Batman Humbles Justice League
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What comic is this?
"Batman humbles the Justice League"???
- Martian Manhunter, The Flash, Superman, Green Lantern - "Hold our beers and this ass-beating, Bruce" roflmmfao. 🍻👊💥🤕
BRO THANK YOU
much respect for this
Batman couldn't even humble *OWLMAN,* so how in tf could he ever possibly hope to "humble" the *entire* Justice League??? Hell, Superman and Wonder Woman have already humbled Bruce far more times than he *ever* did *them* (as if he even could anyway) and they're just two examples of him getting his rich, nocturnal ass humbled by the Justice League themselves.
It never stops being funny that for how absolutely broken the Flash is, his weakness is still slip and slides.
You’d think he’d put cleats on his boots
@@toxiclightning5303won’t that slow him down a bit?
@@samuelflipaclip7415speed force seems to be closer to physics multiplier than speed powers (to my extememly limited knowlage) so doubtful
@@harmless9336 na the speed force tends to be what it’s read as. Now one of the Flash villains, Professor Zoom or whatever, controls only his time frame, so the ice wouldn’t work on him.
@@samuelflipaclip7415 yeah but he typically carries around a tiny ring that can hold his entire costume so some emergency boots don’t seem out of the question. Plus he knows Batman and Cyborg, it’s not like the mf couldnt special order some jays that have cleats in them at the push of a button. Sure he’d be slower but it’s better than not doing anything at all.
Batman “The Justice League is the only way to beat me if I go rogue.” Also Batman beats all the Justice League
There's a reason why the only question you have about who Batman is fighting is "how long did he prepare?"
@@artyd42 Now there is a question that has to be nigthmare fuel for the Justic League. The single most paranoid member of the Justice League with the possible exception of The Question and a nere unlimited budget.
I’m pretty sure the Bat Family is the contingency for Evil Batman. That’s why the Batman Who Laughs killed them first.
There is a reason when Batman goes bad, the world ends. (Batman who laughs)
@@darkdesigns1633 The Question probably does have even Batman beat in Paranoia by spades.
This is why I 100% agree with Batman's contingency plans for the justice league
Bro, Wonder Woman’s bitch tantrum in the movie was enough to convince me.
@@KW-de9scthey didn't have an issue with the contingency plan theyhad an issue because he lied about it
And also why I support the Mutant Registration Act.
@@mirceazaharia2094 you know that shit created days of future past right?
@@Hollowmello1285 well for one thing the fact that they didn't even assume that he already had contingency plans for them was on them especially since telling him the details of the plan in any regard would also just be a negative and make the plans less likely to work and beyond that they should be evaluating their own weaknesses and flaws to try to figure out what other enemies might use against them anyways so that's really on them as for the mutant registration Act, what causes Days of Future Past with poor implementation of Technology as well as simply just a poor implementation of how that law should have been installed because yes, everyone with a mutant power should be required to be registered but until the Prejudice die down due to the natural increase mutants were going to have through the population, they should have waited until majority of the population were mutants to start making it more public about what each person's mutant power was registered as in a similar vein to my hero Academia and just because of the sheer nature and unpredictability of superpowers, there's always going to be issues with how that sort of thing turns out and in no way will it turn out smooth but at bare minimum there are things that should be done whether you fully agree with them or not
What’s actually ridiculous about this isn’t all of Bruce’s contingency plans, but that the Joker could mind control all of the Justice League. That’s just unbelievable, they really put Joker over in this scenario. Almost any member would be near impossible for him to get to.
Like where did he stick that kryptonite fluid in, like did he have that on him while injured, also what kind of robot can move faster than flash even if the computer fast enough
Also wonder woman slamed hit to the ground and broke the floor, so you telling me he still have any back bonnes that aren't broken?
Edit: 00:21
was mentioned at the end its in the suit helmet@@mattimaso7455
It wasn't so bad back in the 60s and 70s when everything was played for a laugh and the "serious" stories (the O'Neil Batman run) were well-segregated from the goofy stuff. The current tendency in is to have absurd scenarios portrayed with high drama. It's like taking pro wrestling seriously. Or watching Underdog and worrying about the cliffhanger. The great and under- read Martial Law pretty much puts the zap on this pretension, and it's nice to return to it from time to time.
@@mattimaso7455 | You slow or something?
did you forget batman is alsmost as durable as captain america? he even kicked and destroyed a tree once with only his leg in a movie @@mattimaso7455
Injustice Batman: spent years trying to beat the justice league
canon Batman: defeats the justice league after being ambushed by them
To be fair he didn't expect villains to help superman
That’s not an improvement. His plot armor is bs.
In Injustice's defense, it's kinda hard to build or access effective counter-measures when the villains are your friends who know your identity.
Ya know, because then they can freeze your bank funds and already know where several of your secret bases are.
The fact that Injustice is even still alive after that long is just a testament to how good Bats is at adapting on the fly and hiding when he has little to nothing to work with.
@ventusargentum9957 plus superman isn't being mind controlled he just lost it mentally
@@gunziro169 Exactly. Making it more likely for Bats to try to talk sense to him before breaking out the counter-measures.
Causing him to lose both the precious time to actually save the ones he had and the ability to make more.
I love how Batman is smart enough to plan around beating gods yet can’t figure out how to fix crime
Well to his credit Gotham is LITERALLY Cursed to be Evil
@@Hyperdragon1701 so,
he can somehow pull cosmic armor out of his patented bat butt h0le,
but he CAN'T whip out a plan to break the curse?
Lame.
@@Hyperdragon1701 I still find it funny that the writers *had* to canonically make Gotham so cursed and evil that nothing Bruce does whether it be philanthropy or crime fighting, will ever make Gotham better. Because let's be real, there's almost no other way to keep Gotham being awful with all the blood sweat and money Bruce is probably pumping into it.
@@Fen_Fox In my opinion that's probably one of the reasons that The Joker hasn't been given the death penalty. The corrupt lawyers of Gotham always find a way to bail him out. In addition to that even IF they killed Joker we now know that it wouldn't have mattered. As there is an entire cult of Jokers and MANY of them HAVE died via their own inventions. Or were permanently paralyzed by Batman. If a Joker ended up killing or paralyzing themselves. They would just replace him with another maniac while being led by the three most iconic Jokers behind the scenes.
@@akadonut8612 Sounds like something a Batman villain would say
And this is exactly why Batman has contingency plans
Funny thing about that. In the trailer for the Justice League vs Godzilla vs Kong comic it is indicated that Batman has a giant suit to fight things as big as the Titans...Why? No idea. And they say Ironman has an obsession with suits...
@@porpus99iron man uses suits every time but batman isn't. only when time comes
@@porpus99 Bruce Wayne with a Mech fighting Kaiju…didn’t you just describe Big O?
Plans, within plans, within plans.
@@stingerjohnny9951yeah, big o is basically batman but his suit is a giant mech
It's super interesting that it doesn't matter how overpowered the Flash is supposed to be- he can move in time and change it, think at relativistic speeds, manipulate kinetic energy to deliver hits with the mass of the earth (or more) and whatever bs the writer in turn wants him to do, to the point that his powers are no longer about speed but subatomic manipulation, YET he can still be casually defeated by any opponent making him slip.
He is a seasonal superhero
To be fair, the video kinda glosses over it, but his plan required Barry to not be moving anywhere near his top speed.
I mean if you wanna stop the “fastest man alive” make it so he can’t use his speed in the vicinity kinda makes sense.
still called a speedster at the end of the day...and anyway the writers can do literally whatever with literally any character...and we've seen it so many times
Speed is extremely powerful but it's also an extremely simple physical property, which means if you have the right approach it's very easy to counter, especially since Flash isn't exactly a world class physicist
"your greatest enemy just freezes the floor and you go flying, you're a seasonal superhero"
I understood that refererence
Common guys... she's a woman!
Me too
Love that video
Who wins in a fight? The answer's always the same
"It's whoever the writer wants to win" -- Stan Lee
100%
which means batman
@@Grunthor17 people like an underdog
Whoever is more popular. And we all know who that is 🤣
@@vjthehandsome5659An underdog stops being an underdog when they start winning 90% of their fights. I can’t remember a time where superman actually beat batman in a fight. Thus superman is actually the underdog against batman. But hardcore batman fans and dc writers will never see it this way so rip.
I love the concept of Batman using gas pumped though the sewers to spread a hazing gas throughout Gotham as a grand- scale contingency. It’s so big and paranoid that only Batman would come up with something like this.
And we always love to see it work.
You know he stole the idea from scarecrow
@@AdmiralStoicRum He gets all sorts of nifty ideas from his villains. I mean the smoke worked so well to evacuate the city *because* Scarecrow has used chemical attacks in Gothan before.
@@AdmiralStoicRumThat's the point, his contingency plans are rssults of both him and his rouge gallery ideas. He just need to reinforce his villains scheme and it would be perfect as a plan for him to use. Learn and adapt is what Batman built up from.
One thing I've always loved is how Wonder Woman is the one league member that batman can never actually fight. She's nearly as powerful as Superman, is a better fighter than batman, and has no obvious weaknesses like kryptonite. His only option has always been to just redirect her attention at something else, like fighting Cheetah endlessly in her mind.
Exactly she shouldn't even be affected by the toxic since she's literally half-God and even if that didn't work she has her lasso and incredible will power same with flash he could just phase thet shit out of him and superman shouldnt even be affected by earthly illnesses or toxic same with aqauman only one I see getting infected would be Batman cyborgs green arrow all of the regular humans members etc.
literally had to rely on bullshit magik powah
@@Yanah_bruh the chemical used to make the toxin was from a tainted Lazarus pit a supernatural pool
Piercing objects are her weakness
@BaliUchiha yeah no, that has always been a bizarre trope of hers that has never made any sense whatsoever. She gets thrown through buildings and entire cities basically every saturday. You mean to tell me while she's going through those buildings that a piece of rebar wasn't at the right angle to pierce her torso? Plus, there have been several instances in the comics where she gets shot, and it bounces off. It would make no sense for her to be able to get stabbed when she has survived nearly any other form of damage thrown at her.
You can just know that once everyone has returned to their senses they'll bring up the suit.
"Having a suit designed to beat us is a clear violation of our trust Bruce."
kinda hard to argue against the suit after you already attacked him tho
@@sourlesscream1272 Yes, but that won't stop them from trying.
@@basbarbeque6718stupidly so 😂
Batman: Smart enough to keep a kryptonite gum inside his helmet
Also Batman: Keeps a chunk of radioactive rock next to his brain
You forgot he has a cowl on which has layers
didn't Lex Luthor get like cancer for that?
His cowl is lead lined if I recall.
The fact it gave Lex Luthor cancer after long-term exposure in many different series but Batman never gets that in any series is a huge oversight. I kind of want to see how Batman would approach having Kryptonite the moment he knows it can cause cancer over time when it's told to Luthor.
batman chewing kryptonite-gum in front of clark 🤡
Superman in his comics can fight through so much Kryptonite radiation, but in Batman's comic, he gets instantly defeated by the smallest bit of it.
headcannon says bruce highly concentrated it to unbelievable levels but i guess we'll never know
@@zacksevememes69that would honestly make a lot of sense, Since this only happens when Batman does it,not Anyone else
oh yeah, that's because superman is a gary stue who can ignore his ONLY fucking weakness if the writers want him to.
Unless the writers are on batman's side. welcome to the world of comics! they are all pretty damn bad!
As stan lee said “whoever writes the comics decides the victor” that an whoever DC mandates win
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The artist popped off on this one. The characters and scenery look incredible. I love the costume designs, especially super-man's
I forget the artist, but they worked on the entirety of Scott Snyder's Batman new 52 run. I highly recommend checking both their works out
I was not a fan of the New 52 but I love this story arc
It's Greg Capullo. I liked it better than his Spawn stuff. Much more simple and ironically, much better by using less lines and opening his work up.
Bro that kryptonite spit took it too far 😂😂😂 come on now that’s some next level plot armor
🤣 exactly. if and when all your contingency plans don't work turn to page plot armor for the ultimate backup
And they say Batman has no powers.
It was in the gum..he took out piece gum chewed it and turned the spit in mouth into what it became
I think that`s clever. Think about it superman has beaten red son and Kryptonite enemies before. just having kryptonite isn`t good enough, you need to be clever about it otherwise you will be insulting superman as a character.
Yea it's ridiculously dumb, I get that he doesn't expect the suit to work on superman so he has that in there as a last ditch effort... But why fucking gum lol. Like surely just a kryptonite gun or anything else, what are the chances you'll be within fucking spitting distance.
Batman used his contingency plans perfectly. 🎉
And that is the only reason he survived. Not discredit him or anything but to highlight how close of a call this was.
Nahh it’s loaded with plot armor for batsy
yeh fr his spit that was laced with kyptonian dust was a lil bs lmao@@Arcad1010
Batman's superpower is free time to do anything.
He lives in a world with things way too powerful.
Paranoia, endless money, dude has to have contingency upon contingency plans. Yeah, plot armor, sure. But make me an infinite money person in that universe and I'd already have red sun satellites taking out Supes as soon as he showed up. And they'd have been set to go off 10 years ago from that far away. Cause I'm Batman.
"Who wins in the fight? The answer is always the same."
Savage. 😂
Except Diana flying through the window and slamming Bruce's face into the ground would have absolutely killed him...
00:22 And Bruce is dead (Physiologically, He just a human) ... Broken neck, broken skull , extrem bleeding in or around the brain, brain damage and leaking of cerebrospinal fluid (CSF).
Kryptonite spit is actually insane
How often is he gonna be spitting at kryptonians to even think about something like that
@@icecreamwaffles1962Kryponite laced chewing gum. For your Kryptonian fighting needs.
Isn't kryptonite radioactive? Like the cancer causing kind?
@@flamelover1746it is
@@flamelover1746 yes but it needs to be prolonged use to get cancer.
I think the most effective way to beat the flash would be to paint a tunnel on the side of a mountain
Ah a solid JJ reference, I was looking for this
who would win :
-3 dudes with power and a wonder girl
-a rich orphan
a filthy rich orphan
@@flamelover1746 a ridiculously rich orphàn
A ridiculously filthy rich orphan
A rich orphan with backups
a disgustingly rich orphan with a butler
The cartoon network justice league show always get a rewatch every few years from me. I think it is time, Lex Luthor and Batman are the best thing to have happened to the DC universe. Its terrible that the cinematic representations never pan out properly, it needs the touch of a lover and a consumer of the general entertainment medium, not a major film maker; it also needs humble artists that are able to put the professionalism on.
No. Films usually dont have a story or action similar to cartoons. It makes everything seem "fake" like an episode of Power Rangers. Batman's plot armor works in cartoony or comic form.
With realism, the story is less believable and it comes as bad writing. In cartoon form, people wont question Batman beating the Justice League. With live action writers, this is bad writing since the realism forces everything to be taken seriously
Even Batman dodging Omega Beams in Justice League. That would look bad and not believable with real actors. Cartoons allow easy suspension of disbelief.
In live action movies, a stunt from Fast and the Furious can quickly be called bad writing or ridiculous, but it would be cool in a cartoon
@@sumnahlennon5449 No what? You didnt disagree with me once.
I think you didnt understand me properly, if you get a big director (like WB seems to be doing constantly) there is never going to be a coherent universe, there needs to be a single "mastermind" and investment in this case is more improtant than credentials.
That was my point.
0:20
No armor
pure concrete _shattered_
and only a drop of blood.
Actually Batman wear plot armor on that part and on the falling into the ocean part
Yeah, I don't know why his head didn't turn into chunky kool-aid
That was completely ridiculous.
Yep. Bad writing.
Batman found a magic artifact called "F*ck Around and Find Out"... Wonder Woman found out what it did.
To be fair if it didn't work she probably would have killed him.
Tbh Batman got lucky if that shit failed to work she would’ve killed him, let’s not get ahead of ourselves she would slaughter Batman in a 1v1 if plot armor was removed from both sides
@@vivaraulito no shit thats why hes a genius tactician, he knows he wouldnt beat many JL members it a strictly hand to hand fight. to take away his ability to form a plan is literally just nerfing batman as a character
@@reedy4519 I said remove his plot armor not his ability to form a plan 🤦🏽♂️ y’all just be saying random shut to start a fight with people y’all don’t even know for no reason like chill we know you ain’t that guy yo ass would get dropped in 5 seconds
I thought the person who planned this attack was The Batman Who Laughs.
Nope the joker actually trying to kill Batman
this comic is batmen endgame your thining the metal series
@@flyparnape Didn't they battle a few times though? Was it only in the metal series?
@Juugo211 i dont know what you mean if you meant batman who laughs technically yes since his entire story is the metal series some dont say metal but are definitely a part of it
“There’s no honor in a street fight” I like that line
Plot armor is thick with this one😂😂
0:22 Batman survived getting his face smashed into concrete hard enough to create a crater, I'd say it's really thick
@@frankdenweed6456 hahaha
So what’s the suit called?
“The plot armor.”
even batman resorts to asspulls to beat plotshields.
That last quote of batman was incredible, i actually expected him to say smth like that
This is the problem with multiple authors and different qualities in writers. This passes as a Batman circlejerk fanfiction
Justice league- “aaah… our only weakness…. plot armourrrrrr….!!!”
like superman hasn't reacted to a bullet at point blank range LMFAOO
They should call that suit “plot armor”
Did I just see a clip of Wonder Woman ramming Batman's head with no cowl on through concrete and he lived?
it's always Batman kicking the League's butt!!! LMAO!!! You gotta love the man!!!!😂👍
great answer by bruce at the end "nither of us" is such a big heart answer
Damn his armor's so thick and I'm not talking about his justice league buster...
0:21 Bottom left
Um, did WW just smash Bruce's unprotected head into concrete? With her strength? I think that's a fatality
When your super power is being rich you can buy the freaking suns.
When the plot armor is so strong even Batman knows its plot armor 💀
The Batman plot armor is stroooong
Batman with plot armor:
"The answer is always the same, neither of us" hurts.
Okay, using shrink tech to miniaturize and then weaponise red suns is fucking amazing, but isn't that too much even for Superman?
I mean jesus christ can't you depower him just with lamps that emulate a red sun?!? Dude should be fucking atomised by a punch that has actual red suns dotting the knuckles.
Red sun doesn't immediately drain his powers. It takes a very very long duration.
In some stories it doesn't drain his powers at all, it simply just doesn't grant him energy.
@@daenite2480basically exposure dulls his powers overtime, physical content probably weakens him faster
superman got partial immunity to all his weaknesses over time.
Well red-light prevents him from absorbing yellow light. Which means he just weakens over time. Even still the amount of money and resourced needed for such tech shows us batman is a white villain. He could create sustain no emission food with poison ivy. Nope. Billion dollars for red suns to slow super man not even defeat him
2:12
“The name’s Aquaman and I’ve got something to say-!”
“Dead. I’m not f-in’ with you.”
If Bruce were a gamer, he'd love the shit out of battle tactic games or tower defense 😂
What a badass
Batman plays Arkham Knight, "JASON!!!" Gets PTSD all over again from losing Jason Todd.
Fun fact Fenrir is feared by the Norse gods because of his sheer power & abilty to harm them.
Batman’s Plot armor in action because when three people who know how dangerous you are don’t snap your neck despite being faster than light or at the very least move too fast for even someone with 10 times the normal reflexes can achieve, it is because the authors or plot armor says so.
"supes snaps batman's neck. evil jl kills any other person in the world that might remotely pose a threat. the END in just 10 minutes. no more stories because realistically, noone can defeat those guys. ppl still trying to find logic in fictional characters."
see, how stupid you sound?
"But luckily, Batman had the exact specific thing he needed to counter their attacks."
Love how a dude with 0 powers shatters concrete with his face without a scratch on him.
Krytonite gum? 😂😂😂😂 Yeh, I’m sure he’s always chewing on some of that.
Very nice of them to take turns attacking him.
I think that hardening polymer was too much for Aquaman, I think he could've just flushed him down the toilet.
Who ever wrote this story, I hope they didn't break their wrists jacking Batman off this hard....
>sprays frictionless surface in front of flash
So in the winter he cant run on ice.
"What is he, a seasonal super hero?"
Lol!
Flash moves at 150,000 miles a second. FTL.
Batman sprays an entire street with slippery banana peel liquid faster than the flash can react.
Thats some FTL speed spray gun ya got there bat douche.
Ice has low friction. Frictionless is a whole other deal. But the Speed Force nullifies air resistance. So...?
It was my funny attempt at a reference
@@Tombud-ti7gn i thought it was funny 😊
@Tombud-ti7gn Sorry; I took it literally. It's amusing. But without a context or body language clues I missed it.
@0:42 You have to respect the level of fear on Bruce’s face. The Justice League is compromised. So, he knows who’s coming, eventually. Frank Miller 101 - when Heroes are fighting, it has to end in a draw.
Batman uses contingency plan "Plot Armor"
Honestly. Batman should have straight died when his face went through that concrete.
Batman: Has contingency plans to defeat the Justice League
Also Batman: Fails to have a contingency plan on The Joker
DC this is the 7th week in a row that you've shown Batman beating the Justice League in class
DC spent the past 40 years making all of their heroes look like complete jobbers whenever Batman is around, then wonder why nobody buys any of their books that aren't about Batman.
"We would never do this" said superman minutes before getting mind controlled by the joker
Spiderman gets eternal suffering
Batman gets ✨ *PLOT ARMOR* ✨
I like this one, the contingency plans worked out in a less than convoluted way and the suit housed it all, as a way better suit than Bruce used against Superman when Bruse was over the hill and Green Arrow was near by.
If the suit works this good then why aren't the people who are actually smarter and better inventors making much better suits.
@@Ahglock You say that like Bruce has low grade inventors just because they're not bent on bad deeds with the tech.
@@justinmcdonald2072 I'm sure he has good ones but they aren't lex luthor either.
@@Ahglock Both billionaires yet in this case it's a minor detail.
Kryptonite gum is the stupidest contingency plan ever.
Superman: “Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off what are you?”
“I’m Batman.”
This is Solid JJ's prep time video in comic form.
LITERAL plot armor. The perfect plan.
@MiddestEdits Batman shouldn't be Ironman. This is just bad writing, if you can't find a way for Batman to beat the Justice League without giving him a Ironman like suit, then you need to rethink your story.
Your examples you used to justify Batman having this ridiculous suit of armor is way off base. Ironman using an advance suit of armor to neutralize people is his entire gimmick. Batman is a highly skilled martial artist who uses some tech and good planning to support himself. Power suits are out of character for Batman, it's gratuitous and lazy writing. So this certainly is not an example of "good fictional story telling."
@MiddestEdits I'm not a DC writer, maybe they shouldn't have written the scenario of Batman going against the Justice League if there is no reasonable way for him to protect himself 🤔
@@potatoweaver4116using that logic they shouldn't have buffed all of the justice league to ridiculous amounts of power to make the comics more exciting and just kept them weak. It's so weird to me that people are perfectly fine with every other hero getting buffed to do shit they couldn't before but if it's batman nah its plot armor. They all have plot armor lol.
@@GodsDissapointmentthe problem is that he is normal human in case of other characters who are meta-humans. Another problem is that when all other members go rogue why they attack him one at a time not at once, it simple feels like too much of plot armor. Also prep time is bullshit that feels like a small excuse why he win every time, also also it make him too perfect tothe point of breaking his characters, for example why he has problems with Joker if he can beat kryptonian, demigod, speadster and king of Atlanta at once.
@@GodsDissapointment what are you on? Literally my only point was that Batman having a power suit is dumb and it is.
Now about Batman having plot armor I do have my thoughts. Batman does have way more plot armor than any other character. We aren't denying that every super hero has plot armor because they do. However Batman has too much plot armor to the point of being ridiculous. He's doing things and surviving things he has no right too for what his character is.. It's comes off as a looney tunes episode sometimes and I can't take Batman stories like this seriously.
Don't get me wrong I love Batman but we should be critical of stories like this that misrepresent his character rather than acting like brain dead fan boys and saying "wow Batman stronk, he beat justice league all at once!"
I've heard some people suggest Batman's contingency plans against his friends and teammates is a betrayal. But, given the risk of what they could ALL so easily become... how could any of them be so reckless as to NOT plan for the worst case scenario?
for me its not the fact that he has the contingency plans (though the virus in Cyborg from the day he met cyborg in Injustice was fucked)
Its
1) The fact that he never mentioned it until after his contingency plans were stolen by an enemy
2) the fact that up until recently his contingency for himself was the group of people he had a plan to take down.
some may make an argument against point 1.
But i'd argue that Batman doesn't have to state WHAT his plans are, just that he has them and he suggests other members of the league make some as well.
And I love that Batman's contingency plan for himself going rogue, is the Justice League.
@@fairystail11. The fact that they were upset he didn't tell them means they hadn't even though about it, which gives batman an edge since they won't be expecting it, giving up the element of surprise by letting them know he has a plan for each of them is just dumb imo and reduces the chance of any of his plans working.
2. His plans are to incapacitate them individually, if they work together and attack all at once they'll steamroll him.
@@UnknownGamer40464 let's do reverse order cause why not.
2: and an evil Batman should not be a stupid batman. He should be smart enough to go 'hmmm maybe i shouldnt announce im evil and maybe i shouldnt charge them all at once'
1: so only Batman should have plans then? Sorry Wonder Woman. Maybe you would have had a plan if someone suggested it but now Batman and Supes are evil so... get fucked I guess?
While I do think the Justice League is definitely a major part of Batman’s contingency for himself, they’re not the main contingency. That title goes to the Bat-Family, especially Alfred and the Robins. Alfred would be the best chance to use Batman’s emotions to try and reason with him to stop what’s happening. The Robins are easily the best choices if they need to physically attack Batman and counter his weapons, gadgets, and strategies. Batman has trained them so if the time ever comes, they can succeed him. I’d say if Batman has faith that they can become him, then they’re the ones who best know him, y’know?
Superman with no hangups kills Batman from space before Batman even knows he's been attacked.
You people who write this stuff have no imagination or flair for the dramatic. Neither do you have any idea how psychology works. Nobody is going to think this sh-t at the start.
Stronger doesen't mean better. Can we stop with this shitty metric allready?
Ah yes, Batman's two greatest weapons:
1. Alfred
2. Fanboy writers
Batman: Vulnerable mortal using stealth and tactics to efficiently achieve his victory, his mental and physical health deteriating as he tries to save a city that can't be saved.
Batman around JL: The kid playing superhero who says 'Nuh uh that wouldn't work cause I have X that cancels your power'
All I'm hearing and seeing is "PLOT ARMOR, PLOT ARMOR, AND MORE PLOT ARMOR".
Also, Bruce invested a significant amount of his wealth into plot armor... Because WTF
Damn really goes to show how Wonder Woman doesnt have much weakness. Only way he could think to defeat her is to "play dead"
If only batman spent all that brain and money in safeguarding Arkham prison...
When plot armor is a character
This is not Batman.
This is Batgod.
PLOT ARMOR IS CRAZY 🤣
plot armors a hell of a thing
At this point, Batman is a Mary Sue.
"Batman's spit contains Kryptonite" Right. Okay.
Batman humbles JL? More like Batman humbles the Flash and Aquaman and barely survives the rest.
Well deceiving the worrier of truth is humbling to the ego when she figure it out.
@@scottpeltier3977 I mean, she's a sitting duck while in a trance, so technically she was humbled
He only bare,y survived Superman which makes sense
I mean he barely survived Superman but he did make quick work of the rest. Especially Aquaman.
He humbled Wonder Woman as well. Put her in a hypnosis
This is like the whole class fantasy fighting on the playground until they all just give up and go do something else because "that one kid" keeps asspulling more and more ridiculous things.
"Oh yeah, well I put on a giant invincible suit of armor to defeat you!"
"You stab through my armor and kill me...b-but you defeating me is actually just an illusion created by my suit!"
"But then it turns out my suit actually has plasma shields that deflect your planet-destroying laser vision!"
"But even with my suit gone, it turns out my spit is actually laced with power-draining dust that makes you really weak and stuff!"
I honestly think the Justice League monitors Bruces mental health and whenever they think he's getting too depressed from being a man with no powers in a bat costume who can't even keep a fucking literal clown in check surrounded by demi-gods who routinely fight existential threats capable of ending time and space themselves or starts getting buyers remorse about all the billions he spends on dumb contingency plans that would never work, they all agree to pretend to go rogue, and intentionally lose so that Batman feels better about himself. It's like having a professional gamer intentionally lose when he plays his kid brother.
Bro how could bruce survive getting his face completely pounded on the pavement 💀
Bruce died as a child, he was Batman ever since, and Batman is a symbol, can't kill or a symbol.
Batman doesn’t need prep time.
He’s always prepared.
Yeah nah there is no "casually making computers faster than the flash" The writers need to stop trying to make batman stronger than he is. He's not beating someone who can think faster than light
DC be glazing Batman too much to where he suffers the Mary Sue syndrome massively
Actually, what really happened is that Bruce instantly died the moment Diana landed a single surprise attack on him
And the rest is his personal heaven where his fanfic of him surviving the league is played out as he’s constantly in denial
Batman has a contingency plan for each member of the Justice League, including himself.
But he's also Batman after all, so he must have prepared a plan against his contingency plan, and a contingency plan against his anti-contingency plan.
So, the real contingency plan for Batman would be to trap him in the contingency plan creation neverending loop, so he's too busy to do anything else.
This under-appreciated joke doesn't deserve to be buried.
The same batman later: "Cmon guys, I can still save the joker!!" 🥺🥺
“With enough preparat-“
I like Batman, but the amount of inexplicable asspull in his writing in current era comics is unreal.
All of the characters have this. Superman got ridiculously bs powers because of asspull in the first place. Speed Force is absolute bs that never existed in the beginning and they made it up to make Flash more than just some really fast guy. Then they let him traverse time itself, because why the f not? Even if the logic is utter nonsense. You cannot go back to something that no longer exists, the energy is spent, it's no longer there to return to. Back to Supes, he literally has one weakness and any time it's brought up, people b-tch about "omg plot armor!" Aquaman is... well, nobody really cares about him.
You have exactly one guy in the JL who isn't some superpowered person and y'all complain when in HIS comic, he actually has ways to fight those superpowered people? Especially when it's been known for years that he has plans to fight them in a worst case scenario? In that case, nobody can ever write a story about this scenario that will satisfy you people, because you'll always project your, "Nuh-uh! (X) can do (Y) so..."
Don't even get me started how they basically removed any potential weaknesses from Diana.
@@Maniacman2030lol, yeah, ppl forget than these guys are not real. "inexplicable asspull" is basically the name of any character here. go figure...
@@Maniacman2030superman or any other super characters can be ignored, because they are already capable of the unimaginable, but vatman is still human, he shouldn't be able to beat any of them no matter what...at least not without help from other super powered beings.
@@Maniacman2030 Batman is a human, and has human limitations. Humans don't survive getting pancaked into the cement by demigods. I'm complaining because it's *lazy writing*.
@@Maniacman2030 Also, why be so upset with me about Batman being the only one without super powers in the JL? Maybe it means that this story shouldn't have been told(at least not told in this way).
Batman doesn't have to win every fight he's ever been in you know.
Wtf?!? Bruce got speed blitzed by Wonder Woman, slammed face first into the ground, dropped into a fucking tree and fell into the ground, and shook all that off even after what seems like he was still in recovery from a previous battle…is Bruce a meta now or on some body-enhancement drugs like in Injustice?
He had literal plot armor. 😅
"humbles" cause it isnt like they are of their right mind at the moment to know they are being humbled.