The Elder Fools: Neurotic to the Oblivibone
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2018
- If you've got to travel by the nine divines, stay off the boulevard of broken dreams
Editor:
Holy Mackerel The Third
/ @holymackerelthethird2478
Main Channel
/ jerma985
Twitch Stream:
/ jerma985 
Игры
I'M A VAMPIRE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
Hahahaha that was so funny
jerma is like a small child
I thought this was a line from Oblivion or something then *THAT* happened
jerma is the funny man
AHHH SHIT.
He hates talking to NPCs and he can't regenerate Magicka, so of course he gets Willpower and Personality.
:l “good natured”
@Willem DaFuckedUp no he just hates talking to them if it's not what the game is.
@Grayson Torrez jojo is utter trash
@@cletusawreetus-awrightus2799 worst take on youtube, plz delete
He should have picked speed. Moving faster would have made everything more entertaining, right?
Jeremy really likes the "when someone comes into this stream first time they'll never want to come back" joke.
The bandicam one was pretty funny
@@ravfan8344 AMEN TO THAT ONE BROTHER! 👏👏👏
I appreciate how Jerma is in a perpetual state of late "'90s to early 2000s" in his game and music choice
I'd hazard a guess a big percentage of his followers at this point weren't even alive when Dookie came out
@@OrangeHarrisonRB3 I may have only been 2 when it came out but I still love it.
Not to mention movie choice.
I mean, Oblivion is 2008, not fucking 2002
Wait. Y'all actually like Green Day?? I thought it was a joke...
Willpower - Affects how quickly you regenerate magicka
Atronach - You do not regenerate magicka
Do you question the wisdom of the basket case random selection method?
his Argonian looks like one of those crying cat memes
Business casual streamer makes life decisions based on Green Day songs
i cant stop laughing at jerma saying "astronaut" instead of "atronach"
I’m late but Jerma yelling that he got blood on his expensive shirt during the Oblivion intro is the funniest shit thank you
Pastor Elbertson attacks peaceful monks while listening to Green Day
With a mace might I add.
2:20 lmao he couldn't stop himself from blurting out a second bit mid way
"I HAVE BROUGHT MY STAR WARS PAJAMAS--"
*Stream lag ruins joke.*
"DA DA DANANA--"
Thank you Twitch.
Was he still on Concast when he streamed this? Did he ever get a different ISP?
@@joshriley2936 he got a different one when he moved to vegas
@@BFTurtledoves COX isn't too much better though
It was his internet provider. He didn't want to start playing while it was so laggy so he did the entire bit at the start in order to kill time with twitch chat
The lag is why he moved to Vegas lol. Blame Comcast, not twitch.
Jeremy looks like he’s about to sell me something, pick my pocket, then invest the money all in the same 25 minute seating
He's also awful at pick pocketing so he looks like he's going a handshake and when you reach out he just starts putting his hands in your pockets and just FUCKING SHAKES IT AROUND LIKE A RAG
Jerma using Basket Case to do eeny meeny miny mo changed my life forever
I'm actually impressed how well he can do an arrow noise.
jerma does good sound effects
I love it when he does the Meat Grinder noise.
its at 9:38
Vampire car salesman breaks into local house, kill family of four, then tries to bribe cops with steam cards and the lord.
Denz is a talented swordsman
DEATH TO THE MPLA
Who would never let fear best him in a fight
Perhaps this is because (something, I forgot)
@@danieldriscoll2155 I THINK I'M CRACKING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Your kind is weak to ice and fire BO-oth
Jerma is a talented midget
*The most incredible game intro of the decade*
Jerma, not paying attention: “....why am I bleeding”
He did a similar thing to the Fallout New Vegas intro, he skipped it and when he got to Benny he didn't even know that he was looking for a man that shot him.
You guys ever think this channel will catch up to current time?
No and that's the way I like it.
Are we even at the Vegas subplot yet?
Not really. It's all over the place and that's okay.
@@SFC3 it makes this channel mirror Jermas streams in a way
Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin at this point on the channel he hasn’t moved yet
Why does his character look like Randall's assistant from Monsters Inc. when he gets his voice sucked out by the machine
You mean Succy Boi?
An open world without Several dozen Easy Pete's just feels empty
"BASTARD!"
Is there an Easy Pete mod for Oblivion?
EDIT: There is not, and that makes me disappointed in the Nexus' community.
The "I'm a vampire you shouldnt of done that" is a line I repeat daily.
timestamp pleas
@@fucyu35282:20
@@fucyu3528bro what
Local streamer has heard about the high elves.
Smallest Man Possible Utilizes Patented Green Day Random Number Generator Algorithm
_Patented_
"I have to have a bit for everything."
That's it, we can all go home now, Jerma has just summarized his entire existence in a single sentence.
local streamer has GARBAGE internet
It’s incredible watching watching a man descent deeper and deeper into insanity. Really makes you think about the human mind
descend is the verb form of a descent, not to be confused with decent
5:05
"I'm one of those people-"
ERRR. Wrong. Correct response was "melodramatic fools."
I can't believe Jerma discovered the speedrun strategy of shooting Garganon in the head at the start of the game.
"I hate personality"
*Blindly sticks with personality*
I like how I fell asleep before "Press T to rest to get free health", woke up the next morning and continued watching. Now this is immersive and lore-friendly.
I forgot he created his character based off Green Day lyrics
That was the most significant Arrow sound I've heard in a long time that actually fooled me good job jerma
Jerma has always cheered me up at the best times.
Sometimes I give myself the creeps!
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps adding up!
I think I’m cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Here is a fun and really really weird fact about Agility in Oblivion...
For some reason
Agility
Mostly acts as
Your
Poise Stat.
For some reason a Stat that's supposed to relate to being agile, Agility makes you Tank properly because apparently having more Agility makes you don't stagger.
It even applies to Morrowind, like when you use the Orc's Berserk Ability.
A ability that gives you a bit of Health and Stanima Increase, but a little warning don't use it when your health is low enough or else you'll die.
And it gets rid of all your Agility for the trade of giving you a 100 Attack, basically Morrowind case it makes you extremely Accurate with your attacks but you can't Dodge Shit.
And the worst part since like I said Agility pretty much effects your Poise Stat.
Meaning you rapidly get your ass kicked by your character keep getting stun locked and finally being knocked down to the ground to be beaten to death.
Extremely weird Orc in Morrowind makes a better Archer then a Warrior Character because of their Berserk Ability.
Micheal Hudgens thanks for this, I had a weird itch to play the game and so I started a Naruto-esque character with High Elf. I was wondering how I keep getting knocked on my ass when I picked Endurance and Strength.
r/rant
I don't know why but the Vault Boy in your profile picture makes me depressed, not like anyone cares
I tried to read the first letter of every line of your comment to see if it made a sentence
@@SilverLining1 Well to be honest I do have weird writing at times, and also writing on a phone always translates differently on the PC when you're commenting on RUclips.
But hey that weird writing style I did is I would say is pretty intentional, doing it for to a little stylish (-:
Breaking news "local man actually picks atronach sign"
its good for glitch runs where you can just have a ridiculous amount of potions or magicka
>"I will sit here for an hour and look up every single one of these"
>Doesn't pick Luck and Endurance
Sometimes my Jerma plays tricks on me
the first ~7 minutes of this is some of my favorite jerma content
13:29 Eternal Soulja Boy.
Dremora boy tell em
now i cant un hear it thank you sm guy its tempting to actually make that a meme thats huge
This is fucking genius
watching the cinematic "why am I bleeding?"
*Local streamer ruins his 145$ shirt on stream*
I'm also the guy that looks up everything before making an important/permanent decision
Yoshikage Jerma timeloops stream, never starts Oblivion. Only stopped when local ambulance driver gets blood on his $150 shirt.
9:48 it’s always good to declare what you are doing when you are doing it.
The funny thing is, the bit doesn’t change but it stays funny
I almost thought Jerma finally came to terms with his crippling neurosis, but then Green Day started playing
you know you're watching the perfect youtuber when you can skip to a random time and instantly crack up to something that just happened.
DO YOU HAVE THE TIME
TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
LaFave Bros take a holiday break.
Jerma released an oblivion video.
"OH MY YES"
BY THE NINE DIVINES!
TheFlu for Jerma Rumble
PSA: These highlights are done a while after the streams, this is old and the Jerma rumble already happened. BUT I think TheFlu WAS in the Jerma Rumble this year!
@@gumisharks5127 when was the jerma rumble?? was it uploaded?
@@HairyHog77 About a month ago, check the Jerma/Star stream archive channel. There hasnt been an edited down highlet mind you, just the full stream.
thanks @@gumisharks5127
My current well being causes me physical discomfort.
I do not enjoy-
Short Magistank eats flu flavored ice-cream while THERE'S BLOOD ON THE SHIRT
Egotistical streamer plays dress-up in front of his captive audience
Truly the stuff of nightmares, and reminiscent of the likes of Silence of the lambs
DO YOU SEE?
12:24 *fart noise* EEAUH!
Oh my god, Jerman playing Oblivion is a dream come true. Thank god for this channel, I can't watch the streams, as I live in Europe and hence, a completely different timezone.
@@Horcerer Thanks dude, didn't know that channel yet!
*Stop right there criminal dwarf!*
It took a while, but I found the lit_ joke.
lit*tle*
Great video, Effector!
But
Don't know if this is a joke, but Mac edited this
@@eoghancarroll4365 Great, you ruined it
@@eoghancarroll4365 Wooooooosh
You mean the second editor
is the video lagging or is it just me
It's really stuttering.
Blame Comcast.
Yeah man the whole stream is behind by 24 years
Are you just paranoid
This man beats cox on stream
This is genuinely one of the funniest jerma stream
SOMETIMES I GIVE MYSELF THE CREEPS
Hearing "I better not have gotten blood on this shirt it was a hundred and like forty five dollars" during the intro was an unexpected occurrence but not an unwelcome one.
Jerma would be the one mormon I wouldn't mind showing up at my door.
Over the years I've heard Jerma making the weirdest of noises, but holy shit 20:15 that really caught me off guard xD
the monte python opening clip makes this video 100% better
Greenday meenday mineday moe
The whole thing around 16:32 kills me everytime. He isn't even able to put a "T" at the end of his "what" because he is so shook.
Literally my favorite moment in any Monty Python movie or show.
Am I the only one who's noticed the pun "Argonian Idiot" Or is nobody saying anything?
DAE
I made the thumbnail and even I didn't notice the pun
@@holymackerelthethird2478 So was it not intended? Oh no.
I think jerma's bad jokes are wearing off on me.
unblessed DAE PUN!!??
Famous final boss of Oblivion, *Garganon*
13:28 SOULJA BOY TELLEM
Thought i was stroking out fortunetly the start of the video is just in 5 FPS.
this only reinforced my idea that jerma is a serial killer in hiding
Fitting, Jerma is a melodramatic fool
17:15
How is it always only jerma who runs into shit like this to wheeze at? I have never seen that before.
ITS THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID
Jerma- "Imagine watching someone do this"
*Realise Im doing just what Im imagining*
can't believe he killed Garganon at level 1
Jerma should do a stream where every time he dies he has to redo every joke from the checkpoint to where he was when he died.
I think Mr Harrington is truly a Basket Case...
why the HELL did he not give the amulet to Barrus!? I never thought about this.. but it suddenly hit me.
If he gave it to Barrus 2/3 of the bad things that happened in Oblivion's story line would not have happened.
Las Vegas streamer goes insane in Oblivion
Boston expat streamer who betrays entire hometown for his gambling addiction
21:51 - 22:05 Had me DYING
That cut at 11:13 is legendary
I was there when he beat the final boss ON STREAM
Snuck attack! - Jerma nine eight five
Jerma can do so many different impressions, it's very impressive.
As a huge Green Day fan, basket case being used as to create the character was so nice
Jerma kinda looks like Patrick Bateman dressed up all like that
This was an acid trip to watch with the “blmūrp mêép” every 30 seconds
Great Green Day references!!!!
Almost threw my laptop out the window thinking it was on my end.
2:17 is when i first realized how truly short jerma is
*DO YOU HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE ABOUT NOTHING AND EVERYTHING ALLLLLL AT ONCE*
This stream screwed me up so much, instead of doing eeny meeny miney moe i do basketcase
16:15 lmao i thought he was going to walk to the ocean with him
Oblivion is like a game of d&d where your comedic friend tried really hard to make a serious plot but ended up messing around most of the time
IS THIS THE GUY WHO KILLED GARGANON ON STREAM?
copyright strike inbound! copyright strike inbound!
I like how he glazes over the fact he got caught shoplifting red handed.