I think I read this in the New 52... can't remember. It's been a while and I'm WAY behind. If I recall wasn't this the storyline where Joker was using some chemical to regenerate from wounds and was actually hundreds of years old? When was this arc? I want to go back and catch up. 😀 By the way, GREAT narration and character voices.
At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.
The fact that batman has all the tech to take on the justice league but no "bat anti-prison bar repellant" in his utility belt. Adam west would be ashamed
At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.
It was a little frustrating when Bruce had hypersonic speakers capable of stunning Wonder Woman in the pockets of his recovery outfit, but doesn't have an answer for a cell door in his fully prepped gear.
It was in his utility belt, you can see at 2:20 and 2:27 that he has it in his hand. How he managed to grab it in the split second between Julia noticing something and Wonder Woman smashing him into the ground is the real question. But also it is kinda weird he didn't just pull out a small breaching charge that he has been shown to have and just blow a wall to get out of the cell.
@tutumazibuko2510 It makes a lot of sense Batman is a guy of reason, and if he killed one guy, how much easier would it be to kill the next? Injustice Superman is a perfect example. Superman, thought to have been incorruptible, broken with his wife and unborn child murdered. Superman did no hesitate to kill Joker, and while he was going easy on convicts at first, he eventually started killing again, eventually killing Billy aka Shazam. The real problem, other than the writers constantly letting Joker get away, is gotham's justice system consistently letting Joker go to an Asylum instead of giving him the death penalty.
@@gamingnerd0348 dude what are you talking about Batman is a sane guy more sane than anyone in the justice league he was dealing with the justice league like they are his immortal enemies yet cannot kill freaking joker Killing just joker would fix everything and he CAN keep himself in check after that if the writers once made Batman seem like the genius he is
Wonder woman crashes through reinforced glass and smashes Bruce into the concrete floor... Bruce's head, being a normal human, becomes a red spot on the floor. Comic fades to black. 🤣
So, Batman has a super Justice League-buster mech, with built in plans for each member of the League, including *red sun dust*, magic for Diana, AND chewing gum laced with Kryptonite. But he doesn't have a respirator for Joker Toxin? A villain he fights so often? Or you know, kick an rusted metal grate after RIPPING chains out of a wall?
@functionatthejunction what you on about batman got speed blitzed the second super arrived and when he pulled him out the mech they were damn near at ozone layer
@@ghost1182able If it were a full, safety off Supes he could punch Batman so hard he'd be reduced to sub atomic particles and do so faster than light. Batman always gets to go all out in these showdowns but Supes is always written at less than full power.
@breadandcircuses8127 Part of the reason is that Hollywood has historically been terrible at maintaning long-running story-driven sagas, with the MCU being the biggest effort to subvert that, and even then, it's been on a downward trajectory after Endgame. In Batman's case, there's always something that messes us the current continuity forcing them to start over (executive meddling ruining the Burton-verse, the death of Joker's actor from the Dark Knight, the DCEU... being the DCEU), so there isn't enough set-up to really get into the weird interesting stories. At least we have the animated shows and movies.
@breadandcircuses8127 I know they won’t do this, but Imagine if the next Batman movie was a time skip to the court of owls, I just hope that if they ever put it on the big screen they accurately portray the Labrinth. That is what put the court above so many other villains even after only one time of them going head to head. No other villain, even the joker fucked with Batman that much on their first go at it. I loved reading through that run
@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gk you brake it to nano particles, essentially what dust is. and then mix it up with your preferred substance. it aint rocket science. Actually many of the things you eat and drink have minerals in them, which were rocks
He was infected, can't expect that level of clear headedness from him, although it does seem he was still somewhat in control. Maybe the virus had enough control of him to prevent him from thinking rationally.
Question: How many bullets do you put into the bad guy at the end of the horror movie? Answer: All of them...plus one extra magazine. Just to be sure...
This is why Batman should just paralyze joker from the neck down ,don't kill him just lock him up in a cell so he can eat through a fuggin straw or a drip needle. .
You guys need to read the other comics, endurance enhancers have made him recover from a shovel stabbed in his torso. Batman takes multiple durability enhancers which numb him to pain. Even as a Batman fan I get that this plot armor stuff is getting out of hand but he’s literally one of the first superheroes and is a human. The writers will always make him the underdog and still win.
@@kiryukazuma7960 With a skull denser than concrete, that ain't no human. And with visible plot armor powers, that ain't no human either. They always talk about his body breaking down, but he's still somehow magically functional. Even though his bones, tendons and brain take a lifetime's worth of MMA beatings every weekend. I guess it's like in Dragon Ball Z shonen power fantasy things - where strength isn't based on any internal logic. But the external popularity of the character. Goku gets to be a god, while Tien is a schmuck even though he shouldn't be. So Batman's super power is meta: He gets screentime in conflicts he has zero means to realistically contribute to. Because that's what the fans want to see.
@@BMoser-bv6kn yes, I think his strength comes from his popularity, kind of like Bigby from The Wolf Among Us. He's the most notorious fable and hence he's nigh un-killable
@@yeahurbanned7602 _Hey man if the writer writes him to win he can win call it what u want but that's that's happened_ Typically all main characters in every book, magazine, tv show and movie have the same theme. They win, aka Plot Armor. It's the way stories work, they are built around the hero winning... No reason to get offended if the phrase 'plot armor' is used, but it's an accurate description.
Yeah, and it just kept getting more and more out there. The Joker can dominate the entire Justice League, and then he can start a zombie apocalypse, and patient zero just HAPPENS to be Joe Chill, and Joe Chill isn’t super old, for some reason, and the Joker is a force of supernatural chaos who has been around for the last 100 years, and bullets don’t work on him, and he can start fires by snapping his fingers. It sounds like something that would happen in Batman’s head under the effects of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, and they mention that he is under those effects when this comic starts.
@@eslezer6996 didn't joe chill kill bruce's parents when bruce was like 10? it is stated in this comic that he is in his 30s and joe chill was probably also in his 30s when he killed his parents so he should look older, but even then it doesn't disprove the fact that this might be just another "all in his head" comic, truly original and not overused.
Plot armor for sure. Any sane society with any kind of values would decide a villain like Joker deserves the death penalty. With how many times he just breaks out and kills thousands, he is beyond saving Just kill him and be done with it
@@UniqueGameDev No, no it’s not. Commenter makes it sound like they intentionally do this shit to him and then they get offended because Batman made contingencies to stop them even though they put him through hell, when in actuality bro probably saw the first few seconds and immediately thought the JL intentionally turned on him when it ain’t the case.
The level of consistency with how affective kryptonite is, is really dumb. A piece of gum mixed with kryptonite was enough to knock out Superman? Really? I get he was hurt from the mini red sun gauntlets which is already fucking insane but the gum was just stupid. It’s almost as if the writer realized that if Superman legit didn’t care about killing Batman would be screwed.
@@nhandinh7404yeah, eyes are porous, and they would have absorbed that instantly. I think anyone would double over in a moment if they had acid in their eye
Batman basically just has toonforce. It's like everyone else is wile e coyote and he is the roadrunner. Shame that some batman writers just have no idea what they are doing. The only legitimate reason he would be able to do these things at all in-universe is if this all took place in his mind while under the effects of fear toxin or something, but making that the ending is no better than "it was all a dream".
For the smartest guy on the planet, not permanently paralyzing the joker, putting him in cryrostasis, a medically induced permanent coma, a lobotomy,, or something of the like is just ridiculous. Some sort of permanent solution that still affords them life, albeit a poor quality life, but life all the same.
Captain America has more plot armor because the super soldier serum made him at peak human condition not actually super strength or other things yet he went toe to toe with gods barehanded where batman has to use tools and weaknesses to win
Batman invented a bullet that can vibrate properly to kill a speedster so they can’t phase through the bullet. He can use the same technology to protect him from phasing through the armor
U really think batman didn't plan for that while he had plans for everything else thats like the first sub power batman learned about flash also in a tangent flash can run on clouds thats a cool sub power and the beyond flash she can run on air
Cause writer sht on flash. He is a jobber and you know what’s even worse? He is fighting against a character known to possess the thickest plot armor in dc. Good luck with that. 😂
So they realy want me to believe that batman without a suit and still recovering can tank a hit on the back and getting his head smashed into concrete by wonder woman? Man, i miss the days when batman was still human
More like plot hole comics. Bruce is slammed into concrete hard enough to smash the concrete and survives. Dropped from a thousand feet and survives. Then the (master strategist) knocks Superman out into the sunlight recharging his powers. Then doesn't even finish the story leaving us hanging. This is what hack writing looks like.
For real. IF Superman wanted to eliminate Batman, all he would have to do is heat vision him from orbit and call it a day. He could literally take a chunk of the earth out the size of the moon by looking at it hard enough, but the writers never want to deal with the repercussions.
this is pure plot armor, he was already partially injured before diana slammed him into eh concrete ground, he should have died or at least been knocked unconscious then and there, also the entire point of the flash is that hes fast, he would notice the projectile being shot at the ground and not run over it, also kryptonite gum is the biggest ass pull I have ever heard of
Ok so, I know that Batman is all about rehabilitation and such, but at this point Joker has actively brainwashed other superheroes... why the hell did Bruce let things get to this point? I swear he's as complicit of all the pain and suffering Joker's causing as the Joker himself. It's making it annoying to follow some of these comics. I guess the old plot points and justifications just don't hold up as well anymore.
The Joker Justice League is a threat that I am pretty sure not even the normal Justice League can take. I get that Batman is prepared with his plans, but it does get a bit plot armory. (Y'know?)
It's because no one just comes and outright kills him, they wanna give him time by talking shit but the moment he realizes you're trying to hurt him you're already in a losing fight.
Nah, Joker gas doesn`t make you smarter or better at planning. Just as drugs - they numb out certain parts of brain and personality, so JL was severely nerfed there. Without the Joker gas they could`ve avoided about half of stuff he uses. Or maybe attacked all at once
@breadandcircuses8127 well, even drugged and poisoned Justice League as opponent is still impressive feat to survive against. And if he had time to actually prepare for an attack without rush, he certainly could make the fight without as much risk or property damage. But you cant prepare for everything, and noone could predict that Joker would suddenly infect the team.. In fact, how the f did he manage to do so.
10:25 ngl... I stared at my brain for like 5 seconds the way I rolled my eyes seeing SUPER MAN, WONDER WOMAN, AND THE FLASH!!!!!!!!! layed up a bed seemingly captured. Bro, I'm sorry, but if you can do that, there is no villain in all of media that comes close to the Joker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That comic is wild Joker is regenerate by a "Lazurus Pit" of a different quimic Green is for Ras and is unstable Yellow is literally inmortality and also is use by Vandal Savage
bro shes like 2 seconds away from killing him with a forced amazon motorboat that mortals have no chance of surviving 2:38 youre only delaying the inevitable bruce, come to bed with me or die
Makes me think back to a conversation between superman and batman where he showed that he has a contingency for every member and that the league is his contingency against himself.
End Game had such terrible writing. Batman gets crushed against concrete and is unfazed. Then goes on to basically win against the League, just to be caught off-guard by gas... How many Batman rogues use gas? Are you telling me the guy who is always prepared to beat gods, cannot prepare for gas?
An accurate Batman vs. Superman would be over in one page. No one would buy it. The best approach to the “Batman vs. Superman” concept was in the animated series. The two heroes teamed up to take on Lex Luthor and the Joker, and they clashed over the appropriate methods they should use to fight crime. By the end, they had arrived at a place of mutual respect and friendship.
I like how Superman is totally affected by joker gas. As if. And Batman's plot armor is always the strongest thing in the universe. Your joker voice is really good tho.
To be honest, I would’ve liked to see a story where the justice league just straight up hated Batman without him knowing, and them seeing him as a threat that needs to be taken out
I mean shoot if we're being brutally honest here, bruce SHOULD'VE died right there. Like no human being on this earth is surviving that! Let alone from freaking Wonder Woman! 2:13
12:19 the fact batman can throw hands with a literal 4th dimensional multeversal god and then get trapped in a cell by a metal door (take into account that bro lifts over 2000lbs)
The argument that "Batman has no super powers" is complete nonsense. Batman has an unlimited bank account with no supervision and the strongest plot armor in comics.
I thought there was gonna be a twist at the end that revealed it was all from fear toxin so I overlooked the giant plot holes... there was no fear gas?
So Bruce has a mechanical suit of armor powerful enough to best multiple demigods in combat back-to-back, yet he doesn’t have a gas mask built into his batsuit?
Tbh its almost whimsical seeing how the writers will make Batman flawlessly stop whatever god-like being next with his Utility Belt of Bullshit and his cartwheels
I like how everyone calls out Batman BS but no one calls out the BS on Joker. He is a capable villian for sure but, he is pulling BS in this. Bioengineering a Joker Virus that brainwashes in the matter of seconds. They left Hal Jordan out for a reason because it wouldn't have made it past his defenses, the same with Cyborg, and even Superman is stretch. They want to make Joker a world level threat when his city level, maybe nation level at best. He is so overrated at times. The same with Batman. I really like him, but the BS he pulls with at times makes no sense. Also for some reason in Batman comics all other heroes are at 5th grade level of intellegience.
It's kind of like how you'll never see a video of people get away from cops even tho it happened all the time, the writers want you to know that no matter where your from, you can even be a GOD, NOTHING is more powerful than $.
Their power level and screentime is proportional to their popularity. What the fans want to see is what they'll get. This is how most wrestling series work, from Dragon Ball Z on. It helps to think of it more as a sport that we're watching, than a logically consistent independent world.
"""They left Hal Jordan out for a reason because it wouldn't have made it past his defenses""" Wonder Woman literally has a poison specialist as a prominent villain, a sentient Virus as an obscure villain and is magically immune to all kinds of mind control plus has a divine lasso that hard counters exactly this kind of shit, they left out Hal cause he wasn't part of that run and not cause they had any problems with giving Joker this kind of plot armor XD...
@@BMoser-bv6kn If that would be even remotely true, Aquaman and Wonder Woman would've regularly steamrolled the Justice League and have had more screentime than the the whole rest together around 2017-2018.
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I think I read this in the New 52... can't remember. It's been a while and I'm WAY behind. If I recall wasn't this the storyline where Joker was using some chemical to regenerate from wounds and was actually hundreds of years old?
When was this arc? I want to go back and catch up. 😀
By the way, GREAT narration and character voices.
excellent joker voice mark would be proud :)
At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.
The death theme for the Joe chill moment was perfect
@@mikeattard3543hey man what’s the comic called? I really forgot the title
The fact that batman has all the tech to take on the justice league but no "bat anti-prison bar repellant" in his utility belt. Adam west would be ashamed
To be fair, it was West's Batman that comic Batman admits is the one Batman more prepared than him.
I mean he does have anti bar reppelent i guess he didn’t bring it or sum
it turned him gay so not worth it
I was at least expecting plastique, but jail bar repellant would bump the comic to the next level.
At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.
I like how it always has to be evil superman vs good batman, otherwise we get batman who laughs, where bruce just wins every time
Yeah
Bs imo
@@Handlesaretrash Bruce is top 3 smartest on the planet, it's like saying BS to evil reed richards being able to solo the world.
@@Ddday14 (the Maker)
@@endeavor1299 perfect example
It was a little frustrating when Bruce had hypersonic speakers capable of stunning Wonder Woman in the pockets of his recovery outfit, but doesn't have an answer for a cell door in his fully prepped gear.
Or a gasmask
@@AndrewTaylorNintyuk fr i was waiting for him to pull it out, but plot i guess.
It's the kryptonite gum for me
It was in his utility belt, you can see at 2:20 and 2:27 that he has it in his hand. How he managed to grab it in the split second between Julia noticing something and Wonder Woman smashing him into the ground is the real question. But also it is kinda weird he didn't just pull out a small breaching charge that he has been shown to have and just blow a wall to get out of the cell.
He knows lockpicking too so this was whole new layer of weird
"A bright sunny day in Gotham" excuse me, this is already abnormal
exactly
Yeah that's like saying "Joker has decided to take week off of doing crime"
@@BanishedSilentShadow3318joker has discovered gmod
Batman is set to almost kill the Justice League but has simple handcuffs for the joker. At this point it feels like he enjoys what the joker does.
Definitely beginning to think the entire Batman and Joker plot is just an elaborate “enemies to lovers” story.
the idea is that NOT killing the Joker is a large part of what holds him back from becoming a true psycho
@@asaenvolk that's idea tho. The reality is that it doesn't make any sense
@tutumazibuko2510 It makes a lot of sense
Batman is a guy of reason, and if he killed one guy, how much easier would it be to kill the next?
Injustice Superman is a perfect example. Superman, thought to have been incorruptible, broken with his wife and unborn child murdered. Superman did no hesitate to kill Joker, and while he was going easy on convicts at first, he eventually started killing again, eventually killing Billy aka Shazam.
The real problem, other than the writers constantly letting Joker get away, is gotham's justice system consistently letting Joker go to an Asylum instead of giving him the death penalty.
@@gamingnerd0348 dude what are you talking about Batman is a sane guy more sane than anyone in the justice league he was dealing with the justice league like they are his immortal enemies yet cannot kill freaking joker
Killing just joker would fix everything and he CAN keep himself in check after that if the writers once made Batman seem like the genius he is
Wonder woman crashes through reinforced glass and smashes Bruce into the concrete floor...
Bruce's head, being a normal human, becomes a red spot on the floor.
Comic fades to black.
🤣
I say it every time😂 he is a human. He dies most 1v1s all the suits and gadgets are nonsense 😂
8:42 like wtf is this
@@LightYagami-ik1cg he's a meta human lol, clearly Bruce is more than just a man, guys.
@@h445 peak human at best, bro is not lasting one second against wonder woman in both ways.
@@h445 and is smart metahuman > goddess? Nuh uh!!!
I love the way he just cuts off Aquaman mid speech like not even bruce gives a shit about Aquaman 😂
Lol😂
So, Batman has a super Justice League-buster mech, with built in plans for each member of the League, including *red sun dust*, magic for Diana, AND chewing gum laced with Kryptonite. But he doesn't have a respirator for Joker Toxin? A villain he fights so often? Or you know, kick an rusted metal grate after RIPPING chains out of a wall?
it was a new strain ..... didnt they say it ?
And every single fight always ignores how fast Superman is.
@functionatthejunction what you on about batman got speed blitzed the second super arrived and when he pulled him out the mech they were damn near at ozone layer
@@ghost1182able If it were a full, safety off Supes he could punch Batman so hard he'd be reduced to sub atomic particles and do so faster than light. Batman always gets to go all out in these showdowns but Supes is always written at less than full power.
Also they forget that the flash has such a fast Metabolism most toxins/poisons leave his body the moment he runs somewhere
Batman comics are wild. It’s like, joker gets superman‘s powers, joker gets darkseid’s, powers,
@breadandcircuses8127 Part of the reason is that Hollywood has historically been terrible at maintaning long-running story-driven sagas, with the MCU being the biggest effort to subvert that, and even then, it's been on a downward trajectory after Endgame.
In Batman's case, there's always something that messes us the current continuity forcing them to start over (executive meddling ruining the Burton-verse, the death of Joker's actor from the Dark Knight, the DCEU... being the DCEU), so there isn't enough set-up to really get into the weird interesting stories.
At least we have the animated shows and movies.
@breadandcircuses8127 I know they won’t do this, but Imagine if the next Batman movie was a time skip to the court of owls, I just hope that if they ever put it on the big screen they accurately portray the Labrinth. That is what put the court above so many other villains even after only one time of them going head to head. No other villain, even the joker fucked with Batman that much on their first go at it. I loved reading through that run
Kriptonite gum? For real?😂
Every hero has plot armor but Batman takes is to another level
How does a rock turn into gum?
@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gklace it small enough? I know there are tons of micro rocks in water from sinks. Honestly I’m just spitballing.
In Batman case he has to be ready for any possible scenario 😂
@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gk you brake it to nano particles, essentially what dust is. and then mix it up with your preferred substance. it aint rocket science. Actually many of the things you eat and drink have minerals in them, which were rocks
@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gkall salt is little rocks
Jim should've just kept shooting Joker, or at least take away his weapon so that way he could confirm Joker was dead
He was infected, can't expect that level of clear headedness from him, although it does seem he was still somewhat in control. Maybe the virus had enough control of him to prevent him from thinking rationally.
Question: How many bullets do you put into the bad guy at the end of the horror movie?
Answer: All of them...plus one extra magazine. Just to be sure...
@@Comicsluvr there was an axe. Just take his whole head off.
@@warpfrenzy After you empty the whole clip and an extra mag, cut his head off, then Throw Joker out the window 😅
@@AligusAdventus1274but then if he survives you wont find the body and cant confirm his death
0:06 Possibly THE FIRST TIME I see Gotham City at day! 😂
Where is Signal to help batman?
ME TOO THATS CRAZY😮😮
I love how he played Death's whistle from Puss in Boots 2 right before Batman tool the bullet
I thought I was just hearing things
I have a video that is that whistle at random times throughout the hour and had to pause the video to check i hadnt accidentally activated the video
This is why Batman should just paralyze joker from the neck down ,don't kill him just lock him up in a cell so he can eat through a fuggin straw or a drip needle. .
true
Or maybe just get a god dam lawyer and give him the death row for god sake....
like Jesus Christ!!
But you know the writers, the Joker just HAS to live.
DC humans can recover from injuries like that over time
Joker will heal the writers gave him a small small healing factor and pain resistance in some comics
Lol.. he had his head planted through concrete, sorry he's not waking up from that.
Right? And that was just the beginning.
You guys need to read the other comics, endurance enhancers have made him recover from a shovel stabbed in his torso. Batman takes multiple durability enhancers which numb him to pain. Even as a Batman fan I get that this plot armor stuff is getting out of hand but he’s literally one of the first superheroes and is a human. The writers will always make him the underdog and still win.
@@kiryukazuma7960 With a skull denser than concrete, that ain't no human.
And with visible plot armor powers, that ain't no human either. They always talk about his body breaking down, but he's still somehow magically functional. Even though his bones, tendons and brain take a lifetime's worth of MMA beatings every weekend.
I guess it's like in Dragon Ball Z shonen power fantasy things - where strength isn't based on any internal logic. But the external popularity of the character. Goku gets to be a god, while Tien is a schmuck even though he shouldn't be.
So Batman's super power is meta: He gets screentime in conflicts he has zero means to realistically contribute to. Because that's what the fans want to see.
@@BMoser-bv6kn yes, I think his strength comes from his popularity, kind of like Bigby from The Wolf Among Us. He's the most notorious fable and hence he's nigh un-killable
Buddy he already fell from the space landed on his fit and walked , he doesn't have a human durability clearly
Writers violate DC's strongest characters for sales.
Fixed it for you.
agreed
Batman is the most successful DC movie character, gotta promote the golden goose.
@@FuglyStick nice name
Nah I’d prep time
I love how you can accept there's multiple universes, but one where Batman beats Superman is where you draw the line 😭😭
Why did he punch Superman back into the sunlight? Seemed like he had the advantage in the sewers where only his red suns shined.
comic writer probably wanted superman to use the laser eyes
That wording sounds so good
so the fight wouldnt end quickly
superman stores solar energy, it wouldn't have made a difference unless her was away from the sun for a long time
Because Superman had plot
Batman: I have a contingency plan for everything.
Gas and bullets?! There's nothing on Earth to stop those!!
Metal bars:
Batman has armor stronger than any.
It's called plot armor.
I literally typed up plot armour and this video showed up 💀💀
Hey man if the writer writes him to win he can win call it what u want but that's that's happened
@@yeahurbanned7602 _Hey man if the writer writes him to win he can win call it what u want but that's that's happened_
Typically all main characters in every book, magazine, tv show and movie have the same theme. They win, aka Plot Armor.
It's the way stories work, they are built around the hero winning... No reason to get offended if the phrase 'plot armor' is used, but it's an accurate description.
@@yeahurbanned7602it’s called bad writing. 😂 plot armor is fine though. All main characters has it but Batman plot armor is jut fcking ridiculous.
@@Arcad1010Rey
Is this all in his head? I always get skeptical when a comic opens with "he's been having nightmares about the apocalypse."
Yeah, and it just kept getting more and more out there. The Joker can dominate the entire Justice League, and then he can start a zombie apocalypse, and patient zero just HAPPENS to be Joe Chill, and Joe Chill isn’t super old, for some reason, and the Joker is a force of supernatural chaos who has been around for the last 100 years, and bullets don’t work on him, and he can start fires by snapping his fingers. It sounds like something that would happen in Batman’s head under the effects of Scarecrow’s fear toxin, and they mention that he is under those effects when this comic starts.
@@benfarrar741 joe chill doesn't have to be a fucking grandpa lmao, he could be 10 years older that batman and that would make him in his 50s at most
@@eslezer6996 didn't joe chill kill bruce's parents when bruce was like 10?
it is stated in this comic that he is in his 30s and joe chill was probably also in his 30s when he killed his parents so he should look older, but even then it doesn't disprove the fact that this might be just another "all in his head" comic, truly original and not overused.
“PLEASE LET HIM BE OFF PLANET”
_Plastic man appears_
“Shit.”
Plot armor for sure. Any sane society with any kind of values would decide a villain like Joker deserves the death penalty. With how many times he just breaks out and kills thousands, he is beyond saving
Just kill him and be done with it
@@alexandergreene461 funny you should say that, The Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker movie is almost like what you described
Isnt that the premise of Injustice? Superman just does it
That’s why superman is better
Even a society that doesn’t have the death penalty would strip joker of his citizenship and kill him as a combatant
Bruh Joker himself said that Superman was easy mode in the injustice movie @@MrTwille
The league puts Batman through this shit and they get offended when they find out of Batman s contingency plans 😑
Blud ain’t even finish the video. This literally isn’t their fault.
His plans have been stolen and used on them. Also if he didn't save the joker's life Joker wouldn't be here to do this.
@@HandlesaretrashFr
@@Handlesaretrash that's the point. its their fault or not when they turned against the humanity, the contingency plans is there to save the day.
@@UniqueGameDev No, no it’s not. Commenter makes it sound like they intentionally do this shit to him and then they get offended because Batman made contingencies to stop them even though they put him through hell, when in actuality bro probably saw the first few seconds and immediately thought the JL intentionally turned on him when it ain’t the case.
No human is leaving a outline in concrete and continuing the fight.
No human CAN leave an outline in concrete the concrete will literally turn you into paste
It's almost like this isn't real life or something
@@markjack9772it’s almost as if he’s fucking Batman and we should just roll with the shitty fanfic writing right guys?
@@TheRisingNation133 ??
it's almost as if fiction isn't supposed to have an element called realism in it. Dumb people and their dumb arguments @@markjack9772
Remember kids two pieces of great advice:
Always go for the head
Always double tap
“The enemy freezes the floor and you go flying. You’re a seasonal superhero.”
-batman
I bet the writers were really feeling themselves with that reveal. "I bet NOOObidy would EEEEVVAAA gues the Joker."
I just love how you guys do this storytelling, it feels like I'm watching a movie with a comic theme. 👏👏
Love this.
I always find it funny how batman literally dog walks the rest of the justice league like they're just a boss rush😂
Plot armour
THE KING OF PLOT ARMOR!!!!!!!
You'd think with how much Batman gets hit with some kind of gas weapon that he'd invest in a gas mask.
Batman's plot armor is stronger than the entire fairy tail cast combined
The level of consistency with how affective kryptonite is, is really dumb. A piece of gum mixed with kryptonite was enough to knock out Superman? Really? I get he was hurt from the mini red sun gauntlets which is already fucking insane but the gum was just stupid. It’s almost as if the writer realized that if Superman legit didn’t care about killing Batman would be screwed.
The gum did hit Superman’s EYE. Pretty sure if it was in his chest it wouldn’t have done anything
@@nhandinh7404yeah, eyes are porous, and they would have absorbed that instantly. I think anyone would double over in a moment if they had acid in their eye
And ESPECIALLY make it potent enough to knock out SUPERMAN?!
The eyes connect to the nose and throat. The eyes are close to the brain and mucus membrane already. You want them to kiss like in today's comics.
6:28 just aquaman being as useless as ever lol
Batman basically just has toonforce. It's like everyone else is wile e coyote and he is the roadrunner. Shame that some batman writers just have no idea what they are doing. The only legitimate reason he would be able to do these things at all in-universe is if this all took place in his mind while under the effects of fear toxin or something, but making that the ending is no better than "it was all a dream".
For the smartest guy on the planet, not permanently paralyzing the joker, putting him in cryrostasis, a medically induced permanent coma, a lobotomy,, or something of the like is just ridiculous. Some sort of permanent solution that still affords them life, albeit a poor quality life, but life all the same.
not like prison is much better
Tbh bat man got the most plot armor in all of fiction
nah its just being smart
hes just mary sue
Captain America has more plot armor because the super soldier serum made him at peak human condition not actually super strength or other things yet he went toe to toe with gods barehanded where batman has to use tools and weaknesses to win
@@dennisbeaman958 Finally Somebody with a functioning brain
@@giyu_tomiok42189no it’s plot armour 10000000%
Dr. Gary-stue Plot-armor Fights the justice league.
6:07 bro fr thought he was gonna do sm
Batman is just a human yet he still give the justice league a hard time😂😂😂
Never underestimate human potential
. But there is a bit of plot armor
@@jyymorrison1445 bro stop saying theres plot armor, its a comic book. this is batman at his peak
@@BoggleTIN ok..?
@@BoggleTIN your joking right
@@Potato_Sama "YeaH Im toTaLLy JokIN" 😐
Unpopular opinion: Batman stories are better when Justice League members aren't in them.
Yes, it is better when the human Batman is facing the human Joker rather than overpowered Wonderwoman or Superman.
Goes for the movies too.
Honestly Jim should know better than to stop firing and not double tap the head.. No court, no judge, no jury, is gonna go "that was excessive"
Terrible writing. Plans for the whole league, but nothing for his favorite clown villain. He is complicit in every way at this point.
Batman: Beats the Justice League
Also Batman: Slips on a roof, falls and dies.
Has a plan for basically everything except a slippery roof
Did the flash forget he could phase through the suit and remove Batman
Batman invented a bullet that can vibrate properly to kill a speedster so they can’t phase through the bullet. He can use the same technology to protect him from phasing through the armor
U really think batman didn't plan for that while he had plans for everything else thats like the first sub power batman learned about flash also in a tangent flash can run on clouds thats a cool sub power and the beyond flash she can run on air
He can do that to others, just not Batman cuz well…he’s Batman.
Cause writer sht on flash. He is a jobber and you know what’s even worse? He is fighting against a character known to possess the thickest plot armor in dc. Good luck with that. 😂
@@robbierotten2024 He WHAT?
So they realy want me to believe that batman without a suit and still recovering can tank a hit on the back and getting his head smashed into concrete by wonder woman? Man, i miss the days when batman was still human
More like plot hole comics. Bruce is slammed into concrete hard enough to smash the concrete and survives. Dropped from a thousand feet and survives. Then the (master strategist) knocks Superman out into the sunlight recharging his powers. Then doesn't even finish the story leaving us hanging. This is what hack writing looks like.
When are we calling Aquaman's weapon as a Penta-dent
You know why Batman win all the time because of the writers
And yet Hollywood can't get Superman right minus Christopher Reeves's Superman.
Bro thats why characters can do anything, the writers make the story💀💀
Depends
Flash: yes
Superman: literally the weakest superhero in DC if he isn't made fast enough to "ignore" kryptonite.
For real. IF Superman wanted to eliminate Batman, all he would have to do is heat vision him from orbit and call it a day. He could literally take a chunk of the earth out the size of the moon by looking at it hard enough, but the writers never want to deal with the repercussions.
@@Eshtian weakened superman still destroys half of the roster lmao
this is pure plot armor, he was already partially injured before diana slammed him into eh concrete ground, he should have died or at least been knocked unconscious then and there, also the entire point of the flash is that hes fast, he would notice the projectile being shot at the ground and not run over it, also kryptonite gum is the biggest ass pull I have ever heard of
when aquaman appeared i imagined batman saying "what're you gonna do? throw a trout at me? lmao
Ok so, I know that Batman is all about rehabilitation and such, but at this point Joker has actively brainwashed other superheroes... why the hell did Bruce let things get to this point? I swear he's as complicit of all the pain and suffering Joker's causing as the Joker himself. It's making it annoying to follow some of these comics.
I guess the old plot points and justifications just don't hold up as well anymore.
He can't kill joker anyway because joker will come back he always does same with others that die
@@dennisbeaman958PARALYZE HIM!!!
The Joker Justice League is a threat that I am pretty sure not even the normal Justice League can take. I get that Batman is prepared with his plans, but it does get a bit plot armory. (Y'know?)
It's because no one just comes and outright kills him, they wanna give him time by talking shit but the moment he realizes you're trying to hurt him you're already in a losing fight.
Nah, Joker gas doesn`t make you smarter or better at planning. Just as drugs - they numb out certain parts of brain and personality, so JL was severely nerfed there.
Without the Joker gas they could`ve avoided about half of stuff he uses. Or maybe attacked all at once
@breadandcircuses8127 well, even drugged and poisoned Justice League as opponent is still impressive feat to survive against.
And if he had time to actually prepare for an attack without rush, he certainly could make the fight without as much risk or property damage. But you cant prepare for everything, and noone could predict that Joker would suddenly infect the team..
In fact, how the f did he manage to do so.
Keep in mind they are under joker's control- probably not their peak usage of ablities, and on top of that they take time to gloat like mister j
@breadandcircuses8127how so he's outsmarted Darkseid before one of DC most intelligent characters
Sometimes I wonder about the sanity (or laziness) of the writers.
Batman's plot armour is legendary.
10:25 ngl... I stared at my brain for like 5 seconds the way I rolled my eyes seeing SUPER MAN, WONDER WOMAN, AND THE FLASH!!!!!!!!! layed up a bed seemingly captured. Bro, I'm sorry, but if you can do that, there is no villain in all of media that comes close to the Joker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kinda weird that it makes them all fight Batman seriously at first and later become jokery
That comic is wild
Joker is regenerate by a "Lazurus Pit" of a different quimic
Green is for Ras and is unstable
Yellow is literally inmortality and also is use by Vandal Savage
2:37 His face is all nice for someone who just kissed concrete
*how did you demolish the justice league *
batman: "im batman"
Thank you for narrating these. These are amazing! As someone who maybe read 1 or 2 comics, these vids keep me in the zeitgeist.
bro shes like 2 seconds away from killing him with a forced amazon motorboat that mortals have no chance of surviving 2:38
youre only delaying the inevitable bruce, come to bed with me or die
Makes me think back to a conversation between superman and batman where he showed that he has a contingency for every member and that the league is his contingency against himself.
End Game had such terrible writing. Batman gets crushed against concrete and is unfazed. Then goes on to basically win against the League, just to be caught off-guard by gas... How many Batman rogues use gas? Are you telling me the guy who is always prepared to beat gods, cannot prepare for gas?
2:00 Alfred had the last laugh! HAHAHAHAHA!
Plot Armor Comics is the perfect description for any Batman comic, it seems.
I remember reading this as a little kid thinking Batman could beat literally anyone
Same I saw this years ago. Now it’s kinda just bs
Has anyone ever wrote an accurate Batman Vs Superman? You know, where Batman gets atomized faster than his brain even recognizes a fight has started?
An accurate Batman vs. Superman would be over in one page. No one would buy it.
The best approach to the “Batman vs. Superman” concept was in the animated series. The two heroes teamed up to take on Lex Luthor and the Joker, and they clashed over the appropriate methods they should use to fight crime. By the end, they had arrived at a place of mutual respect and friendship.
Damn batman really is a stupid superhero
Well his only power is money....
I like how Superman is totally affected by joker gas. As if. And Batman's plot armor is always the strongest thing in the universe. Your joker voice is really good tho.
The voice acting is really good especially the transition from Superman to jokers laugh
This is the best narrator you have had.
You see Batman is playing chess while everyone else is playing uno
To be honest, I would’ve liked to see a story where the justice league just straight up hated Batman without him knowing, and them seeing him as a threat that needs to be taken out
How badass is it that Commissioner Gordon has his ringtone set to "I fought the law, and, the law won"
I mean shoot if we're being brutally honest here, bruce SHOULD'VE died right there. Like no human being on this earth is surviving that! Let alone from freaking Wonder Woman! 2:13
12:19 the fact batman can throw hands with a literal 4th dimensional multeversal god and then get trapped in a cell by a metal door (take into account that bro lifts over 2000lbs)
Death of the family storyline has always been my favorite hopefully someday they make an dc animated movie of it
I love how dc has finnaly shown the world batman ia just a joke pained as a rich guy
2:19 Bruce's plot armour so strong he survived the Darkwing's Treatment (Invincible)
"He can be redeemed." -Gotham district attorney apparently... after the 10,000th kill
You CAN’T tell me Batman is actually human, Diana Smashed this mfker into the FKING GROUND WITHOUT A SUIT and was STILL ALIVE.
Someone should hire this guy,the voice acting isnt needed at all but god i love it
The argument that "Batman has no super powers" is complete nonsense. Batman has an unlimited bank account with no supervision and the strongest plot armor in comics.
Bro violates justice league and he got violated by joker lmao
My only question in all this: Alfred has A DAUGHTER?
Fax
lol the safest place in the middle of the city 😂
I love Alfred's loyalty.
bro wrong choice of words💀
if you added a 🥴 to the end of the title it would make this an entirely different thing
Batman Violates The Justice League 🥴
I love how he played Death's whistle from Puss in Boots 2 right before Batman tool the bullet
What does everyone think of Batman having every known file on his teammates along with their weaknesses?
I thought there was gonna be a twist at the end that revealed it was all from fear toxin so I overlooked the giant plot holes... there was no fear gas?
Love seeing Bruce and Alfred joke around and be father and son
Batman fucking praying that superman wasnt on planet is funny as shit, bro knows that if superman is really trying he is absolutly fucked
So Bruce has a mechanical suit of armor powerful enough to best multiple demigods in combat back-to-back, yet he doesn’t have a gas mask built into his batsuit?
Tbh its almost whimsical seeing how the writers will make Batman flawlessly stop whatever god-like being next with his Utility Belt of Bullshit and his cartwheels
I like how everyone calls out Batman BS but no one calls out the BS on Joker. He is a capable villian for sure but, he is pulling BS in this. Bioengineering a Joker Virus that brainwashes in the matter of seconds. They left Hal Jordan out for a reason because it wouldn't have made it past his defenses, the same with Cyborg, and even Superman is stretch.
They want to make Joker a world level threat when his city level, maybe nation level at best. He is so overrated at times. The same with Batman. I really like him, but the BS he pulls with at times makes no sense. Also for some reason in Batman comics all other heroes are at 5th grade level of intellegience.
It's kind of like how you'll never see a video of people get away from cops even tho it happened all the time, the writers want you to know that no matter where your from, you can even be a GOD, NOTHING is more powerful than $.
I would assume that when people call out Batman’s bs all his villains are attached to it as well…
Their power level and screentime is proportional to their popularity. What the fans want to see is what they'll get.
This is how most wrestling series work, from Dragon Ball Z on. It helps to think of it more as a sport that we're watching, than a logically consistent independent world.
"""They left Hal Jordan out for a reason because it wouldn't have made it past his defenses"""
Wonder Woman literally has a poison specialist as a prominent villain, a sentient Virus as an obscure villain and is magically immune to all kinds of mind control plus has a divine lasso that hard counters exactly this kind of shit, they left out Hal cause he wasn't part of that run and not cause they had any problems with giving Joker this kind of plot armor XD...
@@BMoser-bv6kn If that would be even remotely true, Aquaman and Wonder Woman would've regularly steamrolled the Justice League and have had more screentime than the the whole rest together around 2017-2018.
I like that he still shouts 'Noooo!' in his fake batman voice