EPIC RAP BATTLE of MANLINESS

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 41 тыс.

  • @AT96123
    @AT96123 4 года назад +10012

    He was born

  • @sepi_
    @sepi_ 4 года назад +13921

    believe it or not, rhett was born.

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 2 года назад +3410

    I like how Rhett is his own boss, but he still works in a cubicle.

    • @totoroneblinny6100
      @totoroneblinny6100 Год назад +72

      He is MAN

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Год назад +39

      Some people just prefer the office environment I guess

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman Год назад +28

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep , as long as it comes with handy amenities like your own urinal. lol Um, I don't think I'd like that. Clearly I'm not as manly as Rhett.

    • @aprilfooler758
      @aprilfooler758 3 месяца назад +3

      The urinal was likely installed by the time he decided he was a boss, and nobody’s got the time to move a urinal from a cubicle to an office

  • @generaldustbin
    @generaldustbin 2 года назад +5080

    i love how they both get gradually more honest

  • @gato4002
    @gato4002 3 года назад +10762

    Link wins for being manly enough to admit that he has to call a mechanic when his car breaks down.

    • @galaxvexxtheholy
      @galaxvexxtheholy 3 года назад +750

      But Rhett was born

    • @EthanPerales.
      @EthanPerales. 3 года назад +62

      @@galaxvexxtheholy TruTrue

    • @PD-ws4td
      @PD-ws4td 3 года назад +358

      Rhett manly enough to admit that he might get a little scared when he is alone in the woods before getting over it ofc.

    • @acousticoctopus9471
      @acousticoctopus9471 3 года назад +53

      But Rhett admitted he gets a little scared

    • @quempire2656
      @quempire2656 3 года назад +14

      @@acousticoctopus9471 but he fixes his car but 30 mins after and it stops again

  • @BeepingSheep47
    @BeepingSheep47 3 года назад +8898

    Best lines:
    “I was born”
    “Even my feet are hands”
    “I just stare at it and then call a mechanic”

  • @giaisbored5580
    @giaisbored5580 4 года назад +5397

    “I was the best man at my own wedding” idk sounds pretty sad to me

  • @mattjones5531
    @mattjones5531 3 года назад +3339

    Almost eight years later and i'm still wondering who allowed Link to wield a gas powered chainsaw!?

  • @WALTERRIFIC
    @WALTERRIFIC 9 лет назад +11956

    Two years later and I just now got the hidden joke; the two joggers are the guys from Epic RapBattlesOfHistory.

    • @charlie4369
      @charlie4369 9 лет назад +74

      Yeah xD

    • @evilcow1943
      @evilcow1943 9 лет назад +34

      WALTERRIFIC same lol

    • @Blackcraven64
      @Blackcraven64 9 лет назад +53

      WALTERRIFIC Dam I just realized that lol

    • @Simon-fl1sm
      @Simon-fl1sm 9 лет назад +86

      WALTERRIFIC "hidden" "joke"

    • @TheRandomSpectator
      @TheRandomSpectator 9 лет назад +41

      WALTERRIFIC IT TOOK YOU TWO YEARS??? I knew that the first time I saw it

  • @tankwfw
    @tankwfw 5 лет назад +2979

    "Are you challenging my manliness?"
    "Yeth"

    • @jigglypuff8398
      @jigglypuff8398 5 лет назад +24

      welcome2havoc I laughed more than I shouldve

    • @Lv.zx6r
      @Lv.zx6r 5 лет назад +9

      bruhhh this is from 2012

    • @CrimsonJestersLament
      @CrimsonJestersLament 5 лет назад +2

      *yes don’t woosh me I did it as a joke

    • @tankwfw
      @tankwfw 5 лет назад +4

      @@Lv.zx6r You're from 2012

    • @orojas1968
      @orojas1968 5 лет назад

      yeaes

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 4 года назад +6792

    Pay attention how it starts really epic and manly but then slowly drops down to regular level "i don't remove pizza topings" manly. That's quite funny.

    • @sotrainpro1841
      @sotrainpro1841 4 года назад +221

      My middle name is Hoss 😂

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 3 года назад +105

      I take off olives. Because olives are gross.

    • @atlantis720
      @atlantis720 3 года назад +12

      @@Otakupatriot117 I agree

    • @kneesurgeryenthusiast6915
      @kneesurgeryenthusiast6915 3 года назад +19

      @@Otakupatriot117 jokes on you, I don’t take off the olives.

    • @sonicman9910
      @sonicman9910 3 года назад +58

      Not removing pizza toppings is actually the most manly thing.

  • @olivermontgomery5151
    @olivermontgomery5151 Год назад +455

    I like how Rhett looks angry when hes rapping but link genuinely looks insane

    • @diAngela-wm9mq
      @diAngela-wm9mq 7 месяцев назад +8

      So true 😂😂😂 link looks like he has a body in a freezer in his garage

    • @steambeen
      @steambeen 2 месяца назад +2

      @@diAngela-wm9mq you dont?

  • @kronolith8556
    @kronolith8556 4 года назад +2902

    Rhett and link: *use the tools to trip the hedge*
    The hedge: *literally couldn't get any smoother*

    • @CommyPlayz
      @CommyPlayz 3 года назад +8

      @Average Joesson Yeah ive heard it will be glass smooth

    • @uknowngamer6948
      @uknowngamer6948 2 года назад +28

      Well u see, u need to let the bush know that it isn’t allowed to grow by trimming it daily

    • @polycytic
      @polycytic 2 года назад

      @@CommyPlayz you wanna feel old
      of course, you do
      I was born THE year this was made

    • @dpiffer
      @dpiffer 2 года назад +10

      @@polycytic i think you’re too young for youtube

    • @polycytic
      @polycytic 2 года назад

      @@dpiffer umm.... yeah well
      you know, as long as im safe

  • @user-eg1gk2xc4s
    @user-eg1gk2xc4s 5 лет назад +5356

    *when Rhett said " I was born " he won*

  • @tzandert2661
    @tzandert2661 5 лет назад +3792

    "I was the best man at my own wedding"
    Yep, Link won.

    • @cosmicpotato3849
      @cosmicpotato3849 5 лет назад +66

      TzaNderT or he’s just lonely
      R.I.P.

    • @samdayak427
      @samdayak427 5 лет назад +23

      You don't think it's kind of saddening how Link didn't have anyone else to be his best man?

    • @josiahkey4929
      @josiahkey4929 5 лет назад +6

      that's just sad

    • @krayuneter
      @krayuneter 5 лет назад

      Which one is link

    • @krayuneter
      @krayuneter 5 лет назад +1

      I’m sorry I’m an idiot

  • @noxineamv2158
    @noxineamv2158 Год назад +452

    "I can sleep alone in the woods without a tent, I might be a little scared but then I get over it"
    That's a great show of true manliness. A true man is not fearless, but he can get over his fears when a situation demands it

  • @AwesomeCat2012
    @AwesomeCat2012 5 лет назад +7228

    Then: Link holding a machete, using it to trim his nose hairs.
    Now: No one lets Link hold scissors. 😂

    • @The_Chris14
      @The_Chris14 5 лет назад +234

      Also
      Then: Lets Link ACTUALLY use a REAL CHAINSAW *_CLOSE_* to someone else than him!

    • @violatyson7266
      @violatyson7266 5 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @maly7801
      @maly7801 5 лет назад +3

      @@violatyson7266 on se

    • @zoobpy
      @zoobpy 5 лет назад +10

      What happened?

    • @Janlssary
      @Janlssary 5 лет назад +1

      @@zoobpy i wanna learn too... where is the captain?

  • @matthewnabb4482
    @matthewnabb4482 4 года назад +2304

    1:05 doofenshmirtz explaining his backstory

    • @thelightningwave
      @thelightningwave 4 года назад +32

      Wasn't he raised by hyenas?

    • @Thepotatoz.
      @Thepotatoz. 4 года назад +101

      @@thelightningwave no ocelots

    • @aidensummers5938
      @aidensummers5938 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @eonsinfinity534
      @eonsinfinity534 3 года назад +61

      "It all started on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up."

    • @Superdarkcloud666
      @Superdarkcloud666 3 года назад +6

      He was raised by ocelots. Get your stories straight.

  • @treelad6721
    @treelad6721 4 года назад +2451

    This wasn’t made 8 years ago... this wasn’t made 8 years ago....

    • @imabitch1490
      @imabitch1490 4 года назад +19

      I cant ruin your 69 likes 😪

    • @thatoneguy6466
      @thatoneguy6466 4 года назад +21

      You’re right it it was seven years ago

    • @omen2332
      @omen2332 4 года назад +9

      This video is a timeless classic that’s what it is

    • @swagbros3220
      @swagbros3220 4 года назад +15

      No, it was BORN 8 years ago

    • @fernandosulantay
      @fernandosulantay 4 года назад

      @@thatoneguy6466 eight now :(

  • @luisa7837
    @luisa7837 2 года назад +458

    “I don’t remove pizza toppings” Obviously the most manly line in this battle.

  • @Wiseman108
    @Wiseman108 4 года назад +6858

    When ERB shows up and is like, yep this is approved.

    • @nexustarget442
      @nexustarget442 4 года назад +99

      I didn't realize that was erb until now

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 4 года назад +163

      Not just approved, Rhett and Link did a video called Epic Rap Battle before Epic Rap Battles of History even became a thing. I'm pretty sure if Mythical existed back in 2011, the ERBH guys would have had to license the name.

    • @corbinellens3890
      @corbinellens3890 4 года назад +5

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Exactly

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 4 года назад +8

      @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep Mind sending the link of the battle?

    • @Jms1048
      @Jms1048 4 года назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/06pBzAlItwI/видео.html

  • @sloopy5672
    @sloopy5672 4 года назад +1816

    “If I look in the mirror I intimidate myself”
    I can’t tell if that’s manly or not...

    • @bcrazyofficial1
      @bcrazyofficial1 4 года назад +50

      It is manly.

    • @MS-hb3ol
      @MS-hb3ol 4 года назад +23

      It's manly because that's the same reaction when showed to the alpha in the wild

    • @oceanman7176
      @oceanman7176 4 года назад +67

      the Manly Paradox

    • @KULTOFKYLE
      @KULTOFKYLE 4 года назад +37

      Being manly bc of intimidating an intimidating dude, or unmanly bc you got intimidated by a guy who also got intimidated. Truly a paradox.

    • @late_8106
      @late_8106 4 года назад +1

      *Moon men plays*

  • @willk6410
    @willk6410 4 года назад +1067

    “I just open the hood and then I stare at it”... “and then I call a mechanic”

  • @anonymoususer2756
    @anonymoususer2756 2 года назад +223

    “I shave with a box cutter, blindfolded as well
    Cus if I look in the mirror I intimidate myself”
    Unironically one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard.

  • @gyelan1114
    @gyelan1114 9 лет назад +6534

    They should do a epic rap battle of gentlemanliness

    • @gyelan1114
      @gyelan1114 9 лет назад +55

      An*

    • @CrimsonAgario
      @CrimsonAgario 9 лет назад +19

      +Sunny Shores that would be cool aswell

    • @glowfishin1
      @glowfishin1 9 лет назад +1

      +Sunny Shores Thumbs up!!!

    • @Nicole-sc2zq
      @Nicole-sc2zq 9 лет назад +1

      You like my little pony their for baby's

    • @AnxiousMircat
      @AnxiousMircat 9 лет назад +8

      +Nicole
      Why do you comment then? *gets popcorn*

  • @EneaG
    @EneaG 4 года назад +955

    As a scout i can confirm i have never heard of the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove

    • @jimt828
      @jimt828 4 года назад +35

      Thats super double secret Eagle Scout knowledge only. SHHHHHhhhhhhhh

    • @Superdarkcloud666
      @Superdarkcloud666 3 года назад +4

      I have. But my scoutmaster was murdered as punishment for exposing the secret. I never forgave them for their corruption. And after 20 long years, I finally managed to avenge my master by destroying the Boy Scouts of America.

    • @robodragonn9506
      @robodragonn9506 2 года назад +17

      To me, it looks like two slipknots about 4-5 inches apart and with the loops overlapping. Took me a second to figure it out tho

    • @SSBMagy
      @SSBMagy 2 года назад +1

      @@robodragonn9506 so it's legit?

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage 2 года назад +24

      @@SSBMagy "Legit"?
      It's a real knot tied into a real piece of rope. It exists. See it for yourself.
      But whether it's actually used, actually useful, or actually known by this name is the mystery.

  • @fartingunicorn6962
    @fartingunicorn6962 5 лет назад +688

    3:33 “I don’t even know what it feels like to sit with my legs crossed”
    he is to manly to be kept alive

  • @maxdoles5806
    @maxdoles5806 3 года назад +182

    "I'm handy too. I rerouted my bathroom exhaust fan into your bedroom."
    This is such an underrated line.

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 2 года назад +5

      Who knew Link could be harder than Tech N9ne

    • @INNERLMNT
      @INNERLMNT 2 года назад

      Shitting in your own bathroom so hard your neighbor smells it, nice

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte Год назад +2

      @@NukelearFallout lmao would love to see a R&L ft Tech N9ne song parody

  • @BeanEaterExtraordinaire
    @BeanEaterExtraordinaire 4 года назад +1803

    “I’ll be adjusting some really large nuts” is a genius line

  • @khakishark
    @khakishark 4 года назад +763

    0:33 I. WAS. *BOOOORN!*
    Shoulda ended there

    • @mr.worldwide4758
      @mr.worldwide4758 4 года назад +29

      Birth, so manly

    • @eriknorman1690
      @eriknorman1690 3 года назад +21

      4:00

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 3 года назад +11

      @@eriknorman1690 amazing transition

    • @womp47
      @womp47 3 года назад +2

      ​@@mr.worldwide4758 idk man all the smart people in the world say birth is the most extraordinary thing youll ever do in your life, so it kinda is pretty manly.

  • @underdragon2664
    @underdragon2664 4 года назад +392

    Her: tell me something interensting about you
    Me: I WAS BORN!

    • @nua.h2757
      @nua.h2757 4 года назад

      Tell me about your story:
      Once upon a time i was born and lived lifely after till my time ends and die .

    • @mr.worldwide4758
      @mr.worldwide4758 4 года назад

      I was BOOOOOOOOORRRNNNN!!!!!!*

  • @SalaarSiddiqui2009
    @SalaarSiddiqui2009 2 года назад +81

    rhett; i can drive ten hours without peeing
    also rhett: i keep a urinal in my office

    • @waffleman2370
      @waffleman2370 Год назад +10

      It is to assert dominance and maximize productivity because he spends less time moving to the bathroom and back

    • @psychlops924
      @psychlops924 Год назад +4

      The duality of man

  • @acodyne
    @acodyne 6 лет назад +4298

    I. WAS. BOOOORRRNNN. *video ends*

  • @MaxGaming3000
    @MaxGaming3000 5 лет назад +1873

    Imagine the video just ends after “I WAS BORN”
    “Are you challenging my manliness?”
    “Yea”
    “I WAS BORN”
    “well crap....”

    • @funkywasit
      @funkywasit 4 года назад +43

      _”I wasn’t”_

    • @RTTenn
      @RTTenn 4 года назад +3

      This is the funniest comment I’ve ever seen 🤣

    • @raidersrevenge9428
      @raidersrevenge9428 4 года назад +8

      Link: ......... How am just gonna top that?!

    • @Natalia-gz3co
      @Natalia-gz3co 4 года назад +1

      LMFAOAOOAOAO ME N MY BROTHER WERE JUST LAUGHING THINKING ABOUT THAT

    • @sleekpandora4005
      @sleekpandora4005 4 года назад +1

      @@funkywasit lol

  • @archiecottrell1
    @archiecottrell1 5 лет назад +716

    3:06 when I saw Epic Loyd and Nice Petter I was like
    ‘I’m satisfied’

    • @KlonidkeBar17
      @KlonidkeBar17 5 лет назад +3

      Rhett and Link sometimes to rap battles on their channel. I think you know that, just wanted to clear things up.

    • @archiecottrell1
      @archiecottrell1 5 лет назад

      I know

    • @unlimitedlight6194
      @unlimitedlight6194 5 лет назад +1

      I didn’t even know who they were until I read this comment

    • @spark_two
      @spark_two 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah that cameo was nice

    • @anthonyrango4262
      @anthonyrango4262 5 лет назад

      Looks like you copied Aaron Ratcliff

  • @Croatilillious
    @Croatilillious 2 года назад +135

    I love how this devolves from exaggerated manliness to "I'm so manly I don't even remove pizza toppings."

  • @mr.grillby2279
    @mr.grillby2279 8 лет назад +3849

    I just now realized that the joggers were the epic rap battles of history guys, and I've watched this a billion times. (facepalm)

    • @seltyo
      @seltyo 8 лет назад +14

      Same.

    • @mr.grillby2279
      @mr.grillby2279 8 лет назад +3

      Fallout Freak lol

    • @vertigo1971
      @vertigo1971 8 лет назад +3

      Same here! I watched it 4-5 times before i recognised it was them. D'oh!! 😛

    • @ReneSeckler
      @ReneSeckler 8 лет назад +109

      The musicvideo is about 4 minutes long and was uploaded 3 years ago.
      3 Years = 156.42857 Weeks
      156.42857 Weeks = 1095 Days
      1095 Days = 26280 Hours
      26280 Hours = 1576800 Minutes
      You sayed, you watched it "a billion times"
      4 Minutes x 1000000000 = 4000000000 Minutes
      4000000000 is orders of magnitude bigger then 1576800.
      It is impossible for you, to watch this a billion times in this timespan.
      In Fact, you would need 7610.35008 Years!
      You lied sir.

    • @ReneSeckler
      @ReneSeckler 8 лет назад +2

      jes i du mats not grammr

  • @footsi35
    @footsi35 5 лет назад +774

    "I. WAS. BORN. WITH HAIR ON MY CHEST!!!"
    I kinda believe that lmao

  • @ItzSophieDaPandaa
    @ItzSophieDaPandaa 6 лет назад +2396

    Who’s Idea Was It To Give Link A Chainsaw?!?!
    (Edit) OMG TYSM FOR 2.5K LIKES OMLLLL

  • @The9thDaisy
    @The9thDaisy 2 года назад +60

    I've been rewatching this periodically since it was released. Still A+ comedy, and I'll never forget how I lost it at "My GPS gets its sense of direction from ME"

  • @darkfun2481
    @darkfun2481 4 года назад +657

    I'm so manly that when I peed my pants in front of everyone I didn't even cry and I look everyone directly in their eyes to embarrassed them for staring

  • @likehat2729
    @likehat2729 3 года назад +300

    I love how almost all of Rhett’s lines are just dad related lmao

  • @SushiKing123NorskGaming
    @SushiKing123NorskGaming 6 лет назад +810

    Anyone else missing these kind of videos?

    • @microbabebrown3392
      @microbabebrown3392 5 лет назад +9

      Just watch erb dude, the guys at 3:06 are the people who write those vids

    • @WombatHide
      @WombatHide 5 лет назад +3

      Yes very much so

    • @teacup7702
      @teacup7702 5 лет назад +1

      props to you and who ever else agrees xD

    • @zadeawesomedude9219
      @zadeawesomedude9219 5 лет назад

      Microbabe Brown omg I never realized it was epiclloyd and nicepeter

    • @davidkinman4712
      @davidkinman4712 5 лет назад

      - SushiKing123 - me

  • @jewishdet2426
    @jewishdet2426 2 года назад +58

    This aged better than it could have

  • @fitzaidan6487
    @fitzaidan6487 5 лет назад +681

    Rhett: I WAS BORN
    Link: wow that’s manly

  • @hermionegranger9965
    @hermionegranger9965 5 лет назад +2494

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE JOGGERS WHO ARE NICEPETER AND EPICLLOYD FROM EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

    • @MonkeyWrench1
      @MonkeyWrench1 5 лет назад +127

      Cuz it was obvious

    • @typhusxr1597
      @typhusxr1597 5 лет назад +36

      Hermione Granger holy crap you’re right I’m glad you pionted that out

    • @imnotverysmart2864
      @imnotverysmart2864 5 лет назад +20

      Ty for pointing that out

    • @remi1015
      @remi1015 5 лет назад +7

      ravenclaws where art thou

    • @jacobriggan9430
      @jacobriggan9430 5 лет назад +8

      I thought that was them. lol. great cameo

  • @5joe
    @5joe 3 года назад +478

    1:45 Link barely blinks throughout this entire video; nice attention to detail!

    • @littlemacisunderrated412
      @littlemacisunderrated412 3 года назад +9

      Not true
      Blinks in the intro

    • @ChaoticSpud
      @ChaoticSpud 3 года назад +27

      @@littlemacisunderrated412 he wasn’t challenging him yet 😎

    • @Juamacao2503
      @Juamacao2503 3 года назад +11

      He does at 1:31

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 2 года назад +5

      1:12 as well

    • @Beavis-ej3ny
      @Beavis-ej3ny 2 года назад +9

      @@e4ehco21 *Barley blinks. He does blink, but not often.

  • @chargedtundra3127
    @chargedtundra3127 3 года назад +43

    After years and years of watching Rhett and Link, and recently Epic Rap Battles of History I realized that at 3:08 the two joggers that approach them are Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd

  • @convey_pl9191
    @convey_pl9191 5 лет назад +986

    The best part of this rap is
    They never got around to trimming the hedges

    • @rabeckacolegrove1620
      @rabeckacolegrove1620 4 года назад +11

      I did it while they were being betas inside after their little performance. I trimmed all the hedges. Mowed every lawn. And satisfied all of the desperate housewives as I am a man and totally not a woman in disguise... shhh

    • @ultimatedrive8657
      @ultimatedrive8657 4 года назад +1

      @@rabeckacolegrove1620 Big pe pe

    • @trinhnguyen5955
      @trinhnguyen5955 4 года назад +4

      It’s okay. Just rub some bacon on it

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 4 года назад +2

      Yes they did. They just finished

  • @aaronratcliff6559
    @aaronratcliff6559 5 лет назад +852

    3:08 is that Nice Peter and EpicLloyd

  • @ganjagoblin1939
    @ganjagoblin1939 4 года назад +314

    1:04
    Grandpa describing his childhood

    • @fernandosulantay
      @fernandosulantay 4 года назад +14

      Dude, i cant stop imagine my grandpa saying that things xD

    • @aperson5215
      @aperson5215 3 года назад +10

      No 0:33

  • @joshwalls9923
    @joshwalls9923 Год назад +40

    This was the golden era of youtube

  • @pusheenlover7349
    @pusheenlover7349 8 лет назад +491

    I literally searched google images for masculinity and couldn't find Link anywhere.

    • @blackrosestudios9556
      @blackrosestudios9556 8 лет назад +2

      same...

    • @omegayates1587
      @omegayates1587 8 лет назад +25

      Katie Zell it's almost like this rap was fictional and that none of these things were true

    • @omegayates1587
      @omegayates1587 8 лет назад +6

      Katie Zell it's almost like this rap was fictional and that none of these things were true

    • @pusheenlover7349
      @pusheenlover7349 8 лет назад +7

      Omega Yates I know, I just wondered if someone actually put his photo in it, because I thought that it would just be funny to look. No offense though

    • @omegayates1587
      @omegayates1587 8 лет назад +5

      Katie Zell I was being sarcastic I knew you were joking

  • @chucknorris656
    @chucknorris656 10 лет назад +9132

    I am the manliest.

  • @dayajr01
    @dayajr01 4 года назад +189

    I memorised the lyrics.
    8 years ago. I still do,

  • @darkknight2481
    @darkknight2481 2 года назад +29

    Link saying “My middle name is Hoss” won him the battle

  • @s4ndr3x98
    @s4ndr3x98 4 года назад +1208

    therapist: do you know the reason for your sadness?
    me: 0:32

    • @karlalalalulu1513
      @karlalalalulu1513 4 года назад +16

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

    • @NazrielAurellio05
      @NazrielAurellio05 4 года назад +27

      @@dboxr HE WASS BOOOORRNN
      WITH HAIR ON HIS CHEST

    • @lizzybeckstrom
      @lizzybeckstrom 4 года назад +16

      I didn’t even have to click. I know what you meant

    • @cringerfilmmaker
      @cringerfilmmaker 4 года назад +9

      @@NazrielAurellio05 A GLEAM IN HIS EYES TO LATCH ON A BREAST

    • @bt_tfs
      @bt_tfs 4 года назад +6

      @@cringerfilmmaker HE CUT HIS OWN UMBILICAL CORD WITH HIS RAZOR-SHARP TEETH

  • @FoxxxFatal
    @FoxxxFatal 5 лет назад +50

    That "apache war cry" line is 100x funnier due to the fact that you actually see dude screaming to the heavens for a second and can hear it a little if you listen lmao

  • @jadenrosethe4986
    @jadenrosethe4986 4 года назад +270

    “I was born”
    *Wins*

  • @fabricsoftenerteddybear8045
    @fabricsoftenerteddybear8045 2 года назад +13

    Casual cameo with Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd - this sent me into waaaves of nostalgia! I'm so grateful!

  • @crikeymate9410
    @crikeymate9410 5 лет назад +1105

    1:07 why is he wearing his family?

  • @pastelcutie8530
    @pastelcutie8530 6 лет назад +1362

    Lmfao we all know that link isn't really that manly but we all love him

  • @zenukiyo5478
    @zenukiyo5478 7 лет назад +679

    I still come back and watch all their songs XD anyone else?

  • @lsdadiccion
    @lsdadiccion 2 месяца назад +8

    3:06 never even realized those guys are ERB

  • @claudeeichar8342
    @claudeeichar8342 7 лет назад +633

    "I WAS BOOOOOOORRNNN"
    ....Yes......Yes you were.......

  • @mimi2124
    @mimi2124 5 лет назад +289

    "I was the best man at my own wedding" that's just sad

    • @humudu
      @humudu 5 лет назад +27

      Not if you are manly enough to not care

    • @juliebrossart8332
      @juliebrossart8332 5 лет назад +6

      humudu or if
      You had no friends and your cousins hated you

    • @chrisdelaroy7173
      @chrisdelaroy7173 5 лет назад +3

      Right

    • @Saber23
      @Saber23 5 лет назад

      Golden Afro no I think he was the only one manly enough to be the best man at the wedding

  • @reemm2002
    @reemm2002 8 лет назад +115

    it took me that long to figure out that the baby in the end is Lando (Link's youngest son)

  • @MLittleBrony
    @MLittleBrony 5 месяцев назад +5

    guest at my birthday party: "wait, why are we celebrating again?"
    me: 0:33

  • @Stijn23789
    @Stijn23789 10 лет назад +301

    Those are the guys behind ERB at 3:08 right?
    Smart move :D

    • @thethighsamurai5795
      @thethighsamurai5795 10 лет назад +7

      Lord of the Nerds Love that pic, Long Live Harry Potter

    • @duckquack1733
      @duckquack1733 10 лет назад +1

      Devyn Montanye i have the dark mark

    • @jebmetzger9061
      @jebmetzger9061 10 лет назад +1

      yes that was NicePeter and Epic Lloyd

    • @chrisjericho7123
      @chrisjericho7123 10 лет назад +3

      Yeah I was wondering how they constantly use the epic rap battle moniker, but this was 2012 maybe before ERB blew up. Then I saw Lloyd and Peter.

    • @anthonygarza1530
      @anthonygarza1530 10 лет назад +1

      Jericho yeah you know

  • @codylgarcia
    @codylgarcia 4 года назад +662

    I think there’s a lesson in this.
    The manliest man isn’t one who can do all these Chuck Norris level feats, but rather, the manliest man is able to be a great father and/or husband, to take care of his family, to provide for them and make them happy.

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 4 года назад +101

      yep... vegan ooey gooey bars are maximally manly if they’re made for the sake of those you love

    • @aperson5215
      @aperson5215 3 года назад +79

      No the lesson is Rhett Was BOOOOORRRRRNNNNN

    • @codylgarcia
      @codylgarcia 3 года назад +25

      @@aperson5215
      I stand corrected.

    • @Novaevo
      @Novaevo 3 года назад +17

      But being Chuck Norris doesn’t hurt either.

    • @guardian7773
      @guardian7773 3 года назад +6

      But Chuck Norris can do all 3 so…

  • @The_Chris14
    @The_Chris14 5 лет назад +585

    Rhett: “i was BOOORRRRRRNNNNNN”
    Weren’t we all that?

  • @jodipurdy4101
    @jodipurdy4101 3 года назад +21

    old rhett and link skits like this are amazing.

  • @ruthannlaurvick6078
    @ruthannlaurvick6078 8 лет назад +435

    If Link had a chainsaw to begin with, why was he using the clippers to trim the hedge?

    • @elijah_9392
      @elijah_9392 8 лет назад

      Karen Laurvick
      ikr

    • @christophercook8781
      @christophercook8781 8 лет назад +69

      some people would burn up at the sight of his extreme manliness so he has to hide it most of the time

    • @cdmistman
      @cdmistman 8 лет назад +10

      he was also redundant when he gave its specs: "33 cc's, gas"
      33 cc's implies gas...

    • @aidaneglin781
      @aidaneglin781 8 лет назад +3

      Nah m80 could've been a fuckin' diesel chainsaw

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 8 лет назад +16

      What would you say if you just saw some guy casually using a chainsaw to trim a hedge

  • @Thatdoginme_m3
    @Thatdoginme_m3 5 лет назад +431

    Your wife is always asking me to toast her buns. Link wins

    • @StegoNuNuma
      @StegoNuNuma 5 лет назад +5

      datriplem that’s not really manly it’s just more of a roast

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 5 лет назад

      That's why you're always brings me bone broth 😉

    • @Johnny.Picklez
      @Johnny.Picklez 5 лет назад +1

      Then again he does sniff goat droppings..

  • @Sneakytoke
    @Sneakytoke 8 лет назад +176

    Link won because he killed Rhett with his firm handshake

  • @marcoslaureano8148
    @marcoslaureano8148 2 года назад +14

    December of 2022 and i still come here for that nostalgia trip back to middle school

  • @Algorox
    @Algorox 9 лет назад +3158

    Personally, I think that Link's rap was much better, but overall Rhett is more manlier. Taking care of a child is a completely normal thing to do for parents, but making vegan ooey gooey bars? Lol.

    • @cakepopgamers4044
      @cakepopgamers4044 9 лет назад +14

      +TisfatDude0703 true XD

    • @lattieguy135
      @lattieguy135 9 лет назад +6

      +TisfatDude0703 sooooooooo true, and i agree

    • @vanishingumbreon7615
      @vanishingumbreon7615 9 лет назад +78

      +TisfatDude0703 I'm just surprised to know that a baby can produce feces with someone name written on it

    • @katrinas7520
      @katrinas7520 9 лет назад +17

      Actually, I thought changing a baby's diaper is a lot less manly than cooking.

    • @steve88luv
      @steve88luv 9 лет назад +11

      +Katrina S I agree, most men are not able to cook. I am glad that I can.

  • @Valiant_Guardian
    @Valiant_Guardian 8 лет назад +77

    I love how Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd just pass by, lol.

  • @yrok244
    @yrok244 4 года назад +229

    “I can tell the age of a mountain goat by sniffing its droppings!”
    weird flex but ok

  • @scottvermillion1685
    @scottvermillion1685 Год назад +3

    This is perfection! Rhett & Link, I can’t get enough of this song and video. There is not one thing out of place. The words, the music, the suburban setting, the parody, the cameos of Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter, the intro/outro, is all perfection. There’s so much to like in this song. It’s high brow and low brow at the same time. You had me at “I was born with hair on my chest” and had me double taking on “I tie knots that Eagle Scouts haven’t even heard of like the double overhand figure eight fisherman’s bird glove.” But to go on to include Creative Commons, suckling the fangs of venomous snakes, not averting your eyes when you pass roadkill, knowing how to properly grill every part of a cow is pure genius in every way. This is your lane! You own the music parody’s like Weird Al used to. Keep going! They are so fun to watch and listen to. Still the best thing on the internet after all these years. Hats off to you, my friends!

  • @Public3N3MYGaming
    @Public3N3MYGaming 11 лет назад +42

    3:45 "You sniff Mountain Goat droppings?" And at that instance, a friendship of manliness was born.

  • @arseniysuslov9
    @arseniysuslov9 4 года назад +196

    0:33 when you were born

  • @Takkion
    @Takkion 6 лет назад +333

    Did you guys not notice the ERB crossover? the two guys jogging were EpicLoyd and the other Rap Battle producer. That's just so cool! 3:06

    • @emilyjay7844
      @emilyjay7844 6 лет назад +29

      Jordan Rage Epic Lloyd and the other LMAO.. ERB started on NicePeters channel..

    • @Takkion
      @Takkion 6 лет назад +11

      emily jay
      Cool, I am just bad at remembering names in general.

    • @boorishfour4
      @boorishfour4 6 лет назад +2

      Ya.

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 6 лет назад +2

      Peter was arm training then to prepare for Freddie Mercury VS. Frank Sinatra.

    • @delayedsniper0838
      @delayedsniper0838 6 лет назад +1

      100 likes!!!

  • @LLLLogicccc
    @LLLLogicccc 2 года назад +21

    Best line,
    “Meanwhile I’ll be adjusting some really large nuts”

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 2 года назад +2

      "I'm handy, too. I rerouted my bathroom exhaust fan into your bedroom", "Well, I got the know-how, to properly grill every part of a cow"."🔥

  • @hibouriboubattles4125
    @hibouriboubattles4125 4 года назад +157

    "I WAS BORN" me: oh wow that is manly

  • @ryderthesinful
    @ryderthesinful 8 лет назад +394

    "I. WAS. BORNNNN"
    *pauses video* fantastic

  • @willcaig
    @willcaig 9 лет назад +212

    YEARS later and i just realized that chuck testa is in the top right corner of each of links ''animal scenes'' 1:06

    • @charlieturner8551
      @charlieturner8551 9 лет назад +9

      Nope, just chuck tes-........ Oh........well damn

    • @drigglesnork9384
      @drigglesnork9384 9 лет назад +1

      Brave WWC Welp. It's uh... It's him. Yeah. It's like... Chuck Testa. Yep. Ummm... there he is. Mmmhmm.

    • @gaskin47
      @gaskin47 9 лет назад +4

      Brave WWC I totally didn't see that

    • @KandyLandEnderandSheepy
      @KandyLandEnderandSheepy 9 лет назад

      Brave WWC nice

    • @forcebreak7530
      @forcebreak7530 9 лет назад

      Brave WWC
      Yeah its kinda cool.

  • @alexandermarc5641
    @alexandermarc5641 2 года назад +12

    just 10 years ago, Rhett McLaughlin was born.

  • @abigailkinloch5324
    @abigailkinloch5324 8 лет назад +334

    Who else just thinks that it is sad that he was the best man at his own weddiy

  • @oliverholland1205
    @oliverholland1205 5 лет назад +61

    "Even my feet are hands"
    *confusion 100*

  • @baronturtle1621
    @baronturtle1621 7 лет назад +88

    Those joggers are the kinds of guys to just shout "who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!" Although that's probably because they literally are those people.

    • @lowkeylimbo
      @lowkeylimbo 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah it is(Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD)

  • @guythatsaguy
    @guythatsaguy Год назад +5

    i just realised that when link is sitting in his arctic hunting cabin thing the man that he killed with his handshake is in the background to the right lol.

    • @cocknballsproductions
      @cocknballsproductions Год назад +1

      That's Chuck Testa, the man that provided all the taxidermied animals. He has a RUclips channel.

    • @anniereid6694
      @anniereid6694 6 месяцев назад

      nope chuck testa😭🤣

  • @grayskindablue
    @grayskindablue 4 года назад +87

    “Vegan ooey-gooey bars” always gets me.

  • @fatboyq6
    @fatboyq6 4 года назад +234

    Is there a tutorial on how to tie the double overhand figure-eight fisherman’s bird glove

    • @helenhankey3632
      @helenhankey3632 3 года назад +15

      Asking the real questions

    • @xiberator3758
      @xiberator3758 3 года назад +18

      you have to be a man

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 3 года назад +4

      @@xiberator3758 yeah when you feel your testosterone fill every vein in your body (it will feel like Monster Energy is replacing your blood) then you’ll know how to tie the knot

  • @ariannamock
    @ariannamock 8 лет назад +40

    Link left Rhett in the dust. I'm sorry - but he already won when he said he was adopted by wolves...

    • @supersloth2695
      @supersloth2695 8 лет назад

      yea totally

    • @tazestudios
      @tazestudios 8 лет назад +1

      But he sniffs mountain goat droppings...

    • @ariannamock
      @ariannamock 8 лет назад

      T.A.Z.E. Studios and Rhett ties knots

    • @tazestudios
      @tazestudios 8 лет назад

      Arianna Mock Tying knots is manly

    • @ariannamock
      @ariannamock 8 лет назад

      T.A.Z.E. Studios So is sniffing mountain goat droppings.

  • @PercivalFromWales
    @PercivalFromWales 2 года назад +19

    - "Are you challenging my manliness?"
    - "Yes."
    😂😂😂

  • @slayslayslay8940
    @slayslayslay8940 5 лет назад +191

    Guys, I got bitten by a radioactive man
    Now I'm Man Man!

  • @SnowFallsSilent
    @SnowFallsSilent 7 лет назад +2252

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE
    oops wrong channel

  • @Benteokl
    @Benteokl 6 лет назад +38

    2:41 A man is one who dares to express or tell their fear which is exactly why I thought Rhett won...

  • @Emidextrous
    @Emidextrous Год назад +4

    The thing about the Jogger that appears near the end of the video is that its a little known fact but the one without sunglasses is also really dope on the mic.