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@Reboot Required i don't even remember what it was now that it's deleted, but judging from my response i wasn't *un*aware that it had nothing to do with the video lol
Imagine walking down a dirt road when you hear the faint, distant sound of a car's horn. You look around, but there are no cars in sight. The noise continues to get louder and louder, but there are still no cars anywhere to be seen. Finally, you glance up into the sky, only to catch a glimpse of a silver sedan plummeting at terminal velocity mere moments before it pulverizes your soft, shitty body
if you come to a jerma stream you cant expect him to just play the game normally, SOMETHING always has to happen in order to make the stream jerma authentic.
The 3DS joke was SO much better on the stream. I swear to god, I cried and laughed so fucking hard watching it. The evolution from shitty joke to full-blown OBS mastery really brought everything together
At some point you discover you can fly everywhere, and cars become a joke. The road is but subject to our daunting ability to sail through the atmosphere
Red Dead's falling off a cliff vs. Just Cause's slamming headfirst into the ground, VS. Viscera Clean Up Detail spills for "Jokes Jerma is physically and mentally incapable of not doing while streaming 2019 award".
i thought that my phone screen was fogging up for no apparent reason till i realized it was just this game's absolutely horrendous graphics and lighting
![[BEHIND THE SCENES] Stanley Parable Devs Mess with Jerma Live on Stream](/img/1.gif)
The commitment to that 3ds joke
What about it
@Ezekiel Mohamed sounds like a terrible relationship!
@Reboot Required i don't even remember what it was now that it's deleted, but judging from my response i wasn't *un*aware that it had nothing to do with the video lol
The 3DS joke is another definition of a Jerma-joke.
in other words, making nothing into something fucking hilarious
COFFEE
CHEETOES
CHICKEN
WE GOT SOME
Imagine not knowing Jerma, connecting to his stream for the first time and seeing him pretending to play Just Cause 4 on a dirty 3DS
DanielC10 that’s the beauty of his jokes
no need to, i was sold at that very moment. literally only person on twitch i watch
The first thing that came to mind was the dude who asked what the baseball event was
That 3DS joke put me to tears, especially after he put his reflection on the screen.
Same, just the way he cleans is by breathing on it
@@corncobjohnsonreal Can you explain to me how that comment has already aged TWO FUCKING YEARS. Holy shit.
@@DerangedScout because Jerma clips are timeless
@@seanfritz7999 Based
@@DerangedScout damn cuz why do you keep getting resurrected
Man it’s really impressive that the 3DS port was able to run this game at 60 fps
fr how is this game like this
That's only on the New 3DS though.
blackore64 nah there’s no nubstick on Jerma’s 3DS
@@bbenny9033 hes running it on a shitty pc, on my xbox one it looks way better than this.
@@alihatem7495 No? It's on the 3DS, how can you not tell?
Imagine walking down a dirt road when you hear the faint, distant sound of a car's horn. You look around, but there are no cars in sight. The noise continues to get louder and louder, but there are still no cars anywhere to be seen. Finally, you glance up into the sky, only to catch a glimpse of a silver sedan plummeting at terminal velocity mere moments before it pulverizes your soft, shitty body
Jerma's comment section never fails to disappoint.
@@plainplane7580 what do you expect? It's basically chat
I imagined it the whole situation but in my home.
@@Handle423 lies, chat can't write full sentences
Plain Plane do you mean never ceases to amaze??
Jerma: *sees animals*
Jerma: “What are you people doing?”
To be fair they just walked into the water
if you come to a jerma stream you cant expect him to just play the game normally, SOMETHING always has to happen in order to make the stream jerma authentic.
the thing that happens always has to be a either critical fucking failure or an explosion but they're both after either a silly voice or an impression
@@thesmiler1579 and i wouldn't have it any other way
Thats the Jerma charm
The 3DS joke was SO much better on the stream. I swear to god, I cried and laughed so fucking hard watching it. The evolution from shitty joke to full-blown OBS mastery really brought everything together
It's impossible to fully appreciate the joke unless you see him spend over half an hour setting it up
@@Platitudinous9000 AHHAAHAH from the youtube video it seemed like he was just a streamer god being able to set that shit up so quickly XD
When chat was spamming links to a pair of hands for jerma to put on the 3ds was a highlight for me.
How long ago was this stream?
I just wish he used a bunch of fingerprint smudge marks, that would have made it incredible
Jerma's "mediocre streamer/noob youtuber" voice kills me
It might be his DSP impression
Jerma: *complains about game mechanics
Also jerma: *murders 300 innocent people with only balloons
I remember this live lmao, chat just kept pushing him further
As it should. We are literally watching a man go insane and it is wildly entertaining
chat giving him increasingly better 3ds screen overlays was the best part
He REALLY liked that sneeze joke didn't he
His channels' foundations were TF2 and sneeze jokes. He had to let one go.
Foreshadowing comments.
man it worked.
I love his clear childlike glee over the dirty screen joke since he appears and disappears the transparency like 12 times
These last 2 Just Cause videos have had me in absolute tears. My god I haven't laughed this much in months.
I lost it when his reflection started cleaning the 3DS like he’s stuck inside the 3DS
This 3ds bit belongs in the hall of fame alongside the condemned RUclips's bit.
Jerma does a very good 3DS Owner impersonation
Jerma looks like Glue-Man in the 3DS reflection
Dude I *just* stopped laughing at the 3DS joke and you had to make me start wheezing again.
Jerma's sneeze is so powerful it can cause sonic booms and crack a 3DS screen
Local streamer destorys stream quality by playing a 3ds
Jerma just said "what are you people doing" to a bunch of animals at 7:18
The 3DS part is hilarious
7:40 You're gonna extract him?
😂😂😂
Subject on board, leave the rest to us
He’s coming too? Roger that
This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ.
This is Pequod! On station at LZ!
Really glad Nintendo is broadening their views on games to port. Hopefully we can get a God of War port on the gameboy in the future.
minecraft for gamecube soon hopefully
6:00 (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, 2000)
+2
I cannot believe they ported this to the 3DS and not the Switch.
Man let people on the 3ds have fun too
The switch wasnt even fully grown yet in 2019
@@almorik it's a piece of shit in 2021 too
3:03 is comedy gold, so glad to have found this wonderful streamer
blink three times if hes holding you hostage
blink 4 times if you’re in a meat grinder
Genuinely, when he was doing the dirty screen joke, I sneezed just before he did both times/
no you didn’t stop lying
Top 10 things that never happened
This right here
This is why I love Jerma.
Grodon Skiman
(6:15) On May 19, 2019, Jerma Jermstar passed away on Isola di Volgano.
Eventually, he stopped thinking.
to quote my friend. "He the ballosns. And dropped thebcar so myfch" this was sent as he laughed so hard he was crying
8:02 *FULTON RECOVERY SUBJECT CONFIRMED ONBOARD HELICOPTER*
Danny De Ditto You’re extracting him?
The 3ds bit is actual comedy gold
Watching him steal someone's motorcycle and immediately total it after going like 160 km/h on the highway was a high quality Jermoment
I like the part when he smacks into the ground.
Jerma is forever trapped inside that 3DS
You know Jerma is having fun when he uploads two videos in a row for a game.
That one moment u realize jerma is 34 and still looks 20
He looks like 29 not 20 lol
2:19 German Stuka diving on Soviet positions. circa 1943.
*Jerman
this is the unregistered hypercam joke on a whole different level
HEY RICO IS ME COUSIN LETS GO BOWLING
**Declines call*
@@drox3992 *Thumbs down at the bottom left of screen appears*
@Munat *me in unwanted 3 star police chase*
RICO XDD
Welcome back to jerma not quite putting 2 and 2 together then making an amazing 3DS joke
The fact that you can play it at 640*480 just cracks me up.
At some point you discover you can fly everywhere, and cars become a joke. The road is but subject to our daunting ability to sail through the atmosphere
That was one of the greatest Jerma jokes i have ever seen.
Red Dead's falling off a cliff vs. Just Cause's slamming headfirst into the ground, VS. Viscera Clean Up Detail spills for "Jokes Jerma is physically and mentally incapable of not doing while streaming 2019 award".
Just Cause: Known for its incredible action movie explosions
Also Just Cause: Car falls from 10,000 feet and lands without a scratch
Yay 2014 Jerma is back.
09:00 oh okay he's gone again
8:04 "Extraction arrived at mother base, great job boss"
i thought that my phone screen was fogging up for no apparent reason till i realized it was just this game's absolutely horrendous graphics and lighting
Every single video on this channel is pure gold
"This is the best part of the whole video" -Jerma
Get a load of this guy.
And here we see Jerma return an asteroid to its natural habitat - space
A true enviromentalist and an absolute unit
The new truck punchline is just jerma smashing his face into the ground
6:00 The new majoras mask remake is looking great!
Good to know you can buff out cracked screens just by breathing on it
How did he see all these car wrecks without laughing
Jerma loves to do the exact same joke of ramming head first into the ground with the flight suit
jerma attaching like 8 balloons to a cow to try and get it out of the water only for it to rocket up into space was the real highlight
In just cause you could literally be standing doing nothing and somehow something will explode
Holy shit I wish I watched this stream, the 3ds sneezing joke absolutely killed me.
10:30 this is how you know this streamer actually puts time and effort into their streams and maybe videos, and is criminally underrated
And is criminal
5:50 JoJo's bizzare adventure part 2
5:26 putting the moon back into the sky
I'm losing my mind this is the funniest Jerma stream I've seen in a while
I've been sick for the past few days and playing through Ocarina of Time 3D.
This hit a little too close to home.
I hope your screens aren't cracked!
hey that’s not that bad at all, if i had a 3DS i’d be playing ocarina 24/7 most likely
5:07
Hey, I'm in the game!
how to tell someone what jokes jerma makes:
either send them this video or the definition of a jerma joke video
He’s coming too? Roger that.
Just Because 4: GBA Edition
This is going in the best bits playlist
The ball is what Drake was explaining to the girl as in 1 in 5 people don't make it to the ground.
Cant get enough of this game
That 3ds joke is the reason I’m subbed to jerma so funny lmao
The quote "I sneezed so badly that I cracked my 3ds" is attributed to early 21st century video game streamer and well-known midget Jeremy Elbertson.
this is definitely one of the best bits that took longer than 5 minutes to set up
Angry Boston man sneezes on strean
3rd Rock From the Sun intro hell yeah!
Not to worry, we're still flying half a car
0:02 *You've Alerted the Horde*
Jerma the suicidal paratrooper
Cust Jause 4 looks great on the 3DS.
this was actually a really funny bit, thank you
Local streamer destorys stream quality by playing a ds
8:03
"Cow Launched."
Eventually Jerma stopped thinking.
For real, how do you not have over a million subs with both of your channels? I'm dying from laughter xD
somewhere in the world, a man got smashed by the temple of doom stone head going terminal V
*Dear Jerma*
*I’ve baked you a cake*
2:04 - 2:42 Jerma's entire experience with this game.
Only Jerma would put _this much_ effort into the dumbest joke you could imagine. Please never change.
3rd rock from the sun was the best show
Yes
I Agree
this is it. the 3ds joke is the greatest JermaBit in all of Jerma history
Jerma lost to pinwheel on his first try
5:49 part 2 ending in a nutshell
lol imagine getting crushed by a large rock
DID YOU PLAN THIS TOO, JERMA??
wait, is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?
@@crazzilla7203 no
RIP Kars
This entire game is "faceplant: the punchline"
2:19
Is it like a currency thing?
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
This is just the ending to doctor strange love when the fucking compact cowboy rides a nuke down to earth