutch8632
    @hutch8632 3 года назад +123

    Matt this question is for your wife. Do you really think he should be drinking unsupervised ? 🤔

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich 3 года назад +67

      Donald Hutcheson She said “no.” Actually, she yelled it.

    • @valeriejack4483
      @valeriejack4483 3 года назад +18

      Is he alone? He's drinking with all of us.😂

    • @DFWDan
      @DFWDan 3 года назад +1

      There's a producer and a camera person and a sound person and a light person. Who is drinking alone?

    • @hutch8632
      @hutch8632 3 года назад +1

      Valetie and Danial I said unsupervised. Who says his buddy are any better. Besides it was a joke lighten up. Which person are you? Lol 😂

    • @valeriejack4483
      @valeriejack4483 3 года назад

      @@hutch8632 mine was a joke too.🤷‍♀️

  • @JA-eq5um
    @JA-eq5um 3 года назад +3

    Next time you do a taste test and it involves alcohol you should have water in between your samples. That will clear your pallet and also keep you hydrated so you won’t feel the effects of the alcohol as bad. But I do enjoy your show and I like your reviews.

  • @_juicejames
    @_juicejames 2 года назад

    3 shots in and he’s taking his shoes off. This is gonna be fun 😂😂

  • @captaincatastrophe5143
    @captaincatastrophe5143 3 года назад +11

    The Best Whiskey is the Whiskey you like to drink, the way you like to drink it. Nothing else matters.

    • @MichaelOKC
      @MichaelOKC 3 года назад

      True of all alcohol actually. ... The Only "Alcohol Rule" I follow is Never Ever cook with Alcohol you won't or don't like to drink!

    • @mikewendt6050
      @mikewendt6050 3 года назад +2

      Someone watches the Whiskey Tribe

    • @killingkenny1917
      @killingkenny1917 3 года назад

      CaptnNuttSack.. You magnificent bastard

  • @DoomKingBarr
    @DoomKingBarr 3 года назад +34

    I had a pet turkey named Dinner when I was a child. I found out why it was named Dinner on Thanksgiving.

  • @lorrainejsuhrada5816
    @lorrainejsuhrada5816 2 года назад

    GOOD VIDEO. COULD TELL YOU WERE ACTUALLY ENJOYING DOING IT.

  • @craigphillips3154
    @craigphillips3154 Год назад +1

    Glad to see someone reviewing bourbons and not using to leather, tobacco, or marzipan (what even is that???) to describe the taste.
    I generally agree with your rankings, except for Wild Turkey. The 101 is highly underrated, as long as you don't have more than a couple. You go past 2 (MAYBE 3) and that stuff will have you regretting your life's choices in a heartbeat.
    If you pull out a bottle of Makers or Bulleit around even the biggest bourbon snobs and they'll be at least okay. You can't do that with Beam or Jack. My biggest knock on Bulleit is that you can't type it in without autocorrect screwing up the spelling.

  • @fixerofthings
    @fixerofthings 3 года назад +15

    Bless Your Rank is the best. I woud literally watch Matt rank anything southern. Lawn sprinklers, linen suits, even suspenders.

  • @stevemillerecon
    @stevemillerecon 3 года назад +19

    When she became governor, MeeMaw had some difficult decisions about who to choose for her cabinet: Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Evan Williams, Elijah Craig, George T. Stagg, W.L. Weller, Basil Hayden, Ezra Brooks, George Dickel, etc.

  • @Adam-us5dv
    @Adam-us5dv 7 месяцев назад

    Wow, you tasted the hell out of that. I had to go back through to verify that they were all unopened when you started 😮

  • @swhitaker0311
    @swhitaker0311 3 года назад +4

    Bulleit is by far my favorite. They’re facilities are a very interesting tour. However, if I’m mixing my bourbon for a hot toddy, etc. I usually go for Evan Williams, it a great all purpose and economical option.
    Kentucky has bourbon, a little bit of winter, and we can come down from Ohio and not get dirty looks for saying ma’am and sir.

  • @benanaya9748
    @benanaya9748 3 года назад +25

    My daughter who just turned 8 today thinks your the best “Ranker Ever” (her words not mine) your awesome bro

  • @andrewbittle6854
    @andrewbittle6854 3 года назад +30

    I've had all of these bourbons. And I have to say, as far as I can tell, you got the ranking pretty dang close to right

    • @longiniusspear4565
      @longiniusspear4565 3 года назад +1

      I for sure agree. He has a similar palette with me, sipping around the house on a Wednesday is 5 Roses small batch. My treat yourself bourbon is Angels Envy.

  • @sherribrtn
    @sherribrtn Год назад +1

    I went on a "moonshine sipping tour" in Gatlinburg and after drinking about 15 of those little "communion" cups of flavoured moonshines, I couldn't feel the end of my nose so I stopped. Haven't had any since...

  • @madsoc4
    @madsoc4 5 месяцев назад

    Bulleit is my go to daily pour. All it needs is a glass. Love the video but i feel for your hangover.

  • @colasantevenezia8682
    @colasantevenezia8682 3 года назад +16

    This Guy saved my quarantine and now I'm thankful

  • @Winlonghorn_iso
    @Winlonghorn_iso 3 года назад +33

    Once When I told someone that I was from Tennessee they said that Tennessee isn’t technically in the south I said that we couldn’t be friends anymore

    • @Winlonghorn_iso
      @Winlonghorn_iso 3 года назад

      JW McCabe they said that it was “in the middle”

    • @Vales55
      @Vales55 3 года назад +2

      That someone is wrong.
      I could make an argument that Virginia, Florida, or even parts of Texas are not in the South, but the Great State of Tennessee is as southern as it comes (and I'm saying that as a native of Georgia).

    • @Winlonghorn_iso
      @Winlonghorn_iso 3 года назад +1

      Vales55 they said that Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida is the south

    • @Vales55
      @Vales55 3 года назад +1

      @@Winlonghorn_iso Arizona?! Lemme guess, do these "southerners" drink iced tea and Pepsi?

    • @Winlonghorn_iso
      @Winlonghorn_iso 3 года назад

      Vales55 I honestly don’t know i mean...they are from New York so that might be it

  • @ukmmvjohn
    @ukmmvjohn Год назад

    I saw this video once before, cane back to it because right now I'm drinking a bottle of John Lee and I wanted some idea on my next bottle

  • @benerval7
    @benerval7 6 месяцев назад

    Evan Williams was car-seat change purchase on fort sill in 1990. You scraped together couns in the barracks for the weekend before payday!

  • @dhm7815
    @dhm7815 3 года назад +30

    "Parking lot whiskey". LOL.

    • @joshuaschmitz
      @joshuaschmitz 3 года назад

      Yeah he really just ranked the best of the worst

  • @chrisnurczyk8239
    @chrisnurczyk8239 3 года назад +20

    Ya gotta watch this video twice for max enjoyment - once straight, because for some reason it's a hoot to watch Matt slowly slip his moorings as he imbibes ever more whiskey, and once with your own bottle of hootch at your side so you can vicariously take the trip with him. Great fun!

  • @kmeadows
    @kmeadows 2 года назад +1

    Legend has it he’s still drunk to this day.

  • @jnsnj1
    @jnsnj1 Год назад

    My uncle got a turkey with the intention of serving it for thanksgiving. That turkey was so friendly he didn’t have the heart to do it.