JULIAN SMITH - Malk
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- An argument escalates quickly over the pronunciation of “milk.”
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Starring:
Julian Smith, Josh Lovell, Donnivin Jordan, and Scout
Dad: ''inside voices please''
Also Dad: *doesn't walk in to stop them pointing guns at themselves*
Hi Darth vader
Mine wouldn't
So, fair
@@Cookivirus what
@@Cookivirus You know x razorsz x is darthvader
@@musali610 ok?
11 years later, this still holds up
Yep
still funny too
@@puglife4sho861 that's what they meant, no?
@@musstta01 They said holds up
This is too good for 2009
I love that the dad walks away after telling them to use inside voices, only for them to immediately start yelling again
They got significantly louder afterwards lmao
He already asked once, if they go straight back to yelling afterwards, asking again is probably just wasting your breath.
And it’s the whitest dad ever and his son says “sorry dad, my white friends”
That's the point of the joke we all watched the video
I graduated from high a year prior to this video’s release. Now I have three kids and my middle child pronounces “malk”. Everything comes full circle
Congratulations
that's amazing
Holy shit that made me feel old
Yeah? Did you all pull out guns near the end of the conversation?
I’m sorry Mike, the child’s defective. You have to put him down. It’s for his own good. You can always try again.
And make sure none of the others paid for winrar. That’s also a purgeable offense.
Hard to believe MALK is five years old today! Still really happy with this video and that's enough for me.
I always loved how you did your skits their funny and it seems like you're having fun doing them.
Came from Twitter to see it. I can't believe it's already 5 years...
damn son. time flies
Always love your content Julian! Keep up the good work
Love this one!
“You’re going to shoot me if I shoot myself”
Kowalski Analysis
Emilio Pena it doesn't look too good Skipper, it makes no sense
Why they shoot him if he shoots hisself
Not Illegal hdjdj
Lol
This video is a copy of an older, better video by FnD Films Turkey Samich
“Sorry dad...my white friends” i dont know why but that is one of the most funniest lines ever
SF MYSTIC FN I thought he said wife
I’ve seen you everywhere XD
Trevor phillips how?!?? XD
SF MYSTIC FN I’ve Seen You In FNAF Videos Lol
"what's all that noise??"
"sorry dad, this american video"
I was 16 when this video was published. It remains a fundamental part of my being. Julian was, and is, a pioneer. Praise be.
I was 2 years old when it was published, and I was shocked when I found out that this video was from 2009! It has quality and humor from a video in 2019! These guys were really ahead of everyone else and pretty funny video for 2009.
Edit: I grew up with more technical advanced stuff and more humor but this does look like some of the kind of videos I watched.
Also I was 12 in 2019, and I watched these guys called Jesse and Mike, as well as Culter35, who are a lot like these guys, their time was just 10 years later after Julian and Smosh.
fr tho.
The whole "you in 30 minutes" saga was something else. lmao
I was 5 when this video was uploaded
@@nighthunter_1016 I was exactly 2 weeks away from turning 6 when this was uploaded lol
I was like 4 and still remember this
Is no one gonna mention that the dad is asking them to use their inside voices but 1 second later, they started screaming
fr lmao
My thoughts exactly. The son also looks nothing like the dad, lol.
@@jadenataylor I think that's the joke
@@NolanStidhamI agree.
@@jadenataylor he could be adopted
"Donovan, inside voices please."
_"JOSH! POUR ME, A GLASS, OF MALK!"_
Why are you yelling at me?
YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME
Shad0wsSAB you guys aren’t even saying the same thing
GumballRules Forever5 WERE ALL SAYING MALK JOSH
Ribbon And Shine The Shiny And Normal Sylveons NO UR SAYING MALK UR SAYING MOLK-
Everything escalated when that back dude says “molk”
Its mulk
@@Asterla no its malk
No, its MAUK
"the back dude"
@@tylermcewan2965 " "the back dude" "
13 years later, this is still one of the funniest things in the internet
199-200 I have the power 😈😈😈
no. i refuse to believe this will be 10 years old this year. Great camerawork for 2009.
Wait this came out in 2009? I thought this was 2016 xd
They can time travel
No, 9 years, it's not November
Edit: misread that, sorry
Not to mention quality
I just found this and didn’t even realize it was made in 2009, I thought it was 2010
dad: "inside voices please"
everyone: **immediately gets louder**
...
Amena Bulivou ........
This video is a copy of FnD Films Turkey Samich
Gaaruh okie
shut up gacha
The golden days of youtube
Turbro exactly
B R I N G I T B A C K
Yeah
Nope 2014-2017 was
F
I find myself quoting "I'm gonna kill myself, over this!" Still to this day.
lmao me too!
"Your hand is like a brother to me!😭🔫"
😂
You ok homie?
@Jojo Mizugorou not really tbh 😂
Same.
The thing evolves so quickly.
A bit
4 days ago. Wow
Lol
You can buy that made the GTA sfm videos
"Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast."
“Sorry dad... my white friends” LMAO PLEASE
Plus that’s racist since he tells the black guy to be quiet
Darren 0613 what? That’s his dad
@@Darren-lb3rx somebody doesn't know how racism works...
@@Darren-lb3rx you're that kid in class that apologizes before specifying a person's race
@@kalesalad7234 he's the kid that calls someone racist for saying black bear.
"I don't know... it's just so d a r k"
*audible burning cat noises*
-insert minecraft cat burning noises-
IKR
XD XD
Lol
@@tuck_bucket
*I*
*a* *p* *p* *r* *o* *v* *e*
Funny how this is how most arguments on twitter nowadays go
I like how the dad said 'inside voices' and right as he leave y'all start yelling 😂😂😂
200th like
Wasnt that the joke?
@@cynicalclusterfuck5605 the whole video is a joke lol-
"sorry, my white friends"
This was in 2009...
**let’s talk about how good the quality is when it was posted in 2009**
this dude had 4K when society had just invented 1080p
And now we have gacha in this-
Oh shoot you're one
*lol*
35mm movie film has a resolution equivalent to 4k and was invented in 1892
I was a baby when it came out
"Are you hearing this? "
"Yeah, the man wants a glass of MOLK"
Molk?
You mean mulk, right?
😭😭💀
Best part
@@acegamez2564 GIVE ME THE MULK JOSH
almost 14 years old and still better than 90% of what ends up on SNL. I showed this to my now-husband 10 years ago when we started dating because his roommate pronounced it "melk". watching again today and absolutely gobsmacked by the resolution quality, this video lives in my brain rent-free
“Your hand is like a brother to me”
The Final Level Aunt*
Hole*
Everyone said sth different so
Were just*
i dont get it
This video is a copy of FnD Films Turkey Samich
“yeah, the man wants a glass of mulk” KILLS me every time
Malk*
Its molk not mulk.
Its mulk
@@igobyfewnames1104 its mulk or molk-
Milkshake.
i still quote "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS" 10 years later
Furrymix _gacha i leave a comment on erevy video
I still say can I have a glass of malk and GIvE HIm THE MULK
raw trout 9 YEARS LATER! Not 10... *IDIOT*
Normal Person it wasn't 10?.........I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER *THIS*
Normal Person 2009 was 10 years ago, and 2010 was 9 years ago, just shut up your the idiot.
13 years later this video is still funny as hell
*This is still beautiful..*
#2018
Briola Nugent me
Briola Nugent YEAH 2018!!!
Nrat
Briola Nugent yess
Briola Nugent I see you everywhere HOW DO YOU WATCH THE VIDEOS I WATCH
The camera quality of Juilian Smith videos were so ahead of their time. Holy shit.
1080p in 2009
720p became available in 2008
I assume the supposed 100mb video limit went away around 2009
Dude so true
Ya, I remember watching this when it first came out and most shit on YT was still 480p and 720p(if you're lucky). Those were fun times
He was just one of the first to take his camera work seriously, but these quality vids from more professional outfits were common, like music videos from pop artists or movie trailers.
*that's why a trio shouldn't share a single braincell...*
Henry stick min is it
@@randomsangkatthings9854no I got the meme from henry
@@Ominusofwings lol its the same thing
@@silvixa5006 yes I know
its from henry stickmin meme
"You're like a brother to me! Your hand is like a brother to me!!!"😂😂😂
"Donovan. Inside voices please"
"Sorry dad. My white friends"
*Julian screams as loud as he can about malk
😂
XD
xD 😂
LOL
dad: Donovan inside voices plz
Donovan: sorry dad,my white friends.
dad : walks away
me: JOSH POUR ME A GLASS OF MALk
JOSH: why are you yelling at Me
Donovan: just give him the freaking. mulk
Josh: you guys are not. saying the same thing
me : where all saying MALk Josh
Josh : no you are saying MALk you are saying----
me: mallllllllllllllk
Josh : SHUT UP SHUT UP .grap gun. IN GOING TO KILL MY SELF OVER THIS!!!
I remember watching this when I was around 10. I'm 20 now and never forgot this bit. I was just joking about it to myself and decided to give it a watch after 10 years.
Same bro
I imagine any decade old video with a million views holds huge nostalgia for people but I never grew up with this type of content on RUclips (kinda wish I did though)
Those are my favorite kind of vids. Those that creep up on you out of nowhere years later and they've withstood the test of internet time!
The amount of times I've said "I'm gonna kill myself over this" is probably more than I've said any other combination of words.
Jesus I remember watching this when it was first uploaded, fuck we’re getting older
This makes me painfully nostalgic
My kids were 7 and 5 😢
Same.
I was 6 when this was out
A simpler time
@@notbart7953 I was 3
a truly "golden experience" this will never get old
But like let’s be honest, how ahead of his time was Julian’s content? Shot quality, audio, writing, everything.
Hehe “shot” quality
@@redduck6483 lmaoo
Julian, WKYK, and Tomska, Holy Trinity of internet skits
@@goose1415 literally never heard of them except for Julian
@@goose1415Jimmy tatro has some pretty funny skits too
Back in the old beautiful days of RUclips.
I know how you feel, it was awesome and legit back in the old days
Back be4 fortnite -w-
That's right. :(
of course it was still legit back then 😌
Back when fortnite didn't exist and the world was a better place to live in😢
Old youtube is still the best youtube
TheSoulCollector13 tru
SO TRUE
TheSoulCollector13 it's pretty much the same. In the old times we had Smosh, DanTDM, and more. Now we have Ricegum, Logan Paul, and more!
TheSoulCollector13 totaly agree.
Mhm
I love that I found this in middle school and even as a 23 year old currently, I find this insanely funny. 😂 one of the few things from early RUclips that actually holds up so well.
“Jonathon, inside voices please”
**continues to shout**
“GET ME A GLASS OF MALK”
Abbie Rutland Bowden he doesn't even wait until you can't hear his footsteps
"sorry dad, my *white* friends" so aren't we gonna talk about he just said that to his *white* dad?
rascist
Glad I'm not the only one who was thinking tha same thing
@@buhurgipalhatmun6804 do you even know what racist is
@Fight Me I think it was a joke. also how are people still commenting on a video from 2009
That’s the joke
Nobody:
The auto generated subtitles at 0:58:
you're saying
[Applause]
XD
Oh
@Samuel Chavez 😂👌
How the hell is that applause
@Bella Anthony York yeah I noticed XD
This is such a classic for me. I revisit it every time i reference various parts of it and nobody around me knows what i'm referencing, no matter their age.
13 years later and I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard
literally lol
You mean 12 years
@@henrybartholomewdinglenut5569 it was posted November 2009 so almost 13 which is crazy
ruclips.net/user/shortseAmDuKxqF1I?feature=share
@@StelenaVD Damn, 2009 was a dark year! That thumbnail gave me a heart attack
*_”PuT yOuR gUnS aWaY!”_*
The man wants a glass of *CHALK*
CHALK?!?!?
😂😂😂
死神開発者 SuSIe?! If anyone gets this you’re awesome.
JOSH GIVE ME THE GLASS OF MALK!!!
OMFG YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS OF SUSIE BUT WITH CHALK INSTEAD
From 2024 : I still watch this videos over again 😂
me too august 2024 anyone?
It’s so...dark.
*Shoves a cat in the oven*
Me:*Gets the gun*
Me: PUT THAT CAT DOWN OR I WILL SHOOT YOU
layla the lps Queens mom: you shot your iPhone!
@@laylathelpsqueen65 SaMe HERE! 🍫
Memet Kemal nice
@Xxkitten's friendsXx yas
“Its so dark”
“*proceeds the darkness and shoves a cat in the oven*”
rascist
@@buhurgipalhatmun6804 wdym
@@buhurgipalhatmun6804 you stupid. How is this racist?
@@moneyman4894 what’s the joke I didn’t see him do that??? I’m actually confused
@@wyattreno5113 why, just why people? STOP SAYING "stupid" it doesn't make any sense when you say stuff like that! It's just pointless! You could always just pretend you know -_-
Me: ahh, childhood.
Time: 11 years ago.
Wait. that was my childhood too
This is my childhood too damn I feel old
I can remember watching this when i was like a kid lol
I watched this all the time when I was a child.
Same.
0:01 I remember when fridges looked like that
"Say milkshake."
"Milkshake."
"Okay, now say milk."
*M a L k*
Canadian Bacon
𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀?...
@@furiousstudios4438 Yea.. The man wants a glass of *MOLK*
@Lushsky *GIVE HIM THE MOLK JOSH!*
Donovan. Inside voices please.
@Lushsky my white friends...
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life from a RUclips video! I checked the date of the video and soon found out as to why that is....It would take a miracle and some real talented folks if a video of this quality in humor and originality was released today.
Freddy__Fast same
Freddy__Fast Yep
*YOU’RE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!?! THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!*
Onion San *JOSH PUT IT DOWN NOW*
HI ONION SAN!!!!!
Onion San SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
Onion San
What are you talking about? It makes perfect sense -sarcastic-XDXDXD
Memes don’t make sense
To this day, still the greatest video of all time
"Yeah, the man wants a glass of mulk." I laughed sooo hard! 😂😂😂
this is like the only thing that will make me laugh sooo hard every single time i watch it, it just dosent get old
Dragonswrath Gaming I know it never gets old. I've seen this years before 😂😂😂
Purple Kawaii Girl your cool. Something about you makes me wanna be ur friend lol
Purple Kawaii Girl same
Purple Kawaii Girl
MILK MALK MULK MALK MULK MELK MILK MALK MULK
*Julian shouts malk like an asshole*
MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLKKK
Guy 1:Milk
Guy 2:MALK
Guy 3:MULK
Me:Can I have a glass of MUALK
Me melk
Can I have muailk
Muaielk
Muaileik
Dude just give me some MOLK!
1:29
“You’re like a brother to me!”
“....Your hand is like a brother to me!”
I just play this over n over!
N I don’t get tired of it!
It’s so deep!
It’s a 2hr movie in a couple minutes! I just wish there was more!
N the fact they are all 3 strapped, on the spot, at the kitchen table is the best part 😂😂😂
And then the cat in the oven at the end!
what a great movie!😂
The cow goes "Mooooooooooo!"
1:04
B.D Duck you better put it down josh don’t do it josh!
PUT YOUR GUNS AWAAAYYY
YOUR LIKE A BROTHER FOR ME
YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER OF ME
@B.D Duck and then after that we pulled the trigger all of us
No were not going to film something like that!
I just realized this was made in 2009- H O W
It's so good! Also-
"It's so.. dark!"
**P R O C E E D S T O P U T C A T I N O V E N**
I love this kind of humor-
More like made in 2009
@@realwalterwhite1812 aAa- Ty for correcting me- ;w;
@@delsett3813 A
@@realwalterwhite1812 A
Finally somebody who noticed lmao
Did he say your hand is like a brother to me
Erin Cross yes yes he did
And is Malk a disease
no he said "You're Aunt is like a brother to me"
Stringed Vortex no
Purple_ Girl yeah im wrong he said hand.
Still have it memorized after 12 years
GIVE HIM THE MULK, JOSH!
i want some mil k
Donavan inside voices please
+D DYNAMITE JOSH, POUR ME. A GLASS OF MALK
Noot Cabbage just give him the Fucking mulk
+D DYNAMITE say milkshake
"Give him the Mulk Josh!!"
Bushcraft Baxter *Malk
He says mulk!
Maulk
Mulk
Bushcraft Baxter Donovan inside voice please
1:42 "its so... dark"
*puts cat in the oven*
Malk is a copy of an older, better video from a way smaller channel FnD Films Turkey Samich
@@wombwomp2983 thanks for the information
@@wombwomp2983 simply give a link
plastic omg
@@wombwomp2983 TRUE THAT!
this came out while I was in high school and I still think of it every day
0:51
*Captions on*
*Also Captions: Give him the frickin mole*
*Me: N I C E*
M o l e = Molk
Those little guys
Sssshhhhh
unknown world *no it’s melk*
@@judithcabanero No its called mulk
"You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?"
Whoever wrote that line deserves everything
Imagine putting a gun to your head over a glass of milk
Yeah that’s just a normal Tuesday for me
You mean moalk!
@@DustyDuk. malk
kliM 👈
Bru it’s tuesday for me-
Wait, u mean seriuosly?
14 years this year and I always come back to it every now and then!
this is well above 2009 quality
@Man Like B i thought this was 4k in 2019
“Inside voices please”
ALL OF THEM STARTING TO YELL LIKE CRAZY:
School playground aids be like
"you're ganna shoot me if shoot my self? That doesnt make any sense!" - Me slowly realizing that the whole video doesn't make any sense.
"Say milkshake"
"Milkshake"
"Ok now say Milk"
"Malk"
"Are you hearing this"
@Adam Whitefish "GIVE HIM A MOLK JOSH! "
"Jonathan, inside voices please"
its not molk its mulk
@@hmmmmmm8769 "Sorry dad... My white friends"
Almost 15 years later, this still holds up!
2006-2012 humor, where everyone had a gun and would threaten to shoot themselves or others over simple problems.
Good times.
Amen.
You just summarized smosh in 1 sentence
@@mrgarnd217 I must be too young for this :(
@@kengally I dont remember writing that comment
@@mrgarnd217 yeah cause it was 1 year ago
*You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself?!*
That1OtherGuy _ *THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENCE!!!*
(They then point the guns at themselves)
*TRIGGERED* LOL
It makes sense to ensure he's dead
Hello fellow army
Teresa Reyes what's good!
"No we are not filming something like that"
"Why not?"
"It's so dark..idk"
**Puts a cat in the oven**
poor kitty
It now irritates me. :P
Thank you for recapping the same exact scene from the funny video it helps everything and is the cool
666 likes
@@michaellakins8087 no!
And yet 13 years later and this still makes me laugh my ass off
I can quote this entire video and I haven't seen it in like, 3 years
honestly me too bro
Aizawa
Same lol
"Just give him the fricking mulk!"
"donovan. inside voices please"
FnafAnimationsISZYMUSIC davis your right
MULK?!?!
@@williamsapong81 Give me a glass of malk.
Sorry dad, my white friends.
Put on the captions
“We don’t have any milk but I can get you some milk.”
THAT DOSENT MAKE ANY FRICKING SENSE
RUclips cations are dumb
@@i_solo_fiction_lmao_cope it does? if you dont have milk, you can get milk by buying it.
@@lightlie_ lol
@@lightlie_ pretty sure he was just quoting what guy said in the vid-
13 years later still holds up
"Donavan, inside voices please."
"Sorry Dad, my white friends.."
"JOSH!! POOR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!!!"
Yup.. we were all watching.
pour
Pour
Why are you yelling at me
@@MercenaryMisael just give him the freaking malk
"it's.. so... Dark"
**Puts his cat in the oven**
@@bum9340 so you're the one that didn't get the joke lmao
😂😂😂😂
@@bum9340 I know!
@@erikthegamer5769 Man u dumb af
@Ayvah Matthews but that will make a hot dog
Casually watches this 9 years later
The LPSlion ikr
The LPSlion *lol*
8
More than 8 years actually, it's in November.
Smae
14 years later and this still lives rent free in my head.
“No we are not filming that! It’s just so dark”
*says while putting cat in oven*
You're username had me trippin for a full minute
Bethem Fedamey same
@@nallelia yeah same here
*@
Burrito Bison • 40 years ago • edited* That's the joke you idiot
Hold on...something is wrong...
"No, we can't do that. It's too dark."
**puts cat in oven**
"N-N-N-n-no you stay there."
LMAO IKR!
the person who is going to bake the cat is dark not the guy who said the story llololo
Lmao
CuteLilKitten CuteFuzzPuffCat BUT WHY THE CAT?! CANT IT BE A BOX CAT and i wanna know how the cat felt
“Hey don got anything to drink?..”
“Yeah in the Fridge..”
“Hey josh uh grab me a glass of malk..”
*At that point nothing will be the same..*
It was at this moment Josh knew
He fucked up
Partial Bullet *oof*
We don't have any malk but I can give you some milk
Yeah I just want some malk
Dougie Foster Now you’re saying wrong you’re saying "malk" like...it’s a disease
This video will never age like milk
it's a fine wine indeed
"You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?!"
IT'S DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
NicoleplayzYT games JOSH PUT IT DOWN
Metalhead Kangaroo I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS! ;-;
YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME! YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!
Stikbot 9035 ZzxXcxxcz
Watching in 2018! Who else? I miss these videos Julian :)
Carolina Millan me! Also *m o l k*
agreed
Me
Me
Carolina Millan I’m watching 2018 and the vid is so funny
*Bad Ending*
"Hey Josh, give me a glass of malk."
"I'm sorry there is no malk."
:**:**:gun shooting:**:**:
Theres 905 likes and no replies, No.
good ending:
hey josh give me a glass of malk
*proceeds to give malk*
nuetreul ending:
hey josh gimme some malk
ok we only have enough for half a cup *universe
*proceeds to pour malk*
I would also like a glass of malk. Sometimes, put my destructive cat in the oven. Never for real, I'm not a sadist.
0:33 “The Man Wants A Glass of Molk” Had Me Dead 🤣🤣🤣
My son showed me this years ago when he was in high school or junior high. I found it hilarious. He’s 26 now. I still put ‘malk’ on my shopping list instead of milk. If anything related to milk comes up in conversation we say ‘JUST GIVE HIM THE MALK JOSH!!!’ 😂😂
*WATCHES THE VIDEO AFTER 9 YEARS*
Same
8 years*
Same
Same
Me
“No we’re not filming something like that it’s so dark” **pets cat in oven and closes it**
you ean puts not pets
i mean you mean
Forever ROBLOX ...
Fuck you
I hope he didn't burn the cat
No matter how long I go between viewings, I can still quote the sketch verbatim. It's etched into my brain with a glass cover on top and windshield wipers to keep the cobwebs off. I hope you find comfort in the joy you've brought to people. I hope you continue to make people's lives better just by your being you. And I hope you find peace in the coming years of your life. Your mere existence has filled others with happiness and inspiration. I hope you have found and will continue to find that in others. You've got this. If life was easy, it wouldn't be worth living