15:38 "Lure Them away and wreck the van, make it look like I died in a big explosion!" *Proceeds to launch the van to space and explodes* Game: *Mission Failed, The Van Exploded*
This must be the same universe where COD Ghosts came from. A universe where Latin America has a space program fit for war, and every third world country just for some reason has a super advanced military.
Which is strange but i believe in ghost recon wildlands its in a country side of south america but somewhere its stated that the cartel there has some partnet who gave out some surplus military hardware and I believe in just cause 3 the black hand were their own thing and in the main game there is some strange partnership going on, don't remember exactly
@@shenbeuv2616 Ah, ok it has been a very long time since I played wildlands but i didnt play much, i got the game because predator, but just cause.........I didn't play 1 but i got the feeling i dont need to care, i played 2 on PC (it was a nvadia promotion card my dad gave me, but its a little complicated), the game crashed a few times then i play 3 and some things felt disconnected like hte black hand
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The Just Cause games are meant to play like that it’s just usually less stupid. Like 3 was received really well because it didn’t look as bad and was way less buggy
I've only ever played Just Cause 2, but 4 looks like a complete clusterfuck. So many mechanics shoehorned into one package and none of it seems to work or look good.
I like how they hyped up the game by talking about the crazy storms you have to deal with and only gave us like ONE tornado in an area of the map you only go to maybe once or twice on purpose
Gabe Smith the game is in 3 regions, one region has a tornado, one has a lightning storm, one has a dust storm. They went through with the weather feature, the game had a bad launch due to god awful optimization and a bad story.
Developers: “we added realistic wind simulations to further enhance the players immersion, along with natural disasters like tornadoes that have “realistic simulated” wind velocities that will pick up physics based objects such as the player and the environment around it”. Jerma: It’s GARRY’S MOD TIME.. flies his wing suit at 2mph gaining altitude and doing flips midair with no momentum “realistic”.
@@antipsychotic451 lmao you and @DeadChannel saying NO to nit picking is why Developers think Gamers are stupid idiots who will eat up and buy whatever product they shit out cause they should just "shut up and move on when they don't like something" its called having Opinions and if you don't like it then fucking COPE lmao.
16:10 it took like 10 seconds to realize that he needed to jump out of the van. Fucking, the barrels were exploding around him, and even then, he didn't realize he had to jump out of the van until he died. God I lover Jerma
Having a war in the background IS a good cover up for the fact that the npcs will just drive into explosive barrels and blow up and you can hear it while just going about your day
Had a lot of fun editing this one, and I've got more along the way. Also, sorry about the poor quality in the video. I had to download the VOD from RUclips, and bad compression plus the game's excessive bloom meant that it would look even worse when reuploaded. I tried to minimize RUclips's compression by upscaling to 1080p, which may help a little. Anyways hope you enjoy.
5:48 **News Report** Today, a man has jumped from a bridge into the "fuckin" river, sadly taking his life. Witnesses say that they heard the words "Battle Bus" echoing through the canyon when he jumped. The man had previously been taken into a mental institution where he believed he was inside if the videogame "Fortnite" where the goal is to kill as many players as possible, and be the last standing, based off of the movie "Battle Royale". He was later released since they believed he was stable, in reality it was later discovered that the individual had thought he was inside of the "Lobby" which is where players of this videogame appear before jumping into an island from high altitude. It is not known if the man would have killed any individuals had he suvived the fall. More of this at 9
I feel like is 7:14 is the perfect image to describe what they were doing to themselves when they were making the "greatness" which is Just Cause 4. The good parts are good, but the bad parts shine and it's sad... Thankfully, at least for me, I can still enjoy the game despite it's flaws.
the reason rico can do all this is because he is infact a super hero. but he is really bad at hiding it. so he has these wires and things to try and hide the fact he is a ultra telekinetic super-powered hero.
Is it just me or does 3 look a lot better, I played it on my PS4 and besides the fps drops I think he game look beautiful in some parts, the scenery and color were so vibrant and pretty to look at!
@@ian_dot_com It really doesn't. 4 looks terrible, complete with a 2008-era piss filter. 3, on the other hand, looks great, especially considering it's age.
To be fair, it’s kinda fun to repeatedly fly into the ground. Do it at the right angle at the right spot and you can glitch under the map. There’s actually a lot of really cool developer rooms below the map in all the games, too.
7:12 Folded like a fucking lawn chair. Absolutely demolished. There's no coming back for Rico Rodríguez
They should bury him like that, too.
I didn't expect that description to be so literal...
thanks for the timestamp i was looking for this exact moment
15:38 "Lure Them away and wreck the van, make it look like I died in a big explosion!"
*Proceeds to launch the van to space and explodes*
Game: *Mission Failed, The Van Exploded*
" Make it dramatic , BOMBASTIC ! :D " * spins intensely *
Not realistic enough apparently -_- lol
27:40 Battle Tendency (1987)
Eventually Jerma stopped thinking
@@ahoy_11 "did you plan this too, Jerma?!" star_(s) says, as jerma's severed arm latches on to him from the blast of the volcano
killgore375 damn bro German technology be looking kind of the worlds finest
@@killgore375 Jerma says of course I planned it! (Jerma did not plan for this to happen)
Your next line is "what?"
This must be the same universe where COD Ghosts came from. A universe where Latin America has a space program fit for war, and every third world country just for some reason has a super advanced military.
Ryan Kelley wasnt in ghost the same military corporation that just took over the third world countries?
Which is strange but i believe in ghost recon wildlands its in a country side of south america but somewhere its stated that the cartel there has some partnet who gave out some surplus military hardware and I believe in just cause 3 the black hand were their own thing and in the main game there is some strange partnership going on, don't remember exactly
@@Tucher97 In wildlands the cartel made a deal with the government and the black hand are mercenaries.
@@shenbeuv2616 Ah, ok it has been a very long time since I played wildlands but i didnt play much, i got the game because predator, but just cause.........I didn't play 1 but i got the feeling i dont need to care, i played 2 on PC (it was a nvadia promotion card my dad gave me, but its a little complicated), the game crashed a few times then i play 3 and some things felt disconnected like hte black hand
The same fiction world where the American military is the good guy.
27:40 eventually, rico stopped thinking.
Is that a motherfucking JOJO REFERENCE????????
Is that……. A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?!?! 😱😱😱😱
it's the hypoxia
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
15:49 The van spinning faster than the framerate while she says "Bombastic!" is top-tier comedic timing
7:29 jerma panicking and pushing every button on the keyboard makes me cry laugh
The Just Cause games are meant to play like that it’s just usually less stupid. Like 3 was received really well because it didn’t look as bad and was way less buggy
I've only ever played Just Cause 2, but 4 looks like a complete clusterfuck. So many mechanics shoehorned into one package and none of it seems to work or look good.
Just Cause 4 is much better now, they patched most of the bugs. It's actually a worthy game if you get it during steam sales for 10 bucks.
@@Ender_404 not sure if saying a *big franchise AAA game is worth 10 bucks* is high praise...
Yeah 3 is way more polished than this. It's a shame too I was really looking forward to this game.
Playing through the story of 3 was the cringest experience in my life, are they doing that on purpose or could I actually do better with 0 experience
0:00 is where it gets funny for any of those wondering
thanks for letting me skip the boring parts
3:46
"What happened? Everything ok?"
"Yeah, Fine"
*Proceeds to fall from 500 feet to the ground*
"egh, son of a..."
@Last First Yeah this guy is like invincible it's hilarious
Why does this feel so pure? Like a child’s excitement on Christmas morning? Because it’s jerma, the perpetual man child.
Perpetual manchildren are the star wars/marvel fans
creepy
@@kcrelax3330 its creepy to be childlike?
@@tieflingcorpse9817 its creepy to be jerma
@@doggoboihour9746 very true
I'm just rewatching this... And damn, that is genius editing at 25:42. It's so simple but works so well to make a funny joke.
its so fucking funny
27:10 Majora's Mask Mod
16:16 needs to be digested over many viewings.
i thought the motorcycle person got crushed by the car but what actually happened was even funnier
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!
@@MyDeerFriendTim are you sure about that?
7:12 kills me every time
He folds up like paper
No one:
Cats when stretching: 7:12
F O L D E D
Auto-felatio
It kills him too.
23:14 will always be hilarious to me
I like how they hyped up the game by talking about the crazy storms you have to deal with and only gave us like ONE tornado in an area of the map you only go to maybe once or twice on purpose
Gabe Smith the game is in 3 regions, one region has a tornado, one has a lightning storm, one has a dust storm. They went through with the weather feature, the game had a bad launch due to god awful optimization and a bad story.
@@willbelo7357 Am I supposed to be interested in those storms
@@NikolasoGames I mean its a large part of the appeal of the game so yeah?
Battlefield Devs: _I can copy this_
@@Firestorm422 well they failed
"Make it dramatic... BOMBASTIC!"
* car turns into beyblade *
LET IT RIP
Developers: “we added realistic wind simulations to further enhance the players immersion, along with natural disasters like tornadoes that have “realistic simulated” wind velocities that will pick up physics based objects such as the player and the environment around it”.
Jerma: It’s GARRY’S MOD TIME.. flies his wing suit at 2mph gaining altitude and doing flips midair with no momentum “realistic”.
But hating is fun
@@LeoMastroTV it's pretty obnoxious and childish to flip out over minor criticism of a video game
its garrying time
@@antipsychotic451 lmao you and @DeadChannel saying NO to nit picking is why Developers think Gamers are stupid idiots who will eat up and buy whatever product they shit out cause they should just "shut up and move on when they don't like something" its called having Opinions and if you don't like it then fucking COPE lmao.
@@LeoMastroTV it’s a just cause game and the wing suit it broken, how is that small
9:21 Jerma enters the afterlife.
17:47 Speaks so calmly and casually while being flown up well over a few hundred feet from the ground by a tornado
the bit at 20:17 with figuring out the button to go up (and then it immediately not working again) is straight out of tom and jerry
I don't think that was a bit
16:10 it took like 10 seconds to realize that he needed to jump out of the van. Fucking, the barrels were exploding around him, and even then, he didn't realize he had to jump out of the van until he died. God I lover Jerma
This game is perfect for him
22:20 sneeze guard joke was the best joke of 2019
Having a war in the background IS a good cover up for the fact that the npcs will just drive into explosive barrels and blow up and you can hear it while just going about your day
5:35 *runs in the middle of the road towards oncoming car*
*gets hit*
“Why are you psycho?”
18:10 The most amazoing escape.
6:45 we laughed so perfectly in sync that i thought i was the one wheezing
that exact thing happened to me
Me toooo
This game has the same physics engine that my dreams have, gravity is only a suggestion
I was cry laughing at these physics, holy shit. Maybe it's time I stop sleeping on Just Cause.
Start with 2 (not 1!) as it's eminently playable and has a lot of good bits.
Had a lot of fun editing this one, and I've got more along the way. Also, sorry about the poor quality in the video. I had to download the VOD from RUclips, and bad compression plus the game's excessive bloom meant that it would look even worse when reuploaded. I tried to minimize RUclips's compression by upscaling to 1080p, which may help a little. Anyways hope you enjoy.
Yo im really loving these man, you should contact Mack or Effectator and offer your services, since they seem behind in comparasion with the streams
5:48
**News Report**
Today, a man has jumped from a bridge into the "fuckin" river, sadly taking his life.
Witnesses say that they heard the words "Battle Bus" echoing through the canyon when he jumped.
The man had previously been taken into a mental institution where he believed he was inside if the videogame "Fortnite" where the goal is to kill as many players as possible, and be the last standing, based off of the movie "Battle Royale".
He was later released since they believed he was stable, in reality it was later discovered that the individual had thought he was inside of the "Lobby" which is where players of this videogame appear before jumping into an island from high altitude.
It is not known if the man would have killed any individuals had he suvived the fall.
More of this at 9
brilliant
They couldn’t find the body, as of right know we have no idea whether or not the man has died at all.
11:06 onwards feels like a sequence out of mad max
8:28 HAHHAHAHHAH WHAT THE FUCK
This game is amazing. If you dont blow it up it will blow up itself
The 3DS gag will always be my favorite
Is it a reference to something specific?
Modern art
Best part in the entire video 4:46
"How do I land this thing?"
Jerma, the first rule of Just Cause is that you have a parachute
Hey you don't get enough credits for these highlights, I'm loving them keep it up!
Thanks, I appreciate it!
I agree, these long form edits are honestly better than 2ndjerma.
14:31 The single HARDEST line delivery and action stunt in any game ever.
Man why don't a lot of these moments appear on the 2ndJerma highlights is beyond me, amazing job my guy
i recommend watching the vod , whole stream is just a goldmine
Unrelated but nice Stella picture. Best Valhalla girl
This game is a rare case of the game looking pretty good, and the cut scenes looking like absolute sweatshop budget garbage.
Not actually that rare tbh
I feel like is 7:14 is the perfect image to describe what they were doing to themselves when they were making the "greatness" which is Just Cause 4. The good parts are good, but the bad parts shine and it's sad... Thankfully, at least for me, I can still enjoy the game despite it's flaws.
It’s just worse just cause 3 lmao
"This game is using the McDonals Happy Meal engine"
Holy shit that was funny
He made crash bandicoot noises the entire time
this video is edited exactly like Jerma's own videos back in the day, different from Jerma2 editing style. I love it!
Something about sandbox games really bring out the best in Jerma. This was a blast to watch, nice edit.
Its insane how far mobile games have progressed over the years.
Great Edit! You Deserve my like and many more!
"I feel like I'm cheating"
proceeds to die twice in the tutorial mission
15:41 bro she came out of nowhere and threw jerma into orbit
23:17 you couldn't imagine this shit for even the most absurdist action movie script. Only in Just Cause.
And then he kicks her!
the reason rico can do all this is because he is infact a super hero. but he is really bad at hiding it. so he has these wires and things to try and hide the fact he is a ultra telekinetic super-powered hero.
16:19 that violated every known law of physics 🤣
Rico: *falls ♾ meters*
*causally gets up*
“Aye son of a-“
16:18 is some final destination shit
Is it just me or does 3 look a lot better, I played it on my PS4 and besides the fps drops I think he game look beautiful in some parts, the scenery and color were so vibrant and pretty to look at!
3 is definitely the strongest in the series, but 4 has some absolutely beautiful scenery in some parts of the map.
@@ian_dot_com It really doesn't. 4 looks terrible, complete with a 2008-era piss filter. 3, on the other hand, looks great, especially considering it's age.
this game is perfect for jerma's style, i haven't laughed so hard in a year or two
15:38 Best most bombastic thing
this is probably one of jermas all time best "just playing the video game" kind of streams
7:13 what was that FOLD THOOO
This game is and always has been amazing.
I love how he keeps pressing W to go forward in the wingsuit, almost like someone who keeps pumping a shotgun for more power
This is an excellent example of why flying cars are not safe for normal people.
To be fair, it’s kinda fun to repeatedly fly into the ground. Do it at the right angle at the right spot and you can glitch under the map. There’s actually a lot of really cool developer rooms below the map in all the games, too.
just cause floor
Jerma's Christmas present joke sent me into a laugh I can never forget. I fucking love him
To quote deadwater gaming: "just cause 4 is a pre-modded game"
The entire stream was like a parallel universe gta 4 video.
This game makes me realise I want to see Jerma play Microsoft Flight Sim.
God he’s changed so much
How?
@@totalmeltdown911 If you don’t know what I’m talking about you probably didn’t watch him back then
ALRIGHT I CLICKED ON THE VIDEO STOP RECOMMENDING THIS TO ME RUclips
Around 28:00 is just ending of jojos part 2
28:38 *....RATS, RATS, RATS.... WE'RE THE RATS.....*
@Something Mildly Homophobic prey* at night. But I appreciate your enthusiasm my rodent brother
Here to celebrate yet another birthday bash
IM THE GIANT RAT THAT MAKES ALL DA ROOLZ
21:11 Jerma Airlines arriving at Australia.
When jerma screamed
🅱️ A T T L E
🅱️ U S
My favorite part has to be "who's playing a RTS right now?"
20:45 the intercom is on the whole time mind you
This video made me figure out that Loba from apex is Fryda Wolff, so is the villian from this game.
Wack
"time for Garry's mod" laughed so hard I couldn't breathe
15:45
i cant believe they made a game based off of the jerma fall joke
These games where literally made for Jerma.
08:31 chopper suicide.
3:48 absolutely takes me out
It's all uphill from here.
Become, most valuable.
yes almighty most valuable pig
show me the way of light.
27:31 SO-NO-CHI-NO SADAME RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CO!
The one Jerma video I like.
Tornado approaching? Send in... ELITE TORNADO LAW ENFORCEMENT BLIMP UNIT FORCE (ETLEBUF)
"why would you even fly over there right now?...anyways im gonna fly over there right now"
I lost it when the lady was dangling from the flying boat. Truly a master of his craft.
And then he kicks her!
When Jerma gets excited he sounds like Peter Griffin
why does everyone think that the fulton extraction system was made for MGS5? its a real thing
Idk why, but his scorpion impression at 5:01 was the funniest thing to me
14:38 OMG
“This stream is a fucking first impressions journalistic approach to most video games right?”
Streamer discovers gravity for the first time 28:14
I like the ending statement in the video I think that’s what all critics should do or say if you like it you like it if you don’t you don’t
I swear vinny (vinesauce) and jerma are some of the funniest people I've ever watched
*"Claims made in Video-Title"* prettymuch start at around ~6:05
This game is pretty much the same as just cause 3, but with a different map and inexplicably worse lighting.