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You've turned a random meme trend into some of the wittiest comedic writing and character work out there! Keep it up, these episodes are always a treat!
It is kinda disappointing that they didnt at least skim through the side missions, if only bdcause that means you dont get to see Ian Newstead, the colonist who went crazy and lives in the tunnels Interacting with him is like the only part where the creepy atosphete of Feros actually works, and is the most memorable part of the mission. And he didnt even get mention. RIP Ian, the only free colonist in Zhu's Hope
@@ggmann13I mean there is. Andromeda is the fourth game whether fans want to admit it or not. How is it not when it shares the same continuity as the original trilogy and is literally a Mass Effect game?
@@MichaelHonscar idk what you're talking about about Michael but it's time for you to go to bed. Enough with these weird fantasies about garbage tier games that released too early and in such a bad state they single handedly almost got the entirety of bioware shut down which probably would've been a blessing at the time cuz with the knowledge of foresight we now know Anthem wouldn't have existed. Such weird dreams you have. Stop it.
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if they made Joe take on one of the hardest tasks in ME1 and not offer ANY advice just to screw him over for all this clown shit he's pulling right now. THEN after it's over make it clear they fully intend to make him do the Academy just to rub that salt in.
You know Joe's virtual mouth has written a cheque that needs to be paid. I would 'suggest' that he should do all three squadmate side missions (yes all of Armstrong Cluster) and to top it off - make him do the listening outpost with the Biotic Rachni. The Krogan Battlemaster might have been docile but those things have never been.
Another fun adventure with BarDonJoe Shepard. This is probably the best & most unique mass effect playthrough I've seen before and is a blast to watch 😁👍🏼 i cannot wait for Virmire, whoever plays will make it a blast. Joe did say he would leave Ashley during his next playthrough during the romance tier list. 🦆
I may be a day late, but by the Goddess, I ain’t missing this one. Massive W episode here. Feros being clowned on, a SkyWard sword reference and the beautiful articulated banter! Can’t wait to see what the future holds for the channel. People do not truly understand the time and craft it takes to make these videos.
Honestly i always found it impressive that Conrad even could give 4 war assets. An entire frigate is worth 40. His 4 is 10% of an entire frigate, I know damn well i could never add as much as 10% of a frigates power to a war. That man is still doing better than the rest of us.
This is most definitely my favorite series on RUclips so far. I know you probably have some IRL things that are more important than making videos but God damn it I wish these would come out way quicker
Honestly the one thing that could've saved this mission was Shiala. A Green Asari (Which the Legendary Edition somehow borked and she's now Blue, which just means that there's a greater chance that a newcomer is gonna remember this mission even LESS) , Imagine a different universe where if you didn't get Liara when you came to the colony, Shiala takes the place of Liara as a squadmate, and because of her influence under the Thorian and Saren, she could take the role Liara fills as your cipher decrypter, and have a interesting dynamic/story with Matriarch Benezia. While it wouldn't fix the problem of Feros being dull overall, it would at least give you a reason to do this mission first other than just "Getting it out of the way"
The Control ending gets very interesting when you are playing the entire trilogy as Renegade. You could argue that this ending is even more evil than destroy ending after choosing Geth over Quarians so you can genocide two species at the same time I suggest to pick one of those options when you are going fully evil playthrough
I didnt know my first run you were suppose to equip the right grenades too and blew up half the colonists and bonked the rest, 50% is getter than 0 right?
You can still get Conrad's dissertation without Hossle's data, the writings, or the license but instead of 4 points, it's worth 1. Also, I agree with @grummelnic7680. Definitely need Joe to sneeze or something and shoot the star child. Helps to keep you from outwardly stating your preferred ending while giving a humorous moment. Eh! I am one of those people that can't stop from re-watching the full mission ranking video when I'm doing whatever.
The side-missions on Feros aren't so bad, the side-missions on the Citadel are a huge time-sink, especially because you have to keep moving in-between the Citadel and wherever you are (if you don't want Miranda to die and all that), on Feros it is just a matter of passing one big room and fighting a bit and pressing a few buttons for the water-valves, pick up two items where you pass anyway and of course kill that one big varan which is easy. The talking can be done quickly too, just skip all the dialoge by pressing the space-bar.
I'm sure you know this. But on Feros if you melee the colonists it knocks them out without killing them. That's how I saved them all without picking up those extra grenades on my first playthrough.
I don't even backpedal when fighting the thorian creepers, one melee hit sends them sailing and they take longer to get back up than Trump takes to get out of a chair. Such a lame enemy.
The Thorian is the only good thing about Feros except for the gameplay, and its still a lame mission overall with that whole section. Also hilarious that its easier to convince Saren to shut himself down than to convince the guy on feros we're trying to help.
I watched and enjoyed, but I didn’t see any Ashley. I never could figure out how to throw the Grenades properly, so I just knocked out the colonists by hitting them with the butt of my gun.
I'd like to thank you for what you're doing. I fucking love Mass Effect but unfortunately I've played far too much haha. You've reinvigorated my interest, and this'll be the first playthrough I've ever watched-- and intend to keep watching-- of this trilogy... assuming you go the whole mile. Praying that's the case!
Not gonna lie I’m one of those people who rewatch the mass effect tier list the walking dead ones over and over again cause they good time wasters to get through my shift and I learn something new every time cause sometimes I focus in one thing
Real rich of Joe to clown Barack and Donald for dying when he got to play the easiest sections and had the game bend over backwards to make sure he survived
15:24 in my first play through. i was paragon. the game didn't exactly tell you how to equip that grenade mod. i also didn't have any grenade mods to begin with, nor did the game drop any so that i could equip. i think that was somewhat of an oversite. feros was not the first place i went to. i went to therum first
I'm surprised Barack didn't mention that Joe could have just punched the colonists after wasting the anti-thorian grenades on his first playthrough, since that also doesn't kill them. Side note: I'm definitely one of the people who watches the mission ranking video over and over and I can't wait to do the same with the presidents play videos after the 8 hour movie comes out (assuming that we get a compilation video for each of the three games).
been watching your vids for a long time now. I have to commend your writing skills! Always so fresh and sharp. I really enjoy listening to these in the background as I do other things. Great job as always :)
My head cannon is that the thorian affected the indoctrination of sovereign and either forced Saren to "forget" about it or allowed him to leave a breadcrumb for Shepard
Congrats on 10k! Another banger of a video, and thanks as always for the content. Your channel’s really helped me through a rough patch in my life, and I’ll never get tired of hearing the banter you come up with for these three. 😂❤️
finally here after all that twd and pokemon...but its just 30m long??... also.. damn. wont get to see Gianna Parasini bite the bullet since trump prolly wont be playing noveria EDIT: just finished it and really hope joe doesnt get the start of noveria along with his sidequest
Babe, wake up. The Presidents are playing Mass Effect again.
Honey Joe fell asleep again
Real.
Thanks honey 💜
Trump reciting The Bible in Japanese is fucking hilarious 😂😂
That is God tier awesome.
25:53
I bet 10 bucks that when we get to the ending, Joe is gonna sneeze or something and accidentally shoot the star child, locking in the refusal ending.
honestly peak.
So Joe accidentally has the best taste? Based.
Oh God I hope so
YES
It’s incredibly concerning that this comment is near the top and *isn’t* acknowledged by OP. 😭
You've turned a random meme trend into some of the wittiest comedic writing and character work out there! Keep it up, these episodes are always a treat!
It is kinda disappointing that they didnt at least skim through the side missions, if only bdcause that means you dont get to see Ian Newstead, the colonist who went crazy and lives in the tunnels
Interacting with him is like the only part where the creepy atosphete of Feros actually works, and is the most memorable part of the mission. And he didnt even get mention. RIP Ian, the only free colonist in Zhu's Hope
2:16 joke narrowly avoided aging like milk
Dude I’m literally in the break room of a Walmart and that hit me hard man
Hell yes!
Been waiting for this.
You are one of my favorite channels on here.
Keep up the great work!
I just finished the fourth one. The timing is literally perfect.
There is no fourth one.
ohh wait foruth episode lol. I thought you meant fourth mass effect game.
@@ggmann13I mean there is. Andromeda is the fourth game whether fans want to admit it or not.
How is it not when it shares the same continuity as the original trilogy and is literally a Mass Effect game?
@@MichaelHonscar idk what you're talking about about Michael but it's time for you to go to bed. Enough with these weird fantasies about garbage tier games that released too early and in such a bad state they single handedly almost got the entirety of bioware shut down which probably would've been a blessing at the time cuz with the knowledge of foresight we now know Anthem wouldn't have existed. Such weird dreams you have. Stop it.
@@ggmann13 “That motherfucker back there is not real ,that game is not real.”
@@MichaelHonscar🤓☝️
Joe's gonna get so humbled if he plays the Academy
Joe HAS to play & try to beat the Academy; that is how this whole series started!
@@Sumblueguy41 I'm not sure THAT'S what started this playthrough
fr we need a Joe gets humbled arc
Honestly wouldn't surprise me if they made Joe take on one of the hardest tasks in ME1 and not offer ANY advice just to screw him over for all this clown shit he's pulling right now. THEN after it's over make it clear they fully intend to make him do the Academy just to rub that salt in.
You know Joe's virtual mouth has written a cheque that needs to be paid. I would 'suggest' that he should do all three squadmate side missions (yes all of Armstrong Cluster) and to top it off - make him do the listening outpost with the Biotic Rachni. The Krogan Battlemaster might have been docile but those things have never been.
CONTENT IDEA:
Do a tier list of all the deaths in the Mass Effect series
Babe wake up
new 'Presidents play Mass Effect' episode just dropped
Wonderful as always! Looking forward to Mass Effect 3 when Donald and Joe fight over the controller and accidentally end up romancing Cortez.
This playthrough needs to be referenced in the debates this year
“Sleepy Joe, you are NOT going to accuse me of being untrustworthy when you left Ashley on Virmire WHEN WE HAD A DEAL”
Joe's talking some mad shit for a dude who had such trouble on Grissom Academy! Keep it up boys! This content gives me life!
Wasn't he playing as vanguard as well? 😂 That shit was infuriating to watch
"4. A single digit" 😂😂😂😂
13:45 The real reason for saving all the colonists is that it gets Tali even more heads over heels for sheppard
Having the mental image of Obama gathering footage for the older videos adds to the immersion of them running this channel lol
Just a little something to keep the uploads coming.
Bro did the impossible and made the Feros mission entertaining, another banger.
Another fun adventure with BarDonJoe Shepard. This is probably the best & most unique mass effect playthrough I've seen before and is a blast to watch 😁👍🏼
i cannot wait for Virmire, whoever plays will make it a blast. Joe did say he would leave Ashley during his next playthrough during the romance tier list. 🦆
1:44 I mean there *is* a pretty good jumpscare from a husk on a window in Mass Effect 3
that scene gave me a heart attack while playing through the trilogy for the first time last month
I don’t know why, but watching these gives me peace.
2:15 Well.. that became topical.
I know these probably take a lot of time to make, but please keep going. These are hilarious. Please finish the trilogy.
I can't wait for the paragon/renegade interrupts in 2 and 3. Please keep doing these, the writing is pure gold.
Gold, thank you for this I look forward for each episode!
the Japanese bit had me in stitches
I may be a day late, but by the Goddess, I ain’t missing this one. Massive W episode here. Feros being clowned on, a SkyWard sword reference and the beautiful articulated banter! Can’t wait to see what the future holds for the channel. People do not truly understand the time and craft it takes to make these videos.
"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite series on RUclips."
Damn Trumps last assassination joke aged well
Honestly i always found it impressive that Conrad even could give 4 war assets. An entire frigate is worth 40. His 4 is 10% of an entire frigate, I know damn well i could never add as much as 10% of a frigates power to a war. That man is still doing better than the rest of us.
This is most definitely my favorite series on RUclips so far. I know you probably have some IRL things that are more important than making videos but God damn it I wish these would come out way quicker
Damn bro just casually dropped another banger. Here´s to another year full of content lets goooo 🔥🔥
I said I'd give you something when i was able and I'm a man of my word. I absolutely love these videos.
The "bondgy" discussion lmao, wild discussions like that are why I love these videos
Lets get this started now
Choose Destroy!
Choose paragon
@@Cthulhuwarlordparagon destroy?
Honestly the one thing that could've saved this mission was Shiala. A Green Asari (Which the Legendary Edition somehow borked and she's now Blue, which just means that there's a greater chance that a newcomer is gonna remember this mission even LESS) , Imagine a different universe where if you didn't get Liara when you came to the colony, Shiala takes the place of Liara as a squadmate, and because of her influence under the Thorian and Saren, she could take the role Liara fills as your cipher decrypter, and have a interesting dynamic/story with Matriarch Benezia. While it wouldn't fix the problem of Feros being dull overall, it would at least give you a reason to do this mission first other than just "Getting it out of the way"
Just what I needed on this fine day. Thanks for the AMAZING video series!
Always makes my day when I see you upload, keep up the great work!
Setting morality aside for better numbers couldn't be us 😂
one of us
God these are great
The Control ending gets very interesting when you are playing the entire trilogy as Renegade. You could argue that this ending is even more evil than destroy ending after choosing Geth over Quarians so you can genocide two species at the same time
I suggest to pick one of those options when you are going fully evil playthrough
Nothing like one of the worst boss fights in Mass effect the Thorion.
2:20 holy fuck did this age WELL 😂😂😂
Fr
2:12 that did not age well
I didnt know my first run you were suppose to equip the right grenades too and blew up half the colonists and bonked the rest, 50% is getter than 0 right?
Positive light: rolling over in defeat and accepting death like broken prey.
Yep, sounds like something a politician would condone.
I watch the mission rankings pretty consistently and just can't get enough of this content. Keep it coming, please lol
PRAISE THE SUN!!! (and romance tali in ME2)
You can still get Conrad's dissertation without Hossle's data, the writings, or the license but instead of 4 points, it's worth 1.
Also, I agree with @grummelnic7680. Definitely need Joe to sneeze or something and shoot the star child. Helps to keep you from outwardly stating your preferred ending while giving a humorous moment.
Eh! I am one of those people that can't stop from re-watching the full mission ranking video when I'm doing whatever.
Been checking my subs for this the last 2 days. Loving the content.
The side-missions on Feros aren't so bad, the side-missions on the Citadel are a huge time-sink, especially because you have to keep moving in-between the Citadel and wherever you are (if you don't want Miranda to die and all that), on Feros it is just a matter of passing one big room and fighting a bit and pressing a few buttons for the water-valves, pick up two items where you pass anyway and of course kill that one big varan which is easy. The talking can be done quickly too, just skip all the dialoge by pressing the space-bar.
"Last president to get sniped wasn't a republican"
Yeah, about that... 👀👀👀
"last I checked the most recent president to get sniped wasnt a republican"
OOOOOFFFFFFFFFF
11:50
Joker Fire a warning shot
Commander, this Is a M-920 cain nuke Launcher
Eh, potato, potato... Just Fire It Joker
I'm sure you know this. But on Feros if you melee the colonists it knocks them out without killing them. That's how I saved them all without picking up those extra grenades on my first playthrough.
"Last Presient to get sniped wasn't a Republican" 2:18
wow how times change
Actually I am one of the people who watched the mission ranking supercut multiple times, Lord and Savior Jenkins help me
Okay. Whew. I thought you were going to do the side missions
I don't even backpedal when fighting the thorian creepers, one melee hit sends them sailing and they take longer to get back up than Trump takes to get out of a chair. Such a lame enemy.
Subtitles Trump had me dead.
This series is HILARIOUS. Earned a like a sub. 😂😂😂😂
The Thorian is the only good thing about Feros except for the gameplay, and its still a lame mission overall with that whole section. Also hilarious that its easier to convince Saren to shut himself down than to convince the guy on feros we're trying to help.
He has standards damn it!
Corporate shill is more brainwashed than the guy indoctrinated by an ancient eldritch galaxy-killing machine. 🤣
Corpo shilling >>> mind control made by eldtitch Lovecraftian sentient ship
@@Ale-dd3eki am a sucker for Lovecraft so that is the only other thing I enjoyed.
To cast my vote, as someone who mostly made paragon choices…. I wholeheartedly vote Destroy. The Reapers gotta go.
Can’t wait till this series is complete and I can rewatch it back to back.
I watched and enjoyed, but I didn’t see any Ashley.
I never could figure out how to throw the Grenades properly, so I just knocked out the colonists by hitting them with the butt of my gun.
W Upload. I can't believe Trump willed himself into speaking Japanese xD
14:29 Kinda reminds me of Balder’s Gate here.
Do you want to save the refugees or get 3 minutes of play time with little miss tall dark and evil…?
God if Bioware doesn't come back strong with Mass Effect and Dragon Age I am going to be distraught cause I'm fucking INVESTED in those universes.
HECK YEAH MORE BARDONJOE
Bro you're on fire with these scripts 🔥🔥
I'd like to thank you for what you're doing. I fucking love Mass Effect but unfortunately I've played far too much haha. You've reinvigorated my interest, and this'll be the first playthrough I've ever watched-- and intend to keep watching-- of this trilogy... assuming you go the whole mile. Praying that's the case!
Not gonna lie I’m one of those people who rewatch the mass effect tier list the walking dead ones over and over again cause they good time wasters to get through my shift and I learn something new every time cause sometimes I focus in one thing
Real rich of Joe to clown Barack and Donald for dying when he got to play the easiest sections and had the game bend over backwards to make sure he survived
Fuck ya it's bidening time
I can’t believe Trump and Obama died before Sleepy Joe.
This series is wild and I’m here for it
15:24
in my first play through. i was paragon. the game didn't exactly tell you how to equip that grenade mod. i also didn't have any grenade mods to begin with, nor did the game drop any so that i could equip. i think that was somewhat of an oversite. feros was not the first place i went to. i went to therum first
I got way too excited when I saw this this morning i was so hyped for the new episode
I'm surprised Barack didn't mention that Joe could have just punched the colonists after wasting the anti-thorian grenades on his first playthrough, since that also doesn't kill them.
Side note: I'm definitely one of the people who watches the mission ranking video over and over and I can't wait to do the same with the presidents play videos after the 8 hour movie comes out (assuming that we get a compilation video for each of the three games).
The intro commentary is wild af with current events 🤣
That’s sniper and president joke didn’t age well XD
MOM WAKE UP PRIMERADIANCY DROPPED A NEW PRESIDENTS PLAYING MASS EFFECT 🥰🥰😍😍😘💞💕
I half expected Obama to remind Trump we get a kiss from Shiala in ME2 to let him go along with it
Last president to get sniped was trump now lmao
22:00 Thanks, Obama
@ 2:19 foreshadowing? 😮 Crazy
What is the audio sample you use for each of the presidents?
These are great! Definitely one of the people who watches the long videos over and over while I’m getting through my work day.
been watching your vids for a long time now. I have to commend your writing skills! Always so fresh and sharp. I really enjoy listening to these in the background as I do other things. Great job as always :)
BANGER AFTER BANGER, keep ‘em coming
Yesss
PrimeRadiancy some point do naxt month do ju on the grudge films ranking and ju on the grudge game 👍👍
My head cannon is that the thorian affected the indoctrination of sovereign and either forced Saren to "forget" about it or allowed him to leave a breadcrumb for Shepard
Y'all deserve every one of those subs. Looking forward to your content in 2024
Congrats on 10k! Another banger of a video, and thanks as always for the content. Your channel’s really helped me through a rough patch in my life, and I’ll never get tired of hearing the banter you come up with for these three. 😂❤️
we need a humbling Joe arc
finally here after all that twd and pokemon...but its just 30m long??... also.. damn. wont get to see Gianna Parasini bite the bullet since trump prolly wont be playing noveria
EDIT: just finished it and really hope joe doesnt get the start of noveria along with his sidequest
First
hot damn hes on a roll
トランプアニキの日本語ってマジで素晴らしいなぁｗ。Trumps Japanese is truly wonderful.