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I think he is joking because he knows that everyone wants him to play minecraft but he wont do it, and him making the chat pissed is entertaining to him
tbh im pretty sure he orchestrates a lot of chats "demands" like he can say hes seeing something and then people will just start saying it even if they were before or not that way he builds this charcter and relationship with the chat while also being able to direct where the narrative of the content goes
Jerma is like a substitute teacher to an unruly class of middle school students. Play Minecraft! Chug booze! Is it Minecraft time?! Climb out the window!
2:00 Mr. Coombs has got to be a long lost relative to Jerma somehow. He's got the dumb jokes, facial expressions, comedic timing, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY he's got the Jerma strut.
Just in case you were wondering: Barefoot Bubbly Pinot Grigio is 13% alcohol. That's 7.7 standard drinks per bottle if you measure your booze that way.
How does Jerma keep his energy for nearly every stream he does? I would be exhausted after 20 minutes of talking and would been running out of ideas. Amazing guy!
Adding comment about that time Jerma tried to argue not drinking Dave's Barefeet wine and then found out Barefoot wine was made by a guy named Davis. Then twitch points out this video of him drinking Barefoot wine
Oh my god! I gotta watch the whole stream! Drunk Jerma is HILARIOUS! When he jumped out of the window I had to restart the video and make a drink for myself xD
“When I was a teenager I got arrested for throwing an egg at the ground-“ best part
It was actually an homicide
compact teenager throws egg at the ground
@@badchannelignore1181 Abortion =/= homicide
@@driboleet Don't get your psycho jokes here. Not funny -_-
The fuck are these replies?
Compact streamer throws egg at ground, escapes jail time by asking the jury if they know who his dad is
Ok
@@ancientomega Ok
He looked genuinly sad when noone voted for L.A. Noir. Like he disappointed the entire audience :(
Reeszon i knooooow! its so endearing :(
Just like when he found out nobody liked the Lab-O streams
I think he is joking because he knows that everyone wants him to play minecraft but he wont do it, and him making the chat pissed is entertaining to him
@@Gunmils
I would too if my fanbase was full of super vocal cunts tbh lmao
Jerma is Sad Part 5
Chat: “❤️”
Jerma: “Thanks guys!” *proceeds to run over pedestrian with truck*
I feel like Jerma caves into chat's demands too easily.
I agree
tbh im pretty sure he orchestrates a lot of chats "demands" like he can say hes seeing something and then people will just start saying it even if they were before or not
that way he builds this charcter and relationship with the chat while also being able to direct where the narrative of the content goes
You see in the vegas arc, this so-called "chat" has birthed a new adversary for their own good. Which is *O N E G U Y*
Except for tf2 demands
@@iambrett333
You haven't watched a Jerma stream before then. His chat is full of assholes. Regardless of his input.
the best part about drunk jerma is that you can never tell how much of it is the alcohol and how much is just him pretending to be drunker than he is.
jerma was absolutely destroyed on non-alcoholic sparkling grapefruit juice this stream
1:23 "Hey, if he had been black or Hispanic, you'd be sing -- le handedly won the war." Holy shit what an edit
Streamer falls out window from 100 story building attempting to get his cork
@Comrade Dyngus *Compact you damn bigot
Just -sniff- roll - you'll be fine ruclips.net/video/sJaPQvC5P2c/видео.html
Take 10d8 bludgeoning damage
When his girlfriend or whoever that was came down the stairs and he went quiet is like when you’re talking to your friends and a parent comes in
The fact that jerma called a bug an alien is so in character it’s painful
local environmentalist chugs 3 champagne bottles and screams about minecraft
In other news, a regular Jerma stream.
I love how all of these kinds of comments read like campy newspaper front page headlines
Jerma is like a substitute teacher to an unruly class of middle school students. Play Minecraft! Chug booze! Is it Minecraft time?! Climb out the window!
If only you knew
Jerma is like a streamer who has a very shitty fanbase
Then they start crying and telling him that he's scaring them. Literally middle school children.
@@bargbikernes31 No he IS a streamer with a very shitty fanbase.
some of my teachers were definitely drinking
"I don't chug drinks"
Flash back to when Jerma almost puked when he downed half a can of dr. pepper in 3 seconds.
Link please
please Link
Link please
Link to Dr pepper chug ruclips.net/video/JaaoDZMRAMU/видео.html
holy shit. thanks
Local streamer forced by his own chat to play minecraft
You made the same joke on Jorgel's Shenmue 2 stream
hey man i don't like your profile picture
@@whywyatt376 no u
Is your pfp winnie the pooh porn?
@@spritejunkee yes
*So excited for Jermacwaft*
6:00 I love how he fakes chugging the champagne
streamer gets black out drunk inside a storage unit
2:00 Mr. Coombs has got to be a long lost relative to Jerma somehow. He's got the dumb jokes, facial expressions, comedic timing, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY he's got the Jerma strut.
He literally walked like jerma omg
jerma invented twitch
Oh yeah yeah he did
jerma invented life
It saddens me that JC will go down in history as a meme from a Fortnite RUclips shitter
@@rodbot More like a LEGEND
@@rodbot You're a complete jackass
Streamer drinks and drives on stream.
Jerma actually lives on the third floor.
This proves he's 41'6", as I suspected.
Wait what? So was he actually huge the whole time? Unless he is goblin sized for a person that is very tall
25:47 watch out Jerma, there's a pin on the floor. Better pick that up before someone steps on it.
this made me laugh so hard
Just in case you were wondering: Barefoot Bubbly Pinot Grigio is 13% alcohol. That's 7.7 standard drinks per bottle if you measure your booze that way.
Also Barefoot is gross
No I measure my wine by bottle
Keith Ward I measure my wine by the mug
No fucking way I get sick after FIVE STANDARDS
i’m always gone after about 9.3 standard drinks
I feel bad for him. There towards the end he sounded genuinely hurt that only a few people actually wanted to see him play l a noire
greatest actor of all time
It was a joke
The bell lets me know when to laugh :)
How does Jerma keep his energy for nearly every stream he does? I would be exhausted after 20 minutes of talking and would been running out of ideas. Amazing guy!
Streamer enters window and sees alien, proceeds to vacuum shirt
Local sweaty dwarf gets drunk on non alcoholic wine, forced to pee in bottle and revive video series
jerma is afraid of tape, ovens, and champagne bottles
Don't forget the bees.
And balloons
And bowsette
Don’t forget cloning (via litter) and 7G.
And the acoustic guitar
Thank you for these highlights, i don't have time for a whole stream, but i still get to enjoy your charismatic personality!
Streamer forces self to use worst joke of them all
There's no telling what I would do to be that champagne bottle.
18:25
Local bostonian streamer gets invaded by worlds smallest alien.
Streamer gets drunk on sparkling grapefruit juice
Jerma hurts himself hitting the bell
Stefan: "You're as thick as a whale sandwich aren't ya son"
“Do you know who my father is?!”
Oh shit! I'm sorry!
13:21 local streamer throws up and shits blood on stream while laughing
Jerma is handsome pt 2
every video is jerma is handsome pt i+1
only if we had jerma is gay part 1 :(
Vrisket don't force that on other people
LIFE IS GAY, IM BI
@@GreenFlame44 sorry jerma gay now. WIG!
Absolutely destoryed on champenn sory guys
14:34 "Jermacraft Killer 'would kill innocent man again if he had the chance.'"
I love how his mic has the exact same imperfections as the ones used in the game so sometimes he sounds like a character in the game
I really wish when Jerma said
"It is true we are streaming until the internet turns off"
then the stream immediately cuts out
basement arc makes me feel comfortable, it's something about the mic
Jerma decends into madness pt 4129
Carl you can't decent to madness if you're all ready there
When Kim came down and confiscated the champagne 💀 that was funny asf,, she cut him OFF. She said, okay that’s enough for one night.
This video/stream is a gift that keeps on giving. Things just keep happening one after another
Jerma was so short it took him several seconds to fall like, ten feet.
Local streamer forced by chat to pee in a champagne bottle
25:00 joke or not, this hurts
Short celebrity streamer hides 100+ items of Bowsette porn, girlfriend almost finds out
21:59 the screams of a foolish streamer
I lost it when he screamed into the mic
Adding comment about that time Jerma tried to argue not drinking Dave's Barefeet wine and then found out Barefoot wine was made by a guy named Davis. Then twitch points out this video of him drinking Barefoot wine
the jerma extended universe is real
16:42 a little bit of me was hoping that he would break his neighbor's window
@K19 yes, a piece of cork being launched with alot of pressure
What makes this even better is that his mic is the same quality as the jermacraft videos
Jerma turns alcoholic the stream
16:52 Jerma has a big swigg
You should read the Jerma manga, it's like 6 and a half arcs ahead of the anime
Local streamer becomes raging alcoholic who purposely destroy the environment
Whenever jerma gets out his window, i get genuinely terrified
Whenever jerma puts out a video, I get genuinely terrified.
Local man drives internet service provider into bankruptcy after downloading Minecraft.
3:31 almost pissed myself hearing that for the first time
Holy shit
i havent watched a jerma video in so long and i have no idea why, i always enjoy them wtf
Just seeing this now makes me feel like a sinner
i want jermacraft episode one to be played at my funeral, a true timeless masterpiece.
Mic is broken? _nom_ *_AAAAAAAAA_*
I need to green screen the jerma walk over 2:19
@Dylan Scott no, some fortnite youtuber is telling them to.
@@1324Potato Oh yeah yeah what a shame
good to know jerma's still alive and making hilarious content
minecwaft 3:30
Very compelling, my compact compadre...
Is this what “Mindbreak” mean that I seen in doujinshis
Judging by your profile picture I'd say you don't really need to ask that question.
yes
Yo, is this the guy that found a cork ON STREAM?!
Excellent commentary Jeremy, keep it up!
6:21 THAT WAS MY BEST HAT!
Jerma is teaching us all that drinking and driving... is ok
These vids are getting more and more abstract
Lives in US
Opens champaign
Gets shot by police
15:59 Jerma somehow becomes a better driver in-game after drinking
Insane enviromentalist streamer tries to get drunk with apple juice, nearly dies rescuing a cork
your hair's lookin great
ABSOLUTE COMEDY GENIUS
Jerma stubs toe in video game
*cue hysterical laughter*
16:54 this part trips me up every time I watch this vid, because I don’t know if he’s actually drinking or pretending
17:30 *"oh bubbles..."*
"Alcoholic streamer relapses on stream!!!"
Jerma got the cork
"DO YOU CHUG DRINKS?"
Oh my god! I gotta watch the whole stream! Drunk Jerma is HILARIOUS! When he jumped out of the window I had to restart the video and make a drink for myself xD
Drunk streamer attempts to oscillate himself with a vacuum after breaking into his neighbor's house through an open window
Drunk middle-aged man hosts most viewed Minecraft livestream
Welcome to the city of Boston, where Jerma plays one game for hours in one day, shouldn’t that be in the book of Jerma records?
Jerma drives like a crazy maniac for 25 minutes straight
this video has 2011 Jerma voice over quality
First time I've ever seen anyone vacuum on stream
Local child arrested for throwing an egg at the ground.
24:20 *sad polling*
Man baby loses it after having alcohol taken away by caretaker
"Jerma your mic is broken"
*proceeds to deepthroat microphone*
Local responsible tipsy streamer takes care about his community and cleans up after himself and his house