@@armorer94 Was thinking the same thing. I don't know if the police knew it right along, but they dealt with him pretty well. De escalation job well done
Translation: "Anti-kids" was the explanation that he's smart enough not to reproduce. "Burrito" is what he wanted but only a burger joint was open late. "G-Slice" is his imaginary friend that got him covered(also makes ketchup funny --- we find that out later). P.S. "Men in black" are the ones responsible for his memory loss
The human body could bend in some weird ways if let to. Seeing how this guy was drunk asf and relaxed, it can let you bend like that. Its the same case of when people get shot. They get so relaxed that they ragdoll almost
Cop: "I don't get to pick and choose what you dunk your burger in." Guy who dunked his burger in the ketchup: "I don't either" I'm honestly surprised he was even able to successfully order a burger.
I'm not ready Sees dog pull up: ok, maybe Im ready a little bit 🤔🙄😉🤣🤷♂️ All jokes aside, this dude needs some serious help if he's getting arrested TWICE IN ONE DAY for being drunk in public.
Totally Radical it sounds like alcohol is his secondary problem based on that conversation. I think the dude has a serious mental illness, I witnessed something similar with a friend. I’m all about smoking weed and drinking alcohol, within reason, but I had to tell dude to stop because he was crazy enough sober, saying all sorts of nonsense, and when he drank especially it just made him much worse.
Do you remember the Seinfeld where Newman and Kramer attempted to go into the rickshaw bidness and hired a homeless dude who repeatedly yelled “potato salad”? Same dude.
Funny, and also sad. What sort of level of alcohol addiction gets you locked up twice in one day for public intoxication? I feel sad for people like this.
Cop: Sup brother how are you? Guy: Did they call the police? Cop: How are you? Can you have a seat for me? Guy: Nope, anti-kids. Cop: Huh? Guy: Burrito. Hey G-Slice. Cop: How much have you had to drink today? Guy: Men in black. Cop: Men in black? Guy: Yeah, men in black. Cop: Hey, how ugh have you had to drink today? Guy: OOMAWEEYAH (And so on...)
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"Nope - Anti-Kids - Burrito - Hey G-Slice" - LMAO!
GSGExtreme44 🤣🤣
Hes so methed out of his mind. His brain is in a million places at once
men in black
That's Pomona people for you I'm from Cali trust
GSGExtreme44 😂😂😂
"Can you have a seat for me?"
"Nope, anti-kids" Sir, it's the police, not Chris Hansen calm down
Wiltingboy, now that you said it. It makes a whole lot of sense. Felt quite random when I first heard it 😂
I just laughed way too hard at that
Didn't even make that connection at first
lol
😂😂😂
"Do you think Ketchup is a joke?" "I think Ranch is a little funnier"
Sean Hatfield guy probably thought the officer didn’t make any sense and was crazy for that response lol.
Officer is clearly an eric andre fan RANCH IT UP
What'll it be fellas, mustard or ketchup?
He got me with that ranch joke bruh
LEGALIZE RANCH!!!
This guy was so drunk he reached a new dimension of thought
"Thought"?
I don't think he thought at all..
@@declamatory burrito
@@BudgiePanic Steak
Real talk.
“Do you think ketchup is a funny joke or no!”
“No I think ranch is a little funnier”
Lmao
Ranch it up
Midwest people: “yo this mf spittin”
That's best punt I ever heard a officer say. And quick response too!!
There is some truth in that
Bruhh i screamed at work once i heard the officer say that mow thats creativity
"Burrito, Hey G-slice"
That's my new line everytime someone says what's up.
Rancho Relaxo?
"Men in black..."
G-Slice B
Fo sho
😂😂😂
You'll get fired, divorced, and arrested in one day. So, maybe not.
Haha now you got me wanting to do that 🤣
What's up
"I think ranch is a little funnier" 😂
I’ll drink to that
Ranch is downright hilarious.
Mustard makes me laugh
Just heard this while drinking my morning coffee, and bust out laughing, & literally spit it it out.
Was the last thing I ever thought I’d hear as a response 😂
9AM : ARRESTED
9PM : ARRESTED... AGAIN
He definitely learned a lesson
Welcome to California lol
Legend
"Can you have sit for me?"
"Nope,anti-kids"
Dude had a point
@@pjdiver3 yes and the point he was trying to make was " I'm schizophrenic,"
"Ah, you're anti-kids, my bad. Have a great day sir"
@@armorer94 Was thinking the same thing. I don't know if the police knew it right along, but they dealt with him pretty well. De escalation job well done
@@mukkua 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
“How much have you had to drink today?”
“Men in Black”
“What’s your favorite movie?”
“12 beers”
Henry Winicker lmao 😂🤣
"Can you have a seat for me?"
"Nope, anti kids... Burrito."
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣
Hey, G-Slice!
Cop: "makes sense."
Translation:
"Anti-kids" was the explanation that he's smart enough not to reproduce.
"Burrito" is what he wanted but only a burger joint was open late.
"G-Slice" is his imaginary friend that got him covered(also makes ketchup funny --- we find that out later).
P.S. "Men in black" are the ones responsible for his memory loss
Black people language.
sothickitssickk he is not even African American he looks Latino or Caucasian homs.
Well done.
sothickitssickk ??????
Thanks 🤣🤣
He should have ran before they could ketchup!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣👍
💯😂😂
Wonk, wonk, wonk, woooooonnkkkkk
@@mattburns7182 also, BA DUMP DUMP, TISSSSSS
@@scottstewart5784 👍😁🤣🤣🤣
Cop: What did he do? Assault someone?
Lady: "He dunked the burger in the ketchup"
Me: "..."
Yeah wtf
World in 2020: *See someone dunk their burger in the whole ketchup* “IVE BEEN ASSAULTED”
@@somethingsomewhatoriginal6436 food safety issue
I had to back it up to see if that’s seriously why she called.
I guess he dunked it in the main supply where you squirt your own? Idk
Dude has some major problems, drunk in the morning then arrested and released. Then drunk at night the same day and arrested again.
Sounds like a bit of schizophrenia. Poor guy. Definitely suffering from something....
Hes definitely off Crystal meth.
Yeah he needs help... Them throwing him jail over and over won't help him but help the corrupt system.
@BLUE Lives_Matter! What if it's the society that needs to change?
This is my dad I miss him a lot and he wasn't drunk he was on drugs he thats why he was skinny
“Do you think ketchup is a funny joke?”
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
😂
Horseradish is.
Epic!!
This is like a skit from "Whose Line Is It Anyway" featuring Ryan Stiles as "Random Thought Man"
That's funny. It would make a great skit
“You got released..today.”
“Greaat.”
LMFAO
why his arms look broken when they grabbed him 😂
The cops were holding it that way and were gonna start bending it if he tried to put up a fight
The human body could bend in some weird ways if let to. Seeing how this guy was drunk asf and relaxed, it can let you bend like that. Its the same case of when people get shot. They get so relaxed that they ragdoll almost
Sankkyo 3rd control technique taken from Yoshinkan Aikido😃
@@kempoonetwog712 oh sankyo verry muchu!
*did
*?
Seemed like he was doing a little bit more then just drinking...
Cop:"Can you have a seat for me?"
Guy:"Nope, anti-kids"
Cop:"Huh?"
Guy:"Burrito"
Cop: "I don't get to pick and choose what you dunk your burger in."
Guy who dunked his burger in the ketchup: "I don't either"
I'm honestly surprised he was even able to successfully order a burger.
Person: hey dude, what's up?
This guy: FoShizzle my nizzle, baked potato 😢🤣🤷♂️🙄
Bro u make like 5 comments on every video and a pile of emojis. Get a job
Totally Radical 😂😂😂😂😭😭
😋😂😁💯
When I saw the “EBT accepted here” sign on the door as the officer was entering the restaurant, I knew it was trouble!
What's EBT?
@@bibakroll8999 food stamps
@@whitewolfauto8199 Thank you :)
What wrong with ebt
I thought the same thing lol
Hope live pd comes down here to Jacksonville FL. U would be entertained for life! This is completely normal here.
YEAH AIGHT
YEAH AIGHT
That’s sad, why do people be proud to come from the ghetto n trashy areas
Same here in Modesto I mean Methdesto California
@@MH-dm4qc Not proud sarcastically disgusted, drugs are a plague
@@MH-dm4qc I'm not proud at all I'm just giving my opinion on a good recommendation for other's entertainment;For live pd what u said was irrelevant💀
"I've been in jail since 9, man." "This morning or tonight?" "..... yes..."
I'm not ready
Sees dog pull up: ok, maybe Im ready a little bit 🤔🙄😉🤣🤷♂️
All jokes aside, this dude needs some serious help if he's getting arrested TWICE IN ONE DAY for being drunk in public.
Yes he does!!
Someone set up a GoFundMe page for him lol
that borracho tio up to no good on the streets.
Totally Radical it sounds like alcohol is his secondary problem based on that conversation. I think the dude has a serious mental illness, I witnessed something similar with a friend. I’m all about smoking weed and drinking alcohol, within reason, but I had to tell dude to stop because he was crazy enough sober, saying all sorts of nonsense, and when he drank especially it just made him much worse.
@@カスカディア国人 You're probably right. It's common for people with substance abuse issues also have deep psychological issues as well.
"I think Ranch is funnier..."
Found the Eric Andre fan.
RANCH IT UP
I thought they were going to help him do the robot dance for a minute.
Cop: "how much have you had to drink tonight"
Guy: "men in black"
His name is Francisco Diaz he is my dad believe it or not he was on drugs I last saw him Feb 2020
How much have you had to drink today?
*Men in black*
I have to drink 🍷 is 20 drinks lol 😂 To get drunk.
“Hey can you have a seat for me?”
“Nope, anti-kids”
Oh ok got it. I understand now.
Understandable. Youre free to go. Lmaoo
He didn’t want to get pregnant
This dude isn't acting drunk, he's just acting batshit crazy. I laughed hysterically at his dialogue. I don't know how that cop stayed serious.
*looks over past the cop at absolutely no one* HEY G SLICE! LMAOOO
"i think ranch is a little funnier" Cop is an Eric Andre fan confirmed.
This whole clip seems like an Eric Andre skit lmao
“Have a seat for me please!” “ No sir, cause I’m not ready” :))
Last time I was this early Obama was still a month
No it ain’t. It’s a gas station.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"How much have you had to drink today?"
"Pineapple."
Now the 🐕 is here. You don't want to deal with the 🐕. Ruff rufff
doctor: "you have 3 minutes and 51 seconds left to live"
me:
Anti-kids... Burrito..
How much have you had to drink today?
Men in black 😂
So ur a galaxy defender?
Yeah homes, G-Slice
Ok then, carry on.
“ I think ranch is a little funnier” he watches the Eric Andre show lol
"I don't pick and chose what you dunk your burger in."
🥇🎖🥇
0:57 When you take “don’t let them know ur next move” to serious 😂😂😂
Definitely stealing that answer next time anyone asks me how much have you had to drink today "men in black" 😎😎
😂
"I think ranch is a little funnier" 😂😂😂😂😄 that had me dead
When cops start putting their gloves on, and rolling up their sleeves, and cracking their knuckles, you're saying the wrong things.
Do you remember the Seinfeld where Newman and Kramer attempted to go into the rickshaw bidness and hired a homeless dude who repeatedly yelled “potato salad”? Same dude.
He really shoved a burger in the ketchup dispenser. 😂
COP: how much have you had to drink today?
UNKNOWN MAN: men in black.
me: it sounds right for a seat in the back
Personally, l think “Thousand Islands” is a whole lot funnier than Ketchup and Ranch combined!
Pickle Relish as well Ms Doe
If I had a shot every time that cop asked “how much have you had to drink tonight?” I might be half as drunk as this guy. 😂
When he said burrito I was dead 😂😂
Cop " You got arrested today at 9 am "
Guy " Really doe ? 😐 "
Me - yeah why the cop putting him on blast
😂
Is no one gonna talk about how the officer be carrying a wooden stick 😂
3:04 "I think ranch is a little funnier" 😂😂😂
3:07 “No I think Ranch is a little funnier”
That cop was so cool with him. And his ranch comment....🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im going to start answering "anti-kids" to everything I dont want to do.
"Do you think Ketchup is a funny joke or no?"
"I think ranch is a little funnier"
LAWL
Suspect: “Do you think ketchup is a funny joke or no”
Officer: “no I think ranch is a little funnier but”
Okay but me too😂😂
It is!! Ranch it up!!
That cops definitely an Eric Andre fan with the Ranch joke lol
Cop: “see it’s all over”
Lol
I really hope this guy finds help. In and out of jail for drinking, life's too short, lets go bro.
When your restaurant accepts EBT get ready for some fun.
be quite nathan hatfield
This man unlocked 100% of his brain capacity
I thought that was a knife being lifted out of his pants but turned out to be a bandana, a gang symbol.
The only man to get arrested for the same charge twice in one day 😂
Who else is injecting a speedball of coronavirus and horse while watching live PD
Crime of the century... DONT BE DIPPING YO BURGER IN THE KETCHUP CONTAINER 🤣 🍔
Why does the second officer remind me of Charles Barkley?
Because he IS Charles Barkley...
Dude managed to get arrested, released and then arrested again the same day. That's a whole other lever of "special"
Funny, and also sad. What sort of level of alcohol addiction gets you locked up twice in one day for public intoxication? I feel sad for people like this.
This is why i dont drink in public no more, i got a few stories myself.
See.. I'm not the only one who is anti-kids and afraid of men in blacks.
Cop: you got arrested at 9am this morning?
Drunk: that was my personal best record, sir
“How much have you had to drink today?”
“Men in black”
💀💀💀💀💀
These are probably the scariest calls to be sent out to. These subjects are so unpredictable mire because they’re in another world.
“Nope, Anti Kids......Burrito”
English teachers: please identify the irony
Uh, irony? I think you’re confused what irony means...
I have got to respect that old school night stick he's rocking around his waist. Their pretty effective
Im from Pomona CA
Jiminez was talking to that dude like he was a child at the doctor lmao
lovely content
Prime example of being locked up. All they want is to go back. They want booty more than water itself 😂
The amount of alcohol he had was MIB LOL 😂😂😂
awesome video
“I think ranch is a little funnier” Ranch: am I a joke to you?
lovely stuff
This officer Jimenez , is cool cat . It would be an honor to run into him . 😂
I met him, hes one of the coolest cops I met... I'm proud to have had him as my advisor..
Is this show even real tho?🌚
Men in black
Burrito
@@JohnFKennedy420 I felt you until the last statement.. chill
Yup I live by Pomona full of tweaked like that dude
@@JohnFKennedy420 is a duchebag
Cop: Sup brother how are you?
Guy: Did they call the police?
Cop: How are you? Can you have a seat for me?
Guy: Nope, anti-kids.
Cop: Huh?
Guy: Burrito. Hey G-Slice.
Cop: How much have you had to drink today?
Guy: Men in black.
Cop: Men in black?
Guy: Yeah, men in black.
Cop: Hey, how ugh have you had to drink today?
Guy: OOMAWEEYAH
(And so on...)
amazing stuff
This show does give you new respect for what police have to put up with. I'm certainly happy they are here to deal with these people.
All these idiots saying first when their not lol theirs been hundreds already
First
Sike
"All these idiots saying first when their not lol theirs been hundreds already"
*facepalm*
Arrested for drunk in public with papers saying you where just released for being drunk in public lmfao top tier
When your day starts with an arrest and ends with an arrest, you may want to rethink your life.
Hello Pomona!
It's good to see you back on the air with exciting adventures and stories.
This dude made it about three blocks before getting arrested again 😂
Legend is he's still asking him how much he's had to drink, sit down and turn around. None of which could be accomplished apparently lol.