For the last 20+ years the only things I order at Taco Bell are the taco and bean burrito's (one of each) and hot sauce packets. Really no reason to bother with anything else. I tried the burrito supreme and taco supreme as well as the nacho supreme and mexican pizza and was unimpressed with them for the price. If I am going to order fast food I don't want to spend more than $2-$2.50 and sour cream, cheese sauce, etc add nothing but extra calories really.
I love Crunchwrap Supreme, but I have made a homemade version, and used Doritos for the crunchy layer, and yes, they really should do that - it's amazing!
@@MCole-yh4fs Taco Bell tastes better than most taqueria food. Taqueria food all tastes the same with generic fajita spices on all the meat choices and beans and rice bland down the flavor of anything.
Also a gordita is a sandwich. Not what taco bells version looks like. With me being in Texas we have alot of Mexican food trucks. The gordita from one of them, will make taco bells delete from your memory.
@@davidconrath6148 EXACTLY! I work with a couple Mexican boys during the fall months and my only request is that I get some gorditas at least once a season. Their mother loves me for looking after her sons so she is more than greatful to do it. It's the best and you can't order them in any restaurant even if it is a Mexican one. We dont have food trucks here tho and from what I understand it's a bit of a process to make them so I am very thankful for her.
@@dylanbutler698 Gordo means fat so when you apply the "a" at the end it turns into a female term, the principle is the same tho. It doesn't apply to every word tho just a generalization. Either way your implying the topic of your conversation as fat which may or may not be a good thing.
Personally I think the simpler items are the best - the bean burrito, the soft taco, the cinnamon twists, and the steak quesadilla (which is superior to the chicken). The fancier stuff is hit or miss cause they can overdo the sauces or have an unpleasant sauce/sour cream ratio.
Yes, Taco Bell will let you put literally any of their sauces on literally anything (except maybe a soda or cinnamon twists?). Even better, if you use their digital ordering stations, you can look through all of the sauces to customize your order and don't have to feeling like a pain asking for all the changes you want from a real person.
The Taco Bells near me have those ordering kiosks. They do not have pintos and cheese on them. I ordered from the kiosk, but had to go to the counter to order beans. I had to show the clerk the menu because he didn't believe me. He couldn't find them either. And now, I want taco bell at 5:46 am.
@@riproar11 listen, people use "literally' in a figurative sense. Language changes over time. Many MANY words have changed meaning over time. Stop wasting time arguing.
Respect to Matt but, big old mess often covered in cheese. Conjured images that can't be unseen! Fortunately we have Matt's video on Bourbon Whiskey to help with the issue. Excuse me, must dash to the liquor store....and for some reason Taco Bell.
The Try Guys did an Eat The Menu for Taco Bell. One of their gimmicks in that episode was the Bucket. Everything that tasted completely the same went into the bucket.
It's sad they've announced there getting rid of the mexican pizza, anything with shredded chicken and pico de gallo on Nov.5 to go green......r.i.p taco bell menu....
I don't really understand this reasoning. They will sell chicken if they slice it, but shredding it is somehow bad for the environment? And how is pico de gallo bad for the environment? It's just chopped tomatoes and onions with cilantro and oil. They sell all of those things still.
@@kaldo_kaldo Pico De Gallo is also nicknamed Roosters Beak according to Wikipedia so that’s probably why. Either or that they just wanna try something new.
Sandra Noisewater Having some close friends who where born and raised in Mexico City, they don’t eat Burritos down there. They don’t celebrate ‘Cinco de Mayo’ either, said they never heard of it till they came to California.
Thank you for giving all you’ve got in this review. Seriously I’m really tired of eating the same item every time. I have to have a delivery service deliver it to me because no one in this house ever gets me anything. They don’t. So I’m going my next order with your magnificent descriptions 👍🏼🤩🎉
Matt rambling about tacos 🌮 🤣 The background sound effects, music, and little phrases that pop up are beautiful. They’re spot on and I snort-laugh every time. “Spicy ranch” 😆
I used to just order two tostadas (one fresco style) and place them on top of eachother and add hot sauce. I used to work for Taco Bell and even with the 50% off discount the mexican pizza's were too expensive but two tostada's went for about $2.50 ($1.25 with my discount). Sadly, Taco Bell sucks ass now and removed the tostada AND the mexican pizza so fuck them.
as an employee at taco bell, I salute you this day Matt. Also the quesarito w/ chicken is one of my favorite things on the menu. not a fan of the beef one but the chicken is good.
I've always found it funny that my stomach cannot handle much as I have IBS, but Taco Bell is like 1 of 2 places that does NOT bother me at all. Actually, no one in my family has a problem with it. I guess we're the odd ones out. Good episode. Hope your stomach's fine after this! Your Crunchwrap Supreme had way more tortilla than filling. At my Taco Bell I can't eat and drive with it because the filling falls out of it. It's my favorite along with the Mini Chicken Quesadilla and Quesarito. Your Taco Bell did you dirty on that Quesarito, tho. I think you got jipped on a few items, plus many of them don't taste great if you don't eat them fresh. Also kind of unfair to rate originality as everything on the menu has the same fillings minus one or two ingredients for each item. 😁
"We did reach out to Taco Bell..they did not respond." And by the end of the episode "I feel very sick" lol. Thaaats why they didnt respond. They know the grade E food they serve and what it does to us.
I love me a Steak Crunchwrap Supreme, but damnit, it has to be hot. If you wait to get home and it gets cold, a Crunchwrap will be one of the most depressing things you'll ever attempt to eat (as with most Taco Bell items when you're not stoned/drunk). But man, the Grande Nacho box is so worth buying (tear rolls down my cheek as I remember the original Nachos Bell Grande).
tbh the beef burrito they replaced it with is like, a lot better, it's the same but with chipotle sauce instead of fritos and if u felt that strongly about the crunchiness im sure u could add red strips
1. The Crunchrap Supreme is made with a 12" shell 2. We'd hate making the DLT/Crunchrap combo 3. If done correctly, the Mexican Pizza doesn't look like that 4. Most of the heft of the Quesarito comes from the rice... also the sauce is Chipotle 5. The quesadilla sauce is Creamy Jalapeno
I understand your frustration with the quesorito. I think I've had the same experience that you have had. I was on the verge of puking one time it was so bad. You need to find a good taco bell. If you do the Quesorito is honestly the best taco bell menu item hands down. I was so devastated when they took it away from taco bell in 2020 that I didn't eat taco bell for 5 months. (And I'm a poor college student who lived off taco bell). When they brought it back as an online exclusive I was overjoyed to say the least. The only thing that has ever beaten it for me was the limited time Grilled Cheese Burrito.
The discontinued chili cheese burrito is the best thing they ever made. It's still available at a handful of stores in the country, but only a very few. Bring it back!
The chili cheese burrito was decent but it was so messy to make. I don't think anyone liked the chili cheese burritos enough when I worked there to ever be sad it was gone, lol
How did you do the episode without nacho fries though nacho fries are the best thing on Taco Bell’s menu. Also their desserts are pretty good and you should get some of the caramel apple empanadas and the cinnamon mini things
The Cheesy Gordita Crunch had Spicy Ranch on it. The other sauces are Creamy Jalapeno (Quesadilla), Creamy Chipotle, (Spicy Tostada that is no longer on the menu, the Quesarito, and is on the Grilled Cheese Burrito), and Avocado Ranch(on the shredded chicken burrito and the salad bowls).
Ah yes, the great siege of the internet test tester stomach, Ranking TBell. I personally love the Crunchwrap Supreme myself, but they lack consistency for sure. I also love the Beef Supreme and Baja Chalupas as well. In fact, the Beef Supreme Chalupa is my personal favorite menu item. I forgot that the Cheesy Gordita Crunch was actually the item with that sauce on it. If I remembered, I would have consistently had it as one of my go tos each time there. My mainstay though is the Soft Taco. Just your basic, simple soft taco. Love them. They're super cheap. So why the hell not? My favorite flavored cardboard eatery!
Found out the enchirito is on the secret menu!!! Heres how to order it: Order a Smothered Burrito with extra beef and extra cheese. Then ask for a side of red sauce, nacho sauce, and sour cream, as well as two sides of the three-cheese blend. You can ask them to heat it all up or take it home assemble it and heat it up. Only thing missing is the black olives.
Oh man the verde sauce was so damn good. Im not sure why they stopped that one. Enchirito was legendary its like taking away the mexican pizza, doesnt make sense.
They took the Mexican Pizza off the menu at our local Taco Bell in MA. It's my absolute favorite. Not sure if I will be back now, but I loved seeing it on Bless Your Rank.
Apparently its on the secret menu! Order a Smothered Burrito with extra beef and extra cheese. Then ask for a side of red sauce, nacho sauce, and sour cream, as well as two sides of the three-cheese blend. If youre feeling adventurous you can ask them to heat it all together or you can take it home put it together and heat that sucker up! Only thing missing is the black olives 😔
Avery the Cuban American that dorito taco does sound like an interesting combination, since I love doritos and crispy tacos. I remember when the crispy tacos used to sell for 49 cents a pop on Sundays. I think that was in the 90s, or early 2000s.
The Mexican Pizza is my favorite! I always add sour cream! It makes it so much better. Also, it used to have green onions on top which really pumped up the flavor. Unfortunately, they don't use them at taco bell anymore. It is sad. They added much needed freshness that their menu items lack.
I always get the double decker tacos, but based on your ranking you wouldn’t be into it. I also like the Crunchwrap, however eating Taco Bell without Fire-sauce is a pointless waste of calories.
Back when I could still eat Taco Bell, the nacho cheese chalupa was my go-to. I loved the fried shell. Then they discontinued it, but said I could get a regular chalupa and pay extra for the nacho cheese sauce, so I quit getting it on principle. Not long after, I had to completely separate from Taco Bell due to...internal reasons. I still miss that nacho cheese chalupa, though.
You cannot judge Taco Bell food unless you are eating it fresh in the restaurant. It's cold and mushy when you do take out. It's like judging beer out of the hot truck of a black car in the summer.
I'm 22 and just tried Taco Bell for the first time this summer and I love the Crunchwrap Supreme and Baja Blast Freeze, the Cinnamon Twists are also really good! I want to try the Doritos Locos Tacos next :)
Ok, but hear me out: This is my favorite Taco Bell order - the Cheesy Gordita Crunch with the Doritos Locos taco shell and the Mexican pizza with spicy ranch inside 😍
The Quesarito is absolutely terrible with beef, but if you get steak, it's amazing! The Mexican Pizza is the absolute best thing on their menu (IMHO), but they're permanently removing it. To those who love it, they basically said: "get over it. It uses too much packaging." Taco Bell is also the last fast food place with a dollar menu. You can get lots of food for very little money.
On the next episode of "Bless your rank," Matt ranks antacids!
😆 I'll bet he would be grateful.
More like anti-diarrheal medicines.
@Jackie Thomas The last one of Taco Bell, not Bless Your Rank.
🤣🤣🤣
That's long overdue.
I've always been astonished at how Taco Bell can make 387 menu items out of about 4 ingredients..
I mean it's impressive really.
For the last 20+ years the only things I order at Taco Bell are the taco and bean burrito's (one of each) and hot sauce packets. Really no reason to bother with anything else. I tried the burrito supreme and taco supreme as well as the nacho supreme and mexican pizza and was unimpressed with them for the price. If I am going to order fast food I don't want to spend more than $2-$2.50 and sour cream, cheese sauce, etc add nothing but extra calories really.
That’s Mexican food in general.😂
@@Appaddict01 no. Not real Mexican food.
Jim Gaffigan...meat, cheese, tortilla....
First bourbon. Then Taco Bell a week later. Bless your iron stomach, Matt.
Wasn’t even a week. We shot bourbon on a Tuesday and Taco Bell on Friday. I may never recover.
Watching this makes me miss the enchirito (and the enchirito ballad commercial). And the volcano taco.
@@alostrich you're so fun to watch, and this whole channel is getting me through quarantine, stay at home whatever. Bless you from California.
Before that- Mountain Dew!
Please, that just sounds like a good friday evening to me.
This series is criminally underrated. Matt is hilarious and the editing matches him perfectly. Just as entertaining as the bigger channels
Lies again? Tampa Bay Tetek Besar
Everything at taco Bell is like the same 8 ingredients, just rearranged.
lol😀pretty much !
As a former Taco Bell employee, I can concur.
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
So, what?
The same thing can be said about pretty much every fast food joint.
I love Crunchwrap Supreme, but I have made a homemade version, and used Doritos for the crunchy layer, and yes, they really should do that - it's amazing!
I also love the crunchwrap but ours here has cheese sauce and beans
@@jonsmith6703it comes with nacho cheese sauce here too, no beans though. Sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, nacho cheese, and beef
Taco bell is literally:
"Everything taste the same so what kind of texture do you want?"
Wonko Sane you forgot the “hot sauce”, 8 ingredients
Wonko The Sane you right, that’s my bad I’m gonna edit it
Omg facts!
Chalupa tastes different. Only thing worth eating there.
Only thing from taco bell that i ever liked was their fritos burrito. And they took it off the menu. Haven't been there since.
Whoever edited this had a lot of fun. 😂😂 Thanks.
I love Taco Bell. The thing to remember is that there is Mexican food, there is Taco Bell food, and they NEVER cross paths.
Run for the border!
Yes!!!!! Do you recall when Taco Bell was voted the best "Mexican Food Chain" in America?!?!
Amen
Exactly! I love authentic Mexican food AND Taco Bell. They’re not the same at all
@@MCole-yh4fs Taco Bell tastes better than most taqueria food. Taqueria food all tastes the same with generic fajita spices on all the meat choices and beans and rice bland down the flavor of anything.
Remember when the mexican pizzas had black olives on it? I'm that old
It had black olives and green onions.
Those were the days. There were like FOUR different gorditas! And anyone who lived West of the Rockies, had the good green sauce at their taco Bell
@@chrisgriffin4012 Also anyone who lived east of the Rockies. We had green sauce in the rest of the country too.
@@kaldo_kaldo not the good green sauce. Trust me, they kept the good stuff out west.
@@chrisgriffin4012 Okay, which sauce did I have in my Taco Bell then?
The quesarito is glorious and I won’t be told otherwise. You must have had a bad one, considering taco bell has no quality control.
I couldn’t agree more. I ❤️ quesarito. I’m devastated they discontinued it
So good.
I went to tbell yesterday, had no idea I could still get it through the app. I left disappointed and heartbroken
His didn’t have cheese on the outside though did you see that
Agreed. It is delicious, and no one can convince me otherwise.
I’m dying laughing at “Hey Siri-to, this is Rick.”
"Stronger than 1970s wallpaper" is my new favorite thing
Anyone who's ever tried taking some of that off of a wall will understand!
I am so using that phrase next week. Lol
I lived in the UK in the 80's. English carpeting is stronger. It grabs your eyballs and yanks them out of the sockets.
@@YoSpiff is it stapled down?
Those of you wondering "gordita" actually does mean "chubby girl" hilarious
Also a gordita is a sandwich. Not what taco bells version looks like. With me being in Texas we have alot of Mexican food trucks. The gordita from one of them, will make taco bells delete from your memory.
Doesn't it also mean "little fatty"
@@davidconrath6148 EXACTLY! I work with a couple Mexican boys during the fall months and my only request is that I get some gorditas at least once a season. Their mother loves me for looking after her sons so she is more than greatful to do it. It's the best and you can't order them in any restaurant even if it is a Mexican one. We dont have food trucks here tho and from what I understand it's a bit of a process to make them so I am very thankful for her.
@@dylanbutler698 Gordo means fat so when you apply the "a" at the end it turns into a female term, the principle is the same tho. It doesn't apply to every word tho just a generalization. Either way your implying the topic of your conversation as fat which may or may not be a good thing.
I thought it meant "little fat girl" . . .
Personally I think the simpler items are the best - the bean burrito, the soft taco, the cinnamon twists, and the steak quesadilla (which is superior to the chicken). The fancier stuff is hit or miss cause they can overdo the sauces or have an unpleasant sauce/sour cream ratio.
Yes, Taco Bell will let you put literally any of their sauces on literally anything (except maybe a soda or cinnamon twists?). Even better, if you use their digital ordering stations, you can look through all of the sauces to customize your order and don't have to feeling like a pain asking for all the changes you want from a real person.
Please look up the word "literally" and how it really should be used and then LITERALLY stop using it ever.
The Taco Bells near me have those ordering kiosks. They do not have pintos and cheese on them. I ordered from the kiosk, but had to go to the counter to order beans. I had to show the clerk the menu because he didn't believe me. He couldn't find them either. And now, I want taco bell at 5:46 am.
@@riproar11 it just means exactly which is true for Taco Bell you can put their sauces and other ingredients on exactly anything.
@@riproar11 listen, people use "literally' in a figurative sense. Language changes over time. Many MANY words have changed meaning over time. Stop wasting time arguing.
@@riproar11 I am literally going to use the work literally in every place that I literally can so I can literally bug the ever-loving hell out of you
This channel is way underrated. You guys should have way more subscribers!
Matt has often been covered in cheese? Okay, I'm not judging. However, I'm getting heartburn just watching this.
I’m getting intestinal distress just watch this. xD
My acid reflux is flaring up
Respect to Matt but, big old mess often covered in cheese. Conjured images that can't be unseen! Fortunately we have Matt's video on Bourbon Whiskey to help with the issue. Excuse me, must dash to the liquor store....and for some reason Taco Bell.
@@BlastHeart96 Weirdly, me too
You're lucky. I felt my arteries clogging up watching this. =)
Crunchwrap supreme, Gordita crunch, their version of a churro, and the freezes are my go to order! Love it
The Try Guys did an Eat The Menu for Taco Bell. One of their gimmicks in that episode was the Bucket. Everything that tasted completely the same went into the bucket.
I 100% thought of Keith when he said that he couldn’t eat the entire menu
Lunchtime walks listening to Bless Your Rank have helped immensely with my mental health. Thank you southern crew (esp the hilarious Matt)!
You gotta rank Bojangles. I’m sure they’d respond to you, and you’d be very happy after said ranking.
Well maybe your stomach might not be so happy.
It's sad they've announced there getting rid of the mexican pizza, anything with shredded chicken and pico de gallo on Nov.5 to go green......r.i.p taco bell menu....
Yeah I've all but given up on taco bell their menu has become everything I never order lmao
What about the grilled cheese burrito
I don't really understand this reasoning. They will sell chicken if they slice it, but shredding it is somehow bad for the environment? And how is pico de gallo bad for the environment? It's just chopped tomatoes and onions with cilantro and oil. They sell all of those things still.
@@kaldo_kaldo Pico De Gallo is also nicknamed Roosters Beak according to Wikipedia so that’s probably why. Either or that they just wanna try something new.
Taco Bell took the 7-layer burrito off their menu after it being one of our favorites for decades. :( Why, Taco Bell? Why?
I am upset about, the burrito, going away, too.
Simplify the menu for drive through and delivery.
Right?? Was my favorite.
Just like the Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes! :( I am sad about this!
Sandra Noisewater Having some close friends who where born and raised in Mexico City, they don’t eat Burritos down there. They don’t celebrate ‘Cinco de
Mayo’ either, said they never heard of it till they came to California.
Thank you for giving all you’ve got in this review. Seriously I’m really tired of eating the same item every time. I have to have a delivery service deliver it to me because no one in this house ever gets me anything. They don’t. So I’m going my next order with your magnificent descriptions 👍🏼🤩🎉
They did you dirty, the Steak Quesarito is where it's at. 100%.
Yes! I was like, that's the saddest quesarito I've ever seen. 😂
I like the chicken quesarito the best. The beef one is the worst one out of the 3 tbh
Joshua Evans I respect it. I’ll have to try the chicken one sometime.
Best menu item hands down
Most definitely.
Matt rambling about tacos 🌮 🤣 The background sound effects, music, and little phrases that pop up are beautiful. They’re spot on and I snort-laugh every time. “Spicy ranch” 😆
Does anyone remember the Enchirito? Late 70's, early 80's. I loved those things.
One of my favorites too. I still ordered them up until about 5 months ago.
They lasted into the mid 90s. My friend used to him me up with em when he worked there
Yes! So good. I too use to still get them well into the early 2000s.
Those were delicious!
For a short time they had an upgraded, even better enchirito called the smothered burrito but then discontinued that as well.
Two things:
1. Editing is top-notch
2. Matt, you need to try the spicy potato soft taco or beefy Frito burrito. They are revolutionary
Potato taco yes!! Their best item 😊
Haha we loved this!! Great episode! We have an idea for another episode.....ranking store bought cookies such as Oreo’s, Chips Ahoy, etc!
“Most of the time I don’t know if I’m going to get what I ordered!” It’s the truest thing I’ve ever heard about anything ever!
Can you do southern ice cream like Blue Bell.
I can't believe they're cutting the Mexican Pizza from their menu...always been one of my favorites!
Same
I’m from the future. They bring it back and then run out of stock in like two days so they end up bringing it back full time.
I used to just order two tostadas (one fresco style) and place them on top of eachother and add hot sauce. I used to work for Taco Bell and even with the 50% off discount the mexican pizza's were too expensive but two tostada's went for about $2.50 ($1.25 with my discount).
Sadly, Taco Bell sucks ass now and removed the tostada AND the mexican pizza so fuck them.
I dont eat Taco Bell often but when I do I usually remember why its been so long since I've eaten there.
as an employee at taco bell, I salute you this day Matt. Also the quesarito w/ chicken is one of my favorite things on the menu. not a fan of the beef one but the chicken is good.
I've always found it funny that my stomach cannot handle much as I have IBS, but Taco Bell is like 1 of 2 places that does NOT bother me at all. Actually, no one in my family has a problem with it. I guess we're the odd ones out. Good episode. Hope your stomach's fine after this!
Your Crunchwrap Supreme had way more tortilla than filling. At my Taco Bell I can't eat and drive with it because the filling falls out of it. It's my favorite along with the Mini Chicken Quesadilla and Quesarito. Your Taco Bell did you dirty on that Quesarito, tho. I think you got jipped on a few items, plus many of them don't taste great if you don't eat them fresh.
Also kind of unfair to rate originality as everything on the menu has the same fillings minus one or two ingredients for each item. 😁
I'm in the same situation as you. I'm glad Taco Bell is one of the few places can eat because I love the place
@@kimberlycarder7730 A kindred spirit! 😀
1 or 2? But they have the 7 layer burrito. 😜
Also have stomach issues. Also am able to eat Taco Bell at any time. It's great.
"We did reach out to Taco Bell..they did not respond." And by the end of the episode "I feel very sick" lol. Thaaats why they didnt respond. They know the grade E food they serve and what it does to us.
Man, I'm feeling very old. I remember when Taco Bell had burritos, enchiladas, and (gasp) TACOS!
I remember "Bellbeefers"...basically a Taco Sloppy Joe !
Do you remember the Baja and Santa Fe Gorditas and the encharito ? Haha loved those things
They still do! Soft tacos, and Burritos, at least.
Yes. That encharito was good.
I like the dorito tacos.
Is there anything more gringo than Matt repeatedly calling a "tortilla" a "shell"?
I love me a Steak Crunchwrap Supreme, but damnit, it has to be hot.
If you wait to get home and it gets cold, a Crunchwrap will be one of the most depressing things you'll ever attempt to eat (as with most Taco Bell items when you're not stoned/drunk).
But man, the Grande Nacho box is so worth buying (tear rolls down my cheek as I remember the original Nachos Bell Grande).
Cheesy Rice and Bean Burrito from the value menu is my go-to fave. Simple yet always satisfying!
Matt, you are a treasure!! So many of us depend on the ranks you do to let us know what's good and what's not. Love you Matt, always!!
Side splitting funny episode lmao thanks 4 the laugh matt n the crew, that last part stinkey I lost it great video guys n girls.
Wish he'd done this before they just got rid of the Frito Burrito. RIP
Agreed. Love the dollar items
tbh the beef burrito they replaced it with is like, a lot better, it's the same but with chipotle sauce instead of fritos and if u felt that strongly about the crunchiness im sure u could add red strips
ellen robinson completely correct but it’s creamy jalapeño not chipotle in the new beef burrito.
They missed the mark by not bringing back the chili cheese burrito when they had fritos.
Sonic has a Frito chili pie burrito & it is better than their regular Frito chili pie or chili cheese tots! 🌯
The editing on this video is ELITE. Keep your editor pleaaaaaase! such a funny video!
This episode's budget was only $5.99.
If it was done in the 80s.... then yes
I mean, Taco Bell does have super cheap food.
ChibiPanda8888 cap
@@canitdo2717 party boxes are 12, basic tacos are only 1 dollar, the specialties are only 3 with supreme, nachos, $1!
Just a Crunchwrap is $4
how have I missed this episode until now?! Hysterical! I laughed quite a bit. I needed that!
1. The Crunchrap Supreme is made with a 12" shell
2. We'd hate making the DLT/Crunchrap combo
3. If done correctly, the Mexican Pizza doesn't look like that
4. Most of the heft of the Quesarito comes from the rice... also the sauce is Chipotle
5. The quesadilla sauce is Creamy Jalapeno
Woah so you work for Taco Bell**
I was wondering what was in the quesadillas! Thank you!
@@shaunarovinski4081 I mean... you could always ask
When is the triple double crunch wrap coming back???
@@Timelord888 lol. True.
I understand your frustration with the quesorito. I think I've had the same experience that you have had. I was on the verge of puking one time it was so bad. You need to find a good taco bell. If you do the Quesorito is honestly the best taco bell menu item hands down. I was so devastated when they took it away from taco bell in 2020 that I didn't eat taco bell for 5 months. (And I'm a poor college student who lived off taco bell). When they brought it back as an online exclusive I was overjoyed to say the least. The only thing that has ever beaten it for me was the limited time Grilled Cheese Burrito.
“Better off eatin ‘ the napkins, with a side of spork.” .... 😂 🤣 😂
I used to LOOOOVE the chili cheese burrito. Then they broke my heart and made it disappear.
And here in our area of Missouri you can get it.
It’s available in Minnesota and it’s definitely my go to
It's available in Texas where I work at least
My fave! We don’t have it where I live either 😔
@@kleanne58 I should try it since I live in IN
They shot themselves in the foot when they dropped the Bell Burger & The Enchirito off their menu! The Dorito Locos tacos are the bomb! 💣 😉👍👍
The discontinued chili cheese burrito is the best thing they ever made. It's still available at a handful of stores in the country, but only a very few. Bring it back!
Loved that burrito, also Enchirito was pretty good
Enchirito and smothered burrito were also extremely good items back in the early 2000s
The chili cheese burrito was decent but it was so messy to make. I don't think anyone liked the chili cheese burritos enough when I worked there to ever be sad it was gone, lol
Don't know where you live but Taco Bells in my area still have the CCB.
Middle Tennessee, not too far from Nashville. And it would almost be worth moving to get more of those burritos. I still think about them.
What a great personality! You make videos very entertaining to watch and full of laughs! A+!!!
How did you do the episode without nacho fries though nacho fries are the best thing on Taco Bell’s menu. Also their desserts are pretty good and you should get some of the caramel apple empanadas and the cinnamon mini things
Victoria Mahon they got rid of the nacho fries and empanadas
Loved the apple empanadas, sorry they are gone
Feeling depressed lately and seeing this has clear my depression. Thank you.
As soon as I saw the title I was like "he's gonna pay for that later" 😂
I think that he was paying for it before the episode was over.
The Cheesy Gordita Crunch had Spicy Ranch on it. The other sauces are Creamy Jalapeno (Quesadilla), Creamy Chipotle, (Spicy Tostada that is no longer on the menu, the Quesarito, and is on the Grilled Cheese Burrito), and Avocado Ranch(on the shredded chicken burrito and the salad bowls).
My favorites are Doritos locos tacos and crunchwraps
Uhm I hadn’t watched the video through before I commented this 😀 bless y’all heart
I miss the apple empanada
Crunchwrap Supreme is the best when you douse it in their hot sauce personally
Ah yes, the great siege of the internet test tester stomach, Ranking TBell. I personally love the Crunchwrap Supreme myself, but they lack consistency for sure. I also love the Beef Supreme and Baja Chalupas as well. In fact, the Beef Supreme Chalupa is my personal favorite menu item. I forgot that the Cheesy Gordita Crunch was actually the item with that sauce on it. If I remembered, I would have consistently had it as one of my go tos each time there. My mainstay though is the Soft Taco. Just your basic, simple soft taco. Love them. They're super cheap. So why the hell not? My favorite flavored cardboard eatery!
Remember when they had the chalupa with special sauce? Pepperidge farm remembers
I’ve heard so much in the comments about the enchirito and the elusive green sauce. Bring it back Taco Bell!!! I need to try these. For science.
Found out the enchirito is on the secret menu!!! Heres how to order it: Order a Smothered Burrito with extra beef and extra cheese. Then ask for a side of red sauce, nacho sauce, and sour cream, as well as two sides of the three-cheese blend. You can ask them to heat it all up or take it home assemble it and heat it up. Only thing missing is the black olives.
@@carolinasoberanes5906 you’re a doll!!! Thanks! Hubs and I can try these for date night now :)
Oh man the verde sauce was so damn good. Im not sure why they stopped that one. Enchirito was legendary its like taking away the mexican pizza, doesnt make sense.
@@bobstoner415 totally agree
Green sauce is back, but Definitely not the same. So sad I used to love it.
They took the Mexican Pizza off the menu at our local Taco Bell in MA. It's my absolute favorite. Not sure if I will be back now, but I loved seeing it on Bless Your Rank.
Taco Bell needs to bring back the enchirito
Apparently its on the secret menu! Order a Smothered Burrito with extra beef and extra cheese. Then ask for a side of red sauce, nacho sauce, and sour cream, as well as two sides of the three-cheese blend. If youre feeling adventurous you can ask them to heat it all together or you can take it home put it together and heat that sucker up! Only thing missing is the black olives 😔
The breakfast crunchwrap is amazing@
I'm so proud of the cheesy gordita crunch. It's my #1 all time favorite taco bell item, by far
Mine too!
My favorite is the bean burrito or crunchy taco (not sure which I prefer).
@Hia Dei Kum a bean burrito and a crunchy taco takes me back to my very first trip to a Taco Bell.
The chili cheese burrito is the best thing they ever made and now you can’t even find it.
When his watch/phone dialed someone, I literally spit out my beer laughing
Doritos and a taco combined into one, match made in heaven
I want to see your liked playlist because it seems you watch everything
@@theperfectmix2 me toooo
Avery the Cuban-American Spotted
Avery the Cuban American that dorito taco does sound like an interesting combination, since I love doritos and crispy tacos. I remember when the crispy tacos used to sell for 49 cents a pop on Sundays. I think that was in the 90s, or early 2000s.
The Mexican Pizza is my favorite! I always add sour cream! It makes it so much better. Also, it used to have green onions on top which really pumped up the flavor. Unfortunately, they don't use them at taco bell anymore. It is sad. They added much needed freshness that their menu items lack.
2 more months,
Mexican Pizza is gone, along with
shredded chicken & pico de gallo.
Mexican pizza is back.
All Taco Bell items are basically the same thing lol just in different forms.
But which one is its final form
Matt: Eating the Entire Taco Bell Menu will kill you.
Keith (From the Try Guys): Challenge Accepted.
Prayers from the great state North Carolina 🤠 may you stomach rest in peace.
Yeah
The beef Baja gordita was my favorite menu item ever. It has been on their menu in probably close to 20 years.
11:40 I lost it at "the blood of Taco Bell's enemies" XD
8:37 one of my favorite things on their menu! Especially when they let me replace the meat with beans! So good!
Matt you need to come to North Carolina and do bless your rank with BBQ sauces of NC first batch of BBQ is on me.
Ayden
When you said they should make the crunchy tortilla in the crunch wrap out of Doritos I got excited. How have they not done that yet?
I always get the double decker tacos, but based on your ranking you wouldn’t be into it. I also like the Crunchwrap, however eating Taco Bell without Fire-sauce is a pointless waste of calories.
They retired the double decker not long ago sadly.
Order a bean burrito with extra red sauce and a taco supreme, open up the burrito and put the taco inside re-wrap burrito and enjoy. Your Welcome
1. You need fire sauce. 2. You're like an alien that's never seen taco bell. Lol
BRING BACK THE ENCHIRITO!!!!!
I get spicy ranch on EVERYTHING!! Fun fact, they now sell it in the grocery stores! My favorite is chicken soft taco add spicy ranch.
Back when I could still eat Taco Bell, the nacho cheese chalupa was my go-to. I loved the fried shell. Then they discontinued it, but said I could get a regular chalupa and pay extra for the nacho cheese sauce, so I quit getting it on principle. Not long after, I had to completely separate from Taco Bell due to...internal reasons. I still miss that nacho cheese chalupa, though.
I need more of this. Actually, make another channel just this!
I'm still upset at taco bell for ditching the grilled stuff burrito, that was my favorite thing at taco bell.
I hear ya, man. Ate many a grilled stuffed burrito while driving for work years ago.
It was very good, def one of the things that should stay on the menu
I love the editing on this video!
I was going to make the joke that a large coke was the best thing, until I remembered they serve pepsi products.
You gotta remember in the south everything is “coke” to us, so you’re still not wrong lol.
i laughed so hard watching this!! this is what I stumbled upon because I had late night cravings and love my taco bell hehe
Cheesy Gordita Crunch is legit. They used to have a BLT Crunchwrap. That was my favorite thing and I am still mad that they ditched that item.
I did not expect the Quesirito upset… fair enough xD
Shouldn't the number 2 in ranking categories have been bathroomability? 🤪
"Stronger than 1970's wallpaper!"
😂😂😂😂
That's my new go-to.👍
Alternate title: Your brain on Taco Bell (A PSA)
Yes, the sauce from Gordita on the Chalupa is amazing. The used to have 3 flavors of each, and discontinued my favorite. 😢
That is by far the creepiest Wendy I've ever seen (1:04).
The Gordita crunch with the dorito shell is goated
You cannot judge Taco Bell food unless you are eating it fresh in the restaurant. It's cold and mushy when you do take out. It's like judging beer out of the hot truck of a black car in the summer.
It’s fast food. It’s made to be taken away from the restaurant.
I usually take a big bag home and eat it while having a few beers.
Idk where you live, but that sounds very Texas, lololol!
I love cold Taco Bell 🙃
I'm 22 and just tried Taco Bell for the first time this summer and I love the Crunchwrap Supreme and Baja Blast Freeze, the Cinnamon Twists are also really good! I want to try the Doritos Locos Tacos next :)
Sue your parents
Ok, but hear me out:
This is my favorite Taco Bell order - the Cheesy Gordita Crunch with the Doritos Locos taco shell and the Mexican pizza with spicy ranch inside 😍
The Quesarito is absolutely terrible with beef, but if you get steak, it's amazing! The Mexican Pizza is the absolute best thing on their menu (IMHO), but they're permanently removing it. To those who love it, they basically said: "get over it. It uses too much packaging." Taco Bell is also the last fast food place with a dollar menu. You can get lots of food for very little money.
The new Grilled Cheese Burrito is the best thing in the store right now.. The old Chili Cheese Burrito is the best thing they've ever made.
I make those at home Super Easy and Tasty
I agree 100% the grilled cheese burritos are the best!
Yessss the chilito
"Put your special sauce on my taco."...that's what she said. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣