@King A weed possession under an ounce is only a ticket there and they weren't actually driving while smoking (and presumably did not have the keys in the ignition) so je had no reason to arrest from... Still a cool cop for sure though
@@milesjohnson5487 a man wouldve held on for 3 more seconds, got ran over, and would need all the attention for trying to be a hero. while they guy got away.
xocallahan c ain’t that the truth had 5-0 pull up on me from back one night I was pokin parked by tree was like nope! Bout hoped to the front driv seat and skrrrrt out of there luckily wasn’t chased
Mike S Really? Out of the evidence you have at your hands, you honestly believe the officers were in the wrong? The stallion driver should be in a river.
@@codyprice2598 These people risk their lives day in and day out for 40k dollars a year. I want to know who brainwashed people into thinking its okay. No ones life is worth 40k a year, but people constantly praise these officers like they are heroes. Imagine not knowing if you're gonna make it home to make the same average salary as someone fresh out of college, it just doesn't make sense.
5:05 Still wondering why the PD told him he had warrants after clearly have a difficult time with the guy. I was expecting him to run. I wasn’t expecting the officer to hop in the car with them. Really stupid to try to jump in.
But you see it was for using his face for a meme and the camera crew can’t give people’s faces to officers through videos or pictures if they want to use it for themselves because *they* have to take a picture of the person to use it for themselves (the officers).
Dude actually thinks it was the weed that made him fail his DWI test smh, "thats why you dont smoke weed in missouri" *Missouri legalizes weed 6 months later*
He didn’t have 8 grams lol maybe if it was dense and big buds but from what I saw when the camera glanced at it real quick it didn’t look like a quarter. Maybe an eighth or a little more like 4-5 grams.
That black dude stole my heart, when he asked , will she go to jail? He then said no, she has a job. And other responsibilities. After taking her abuse, what a stand up guy.
@@matthewwarren7879 In the morgue??? That's literally high enough to kill most people... even those with a tolerance. I believe you, I just find that amazing... & pretty sad at the same time. Lol
@@JasmineCheyanne his story was tragic. He had a trauma losing his fiance in a car wreck. Then he got a huge settlement and started drinking like crazy. He would drink nearly a half gallon per day. I remember going to his house and woke him up. The first thing he did was fill a large McDonalds cup with vodka and chugged it. Then he would re fill it and just keep drinking through out the day.
11:44 "Guns, knives, drugs, bazookas; Anything like that?" *Prrocessing* *Processing* *Processing* "DId you just ask me if there's a bazooka in my car? "Yea, I've seen a bazooka in a car" I would love to see the bodycam footage of that incident. I have so many questions.
false. they use anything and everything you say against you. they dont want to be your friend. they have quotas to meet. you are just a number and scum to them.
You'll most likely be charged. They rarely are out to help people. They want to arrest you. They will lie to you. They are not your friend. Plus whether you go to jail or not isn't up to them.
I love the random pan from the active scene at 4:23 to the lady angrily stomping across the green. Camera man getting distracted cuz the police work isn't as interesting as that pocket drama made me chuckle and replay it.
“It’s my girlfriend’s sister’s brother’s uh..... my sister’s brother’s dead sister” ....... “It’s my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister” Who tf does this car belong to??!
Stoned guy: "I swear, I bought the car from my girlfriend's brother's sister's mother's daughter's brother's dead sister's dead fish." Officer: -___- *actually turns out to be legit* Officer: -_______-
I'm impressed by the skillful, professional way these Green County officers go about their duties. They're courteous yet no-nonsense. Being a native of Missouri myself, I'm proud of my fellow Missourians there on the streets of Springfield. Keep up the good work, guys!
Pretty much. I was doing doordash, had two orders in the car. Got pulled and car searched. Almost took two hours before they released me. Sorry for the cold food customers. Lol
What about "it was my girlfriend's little brother's dead sister?" Now either it was his half-sister, or it's his girlfriend's little sister as will as his.. correct? Dude fumbling over his words... Gahhh!
Cameron Peralta Dude that was brutal man the cobra sounds so good I love the cobras man but when he was about to get pulled out of the car the man started the car and dump the clutch LMFAO guy Was gone
More like cooperative suspects, I mean, the cop said it "he's been cooperative, Imma gonna cut him loose" if he resisted or ran away he would be in jail and the car impounded. If you made a mistake and got caught, just take ownership of your mistake and cooperate.
Yep, this same type of thing happened to me about 20 years ago. If you look them in the eye and explain it clearly, oftentimes you will avoid unnecessary headache & fines. Especially, if you're not in possession of CDS. *_TRUST !!_*
That cop didn't do much better. Had two chances to stop him, at very low speeds, with no pedestrians around, very minimal risk, and completely failed to do so.
I'm always afriad of being pulled over for a field sobriety test because I dont drink or smoke and drive but I'm so clumsy I'd never be able to balance on the line 😂
@@kylie4468 thank goodness they blood test once you get back to the station. It would be so embarrassing though to get arrested for them to find out your just a clutz. I imagine the whole station laughing as they released me
That’s what I don’t get. Here in the Netherlands, most/all cops (as far as I know) carry breathalyzers with them to do tests. Why go through the hassle of a field sobriety test?
@@coenogo Because he was charged with drugged driving not drunk driving. As of right now there's no test for weed or pills. These "Trained Sobriety Officers" can identify symptoms of drugged driving by administering impossible tests.
At 18:11 Office:what in the world?! Guy in custody:said your right Officer: i know im right i wasnt asking Guy in custody:but you did ask me 🤔🤔 I woulda been confused af 😂😂😂😂😂
cops ask the "got any thing in your car like knives guns yadda yadda" and end with "dead hookers or bazookas" or something crazy like that to see if you are paying attention and gauge you reaction. that kid totally failed he was suppose to laugh not get offended
This is the best answer to give. Half the time they have no grounds for search and you can get out of it pretty easily. Most of the time though, they're too high to know their rights hahaha... been there myself.
cody481 i mean anywhere is a hellhole you have to find what’s free and fun anywhere I live in LA there are places but no money. There struggles everywhere all that matters is your attitude.
*"if you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off of it, cause you can't drive"* That was such a good roast it should count as police brutality
The weed infraction is just so, heart warming. Yeah we're not gonna let this guy lose his job, he's gonna be in in the next twenty minutes, we'll give him a court date and tell him to update his registration. Class act.
Cops in my town are like this nowadays. The change in general attitude and priorities has lowered violent crime in my neighborhood by about 70% over the last 10 years. They're also all trained in domestic conflict resolution and suicide response, idk the figures for domestics, but suicide in the entire (military) area is down like 30-something%.
When you've seen every clip without ever watching it on TV...
EVERY clip. lol
Donald J. Trump please don’t tell me that 😂 I’ve been trying to to binge even though every day at 1 I’m ready
Lmao sometimes I forget it’s an actual tv show
@Donald J. Trump the don!!!!
@Brand Malone IKR the only time I’ve ever watched it on TV was when I was recovering from surgery in the hospital
First cop is an absolute legend for being so chill with those two, and he was hilarious aswell.
I’ve seen him in another episode and he’s hilarious.
"front page of reddit" had me dead
@@ThePimpedOutwaffle Same 😭😭
Deadass where I live 8grams will get you atleast a county years
i agree haha i generally dont like cops too
"If you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off it because you cant drive." I'm dead
That was the reason I checked the comments
Destruction derby track lol
That was priceless!
And then just walk away, slamming the door. 😏
Fr 💀omg
First cop was super chill and last cop was super nice understanding a young man
That cop roasted the first guy lol
"If you saw those memes of people when they're high, that was your face. Front page of reddit right there."
Man that cop was cool
Yeah but at least he cut him loose
Seems like kinda a compliment, tbh. 🤔
@King A weed possession under an ounce is only a ticket there and they weren't actually driving while smoking (and presumably did not have the keys in the ignition) so je had no reason to arrest from... Still a cool cop for sure though
Next dilemma, how you getting home?
Them: 🚗👀👀
No.
Officer: "You look like a meme off of redit."
Guy: "Haha thank you."
Too Much Trash Podcast what part
@@matthewwestbrook7107 nice pfp
Tyler thanks
that cops def a moderator on /r/livePD LOL
Reddit*
Dude that first cop is hilarious “do you see that your car is still actively smoking?”
I mean, the fogged up windows was a dead giveaway. Lol
that cop was definitely a bro lol
He was funny. They are human memes.
Don’t forget:
“They’re either smokin or pokin”
“I’m sure you’ve seen memes”
“Front page of reddit for sure”
'Front page of reddit'
Props to the 2 ladys who just nearly pulled the dude out of the car like it was no big deal too bad he drove off🤣🤣
Props for what tho? lol
facts they a liability @@andresbeltre7378
doubtful a man would have been able to do any better in that situation
@@milesjohnson5487
@@milesjohnson5487 a man wouldve held on for 3 more seconds, got ran over, and would need all the attention for trying to be a hero. while they guy got away.
@@ryan-5494 A man would have had the strength to jerk the guy out of the car.
That woman was so drunk on that porch they breathalyzed her out of curiosity 😭😂😂
Lol!!!😂😂😂
@@aitorizquierdolopez6922 we had a .54 recently. The dude was still walking, it was unbelievable
@@codym3380....Whoa that’s serious, unbelievable.
@@Pluralofmoon 😐
Nice!
“The only reason people park out here is for smokin and pokin” LMAO
xocallahan c ain’t that the truth had 5-0 pull up on me from back one night I was pokin parked by tree was like nope! Bout hoped to the front driv seat and skrrrrt out of there luckily wasn’t chased
@@ca5650 lol yeah I'm sure that happened
Failure to Thrive Name checks out! Leave my boy alone...let em thrive
Luci you’re a little kid nobody else would talk about doing heroin in the comment section
Educate me guys, what is pokin? 🤔😂😂
Who else is binging these during the quarantine???
I am
I've been binging these for 3 years
luis ortega wtf
🙋🏻♀️
I binge these before quarantine. Corona got nothing to do with my ability to stay home and do nothin
That last officer was a good dude for not making that kid lose his job
THATS MY COP BRO HE SAID “TOP PAGE OF REDDIT” 😂😂😂
i thought i was the only one who caught that LUL
He’s a Redditor for sure
Robert Kim he actually commented on a video posted on Reddit about it describing the situation
Time stamp?
@@usedtissue1073 2:19
I literally didn’t expect the mustang one to escalate that high
How to get shot
He killed it, only regret was he didn't squish the pigs
Mike S Really? Out of the evidence you have at your hands, you honestly believe the officers were in the wrong? The stallion driver should be in a river.
Cody Price no I mean as in I didn’t expect him to almost run them over and escape like that
@@codyprice2598 These people risk their lives day in and day out for 40k dollars a year. I want to know who brainwashed people into thinking its okay. No ones life is worth 40k a year, but people constantly praise these officers like they are heroes. Imagine not knowing if you're gonna make it home to make the same average salary as someone fresh out of college, it just doesn't make sense.
“I texted my girlfriend’s dead sister, she won’t get back to me.”
I wonder why
Yeah uh im telling my dead dog to come to me but for some reason he isn't, not really sure why.
I thought the same thing 😂
😂😂😂😂
I think you're texting the wrong dead person. Wasn't is the sisters brothers sisters girlfriends friends dead chihuahua?
Can you send the time
The two women were brave. As the engines ignition went on, one of them stepped in the car and didn’t jumped away right in that moment.
I think you misspelled ‘stupid’
5:05
Still wondering why the PD told him he had warrants after clearly have a difficult time with the guy.
I was expecting him to run. I wasn’t expecting the officer to hop in the car with them. Really stupid to try to jump in.
brave but they were dumb for thinking they would catch up to a cobra 😭
I thought they handled that situation terribly. They could’ve been hurt badly.
Think if he had a weapon other than the vehicle and stabbed or shot one of them dumb broads.
“You got a light”
“No we don’t smoke”
“You guys are losers”
😂😂😂😂
@@uietwyatt4841 9:05
haha 😂🤭
😆😆
LMAO omg that was too funny. She said “oh really?“
😂😂
"They're either smokin' or pokin'" I totally thought he meant 'pokin' was banging. I realized he probably meant needles
I thought the same thing. Ha
Same😂😂
I literally thought that until just now seeing your comment 😂
@@kelliestes502 same for me lol
🤣same
"How much have you had to smoke today?"
*Smoke just pours out the open window*
"Huh?"
Just one marajuana ocifer
@@coreenaburke5775 stoners hate this joke
@@sethseth2534 As a Stoner I don’t hate this joke
What do you mean what do I mean ?
@@sethseth2534 the "ocifer" is overplayed but the joke is still decent.
“If you were raised on a racetrack boy you better stay off it you can’t drive!” That absolutely killed me✋💀
"Front page of reddit"
This cop has been doin serious UC work
Reddit cringe
@@mustang8206 Reddit moment
FERSHER
Lol
Reddit cop
Cop: “if i had a camera”
Camera crew: •______•
But you see it was for using his face for a meme and the camera crew can’t give people’s faces to officers through videos or pictures if they want to use it for themselves because *they* have to take a picture of the person to use it for themselves (the officers).
100th like!
@@christyladd It was obviously just a joke. Not that deep. Just laugh
@@MotorPsychos70that explanation was helpful and cleared the air a bit, other countries don;t necessarily have that type of rules
The phone in his back pocket also haha
"How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
"Who? Me?"
"No, him."
*Guy looks around his empty backseat and not at the guy in the passenger seat*
It was a girl.
Yeah, that's a girl in the passenger seat, not a guy
LOL
Haha true
Are you sure that you're not high because of that passenger was a girl
Dude actually thinks it was the weed that made him fail his DWI test smh, "thats why you dont smoke weed in missouri" *Missouri legalizes weed 6 months later*
You don't stumble and slur your words like that with weed. Definitely alcohol
100% was not weed.
"Don't smoke Marijuana in Missouri" -🤡🤡
@@Xanderulz Oh really?
I've seen plenty of people have all kinds of weird reactions to weed.
Greetings from Amsterdam.
@@waltonsimons9082 sorry dad
Yeah, and if he'd said 3 hours ago, that's long enough...
“What about the 8 grams?”
“Aw we had 8 grams left!?”
Oh my goodness 8grams gosh darn it, a waste of good weed.
He didn’t have 8 grams lol maybe if it was dense and big buds but from what I saw when the camera glanced at it real quick it didn’t look like a quarter. Maybe an eighth or a little more like 4-5 grams.
@@kaitlynnjones4260 yeah sure inspector gadget. That's 8 grams son.
Big Sip the run down on bud weight, showing off to school chums.
Personally I'd say that there was 4.2gms.
@@DMWBN3 in my professional opinion, the cops estimate was very accurate
No way. There is no way. My man did not just say "if I had a camera, front page of Reddit" on live television and meant it.
Mentioned Reddit and Memes.. That's a disciplinary right there..
Did what he could and those guys were cooperative. Shaggy felt complimented even.
i felt full body second hand embarrassment. he was so genuine. so innocent. and now he’s in my family group chat.
@@SammyJoeLouis dude relax
@@SammyJoeLouis when did le narwhal bacon? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
1 marijuana sir
🤣
"How many pots did you smoke?"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
is that the one with or without the "h"?
Roy Rodgers McFreely two pots
That black dude stole my heart, when he asked , will she go to jail? He then said no, she has a job. And other responsibilities. After taking her abuse, what a stand up guy.
He said she had kids. I hope he was looking after them for that day. I doubt she has a job, more likely living off the taxpayers.
He should have pressed charges,-YOU DONT HIT.🤨
Blew a .312 and still coherent enough to hold a conversation. That’s a lifelong alcoholic right there.
lml
I've seen .502
He laughed when the doctor said "you should be dead"
@@matthewwarren7879 In the morgue??? That's literally high enough to kill most people... even those with a tolerance. I believe you, I just find that amazing... & pretty sad at the same time. Lol
@@JasmineCheyanne his story was tragic. He had a trauma losing his fiance in a car wreck. Then he got a huge settlement and started drinking like crazy. He would drink nearly a half gallon per day. I remember going to his house and woke him up. The first thing he did was fill a large McDonalds cup with vodka and chugged it. Then he would re fill it and just keep drinking through out the day.
“Me personally?” High people can say the silliest things.
Joel Alexander that’s when you know they’re trying to make up a lie lol
*"Stoned Kids SAY the Darndest Things"* lmaooo
Amateurs
Joel Alexander It’s a “time filler” when you’re not sure what to say.
@@brittanyg2529 Every time they answer a question with a question, you know a lie is comin' next. Hah!
11:44 "Guns, knives, drugs, bazookas; Anything like that?"
*Prrocessing* *Processing* *Processing* "DId you just ask me if there's a bazooka in my car?
"Yea, I've seen a bazooka in a car"
I would love to see the bodycam footage of that incident. I have so many questions.
Tell them that after you started carrying the howitzer, you no longer have room for the bazooka...
Am I the only one who’s amazed at his radio voice? It’s like I’m listening to radio or to some kind of tv ad 😂
Its called a lie. they do it all the time.
@WW2 Girl dumb
@@Miguel_001 Was thinking the same thing. This guy could be a Disc Jockey if law enforcement doesn't pan out.
As long as your honest and chill with the cops you most likely aren't going to jail lol
i wish that was tru
Not always true, some cops are just unreasonably paranoid and they become super aggressive
false. they use anything and everything you say against you. they dont want to be your friend. they have quotas to meet. you are just a number and scum to them.
You'll most likely be charged. They rarely are out to help people. They want to arrest you. They will lie to you. They are not your friend. Plus whether you go to jail or not isn't up to them.
For mild stuff sure. I would not go around saying “yo come swing by my meth lab later”
When the cameraman zoomed in on the random crackhead running through the yard 4:20
4:20
4:20
Wasn’t even running and no obvious actions that make people assume that’s a crack head
Richard Togiatu that’s a crackhead
4:20
“Ma’am you just blew a 312”.
“What’s that”?
“(Laughing) That means you are really intoxicated “...
I just loved that part.. 😂😂😂😂😂
She was great !!!
@@tobaccorich She funny, thats for sure. Even the cop laughed. Especially after she said "I'm sorry, I don't blow".
Time stamp?
I don't care start watching it at 7:44. This lady is hilarious. But the part is at 10:13.
"You got anything in your mouth?"
"Only my tongue 👅"
“Front page of Reddit for sure” Got so excited that cops know about reddit, then got really scared.
I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit of mainly officers
@@skittscott yup. verified LEOs lol.
What a chad
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That is such a nice cop,,, kudos to you, for cutting him lose and not letting that guy lose his job,,, legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Can I get a light?”
“We don’t smoke.”
“Oh you don’t? you guys are losers.”
She looks exactly like the kind of person to say that
😂😂 she does tho...
she gotta make fun of em to feel better
Michael Bross don’t hate on her she was my favorite part of the whole video 😭💀
Call me Papi ong she was funny than a mf imagine bein locked you w her😂😂😂
It’s like they have enough money to not be in a trailer park and there the losers?
"Do you have anything in your mouth?"
"My tongue"
Gotta love intoxicated people. 😂
"Anything other then your tongue"
I was waiting for her to say my teeth lol
Even with the blur u can still tell she has NO TEETH! 🤦♀️🤣🤣🤣
@@Michael-co3sf "Theet" ? 😖 🤭🤓
😂😂
Technically correct, the best kind of correct!
Best line ever “did you just ask me if there was a boozoka in my car”
You said b****
Agreed here
Boozoka? Scary
He sounds like a lady
He was completely stunned
I love the random pan from the active scene at 4:23 to the lady angrily stomping across the green. Camera man getting distracted cuz the police work isn't as interesting as that pocket drama made me chuckle and replay it.
"Memes about high people"
"Front page of Reddit"
He got Dad jokes
So now talking about reddit is a dad joke... something tells me you're not even an adult.
@@JohnDoe_69 "will you shut up man"
@@JohnDoe_69 Agree.
@@JohnDoe_69 I mean its some people like him I’m 13 and I thought it wasn’t i dad joke
@@JohnDoe_69 jesus why are you taking this so seriously lol
You know it’s getting serious when the officer says *ve-hicle*
Buf.Aviation 😂
Buf.Aviation or he’s come across a few Sovereign Citizens 🤪
Buff love your icon, my grandfather use to work for PSA.
meow lol
Ve-ecle
When the cop asks “do me a favour” you know you’re off to jail lol
Immediately!!!!
do me a favor
and watch your head
*shuts car door*
@Jim Dandy no thats how they spell it in other countries
@Jim Dandy Americans are the only ones who dont spell it that way
@@YvngQ the U is not necessary
First cop is an absolute legend FOR being SO
Chill WITH Those TWO and he was hilarious 😂 Aswell
Noone:
Camera man: hey there's a women in the distance, let's zoom in on her.
That was random😂😂😂😂
when did that happen?? not calling u wrong, i actually didn’t notice
😂😂
@@GlowingGirl37 it was during the white ford Mustang stop where he took off and they lost him. Around the 4:20 mark or so somewhere in there
@@chloexsoliel 4:20 mark huh.... ;)
“I was texting my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister but she won’t get back to me.”
Um, that makes sense.
Isn’t that just his girlfriends dead sister though
uslsuspect 😂😂😂😂
@@qmelon4263 lmao right he was lying probably made some fake as bill of sale lmao
Ikr
Joker his girlfriends brother could be his half sister and her mom had a kid with another man. Maybe you understand...
“It’s my girlfriend’s sister’s brother’s uh..... my sister’s brother’s dead sister”
....... “It’s my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister”
Who tf does this car belong to??!
Looool that killed me 😂😂😂
SO ITS HIS GIRLFRIENDS DEAD SISTER LIKE WAAAA.
😄😄😄😄
I'm definitely lost
Jay RueMars I know a man, who knows a lady, whose friend, knows a woman, who knows some man, whose friend's wife danced with the Prince of Wales.
If someone says “I didn’t do nothin!”, I think it’s safe to say they definitely committed a crime.
Or they didn't do anything
@@gaminforever2624yeaahh thats it,,,😒🙄🙄🤪
If you were "raised, on a Racetrack", your Donut was Glazed, on a Haystack.
Cop: Take 3 steps left...
Man: *Takes step to the right*
Cop: Your other left
😂
I scrool all the way down here because I knew someone commented this.
😂
@@SametALTUNSOY lol I too paused and went to comments to see a related comment
Must happen to the cop a lot..
“Did you just ask me if i have a bazooka in my car?” LOOOL
I probably would have said the same thing lol like wth
how bout when they ask if they have any 'weapons of mass destruction'
The officer responding "Yeah, I've seen a bazooka in a car." makes it even better
Maria Pacheco wtf??!?
I’m waiting for them to ask for any nuclear weapons
Anyone else up at 2 am binge watching these?
All day erry day
Stoned guy: "I swear, I bought the car from my girlfriend's brother's sister's mother's daughter's brother's dead sister's dead fish."
Officer: -___-
*actually turns out to be legit*
Officer: -_______-
I thought it was for sure going to come back stolen but then he said he had proof of purchase 🤯
Wouldnt his girlfriends brothers sister be his girlfriends sister
@@theentity3061 me too ^^
lol
Orange Juice finally found someone who got it...he said sisters brother and brothers sister repeatedly
"Do you have anything that can poke me?"
"Find out yourself"
*Snaps on gloves*
"Alright then"
"pornhub intro sound"
What time is this one?
i wanted to like this comment but it was at 420 and i just couldn’t mess that up
8:25 - Even with the blurred face, I can still tell she's only got 3 teeth.
Lmao ahah true
My mom said that chick has "summer teeth; summer here, summer there!" LOL!
5:06
tk20 dude your giving her credit for 3 teeth that she doesn't have. 😶
😂😂😂😂
I'm impressed by the skillful, professional way these Green County officers go about their duties. They're courteous yet no-nonsense. Being a native of Missouri myself, I'm proud of my fellow Missourians there on the streets of Springfield. Keep up the good work, guys!
Be glad you didn't have to put up with the incompetent DA we had in st louis with Kim Gardner. Thank GOD Andrew Bailey forced her to resign
“Did u just ask me if I had a bazooka in my car”
Pretty much. I was doing doordash, had two orders in the car. Got pulled and car searched. Almost took two hours before they released me. Sorry for the cold food customers. Lol
@Almost Censored a silly question confuses the small brain of a criminal and can thwart bad intentions. See I helped a small brain.
@Almost Censored LMAOOO
I would have been just as confused and shocked tbh.
no sir I have two and a 40 mm grenade launcher in my underpants
"I was raised on the racetrack, bud"
Literally can't make a turn without crashing into a curb
Mo-hammad Abunaser, haha yeah I was laughing. And he really thought he would outrun the cops in his 80’s Toyota truck? 😂
He meant a bumper car racetrack
its ok he only knows left turns
He was just using all the track available
"I texted and texted her about it and she won't get back to me"
Well, she's dead, so.
that part got me lol
What about "it was my girlfriend's little brother's dead sister?" Now either it was his half-sister, or it's his girlfriend's little sister as will as his.. correct? Dude fumbling over his words... Gahhh!
DixieFishin With Charles Adderhold so goddam confusing but it must be a half sister so not also the brothers sister
17:06 ... the control of the situations and all the commands were on point. That was awesome.
"Ok, I'm gonna be honest with you..."
Proceeds to continue to lie
Daniel Timbs That’s always what happens 😂
😂😂
he did the dash tho
Whenever somebody says that u know they lying
I wanted to ‘like’ your comment but you have 420. Respect.
That cop handled that weed stop perfectly. These r the kinds of cops we need.
True & bless
It’s the cops we already have except for some
Nah he had his thumbs ON the scale that was not 8 gs 😂
fr
Indeed, that's just what I thought.
Cop: "it's a white cobra mustang"
Dispatch: "oh well then he gone 🤣"
Cameron Peralta Dude that was brutal man the cobra sounds so good I love the cobras man but when he was about to get pulled out of the car the man started the car and dump the clutch LMFAO guy Was gone
She gone
5:50 it’s a white ford Cobra. Brought back so many Need For Speed Hot Pursuit memories.
"do you have anything in your mouth"
"My Tongue"
"and nothing else?"
"No,not even teeth".
Lmaooooo 😂😂😂
IM SCREAMING
She needs a shower
SoMeBOdY hAs A LiGhT? 😹
😆
"I dont think losing your job is what you need right now." Give this dude a raise
@hey hai When you call people stupid and fail to realize the plural form of sheep is sheep.
@hey hai i hope you're enjoying our TV show...
@hey hai what the media told him to say? But he didn't arrest him.... soooo
@@boingobadger9846 drop the mic
@@boingobadger9846 All I have to say is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
The officers checking the woman’s alcohol lvl probably just wanted to see how high it was lmao
😂😂 she's 4x over the legal driving limit! She's trailer park gangster!😂😂 calling the cops losers because they DON'T smoke? She's out to lunch!
lmao "You blew a 3-1-2, That means you're really drunk!" - Officer telling her as if she doesnt know
Nope exactly what I thought haha
But she only poked him!!! 😆
roles reversed, he goin to jail for sure. No proof needed.
“Your mad at him so you poked him” annoyed face has me dead 🤣🤣
Moral of the story: Just do your drugs at home.
A-fucking-men!
True. But space drives are great
Actually though, these idiots get caught while in cars far too often, JUST DON'T DRIVE AROUND WITH IT
Dont get high before you buy. Tranfer you're drugs safe, smart, and sober
Lmao
4:23 cameraman isn't satisfied with just one crazy, he's gotta be zooming in on some unrelated crackhead in the background lol
Lol
YEAH....I NOTICED THAT TOO....LOL...THAT MIGHT BE A STORY TO ITSELF.
Dreamwalker Films
Lmao
Your right
Dreamwalker Films 😂😂
Need more cops like that last guy. "Losing his job is not what he needs right now" kudos to you sir.
yea we do thats exactly the type of cop officers should aspire to be
@@frosstchild most are to be fair
More like cooperative suspects, I mean, the cop said it "he's been cooperative, Imma gonna cut him loose" if he resisted or ran away he would be in jail and the car impounded. If you made a mistake and got caught, just take ownership of your mistake and cooperate.
Yep, this same type of thing happened to me about 20 years ago. If you look them in the eye and explain it clearly, oftentimes you will avoid unnecessary headache & fines. Especially, if you're not in possession of CDS.
*_TRUST !!_*
even let him keep his car w:,)
13:20 - This is legendary
Cop: Count out loud: One thousand one.. One thousand two..
Guy: one one thousand, Two one thousand..
“If you were raised on the racetrack, boy you better stay off it, you can’t drive” 💯😂😂😂😂
69 likes!
That cop didn't do much better. Had two chances to stop him, at very low speeds, with no pedestrians around, very minimal risk, and completely failed to do so.
mustangphil302 I’d like to see you try.
mustangphil302 we got a backseat cop over here
@@mustangphil302
They generally need permission to do things like that.
I'm always afriad of being pulled over for a field sobriety test because I dont drink or smoke and drive but I'm so clumsy I'd never be able to balance on the line 😂
baked potato i was thinking the same thing lmao
@@kylie4468 thank goodness they blood test once you get back to the station. It would be so embarrassing though to get arrested for them to find out your just a clutz. I imagine the whole station laughing as they released me
That’s what I don’t get. Here in the Netherlands, most/all cops (as far as I know) carry breathalyzers with them to do tests. Why go through the hassle of a field sobriety test?
@@coenogo Because breathalyzers are unreliable, expensive, and only measure alcohol.
@@coenogo Because he was charged with drugged driving not drunk driving.
As of right now there's no test for weed or pills. These "Trained Sobriety Officers" can identify symptoms of drugged driving by administering impossible tests.
That was the chillest trailer park police interaction i have ever seen lol
"you looked like one of those reddit memes, if i had a camera..."
cameraman - am i a joke to you?
his face was blurred
I think he was wanting to show the person what he looked like
Lmao that’s true
Yes he's a joke because they blurr the faces
Cameraman be like: tf does this thing I’m holding look like 🙄🙄
“3 steps to your left”
*walks right*
“Your other left”
😂
When he turn right instead of left, the cops know he’s drunk.
Blowing a .312 and she's still semi-coherent? RIP liver.
Likely she's a real alcoholic, they have an amazingly high tolerance for alcohol.
@asianagainstviolin this is why we cant have nice things ;)
Right? She definitely has some nodules
and still awake.
the cop probably looked at the reading twice and went wtf
>Trailer Park
>Domestic Assault
>Missouri
Everything checks out here
The cop said "If you park over here... You're either smoking or poking" 😂😂😂I'm 💀 either way
Lol, 🤣
what is poking?
@@pepega5560 Performing coitus.
Dux lol no it’s breaking into cars
@@pepega5560 😂😂😂
Just wanna shout out all the first responders who are working around the clock to keep us safe during this quarantine. God bless y’all.
p4ul 1023 yes
p4ul 1023 how many of you are quarantined? Most of us aren’t
♥️🎈♥️ FROM FLORIDA.
@@GrannyJB Florida is going into quarantine tomorrow.
p4ul 1023 thank you for your support
"Bazookas anything like that in your car?"
That cop was just bored and threw that in because why not.
Did you just ask me if a bazooka was in my car
I've heard them ask that alot on different cop shows
It's a test. If the suspect is serious when they say no it means they're trying to hide something
Well if the vehicle smelled like bazooka joe gum he gotta ask.
lol I love the lit up Walmart sign behind that cop as he talks, classic
At 18:11
Office:what in the world?!
Guy in custody:said your right
Officer: i know im right i wasnt asking
Guy in custody:but you did ask me 🤔🤔
I woulda been confused af 😂😂😂😂😂
nobody is mentioning how this cop talks about memes and the front page of reddit at 2:19 lmao legend
Came here just to find this comment, seems like a chill dude
He is le epic redditor, take my gold kind stranger!
@@goblinoide lmao
He's a good one
@tkg *N O*
“Got any guns, knives, weapons,... drugs..... bazookas... anything like that in the car?”
“No. Wait. Did you just ask if I had a bazooka?”
He had to clarify that
Tim has always had a silly sense of humor like that! He is actually a pretty good guy!
No. I have a kazoo
Its Missouri, a state that respects 2A in how it was intended to be.
"Because I do have me one of those"
I fully believe that they called the cops because they needed a lighter lmao
Lmaooooooooooo yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣 she said you guys are losers
yeo fr like there was no need for all that, he was chillin with his girl.
I was looking for this comment... lol I thought the same thing... Both of them asking multiple times for a lighter....
Right 🤣😆
That guy in the white mustang somehow managed to turn it back on while the cop was sitting on him is a legend😂 that’s commitment
“People are poking or smoking around this area.” 🤣
My man was tryina get to do both before the fuzz killed the mood haha
Woman: You got a lighter?
Cop: Nope
Her: You guys are *losers*
That foo really had the McDonalds worker hat on
SpoilerGlitch 😂😂😂
Poking refers to poking a needle in your arm. Heroin and such.
"You just ask me if there was a bazooka in my car?"
"Yeah."
If he asks... there's a reason for it.
He could have been like me, thinking a bazooka is one of those party blow horn things.... lol
I can just imagine finding a bazooka “do you have a license... what am I saying you are going to jail.”
Well I always keep a bazooka in my car so it was a valid question
cops ask the "got any thing in your car like knives guns yadda yadda" and end with "dead hookers or bazookas" or something crazy like that to see if you are paying attention and gauge you reaction. that kid totally failed he was suppose to laugh not get offended
Marinette Agreste That’s a kazoo. 😊 I thought maybe the cop wanted bubble gum. 😉
“You wanna press charges on her?”
“Will she go to jail?”
“Yeah…”
This is literally off the office lmfao
when he said nah she's got a job that was hilarious to me lol
Remind me of Letterkenny too
“it was me, i did it” “sir you could just not say anything next time”
Bruh my exact thought that’s actually crazy
first cop has never SEEN crime. what a loser.
“Someone’s either smoking or poking” lol! That cop in the first video is awesome.
"TAKE 3 STEPS TO YOUR LEFT"
*steps right*
"YOUR OTHER LEFT"
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
she blew a 0.312! and was alert enough to converse, and make jokes, just barely slurring her speech, if at all. legendary!
A true jedi of her craft..
That's someone who's dying. With alcoholism that severe they're not going to have a functioning liver much longer.
Nope. Just an alcoholic. Daily, heavy drinkers can do this.
I want to be like her when I grow up.
@@xXxXkuramaxXx Do you have a liver and kidney transplant on your bucket list?
"Do you have anything in your mouth?"
"My tongue."
No teeth, though.
She gets her nutrients from the liquor
haha
🤣😂
and two teeth
Well she is a smoker
The officer reading 0.312 on the breathalyzer is just like "...How are you alive right now?"
"Do you have anything illegal or any drugs on you?"
"No, not on me."
He didn't lie though... 😂
This is the best answer to give. Half the time they have no grounds for search and you can get out of it pretty easily.
Most of the time though, they're too high to know their rights hahaha... been there myself.
As soon as he said it I was like "bruh..." 😂
that first cop kinda talks like Mr. Mackey
Lmfao
"don't smoke marijuana in missouri" bro how do you think we cope with living in missouri
Kiley Brannon what’s so bad about Missouri?
Put me out of my Missouri
@@lel3450
Missouri is actually a great place unless you have a history of bad life choices
cody481 i mean anywhere is a hellhole you have to find what’s free and fun anywhere I live in LA there are places but no money. There struggles everywhere all that matters is your attitude.
Then leave. In fact, try moving to a country that has laws and politics you prefer.
*"if you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off of it, cause you can't drive"*
That was such a good roast it should count as police brutality
Jabá The Coyote lol
I blame the fat lady for ruining the power to weight ratio and weight distribution while drifting.
11:17 Deputy Hannson should be a radio DJ, that voice "Playing Missouris greatest hits"
The weed infraction is just so, heart warming. Yeah we're not gonna let this guy lose his job, he's gonna be in in the next twenty minutes, we'll give him a court date and tell him to update his registration. Class act.
The kid: *casually picks up the joint from the seat*
The first officer was funny
Cops in my town are like this nowadays. The change in general attitude and priorities has lowered violent crime in my neighborhood by about 70% over the last 10 years. They're also all trained in domestic conflict resolution and suicide response, idk the figures for domestics, but suicide in the entire (military) area is down like 30-something%.
That kid was too high to be driving.
He should have been charged for a DUI if he was driving while high