This is a big problem with any voice control software. Some people talk to it like a robot instead of talking to it normally. They're trained on regular voices so they understand you better if you speak to it normal.
Account Abandoned don't even fucking speak of it you don't know, man. we in the band had to play it 10 goddamn times at every basketball game for the last two years I was in high school
17:30 as someone who works with preschoolers I'm imagining that "what happens if you touch an elf" is about the Elf On A Shelf, where there's actual consequences for touching the elf because that's how it "loses its magic", which I'm guessing is incentive for kids to not touch or mess with it
theguywhoisaguy I just wanna say that jerma actually does go to Vegas, he’s there in holding at a federal prison awaiting trial for his crimes against humanity and violation of the Geneva Convention
I like how the Red Dead Redemption soundtrack just pops up out of nowhere after five minutes, and plays for the rest of the video. I'm assuming Jerma put it on during the stream.
8:14 that soundtrack takes me back. I can hear Marston shouting "come on!" as you speed up and the horse neighs, and the coyote howling out in the wild.
@@dinonatorful >In contact with ster_ and etalyx >Possess dwarf-like abilities >Control memes with an iron but fair fist >Owns castle griffinsteed & banks globally >Direct descendant of the ancient royal griffinsteed blood line >Rumored to have been a TF2 youtuber at one time >Said to have 126 IQ when he was 14, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >About 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society >In reality, all 985 Jermas are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent streamers.
_"Human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) is a hormone that supports the normal development of an egg in a woman's ovary, and stimulates the release of the egg during ovulation. HCG is used to cause ovulation and to treat infertility in women, and to increase sperm count in men."_ Basically, it is used to get pregnant. _"Food grade diatomaceous earth (DE) is a gentle abrasive that's also highly absorbent, and it's almost entirely made of silica - an important component of human ligaments, cartilage, and musculature."_ _"As your body begins to detox from the DE, you may experience what is commonly known as 'die off,' which sometimes gives people mild flu-like symptoms for a couple days."_ In human speak, it is dirt that is sold to take advantage of a health craze with little scientific backing.
Man I don't know how jerma felt when ymca rats played. But damn I would feels so touched if I heard that amazing what one guy can do to make so many people smile throughout the day
The fact that "tonight, it's gonna be a good one, let's do it, what is it called, tonight's gonna be a good night" is all the same tone/scale pleases me greatly
I'm gobsmacked that someone making a game where "zoom in" is a crucial voice command would include the word "zoomin" in their dictionary
THE CODE IS ZOOMIN'
"dakota zoom in"
Don’t make any of the codes be zoomin, zoomout, or anything close
the codes look like they would only be 4 letters long too
ISTAYZOOMIN
@@othergeorgea All my Saints rock that gucci ay
gotta love how it struggles to recognize "zoom in" but when he starts complaining about the glare it understands him almost perfectly
no the game thinks he says claire at one point lol
This is a big problem with any voice control software.
Some people talk to it like a robot instead of talking to it normally. They're trained on regular voices so they understand you better if you speak to it normal.
Also the programmer should've excluded "zoomin" as a word.
@@essentials7190 "almost perfectly"
"who plays the flute anymore" is such a bizarre thing to say
Recorder Boiz represent
The Only woodwind that matter’s is the saxophone. BRASS BOYS FOR LIFE YO!
@@myawsomebox BRASS HE SAYS * scoffs in angelic trumpets*
This a real contrabassoon moment
it's not bizarre when you remind yourself that it was said by an absolute pyscho
3:54 love how it didnt understood "Zoom in", but fully accepted "Fucking didnt work no matter what you do"
"The fuckin' Claire coming through my window"
The "Tonight's gonna be a good night" song is such a school-assembly-in-the-gym song it's not even funny.
Account Abandoned don't even fucking speak of it
you don't know, man. we in the band had to play it 10 goddamn times at every basketball game for the last two years I was in high school
Cha cha slides second
YMCA played at every single school disco
Party Rock Anthem, too
My god every fucking Year 9 disco included that stupid fucking
“I’m gonna BLAH BLAH BLAH ONLY GOT $20 IN MY POCKET”
16:42 is great because not only does jerma admit his armpits smell like onions and taco seasoning, he is also shocked that this is just his problem
Yeah but like, cumin (the herb) smells like body odor and is a main ingredient in taco seasoning
@@JacobKinsley as opposed to cumin the what... 🤨
one time i was sweating at a themepark and thought i was stinking up the place but i was just next to a stand selling bloomin' onions
right f****** claire coming through my window it's seriously f****** this whole thing up I can't even
I CAN'T EVEN! 乀( °д°)ノ
You aren't in Roblox
@@thood1607 4:11
Lord Spud I know but he has to censor the swear words like we're in Roblox or some shit
@@thood1607 in the listen bar for the game it was censored like that
I love how the system couldn’t understand 1 or 2 words jerma says but got the entire sentence at 4:03 down perfectly
it did mistake “glare” for “claire” but otherwise i was surprised with how much it understood
@@mossmeow fucking claire coming in the window fucking this whole thing up
19:49 (personal bookmark)
ruclips.net/video/S7OOvSZnmug/видео.html for the whole thing.
thanks! was looking for this comment.
the idea of lying on your birth certificate makes me laugh way more than it should
17:30 as someone who works with preschoolers I'm imagining that "what happens if you touch an elf" is about the Elf On A Shelf, where there's actual consequences for touching the elf because that's how it "loses its magic", which I'm guessing is incentive for kids to not touch or mess with it
You get sent to elf prison for elf abuse and invasion of elf space
16:19 "Is it healthy to eat-AAUHhh..!"
local boomer reminisces about the good old days in 2009 when the black eyed peas were relevant
He's literally a 30 year old Boomer.
Wait... was “boomer” a relevant term 11 months ago?!
Anthony chong It’s been used as a pejorative since 2014 at the very least.
God I miss '09
Isn't this a school day?
FBI rely on Compact streamer to stop crime due to height and a ability to beat Dark Souls on stream
Streamer dies live on camera 14:16
Snaps his fucking neck
PSYCHO STREAMER SNAPS HIS OWN NECK LIVE
Doki Doki’d
Jerma looks like he is in heaven with that lighting
Alot of spiritual search terms aswell, God, Reincarnation.
Mimiyo with the number of times he's died in canon, I wouldn't be surprised.
14:17 Jerma accidentally snapped his neck, killing him instantly
Streamer LIES and MANIPULATES chat in the first 5 MINUTES of stream
it's not lying if the game is a piece of shit that turns zoom in into zoomin and doesn't count it as a command.
@@thematthew4324 yes, that’s the joke
Admits to doing so in last five seconds
2ndJerma fans are still catching up to the Vegas Arc LOL if only they knew what the writer is gonna hit them with
I don't watch the streams and based off of just RUclips uploads I'm convinced he's not actually moving, confirm or deny
@@theguywhoisaguy Confirm, Jerma never actually moves to Vegas
theguywhoisaguy I just wanna say that jerma actually does go to Vegas, he’s there in holding at a federal prison awaiting trial for his crimes against humanity and violation of the Geneva Convention
theguywhoisaguy Jerma didn't move to Vegas.
Vegas moved to Jerma
@@DubskiDude all he did was change his camera angle slightly so it shows the door that was to his left before. Manipulative streamer
The result "everything tastes *better **_wow"_* hits my brain right in its funny spot. I love it so much.
I'm genuinely impressed by how well Jerma pronounced the footballers name's
Agoorero??
This is the same man who pronounces Pseudo Science as 'Sway-dough'
I love when Jerma gets up from his chair and is the same exact height
I like how the Red Dead Redemption soundtrack just pops up out of nowhere after five minutes, and plays for the rest of the video. I'm assuming Jerma put it on during the stream.
Thank god someone else said something. I knew i recognized it from somewhere.
Triggernometry is great
4:03 had me cracking up, just the fact it caught almost everything he said to a T but can't do "zoom in"
14:06 that was perfect timing
Thought I was the only one whom noticed
That chair is almost bigger than jerma
good to see a hockey fan here.
Bryce Stewart Almost?
ahhhh a jerma short joke, vintage
what do you mean almost?
But you have to notice that Jeremy is actually standing on his epic gaming chair, so the chair has to be at least 5x bigger than mr Jerome
RATS RATS WE ARE THE RATS
CELEBRATING YET ANOTHER BIRTHDAY BASH
Y O U N G M A N
@@TheFemSniper celebrating another, wanna birthday bash*
@DC13999 We have the same profile pic
@@TheFemSniper it’s your birthday today, cake and ice cream is on its way
14:05 that subscriber sound was so well-timed.
16:19
Nice
"tonight lets do it, its gonna be a good one"
15:54 the delivery of "hampster balls" is so fucking funny
He should've had the Etalyx soundboard play the first game.
you died again?
With every video uploaded, Jerma's forehead gets slightly greasier.
just wait until the satanic house building video
he looks like butter was smeared on his face under a red light
Allah is gay
6:57 Jerma commits the unforgivable sin of forgetting about Dre.
he's locked in his basement
8:14 that soundtrack takes me back.
I can hear Marston shouting "come on!" as you speed up and the horse neighs, and the coyote howling out in the wild.
Oh yeah. Speeding through Armadillo after beating the game, and the environment feeling lonelier than ever.
According to Google trends the most searches "Jerma" ever got in a month is *97*
I like how when jerma deliberately says commands the game misreads him but when he’s ranting about the glare it picks up every word perfectly
That ending song is too fucking perfect.
May the rats never die.
"Tonight's gonna be a good one"
11:51
Someone please make a full remix of Jerma singing "I got a feeling." By the Black Eye Peas.
Thank you.
Lol I've seen u all over the place.
Arent you a adam emond regular?
From just three words?
ruclips.net/video/LS-Im1tOrRc/видео.html
Just in case you haven't been watching the reddit recently and are still waiting for it
ruclips.net/video/HRBJiHmE-7k/видео.html
"What happens if you touch a elf"
I'm so glad Jerma got to hear that YMCA mashup, that was genius.
Jerma looks like a long lost Bogdanoff clone
Yeah, but not completely terrifying.
Wdum? Can I get a quick rundown on those guys
@@dinonatorful
>In contact with ster_ and etalyx
>Possess dwarf-like abilities
>Control memes with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castle griffinsteed & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal griffinsteed blood line
>Rumored to have been a TF2 youtuber at one time
>Said to have 126 IQ when he was 14, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>About 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, all 985 Jermas are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent streamers.
He bought?
@@faceless2302 this is beauty
_"Human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) is a hormone that supports the normal development of an egg in a woman's ovary, and stimulates the release of the egg during ovulation. HCG is used to cause ovulation and to treat infertility in women, and to increase sperm count in men."_
Basically, it is used to get pregnant.
_"Food grade diatomaceous earth (DE) is a gentle abrasive that's also highly absorbent, and it's almost entirely made of silica - an important component of human ligaments, cartilage, and musculature."_
_"As your body begins to detox from the DE, you may experience what is commonly known as 'die off,' which sometimes gives people mild flu-like symptoms for a couple days."_
In human speak, it is dirt that is sold to take advantage of a health craze with little scientific backing.
I use diatomaceous earth to kill ants lmao
I used DE to kill fleas. Works like a charm
@@twizzah8593 we use DE in our chicken coop to kill mites. Just gotta be careful about making sure they don’t ingest it.
I need a link for that Rat birthday bash / YMCA mashup
ruclips.net/video/S7OOvSZnmug/видео.html 😘
God bless
Jerma is very handsome
I agree
himbo
yeah
@@makh7383 yes
I went to a wedding earlier today and they literally played "I gotta feeling"
PSYCHOTIC streamer tells ENTIRE CHATROOM that he doesnt stop ZERKING OFF
why does my arm look so good because its huge and sexy?
Google it people, let's get it up there.
Jerma can you fix my minecraft
fix mine as well
What's wrong way with it
how to mod minecraft 1.6.9 2018
The fact that he refolded the unfolded chair he was so proud about.
14:07 is so perfectly timed
19:49 just putting a link for my main man UMG.
Man I don't know how jerma felt when ymca rats played. But damn I would feels so touched if I heard that amazing what one guy can do to make so many people smile throughout the day
I've never seen someone use a folding chair indoors unironically
That remix at the end you can tell he's simultaneously so proud and so disappointed lol
I have lied in bed.
I have stood in bed
If you're feet touch the walls, then you can say you stood in bed with feet using a wall as a ground.
I'm so glad the rats song is still alive and well.
19:43 i was surprised that a twitch streamer played copyrighted music but then I looked at the dates
Jerma is the secret 3rd Bogdanoff CONFIRMED
Domp eet
I don’t understand, can I get a quick rundown?
“ve right f******* claire coming trough my window it’s seriously f******** this whole thing up i can’t even”
-jerma, 2018
Young man is such a good boy this year.
"my armpits smell like taco seasoning" Jerma 2018
16:19 "Is it healthy to eat EUGHEE"
The actual disappointment you can hear in his voice at the "I love my pillows" Google Feud is just too much to handle.
The fact that "tonight, it's gonna be a good one, let's do it, what is it called, tonight's gonna be a good night" is all the same tone/scale pleases me greatly
Someone needs to remix that rats song into glue70
ruclips.net/video/oEo-wnm66wA/видео.html
@@FangBacker bless you
14:06
I love how the sub sound was timed with that
someones gotta show jerma all the hidden rats memes
I love this dude and everything he stands for
Streamer stares and zooms in on pictures of young children
ve right f****** claire coming through my window it's seriously f****** this whole thing up i can't even...
"Any moment I'm talking, I could do something stupid" -Jerma985
His reaction to the song was actually so sweet
That donation sound is the best thing in this universe
wow, you can really see how tiny he is in the beginning
the dead silence when he saw pillow as the second most searched for "I love my"
jerma's rant about the black eyed peas just about killed me
I friggin lost it when the 2nd most searched answer for “Where do I Buy Human...” was “Effigies”.
“Tonight is gonna be a good one”
14:07 Perfect timing on that sub
14:06
accidentally perfect subscriber sound
19:42 is still my favorite Jerma moment ever
Still^^
“How to make a salad” vs “where is the nearest McDonald’s”
13:52 I DO UNDERSTAND! That’s how I feel about just photos in general too lol
It always fucking slays me just how bad the voice recognition is in games that solely revolve around them.
All of these things I have literally never searched for.
local prodigy streamer tickles the ivories
WAIT THE BOOK WHERE EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE I REMEMBER THAT JERMA YOU JUST UNLOCKED A MEMORY I FORGOT I HAD
This was therapeutic
This video reminded me to go watch the hit film, the Departed
At least half of those 13 million searches for solitaire are by my grandfather.
9:35 based and bogpilled
quick rundown?
im coming through the window apparently
What Jerma said: THE CODE IS 4162
What Cortona hears: DAKOTA IS 4162
I think some of these things ONLY have such low monthly google searches because they are being searched on RUclips instead
You have no idea how much I needed those quarters thanks g
Hello fellow humans, i see you are admiring my race shoes
18:30 - I like how "bed" isn't on there, but "deathbed" is.
“Look, the chair was folded up last time. This is progress” *undoes the progress*