DIY Labo
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2018
- In this episode, Jerma shows you that with just some time, patience, and leftover cardboard, you can save $70 and make your own mental breakdown
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He's not talking to chat he's talking to three corpses he dressed up off screen
think of this in the back of my head made this video like 100x better
hubert cumberdale, jeremy fisher and majorie stewart-baxter
Theory: the chat member who said "balls on stream" was a leak from his nightmare into the real world
Nightmares*
@@skweezee it’s one connected dream he has every night
@Brupcat 😧 Then it's already too late
Jerma obtains the Lathe of Heaven but continuously fucks up using it and morphs reality into an endless string of catastrophic, embarrassing mistakes centered on him.
i thought people were joking about this dream but no it's entirely real. i think a good percent of his viewers have the naked jerma stream or a variation. i've had 3 different ones.
i dont want to know what this says about me
When he called in an order for "two large (...)" I honestly thought the joke was going to be that he was going to order more pizza to have enough cardboard
Local streamer bankrupts Nintendo and saves the environment.
but loses mind
yit yat and dies off heart attack
and then gives them 3 billion dollars and personally burns down the amazon rainforest
what a wholesome streamer!
1:08 it's cute how he calls us friends and not hostages
30:20 Jerma's best joke, 20 points
what a psychopath
Joke?
+2
@@redline841 I don’t think so
is it a joke?
*streamer puts his greasy small hands on expensive hardware*
*Cardboard isn't hardware*
That's true, it's paperware.
party poopa
*compact hands
@@Centoriun Cardware?
Jerma needs to do an entire stream where he just solves those puzzles on the back of cereal boxes.
this
This
This
this
This
Streamer eats a family worth a pizza then proceeds to sweat for the next 3 hours on stream.
Family worth a pizza
SWEATY SMELLY STREAMER eats A WHOLE FAMILY’s pizzas
my adhd brain skipped the 'pizza' so it sounded like he ate a family before going live
Streamer eats a family
*streamer eats a whole family
Real life footage of disgruntled Elf making children's toys while being forced to eat greasy, sweat-inducing pizza.
That explains his whole deal with Santa from before!
This one. This one is the best
Yeah this is the elf Santa outlawed and is now in charge of the coal in the basment
Jeremy's the type of guy who'd buy 4 pizzas just for a joke. Then again, he's also the type of guy who'd buy an entire clown suit for a 15 second joke.
Xtreme Games he’s also the type of guy who takes a balloon to Las Vegas for 15 minute joke
Jeremy’s the type of guy who’d buy 4 pizzas just for a joke. Then again, he’s also the type of guy who’d buy 4 pizzas just for a joke.
And a comedy shoe for like 4 minutes
Also is the type of guy to waste 400,000 dollars to give chat a fair event.
and 100000 on a dollhouse event
Imagine spending $20 on a used game and $50 on pizza to save $70.
2 million IQ
truly, box comes with pizza in it
But it would've cost 90 bucks cause the game is 20 bucks and Nintendo labor is 70 bucks
@@MrsSkinless nintendo labor
he paid for the game
@@DanDan-kr5sy that's what it is
I love how it cuts from the first piece of cardboard to the finished piano as if to say jerma was completely boring for like two hours
I was fully convinced I was about to watch Jerma cutting and folding greasy pizza boxes for 30 minutes
the scariest part is that i wasn’t gonna click away
Your profile picture is where he got the pizza from.
Jerma: I don't know why people think i'm a psycho
Also Jerma: 30:20
10:10 i like how the only thing that’s stopped him was the fire alarm, not setting his fucking house on fire
"They're hairy and small, deal with it." - Jerma "Jerma985" 985
Jerma is a graduate from the Massachusetts institute of Cardboard.
He'll put that on his gamer resume, right under "And I can do *this"*
_Sure_ he is.
And Denz is a talented swordsman, right?
Uwu
So one October my dad kept making jokes about how he could build a better costume than Spirit Halloween and save us all money, so my sister took him up on the offer.
We got this *GIANT* United Postal Service Box, and he spent the next hour cutting it open, putting arm holes in it, and labeling it "To: Your House, For: Candy."
And it was the most hilarious thing I'd ever seen.
So we go out, and halfway through our rounds my sister's feeling pretty down because I'm dressed up in the Scream mask/robe having fun but she's literally an envelope for Halloween. And we're walking up to this one house while I'm trying to comfort her, when the door opens and the lady at the house just *freaks out.*
She's like "WAIT RIGHT HERE LET ME GET MY HUSBAND HE'LL LOVE THIS."
So we stay there and thirty seconds later this lady brings in her husband who turns out to be a *mailman,* and they love my sister's costume so much that they can't stop gushing over it.
Best Halloween memory ever.
And then everyone clapped.
1 year later, and I read this, this is still a very wholesome story. Hope that cheered your sister up lol
@@scarfabledscar dude how is this even that unbelievable
@@scarfabledscar damn man, can't even believe a /single/ story on the internet, can you? congrats, you use reddit
@@scarfabledscar grow up
Computer doctor 2: cardboard boogaloo
cardboard doctor
Sweaty psychopath struggles to fold cardboard and threatens to burn down house on stream
Rewatched that a couple days ago, this sequel is great.
a real statement
A SEE-THROUGH
*GOLD* *PLATED*
-CRASH-
20:19 Here's the timecode for Jerma almost (fake) throwing up on stream in case I ever forget again.
Somehow I didn't notice that until seeing your comment but now I can't stop laughing at it haha
It wasn't a dream, we all saw it Jeremy, we just didn't say anything.
Shh don't tell him.
I have it saved on my hard drive
Imagine randomly clicking on this stream not knowing anything about Jerma and just seeing a drunk grown man wearing a trash bag diaper play with a child's cardboard toy with pizza boxes scattered across his room.
29:32 I haven't laughed that hard at a RUclips video in way too long. To the point where I couldn't keep my eyes open, Jerma is pure comedy
This is peak Jerma - lots of money and effort spent in a joke that doesn't even really work
>Homestuck
@@Isaacandjed ok
@@Isaacandjedhonk
@@inkartridge honk
honk
Local streamer loses his mind playing with cardboard for more than 8 hours.
I wish Mackerel left in the part where Jerma loses his shit when he realized the joycon was still in the piano he just through straight into the wall
I think either Mack skipped around in the two VODs because of how long they were or he just didn't want the video to be too long. I wish his breakdown at 'cheesgrater on feet or riot in chat 😤' was in here.
That sentence whurtes to read
Mackerel, while doing a great job, always cuts out of the funniest bits for some reason.
clip?
I'd love to see a clip of that, then. :P
at 28:06 it sounds like jerma was about to play a real song
Remember everyone NEVER eat pizza, only eat nuts, walnuts, greens, and “heavy liquids”(?)
Mercury is an essential part of a balanced diet.
@@BasedPeanutButterEnjoyer dude are you trying to **KILL** someone?? He said **heavy**. Kids, drink your lead
The more I watched Jerma's highlights, the more the intros started to make sense. I went from thinking they were completely random to now I know exactly what they mean.
Computer Please enlighten this nonbeliever
You get something from that?
Jerma is the disaster, the master blaster
We are the millions of voices, just SCREAMING for some meaning
But in the end all that remain, just like how it began
Was Jerma, and *silence*
"Papa bear is very, very tight." - Jeremy "Jerma985" Elbertson, 2018
25:17 is an underrated little moment. His comedic timing is impeccable
Jerma you can literally just print the actual sheet on cardboard and still not buy the whole thing
22:45 the 0-100 from talking about crypto scams to the moth thing sent me
I hope everyone’s having a nice day, staying healthy and drinking those heavy liquids.
If you can't handle me at my worst, OBEY YA THIRST!
You mean like, mercury?
@@flamingoman6812 Like the planet?
no, like potassium tetraiodomercurate(II)
Don’t forget your nuts, walnuts, and greens either.
"Hmmm, what kind of cardboard should I use to hold my expensive electronics?"
How about the greasiest cardboard one could possibly obtain?
11:45 is he trying to use the pizza grease to “heal” the cardboard??
A nintendo labo speedrun would actually be really cool where you have to build then play the game
$70 per play so you better get good fast
Jeremy must have learned alot from jermacraft to be that good at crafting things from pizza boxes
I love that Otto is his lock screen.
Thank god mackerel can post for jerma during his journey through the sky lasting approximately 3 to 17 days
30:20 Jerma moment
14:09 I really don't understand why it's so hard for him to wear clothes in his streaming room, specially while working, this is not the first time he told us a story like this one.
It’s fuckin HOT in Vegas.
he just forgot where his human body parts were! cut him some slack
13:35
I-I'm alri- I'm hav--
this is happy
Is this the guy who [VERB] [NOUN] on stream??!?
Yo this guy is [ADJECTIVE]!!
29:27 Beter Griffin noise
*heh*
29:54 really reminds me of the ALOOOONE squidward scene for some reason
jerma only thinks it was a dream
This must be before his doctor prescribed him sunflower seeds
Greasy Pizza Gremlin Eats Cardboard: The Stream!
I refuse to believe jerma has windows anywhere in his house
"If I don't do the piano in two hours, then...
You know what I mean?"
DUDE, JERMA IS PACKING!!!
Ikr... i couldn't stop staring :(
I'm begging you, please turn on automatic captions at 28:59 while jerma sings mario
You've discovered treasure
Dip doughnut
jerman definitely ate glue half way in the video
I can only imagine how much of shitshow this would've been if he stuck with the pizza box bit for the whole thing
I feel like he planned to until he saw how many steps there actually were (150 minutes?!)
the way he says ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃʰ ᵐʸ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇᵃˡˡˢ at 15:18 hurts me deeply
This video suggests that Jermas house is just 1 bedroom and that's it
total money spent rounded up around i believe $580 give or take.
-used $20 console
-$50 worth of pizza boxes
-$70 labo variety kits x2
-$444 delivery
clearly worth it over $70 for cardboard
papa bear is very very tight
Is this the streamer who finished NINTENDO LABO ON STREAM?
I THINK IT IS
This guy is _FUCKED_
NUTS
WALNUTS
GREENS
HEAVY LIQUIDS
I love the way he gose back and forth between an introvert and an extrovert
I'm so glad Grandpa was able to visit the stream.
jerma’s dedication to the bit is so good, he never admitted he bought the game new, he improv’d that whole amazon drone skit
*Miniature demon constructs tools of war from sweat inducing video game pizza*
This video makes me want to take a shower
7:26 AMAZON DRONE BABY! *disappears*
Insane short man consumes moths and drinks cooking wine on stream
“Papa Bear is very, very tight”
I was waiting the entire time for him to spill his drink all over his cardboard.
*violently tosses pizza on the floor*
DON'T EAT THAT
What's ominous is the clock ticking in the background (and now you hear it too.)
Snowspring9 his heartbeat
The pizza box bit felt like I was watching THAT uncle pretend to buy me a LABO
I love the fact he didnt pre eat the pizza
Making overpriced video game controllers yourself out of pizza boxes is punk AF
25:58 "my hair looks like a mustache" oh dear god do we have something coming up for that
thought the title was "DIY Lambo"
Save yourself 200,000$ the easy way.
he spends all night assembling a lamborghini using only pizza and cardboard.
12:04 i'm fine
30:20 saving this for later rn
POV: Your single, Boston, impoverish father attempts to keep you happy and entertained by ordering pizza and using the greasy cardboard to re-create Nintendo Labo schematics after you cried that all the kids at school had money to buy the Switch.
Sidenote: your father wastes rent, food money, and other expenses on maintaining his man cave computer
Jerma may be small
*but dat boi be packin sum heat noamsayin*
24:30 that bottom left screen is the same one sent by the Joker in The Dark Knight
I remember listening to this stream in the background while playing Salt and Sanctuary and suddenly coming to the epiphany that it was 3 A.M.
happy 2 year anniversary of this video
AT EXACTLY 16:56 I GOT AN AD I THOUGHT JERMA COULD CONTROL MY COMPUTER FOR A SECOND
This man's confidence could raise the dead
I actually didn't realize the beginning was a bit until he joked about the drone. Trying to use pizza boxes as Labo is just so... Jerma, I didn't even question it.
Holy FUCK he literally predicted the Save the Kids Coin scandal. INSANE streamer PROPHET knows about GLOBAL TRAGEDIES and tells NOBODY.
"Papa bear is very very tight"
-Jerma
jerma DOESNT tip and THREATENS a robot with DEATH but also says something BASED about SOCIETY
16:16 the "then i found out it wasn't real. ...till today! (stands up)" had me rolling omfg
In my discoveries, when you get late into a Jerma stream you begin to see cracks of his true form showing. Jerma is not human.
jerma has got to be the funniest fucking person on this earth
7:58 The glass is my life.
Nuts walnuts greens and heavy liquids, got it
At 28:06 I thought he was actually about to play something great but then it just....huh..
That sounds like an amazing town theme or something.
30:20 I love how his fucked up hair here even makes him look like a serial killer.
“Only eat walnuts, greens, and… heavy liquids!” He is from another planet. **plays psycho killer and hip to be square on top of each other at 2x speed**