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Green Goblin: "Well, there goes my standards." Doc Ock: "Wait, but his tissue samples say..." Kraven: "I KNEW IT, he's Wakandan!" Mysterio: "I...guess that levels down the potential suspects..." Carnage: *"WELL I DON'T GIVE A @#$%!"*
Miles Morales: It’s because I’m black. Jameson: Ha! I’m not falling for that again!!! Miles Morales reveals himself up to his mouth… Miles: You sure about that? Jameson starts sweating profusely…
Half Black, Half Latino...BLM and LGBTQ+ supporter. Things getting real up in here if Miles plays the politics card...But honestly I don't think Miles would ever play that card he'd rather just zap people.
@@sharondareese507 In ATSV in Miles's reality JJJ is on the news talking about how Miles is worse than Peter. (Someone had to be funding and operating the Spider-Slayer as well). In Insomniac he complains and belittles both Spider-Men equally. I don't believe he's ever personally gone after Miles in other media...He's a simp for the OG Spidey mainly. Could be wrong.
With how much JJ hires known criminals and evil geniuses it's crazy to me how he's not in jail. He literally hires Smythe to make the spider slayers to kill Spider-man and they cause so much damage to the city and what he did to Scorpion. It would be nice to see him get his comeuppance.
Because of plot. Legal systems are a joke in comics otherwise they definitely would've been executed for terrorism human experimation and other crimes against humanity just to make the good guys seem competent. But shield is definitely the mostly realistic government would definitely recruit mutants and use them as covert agent or someone. But yeah.
He could have just told his lawyer "Dont include the photographer in this. He was just doing his job taking pictures" and continued to sue the crap out of good ol JJJ
No he wasn't and that was the problem. As Pug pointed out, Peter faked pictures(or at least pretended to fake them in order to protect his identity), so whether he liked it or not, he was accomplice to that. If he revelead in that court that HE IS SPIDER-MAN, it would be different, but if he wanted to protect his secret, Peter had to take some blame. Not to mention that it would be hella suspicious if Spidey specifically said "leave Parker out of it". Some of his enemies are not dumb as a bag of bricks(Scorpion is) and this was public trial as far as i understood it. Someone could make connection beween spidey and Peter and go on hunt for him or his family/friends just to lure Spiderman out. And after this settlement, noone would suspect that Peter is Spiderman or somehow connected to him cause he was "punished" just like Jameson.
Wouldn't work. a plaintiff has NO control over who his lawyer calls as a witness... plus his lawyer KNEW Parker had falsified photos. so he was complicit.
@@corjonbett he 100% has control over it, it’s a civil case. His lawyer works for him. They could call him as a witness and not include him in the lawsuit. They are going after Jonah not Peter.
Spiderman can't just get a total win now can he. Shouldn't spiderman choose not to prosecute peter parker? Or make an argument that he's not really in control of what his pictures are used for?
It's just the writers way of luring the fans by teasing exactly what everything wanted but then pulling the plug at the last second giving us blueballs because otherwise they'd have to stick with the consequences by either finish JJJ as a side charecter or make some major changes to the character but they don't wanna change his dynamic in the story. They wanna keep that Tom and Jerry dynamic between Peter and JJJ
The writers do change the narrative of the story. JJJ does find out Spider-Man’s identity and helps him with his crime fighting; starting with a large raise in his wages.
@@sarahvontettenborn121 I am glad that Marvel seems to finally be dropping it. Much as I love JJJ's rants, it's past time his character evolved, because we have seen his better bits over the years.
Honestly what Peter should have done would have been to tell his lawyers he doesn’t wants to prosecute Peter Parker (or just reveal Peter is his secret identity)
That’s one bad lawyer that bring another party into a lawsuit without informing or speaking with their client, cost him the case unknowingly, back to the mail room with him!
I’m more surprised that he thought Peter was worth going after. I don’t recall millions being available to get out Peter Parker. That’s like drying to wring out a dry Sponge. You might be able to make the case it was to set president for any future fake photographers, but still really doesn’t add much to your payout.
Peter wasn't a third party. He was evidence to show that Jameson had used falsified photos as part of his rants and defamation. Sadly, that also meant SPidey had to drop the case. Legally speaking, he never had a right TO a case, if Parker being huim was publicly known
One thing I love about the it’s because I’m black joke is that people aren’t entirely sure what Spider-Man looks like underneath the mask because anyone could be under the mask like there’s 2 other spider-men who took the mask when Peter was gone. Miles, Spider-Man #2, for instance is mixed, but people in universe think he’s Latino, and I think he keeps it that way because there’s already enough well known black super heroes in marvel. And there’s Yu Onomae the fake red Spider-Man who is Asian American, when Peter went missing Yu found the costume and became Spider-Man for a short while without any powers, and people thought he was the original, but out there in the multiverse set in modern day their was a asian Spider-Man in New York. Stan Lee didn’t realize on what he had done with Spider-Man. Making his costume fully covered Stan realized beneath the suit he could be anyone
Stan Lee actually has said in interviews that he enjoyed the idea that Spider-Man could be anyone under the mask, and he was also very open to the idea of multiple Spider-Men of different colors and genders. He saw it as an opportunity for all kids to see themselves slinging webs.
@@octaviusroosevelt7355Eric July has proven that’s not true. Dude knows his comics considering he had been going to his local comic shop every week for most of his entire life dropping hundreds of dollars each week. It’s the same situation pushed with how people claim the X-Men is an analogy for the civicl rights movement, not according to Stan Lee though, that’s what people who don’t know the whole facts behind the creation of characters in marvel claim, Lee said they could not come up with a unique origin of how each of the X-Men got their powers, so they came up with the idea of the X-Gene being where mutants’ powers came from. It’s been co opted by these “modern audience” people who don’t know the true story of how the characters were created and reasons why there were things in comics, many times it’s a creative decision to make the story better and not convoluted. Lee also said Peter Parker will always be straight and white and will never be truly known by any other hero identity and will always be truly known as Spider-Man in his heroics. Those same “modern audience” people hate that statement from Lee and the statement was involved when Rick Riordan casted a black actress as Annabeth when in the books she’s described in plain as day words by Percy when they first meet as looking like a stereotypical tanned California surfer girl with curly honey blonde hair like a princess and with stormy gray eyes.
This comic Is almost a complete juxtaposition of when Spider-Man had Daredevil as a lawyer, since there he acts as serious as possible and Daredevil manages to solve things without the end result needing to be Spidey revealing his identity.
To be fair Spidey would've taken the win against Jonah in court, but only so long as Pug didn't bring down Peter Parker. I half expected Peter to take off his mask to show Pug that he wouldn't allow Parker dragged down with Jameson. Pug would've been super embarrassed that he was attacking Spider-Man's secret identity.
No, Pug would have BLASTED Spidey for having now made the case a total mistrial. Since Spidey officially agreed to defame himself, he had no legal leg to stand on, and Pug woulda likely been disbarred for it. Spidey took the only out available.
@@corjonbett it's Pug's fault for not communicating with his client. It is the attorney's responsibility to talk his client theough their legal strategy. How Peter got dragged into this without Spiderman knowing is a failure on Pug's part as Spiderman's legal representation.
the best reason why this is great/funny is because of the exchange J.J. and Peter have in 2002 Spider-Man where Peter accuses J.J. of slander and says "NO IT'S NOT. I RESNET THAT!" and then calmly as if explaining a misunderstanding he continues "Slander is spoken; in Print, it's Libel." Then he goes back into PURE J.J. mode and goes "what are you, his Lawyer?? Let him sue; get rich like very other American!" Well J.J. You provoked it. lol.
Poor Peter. The things he does to protect his secret identity. I wonder how movie Jameson would react to knowing there's a reality where Spidey went along with the lawsuit idea.
The "because I'm black." line would've been so hilarious if Miles Morales was in this story. But this was during the Dan Slott run on She-Hulk, so I know this takes place in the 2000's. In fact, I don't think Jonah hates Miles at all nor has had any direct or indirect interactions with him.
0:54... look at that frame... a giant spider robot! :> not only was the 'spider-buggy' mentioned but the Japanese live action 'Power Rangers style' TV show they did years n years ago... hah! :D
I've never liked how the story ended. Felt like a bad cop out. It would have been great to see Jameson lose. Even better if somewhere in the background at the end there's a news broadcast about Scorpion taking Jameson to court. It's not like the writers would have had to worry about Spidey getting rich, MJ already convinced Spidey to donate to charity. And they could have had Jonah settle out of court for an amount that would not have broken the Bugle.
2:21 "I don't recall." "Ms. Brant, may I remind you you're under oath, and have a photographic memory." "Fine, he told me to pin it on spider-man." GIRL, you don't have to testify against yourself, and you have a right to remain silent, use it!
It's funny because he could abuse this to find how he actually looks like by claiming he never saw spider man under the mask, since he has no proof that Jameson ever saw his skin color, thus, nullifying the whole initial argument to begin with.
It's very out of character for Johanna to not Snap in rage regarding Spiderman's joke that he would be racist, seeing that Johan consistently has been very anti-racism in the comics for years.
What if Jonah Jameson gets fired from his job for all the lies he puts in the newspapers about Spider-Man and then he becomes a super villain after having a nervous breakdown because he got mad that he loses his job so imagine he loses his job. He gets arrested for his crimes. He committed lying about Spider-Man in the newspaper, so that’s why he got fired. He escapes jail becomes a super villain, and Spider-Man has to stop him and imagine Jonah Jameson became the hub goblin or became a lizard man to go after Spider-Man blaming Spider-Man for ruining his life when he ruined his own life
That ending is BS. Peter only took pictures, Jameson that lied. Marvel writers do really hate spiderman, he can't have a single victory, he always have to get screwed some way.
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Spider-Man could sue Jameson for years of defamation and for false accusing as a terrorist and a traitor to the human race
😮
😮 I agree with you 💯
Oh yeah and sending assassins after him
Yeah. that’s what he did.
Not necessarily. If Spiderman is a public enough figure, then it would be almost impossible for a suit to go through.
The "because I'm black" line made me spit out my coffee at work.
Boss is pissed, worth it though
I'm still laughing
She-hulk was done so dirty with her show
JJJ - “Prove it, take off a glove.”
Spider-Man - “Okay”
(Gets Miles to stand in that day with a voice changer)
Green Goblin: "Well, there goes my standards."
Doc Ock: "Wait, but his tissue samples say..."
Kraven: "I KNEW IT, he's Wakandan!"
Mysterio: "I...guess that levels down the potential suspects..."
Carnage: *"WELL I DON'T GIVE A @#$%!"*
@@w1ndgeneral226 carnage: they all taste the same
The ending is PERFECT! Not only does Parker get off easy, he is right next to Jonah, watching him suffer, all day!
All while he is probably having fun doing it anyways.
I still find it funny how he almost got taken put by his own Lawsuit though lmao.
Not really. If he were black his suit would also be black to make sure everyone knew.
@@Doctor_Glados what
@@Doctor_Glados by that logic spiderman should have a white colored suit
Miles Morales: It’s because I’m black.
Jameson: Ha! I’m not falling for that again!!!
Miles Morales reveals himself up to his mouth…
Miles: You sure about that?
Jameson starts sweating profusely…
Half Black, Half Latino...BLM and LGBTQ+ supporter. Things getting real up in here if Miles plays the politics card...But honestly I don't think Miles would ever play that card he'd rather just zap people.
Has Jonah ever gone after Miles?
@@sharondareese507 In ATSV in Miles's reality JJJ is on the news talking about how Miles is worse than Peter. (Someone had to be funding and operating the Spider-Slayer as well).
In Insomniac he complains and belittles both Spider-Men equally.
I don't believe he's ever personally gone after Miles in other media...He's a simp for the OG Spidey mainly. Could be wrong.
@@flamesofchaos13 ATSV JJJ is unhinged for that.
@@flamesofchaos13the only spider-superhero he’s praised was silk
The Black joke is kinda meta because under the mask, Spider-Man could be anyone.
@@valorzinski7423 Yes, we all know about Miles.
@@DigitalWraithand Hobie
@@valorzinski7423 Spidet man?!?!?!?
Well as someone else probably said, this message died when Miles Appeared.
@@DronesOverTheMoon What about Miguel? Did the joke die then?
0:23 I love his quips there. "Electro for assault _with_ a battery! Venom for copyright infringement, and Doc Oc for sexual harassment!"
The Doc Ock one is wild
@@dankarma3674i'm not a big comic guy, so why did he want to charge doc oc for sexual harassement ?
@@olivierst-martin5383 Tentacle Grape Hen Tie
I think Doc Ock is more in line for breaking and entering. (You know because he stole Peter's body)
@@ChrisTownsend98Wouldn't identity theft work better?
"Because I'm black" I actually laughed out loud at that.
We all did. That was too funny, I never would've guessed Parker would go there. I just hope that court session was being filmed on live TV. 😂
With how much JJ hires known criminals and evil geniuses it's crazy to me how he's not in jail. He literally hires Smythe to make the spider slayers to kill Spider-man and they cause so much damage to the city and what he did to Scorpion. It would be nice to see him get his comeuppance.
Snitches get stitches
@@youtubestudiosucks978well that turn dark in a real hurry. 😐
Because of plot. Legal systems are a joke in comics otherwise they definitely would've been executed for terrorism human experimation and other crimes against humanity just to make the good guys seem competent. But shield is definitely the mostly realistic government would definitely recruit mutants and use them as covert agent or someone. But yeah.
Trump sexually assaults women and is still running for president.
All you have to do in america is be a rich white man.
And Yet, Jameson Still Has The AUDACITY To Still Be Calling Spider-Man An Criminal and An Menace. Fucking Hypocrite 🤦♂️
I think it's hilarious that Spider-Man used the race card against Jameson, and it nearly worked. 🤣 🎉
He should have said he was trans too. He would have won that case easy.
@@caprice28and gay can never go wrong with that
Imagine if Miles Morales tries that on JJJ and he falls for it.
@@dtxfalcontrans + gay is just straight with extra steps… so he’s hardly lying LMAO
@@cunnymanOk but what if a man undergoes surgery to become female but still identifies as a man and likes women?
5:51 I love that pose Spider-Man is in. That’s literally every 5 year old in time out
"This is bullshit! You can't ground *Spider-Man*!"
I feel like Peter still somehow got one of the best deals of his life, in having Jonah wear a chicken costume outside of the Bugel.
And see it from front row as spider man without him even realizing it xD
He did do that in the comics
He could have just told his lawyer "Dont include the photographer in this. He was just doing his job taking pictures" and continued to sue the crap out of good ol JJJ
No he wasn't and that was the problem. As Pug pointed out, Peter faked pictures(or at least pretended to fake them in order to protect his identity), so whether he liked it or not, he was accomplice to that. If he revelead in that court that HE IS SPIDER-MAN, it would be different, but if he wanted to protect his secret, Peter had to take some blame.
Not to mention that it would be hella suspicious if Spidey specifically said "leave Parker out of it". Some of his enemies are not dumb as a bag of bricks(Scorpion is) and this was public trial as far as i understood it. Someone could make connection beween spidey and Peter and go on hunt for him or his family/friends just to lure Spiderman out.
And after this settlement, noone would suspect that Peter is Spiderman or somehow connected to him cause he was "punished" just like Jameson.
Wouldn't work. a plaintiff has NO control over who his lawyer calls as a witness... plus his lawyer KNEW Parker had falsified photos. so he was complicit.
@@corjonbett he 100% has control over it, it’s a civil case. His lawyer works for him. They could call him as a witness and not include him in the lawsuit. They are going after Jonah not Peter.
Yeah but the writers can't ever let Peter's life get better, so he had to not win the case *somehow*
Just say "I dont want anyone else involved", yeah you can do that and its not suspicious.
Spiderman can't just get a total win now can he. Shouldn't spiderman choose not to prosecute peter parker? Or make an argument that he's not really in control of what his pictures are used for?
It's just the writers way of luring the fans by teasing exactly what everything wanted but then pulling the plug at the last second giving us blueballs because otherwise they'd have to stick with the consequences by either finish JJJ as a side charecter or make some major changes to the character but they don't wanna change his dynamic in the story. They wanna keep that Tom and Jerry dynamic between Peter and JJJ
The writers do change the narrative of the story. JJJ does find out Spider-Man’s identity and helps him with his crime fighting; starting with a large raise in his wages.
@@piyushgyl97isn’t Parker a freelance photographer though?
Surely he doesn’t count as an employee
@@sarahvontettenborn121 I am glad that Marvel seems to finally be dropping it. Much as I love JJJ's rants, it's past time his character evolved, because we have seen his better bits over the years.
@@piyushgyl97 It's not that deep. It's a comedy story.
The venom for copyright infringement joke is my favorite here
Mine is “Doc Ock for sexual harassment”
Honestly what Peter should have done would have been to tell his lawyers he doesn’t wants to prosecute Peter Parker (or just reveal Peter is his secret identity)
Yeah exactly! He should have told the lawyer that none of Jameson's employees deserve to suffer for wotking for him.
Peter's probably okay with doing this and he gets to watch Jonah suffer up close
Most likely doesn't want to reveal his identity but it'd be suspicious
Well that second thing sure ain’t happening.
"Hey pug, so peter is actually a good friend of mine and I'd appreciate it if you didn't include him in this"
5:59 HOLY JESUS!! Look at Spiderman's finger!
MJ's favorite finger
That’s one bad lawyer that bring another party into a lawsuit without informing or speaking with their client, cost him the case unknowingly, back to the mail room with him!
exactly and spiderman even tell pepole who dont know hes peter that him and petter are friends because he makes his suits and stuff
I’m more surprised that he thought Peter was worth going after. I don’t recall millions being available to get out Peter Parker. That’s like drying to wring out a dry Sponge.
You might be able to make the case it was to set president for any future fake photographers, but still really doesn’t add much to your payout.
Peter wasn't a third party. He was evidence to show that Jameson had used falsified photos as part of his rants and defamation. Sadly, that also meant SPidey had to drop the case. Legally speaking, he never had a right TO a case, if Parker being huim was publicly known
One thing I love about the it’s because I’m black joke is that people aren’t entirely sure what Spider-Man looks like underneath the mask because anyone could be under the mask like there’s 2 other spider-men who took the mask when Peter was gone. Miles, Spider-Man #2, for instance is mixed, but people in universe think he’s Latino, and I think he keeps it that way because there’s already enough well known black super heroes in marvel. And there’s Yu Onomae the fake red Spider-Man who is Asian American, when Peter went missing Yu found the costume and became Spider-Man for a short while without any powers, and people thought he was the original, but out there in the multiverse set in modern day their was a asian Spider-Man in New York. Stan Lee didn’t realize on what he had done with Spider-Man. Making his costume fully covered Stan realized beneath the suit he could be anyone
Stan Lee actually has said in interviews that he enjoyed the idea that Spider-Man could be anyone under the mask, and he was also very open to the idea of multiple Spider-Men of different colors and genders. He saw it as an opportunity for all kids to see themselves slinging webs.
@@octaviusroosevelt7355Eric July has proven that’s not true. Dude knows his comics considering he had been going to his local comic shop every week for most of his entire life dropping hundreds of dollars each week. It’s the same situation pushed with how people claim the X-Men is an analogy for the civicl rights movement, not according to Stan Lee though, that’s what people who don’t know the whole facts behind the creation of characters in marvel claim, Lee said they could not come up with a unique origin of how each of the X-Men got their powers, so they came up with the idea of the X-Gene being where mutants’ powers came from. It’s been co opted by these “modern audience” people who don’t know the true story of how the characters were created and reasons why there were things in comics, many times it’s a creative decision to make the story better and not convoluted. Lee also said Peter Parker will always be straight and white and will never be truly known by any other hero identity and will always be truly known as Spider-Man in his heroics. Those same “modern audience” people hate that statement from Lee and the statement was involved when Rick Riordan casted a black actress as Annabeth when in the books she’s described in plain as day words by Percy when they first meet as looking like a stereotypical tanned California surfer girl with curly honey blonde hair like a princess and with stormy gray eyes.
3:16 tbf anyone can wear the mask
We can wear the mask
That the point of miles and spider Gwen and silk
Well, voice can kinda give it a way
@@chimera9818the point of everyone that isn’t Peter
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask though
This comic Is almost a complete juxtaposition of when Spider-Man had Daredevil as a lawyer, since there he acts as serious as possible and Daredevil manages to solve things without the end result needing to be Spidey revealing his identity.
"Actually, I can't fly"
To be fair Spidey would've taken the win against Jonah in court, but only so long as Pug didn't bring down Peter Parker. I half expected Peter to take off his mask to show Pug that he wouldn't allow Parker dragged down with Jameson. Pug would've been super embarrassed that he was attacking Spider-Man's secret identity.
No, Pug would have BLASTED Spidey for having now made the case a total mistrial. Since Spidey officially agreed to defame himself, he had no legal leg to stand on, and Pug woulda likely been disbarred for it. Spidey took the only out available.
@@corjonbett it's Pug's fault for not communicating with his client. It is the attorney's responsibility to talk his client theough their legal strategy. How Peter got dragged into this without Spiderman knowing is a failure on Pug's part as Spiderman's legal representation.
That black line is really gonna come back to bite Jameson in the ass if Parker ever dies and Miles dons the suit
Nero
Peter doesn't even need to die for that, like in the Insomniac game universe.
This version of She Hulk is really cute.
Strong without looking insanely masculine in the face
Spider-Man already won after web slinging underneath She-Hulk WHILE knocking out Scorpion lol.
He saw something
4:43 blud thinks he slick
he saw that green window
TLDW: Spider-Man sues J Jonah Jameson and manages to win a lawsuit against himself
Chicken suit really got me 😂😂❤❤
Suing Electro for assault with a battery was also a good pun 🤣
the ending is hilarious! and quite the nod to every pyrrhic victory Peter/Spidey has 'won' since 1962.
i wish that and hope that She-Hulk, the Disney Plus show, has an ep about this or have Spider-Man guest star. Too much money, but it would be dope.
Nah spider man really roasted her art by saying he has seen better art under fridge magnets 😂
1:57 Donald from Invincible! What are you doing here?
spider man took the chance to fly under only to see it for half second
I love the expression drawn on the lawyer looking at JJ: "Seriously JJ after all these years?!"
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AYYYY SPIDERMAN YOU SMOOOTH WITH IT 4:44
the best reason why this is great/funny is because of the exchange J.J. and Peter have in 2002 Spider-Man where Peter accuses J.J. of slander and says "NO IT'S NOT. I RESNET THAT!" and then calmly as if explaining a misunderstanding he continues "Slander is spoken; in Print, it's Libel." Then he goes back into PURE J.J. mode and goes "what are you, his Lawyer?? Let him sue; get rich like very other American!" Well J.J. You provoked it. lol.
LMFAO 😂 Spidey to Jonah...so you want me to be a thug bout it ok Jonah I'll keep it real 🤣🤣
4:44 No one gonna talk about how Spidey swung between She-Hulk's legs? Lucky bastard.
This! This is what She-Hulk should have been about a strong kind woman protecting our Heroes legally in court.
Poor Peter. The things he does to protect his secret identity. I wonder how movie Jameson would react to knowing there's a reality where Spidey went along with the lawsuit idea.
The "because I'm black." line would've been so hilarious if Miles Morales was in this story. But this was during the Dan Slott run on She-Hulk, so I know this takes place in the 2000's. In fact, I don't think Jonah hates Miles at all nor has had any direct or indirect interactions with him.
I noticed spider-man looked up she hulk’s dress
not the first time it happened
THAT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HIM, ITS NOT FAIR !!!
Time stamp?
@@spdrdrip2887 4:39
What does Spidey have that I don’t?
Spider-Man literally used the system against the system
I think my favorite part of this is the casual metahumans with normal jobs.
So moral of the story is....karma. Use your power to protect, not to hurt.
0:54... look at that frame... a giant spider robot! :> not only was the 'spider-buggy' mentioned but the Japanese live action 'Power Rangers style' TV show they did years n years ago... hah! :D
the mcu wont be complete until dr strange wears his yellow gloves all the time and peter has the spider buggy for no reason at all
instead of taking him for 300mil - he went for Public Humiliation lol
I've never liked how the story ended. Felt like a bad cop out. It would have been great to see Jameson lose. Even better if somewhere in the background at the end there's a news broadcast about Scorpion taking Jameson to court.
It's not like the writers would have had to worry about Spidey getting rich, MJ already convinced Spidey to donate to charity. And they could have had Jonah settle out of court for an amount that would not have broken the Bugle.
I personally more enjoyed when Captain America went up to JJJ in the Daily Bugle after a front page of Spidey being a member of AIM
Lmao Parker easily could have said it was under financial duress that he had to take inflammatory photos
2:34 “Another witness from the Daily Bugle”
Oh, you did NOT just diss Robbie Robertson like that.
The fact even the attorney was laughing at the joke XD
4:42 spidey got a good look at that hulkuusy
I love that Spidey doesn't explain why he'd make a settlement over 3 million bucks 😂
4:41 my boy Spiderman sneaking a peek 😅
Stole my comment
0:53 He's debating getting Leopardon and being Toei Spiderman-Man lol
2:21 "I don't recall." "Ms. Brant, may I remind you you're under oath, and have a photographic memory." "Fine, he told me to pin it on spider-man."
GIRL, you don't have to testify against yourself, and you have a right to remain silent, use it!
It's funny because he could abuse this to find how he actually looks like by claiming he never saw spider man under the mask, since he has no proof that Jameson ever saw his skin color, thus, nullifying the whole initial argument to begin with.
It's very out of character for Johanna to not Snap in rage regarding Spiderman's joke that he would be racist, seeing that Johan consistently has been very anti-racism in the comics for years.
He could come to a settlement where Peter is exempted
3:36 yo poor Peter having to hear about the death of Gwen again and her father man. :(
I love that janky spider signal
yeah really, scorpion, mysterio and spider slayer are all villains because of j jonah jameson
I love how spidey slides under she hulks dress, I wonder if they dated in the comics?
I know she hulk has a bit of a reputation
He's dated all kinds of women or at least gone on dates with them like that one time with ms.marvel
3:18 i just love the lawyer's face
Also, J. Jonah Jameson REALLY deserves Batman. Trust me; Jameson would know his place, and play the role of a PROPER background unknown, lol. 🤣🤣🤣
Excepting Punishment, so you can have a front row seat, to watch your enemy suffering.
HUGE black dude here, I LOVE the its because I'm black joke. Did NOT expect his response to be so funny; even though I know; its Spiderman. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:40 spidey swinging under she hulks dress to kick scorpion got me, you know he snuck a peek up there for sure, look at her face though
Ah yes, Smith and his Spider Slayers...
Oh hell yeah Spider-Man gonna win that defination
Lmao I have never clicked so fast when I saw this Title. 😂😂😂
I love how when Spiderman says the “because I’m black” joke, everyone looks at Jonah with absolute disdain. Even the people in the background.
5:55 Wow! That is a long finger.
I don't know why, but She-Hulk looks adorable in that first panel where she's holding up her homemade Spider-Signal.
What if Jonah Jameson gets fired from his job for all the lies he puts in the newspapers about Spider-Man and then he becomes a super villain after having a nervous breakdown because he got mad that he loses his job so imagine he loses his job. He gets arrested for his crimes. He committed lying about Spider-Man in the newspaper, so that’s why he got fired. He escapes jail becomes a super villain, and Spider-Man has to stop him and imagine Jonah Jameson became the hub goblin or became a lizard man to go after Spider-Man blaming Spider-Man for ruining his life when he ruined his own life
That "Because I'm black" joke is WAY funnier given later versions of spiderman.
If only they could put this in one of the cartoon shows I be cracking up laughing 🤣 😂
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Its all fun and games till Jonah grabs Spider-Man and says “you don’t know me I WILL BURN THIS PLANET DOWN”
"You're out Jonah"
The public apology thing proves spiderman is still, very much, a child
Two stereotypes have been shown here
- Spiderman (the black guy) pulling the race card
- And Jamerson pulling the "I have black friends" card
“I was just getting back at his…”
Yikes, that doesn’t help your case.
I love this so much
Still getting used to this version of JJ's stache
I have to give Peter credit he made himself suffer just to convince 3J.
That must’ve been the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to them.
this story is the perfect example of "when spider-man wins, peter parker still loses".
lol! Jameson just got Trolled!
Well.... Peter is used to wearing costume... being a Chicken Man, would he know why the chicken crossed the road? 😂😂😂
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Was it really necessary to give Spider-Man that very long point finger?
I mean spiders have long legs so I think it would be pretty accurate to give him longer fingers
Think Jameson life would be better if Spiderman never existed?
Nah, he’d go after a different masked superhero.
That ending is BS. Peter only took pictures, Jameson that lied. Marvel writers do really hate spiderman, he can't have a single victory, he always have to get screwed some way.
Peter is a freelance photographer so he shouldn’t be involved
Peter probably doesn't mind the chicken suit given he's wearing spandex all the time anyway.
This is awesome
God damn Shulk (lol) looks good in these panels.
Really, he's got a strong defamation case even without racism.
Jonah really said he had black friends 💀