Mr. Garvey Is Your Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2021
  • Mr. Garvey is this class’s new substitute teacher, and he is not about to take any of their crap.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @TheOshag
    @TheOshag 2 года назад +13317

    The joys of having the last name "O'Shaughnessy" after this sketch came out

  • @williampearson3251
    @williampearson3251 Год назад +14603

    About 5-6 years ago I pranked my class with the same bit on April Fool's day. I dressed the part, mispronounced everyones name while taking role, broke a clipboard, and shoved stuff off my desk. The kids who had seen this sketch before were laughing out of their chairs. Those who hadn't were totally befuddled. Man that was fun. I even had 2 A-arons that year.

    • @L-I-V-I-N
      @L-I-V-I-N Год назад +656

      I teach Middle School; Every Blake, every Aaron...lol

    • @daxbradley4346
      @daxbradley4346 Год назад +699

      I teach college kids and frequently have A-A-rons and Buh-LAH-kays, and man let me tell you how hard it is not to quote this. Mostly due to the fear of offending someone.
      I might end up in Dean O-shag Hennesey's office.

    • @alexisyuri9990
      @alexisyuri9990 Год назад +98

      Do you have footage mr william?

    • @JT-tb8lh
      @JT-tb8lh Год назад +40

      Brilliant

    • @pattyoneill6724
      @pattyoneill6724 Год назад +49

      This is so funny.

  • @magnumdorkus4222
    @magnumdorkus4222 2 месяца назад +1115

    "Insubordinate and churlish."
    "Mischievous and deceitful.
    Chicanerous and deplorable." 😂😂😂

    • @mbedj1974
      @mbedj1974 Месяц назад +12

      You think this is bad ?

    • @skrelvthemite
      @skrelvthemite Месяц назад +15

      @@mbedj1974 this, this chicanery? he's done worse

    • @megaboner690
      @megaboner690 Месяц назад +9

      You telling me he just happened to mispronounce all those names like that? No! He orchestrated it! A. A ron! And he gets to be a teacher! What a sick joke!

    • @Mohammed-no7bm
      @Mohammed-no7bm 29 дней назад +3

      Can anyone please explain what this all means..

    • @ArnavA-un5gk
      @ArnavA-un5gk 24 дня назад +3

      its a skit dide

  • @lunaa764
    @lunaa764 4 месяца назад +958

    “Do you wanna go to war, balakeey?”

    • @yourdonefor4454
      @yourdonefor4454 Месяц назад +28

      As a person named Blake. I've been called Blakay all my my life.

    • @Kayakingoff
      @Kayakingoff Месяц назад +1

      😂

    • @Buhlockay1
      @Buhlockay1 Месяц назад +3

      @@yourdonefor4454me too lol

    • @anasali988
      @anasali988 19 дней назад

      No no
      😂😂😂

  • @jumbotruster9165
    @jumbotruster9165 2 года назад +37312

    We demand a quarantine version where he’s the online teacher

    • @meebockovic6426
      @meebockovic6426 2 года назад +63

      No we dont virus go bye bye lets keep it that way

    • @saarah07
      @saarah07 2 года назад +243

      Yes let’s gooo!

    • @cjerome93hall
      @cjerome93hall 2 года назад +160

      That would be awesome lmfao

    • @shino1970
      @shino1970 2 года назад +61

      @@tropepe one cannot fathom your stupidity. Sure just let the pademic run rampant, we have infinity health facility for everyone right ? and it's not like we love and care for old people, just let em contract the virus and die...
      Like how can one be this stupid, compare pandemic to flu then maybe, but to alcohol abuse ? really ? alchoholic is a bad habit by choice

    • @deustauries
      @deustauries 2 года назад +46

      @@shino1970 dude gave solid statistics. Over here where I live we have 3000 new cases and they blamed unvaccinated people. Yet 2.8 million vaccinations confirmed out of 3.2 million habitants.
      One of those cases is a friend. She been vaccinated.
      The gov will lie to your face and apparently you will eat the lies like cupcakes.

  • @olumeday
    @olumeday 2 года назад +2432

    "FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT"
    Man was ahead of the time.

    • @feihcsim7045
      @feihcsim7045 2 года назад +120

      he must have a stargate in his bedroom

    • @dupersuper1000
      @dupersuper1000 2 года назад +28

      @@feihcsim7045 Next level comment right there

    • @lucinae8510
      @lucinae8510 2 года назад +9

      I've seen sketches where they break their own logic because the setting doesn't always play by their rules. It hints that they might not be stupid and are actually doing this on purpose.

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.hsqda

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.nlfba

  • @goldenboyproductions2740
    @goldenboyproductions2740 4 месяца назад +745

    The funniest part of this whole sketch for me is the extreme PTSD he clearly has from his time in the inner city that has messed him up so bad he genuinely believes everything is a hustle.

    • @TheGoodUsername
      @TheGoodUsername Месяц назад +15

      Yeah I noticed that too

    • @curlyfm
      @curlyfm Месяц назад +78

      For me that’s the joke. Not the silly names. But how hard he’s trying not to be taken a fool like they would in another school but here they are being genuine. He can’t handle ‘good’ students.

    • @guteksan
      @guteksan Месяц назад

      It's basically what all conspiracy theorists do. They're so afraid of being deceived by the mainstream (government, science, etc.) that they automatically take whatever the opposite of the claim is as true.

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint 24 дня назад +3

      @@curlyfmI beg to differ the names are part of that too, the inner city kids took him for a fool with having those sort of names despite what their papers say

    • @deloentertains3370
      @deloentertains3370 4 дня назад

      That's the whole thing. That's the joke lol

  • @user-ex3zn5yq4r
    @user-ex3zn5yq4r 4 месяца назад +317

    The mosquito bite club🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jellocrackrocks
    @jellocrackrocks 2 года назад +2791

    "YOU DONE MESSED UP, A-ARON!!!" gets me every time

    • @XShadowAngel
      @XShadowAngel 2 года назад +23

      That's one of those lines I use in the real world fairly regularly.

    • @COMALiteJ
      @COMALiteJ 2 года назад +7

      Don't _mess_ with me, And-Ree!

    • @mohamad4257
      @mohamad4257 2 года назад +12

      4:04 funniest part.

    • @josephedwards8992
      @josephedwards8992 2 года назад +6

      Man the point he does to Aaron kills me idk why

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 2 года назад +2

      This is the next Netflix 🎥 movie

  • @cjkappytortle
    @cjkappytortle 10 месяцев назад +2566

    “YOU DONE MESSED UP AY AY RON”
    never gonna stop laughing 😅

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 7 месяцев назад +13

      Every Aaron is now Ay-Aron. You’ve called him that yourself, amirite?

    • @garypellerin5576
      @garypellerin5576 6 месяцев назад +9

      I say that every time A A Ron Rogers throws an interception.

    • @devonjones8980
      @devonjones8980 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s not very often.

    • @cruisergirl
      @cruisergirl 5 месяцев назад +11

      Every Ay-ay-Ron, Bilake, Denice, Jay-quellin I meet for the rest of my life. 😂😂😂

    • @BrianJNelson
      @BrianJNelson 5 месяцев назад +3

      I say this to people that aren't even A A Ron. It's just fun to say and it never gets old.

  • @Bluemgwes
    @Bluemgwes 5 месяцев назад +210

    5:41 “I’m president of the Glee club! …why do I talk?” 😂😂😂

    • @anonymous12301
      @anonymous12301 4 месяца назад +8

      Hahahhahahah 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sthomas1
      @sthomas1 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mug9591
    @mug9591 5 месяцев назад +243

    “O-Shag-Hennessey” that made me laugh harder than I needed to🤣🤣🤣

  • @isiano10
    @isiano10 2 года назад +12371

    This sketch is a certified CLASSIC

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
    @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 2 года назад +3187

    Key’s the star here, but those extras really went above and beyond.

    • @ArthurWorldZero
      @ArthurWorldZero 2 года назад +25

      Ikr

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 2 года назад +79

      They like 35 in high school lol

    • @jobbrown7847
      @jobbrown7847 2 года назад +87

      Aaron was hilarious, they were all really, really good

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 2 года назад +137

      If you mean the actors playing the students, they aren't "extras." The extras are the students present in the classroom who didn't have speaking parts. D-Nice, J-Quelyn, A-a-ron, etc. were the costars.

    • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
      @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 2 года назад +53

      @@KingoftheJuice18 Fair point, but I wasn’t all that sure what to call them.

  • @dimspj2179
    @dimspj2179 Месяц назад +99

    Timothy is the only one Who doesn't mess with the teacher 😂😂😂, a very polite student and Father😂😂

    • @robjackson5245
      @robjackson5245 5 дней назад

      No hes a kissass. Everyone was telling the truth

    • @robjackson5245
      @robjackson5245 5 дней назад

      No he's a kiss ass everyone else was telling the truth.

  • @randywolfinger1496
    @randywolfinger1496 2 месяца назад +66

    I taught high school 42 years and this just cracks me up. I watch it often.

  • @Omari.147
    @Omari.147 Год назад +2943

    “I gotta go pick up my daughter” deserves a Emmy

  • @stefanhaagedoorn3690
    @stefanhaagedoorn3690 2 года назад +3463

    I've watched this countless times but it never fails to make me laugh. ''DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR BALAKEY''

    • @simonhenry7867
      @simonhenry7867 2 года назад +53

      B'Laké?

    • @FuZzOtagE
      @FuZzOtagE 2 года назад +25

      Lmao😄😆😅 omg so many times have I quoted this entire sketch, basically. Lol

    • @kaygeez1542
      @kaygeez1542 2 года назад +4

      No

    • @vm1ccc
      @vm1ccc 2 года назад +16

      Ingot my eye on you Jacqueline

    • @avneesh2255
      @avneesh2255 2 года назад +14

      Cuz I'm for real. I'm for real. So you better check yourself

  • @torsten89
    @torsten89 2 месяца назад +53

    Low key funniest line
    "Fake announcement..."

  • @Storm_Fly
    @Storm_Fly 3 месяца назад +74

    "Are you outta your goddamn mind ? " And " Do you want to go to war Balakay ?" Get me every single time 🤣🤣

  • @nathanoliver1794
    @nathanoliver1794 6 месяцев назад +1762

    The fact that they have accepted their new names is hilarious and amazing, didn't even have to correct him

    • @Henok-qn6nc
      @Henok-qn6nc 4 месяца назад +38

      he is not ready for correction 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Webber-sr3xk
      @Webber-sr3xk 3 месяца назад +11

      As someone that had teachers like that, it’s common

    • @edimorguello2969
      @edimorguello2969 2 месяца назад +2

      yeah!!!

    • @JayeSinn
      @JayeSinn 2 месяца назад +14

      AA-Ron still gets me every time. 😂😂😂😂

    • @raivens3092
      @raivens3092 Месяц назад

      Nata noliier

  • @AI_unit_exe
    @AI_unit_exe Год назад +3034

    _"...and what pray tell, is the reason for this premature exodus?"_ Gets me every time!😂

    • @osamabinladenmybro4237
      @osamabinladenmybro4237 Год назад +10

      What does Pray tell mean??

    • @kabuverdianutranslations9390
      @kabuverdianutranslations9390 Год назад +58

      @@osamabinladenmybro4237 "used for emphasis to demand an answer when asking someone for a reason, explanation"

    • @youcanlearnalotfromlydia
      @youcanlearnalotfromlydia Год назад +106

      @@osamabinladenmybro4237 Pray tell is an extremely old fashioned way of saying please which nowadays is almost exclusively used in a sarcastic or ironical way, as here. When people in English switch to an excessively formal and polite register not needed for the situation it can be done in a humourous way, as here where that is also done in a sarcastic and condescending way, to emphasise the teacher scolding the student. I pray you, pray tell me, would have meant please before asking a question in everyday language maybe in the 1700s, from the Early Middle English "prithee", meaning pray, i.e. please, used e.g. in Shakespeare in the late 1500s, early 1600s. The joke is that the teacher knows very high sophisticated language that is hundreds of years old, can correctly use and pronounce such terms, but can't pronounce any very common names correctly. (Exodus meaning leave is a biblical reference entering common English in the 1500s and 1600s with various attempts of the authorised Bible translation from the original Latin, in this sketch meaning to leave, leaving, exiting, it would never normally be used in this way, it is excessively, ridiculously over the top and posh and formal, in the Bible it, the Exodus, refers to the Jews who were enslaved in Egypt, fleeing Egypt with God's help for the Promised Land, i.e. Israel). So again the teacher knows really formal sophisticated language and is clearly very educated in terms of classical literature, history and scripture but is trying to sound so by using an excessively and oddly formal register in scolding the pupil, and so he sounds ridiculous.
      Premature also sounds oddly excessively formal, we use premature in specific ways like a premature birth, giving birth prematurely, so premature sounds off here when early would be normal and natural. "Why do you need to leave early" is what a normal person speaking normally would say, instead of the excessively formal, very old and polite and odd choice of words he chose, but he doesn't mean to be polite, rather to put the student down, insult and mock him, by creating this distance owing to deliberate excessive formality.

    • @osamabinladenmybro4237
      @osamabinladenmybro4237 Год назад +42

      @@youcanlearnalotfromlydia you wrote a book 😭 thanks tho

    • @ironsight421
      @ironsight421 Год назад +16

      @@youcanlearnalotfromlydia You are definitely a good literature student or teacher.

  • @shashi_fv
    @shashi_fv 3 месяца назад +42

    5:21 - 5:22 the way he looks down, such attention to detail. LOL

  • @joshhevener825
    @joshhevener825 Месяц назад +11

    When he said "There they are. The usual suspects." 😂😂😂

  • @StanHasselback
    @StanHasselback 7 месяцев назад +2309

    This should've won some type of award. I can watch this over and over again and I laugh every time.

    • @mistiquecreations2546
      @mistiquecreations2546 7 месяцев назад +9

      Me too😂😂😂

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 7 месяцев назад +6

      Couldn't agree more. This is an absolute classic!!!

    • @javierchame8113
      @javierchame8113 7 месяцев назад

      why is it funny? I don't get it. Didnt even came close to laughing. Same with every other sketch of them. It's the most cringey and bizarre "humor" imo, what am I missing?

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 7 месяцев назад +25

      You can't be serious! Did you lose your sense on humor, or did you never have one to start with? OMG

    • @javierchame8113
      @javierchame8113 7 месяцев назад

      strangely enough, I used to love Comedy Central and SNL. Curb your Enthusiasm cracks me up, but my sense of humor is immune to this duo. I just don't get it@@SportsBoss999

  • @j4ward95
    @j4ward95 2 года назад +5472

    We need a part 3 with Mr Garvey doing parent teacher conferences 😂

    • @Riyaanreality
      @Riyaanreality 2 года назад +74

      That sounds sooo good! We need to write to Key & Peele to make it happen

    • @hellogoodnite8447
      @hellogoodnite8447 2 года назад +41

      I did not know how much I needed before you said it

    • @sydneyboyd615
      @sydneyboyd615 2 года назад +35

      Substitutes don't do those lol but that'd be hilarious

    • @covfefe_drumpfh
      @covfefe_drumpfh 2 года назад +26

      @@sydneyboyd615
      But it could be a flashback to when he was an inner city teacher. Remember, not everyone who lives in the inner city has names like Ayesha or Ahmed. There are also plenty of Ashley’s and Aiden’s… and all four of them can be of any color.

    • @springforce
      @springforce 2 года назад +5

      yes yes yes do it

  • @iamhk_
    @iamhk_ 5 месяцев назад +44

    love how they accepted their new names 😂😂😂

  • @christianciv1998
    @christianciv1998 27 дней назад +6

    "Did I st-t-t-t-tutter?"
    "Just then? Yes."
    😂 I love this!

  • @Los150
    @Los150 Год назад +2826

    After butchering those names, “insubordinate and churlish” just put this over the top as one of the greatest sketches of all time 😂🤣

    • @adove2a
      @adove2a 8 месяцев назад +9

      Up there with SNL Mad TV and Chappelle's Skits!

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 8 месяцев назад +1

      Lies again? UFC SILAT UEFA SW

    • @CedricKross-xc1pt
      @CedricKross-xc1pt 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @khiaratt
      @khiaratt 7 месяцев назад

      What was it supposed to be? 😂 what is churlish?

    • @Unversed333
      @Unversed333 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@khiaratt Churlish: rude in a mean-spirited and surly way.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 2 года назад +4886

    Have to say, they actor's playing the students are excellent as well. The whole thing is flawlessly executed.

    • @swelly84
      @swelly84 2 года назад +142

      I was thinking the same thing. They don't get enough credit. I didnt see one kid laugh

    • @robertbates1246
      @robertbates1246 2 года назад +75

      Yes those student actors are superb

    • @princeofcupspoc9073
      @princeofcupspoc9073 2 года назад +63

      From IMDB: Julian Sergi as Blake, Shelby Fero as Denise, Zack Pearlman as Aaron.

    • @christianh.2950
      @christianh.2950 2 года назад +2

      Their*

    • @zwryy7622
      @zwryy7622 2 года назад +11

      @@christianh.2950 *the

  • @user-vt3yy9it5e
    @user-vt3yy9it5e Месяц назад +11

    “O-Shag-Hennessey” that made me laugh harder than I needed to

  • @relaxbro5605
    @relaxbro5605 Месяц назад +10

    This storyline deserves a whole movie!

  • @braluk
    @braluk 2 года назад +3716

    all the Aaron's, Blake's, Jacqueline, denice's were ruined after this sketch. somehow Timothy got away scot free

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 2 года назад +196

      he had to pick up his daughter lolol

    • @Apillis124
      @Apillis124 2 года назад +38

      Denise.

    • @funchannel1526
      @funchannel1526 2 года назад +62

      I’m reading them in his pronunciations right now. 🤦🏾

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire 2 года назад +10

      Wait, did I miss something? I don't remember Timothy saying his daughter was named Sicotay-Fahrey...

    • @moonirah123
      @moonirah123 2 года назад +30

      it's TimOthy

  • @allisontorres6156
    @allisontorres6156 2 года назад +2492

    I would legit watch an entire series/sitcom based solely on this sketch. And after they graduate, they all have a beautiful moment with Mr. Garvey and keep on using their names as he said them.

    • @billymo7108
      @billymo7108 2 года назад +73

      Thatd be hilarious. I can picture him reading off their names at graduation. Maybe w the man ryan Seacrest himself.

    • @poweraccountabilityleague6877
      @poweraccountabilityleague6877 2 года назад +16

      The second sentence is a no go.

    • @billymo7108
      @billymo7108 2 года назад +19

      The final episode he can be teaching their kids but the twist will be all the kids have correct names according to his way anyways

    • @danielduncan6806
      @danielduncan6806 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, and instead of growing up to be successful adults, they grow up to be drug dealing, baby spouting, welfare junkies. Yes, that would be hilarious. Right? Yeah, good times. I realize this is satire, and extremely blown out satire, like, satire of satire, but if teachers are even a fraction like this in inner city schools, it is no surprise the majority of students are complete failures, both in school and in the lives they lead after.

    • @billymo7108
      @billymo7108 2 года назад +4

      @@danielduncan6806 hahahah i love it. But i don't know if it's always the teachers faults. Type in "teaching in the inner city" into youtube. ALOT of fascinating videos on what is like to teach there and how their cultural views effect the kids in school.......and by that i mean the culture of lower economic families

  • @daydreamyn5943
    @daydreamyn5943 2 месяца назад +19

    “Where is A-aron right now” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StopWastingYourTimeOnYtShorts
    @StopWastingYourTimeOnYtShorts 5 месяцев назад +15

    "U done messed up A-A-ron"

  • @aaronlofton1618
    @aaronlofton1618 Год назад +5829

    As a A-A-RON please get us a part 3!!!

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula Год назад

      Mr Garvey would have chewed you up!

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 Год назад +261

      You done messed up A-A-RON !

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 Год назад +69

      @@thaintriguing1 you mean principle O'shaugnessy ?

    • @okbishhh6331
      @okbishhh6331 Год назад +40

      Have you seen the new paramount commercial it’s like a mini part 3 😂

    • @Ser_Arthur_Dayne
      @Ser_Arthur_Dayne Год назад +29

      WHERE IS A-A-RON RIGHT NOW??!! 🏴‍☠

  • @SicParvisMagna123
    @SicParvisMagna123 2 года назад +2211

    "Do you wanna go to war, Balake?"
    "No."
    "Cause we could go to war."
    "No."

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад +1

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.crjna

    • @naomyngololo1625
      @naomyngololo1625 2 года назад +50

      I’m for real...I’m...FOR...REAL, so you better check yourself💀

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.bkfia

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.ihaha

    • @jamessmootjr1814
      @jamessmootjr1814 2 года назад +4

      Sometimes I can’t get past that part 😂

  • @Goodthoughts99122
    @Goodthoughts99122 2 месяца назад +13

    He lowered his gaze just before he told Dee-nice she wasn't in the chest club. 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

    • @FredPlanatia
      @FredPlanatia 4 дня назад

      i didn't even get that one, BRaaahhhh!!!!!

    • @terrq5150
      @terrq5150 День назад

      Only watched it ten times before I got the Chest Club joke. 😅

  • @user-hb9pg3ho8l
    @user-hb9pg3ho8l 4 месяца назад +14

    5:42 The glee club? Aah! *shoves everything off the goddamn desk*

  • @jdvonteofficial
    @jdvonteofficial 2 года назад +4383

    This will never get old 🤣🤣🤣

  • @phil7121
    @phil7121 6 месяцев назад +143

    1:51 the fact that A-A-Ron looks back at Jay-quellin like "wtf should I do" is nice foreshadowing that she is in fact a leader in her community

    • @davidlacoste
      @davidlacoste 8 дней назад

      The "No Way" face he puts gets me every time.

  • @saidrahimmanandoy3403
    @saidrahimmanandoy3403 2 месяца назад +8

    3:39 The usual suspects, that is for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlylynch5738
    @kimberlylynch5738 22 дня назад +4

    As a teacher I can no longer say the name Blake out loud or Aaron without laughing to myself. It super stinks that I can’t show my kids this video. 😂

  • @paulipaz
    @paulipaz 2 года назад +969

    "insubordinate and churlish... mischievous and deceitful, chicanerous and deplorable."

    • @Vegasgyrl816
      @Vegasgyrl816 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @casshernsins8333
      @casshernsins8333 2 года назад +5

      Just realized the hitler sketch had the same line

    • @mohamad4257
      @mohamad4257 2 года назад +15

      Bro vocab going crazy. I remember watching key and peele in highschool. Ahh good old days. Life was simple and enjoyable. I remember this video made me and my friend go crazy 😂

    • @micromoon4592
      @micromoon4592 2 года назад +4

      Not a native english speaker. I know none of these adjetives

    • @user-qm4cp3yb2p
      @user-qm4cp3yb2p 2 года назад +14

      Most native English-speakers have no idea what at least two of those words are without looking them up lol

  • @rmitton2008
    @rmitton2008 Год назад +2844

    I love how Jacqueline is like almost in tears. Especially because as a member of future leaders of America, she's probably never once gotten in trouble

    • @sakuraeclipse
      @sakuraeclipse Год назад +311

      it's Jay Quellin

    • @byetothischannel
      @byetothischannel Год назад +10

      yeah

    • @tiptop1263
      @tiptop1263 Год назад +45

      Am I tripping or is she A popular actor?

    • @lydialacey
      @lydialacey Год назад +30

      @@tiptop1263 yes she was in the scream tv series as brooke

    • @updog88
      @updog88 Год назад +24

      Her facial reactions are my favorite

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 6 дней назад +2

    "Ain't no of y'all old enough to go to the damn Club"
    "I gotta go pickup my daughter"
    "Your'e Excused"

  • @mahyarkk
    @mahyarkk 2 месяца назад +6

    “Balakay! I don’t even know why I’m about to ask you this?” at 5:02 tattooed in my brain can’t forget this part

  • @ceemontana5877
    @ceemontana5877 2 года назад +359

    "I gotta go pick up my daughter" "You're excused" LOL

    • @ukhawaja
      @ukhawaja 2 года назад +44

      And that's after Mr Garvey told the class they are too young to be in a club.

  • @metterklume
    @metterklume 2 года назад +749

    3:16 Love how his clipboard is taped up from the previous roll-rage incident.

    • @passwordyeah729
      @passwordyeah729 2 года назад +33

      Attention to detail, this is how you do continuity.

    • @jim_vinyltap
      @jim_vinyltap 2 года назад +11

      brilliant observation

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.coofa

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.awwta

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.yvpia

  • @chips14
    @chips14 Месяц назад +6

    As an Aaron, I want people to know that I have been called A-A Ron for as long as I can remember. It happens still ALL. THE. TIME. I'm not even mad about it. I just think it's crazy how it's the first thing many people think when they hear my name.

  • @felipePNL
    @felipePNL 4 месяца назад +11

    "You better be sick, dead or mute" 🤣🤣 shout out to the actors on this, they nail it!

  • @dereksanderson2031
    @dereksanderson2031 Год назад +1877

    The supporting actors in this are amazing as well. It all feels so real. I never get tired of this skit.

    • @gowther6419
      @gowther6419 Год назад +14

      I thought it was from a movie the first time I saw it

    • @rmg9387
      @rmg9387 Год назад +10

      This guy got into a Paramount+ ad, awesomenessly.

    • @tonyfreeman1339
      @tonyfreeman1339 Год назад +9

      Right Dereek

    • @krustykrabbbbb
      @krustykrabbbbb Год назад

      @@tonyfreeman1339 😂

    • @noelkeane9793
      @noelkeane9793 Год назад +1

      Love these teacher sketches.

  • @kababyenoh
    @kababyenoh 2 года назад +1620

    Props to Aaron for wearing his safety goggles.

  • @JimmerJabberer-25
    @JimmerJabberer-25 День назад +1

    That little dance he does at 4:22 just KILLS me. 😂

  • @henrycho2431
    @henrycho2431 2 года назад +3782

    This is probably one of the greatest comedic skits in history ever written.

    • @michaelm5405
      @michaelm5405 2 года назад +10

      Mr Sullivan at OPRF in the 90s was this messed up. Its not comedy, if youve had a fd up teacher

    • @myronchadnovak3936
      @myronchadnovak3936 2 года назад +10

      Totally agree these guys are great!!!

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Kindergarten Teacher

    • @MatthewNguyen
      @MatthewNguyen 2 года назад +5

      Who's on first. Definitely trumps this

    • @metrixalix
      @metrixalix 2 года назад +2

      for reals🔥🔥

  • @aetheriumphysics9166
    @aetheriumphysics9166 Год назад +5082

    My absolute favorite. I love how he knows big words but can't pronounce names correctly. :)🤣

    • @othnielmarsh8942
      @othnielmarsh8942 Год назад +43

      @@devonjones8980 "rude in a mean-spirited and surly way."

    • @LittlePwnageMusicFan
      @LittlePwnageMusicFan Год назад +33

      Did you hear that Mr. Garvey was mispronouncing animated character's names at Paramount Mountain?

    • @GrooveScorpion
      @GrooveScorpion Год назад +12

      @@othnielmarsh8942 Im not farmiliar with the word. So thank you.

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula Год назад +64

      @@LittlePwnageMusicFan he didn't mispronounce one thing. Now take yourself to the principal's office :)

    • @LittlePwnageMusicFan
      @LittlePwnageMusicFan Год назад +8

      @@TonyTarantula But the students are pronouncing their names right. So why can't Mr. Garvey pronounce them right?

  • @blakkat4126
    @blakkat4126 2 месяца назад +4

    That kid who played "A a ron" did a great job. They all did. Ja Quellen's raised her left arm, the camera angle showed her with the right arm up, then back top left.

  • @galelascala105
    @galelascala105 3 месяца назад +6

    I love the little asides Aaron quietly says. I wish there was a third one of these.

  • @QuantumSavior27
    @QuantumSavior27 2 года назад +1153

    He really said, "And what, pray tell, is the reason for this premature exodus". I'm GOONE. His vocab is impeccable.

    • @zandorachan
      @zandorachan 2 года назад +92

      Right? It makes it even funnier that he knows the correct usage and pronunciation of 'chicanerous' but not 'Aaron' ..." LOL

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 2 года назад +44

      @@zandorachan Great point!! He can say "churlish" and "insubordinate," but not "Denise" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fungidungie
      @fungidungie 2 года назад +18

      premature exodus, I love words!!

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 2 года назад +13

      @@fungidungie That's exclamatory and succinct.

    • @arjunpurohit3244
      @arjunpurohit3244 2 года назад +13

      @@zandorachan he Said it perfectly clear A-A-Ron

  • @garywatson
    @garywatson 2 года назад +1590

    I wish they'd credit the actors in this sketch. The girl who plays Denise could easily play a recurring role on a sitcom.

    • @xaviertobias7942
      @xaviertobias7942 2 года назад +238

      You mean De'Nise.

    • @DionteRu
      @DionteRu 2 года назад +145

      @@xaviertobias7942 you mean De Nice

    • @CheezusHGrist
      @CheezusHGrist 2 года назад +37

      Shelby Fero

    • @catfishcichlid
      @catfishcichlid 2 года назад +40

      isn't jay quellin brooke from the netflix scream series?

    • @samuraisoldier1448
      @samuraisoldier1448 2 года назад +29

      @@cactusmalone But no one fucked DENISE in this video...

  • @tjcarr8097
    @tjcarr8097 3 месяца назад +7

    I would love to see bloopers from just this skit alone 😂

  • @Lark572
    @Lark572 4 месяца назад +4

    When concept meets execution so well it becomes transcendent

  • @pradeepchinna5545
    @pradeepchinna5545 2 года назад +306

    A-A-Ron has a special place in Garvey's heart.

  • @aaronfulkerson31
    @aaronfulkerson31 Год назад +1885

    Key is so brilliant it’s easy to lose sight of just how great the kids do in the clip. Timing, expressions, everything. Really good comedy actors.

    • @masonce98
      @masonce98 10 месяцев назад +18

      A-a-ron

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 10 месяцев назад +26

      Freeze the clip when he says "the mosquito club maybe. Three students are flabbergasted that he insulted her like that! One of them covering her mouth, another mouth wide open. GREAT attention to detail!!

    • @TheA8lee
      @TheA8lee 10 месяцев назад +17

      Yes, the 25-year-old kids

    • @Dawess1000
      @Dawess1000 8 месяцев назад +4

      I agree. I watched how the kids interacted with him closely. They were great.

    • @azymight
      @azymight 8 месяцев назад +1

      in case u cannto detect or didnt realised .. those usual suspects are adults. haha

  • @CTMEDIA2023
    @CTMEDIA2023 Месяц назад +2

    “Hurtful”, “truthful”

  • @LiquidT3nsion
    @LiquidT3nsion 5 месяцев назад +3

    EPIC! there should be a series of this

  • @Zenki8118
    @Zenki8118 6 месяцев назад +588

    There should be a version of this where he's in his side hustle as a Starbucks employee calling customers' names. 😅

    • @symoneprice798
      @symoneprice798 5 месяцев назад +17

      That would be epic.

    • @stephenbuell283
      @stephenbuell283 4 месяца назад +12

      That's just real life.

    • @rustydumper
      @rustydumper 4 месяца назад +5

      Omg yessss!

    • @roberthansen239
      @roberthansen239 4 месяца назад +4

      I'd love to watch that. Already seen this 200 times and it's still just as funny each time

    • @Oreopuchi
      @Oreopuchi 3 месяца назад +3

      Fr

  • @Senkoken
    @Senkoken 8 месяцев назад +244

    The voice tone switch when he says " AINT NONE OF ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAAAMNN CLUUUUUUB" IS HILLARIOUS AF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mindyabiznessthatsalljustm8134
    @mindyabiznessthatsalljustm8134 Месяц назад +3

    Ya'll notice A-A-ron trying not to laugh when Mr. Garvey was calling for Balakay? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Yeah yeah in 8,835 comments I'm sure somebody else had to but still funny to me! 😂😂

  • @turtleinashirt
    @turtleinashirt 12 дней назад +1

    “Insubordinate and churlish” gets me every time 😂😂😂

  • @shemsandahiro5841
    @shemsandahiro5841 2 года назад +57

    3:50 the way he says "claabbb"
    "AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB!"

  • @jsabra1
    @jsabra1 2 года назад +914

    The people performing as students did an equally good job in delivering this, well done.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Год назад +14

      That's cause they are actors,not extras.
      D-Nice is Shelby Fero
      Jay-Quelin is Carlson Young.
      I recognize a few others but dont know the names.

    • @chrisl9934
      @chrisl9934 Год назад +5

      @@SuperChuckRaney No wonder I find Jay-Quelin so familiar. She's in a number of high-profile TV shows, including Scream.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 10 месяцев назад

      J-quelline is a very beautiful girl So is D-Nice.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@SuperChuckRaney Thank you for that information.

    • @jvonne5550
      @jvonne5550 4 месяца назад +1

      "I gotta go pick up my daughter" "You're excused"😂🤣

  • @JunkieVirus
    @JunkieVirus 3 месяца назад +3

    we need a 3 hour long movie with these fools! I think I'm gonna die watching it. this is top notch comedy.

  • @mrsboss19
    @mrsboss19 3 месяца назад +5

    AY AY RON……always being low key rowdy 😂😂😂

    • @MrDerKnofi
      @MrDerKnofi Месяц назад

      Yeah, he better check himself.

  • @Marbles471
    @Marbles471 Год назад +651

    "Therrrre he is. A-A-ron."
    I love how he's convinced that this awkward, dorky kid is a total delinquent. 😄

    • @beatigswartz5668
      @beatigswartz5668 Год назад +1

      Those the types that end up being school shooters!

    • @nickc7576
      @nickc7576 11 месяцев назад +52

      He taught school in the inner city for over 20 years. I think he knows a delinquent when he sees one

    • @Marbles471
      @Marbles471 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@nickc7576 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @paulcarroll8164
      @paulcarroll8164 11 месяцев назад +19

      Yeah, the way he delivers it is as if they've been arch enemies for years 😂😂
      He had a real dislike for Bi-lackay as well. 😂😂

    • @JJ-bh6sk
      @JJ-bh6sk 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @razorrich
    @razorrich 2 года назад +767

    Now, does anybody in here have a valid reason…“I got to go pick up my daughter” for real, lol!

    • @feleciathomas4245
      @feleciathomas4245 2 года назад +16

      Picking up mine now!!

    • @razorrich
      @razorrich 2 года назад +13

      @@feleciathomas4245
      You’re on it girl!

    • @cinkhangin
      @cinkhangin 2 года назад +7

      But Timothy is the best student

    • @razorrich
      @razorrich 2 года назад +2

      @@cinkhangin
      His name is spelled T-Mothy, lol!

    • @nmn361
      @nmn361 2 года назад +2

      Wait...if he's in high school, is his daughter in daycare?🤔

  • @kylsh1
    @kylsh1 7 дней назад +1

    The actors playing the students are phenomenal…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪🙌🙌❤️❤️

  • @FredPlanatia
    @FredPlanatia 4 дня назад +1

    I like how all the while he's dissecting their names into syllAYbulls, there's a diagram of the yooterUS , philOPeeyan tubes, and the big V in multicolor chalk right behind him. nice detail.

  • @jstratfan
    @jstratfan 2 года назад +344

    "I'm president of the glee club (why do I talk)" I'm crying!! That kid made these sketches.

    • @tyronesiasmall8418
      @tyronesiasmall8418 2 года назад +5

      Did he? Interesting

    • @jstratfan
      @jstratfan 2 года назад +6

      @@tyronesiasmall8418 for clarification when I say "made" I mean he was the standout star (to me anyway). Kinda like Doc Holiday made Tombstone. He didn't directly write it or produce it but he was the standout performance. 😀

    • @tyronesiasmall8418
      @tyronesiasmall8418 2 года назад +3

      @@jstratfan oh ok, gotcha

    • @1karanhasija
      @1karanhasija 2 года назад +2

      @@tyronesiasmall8418 are you short?

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.aflpa

  • @adrianreeves5583
    @adrianreeves5583 2 года назад +452

    After he asks, "Are you outta your goddamm mind?" is when the party starts.

    • @nursoltomatkerimov1809
      @nursoltomatkerimov1809 2 года назад +2

      He also has a twin brother, with whom he was separated, that was raised in the south. He would say:"Are you outside of your mind?!" And keep playing his songs.

    • @vigzy77
      @vigzy77 2 года назад +3

      And once the party starts, the party don't stop coz it keeps on going !

  • @dannymcelroy
    @dannymcelroy 26 дней назад +2

    This is one of my all time favorite videos!!!

  • @pangudemy2613
    @pangudemy2613 2 месяца назад +1

    This skit never gets old even if you watch it over and over again for several times, it still hits, especially when he clears everything on the table 😀

  • @ShoeNice22videos
    @ShoeNice22videos 2 года назад +2310

    a a ron for life

  • @aon_coaching
    @aon_coaching 2 года назад +718

    Years later & I still get called A A Ron from time to time 😂

    • @deansapp4635
      @deansapp4635 2 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @jdane2277
      @jdane2277 2 года назад +13

      If I get another dog, I'm naming him A. A. Ron.

    • @velvetrose7729
      @velvetrose7729 2 года назад +5

      @@deansapp4635 I'm D Nice now🤣😂🤣

    • @usmcmikeco0651
      @usmcmikeco0651 Год назад +6

      Its ok i still get Friday refrences and that movie is like 30 years old

    • @blakesstuff788
      @blakesstuff788 Год назад +11

      i get called balake

  • @sanchitaandalwinrobey4920
    @sanchitaandalwinrobey4920 14 дней назад +1

    3:20 Brilliant piece of dialogue.

  • @JohnDoe-ky7pn
    @JohnDoe-ky7pn 3 месяца назад +1

    One of the BEST videos out here at RUclips. Hilarious and soooo funny! LOVE it🥰

  • @ultrasonic1494
    @ultrasonic1494 2 года назад +247

    "Yall wanna leave my class early so y'all can meet up at the club. AIN'T NONE OF YALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB." 😂😂😂

  • @Victor_OLSM
    @Victor_OLSM Год назад +441

    The line "premature exodus" is just killing me, I use it every time I'm leaving prematurely

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 Год назад

      That's what she said

    • @kembagist1910
      @kembagist1910 Год назад

      Yooo! I am SCREEEAAAMING!!🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @icecreamcake5381
      @icecreamcake5381 11 месяцев назад

      I'll remember to use this one too 😂

  • @denisehale153
    @denisehale153 8 дней назад +1

    This is one of my FAVORITES of ALL!😂😂

  • @Ellie.schannel
    @Ellie.schannel Месяц назад

    The amount of times I have seen this is ridiculous. Never gets old. Funny every single time. I just love it so much.

  • @farnaddarnell3926
    @farnaddarnell3926 8 месяцев назад +157

    Ay-Ay Ron's "why do I talk?" gets me every time. Such a great sketch

  • @2legit64
    @2legit64 2 года назад +804

    I have watched this probably 25 times or more and I still laugh so hard when he says "insubordinate and churlish." Every. Single. Time.

    • @tobiasrasmussen4347
      @tobiasrasmussen4347 Год назад +15

      His aggression mixed with these soft spoken, eloquent words is what does it for me too.

    • @wimvahl9186
      @wimvahl9186 Год назад +3

      I still use, you done messed up A Aron, on my friend 😀

    • @smapili
      @smapili Год назад +2

      If you go to the German nazi sketch with Ty Burrell he says the same thing

    • @Drako96
      @Drako96 Год назад +4

      Aaron: Because it's pronounced Aaron.
      Mr. Garvey: *SON of **_A BITCH!_*

    • @georgeray649
      @georgeray649 Год назад +1

      A A Ron 🤣🤣🤣

  • @austin5019
    @austin5019 2 месяца назад

    These Key and Peele sketches will never get old and last forever!!! 😂

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 2 месяца назад +1

    I love skits like this where theres info on the board cause i like trying to figure out if what i can read or see of it is actually fact

  • @marialee504
    @marialee504 2 года назад +160

    A-A Ron: "I'm-the-president-of-the-glee-club-why-did-I-talk" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justme0910
      @justme0910 2 года назад +7

      The delivery gets me every single time.

    • @OptimumTaurus
      @OptimumTaurus Месяц назад

      He Immediately knew he shouldn't have said anything 😂

  • @dburnmusic
    @dburnmusic Год назад +203

    "You done messed up A...A...RON!" 😂😂😂

    • @Black_Knight_-BK-
      @Black_Knight_-BK- Год назад

      "Take yo ass to O'Shag Hennessy's office right now, before I bUsT tHe ClUuUuUuB uP In yA bUtT"

    • @ryanhowe5753
      @ryanhowe5753 Год назад +13

      “NOW, TAKE YO ASS TO O’SHAG HENNESSY’S OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND TELL HIM EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID!!”

    • @nsgames24
      @nsgames24 Год назад

      I love how he pointed his fingers at him when he said that

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 Год назад +1

      @@ryanhowe5753 Who?

    • @ryanhowe5753
      @ryanhowe5753 Год назад +1

      @@mach6893 O’SHAG HENNESSEY!!

  • @PJ_food_kicks_culture
    @PJ_food_kicks_culture 4 месяца назад +3

    This one never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JayeSinn
    @JayeSinn Месяц назад +1

    I can literally watch this all day long. 😂😂😂😂.

  • @nothingcanpassmyshield5227
    @nothingcanpassmyshield5227 2 года назад +453

    "DO YOU WANNA GO TO WAR BALAKEY?!"
    That cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

    • @quantum-t
      @quantum-t 2 года назад +1

      B-la-k-i-e

    • @Meg-tj8ev
      @Meg-tj8ev 2 года назад

      "I'm for real. I'm for real."

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 2 года назад

      n- no.

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 2 года назад

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* ruclips.net/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/видео.html&.krima

    • @rudicaV
      @rudicaV 2 года назад

      It's Buh-LAH-kay ,)