JULIAN SMITH - Malk

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • An argument escalates quickly over the pronunciation of “milk.”
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Комментарии • 41 тыс.

  • @razorsz195
    @razorsz195 4 года назад +4696

    Dad: ''inside voices please''
    Also Dad: *doesn't walk in to stop them pointing guns at themselves*

    • @musali610
      @musali610 4 года назад +11

      Hi Darth vader

    • @Cookivirus
      @Cookivirus 4 года назад +14

      Mine wouldn't
      So, fair

    • @musali610
      @musali610 4 года назад +2

      @@Cookivirus what

    • @musali610
      @musali610 4 года назад

      @@Cookivirus You know x razorsz x is darthvader

    • @Cookivirus
      @Cookivirus 4 года назад

      @@musali610 ok?

  • @warmcorpse_
    @warmcorpse_ 3 года назад +8693

    11 years later, this still holds up

  • @cleverusername6526
    @cleverusername6526 Год назад +3067

    I love that the dad walks away after telling them to use inside voices, only for them to immediately start yelling again

    • @delayedplayer
      @delayedplayer Год назад +149

      They got significantly louder afterwards lmao

    • @SebastianJVW
      @SebastianJVW Год назад +67

      He already asked once, if they go straight back to yelling afterwards, asking again is probably just wasting your breath.

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 Год назад

      And it’s the whitest dad ever and his son says “sorry dad, my white friends”

    • @soldier7394
      @soldier7394 6 месяцев назад +5

      That's the point of the joke we all watched the video

  • @qubes15
    @qubes15 Год назад +3132

    I graduated from high a year prior to this video’s release. Now I have three kids and my middle child pronounces “malk”. Everything comes full circle

    • @DogSippingRootbeer
      @DogSippingRootbeer Год назад +64

      Congratulations

    • @chocolateshephard
      @chocolateshephard Год назад +44

      that's amazing

    • @mukesh_bombay
      @mukesh_bombay Год назад +45

      Holy shit that made me feel old

    • @francisalvaro6585
      @francisalvaro6585 Год назад +35

      Yeah? Did you all pull out guns near the end of the conversation?

    • @curts7801
      @curts7801 Год назад +29

      I’m sorry Mike, the child’s defective. You have to put him down. It’s for his own good. You can always try again.
      And make sure none of the others paid for winrar. That’s also a purgeable offense.

  • @juliansmith87
    @juliansmith87  9 лет назад +11884

    Hard to believe MALK is five years old today! Still really happy with this video and that's enough for me.

    • @mathewtorres5920
      @mathewtorres5920 9 лет назад +46

      I always loved how you did your skits their funny and it seems like you're having fun doing them.

    • @vertical3life
      @vertical3life 9 лет назад +7

      Came from Twitter to see it. I can't believe it's already 5 years...

    • @DESTINYL8r
      @DESTINYL8r 9 лет назад +5

      damn son. time flies

    • @grantwuensch2772
      @grantwuensch2772 9 лет назад +5

      Always love your content Julian! Keep up the good work

    • @Realnatesellers
      @Realnatesellers 9 лет назад +1

      Love this one!

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 4 года назад +1584

    “You’re going to shoot me if I shoot myself”
    Kowalski Analysis

    • @TheGoobster226
      @TheGoobster226 4 года назад +25

      Emilio Pena it doesn't look too good Skipper, it makes no sense

    • @MG-su4nd
      @MG-su4nd 4 года назад +1

      Why they shoot him if he shoots hisself

    • @MG-su4nd
      @MG-su4nd 4 года назад +1

      Not Illegal hdjdj

    • @MG-su4nd
      @MG-su4nd 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @wombwomp2983
      @wombwomp2983 4 года назад

      This video is a copy of an older, better video by FnD Films Turkey Samich

  • @ksbmystic9232
    @ksbmystic9232 4 года назад +14562

    “Sorry dad...my white friends” i dont know why but that is one of the most funniest lines ever

  • @thelooch7002
    @thelooch7002 7 месяцев назад +191

    I was 16 when this video was published. It remains a fundamental part of my being. Julian was, and is, a pioneer. Praise be.

    • @CreedB4Greed
      @CreedB4Greed 7 месяцев назад +1

      I was 2 years old when it was published, and I was shocked when I found out that this video was from 2009! It has quality and humor from a video in 2019! These guys were really ahead of everyone else and pretty funny video for 2009.
      Edit: I grew up with more technical advanced stuff and more humor but this does look like some of the kind of videos I watched.
      Also I was 12 in 2019, and I watched these guys called Jesse and Mike, as well as Culter35, who are a lot like these guys, their time was just 10 years later after Julian and Smosh.

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 3 месяца назад

      fr tho.
      The whole "you in 30 minutes" saga was something else. lmao

    • @nighthunter_1016
      @nighthunter_1016 2 месяца назад

      I was 5 when this video was uploaded

    • @phoenixember-rose3180
      @phoenixember-rose3180 23 дня назад

      ​@@nighthunter_1016 I was exactly 2 weeks away from turning 6 when this was uploaded lol

    • @Ethancole21707
      @Ethancole21707 18 дней назад

      I was like 4 and still remember this

  • @L3GioG57A
    @L3GioG57A 3 года назад +4592

    Is no one gonna mention that the dad is asking them to use their inside voices but 1 second later, they started screaming

    • @emerylsg
      @emerylsg 3 года назад +35

      fr lmao

    • @jadenataylor
      @jadenataylor 3 года назад +38

      My thoughts exactly. The son also looks nothing like the dad, lol.

    • @NolanStidham
      @NolanStidham 3 года назад +73

      @@jadenataylor I think that's the joke

    • @jadenataylor
      @jadenataylor 3 года назад +5

      @@NolanStidhamI agree.

    • @thewaltenbunny106
      @thewaltenbunny106 3 года назад +37

      @@jadenataylor he could be adopted

  • @ShadowsK.Y
    @ShadowsK.Y 4 года назад +2103

    "Donovan, inside voices please."
    _"JOSH! POUR ME, A GLASS, OF MALK!"_

    • @AimanAlnnfan
      @AimanAlnnfan 4 года назад +31

      Why are you yelling at me?

    • @partialbullet2215
      @partialbullet2215 4 года назад +23

      YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

    • @LindaStansAriAndNicki
      @LindaStansAriAndNicki 4 года назад +19

      Shad0wsSAB you guys aren’t even saying the same thing

    • @Phoenix_NotWright
      @Phoenix_NotWright 4 года назад +16

      GumballRules Forever5 WERE ALL SAYING MALK JOSH

    • @LindaStansAriAndNicki
      @LindaStansAriAndNicki 4 года назад +13

      Ribbon And Shine The Shiny And Normal Sylveons NO UR SAYING MALK UR SAYING MOLK-

  • @angelicarodriguez1188
    @angelicarodriguez1188 4 года назад +1547

    Everything escalated when that back dude says “molk”

  • @zimnu
    @zimnu Год назад +241

    13 years later, this is still one of the funniest things in the internet

  • @ashtremble
    @ashtremble 5 лет назад +1834

    no. i refuse to believe this will be 10 years old this year. Great camerawork for 2009.

    • @kidwhositsinthecorner8171
      @kidwhositsinthecorner8171 5 лет назад +27

      Wait this came out in 2009? I thought this was 2016 xd

    • @blueshell4188
      @blueshell4188 5 лет назад +13

      They can time travel

    • @crossbrightt4509
      @crossbrightt4509 5 лет назад +5

      No, 9 years, it's not November
      Edit: misread that, sorry

    • @snake98eating
      @snake98eating 5 лет назад +5

      Not to mention quality

    • @yoovie1
      @yoovie1 5 лет назад

      I just found this and didn’t even realize it was made in 2009, I thought it was 2010

  • @oliviaaa-wp6ge
    @oliviaaa-wp6ge 4 года назад +2553

    dad: "inside voices please"
    everyone: **immediately gets louder**

  • @WhenTheFloppa
    @WhenTheFloppa 7 лет назад +18645

    The golden days of youtube

  • @AchievingAchievement
    @AchievingAchievement Год назад +1303

    I find myself quoting "I'm gonna kill myself, over this!" Still to this day.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 3 года назад +7367

    The thing evolves so quickly.

    • @utopes
      @utopes 3 года назад +7

      A bit

    • @chaza585
      @chaza585 3 года назад +7

      4 days ago. Wow

    • @lasong1887
      @lasong1887 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @OldBlixerXx
      @OldBlixerXx 3 года назад +2

      You can buy that made the GTA sfm videos

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 года назад +3

      "Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast."

  • @fatherfucker2000
    @fatherfucker2000 4 года назад +4296

    “Sorry dad... my white friends” LMAO PLEASE

    • @Darren-lb3rx
      @Darren-lb3rx 4 года назад +29

      Plus that’s racist since he tells the black guy to be quiet

    • @fatherfucker2000
      @fatherfucker2000 4 года назад +215

      Darren 0613 what? That’s his dad

    • @geckyoskitz
      @geckyoskitz 3 года назад +185

      @@Darren-lb3rx somebody doesn't know how racism works...

    • @kalesalad7234
      @kalesalad7234 3 года назад +101

      @@Darren-lb3rx you're that kid in class that apologizes before specifying a person's race

    • @geckyoskitz
      @geckyoskitz 3 года назад +91

      @@kalesalad7234 he's the kid that calls someone racist for saying black bear.

  • @13rilliantly
    @13rilliantly 4 года назад +3893

    "I don't know... it's just so d a r k"
    *audible burning cat noises*

  • @chaospxl_
    @chaospxl_ Год назад +139

    Funny how this is how most arguments on twitter nowadays go

  • @lunazplayz8594
    @lunazplayz8594 5 лет назад +1289

    I like how the dad said 'inside voices' and right as he leave y'all start yelling 😂😂😂

  • @reandezine
    @reandezine 4 года назад +29776

    **let’s talk about how good the quality is when it was posted in 2009**

    • @Aywusgod
      @Aywusgod 4 года назад +1769

      this dude had 4K when society had just invented 1080p

    • @AllIsFiller
      @AllIsFiller 4 года назад +276

      And now we have gacha in this-
      Oh shoot you're one

    • @reandezine
      @reandezine 4 года назад +54

      *lol*

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 4 года назад +196

      35mm movie film has a resolution equivalent to 4k and was invented in 1892

    • @butterflyringdiamond6354
      @butterflyringdiamond6354 4 года назад +53

      I was a baby when it came out

  • @always8925
    @always8925 3 года назад +4576

    "Are you hearing this? "
    "Yeah, the man wants a glass of MOLK"

  • @almostawesomeali
    @almostawesomeali Год назад +43

    almost 14 years old and still better than 90% of what ends up on SNL. I showed this to my now-husband 10 years ago when we started dating because his roommate pronounced it "melk". watching again today and absolutely gobsmacked by the resolution quality, this video lives in my brain rent-free

  • @thefinallevel8648
    @thefinallevel8648 4 года назад +871

    “Your hand is like a brother to me”

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 3 года назад +8132

    “yeah, the man wants a glass of mulk” KILLS me every time

  • @rawtrout3402
    @rawtrout3402 5 лет назад +2526

    i still quote "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS" 10 years later

    • @rawtrout3402
      @rawtrout3402 5 лет назад +2

      Furrymix _gacha i leave a comment on erevy video

    • @Deathmufin
      @Deathmufin 5 лет назад +2

      I still say can I have a glass of malk and GIvE HIm THE MULK

    • @normalperson1060
      @normalperson1060 5 лет назад +1

      raw trout 9 YEARS LATER! Not 10... *IDIOT*

    • @rawtrout3402
      @rawtrout3402 5 лет назад +7

      Normal Person it wasn't 10?.........I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER *THIS*

    • @mingchenwei1978
      @mingchenwei1978 5 лет назад

      Normal Person 2009 was 10 years ago, and 2010 was 9 years ago, just shut up your the idiot.

  • @SkylarStudios13
    @SkylarStudios13 Год назад +32

    13 years later this video is still funny as hell

  • @BN-xo3hp
    @BN-xo3hp 6 лет назад +3329

    *This is still beautiful..*
    #2018

  • @ImSlipped
    @ImSlipped 3 года назад +2067

    The camera quality of Juilian Smith videos were so ahead of their time. Holy shit.

    • @misesapphire910
      @misesapphire910 3 года назад +34

      1080p in 2009

    • @ChanceOfOne344254
      @ChanceOfOne344254 2 года назад +4

      720p became available in 2008
      I assume the supposed 100mb video limit went away around 2009

    • @skahler
      @skahler 2 года назад +1

      Dude so true

    • @RockSmithStudio
      @RockSmithStudio 2 года назад +8

      Ya, I remember watching this when it first came out and most shit on YT was still 480p and 720p(if you're lucky). Those were fun times

    • @killermockers47
      @killermockers47 2 года назад +11

      He was just one of the first to take his camera work seriously, but these quality vids from more professional outfits were common, like music videos from pop artists or movie trailers.

  • @Ominusofwings
    @Ominusofwings 3 года назад +3368

    *that's why a trio shouldn't share a single braincell...*

  • @marlenskoglund6408
    @marlenskoglund6408 23 дня назад +2

    "You're like a brother to me! Your hand is like a brother to me!!!"😂😂😂

  • @03underground
    @03underground 8 лет назад +3781

    "Donovan. Inside voices please"
    "Sorry dad. My white friends"
    *Julian screams as loud as he can about malk

    • @chefmoviestudios4550
      @chefmoviestudios4550 8 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @aliyahanderson3616
      @aliyahanderson3616 8 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @jj2jz157
      @jj2jz157 8 лет назад +1

      xD 😂

    • @facebookmilkmilk1012
      @facebookmilkmilk1012 8 лет назад

      LOL

    • @shiverscourge6020
      @shiverscourge6020 8 лет назад +22

      dad: Donovan inside voices plz
      Donovan: sorry dad,my white friends.
      dad : walks away
      me: JOSH POUR ME A GLASS OF MALk
      JOSH: why are you yelling at Me
      Donovan: just give him the freaking. mulk
      Josh: you guys are not. saying the same thing
      me : where all saying MALk Josh
      Josh : no you are saying MALk you are saying----
      me: mallllllllllllllk
      Josh : SHUT UP SHUT UP .grap gun. IN GOING TO KILL MY SELF OVER THIS!!!

  • @rhythmevolution5871
    @rhythmevolution5871 3 года назад +991

    I remember watching this when I was around 10. I'm 20 now and never forgot this bit. I was just joking about it to myself and decided to give it a watch after 10 years.

    • @famousramus2288
      @famousramus2288 3 года назад +3

      Same bro

    • @playlistss4953
      @playlistss4953 2 года назад +6

      I imagine any decade old video with a million views holds huge nostalgia for people but I never grew up with this type of content on RUclips (kinda wish I did though)

    • @Call_Em_Yall
      @Call_Em_Yall 2 года назад +1

      Those are my favorite kind of vids. Those that creep up on you out of nowhere years later and they've withstood the test of internet time!

    • @ismybodyonstraight
      @ismybodyonstraight 2 года назад +1

      The amount of times I've said "I'm gonna kill myself over this" is probably more than I've said any other combination of words.

    • @McCooters
      @McCooters 2 года назад +1

      Jesus I remember watching this when it was first uploaded, fuck we’re getting older

  • @daniellen2016
    @daniellen2016 3 года назад +771

    This makes me painfully nostalgic

  • @KARUYO0
    @KARUYO0 Год назад +30

    a truly "golden experience" this will never get old

  • @alexmabry9474
    @alexmabry9474 2 года назад +2504

    But like let’s be honest, how ahead of his time was Julian’s content? Shot quality, audio, writing, everything.

    • @redduck6483
      @redduck6483 2 года назад +23

      Hehe “shot” quality

    • @anastasy7497
      @anastasy7497 2 года назад +3

      @@redduck6483 lmaoo

    • @goose1415
      @goose1415 Год назад +9

      Julian, WKYK, and Tomska, Holy Trinity of internet skits

    • @gruntgamer4204
      @gruntgamer4204 Год назад

      @@goose1415 literally never heard of them except for Julian

    • @majorzally24
      @majorzally24 Год назад

      ⁠@@goose1415Jimmy tatro has some pretty funny skits too

  • @kateelam2094
    @kateelam2094 5 лет назад +609

    Back in the old beautiful days of RUclips.

    • @newbiedash
      @newbiedash 5 лет назад +3

      I know how you feel, it was awesome and legit back in the old days

    • @ReoYokoda
      @ReoYokoda 5 лет назад +1

      Back be4 fortnite -w-

    • @emil_qxy
      @emil_qxy 5 лет назад +1

      That's right. :(

    • @donniesquid4935
      @donniesquid4935 5 лет назад

      of course it was still legit back then 😌

    • @jahmeresnyder3810
      @jahmeresnyder3810 5 лет назад

      Back when fortnite didn't exist and the world was a better place to live in😢

  • @TheSoulCollector13
    @TheSoulCollector13 7 лет назад +1752

    Old youtube is still the best youtube

    • @sakurabloom4485
      @sakurabloom4485 7 лет назад +6

      TheSoulCollector13 tru

    • @TetsuTenshi
      @TetsuTenshi 6 лет назад +4

      SO TRUE

    • @balloonalloy9893
      @balloonalloy9893 6 лет назад +3

      TheSoulCollector13 it's pretty much the same. In the old times we had Smosh, DanTDM, and more. Now we have Ricegum, Logan Paul, and more!

    • @weirdo5933
      @weirdo5933 6 лет назад +1

      TheSoulCollector13 totaly agree.

    • @user-tm6jy5tm6s
      @user-tm6jy5tm6s 6 лет назад

      Mhm

  • @BabiOni
    @BabiOni 9 месяцев назад +12

    I love that I found this in middle school and even as a 23 year old currently, I find this insanely funny. 😂 one of the few things from early RUclips that actually holds up so well.

  • @abbierutlandbowden679
    @abbierutlandbowden679 7 лет назад +302

    “Jonathon, inside voices please”
    **continues to shout**
    “GET ME A GLASS OF MALK”

    • @ArtistDoesArt
      @ArtistDoesArt 6 лет назад

      Abbie Rutland Bowden he doesn't even wait until you can't hear his footsteps

  • @tuliox1388
    @tuliox1388 3 года назад +698

    "sorry dad, my *white* friends" so aren't we gonna talk about he just said that to his *white* dad?

  • @MidnightWave
    @MidnightWave 4 года назад +462

    Nobody:
    The auto generated subtitles at 0:58:
    you're saying
    [Applause]

  • @platinum_noelle
    @platinum_noelle 4 месяца назад +7

    This is such a classic for me. I revisit it every time i reference various parts of it and nobody around me knows what i'm referencing, no matter their age.

  • @StelenaVD
    @StelenaVD 2 года назад +600

    13 years later and I still have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard

    • @nickjones9828
      @nickjones9828 2 года назад

      literally lol

    • @henrybartholomewdinglenut5569
      @henrybartholomewdinglenut5569 2 года назад

      You mean 12 years

    • @StelenaVD
      @StelenaVD 2 года назад

      @@henrybartholomewdinglenut5569 it was posted November 2009 so almost 13 which is crazy

    • @milkman3581
      @milkman3581 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/user/shortseAmDuKxqF1I?feature=share

    • @CreedB4Greed
      @CreedB4Greed 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@StelenaVD Damn, 2009 was a dark year! That thumbnail gave me a heart attack

  • @yangango9900
    @yangango9900 5 лет назад +532

    *_”PuT yOuR gUnS aWaY!”_*

  • @arandommemester7318
    @arandommemester7318 5 лет назад +670

    The man wants a glass of *CHALK*

    • @jacobcrosby5945
      @jacobcrosby5945 5 лет назад +20

      CHALK?!?!?

    • @seltun_ml
      @seltun_ml 5 лет назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @jmadyoyo
      @jmadyoyo 5 лет назад +11

      死神開発者 SuSIe?! If anyone gets this you’re awesome.

    • @Ronaldosleftballsack
      @Ronaldosleftballsack 5 лет назад +1

      JOSH GIVE ME THE GLASS OF MALK!!!

    • @Sunni_Dayz
      @Sunni_Dayz 5 лет назад +7

      OMFG YOU SHOULD MAKE THIS OF SUSIE BUT WITH CHALK INSTEAD

  • @Kyro120
    @Kyro120 2 месяца назад +8

    From 2024 : I still watch this videos over again 😂

    • @Jake-qf2jy
      @Jake-qf2jy Месяц назад

      me too august 2024 anyone?

  • @jelly_elli
    @jelly_elli 4 года назад +2366

    It’s so...dark.
    *Shoves a cat in the oven*

  • @jacktheniceperson72animati21
    @jacktheniceperson72animati21 3 года назад +329

    “Its so dark”
    “*proceeds the darkness and shoves a cat in the oven*”

    • @buhurgipalhatmun6804
      @buhurgipalhatmun6804 3 года назад

      rascist

    • @moneyman4894
      @moneyman4894 3 года назад +3

      @@buhurgipalhatmun6804 wdym

    • @wyattreno5113
      @wyattreno5113 3 года назад +3

      @@buhurgipalhatmun6804 you stupid. How is this racist?

    • @classictoast1536
      @classictoast1536 3 года назад

      @@moneyman4894 what’s the joke I didn’t see him do that??? I’m actually confused

    • @reneedittmer9625
      @reneedittmer9625 3 года назад

      @@wyattreno5113 why, just why people? STOP SAYING "stupid" it doesn't make any sense when you say stuff like that! It's just pointless! You could always just pretend you know -_-

  • @PaperManlet
    @PaperManlet 4 года назад +411

    Me: ahh, childhood.
    Time: 11 years ago.

  • @EvilRiceGuy
    @EvilRiceGuy 2 месяца назад +11

    0:01 I remember when fridges looked like that

  • @canadianbacon2693
    @canadianbacon2693 4 года назад +722

    "Say milkshake."
    "Milkshake."
    "Okay, now say milk."
    *M a L k*

    • @furiousstudios4438
      @furiousstudios4438 4 года назад +14

      Canadian Bacon
      𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀?...

    • @danijelmilat7982
      @danijelmilat7982 4 года назад +13

      @@furiousstudios4438 Yea.. The man wants a glass of *MOLK*

    • @danijelmilat7982
      @danijelmilat7982 4 года назад +10

      @Lushsky *GIVE HIM THE MOLK JOSH!*

    • @oscarrnved4624
      @oscarrnved4624 4 года назад +10

      Donovan. Inside voices please.

    • @danijelmilat7982
      @danijelmilat7982 4 года назад +8

      @Lushsky my white friends...

  • @MrYFM2
    @MrYFM2 6 лет назад +473

    I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life from a RUclips video! I checked the date of the video and soon found out as to why that is....It would take a miracle and some real talented folks if a video of this quality in humor and originality was released today.

  • @onionsan5084
    @onionsan5084 6 лет назад +695

    *YOU’RE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!?! THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!*

    • @user-cc6jm3yx5y
      @user-cc6jm3yx5y 6 лет назад +16

      Onion San *JOSH PUT IT DOWN NOW*

    • @knightmare_346
      @knightmare_346 6 лет назад +3

      HI ONION SAN!!!!!

    • @thefattubby834
      @thefattubby834 6 лет назад +4

      Onion San SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

    • @laziidays
      @laziidays 6 лет назад +3

      Onion San
      What are you talking about? It makes perfect sense -sarcastic-XDXDXD

    • @peachymango33
      @peachymango33 6 лет назад +1

      Memes don’t make sense

  • @thatbillionairesvibe
    @thatbillionairesvibe Год назад +22

    To this day, still the greatest video of all time

  • @jhnsuhh
    @jhnsuhh 7 лет назад +361

    "Yeah, the man wants a glass of mulk." I laughed sooo hard! 😂😂😂

    • @NavalFox
      @NavalFox 7 лет назад +2

      this is like the only thing that will make me laugh sooo hard every single time i watch it, it just dosent get old

    • @jhnsuhh
      @jhnsuhh 7 лет назад +2

      Dragonswrath Gaming I know it never gets old. I've seen this years before 😂😂😂

    • @oliviachan0828
      @oliviachan0828 7 лет назад +1

      Purple Kawaii Girl your cool. Something about you makes me wanna be ur friend lol

    • @nanireactstoundertaleandra6579
      @nanireactstoundertaleandra6579 7 лет назад +1

      Purple Kawaii Girl same

    • @justyna9055
      @justyna9055 7 лет назад +2

      Purple Kawaii Girl
      MILK MALK MULK MALK MULK MELK MILK MALK MULK
      *Julian shouts malk like an asshole*
      MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLKKK

  • @cherri8581
    @cherri8581 5 лет назад +2899

    Guy 1:Milk
    Guy 2:MALK
    Guy 3:MULK
    Me:Can I have a glass of MUALK

  • @pin_iku
    @pin_iku 3 года назад +84

    1:29
    “You’re like a brother to me!”
    “....Your hand is like a brother to me!”

  • @docep36s53
    @docep36s53 Год назад +8

    I just play this over n over!
    N I don’t get tired of it!
    It’s so deep!
    It’s a 2hr movie in a couple minutes! I just wish there was more!
    N the fact they are all 3 strapped, on the spot, at the kitchen table is the best part 😂😂😂
    And then the cat in the oven at the end!
    what a great movie!😂

  • @-spinel-7257
    @-spinel-7257 5 лет назад +435

    The cow goes "Mooooooooooo!"
    1:04

    • @ThatLostBarracuda
      @ThatLostBarracuda 5 лет назад +7

      B.D Duck you better put it down josh don’t do it josh!

    • @Blizzardheart12
      @Blizzardheart12 5 лет назад +8

      PUT YOUR GUNS AWAAAYYY

    • @KOTv-vr5qg
      @KOTv-vr5qg 5 лет назад +5

      YOUR LIKE A BROTHER FOR ME
      YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER OF ME

    • @Rux2
      @Rux2 5 лет назад +3

      @B.D Duck and then after that we pulled the trigger all of us

    • @Rux2
      @Rux2 5 лет назад +3

      No were not going to film something like that!

  • @delsett3813
    @delsett3813 3 года назад +1672

    I just realized this was made in 2009- H O W
    It's so good! Also-
    "It's so.. dark!"
    **P R O C E E D S T O P U T C A T I N O V E N**
    I love this kind of humor-

  • @DbleBass88
    @DbleBass88 7 лет назад +664

    Did he say your hand is like a brother to me

    • @alyssamcknight317
      @alyssamcknight317 7 лет назад +10

      Erin Cross yes yes he did

    • @DbleBass88
      @DbleBass88 7 лет назад +18

      And is Malk a disease

    • @kutoro4497
      @kutoro4497 7 лет назад +23

      no he said "You're Aunt is like a brother to me"

    • @rice_pp
      @rice_pp 7 лет назад +1

      Stringed Vortex no

    • @kutoro4497
      @kutoro4497 7 лет назад +1

      Purple_ Girl yeah im wrong he said hand.

  • @williammeives7065
    @williammeives7065 6 месяцев назад +8

    Still have it memorized after 12 years

  • @osabertale6406
    @osabertale6406 8 лет назад +541

    GIVE HIM THE MULK, JOSH!

    • @tonymiller5178
      @tonymiller5178 8 лет назад +1

      i want some mil k

    • @ddynamite2980
      @ddynamite2980 8 лет назад +7

      Donavan inside voices please

    • @sunnieespot
      @sunnieespot 8 лет назад +3

      +D DYNAMITE JOSH, POUR ME. A GLASS OF MALK

    • @ddynamite2980
      @ddynamite2980 8 лет назад +2

      Noot Cabbage just give him the Fucking mulk

    • @mimi846
      @mimi846 8 лет назад

      +D DYNAMITE say milkshake

  • @bushcraftbaxter
    @bushcraftbaxter 6 лет назад +4071

    "Give him the Mulk Josh!!"

  • @plastic6568
    @plastic6568 4 года назад +282

    1:42 "its so... dark"
    *puts cat in the oven*

    • @wombwomp2983
      @wombwomp2983 4 года назад +1

      Malk is a copy of an older, better video from a way smaller channel FnD Films Turkey Samich

    • @plastic6568
      @plastic6568 4 года назад +1

      @@wombwomp2983 thanks for the information

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 4 года назад

      @@wombwomp2983 simply give a link

    • @haggisfartsplays9169
      @haggisfartsplays9169 4 года назад

      plastic omg

    • @redcrucible3391
      @redcrucible3391 4 года назад +1

      @@wombwomp2983 TRUE THAT!

  • @jacquesalope
    @jacquesalope 5 месяцев назад +8

    this came out while I was in high school and I still think of it every day

  • @ItzJustBruhvin
    @ItzJustBruhvin 4 года назад +284

    0:51
    *Captions on*
    *Also Captions: Give him the frickin mole*
    *Me: N I C E*

  • @mortisea2408
    @mortisea2408 2 года назад +323

    "You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?"
    Whoever wrote that line deserves everything

  • @nataliecleland7834
    @nataliecleland7834 3 года назад +1034

    Imagine putting a gun to your head over a glass of milk
    Yeah that’s just a normal Tuesday for me

  • @violetcrumble512
    @violetcrumble512 Год назад +5

    14 years this year and I always come back to it every now and then!

  • @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534
    @tomatoesarejustworsecucumb3534 5 лет назад +473

    this is well above 2009 quality

    • @reeennneee
      @reeennneee 5 лет назад +3

      @Man Like B i thought this was 4k in 2019

  • @Lexisavage2029
    @Lexisavage2029 4 года назад +180

    “Inside voices please”
    ALL OF THEM STARTING TO YELL LIKE CRAZY:

    • @silvixa5006
      @silvixa5006 3 года назад +8

      School playground aids be like

    • @gokuonice1940
      @gokuonice1940 3 года назад

      "you're ganna shoot me if shoot my self? That doesnt make any sense!" - Me slowly realizing that the whole video doesn't make any sense.

  • @LonerChief
    @LonerChief 4 года назад +462

    "Say milkshake"
    "Milkshake"
    "Ok now say Milk"
    "Malk"

    • @nekotoon
      @nekotoon 4 года назад +16

      "Are you hearing this"

    • @fantomas884
      @fantomas884 3 года назад +13

      @Adam Whitefish "GIVE HIM A MOLK JOSH! "

    • @hmmmmmm8769
      @hmmmmmm8769 3 года назад +13

      "Jonathan, inside voices please"

    • @somerandomhandle
      @somerandomhandle 3 года назад +1

      its not molk its mulk

    • @sweetjane6808
      @sweetjane6808 3 года назад +13

      @@hmmmmmm8769 "Sorry dad... My white friends"

  • @Mitchell2c3pod
    @Mitchell2c3pod 3 месяца назад +5

    Almost 15 years later, this still holds up!

  • @bonzu4021
    @bonzu4021 4 года назад +555

    2006-2012 humor, where everyone had a gun and would threaten to shoot themselves or others over simple problems.
    Good times.

    • @melaniepenelope_
      @melaniepenelope_ 3 года назад +7

      Amen.

    • @mrgarnd217
      @mrgarnd217 3 года назад +17

      You just summarized smosh in 1 sentence

    • @kengally
      @kengally 2 года назад

      @@mrgarnd217 I must be too young for this :(

    • @mrgarnd217
      @mrgarnd217 2 года назад

      @@kengally I dont remember writing that comment

    • @sokohighkora2479
      @sokohighkora2479 2 года назад +2

      @@mrgarnd217 yeah cause it was 1 year ago

  • @m4chii700
    @m4chii700 6 лет назад +676

    *You're going to shoot me if I shoot myself?!*

    • @namelessecho6527
      @namelessecho6527 6 лет назад +14

      That1OtherGuy _ *THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENCE!!!*
      (They then point the guns at themselves)

    • @apisrulezdc2930
      @apisrulezdc2930 6 лет назад +8

      *TRIGGERED* LOL

    • @Dabajaws
      @Dabajaws 5 лет назад

      It makes sense to ensure he's dead

    • @teresareyes9143
      @teresareyes9143 5 лет назад +1

      Hello fellow army

    • @m4chii700
      @m4chii700 5 лет назад +1

      Teresa Reyes what's good!

  • @zekeyeager8943
    @zekeyeager8943 5 лет назад +2330

    "No we are not filming something like that"
    "Why not?"
    "It's so dark..idk"
    **Puts a cat in the oven**

  • @Aiden-.
    @Aiden-. Год назад +6

    And yet 13 years later and this still makes me laugh my ass off

  • @joeysingh8289
    @joeysingh8289 5 лет назад +159

    I can quote this entire video and I haven't seen it in like, 3 years

  • @Artn00b
    @Artn00b 6 лет назад +454

    "Just give him the fricking mulk!"

  • @shawnburke-hutchinson5901
    @shawnburke-hutchinson5901 4 года назад +160

    Put on the captions
    “We don’t have any milk but I can get you some milk.”

  • @user-co6mr7sy5o
    @user-co6mr7sy5o Год назад +10

    13 years later still holds up

  • @Tropicool
    @Tropicool 5 лет назад +806

    "Donavan, inside voices please."
    "Sorry Dad, my white friends.."
    "JOSH!! POOR ME A GLASS OF MALK!!!!"

  • @A207.
    @A207. 3 года назад +675

    "it's.. so... Dark"
    **Puts his cat in the oven**

    • @erikthegamer5769
      @erikthegamer5769 3 года назад +8

      @@bum9340 so you're the one that didn't get the joke lmao

    • @lilycat2.075
      @lilycat2.075 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lilycat2.075
      @lilycat2.075 3 года назад +2

      @@bum9340 I know!

    • @-woohoobs-8918
      @-woohoobs-8918 3 года назад +5

      @@erikthegamer5769 Man u dumb af

    • @heitorgdo
      @heitorgdo 3 года назад +4

      @Ayvah Matthews but that will make a hot dog

  • @teddy-xj2yk
    @teddy-xj2yk 6 лет назад +318

    Casually watches this 9 years later

  • @Danger_Dingus
    @Danger_Dingus Месяц назад +1

    14 years later and this still lives rent free in my head.

  • @burritobison40yearsagoedit63
    @burritobison40yearsagoedit63 4 года назад +2491

    “No we are not filming that! It’s just so dark”
    *says while putting cat in oven*

    • @blackprimrose7541
      @blackprimrose7541 4 года назад +103

      You're username had me trippin for a full minute

    • @nallelia
      @nallelia 4 года назад +29

      Bethem Fedamey same

    • @NoBody-dr8tp
      @NoBody-dr8tp 4 года назад +17

      @@nallelia yeah same here

    • @alans7819
      @alans7819 4 года назад +15

      *@
      Burrito Bison • 40 years ago • edited* That's the joke you idiot

    • @nagitokomaeda8714
      @nagitokomaeda8714 4 года назад +12

      Hold on...something is wrong...

  • @cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc8218
    @cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc8218 8 лет назад +758

    "No, we can't do that. It's too dark."
    **puts cat in oven**

    • @curiousauthor9827
      @curiousauthor9827 8 лет назад +10

      "N-N-N-n-no you stay there."

    • @zoinabb
      @zoinabb 7 лет назад

      LMAO IKR!

    • @Sinterex
      @Sinterex 7 лет назад +3

      the person who is going to bake the cat is dark not the guy who said the story llololo

    • @songoflunaris8474
      @songoflunaris8474 7 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @randomanimefan3314
      @randomanimefan3314 7 лет назад

      CuteLilKitten CuteFuzzPuffCat BUT WHY THE CAT?! CANT IT BE A BOX CAT and i wanna know how the cat felt

  • @_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140
    @_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 4 года назад +420

    “Hey don got anything to drink?..”
    “Yeah in the Fridge..”
    “Hey josh uh grab me a glass of malk..”
    *At that point nothing will be the same..*

  • @GoharioFTW
    @GoharioFTW 6 месяцев назад +3

    This video will never age like milk
    it's a fine wine indeed

  • @adrianplmerian
    @adrianplmerian 7 лет назад +674

    "You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?!"

    • @Nicole-qk1nc
      @Nicole-qk1nc 7 лет назад +17

      IT'S DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

    • @somedoomermetalhead7377
      @somedoomermetalhead7377 7 лет назад +7

      NicoleplayzYT games JOSH PUT IT DOWN

    • @Nicole-qk1nc
      @Nicole-qk1nc 7 лет назад +14

      Metalhead Kangaroo I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS! ;-;

    • @mccarney4207
      @mccarney4207 7 лет назад +5

      YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME! YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!

    • @jadenfuselier1611
      @jadenfuselier1611 7 лет назад

      Stikbot 9035 ZzxXcxxcz

  • @CarolinaMillan
    @CarolinaMillan 6 лет назад +624

    Watching in 2018! Who else? I miss these videos Julian :)

  • @lvrangi6421
    @lvrangi6421 4 года назад +931

    *Bad Ending*
    "Hey Josh, give me a glass of malk."
    "I'm sorry there is no malk."
    :**:**:gun shooting:**:**:

    • @pseudonym1128
      @pseudonym1128 3 года назад

      Theres 905 likes and no replies, No.

    • @ianberg7474
      @ianberg7474 3 года назад +2

      good ending:
      hey josh give me a glass of malk
      *proceeds to give malk*
      nuetreul ending:
      hey josh gimme some malk
      ok we only have enough for half a cup *universe
      *proceeds to pour malk*

    • @fsnews2538
      @fsnews2538 3 года назад

      I would also like a glass of malk. Sometimes, put my destructive cat in the oven. Never for real, I'm not a sadist.

  • @delpproductions217
    @delpproductions217 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:33 “The Man Wants A Glass of Molk” Had Me Dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hermyworm
    @hermyworm 2 года назад +110

    My son showed me this years ago when he was in high school or junior high. I found it hilarious. He’s 26 now. I still put ‘malk’ on my shopping list instead of milk. If anything related to milk comes up in conversation we say ‘JUST GIVE HIM THE MALK JOSH!!!’ 😂😂

  • @cupycupcakes7660
    @cupycupcakes7660 6 лет назад +234

    *WATCHES THE VIDEO AFTER 9 YEARS*

  • @foreverroblox2441
    @foreverroblox2441 6 лет назад +597

    “No we’re not filming something like that it’s so dark” **pets cat in oven and closes it**

  • @partytranimal6293
    @partytranimal6293 5 месяцев назад +3

    No matter how long I go between viewings, I can still quote the sketch verbatim. It's etched into my brain with a glass cover on top and windshield wipers to keep the cobwebs off. I hope you find comfort in the joy you've brought to people. I hope you continue to make people's lives better just by your being you. And I hope you find peace in the coming years of your life. Your mere existence has filled others with happiness and inspiration. I hope you have found and will continue to find that in others. You've got this. If life was easy, it wouldn't be worth living