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    Check out the top 6 moments from the Greene County, Missouri sheriff's office, including a man who dragged to police officers with his vehicle, and some teens busted for hot boxing their car. #LivePD
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  • @toomuchtrashpodcast7412
    @toomuchtrashpodcast7412 4 года назад +7421

    Officer: "You look like a meme off of redit."
    Guy: "Haha thank you."

  • @mrjgl
    @mrjgl 3 года назад +4893

    "They're either smokin' or pokin'" I totally thought he meant 'pokin' was banging. I realized he probably meant needles

  • @mattcintron6372
    @mattcintron6372 Год назад +173

    Props to the 2 ladys who just nearly pulled the dude out of the car like it was no big deal too bad he drove off🤣🤣

    • @andresbeltre7378
      @andresbeltre7378 9 месяцев назад +10

      Props for what tho? lol

    • @ThatOneCanadianKidEh
      @ThatOneCanadianKidEh 9 месяцев назад

      facts they a liability @@andresbeltre7378

    • @charliegeehreng5047
      @charliegeehreng5047 9 месяцев назад

      doubtful a man would have been able to do any better in that situation
      @@milesjohnson5487

    • @ryan-5494
      @ryan-5494 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@milesjohnson5487 a man wouldve held on for 3 more seconds, got ran over, and would need all the attention for trying to be a hero. while they guy got away.

    • @wolfmantroy6601
      @wolfmantroy6601 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@ryan-5494 A man would have had the strength to jerk the guy out of the car.

  • @GareBearGamingGround
    @GareBearGamingGround Год назад +58

    That last officer was a good dude for not making that kid lose his job

  • @BrandMalone24
    @BrandMalone24 4 года назад +3889

    When you've seen every clip without ever watching it on TV...

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 года назад +26

      EVERY clip. lol

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 года назад +11

      Donald J. Trump please don’t tell me that 😂 I’ve been trying to to binge even though every day at 1 I’m ready

    • @chris-8597
      @chris-8597 4 года назад +29

      Lmao sometimes I forget it’s an actual tv show

    • @tejj5957
      @tejj5957 4 года назад +4

      @Donald J. Trump the don!!!!

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 4 года назад +1

      @Brand Malone IKR the only time I’ve ever watched it on TV was when I was recovering from surgery in the hospital

  • @100based9
    @100based9 3 года назад +5718

    Blew a .312 and still coherent enough to hold a conversation. That’s a lifelong alcoholic right there.

    • @georgebynum2231
      @georgebynum2231 3 года назад +17

      lml

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 года назад +131

      I've seen .502

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 года назад +172

      He laughed when the doctor said "you should be dead"

    • @JasmineCheyanne
      @JasmineCheyanne 3 года назад +191

      @@matthewwarren7879 In the morgue??? That's literally high enough to kill most people... even those with a tolerance. I believe you, I just find that amazing... & pretty sad at the same time. Lol

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 года назад +148

      @@JasmineCheyanne his story was tragic. He had a trauma losing his fiance in a car wreck. Then he got a huge settlement and started drinking like crazy. He would drink nearly a half gallon per day. I remember going to his house and woke him up. The first thing he did was fill a large McDonalds cup with vodka and chugged it. Then he would re fill it and just keep drinking through out the day.

  • @jchavarria6767
    @jchavarria6767 Год назад +14

    First cop was super chill and last cop was super nice understanding a young man

  • @joshrounbehler4934
    @joshrounbehler4934 Год назад +68

    Dude actually thinks it was the weed that made him fail his DWI test smh, "thats why you dont smoke weed in missouri" *Missouri legalizes weed 6 months later*

    • @Xanderulz
      @Xanderulz Год назад +9

      You don't stumble and slur your words like that with weed. Definitely alcohol

    • @JonnyBoi12
      @JonnyBoi12 Год назад +3

      100% was not weed.
      "Don't smoke Marijuana in Missouri" -🤡🤡

    • @waltonsimons9082
      @waltonsimons9082 Год назад +3

      @@Xanderulz Oh really?
      I've seen plenty of people have all kinds of weird reactions to weed.
      Greetings from Amsterdam.

    • @Xanderulz
      @Xanderulz Год назад +1

      @@waltonsimons9082 sorry dad

    • @redzgirl2476
      @redzgirl2476 Год назад

      Yeah, and if he'd said 3 hours ago, that's long enough...

  • @ryanthoms
    @ryanthoms 3 года назад +5104

    Dude that first cop is hilarious “do you see that your car is still actively smoking?”

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 3 года назад +132

      I mean, the fogged up windows was a dead giveaway. Lol

    • @AR-wg1di
      @AR-wg1di 3 года назад +197

      that cop was definitely a bro lol

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 года назад +70

      He was funny. They are human memes.

    • @oppaloopa3698
      @oppaloopa3698 3 года назад +216

      Don’t forget:
      “They’re either smokin or pokin”
      “I’m sure you’ve seen memes”
      “Front page of reddit for sure”

    • @cottagecre
      @cottagecre 3 года назад +28

      'Front page of reddit'

  • @joelalexander5338
    @joelalexander5338 4 года назад +8247

    “Me personally?” High people can say the silliest things.

    • @brittanyg2529
      @brittanyg2529 4 года назад +134

      Joel Alexander that’s when you know they’re trying to make up a lie lol

    • @issafacelift
      @issafacelift 4 года назад +141

      *"Stoned Kids SAY the Darndest Things"* lmaooo

    • @ca5650
      @ca5650 4 года назад +34

      Amateurs

    • @jeanneeber
      @jeanneeber 4 года назад +45

      Joel Alexander It’s a “time filler” when you’re not sure what to say.

    • @jonnaosborne1832
      @jonnaosborne1832 4 года назад +29

      @@brittanyg2529 Every time they answer a question with a question, you know a lie is comin' next. Hah!

  • @TheApp9
    @TheApp9 Год назад +202

    The two women were brave. As the engines ignition went on, one of them stepped in the car and didn’t jumped away right in that moment.

    • @hardcoreromeo2111
      @hardcoreromeo2111 Год назад +50

      I think you misspelled ‘stupid’

    • @jimmyssnowremoval1075
      @jimmyssnowremoval1075 Год назад +32

      5:05
      Still wondering why the PD told him he had warrants after clearly have a difficult time with the guy.
      I was expecting him to run. I wasn’t expecting the officer to hop in the car with them. Really stupid to try to jump in.

    • @h0m1ess
      @h0m1ess Год назад +22

      brave but they were dumb for thinking they would catch up to a cobra 😭

    • @Growbacktoyourroots9
      @Growbacktoyourroots9 Год назад +42

      I thought they handled that situation terribly. They could’ve been hurt badly.

    • @landonhardt7180
      @landonhardt7180 Год назад

      Think if he had a weapon other than the vehicle and stabbed or shot one of them dumb broads.

  • @raylemar2386
    @raylemar2386 10 месяцев назад +37

    That black dude stole my heart, when he asked , will she go to jail? He then said no, she has a job. And other responsibilities. After taking her abuse, what a stand up guy.

    • @hhealy7199
      @hhealy7199 8 месяцев назад +1

      He said she had kids. I hope he was looking after them for that day. I doubt she has a job, more likely living off the taxpayers.

    • @BUlrich-dw7xi
      @BUlrich-dw7xi 5 месяцев назад +1

      He should have pressed charges,-YOU DONT HIT.🤨

  • @katrabbit
    @katrabbit 4 года назад +3981

    That cop roasted the first guy lol
    "If you saw those memes of people when they're high, that was your face. Front page of reddit right there."

    • @91Laurens
      @91Laurens 4 года назад +141

      Man that cop was cool

    • @BDCKavalaGroup
      @BDCKavalaGroup 4 года назад +54

      Yeah but at least he cut him loose

    • @lylewalker5681
      @lylewalker5681 4 года назад +29

      Seems like kinda a compliment, tbh. 🤔

    • @micfail2
      @micfail2 4 года назад +49

      @King A weed possession under an ounce is only a ticket there and they weren't actually driving while smoking (and presumably did not have the keys in the ignition) so je had no reason to arrest from... Still a cool cop for sure though

    • @MrVassago89
      @MrVassago89 4 года назад +53

      Next dilemma, how you getting home?
      Them: 🚗👀👀
      No.

  • @CankleCankle
    @CankleCankle 4 года назад +5185

    When the cameraman zoomed in on the random crackhead running through the yard 4:20

    • @CW-fh6xl
      @CW-fh6xl 4 года назад +165

      4:20

    • @alistair3409
      @alistair3409 4 года назад +160

      4:20

    • @Ididyouboth
      @Ididyouboth 4 года назад +107

      Wasn’t even running and no obvious actions that make people assume that’s a crack head

    • @a-a-ron9693
      @a-a-ron9693 4 года назад +345

      Richard Togiatu that’s a crackhead

    • @FroyoAnto
      @FroyoAnto 4 года назад +46

      4:20

  • @rawsteak1186
    @rawsteak1186 6 месяцев назад +15

    “If you were raised on a racetrack boy you better stay off it you can’t drive!” That absolutely killed me✋💀

  • @papajoel52
    @papajoel52 10 месяцев назад +16

    I'm impressed by the skillful, professional way these Green County officers go about their duties. They're courteous yet no-nonsense. Being a native of Missouri myself, I'm proud of my fellow Missourians there on the streets of Springfield. Keep up the good work, guys!

    • @Michael1966W
      @Michael1966W 6 месяцев назад +2

      Be glad you didn't have to put up with the incompetent DA we had in st louis with Kim Gardner. Thank GOD Andrew Bailey forced her to resign

  • @jackkumpula7162
    @jackkumpula7162 4 года назад +3111

    "If you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off it because you cant drive." I'm dead

    • @NaNameYuzu
      @NaNameYuzu 4 года назад +67

      That was the reason I checked the comments

    • @whodat105
      @whodat105 4 года назад +52

      Destruction derby track lol

    • @monam.5923
      @monam.5923 4 года назад +17

      That was priceless!

    • @Quantum-Bullet
      @Quantum-Bullet 4 года назад +36

      And then just walk away, slamming the door. 😏

    • @jazmines3139
      @jazmines3139 4 года назад

      Fr 💀omg

  • @lahnie95
    @lahnie95 3 года назад +3419

    Cop: “if i had a camera”
    Camera crew: •______•

    • @christyladd
      @christyladd 3 года назад +45

      But you see it was for using his face for a meme and the camera crew can’t give people’s faces to officers through videos or pictures if they want to use it for themselves because *they* have to take a picture of the person to use it for themselves (the officers).

    • @chronosverse4797
      @chronosverse4797 3 года назад +6

      100th like!

    • @MotorPsychos70
      @MotorPsychos70 3 года назад +31

      @@christyladd It was obviously just a joke. Not that deep. Just laugh

    • @delgermuruntsagaankhuu6951
      @delgermuruntsagaankhuu6951 3 года назад +9

      @@MotorPsychos70that explanation was helpful and cleared the air a bit, other countries don;t necessarily have that type of rules

    • @CharlotteKandy
      @CharlotteKandy 3 года назад +4

      The phone in his back pocket also haha

  • @FlannelFetish
    @FlannelFetish Год назад +73

    I miss Live PD

    • @mrducky3039
      @mrducky3039 Год назад +4

      it’s back on it’s called on patrol live , now i think it’s on reelzs of cable

  • @0hKaethen
    @0hKaethen Год назад +15

    Anyone else up at 2 am binge watching these?

  • @passportstampin
    @passportstampin 2 года назад +7768

    That woman was so drunk on that porch they breathalyzed her out of curiosity 😭😂😂

    • @rbeasley2049
      @rbeasley2049 2 года назад +96

      Lol!!!😂😂😂

    • @codym3380
      @codym3380 2 года назад +329

      @@aitorizquierdolopez6922 we had a .54 recently. The dude was still walking, it was unbelievable

    • @caseymoons6052
      @caseymoons6052 2 года назад +56

      @@codym3380....Whoa that’s serious, unbelievable.

    • @brauncarlson3277
      @brauncarlson3277 2 года назад +9

      @@caseymoons6052 😐

    • @xavierbreath2227
      @xavierbreath2227 2 года назад +3

      Nice!

  • @DJB1izzard
    @DJB1izzard 2 года назад +8501

    No way. There is no way. My man did not just say "if I had a camera, front page of Reddit" on live television and meant it.

    • @kanjoracer4914
      @kanjoracer4914 2 года назад +798

      Mentioned Reddit and Memes.. That's a disciplinary right there..

    • @yagamijubei28
      @yagamijubei28 2 года назад +453

      Did what he could and those guys were cooperative. Shaggy felt complimented even.

    • @mblake8462
      @mblake8462 2 года назад +331

      i felt full body second hand embarrassment. he was so genuine. so innocent. and now he’s in my family group chat.

    • @imsuchalesbianforwomen
      @imsuchalesbianforwomen 2 года назад +9

      @@SammyJoeLouis dude relax

    • @austinl5158
      @austinl5158 2 года назад +16

      @@SammyJoeLouis when did le narwhal bacon? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @renevanderlinde6221
    @renevanderlinde6221 10 месяцев назад +6

    That is such a nice cop,,, kudos to you, for cutting him lose and not letting that guy lose his job,,, legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901
    @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901 Год назад +10

    First cop is an absolute legend FOR being SO
    Chill WITH Those TWO and he was hilarious 😂 Aswell

  • @resetgang6638
    @resetgang6638 3 года назад +2204

    "How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
    1 marijuana sir

  • @jacksonheaton2467
    @jacksonheaton2467 3 года назад +3192

    “You got a light”
    “No we don’t smoke”
    “You guys are losers”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Demented_Chaos
    @Demented_Chaos Год назад +8

    I love the random pan from the active scene at 4:23 to the lady angrily stomping across the green. Camera man getting distracted cuz the police work isn't as interesting as that pocket drama made me chuckle and replay it.

  • @kennethfranco3330
    @kennethfranco3330 Год назад +4

    At 18:11
    Office:what in the world?!
    Guy in custody:said your right
    Officer: i know im right i wasnt asking
    Guy in custody:but you did ask me 🤔🤔
    I woulda been confused af 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @10Mymymymy
    @10Mymymymy 3 года назад +2076

    “What about the 8 grams?”
    “Aw we had 8 grams left!?”

    • @katherineleslie5855
      @katherineleslie5855 3 года назад +65

      Oh my goodness 8grams gosh darn it, a waste of good weed.

    • @kaitlynnjones4260
      @kaitlynnjones4260 3 года назад +58

      He didn’t have 8 grams lol maybe if it was dense and big buds but from what I saw when the camera glanced at it real quick it didn’t look like a quarter. Maybe an eighth or a little more like 4-5 grams.

    • @bigsip2962
      @bigsip2962 3 года назад +28

      @@kaitlynnjones4260 yeah sure inspector gadget. That's 8 grams son.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 года назад +12

      Big Sip the run down on bud weight, showing off to school chums.
      Personally I'd say that there was 4.2gms.

    • @bigsip2962
      @bigsip2962 3 года назад +4

      @@DMWBN3 in my professional opinion, the cops estimate was very accurate

  • @i3enj462
    @i3enj462 3 года назад +8459

    First cop is an absolute legend for being so chill with those two, and he was hilarious aswell.

    • @jenniferhundley148
      @jenniferhundley148 3 года назад +205

      I’ve seen him in another episode and he’s hilarious.

    • @ThePimpedOutwaffle
      @ThePimpedOutwaffle 3 года назад +566

      "front page of reddit" had me dead

    • @jacksuperclyde
      @jacksuperclyde 3 года назад +22

      @@ThePimpedOutwaffle Same 😭😭

    • @johnnahollister3677
      @johnnahollister3677 3 года назад +85

      Deadass where I live 8grams will get you atleast a county years

    • @knolife602
      @knolife602 3 года назад +26

      i agree haha i generally dont like cops too

  • @jeremyfranks6300
    @jeremyfranks6300 Год назад +1

    I love live PD and I respect man and women in blue god bless yall for everything yall do

  • @mileyhicks-nk6sw
    @mileyhicks-nk6sw Год назад +75

    As long as your honest and chill with the cops you most likely aren't going to jail lol

    • @jennuhcide59
      @jennuhcide59 Год назад +7

      i wish that was tru

    • @bayedevilakazi6328
      @bayedevilakazi6328 Год назад +4

      Not always true, some cops are just unreasonably paranoid and they become super aggressive

    • @kratomgaming
      @kratomgaming Год назад +1

      false. they use anything and everything you say against you. they dont want to be your friend. they have quotas to meet. you are just a number and scum to them.

    • @Hatemode_NJ
      @Hatemode_NJ Год назад

      You'll most likely be charged. They rarely are out to help people. They want to arrest you. They will lie to you. They are not your friend. Plus whether you go to jail or not isn't up to them.

  • @bendavis1392
    @bendavis1392 4 года назад +3088

    THATS MY COP BRO HE SAID “TOP PAGE OF REDDIT” 😂😂😂

    • @Speellman
      @Speellman 4 года назад +83

      i thought i was the only one who caught that LUL

    • @robertkim7026
      @robertkim7026 4 года назад +140

      He’s a Redditor for sure

    • @rossicosentino3307
      @rossicosentino3307 4 года назад +113

      Robert Kim he actually commented on a video posted on Reddit about it describing the situation

    • @usedtissue1073
      @usedtissue1073 4 года назад +9

      Time stamp?

    • @ayyblyat9450
      @ayyblyat9450 4 года назад +17

      @@usedtissue1073 2:19

  • @HeavyOrdnance
    @HeavyOrdnance 3 года назад +1536

    "How much have you had to smoke today?"
    *Smoke just pours out the open window*
    "Huh?"

    • @coreenaburke5775
      @coreenaburke5775 3 года назад +65

      Just one marajuana ocifer

    • @sethseth2534
      @sethseth2534 3 года назад +6

      @@coreenaburke5775 stoners hate this joke

    • @flandaskilla
      @flandaskilla 3 года назад +46

      @@sethseth2534 As a Stoner I don’t hate this joke

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 3 года назад +3

      What do you mean what do I mean ?

    • @wtp7631
      @wtp7631 2 года назад +2

      @@sethseth2534 the "ocifer" is overplayed but the joke is still decent.

  • @macnagy5280
    @macnagy5280 Год назад +82

    If someone says “I didn’t do nothin!”, I think it’s safe to say they definitely committed a crime.

    • @gaminforever2624
      @gaminforever2624 8 месяцев назад +4

      Or they didn't do anything

    • @BUlrich-dw7xi
      @BUlrich-dw7xi 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@gaminforever2624yeaahh thats it,,,😒🙄🙄🤪

    • @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113
      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 5 месяцев назад

      If you were "raised, on a Racetrack", your Donut was Glazed, on a Haystack.

  • @falkhammermuller9342
    @falkhammermuller9342 8 месяцев назад +1

    17:06 ... the control of the situations and all the commands were on point. That was awesome.

  • @JUNTPROJECT
    @JUNTPROJECT 3 года назад +818

    "Front page of reddit"
    This cop has been doin serious UC work

  • @rynezhu4771
    @rynezhu4771 4 года назад +2017

    “I texted my girlfriend’s dead sister, she won’t get back to me.”
    I wonder why

    • @lol-ss5hg
      @lol-ss5hg 4 года назад +76

      Yeah uh im telling my dead dog to come to me but for some reason he isn't, not really sure why.

    • @landrystewart7223
      @landrystewart7223 4 года назад +17

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @kauigg
      @kauigg 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @IntenseVLT
      @IntenseVLT 4 года назад +27

      I think you're texting the wrong dead person. Wasn't is the sisters brothers sisters girlfriends friends dead chihuahua?

    • @aksel3078
      @aksel3078 4 года назад +7

      Can you send the time

  • @robincasey1700
    @robincasey1700 Год назад +2

    That was the chillest trailer park police interaction i have ever seen lol

  • @davidtozer7050
    @davidtozer7050 9 месяцев назад +1

    The smoke that rolls out the window 😂 and that cop was so funny

  • @michaelbross5687
    @michaelbross5687 4 года назад +3969

    “Can I get a light?”
    “We don’t smoke.”
    “Oh you don’t? you guys are losers.”
    She looks exactly like the kind of person to say that

    • @silkqueen8498
      @silkqueen8498 4 года назад +14

      😂😂 she does tho...

    • @roach264
      @roach264 4 года назад +47

      she gotta make fun of em to feel better

    • @AS-uo9rz
      @AS-uo9rz 4 года назад +52

      Michael Bross don’t hate on her she was my favorite part of the whole video 😭💀

    • @qfromtha858
      @qfromtha858 4 года назад +7

      Call me Papi ong she was funny than a mf imagine bein locked you w her😂😂😂

    • @calebdyer474
      @calebdyer474 4 года назад +13

      It’s like they have enough money to not be in a trailer park and there the losers?

  • @THEJPR
    @THEJPR 3 года назад +3694

    "How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
    "Who? Me?"
    "No, him."
    *Guy looks around his empty backseat and not at the guy in the passenger seat*

  • @tylerburris197
    @tylerburris197 Год назад +2

    “Your mad at him so you poked him” annoyed face has me dead 🤣🤣

  • @stick9758
    @stick9758 Год назад

    Man, that cop surely protected and served this day!! 👏 so beneficial to everyone!

  • @callahanclark4743
    @callahanclark4743 4 года назад +5565

    “The only reason people park out here is for smokin and pokin” LMAO

    • @ca5650
      @ca5650 4 года назад +28

      xocallahan c ain’t that the truth had 5-0 pull up on me from back one night I was pokin parked by tree was like nope! Bout hoped to the front driv seat and skrrrrt out of there luckily wasn’t chased

    • @mooncake666
      @mooncake666 4 года назад +234

      @@ca5650 lol yeah I'm sure that happened

    • @raoulduke4065
      @raoulduke4065 4 года назад +20

      Failure to Thrive Name checks out! Leave my boy alone...let em thrive

    • @adam100a8
      @adam100a8 4 года назад +16

      Luci you’re a little kid nobody else would talk about doing heroin in the comment section

    • @rosaamona8405
      @rosaamona8405 4 года назад +5

      Educate me guys, what is pokin? 🤔😂😂

  • @ashlieh
    @ashlieh 3 года назад +1151

    “Ma’am you just blew a 312”.
    “What’s that”?
    “(Laughing) That means you are really intoxicated “...
    I just loved that part.. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tobaccorich
      @tobaccorich 3 года назад +13

      She was great !!!

    • @LICHBKLYN1
      @LICHBKLYN1 3 года назад +51

      @@tobaccorich She funny, thats for sure. Even the cop laughed. Especially after she said "I'm sorry, I don't blow".

    • @simplicity9819
      @simplicity9819 3 года назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @ashlieh
      @ashlieh 3 года назад +1

      I don't care start watching it at 7:44. This lady is hilarious. But the part is at 10:13.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 3 года назад +10

      "You got anything in your mouth?"
      "Only my tongue 👅"

  • @Sovila5
    @Sovila5 Год назад +1

    Going to college in greene county was quite an experience

  • @rustyneuron
    @rustyneuron 11 месяцев назад

    Hey, this is cool. I live in Columbia, MO about 2 hours from here.

  • @sillyotter9047
    @sillyotter9047 4 года назад +2842

    Moral of the story: Just do your drugs at home.

  • @buf.aviation9977
    @buf.aviation9977 4 года назад +1215

    You know it’s getting serious when the officer says *ve-hicle*

  • @kayphoenixraven
    @kayphoenixraven 10 месяцев назад +1

    7:45 "punching me in the face no one's doing anything about it" the police said "K." LMAO

  • @u238productions
    @u238productions Год назад +11

    “Ah im on live pd” i didnt know witnesses or whatever he was in that situation watch this channel. Kinda crazy

  • @CJ9899
    @CJ9899 4 года назад +8258

    I literally didn’t expect the mustang one to escalate that high

    • @nothankyou6483
      @nothankyou6483 4 года назад +503

      How to get shot

    • @mikes1639
      @mikes1639 4 года назад +378

      He killed it, only regret was he didn't squish the pigs

    • @codyprice2598
      @codyprice2598 4 года назад +999

      Mike S Really? Out of the evidence you have at your hands, you honestly believe the officers were in the wrong? The stallion driver should be in a river.

    • @CJ9899
      @CJ9899 4 года назад +83

      Cody Price no I mean as in I didn’t expect him to almost run them over and escape like that

    • @mikes1639
      @mikes1639 4 года назад +325

      @@codyprice2598 These people risk their lives day in and day out for 40k dollars a year. I want to know who brainwashed people into thinking its okay. No ones life is worth 40k a year, but people constantly praise these officers like they are heroes. Imagine not knowing if you're gonna make it home to make the same average salary as someone fresh out of college, it just doesn't make sense.

  • @tinksmcgee3576
    @tinksmcgee3576 3 года назад +4096

    “Front page of Reddit for sure” Got so excited that cops know about reddit, then got really scared.

    • @skittscott
      @skittscott 3 года назад +190

      I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit of mainly officers

    • @asdfasdf7199
      @asdfasdf7199 3 года назад +71

      @@skittscott yup. verified LEOs lol.

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 3 года назад +16

      What a chad

    • @dylansofio6095
      @dylansofio6095 3 года назад +2

      OYeah was ulateat
      Ally look
      Allocation
      Ooo
      Y
      O
      Oooo has come

    • @dylansofio6095
      @dylansofio6095 3 года назад

      OYeah was ulateat
      Ally look
      Allocation
      Ooo
      Y
      O
      Oooo has come

  • @s.classic6412
    @s.classic6412 11 месяцев назад

    You poked him?
    How many times did you poke?
    That whole thing had me rolling

  • @DegrassiInstantStar
    @DegrassiInstantStar Год назад +1

    "I didn't do nothin'."
    Proceeds to then do somethin'. Haha. And I love that the camera person caught the other person storming off, haha.

  • @jojobean2309
    @jojobean2309 3 года назад +1903

    "Memes about high people"
    "Front page of Reddit"
    He got Dad jokes

    • @JohnDoe_69
      @JohnDoe_69 3 года назад +71

      So now talking about reddit is a dad joke... something tells me you're not even an adult.

    • @fatface2911
      @fatface2911 3 года назад +26

      @@JohnDoe_69 "will you shut up man"

    • @Gosh0
      @Gosh0 3 года назад +5

      @@JohnDoe_69 Agree.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 года назад +7

      @@JohnDoe_69 I mean its some people like him I’m 13 and I thought it wasn’t i dad joke

    • @Spartan-hu2go
      @Spartan-hu2go 3 года назад +6

      @@JohnDoe_69 jesus why are you taking this so seriously lol

  • @fewfriesshort5593
    @fewfriesshort5593 3 года назад +331

    When the cop asks “do me a favour” you know you’re off to jail lol

    • @5thHouseProductions
      @5thHouseProductions 3 года назад +8

      Immediately!!!!

    • @gyozanomics
      @gyozanomics 3 года назад +9

      do me a favor
      and watch your head
      *shuts car door*

    • @YvngQ
      @YvngQ 3 года назад

      @Jim Dandy no thats how they spell it in other countries

    • @YvngQ
      @YvngQ 3 года назад

      @Jim Dandy Americans are the only ones who dont spell it that way

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman 3 года назад

      @@YvngQ the U is not necessary

  • @alexharo7954
    @alexharo7954 10 месяцев назад +1

    The trailer park scene was straight outta trailer park boys istg😂😂

  • @eric_kohler
    @eric_kohler 9 месяцев назад

    “Someone’s either smoking or poking” lol! That cop in the first video is awesome.

  • @luisortega5265
    @luisortega5265 4 года назад +16851

    Who else is binging these during the quarantine???

    • @pturfrederiksen2239
      @pturfrederiksen2239 4 года назад +48

      I am

    • @enjaluu
      @enjaluu 4 года назад +205

      I've been binging these for 3 years

    • @yncpollo
      @yncpollo 4 года назад +13

      luis ortega wtf

    • @laniyahbabyy4732
      @laniyahbabyy4732 4 года назад +14

      🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @kiaramakesvideos7380
      @kiaramakesvideos7380 4 года назад +131

      I binge these before quarantine. Corona got nothing to do with my ability to stay home and do nothin

  • @VeryDeathlyShiny
    @VeryDeathlyShiny 4 года назад +455

    11:44 "Guns, knives, drugs, bazookas; Anything like that?"
    *Prrocessing* *Processing* *Processing* "DId you just ask me if there's a bazooka in my car?
    "Yea, I've seen a bazooka in a car"
    I would love to see the bodycam footage of that incident. I have so many questions.

    • @DynamicSeq
      @DynamicSeq 4 года назад +7

      Tell them that after you started carrying the howitzer, you no longer have room for the bazooka...

    • @Miguel_001
      @Miguel_001 4 года назад +5

      Am I the only one who’s amazed at his radio voice? It’s like I’m listening to radio or to some kind of tv ad 😂

    • @enigma9789
      @enigma9789 4 года назад +1

      Its called a lie. they do it all the time.

    • @dieseldabz7104
      @dieseldabz7104 4 года назад

      @WW2 Girl dumb

    • @bti2270
      @bti2270 4 года назад

      @@Miguel_001 Was thinking the same thing. This guy could be a Disc Jockey if law enforcement doesn't pan out.

  • @ChampagneeLovee
    @ChampagneeLovee Год назад +1

    Dude in the white car really got away😂💀

  • @medicPerm
    @medicPerm Год назад +3

    11:17 Deputy Hannson should be a radio DJ, that voice "Playing Missouris greatest hits"

  • @lillypoo7561
    @lillypoo7561 4 года назад +2578

    Noone:
    Camera man: hey there's a women in the distance, let's zoom in on her.

    • @adrianaheras1291
      @adrianaheras1291 4 года назад +111

      That was random😂😂😂😂

    • @BadassBecca37
      @BadassBecca37 4 года назад +10

      when did that happen?? not calling u wrong, i actually didn’t notice

    • @shelbyrust5524
      @shelbyrust5524 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @chloexsoliel
      @chloexsoliel 4 года назад +55

      @@BadassBecca37 it was during the white ford Mustang stop where he took off and they lost him. Around the 4:20 mark or so somewhere in there

    • @humanentity5890
      @humanentity5890 4 года назад +41

      @@chloexsoliel 4:20 mark huh.... ;)

  • @dtimbs84
    @dtimbs84 4 года назад +534

    "Ok, I'm gonna be honest with you..."
    Proceeds to continue to lie

  • @raylafleur6616
    @raylafleur6616 Год назад +6

    Mad respect to the first cop. A role model for all other officers to handle marijuana offenses.

    • @BUlrich-dw7xi
      @BUlrich-dw7xi 5 месяцев назад

      its gonna be legal everywhere anyway

  • @ginmar8134
    @ginmar8134 Год назад

    "Smokin' or pokin'..." I love this guy.

  • @h1tlerwithavape420
    @h1tlerwithavape420 3 года назад +1664

    "how much weed did you smoked?"
    "Who me?"
    "No him"
    *Looks around*
    *Ghost in the car* " you better not say nothing man"

  • @painintheass5884
    @painintheass5884 3 года назад +583

    They blur these people’s faces but the second you hear some of their voices you KNOW what they look like 😂

    • @mykeynotyours8724
      @mykeynotyours8724 3 года назад +15

      Lmao ayo why does this make so much sense

    • @painintheass5884
      @painintheass5884 3 года назад +6

      @@mykeynotyours8724 That’s what i’m saying 😂

    • @allisonchains113
      @allisonchains113 3 года назад +9

      Cop: u got anything in your mouth? Woman: my tongue. (notice she was honest when she didn’t say Teeth)

    • @jordangorski9910
      @jordangorski9910 3 года назад

      Dank and Dabbie from disjointed on netflix.... stg

    • @___728
      @___728 3 года назад +1

      that is so true

  • @KristiSongbirdBlackwell
    @KristiSongbirdBlackwell 7 месяцев назад

    Could we get a definition of Smoking or Poking?!" Ijs 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

  • @lecia1667
    @lecia1667 11 месяцев назад

    I’m sorry “smokin or pokin” made me laugh😂😂😂

  • @marfleur4719
    @marfleur4719 4 года назад +402

    “Did you just ask me if i have a bazooka in my car?” LOOOL

    • @dragoninthemoon7719
      @dragoninthemoon7719 4 года назад +10

      I probably would have said the same thing lol like wth

    • @spaghetti9845
      @spaghetti9845 4 года назад +1

      how bout when they ask if they have any 'weapons of mass destruction'

    • @quirkyturtle2625
      @quirkyturtle2625 4 года назад +15

      The officer responding "Yeah, I've seen a bazooka in a car." makes it even better

    • @localterreorist316
      @localterreorist316 4 года назад

      Maria Pacheco wtf??!?

    • @Julia-fv7gy
      @Julia-fv7gy 4 года назад +1

      I’m waiting for them to ask for any nuclear weapons

  • @scottthomson3575
    @scottthomson3575 2 года назад +4305

    "Do you have anything in your mouth?"
    "My tongue"
    Gotta love intoxicated people. 😂

    • @Michael-co3sf
      @Michael-co3sf 2 года назад +133

      "Anything other then your tongue"
      I was waiting for her to say my teeth lol

    • @boobookitty1441
      @boobookitty1441 2 года назад +72

      Even with the blur u can still tell she has NO TEETH! 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    • @artuur3292
      @artuur3292 2 года назад +15

      @@Michael-co3sf "Theet" ? 😖 🤭🤓

    • @quegates5420
      @quegates5420 2 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 года назад +7

      Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

  • @mwain91
    @mwain91 8 месяцев назад +1

    >Trailer Park
    >Domestic Assault
    >Missouri
    Everything checks out here

  • @afmoney161
    @afmoney161 Год назад +1

    @13:05 Cops got an amazing radio voice!😂

  • @bathingapes112
    @bathingapes112 3 года назад +2087

    There was a billllllion other places where this guy could have parked to hotbox and not raise suspicion and this guy chooses a suburb 😂

    • @naruchan1010
      @naruchan1010 3 года назад +75

      There is so much nature around this couple and even when its raining they could have such a peacuful walk! 😂

    • @lagotti99
      @lagotti99 3 года назад +1

      @Mik Custer lmfaoooo where

    • @SeanDaRyan
      @SeanDaRyan 3 года назад +42

      The cop didn't even give the dude a DUI! Super cool cop

    • @oxking0303
      @oxking0303 3 года назад

      so stupid!!!

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 3 года назад +25

      @@SeanDaRyan Can't give a DUI unless the vehicle is on. They can give you one if you tell them you smoked before driving, or if the keys are still in the ignition.

  • @isatheone
    @isatheone 3 года назад +277

    "TAKE 3 STEPS TO YOUR LEFT"
    *steps right*
    "YOUR OTHER LEFT"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @pacluv
      @pacluv 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DKLASSifiedSource
    @DKLASSifiedSource 4 месяца назад

    I know what she meant but “He hit both of us with his car” had me dying laughing 😂😂 I get that it was just the quicker thing to say in the moment though.

  • @tophernuttle420
    @tophernuttle420 Год назад

    It's crazy I use to live in that area 20 years ago before it got really really crazy....

  • @IAMKHARIM
    @IAMKHARIM 3 года назад +514

    Cop: Take 3 steps left...
    Man: *Takes step to the right*
    Cop: Your other left

    • @yazanshalabi492
      @yazanshalabi492 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @SametALTUNSOY
      @SametALTUNSOY 3 года назад +13

      I scrool all the way down here because I knew someone commented this.

    • @KrispykremeChicken
      @KrispykremeChicken 3 года назад

      😂

    • @daily10111
      @daily10111 3 года назад

      @@SametALTUNSOY lol I too paused and went to comments to see a related comment

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 3 года назад +1

      Must happen to the cop a lot..

  • @wilsonhu5133
    @wilsonhu5133 3 года назад +706

    "Do you have anything that can poke me?"
    "Find out yourself"
    *Snaps on gloves*
    "Alright then"

    • @mikeas0216
      @mikeas0216 3 года назад +39

      "pornhub intro sound"

    • @jegarage503
      @jegarage503 3 года назад +2

      What time is this one?

    • @lindsaylines2112
      @lindsaylines2112 3 года назад +1

      i wanted to like this comment but it was at 420 and i just couldn’t mess that up

  • @davidvaughan1257
    @davidvaughan1257 9 месяцев назад +1

    She nearly got pulled under for thinking about potentially driviny .😂😂😂

  • @Neozoo800
    @Neozoo800 11 месяцев назад

    "did you just ask if I have a bazooka in my car" lives in my head rent free 😭

  • @Mercmad
    @Mercmad 3 года назад +948

    "do you have anything in your mouth"
    "My Tongue"
    "and nothing else?"
    "No,not even teeth".

  • @uslsuspect
    @uslsuspect 4 года назад +696

    “I was texting my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister but she won’t get back to me.”
    Um, that makes sense.

    • @qmelon4263
      @qmelon4263 4 года назад +69

      Isn’t that just his girlfriends dead sister though

    • @morlosloan7488
      @morlosloan7488 4 года назад

      uslsuspect 😂😂😂😂

    • @SODMGFOOTSOLDIER
      @SODMGFOOTSOLDIER 4 года назад +4

      @@qmelon4263 lmao right he was lying probably made some fake as bill of sale lmao

    • @genevahicks8945
      @genevahicks8945 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @saywhat4314
      @saywhat4314 4 года назад +5

      Joker his girlfriends brother could be his half sister and her mom had a kid with another man. Maybe you understand...

  • @laughingallthetime50
    @laughingallthetime50 7 месяцев назад +1

    Three steps to your left (as he goes to the right) - you're other left! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DalesDubs
    @DalesDubs 9 месяцев назад +1

    The officer reading 0.312 on the breathalyzer is just like "...How are you alive right now?"

  • @Ayeitswillma321
    @Ayeitswillma321 4 года назад +527

    “People are poking or smoking around this area.” 🤣

    • @BrandMalone24
      @BrandMalone24 4 года назад +41

      My man was tryina get to do both before the fuzz killed the mood haha

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 4 года назад +27

      Woman: You got a lighter?
      Cop: Nope
      Her: You guys are *losers*

    • @12345kraven
      @12345kraven 4 года назад +5

      That foo really had the McDonalds worker hat on

    • @tinicoleofficial
      @tinicoleofficial 4 года назад

      SpoilerGlitch 😂😂😂

    • @tud5200
      @tud5200 4 года назад +1

      Poking refers to poking a needle in your arm. Heroin and such.

  • @chloedaly4418
    @chloedaly4418 3 года назад +464

    “Did u just ask me if I had a bazooka in my car”

    • @AxleChastain
      @AxleChastain 3 года назад

      Pretty much. I was doing doordash, had two orders in the car. Got pulled and car searched. Almost took two hours before they released me. Sorry for the cold food customers. Lol

    • @annhenry3135
      @annhenry3135 3 года назад +2

      @Almost Censored a silly question confuses the small brain of a criminal and can thwart bad intentions. See I helped a small brain.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 года назад

      @Almost Censored LMAOOO

    • @AshNikkosWife
      @AshNikkosWife 3 года назад

      I would have been just as confused and shocked tbh.

    • @Gaston4760
      @Gaston4760 3 года назад +1

      no sir I have two and a 40 mm grenade launcher in my underpants

  • @lainieking7659
    @lainieking7659 Год назад

    why is this so entertaining to me

  • @sherm3259
    @sherm3259 11 месяцев назад +1

    5:50 it’s a white ford Cobra. Brought back so many Need For Speed Hot Pursuit memories.

  • @nope7391
    @nope7391 4 года назад +796

    The officers checking the woman’s alcohol lvl probably just wanted to see how high it was lmao

    • @doortech8227
      @doortech8227 4 года назад +62

      😂😂 she's 4x over the legal driving limit! She's trailer park gangster!😂😂 calling the cops losers because they DON'T smoke? She's out to lunch!

    • @otsoto8088
      @otsoto8088 4 года назад +25

      lmao "You blew a 3-1-2, That means you're really drunk!" - Officer telling her as if she doesnt know

    • @gabrielbrown2872
      @gabrielbrown2872 4 года назад +1

      Nope exactly what I thought haha

    • @ilostwaldo
      @ilostwaldo 4 года назад +1

      But she only poked him!!! 😆

    • @ChadH17
      @ChadH17 4 года назад +9

      roles reversed, he goin to jail for sure. No proof needed.

  • @bio6553
    @bio6553 3 года назад +977

    Best line ever “did you just ask me if there was a boozoka in my car”

  • @bowsercrusher19
    @bowsercrusher19 Год назад +3

    It was my first time driving at night by myself and I had totally forgotten to turn on my headlights, got pulled over and the cop who did it was really nice and only let me off with a warning, have never forgotten to turn them on at night ever again

  • @snipesxiii9188
    @snipesxiii9188 Год назад

    the cop at the end was rad...great job officer!

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 4 года назад +265

    "I was raised on the racetrack, bud"
    Literally can't make a turn without crashing into a curb

    • @issuesexplained681
      @issuesexplained681 4 года назад +8

      Mo-hammad Abunaser, haha yeah I was laughing. And he really thought he would outrun the cops in his 80’s Toyota truck? 😂

    • @karenjohnson3300
      @karenjohnson3300 4 года назад +1

      He meant a bumper car racetrack

    • @Defaultlol
      @Defaultlol 4 года назад

      its ok he only knows left turns

    • @fredk6992
      @fredk6992 4 года назад +1

      He was just using all the track available

  • @ahsokatanosloveinterest
    @ahsokatanosloveinterest 4 года назад +406

    "I texted and texted her about it and she won't get back to me"
    Well, she's dead, so.

    • @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight
      @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 4 года назад +8

      that part got me lol

    • @liveyourbestlife756
      @liveyourbestlife756 4 года назад +10

      What about "it was my girlfriend's little brother's dead sister?" Now either it was his half-sister, or it's his girlfriend's little sister as will as his.. correct? Dude fumbling over his words... Gahhh!

    • @V3rnSqwd5611
      @V3rnSqwd5611 4 года назад

      DixieFishin With Charles Adderhold so goddam confusing but it must be a half sister so not also the brothers sister

  • @DiLive_
    @DiLive_ Год назад +1

    13:20 - This is legendary
    Cop: Count out loud: One thousand one.. One thousand two..
    Guy: one one thousand, Two one thousand..