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  • @BrandMalone24
    @BrandMalone24 4 года назад +3892

    When you've seen every clip without ever watching it on TV...

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 года назад +26

      EVERY clip. lol

    • @IcECreAm-sv2qv
      @IcECreAm-sv2qv 4 года назад +11

      Donald J. Trump please don’t tell me that 😂 I’ve been trying to to binge even though every day at 1 I’m ready

    • @chris-8597
      @chris-8597 4 года назад +29

      Lmao sometimes I forget it’s an actual tv show

    • @tejj5957
      @tejj5957 4 года назад +4

      @Donald J. Trump the don!!!!

    • @rabidrabbitshuggers
      @rabidrabbitshuggers 4 года назад +1

      @Brand Malone IKR the only time I’ve ever watched it on TV was when I was recovering from surgery in the hospital

  • @i3enj462
    @i3enj462 4 года назад +8444

    First cop is an absolute legend for being so chill with those two, and he was hilarious aswell.

    • @jenniferhundley148
      @jenniferhundley148 4 года назад +205

      I’ve seen him in another episode and he’s hilarious.

    • @ThePimpedOutwaffle
      @ThePimpedOutwaffle 4 года назад +565

      "front page of reddit" had me dead

    • @jacksuperclyde
      @jacksuperclyde 4 года назад +22

      @@ThePimpedOutwaffle Same 😭😭

    • @johnnahollister3677
      @johnnahollister3677 4 года назад +85

      Deadass where I live 8grams will get you atleast a county years

    • @knolife602
      @knolife602 4 года назад +26

      i agree haha i generally dont like cops too

  • @jackkumpula7162
    @jackkumpula7162 4 года назад +3122

    "If you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off it because you cant drive." I'm dead

    • @NaNameYuzu
      @NaNameYuzu 4 года назад +67

      That was the reason I checked the comments

    • @whodat105
      @whodat105 4 года назад +52

      Destruction derby track lol

    • @monam.5923
      @monam.5923 4 года назад +17

      That was priceless!

    • @Quantum-Bullet
      @Quantum-Bullet 4 года назад +36

      And then just walk away, slamming the door. 😏

    • @jazmines3139
      @jazmines3139 4 года назад

      Fr 💀omg

  • @jchavarria6767
    @jchavarria6767 Год назад +15

    First cop was super chill and last cop was super nice understanding a young man

  • @katrabbit
    @katrabbit 4 года назад +3988

    That cop roasted the first guy lol
    "If you saw those memes of people when they're high, that was your face. Front page of reddit right there."

    • @91Laurens
      @91Laurens 4 года назад +141

      Man that cop was cool

    • @BDCKavalaGroup
      @BDCKavalaGroup 4 года назад +53

      Yeah but at least he cut him loose

    • @lylewalker5681
      @lylewalker5681 4 года назад +28

      Seems like kinda a compliment, tbh. 🤔

    • @micfail2
      @micfail2 4 года назад +48

      @King A weed possession under an ounce is only a ticket there and they weren't actually driving while smoking (and presumably did not have the keys in the ignition) so je had no reason to arrest from... Still a cool cop for sure though

    • @MrVassago89
      @MrVassago89 4 года назад +52

      Next dilemma, how you getting home?
      Them: 🚗👀👀
      No.

  • @toomuchtrashpodcast7412
    @toomuchtrashpodcast7412 4 года назад +7427

    Officer: "You look like a meme off of redit."
    Guy: "Haha thank you."

  • @ryanthoms
    @ryanthoms 4 года назад +5115

    Dude that first cop is hilarious “do you see that your car is still actively smoking?”

    • @magentuspriest
      @magentuspriest 4 года назад +132

      I mean, the fogged up windows was a dead giveaway. Lol

    • @AR-wg1di
      @AR-wg1di 4 года назад +195

      that cop was definitely a bro lol

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 4 года назад +70

      He was funny. They are human memes.

    • @oppaloopa3698
      @oppaloopa3698 4 года назад +216

      Don’t forget:
      “They’re either smokin or pokin”
      “I’m sure you’ve seen memes”
      “Front page of reddit for sure”

    • @cottagecre
      @cottagecre 4 года назад +28

      'Front page of reddit'

  • @mattcintron6372
    @mattcintron6372 Год назад +176

    Props to the 2 ladys who just nearly pulled the dude out of the car like it was no big deal too bad he drove off🤣🤣

    • @andresbeltre7378
      @andresbeltre7378 Год назад +10

      Props for what tho? lol

    • @ThatOneCanadianKidEh
      @ThatOneCanadianKidEh Год назад

      facts they a liability @@andresbeltre7378

    • @Vengeance566
      @Vengeance566 Год назад

      doubtful a man would have been able to do any better in that situation
      @@milesjohnson5487

    • @ryan-5494
      @ryan-5494 Год назад +9

      @@milesjohnson5487 a man wouldve held on for 3 more seconds, got ran over, and would need all the attention for trying to be a hero. while they guy got away.

    • @wolfmantroy6601
      @wolfmantroy6601 Год назад +2

      @@ryan-5494 A man would have had the strength to jerk the guy out of the car.

  • @passportstampin
    @passportstampin 3 года назад +7771

    That woman was so drunk on that porch they breathalyzed her out of curiosity 😭😂😂

    • @rbeasley2049
      @rbeasley2049 3 года назад +97

      Lol!!!😂😂😂

    • @codym3380
      @codym3380 3 года назад +331

      @@aitorizquierdolopez6922 we had a .54 recently. The dude was still walking, it was unbelievable

    • @Pluralofmoon
      @Pluralofmoon 3 года назад +56

      @@codym3380....Whoa that’s serious, unbelievable.

    • @brauncarlson3277
      @brauncarlson3277 3 года назад +8

      @@Pluralofmoon 😐

    • @xavierbreath2227
      @xavierbreath2227 3 года назад +3

      Nice!

  • @callahanclark4743
    @callahanclark4743 4 года назад +5559

    “The only reason people park out here is for smokin and pokin” LMAO

    • @ca5650
      @ca5650 4 года назад +28

      xocallahan c ain’t that the truth had 5-0 pull up on me from back one night I was pokin parked by tree was like nope! Bout hoped to the front driv seat and skrrrrt out of there luckily wasn’t chased

    • @mooncake666
      @mooncake666 4 года назад +231

      @@ca5650 lol yeah I'm sure that happened

    • @raoulduke4065
      @raoulduke4065 4 года назад +20

      Failure to Thrive Name checks out! Leave my boy alone...let em thrive

    • @adam100a8
      @adam100a8 4 года назад +16

      Luci you’re a little kid nobody else would talk about doing heroin in the comment section

    • @rosaamona8405
      @rosaamona8405 4 года назад +5

      Educate me guys, what is pokin? 🤔😂😂

  • @luisortega5265
    @luisortega5265 4 года назад +16816

    Who else is binging these during the quarantine???

    • @pturfrederiksen2239
      @pturfrederiksen2239 4 года назад +48

      I am

    • @enjaluu
      @enjaluu 4 года назад +204

      I've been binging these for 3 years

    • @yncpollo
      @yncpollo 4 года назад +13

      luis ortega wtf

    • @laniyahbabyy4732
      @laniyahbabyy4732 4 года назад +14

      🙋🏻‍♀️

    • @kiaramakesvideos7380
      @kiaramakesvideos7380 4 года назад +131

      I binge these before quarantine. Corona got nothing to do with my ability to stay home and do nothin

  • @GareBearGamingGround
    @GareBearGamingGround Год назад +61

    That last officer was a good dude for not making that kid lose his job

  • @bendavis1392
    @bendavis1392 4 года назад +3084

    THATS MY COP BRO HE SAID “TOP PAGE OF REDDIT” 😂😂😂

    • @Speellman
      @Speellman 4 года назад +82

      i thought i was the only one who caught that LUL

    • @robertkim7026
      @robertkim7026 4 года назад +140

      He’s a Redditor for sure

    • @rossicosentino3307
      @rossicosentino3307 4 года назад +113

      Robert Kim he actually commented on a video posted on Reddit about it describing the situation

    • @usedtissue1073
      @usedtissue1073 4 года назад +9

      Time stamp?

    • @ayyblyat9450
      @ayyblyat9450 4 года назад +17

      @@usedtissue1073 2:19

  • @CJ9899
    @CJ9899 4 года назад +8240

    I literally didn’t expect the mustang one to escalate that high

    • @nothankyou6483
      @nothankyou6483 4 года назад +503

      How to get shot

    • @mikes1639
      @mikes1639 4 года назад +378

      He killed it, only regret was he didn't squish the pigs

    • @codyprice2598
      @codyprice2598 4 года назад +995

      Mike S Really? Out of the evidence you have at your hands, you honestly believe the officers were in the wrong? The stallion driver should be in a river.

    • @CJ9899
      @CJ9899 4 года назад +83

      Cody Price no I mean as in I didn’t expect him to almost run them over and escape like that

    • @mikes1639
      @mikes1639 4 года назад +324

      @@codyprice2598 These people risk their lives day in and day out for 40k dollars a year. I want to know who brainwashed people into thinking its okay. No ones life is worth 40k a year, but people constantly praise these officers like they are heroes. Imagine not knowing if you're gonna make it home to make the same average salary as someone fresh out of college, it just doesn't make sense.

  • @rynezhu4771
    @rynezhu4771 4 года назад +2026

    “I texted my girlfriend’s dead sister, she won’t get back to me.”
    I wonder why

    • @lol-ss5hg
      @lol-ss5hg 4 года назад +76

      Yeah uh im telling my dead dog to come to me but for some reason he isn't, not really sure why.

    • @landrystewart7223
      @landrystewart7223 4 года назад +17

      I thought the same thing 😂

    • @kauigg
      @kauigg 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @IntenseVLT
      @IntenseVLT 4 года назад +27

      I think you're texting the wrong dead person. Wasn't is the sisters brothers sisters girlfriends friends dead chihuahua?

    • @aksel3078
      @aksel3078 4 года назад +7

      Can you send the time

  • @TheApp9
    @TheApp9 2 года назад +203

    The two women were brave. As the engines ignition went on, one of them stepped in the car and didn’t jumped away right in that moment.

    • @hardcoreromeo2111
      @hardcoreromeo2111 2 года назад +51

      I think you misspelled ‘stupid’

    • @jimmyssnowremoval1075
      @jimmyssnowremoval1075 2 года назад +33

      5:05
      Still wondering why the PD told him he had warrants after clearly have a difficult time with the guy.
      I was expecting him to run. I wasn’t expecting the officer to hop in the car with them. Really stupid to try to jump in.

    • @h0m1ess
      @h0m1ess 2 года назад +22

      brave but they were dumb for thinking they would catch up to a cobra 😭

    • @Growbacktoyourroots9
      @Growbacktoyourroots9 2 года назад +42

      I thought they handled that situation terribly. They could’ve been hurt badly.

    • @landonhardt7180
      @landonhardt7180 2 года назад

      Think if he had a weapon other than the vehicle and stabbed or shot one of them dumb broads.

  • @jacksonheaton2467
    @jacksonheaton2467 3 года назад +3193

    “You got a light”
    “No we don’t smoke”
    “You guys are losers”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @mrjgl
    @mrjgl 3 года назад +4889

    "They're either smokin' or pokin'" I totally thought he meant 'pokin' was banging. I realized he probably meant needles

  • @HeavyOrdnance
    @HeavyOrdnance 3 года назад +1538

    "How much have you had to smoke today?"
    *Smoke just pours out the open window*
    "Huh?"

    • @coreenaburke5775
      @coreenaburke5775 3 года назад +65

      Just one marajuana ocifer

    • @sethseth2534
      @sethseth2534 3 года назад +6

      @@coreenaburke5775 stoners hate this joke

    • @flandaskilla
      @flandaskilla 3 года назад +46

      @@sethseth2534 As a Stoner I don’t hate this joke

    • @floatinggoose9197
      @floatinggoose9197 3 года назад +3

      What do you mean what do I mean ?

    • @wtp7631
      @wtp7631 3 года назад +2

      @@sethseth2534 the "ocifer" is overplayed but the joke is still decent.

  • @rawsteak1186
    @rawsteak1186 Год назад +15

    “If you were raised on a racetrack boy you better stay off it you can’t drive!” That absolutely killed me✋💀

  • @crainur
    @crainur 4 года назад +821

    "Front page of reddit"
    This cop has been doin serious UC work

  • @lahnie95
    @lahnie95 4 года назад +3424

    Cop: “if i had a camera”
    Camera crew: •______•

    • @christyladd
      @christyladd 4 года назад +45

      But you see it was for using his face for a meme and the camera crew can’t give people’s faces to officers through videos or pictures if they want to use it for themselves because *they* have to take a picture of the person to use it for themselves (the officers).

    • @chronosverse4797
      @chronosverse4797 4 года назад +6

      100th like!

    • @MotorPsychos70
      @MotorPsychos70 4 года назад +30

      @@christyladd It was obviously just a joke. Not that deep. Just laugh

    • @delgermuruntsagaankhuu6951
      @delgermuruntsagaankhuu6951 4 года назад +9

      @@MotorPsychos70that explanation was helpful and cleared the air a bit, other countries don;t necessarily have that type of rules

    • @CharlotteKandy
      @CharlotteKandy 4 года назад +4

      The phone in his back pocket also haha

  • @THEJPR
    @THEJPR 4 года назад +3691

    "How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
    "Who? Me?"
    "No, him."
    *Guy looks around his empty backseat and not at the guy in the passenger seat*

  • @joshrounbehler4934
    @joshrounbehler4934 Год назад +74

    Dude actually thinks it was the weed that made him fail his DWI test smh, "thats why you dont smoke weed in missouri" *Missouri legalizes weed 6 months later*

    • @Xanderulz
      @Xanderulz Год назад +10

      You don't stumble and slur your words like that with weed. Definitely alcohol

    • @JonnyBoi12
      @JonnyBoi12 Год назад +5

      100% was not weed.
      "Don't smoke Marijuana in Missouri" -🤡🤡

    • @waltonsimons9082
      @waltonsimons9082 Год назад +3

      @@Xanderulz Oh really?
      I've seen plenty of people have all kinds of weird reactions to weed.
      Greetings from Amsterdam.

    • @Xanderulz
      @Xanderulz Год назад +1

      @@waltonsimons9082 sorry dad

    • @redzgirl2476
      @redzgirl2476 Год назад

      Yeah, and if he'd said 3 hours ago, that's long enough...

  • @10Mymymymy
    @10Mymymymy 4 года назад +2074

    “What about the 8 grams?”
    “Aw we had 8 grams left!?”

    • @katherineleslie5855
      @katherineleslie5855 4 года назад +65

      Oh my goodness 8grams gosh darn it, a waste of good weed.

    • @kaitlynnjones4260
      @kaitlynnjones4260 4 года назад +58

      He didn’t have 8 grams lol maybe if it was dense and big buds but from what I saw when the camera glanced at it real quick it didn’t look like a quarter. Maybe an eighth or a little more like 4-5 grams.

    • @bigsip2962
      @bigsip2962 4 года назад +28

      @@kaitlynnjones4260 yeah sure inspector gadget. That's 8 grams son.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 4 года назад +12

      Big Sip the run down on bud weight, showing off to school chums.
      Personally I'd say that there was 4.2gms.

    • @bigsip2962
      @bigsip2962 4 года назад +4

      @@DMWBN3 in my professional opinion, the cops estimate was very accurate

  • @DJB1izzard
    @DJB1izzard 3 года назад +8509

    No way. There is no way. My man did not just say "if I had a camera, front page of Reddit" on live television and meant it.

    • @kanjoracer4914
      @kanjoracer4914 3 года назад +795

      Mentioned Reddit and Memes.. That's a disciplinary right there..

    • @yagamijubei28
      @yagamijubei28 3 года назад +452

      Did what he could and those guys were cooperative. Shaggy felt complimented even.

    • @mblake8462
      @mblake8462 3 года назад +329

      i felt full body second hand embarrassment. he was so genuine. so innocent. and now he’s in my family group chat.

    • @imsuchalesbianforwomen
      @imsuchalesbianforwomen 3 года назад +8

      @@SammyJoeLouis dude relax

    • @austinl5158
      @austinl5158 3 года назад +16

      @@SammyJoeLouis when did le narwhal bacon? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @resetgang6638
    @resetgang6638 4 года назад +2207

    "How much marijuana have you smoked today?"
    1 marijuana sir

  • @raylemar2386
    @raylemar2386 Год назад +38

    That black dude stole my heart, when he asked , will she go to jail? He then said no, she has a job. And other responsibilities. After taking her abuse, what a stand up guy.

    • @hhealy7199
      @hhealy7199 Год назад +1

      He said she had kids. I hope he was looking after them for that day. I doubt she has a job, more likely living off the taxpayers.

    • @BUlrich-dw7xi
      @BUlrich-dw7xi 10 месяцев назад +1

      He should have pressed charges,-YOU DONT HIT.🤨

  • @100based9
    @100based9 3 года назад +5714

    Blew a .312 and still coherent enough to hold a conversation. That’s a lifelong alcoholic right there.

    • @georgebynum2231
      @georgebynum2231 3 года назад +17

      lml

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 года назад +131

      I've seen .502

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 года назад +171

      He laughed when the doctor said "you should be dead"

    • @JasmineCheyanne
      @JasmineCheyanne 3 года назад +189

      @@matthewwarren7879 In the morgue??? That's literally high enough to kill most people... even those with a tolerance. I believe you, I just find that amazing... & pretty sad at the same time. Lol

    • @matthewwarren7879
      @matthewwarren7879 3 года назад +146

      @@JasmineCheyanne his story was tragic. He had a trauma losing his fiance in a car wreck. Then he got a huge settlement and started drinking like crazy. He would drink nearly a half gallon per day. I remember going to his house and woke him up. The first thing he did was fill a large McDonalds cup with vodka and chugged it. Then he would re fill it and just keep drinking through out the day.

  • @joelalexander5338
    @joelalexander5338 4 года назад +8233

    “Me personally?” High people can say the silliest things.

    • @brittanyg2529
      @brittanyg2529 4 года назад +133

      Joel Alexander that’s when you know they’re trying to make up a lie lol

    • @issafacelift
      @issafacelift 4 года назад +141

      *"Stoned Kids SAY the Darndest Things"* lmaooo

    • @ca5650
      @ca5650 4 года назад +34

      Amateurs

    • @jeanneeber
      @jeanneeber 4 года назад +45

      Joel Alexander It’s a “time filler” when you’re not sure what to say.

    • @jonnaosborne1832
      @jonnaosborne1832 4 года назад +29

      @@brittanyg2529 Every time they answer a question with a question, you know a lie is comin' next. Hah!

  • @VeryDeathlyShiny
    @VeryDeathlyShiny 4 года назад +457

    11:44 "Guns, knives, drugs, bazookas; Anything like that?"
    *Prrocessing* *Processing* *Processing* "DId you just ask me if there's a bazooka in my car?
    "Yea, I've seen a bazooka in a car"
    I would love to see the bodycam footage of that incident. I have so many questions.

    • @DynamicSeq
      @DynamicSeq 4 года назад +7

      Tell them that after you started carrying the howitzer, you no longer have room for the bazooka...

    • @Miguel_001
      @Miguel_001 4 года назад +5

      Am I the only one who’s amazed at his radio voice? It’s like I’m listening to radio or to some kind of tv ad 😂

    • @enigma9789
      @enigma9789 4 года назад +1

      Its called a lie. they do it all the time.

    • @dieseldabz7104
      @dieseldabz7104 4 года назад

      @WW2 Girl dumb

    • @bti2270
      @bti2270 4 года назад

      @@Miguel_001 Was thinking the same thing. This guy could be a Disc Jockey if law enforcement doesn't pan out.

  • @mileyhicks-nk6sw
    @mileyhicks-nk6sw Год назад +75

    As long as your honest and chill with the cops you most likely aren't going to jail lol

    • @jennuhcide59
      @jennuhcide59 Год назад +7

      i wish that was tru

    • @bayedevilakazi6328
      @bayedevilakazi6328 Год назад +5

      Not always true, some cops are just unreasonably paranoid and they become super aggressive

    • @kratomgaming
      @kratomgaming Год назад +1

      false. they use anything and everything you say against you. they dont want to be your friend. they have quotas to meet. you are just a number and scum to them.

    • @Hatemode_NJ
      @Hatemode_NJ Год назад +1

      You'll most likely be charged. They rarely are out to help people. They want to arrest you. They will lie to you. They are not your friend. Plus whether you go to jail or not isn't up to them.

    • @drsnooker1776
      @drsnooker1776 5 месяцев назад

      For mild stuff sure. I would not go around saying “yo come swing by my meth lab later”

  • @CankleCankle
    @CankleCankle 4 года назад +5175

    When the cameraman zoomed in on the random crackhead running through the yard 4:20

    • @CW-fh6xl
      @CW-fh6xl 4 года назад +165

      4:20

    • @alistair3409
      @alistair3409 4 года назад +160

      4:20

    • @Ididyouboth
      @Ididyouboth 4 года назад +106

      Wasn’t even running and no obvious actions that make people assume that’s a crack head

    • @a-a-ron9693
      @a-a-ron9693 4 года назад +343

      Richard Togiatu that’s a crackhead

    • @FroyoAnto
      @FroyoAnto 4 года назад +46

      4:20

  • @ScarySnippet
    @ScarySnippet 4 года назад +1154

    “Ma’am you just blew a 312”.
    “What’s that”?
    “(Laughing) That means you are really intoxicated “...
    I just loved that part.. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tobaccorich
      @tobaccorich 4 года назад +14

      She was great !!!

    • @LICHBKLYN1
      @LICHBKLYN1 4 года назад +52

      @@tobaccorich She funny, thats for sure. Even the cop laughed. Especially after she said "I'm sorry, I don't blow".

    • @simplicity9819
      @simplicity9819 4 года назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @ScarySnippet
      @ScarySnippet 4 года назад +1

      I don't care start watching it at 7:44. This lady is hilarious. But the part is at 10:13.

    • @DMWBN3
      @DMWBN3 4 года назад +10

      "You got anything in your mouth?"
      "Only my tongue 👅"

  • @tinksmcgee3576
    @tinksmcgee3576 4 года назад +4090

    “Front page of Reddit for sure” Got so excited that cops know about reddit, then got really scared.

    • @skittscott
      @skittscott 4 года назад +189

      I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit of mainly officers

    • @asdfasdf7199
      @asdfasdf7199 4 года назад +71

      @@skittscott yup. verified LEOs lol.

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 4 года назад +16

      What a chad

    • @dylansofio6095
      @dylansofio6095 4 года назад +2

      OYeah was ulateat
      Ally look
      Allocation
      Ooo
      Y
      O
      Oooo has come

    • @dylansofio6095
      @dylansofio6095 4 года назад

      OYeah was ulateat
      Ally look
      Allocation
      Ooo
      Y
      O
      Oooo has come

  • @renevanderlinde6221
    @renevanderlinde6221 Год назад +6

    That is such a nice cop,,, kudos to you, for cutting him lose and not letting that guy lose his job,,, legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @michaelbross5687
    @michaelbross5687 4 года назад +3966

    “Can I get a light?”
    “We don’t smoke.”
    “Oh you don’t? you guys are losers.”
    She looks exactly like the kind of person to say that

    • @silkqueen8498
      @silkqueen8498 4 года назад +14

      😂😂 she does tho...

    • @roach264
      @roach264 4 года назад +46

      she gotta make fun of em to feel better

    • @AS-uo9rz
      @AS-uo9rz 4 года назад +52

      Michael Bross don’t hate on her she was my favorite part of the whole video 😭💀

    • @qfromtha858
      @qfromtha858 4 года назад +7

      Call me Papi ong she was funny than a mf imagine bein locked you w her😂😂😂

    • @calebdyer474
      @calebdyer474 4 года назад +13

      It’s like they have enough money to not be in a trailer park and there the losers?

  • @scottthomson3575
    @scottthomson3575 2 года назад +4304

    "Do you have anything in your mouth?"
    "My tongue"
    Gotta love intoxicated people. 😂

    • @Michael-co3sf
      @Michael-co3sf 2 года назад +133

      "Anything other then your tongue"
      I was waiting for her to say my teeth lol

    • @boobookitty1441
      @boobookitty1441 2 года назад +71

      Even with the blur u can still tell she has NO TEETH! 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

    • @artuur3292
      @artuur3292 2 года назад +15

      @@Michael-co3sf "Theet" ? 😖 🤭🤓

    • @quegates5420
      @quegates5420 2 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 года назад +7

      Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

  • @bio6553
    @bio6553 4 года назад +979

    Best line ever “did you just ask me if there was a boozoka in my car”

  • @Demented_Chaos
    @Demented_Chaos 2 года назад +8

    I love the random pan from the active scene at 4:23 to the lady angrily stomping across the green. Camera man getting distracted cuz the police work isn't as interesting as that pocket drama made me chuckle and replay it.

  • @jojobean2309
    @jojobean2309 3 года назад +1902

    "Memes about high people"
    "Front page of Reddit"
    He got Dad jokes

    • @JohnDoe_69
      @JohnDoe_69 3 года назад +71

      So now talking about reddit is a dad joke... something tells me you're not even an adult.

    • @fatface2911
      @fatface2911 3 года назад +26

      @@JohnDoe_69 "will you shut up man"

    • @Gosh0
      @Gosh0 3 года назад +5

      @@JohnDoe_69 Agree.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 года назад +7

      @@JohnDoe_69 I mean its some people like him I’m 13 and I thought it wasn’t i dad joke

    • @Spartan-hu2go
      @Spartan-hu2go 3 года назад +6

      @@JohnDoe_69 jesus why are you taking this so seriously lol

  • @2005alexander
    @2005alexander 4 года назад +1213

    You know it’s getting serious when the officer says *ve-hicle*

  • @fewfriesshort5593
    @fewfriesshort5593 4 года назад +332

    When the cop asks “do me a favour” you know you’re off to jail lol

    • @5thHouseProductions
      @5thHouseProductions 4 года назад +9

      Immediately!!!!

    • @tictacterminator
      @tictacterminator 4 года назад +10

      do me a favor
      and watch your head
      *shuts car door*

    • @YvngQ
      @YvngQ 4 года назад

      @Jim Dandy no thats how they spell it in other countries

    • @YvngQ
      @YvngQ 4 года назад

      @Jim Dandy Americans are the only ones who dont spell it that way

    • @BryonLetterman
      @BryonLetterman 4 года назад

      @@YvngQ the U is not necessary

  • @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901
    @tosinkingfishercheeseburge8901 2 года назад +10

    First cop is an absolute legend FOR being SO
    Chill WITH Those TWO and he was hilarious 😂 Aswell

  • @lillypoo7561
    @lillypoo7561 4 года назад +2579

    Noone:
    Camera man: hey there's a women in the distance, let's zoom in on her.

    • @adrianaheras1291
      @adrianaheras1291 4 года назад +111

      That was random😂😂😂😂

    • @GlowingGirl37
      @GlowingGirl37 4 года назад +10

      when did that happen?? not calling u wrong, i actually didn’t notice

    • @shelbyrust5524
      @shelbyrust5524 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @chloexsoliel
      @chloexsoliel 4 года назад +55

      @@GlowingGirl37 it was during the white ford Mustang stop where he took off and they lost him. Around the 4:20 mark or so somewhere in there

    • @humanentity5890
      @humanentity5890 4 года назад +41

      @@chloexsoliel 4:20 mark huh.... ;)

  • @uslsuspect
    @uslsuspect 4 года назад +696

    “I was texting my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister but she won’t get back to me.”
    Um, that makes sense.

    • @qmelon4263
      @qmelon4263 4 года назад +69

      Isn’t that just his girlfriends dead sister though

    • @morlosloan7488
      @morlosloan7488 4 года назад

      uslsuspect 😂😂😂😂

    • @SODMGFOOTSOLDIER
      @SODMGFOOTSOLDIER 4 года назад +4

      @@qmelon4263 lmao right he was lying probably made some fake as bill of sale lmao

    • @genevahicks8945
      @genevahicks8945 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @saywhat4314
      @saywhat4314 4 года назад +5

      Joker his girlfriends brother could be his half sister and her mom had a kid with another man. Maybe you understand...

  • @NatalieMarie917
    @NatalieMarie917 4 года назад +626

    “It’s my girlfriend’s sister’s brother’s uh..... my sister’s brother’s dead sister”
    ....... “It’s my girlfriend’s brother’s dead sister”
    Who tf does this car belong to??!

    • @abdullahasseir7119
      @abdullahasseir7119 4 года назад +29

      Looool that killed me 😂😂😂

    • @justaplant.
      @justaplant. 4 года назад +31

      SO ITS HIS GIRLFRIENDS DEAD SISTER LIKE WAAAA.

    • @Klove5343
      @Klove5343 4 года назад +1

      😄😄😄😄

    • @zachwatson2824
      @zachwatson2824 4 года назад +4

      I'm definitely lost

    • @bobrussell3602
      @bobrussell3602 4 года назад +3

      Jay RueMars I know a man, who knows a lady, whose friend, knows a woman, who knows some man, whose friend's wife danced with the Prince of Wales.

  • @macnagy5280
    @macnagy5280 2 года назад +83

    If someone says “I didn’t do nothin!”, I think it’s safe to say they definitely committed a crime.

  • @IAMKHARIM
    @IAMKHARIM 4 года назад +515

    Cop: Take 3 steps left...
    Man: *Takes step to the right*
    Cop: Your other left

    • @yazanshalabi492
      @yazanshalabi492 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @SametALTUNSOY
      @SametALTUNSOY 4 года назад +13

      I scrool all the way down here because I knew someone commented this.

    • @KrispykremeChicken
      @KrispykremeChicken 4 года назад

      😂

    • @daily10111
      @daily10111 4 года назад

      @@SametALTUNSOY lol I too paused and went to comments to see a related comment

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 4 года назад +1

      Must happen to the cop a lot..

  • @marfleur4719
    @marfleur4719 4 года назад +401

    “Did you just ask me if i have a bazooka in my car?” LOOOL

    • @dragoninthemoon7719
      @dragoninthemoon7719 4 года назад +10

      I probably would have said the same thing lol like wth

    • @spaghetti9845
      @spaghetti9845 4 года назад +1

      how bout when they ask if they have any 'weapons of mass destruction'

    • @quirkyturtle2625
      @quirkyturtle2625 4 года назад +15

      The officer responding "Yeah, I've seen a bazooka in a car." makes it even better

    • @localterreorist316
      @localterreorist316 4 года назад

      Maria Pacheco wtf??!?

    • @Julia-fv7gy
      @Julia-fv7gy 4 года назад +1

      I’m waiting for them to ask for any nuclear weapons

  • @0hKaethen
    @0hKaethen 2 года назад +16

    Anyone else up at 2 am binge watching these?

  • @flyingtentacle7631
    @flyingtentacle7631 4 года назад +654

    Stoned guy: "I swear, I bought the car from my girlfriend's brother's sister's mother's daughter's brother's dead sister's dead fish."
    Officer: -___-
    *actually turns out to be legit*
    Officer: -_______-

    • @kaebutt5266
      @kaebutt5266 4 года назад +23

      I thought it was for sure going to come back stolen but then he said he had proof of purchase 🤯

    • @jamieoliver9620
      @jamieoliver9620 4 года назад +31

      Wouldnt his girlfriends brothers sister be his girlfriends sister

    • @veroniquejeangille8248
      @veroniquejeangille8248 4 года назад +1

      @@theentity3061 me too ^^

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 4 года назад +1

      lol

    • @giselau5606
      @giselau5606 4 года назад +2

      Orange Juice finally found someone who got it...he said sisters brother and brothers sister repeatedly

  • @wilsonhu5133
    @wilsonhu5133 4 года назад +705

    "Do you have anything that can poke me?"
    "Find out yourself"
    *Snaps on gloves*
    "Alright then"

    • @mikeas0216
      @mikeas0216 4 года назад +39

      "pornhub intro sound"

    • @JEGARAGEOFFICIAL
      @JEGARAGEOFFICIAL 4 года назад +2

      What time is this one?

    • @lindsaylines2112
      @lindsaylines2112 4 года назад +1

      i wanted to like this comment but it was at 420 and i just couldn’t mess that up

  • @tk20channel
    @tk20channel 4 года назад +420

    8:25 - Even with the blurred face, I can still tell she's only got 3 teeth.

    • @jahmakattack
      @jahmakattack 4 года назад +1

      Lmao ahah true

    • @shellygeesey6961
      @shellygeesey6961 4 года назад +16

      My mom said that chick has "summer teeth; summer here, summer there!" LOL!

    • @yvn6in566
      @yvn6in566 4 года назад +1

      5:06

    • @Cat-jq2me
      @Cat-jq2me 4 года назад +1

      tk20 dude your giving her credit for 3 teeth that she doesn't have. 😶

    • @rhiannonsmith9973
      @rhiannonsmith9973 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @papajoel52
    @papajoel52 Год назад +17

    I'm impressed by the skillful, professional way these Green County officers go about their duties. They're courteous yet no-nonsense. Being a native of Missouri myself, I'm proud of my fellow Missourians there on the streets of Springfield. Keep up the good work, guys!

    • @Michael1966W
      @Michael1966W Год назад +2

      Be glad you didn't have to put up with the incompetent DA we had in st louis with Kim Gardner. Thank GOD Andrew Bailey forced her to resign

  • @chloedaly4418
    @chloedaly4418 3 года назад +466

    “Did u just ask me if I had a bazooka in my car”

    • @Axle1007
      @Axle1007 3 года назад

      Pretty much. I was doing doordash, had two orders in the car. Got pulled and car searched. Almost took two hours before they released me. Sorry for the cold food customers. Lol

    • @annhenry3135
      @annhenry3135 3 года назад +2

      @Almost Censored a silly question confuses the small brain of a criminal and can thwart bad intentions. See I helped a small brain.

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 года назад

      @Almost Censored LMAOOO

    • @AshNikkosWife
      @AshNikkosWife 3 года назад

      I would have been just as confused and shocked tbh.

    • @Gaston4760
      @Gaston4760 3 года назад +1

      no sir I have two and a 40 mm grenade launcher in my underpants

  • @mo-hammadabunaser1367
    @mo-hammadabunaser1367 4 года назад +265

    "I was raised on the racetrack, bud"
    Literally can't make a turn without crashing into a curb

    • @issuesexplained681
      @issuesexplained681 4 года назад +8

      Mo-hammad Abunaser, haha yeah I was laughing. And he really thought he would outrun the cops in his 80’s Toyota truck? 😂

    • @karenjohnson3300
      @karenjohnson3300 4 года назад +1

      He meant a bumper car racetrack

    • @Defaultlol
      @Defaultlol 4 года назад

      its ok he only knows left turns

    • @fredk6992
      @fredk6992 4 года назад +1

      He was just using all the track available

  • @ahsokatanosloveinterest
    @ahsokatanosloveinterest 4 года назад +407

    "I texted and texted her about it and she won't get back to me"
    Well, she's dead, so.

    • @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight
      @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 4 года назад +8

      that part got me lol

    • @liveyourbestlife756
      @liveyourbestlife756 4 года назад +10

      What about "it was my girlfriend's little brother's dead sister?" Now either it was his half-sister, or it's his girlfriend's little sister as will as his.. correct? Dude fumbling over his words... Gahhh!

    • @V3rnSqwd5611
      @V3rnSqwd5611 4 года назад

      DixieFishin With Charles Adderhold so goddam confusing but it must be a half sister so not also the brothers sister

  • @falkhammermuller9342
    @falkhammermuller9342 Год назад +1

    17:06 ... the control of the situations and all the commands were on point. That was awesome.

  • @dtimbs84
    @dtimbs84 4 года назад +532

    "Ok, I'm gonna be honest with you..."
    Proceeds to continue to lie

  • @chadallan6415
    @chadallan6415 3 года назад +828

    That cop handled that weed stop perfectly. These r the kinds of cops we need.

    • @rivkacampbell677
      @rivkacampbell677 3 года назад +3

      True & bless

    • @Bloxenbie
      @Bloxenbie 2 года назад +4

      It’s the cops we already have except for some

    • @ahno7573
      @ahno7573 2 года назад +21

      Nah he had his thumbs ON the scale that was not 8 gs 😂

    • @conchaelizabeth
      @conchaelizabeth 2 года назад

      fr

    • @neonleon7617
      @neonleon7617 2 года назад

      Indeed, that's just what I thought.

  • @diablocls55
    @diablocls55 4 года назад +345

    Cop: "it's a white cobra mustang"
    Dispatch: "oh well then he gone 🤣"

    • @2ndgencadi189
      @2ndgencadi189 4 года назад +15

      Cameron Peralta Dude that was brutal man the cobra sounds so good I love the cobras man but when he was about to get pulled out of the car the man started the car and dump the clutch LMFAO guy Was gone

    • @robertgraham5486
      @robertgraham5486 4 года назад +2

      She gone

  • @Bank4Hunnid
    @Bank4Hunnid Год назад +1

    5:50 it’s a white ford Cobra. Brought back so many Need For Speed Hot Pursuit memories.

  • @Mercmad
    @Mercmad 4 года назад +948

    "do you have anything in your mouth"
    "My Tongue"
    "and nothing else?"
    "No,not even teeth".

  • @chancerueffer6256
    @chancerueffer6256 3 года назад +593

    "I dont think losing your job is what you need right now." Give this dude a raise

    • @boingobadger9846
      @boingobadger9846 3 года назад +23

      @hey hai When you call people stupid and fail to realize the plural form of sheep is sheep.

    • @decodahall2447
      @decodahall2447 3 года назад +2

      @hey hai i hope you're enjoying our TV show...

    • @mrtfisher18
      @mrtfisher18 3 года назад

      @hey hai what the media told him to say? But he didn't arrest him.... soooo

    • @lorenzoluongo6372
      @lorenzoluongo6372 3 года назад +1

      @@boingobadger9846 drop the mic

    • @laurels2004
      @laurels2004 3 года назад +2

      @@boingobadger9846 All I have to say is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  • @nope7391
    @nope7391 4 года назад +797

    The officers checking the woman’s alcohol lvl probably just wanted to see how high it was lmao

    • @doortech8227
      @doortech8227 4 года назад +62

      😂😂 she's 4x over the legal driving limit! She's trailer park gangster!😂😂 calling the cops losers because they DON'T smoke? She's out to lunch!

    • @otsoto8088
      @otsoto8088 4 года назад +25

      lmao "You blew a 3-1-2, That means you're really drunk!" - Officer telling her as if she doesnt know

    • @gabrielbrown2872
      @gabrielbrown2872 4 года назад +1

      Nope exactly what I thought haha

    • @ilostwaldo
      @ilostwaldo 4 года назад +1

      But she only poked him!!! 😆

    • @ChadH17
      @ChadH17 4 года назад +9

      roles reversed, he goin to jail for sure. No proof needed.

  • @tylerburris197
    @tylerburris197 2 года назад +2

    “Your mad at him so you poked him” annoyed face has me dead 🤣🤣

  • @sillyotter9047
    @sillyotter9047 4 года назад +2835

    Moral of the story: Just do your drugs at home.

  • @DreamwalkerFilms
    @DreamwalkerFilms 4 года назад +658

    4:23 cameraman isn't satisfied with just one crazy, he's gotta be zooming in on some unrelated crackhead in the background lol

  • @jimjones395
    @jimjones395 2 года назад +836

    Need more cops like that last guy. "Losing his job is not what he needs right now" kudos to you sir.

    • @frosstchild
      @frosstchild 2 года назад +10

      yea we do thats exactly the type of cop officers should aspire to be

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 2 года назад +6

      @@frosstchild most are to be fair

    • @KillerJokeGp
      @KillerJokeGp 2 года назад +6

      More like cooperative suspects, I mean, the cop said it "he's been cooperative, Imma gonna cut him loose" if he resisted or ran away he would be in jail and the car impounded. If you made a mistake and got caught, just take ownership of your mistake and cooperate.

    • @timsexton
      @timsexton 2 года назад

      Yep, this same type of thing happened to me about 20 years ago. If you look them in the eye and explain it clearly, oftentimes you will avoid unnecessary headache & fines. Especially, if you're not in possession of CDS.
      *_TRUST !!_*

    • @wok7152
      @wok7152 2 года назад

      even let him keep his car w:,)

  • @DiLive_
    @DiLive_ Год назад +1

    13:20 - This is legendary
    Cop: Count out loud: One thousand one.. One thousand two..
    Guy: one one thousand, Two one thousand..

  • @Mdel613
    @Mdel613 4 года назад +480

    “If you were raised on the racetrack, boy you better stay off it, you can’t drive” 💯😂😂😂😂

    • @crabmaster3338
      @crabmaster3338 4 года назад +2

      69 likes!

    • @mustangphil302
      @mustangphil302 4 года назад +12

      That cop didn't do much better. Had two chances to stop him, at very low speeds, with no pedestrians around, very minimal risk, and completely failed to do so.

    • @tiredofthebullshit
      @tiredofthebullshit 4 года назад +3

      mustangphil302 I’d like to see you try.

    • @joshuamanwell5514
      @joshuamanwell5514 4 года назад +11

      mustangphil302 we got a backseat cop over here

    • @RByrne
      @RByrne 4 года назад +5

      @@mustangphil302
      They generally need permission to do things like that.

  • @steffanieboyd6170
    @steffanieboyd6170 4 года назад +370

    I'm always afriad of being pulled over for a field sobriety test because I dont drink or smoke and drive but I'm so clumsy I'd never be able to balance on the line 😂

    • @kylie4468
      @kylie4468 4 года назад +10

      baked potato i was thinking the same thing lmao

    • @steffanieboyd6170
      @steffanieboyd6170 4 года назад +38

      @@kylie4468 thank goodness they blood test once you get back to the station. It would be so embarrassing though to get arrested for them to find out your just a clutz. I imagine the whole station laughing as they released me

    • @coenogo
      @coenogo 4 года назад +11

      That’s what I don’t get. Here in the Netherlands, most/all cops (as far as I know) carry breathalyzers with them to do tests. Why go through the hassle of a field sobriety test?

    • @artistoblivion
      @artistoblivion 4 года назад +15

      @@coenogo Because breathalyzers are unreliable, expensive, and only measure alcohol.

    • @bspitko
      @bspitko 4 года назад +13

      @@coenogo Because he was charged with drugged driving not drunk driving.
      As of right now there's no test for weed or pills. These "Trained Sobriety Officers" can identify symptoms of drugged driving by administering impossible tests.

  • @robincasey1700
    @robincasey1700 2 года назад +3

    That was the chillest trailer park police interaction i have ever seen lol

  • @imingoz
    @imingoz 3 года назад +1396

    "you looked like one of those reddit memes, if i had a camera..."
    cameraman - am i a joke to you?

    • @TheCdubwilly
      @TheCdubwilly 3 года назад +10

      his face was blurred

    • @BASTARDIZE22
      @BASTARDIZE22 3 года назад +11

      I think he was wanting to show the person what he looked like

    • @grandgaming_5483
      @grandgaming_5483 3 года назад +4

      Lmao that’s true

    • @LincolnLagger
      @LincolnLagger 3 года назад +1

      Yes he's a joke because they blurr the faces

    • @luckylucifer
      @luckylucifer 3 года назад +5

      Cameraman be like: tf does this thing I’m holding look like 🙄🙄

  • @kaylieveritt7422
    @kaylieveritt7422 3 года назад +539

    “3 steps to your left”
    *walks right*
    “Your other left”
    😂

    • @Mustafaahmed91
      @Mustafaahmed91 3 года назад +7

      When he turn right instead of left, the cops know he’s drunk.

  • @AwesomeShotStudios
    @AwesomeShotStudios 4 года назад +324

    Blowing a .312 and she's still semi-coherent? RIP liver.

    • @JeffDeWitt
      @JeffDeWitt 4 года назад +68

      Likely she's a real alcoholic, they have an amazingly high tolerance for alcohol.

    • @lumsdelj
      @lumsdelj 4 года назад +2

      @asianagainstviolin this is why we cant have nice things ;)

    • @samdolan09
      @samdolan09 4 года назад +1

      Right? She definitely has some nodules

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 года назад +1

      and still awake.

    • @matthewthacker3683
      @matthewthacker3683 4 года назад +4

      the cop probably looked at the reading twice and went wtf

  • @mwain91
    @mwain91 Год назад +1

    >Trailer Park
    >Domestic Assault
    >Missouri
    Everything checks out here

  • @silkqueen8498
    @silkqueen8498 4 года назад +374

    The cop said "If you park over here... You're either smoking or poking" 😂😂😂I'm 💀 either way

  • @jimmy22334
    @jimmy22334 4 года назад +153

    Just wanna shout out all the first responders who are working around the clock to keep us safe during this quarantine. God bless y’all.

    • @___________________191
      @___________________191 4 года назад

      p4ul 1023 yes

    • @GrannyJB
      @GrannyJB 4 года назад +1

      p4ul 1023 how many of you are quarantined? Most of us aren’t

    • @coleenhudson8924
      @coleenhudson8924 4 года назад

      ♥️🎈♥️ FROM FLORIDA.

    • @coleenhudson8924
      @coleenhudson8924 4 года назад

      @@GrannyJB Florida is going into quarantine tomorrow.

    • @Jason-oq8by
      @Jason-oq8by 4 года назад

      p4ul 1023 thank you for your support

  • @jamie8032
    @jamie8032 3 года назад +440

    "Bazookas anything like that in your car?"
    That cop was just bored and threw that in because why not.

    • @thespiderking3247
      @thespiderking3247 3 года назад +31

      Did you just ask me if a bazooka was in my car

    • @sniperwolfwolf473
      @sniperwolfwolf473 3 года назад +16

      I've heard them ask that alot on different cop shows

    • @kperson4560
      @kperson4560 3 года назад +15

      It's a test. If the suspect is serious when they say no it means they're trying to hide something

    • @yagamijubei28
      @yagamijubei28 3 года назад +6

      Well if the vehicle smelled like bazooka joe gum he gotta ask.

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 3 года назад +3

      lol I love the lit up Walmart sign behind that cop as he talks, classic

  • @kennethfranco3330
    @kennethfranco3330 Год назад +4

    At 18:11
    Office:what in the world?!
    Guy in custody:said your right
    Officer: i know im right i wasnt asking
    Guy in custody:but you did ask me 🤔🤔
    I woulda been confused af 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mantasna7025
    @mantasna7025 3 года назад +2005

    nobody is mentioning how this cop talks about memes and the front page of reddit at 2:19 lmao legend

    • @dykishandfriends
      @dykishandfriends 3 года назад +99

      Came here just to find this comment, seems like a chill dude

    • @goblinoide
      @goblinoide 3 года назад +139

      He is le epic redditor, take my gold kind stranger!

    • @britishbeef4890
      @britishbeef4890 3 года назад +3

      @@goblinoide lmao

    • @kevinyount1653
      @kevinyount1653 3 года назад +6

      He's a good one

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 3 года назад +16

      @tkg *N O*

  • @teacat55
    @teacat55 4 года назад +555

    “Got any guns, knives, weapons,... drugs..... bazookas... anything like that in the car?”
    “No. Wait. Did you just ask if I had a bazooka?”

    • @mikelarry4200
      @mikelarry4200 4 года назад +11

      He had to clarify that

    • @mevans8508
      @mevans8508 4 года назад +21

      Tim has always had a silly sense of humor like that! He is actually a pretty good guy!

    • @Annabel-eh4fe
      @Annabel-eh4fe 4 года назад +9

      No. I have a kazoo

    • @Raymo2u
      @Raymo2u 4 года назад +3

      Its Missouri, a state that respects 2A in how it was intended to be.

    • @nathanielmatthew9555
      @nathanielmatthew9555 4 года назад +4

      "Because I do have me one of those"

  • @itsmeCorey
    @itsmeCorey 3 года назад +1480

    I fully believe that they called the cops because they needed a lighter lmao

    • @palladium607
      @palladium607 3 года назад +24

      Lmaooooooooooo yes

    • @simminglybeautiful8465
      @simminglybeautiful8465 3 года назад +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 she said you guys are losers

    • @ty2fried
      @ty2fried 3 года назад +16

      yeo fr like there was no need for all that, he was chillin with his girl.

    • @TanakaMatsumoto
      @TanakaMatsumoto 3 года назад +11

      I was looking for this comment... lol I thought the same thing... Both of them asking multiple times for a lighter....

    • @VirgoCali89
      @VirgoCali89 3 года назад +3

      Right 🤣😆

  • @javiergonzalez4283
    @javiergonzalez4283 Год назад +5

    That guy in the white mustang somehow managed to turn it back on while the cop was sitting on him is a legend😂 that’s commitment

  • @Ayeitswillma321
    @Ayeitswillma321 4 года назад +526

    “People are poking or smoking around this area.” 🤣

    • @BrandMalone24
      @BrandMalone24 4 года назад +41

      My man was tryina get to do both before the fuzz killed the mood haha

    • @albedox6428
      @albedox6428 4 года назад +27

      Woman: You got a lighter?
      Cop: Nope
      Her: You guys are *losers*

    • @12345kraven
      @12345kraven 4 года назад +5

      That foo really had the McDonalds worker hat on

    • @tinicoleofficial
      @tinicoleofficial 4 года назад

      SpoilerGlitch 😂😂😂

    • @tud5200
      @tud5200 4 года назад +1

      Poking refers to poking a needle in your arm. Heroin and such.

  • @Selfg12
    @Selfg12 4 года назад +448

    "You just ask me if there was a bazooka in my car?"
    "Yeah."
    If he asks... there's a reason for it.

    • @mzywica
      @mzywica 4 года назад +11

      He could have been like me, thinking a bazooka is one of those party blow horn things.... lol

    • @noodleboop6093
      @noodleboop6093 4 года назад +2

      I can just imagine finding a bazooka “do you have a license... what am I saying you are going to jail.”

    • @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx
      @h_o_m_i_and_his_180sx 4 года назад +1

      Well I always keep a bazooka in my car so it was a valid question

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 4 года назад +2

      cops ask the "got any thing in your car like knives guns yadda yadda" and end with "dead hookers or bazookas" or something crazy like that to see if you are paying attention and gauge you reaction. that kid totally failed he was suppose to laugh not get offended

    • @ConnieVC1066
      @ConnieVC1066 4 года назад +1

      Marinette Agreste That’s a kazoo. 😊 I thought maybe the cop wanted bubble gum. 😉

  • @user-rv9sg4zw5q
    @user-rv9sg4zw5q 3 года назад +964

    “You wanna press charges on her?”
    “Will she go to jail?”
    “Yeah…”
    This is literally off the office lmfao

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 3 года назад +51

      when he said nah she's got a job that was hilarious to me lol

    • @JordanSmith-sc8zr
      @JordanSmith-sc8zr 3 года назад +6

      Remind me of Letterkenny too

    • @bhinovert
      @bhinovert 3 года назад +9

      “it was me, i did it” “sir you could just not say anything next time”

    • @ashtonwhite5756
      @ashtonwhite5756 3 года назад +5

      Bruh my exact thought that’s actually crazy

    • @nonplayable2660
      @nonplayable2660 2 года назад

      first cop has never SEEN crime. what a loser.

  • @eric_kohler
    @eric_kohler Год назад

    “Someone’s either smoking or poking” lol! That cop in the first video is awesome.

  • @isatheone
    @isatheone 4 года назад +276

    "TAKE 3 STEPS TO YOUR LEFT"
    *steps right*
    "YOUR OTHER LEFT"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @pacluv
      @pacluv 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @neems_crassidy
    @neems_crassidy 2 года назад +2203

    she blew a 0.312! and was alert enough to converse, and make jokes, just barely slurring her speech, if at all. legendary!

    • @necromancer6558
      @necromancer6558 2 года назад +143

      A true jedi of her craft..

    • @francoisassatlien8642
      @francoisassatlien8642 2 года назад +274

      That's someone who's dying. With alcoholism that severe they're not going to have a functioning liver much longer.

    • @jvc8947
      @jvc8947 2 года назад +163

      Nope. Just an alcoholic. Daily, heavy drinkers can do this.

    • @xXxXkuramaxXx
      @xXxXkuramaxXx 2 года назад +47

      I want to be like her when I grow up.

    • @jacobcox4565
      @jacobcox4565 2 года назад

      @@xXxXkuramaxXx Do you have a liver and kidney transplant on your bucket list?

  • @SARDiverDave
    @SARDiverDave 3 года назад +933

    "Do you have anything in your mouth?"
    "My tongue."
    No teeth, though.

  • @DalesDubs
    @DalesDubs Год назад +1

    The officer reading 0.312 on the breathalyzer is just like "...How are you alive right now?"

  • @damaedge
    @damaedge 3 года назад +890

    "Do you have anything illegal or any drugs on you?"
    "No, not on me."

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman 3 года назад +39

      He didn't lie though... 😂

    • @TBonerton
      @TBonerton 3 года назад +3

      This is the best answer to give. Half the time they have no grounds for search and you can get out of it pretty easily.
      Most of the time though, they're too high to know their rights hahaha... been there myself.

    • @danielcrews4546
      @danielcrews4546 3 года назад +3

      As soon as he said it I was like "bruh..." 😂

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 3 года назад

      that first cop kinda talks like Mr. Mackey

    • @ant-rod2881
      @ant-rod2881 3 года назад

      Lmfao

  • @kileybrannon7436
    @kileybrannon7436 4 года назад +809

    "don't smoke marijuana in missouri" bro how do you think we cope with living in missouri

    • @lel3450
      @lel3450 4 года назад +3

      Kiley Brannon what’s so bad about Missouri?

    • @casenjones826
      @casenjones826 4 года назад +123

      Put me out of my Missouri

    • @cody481
      @cody481 4 года назад +17

      @@lel3450
      Missouri is actually a great place unless you have a history of bad life choices

    • @lel3450
      @lel3450 4 года назад +8

      cody481 i mean anywhere is a hellhole you have to find what’s free and fun anywhere I live in LA there are places but no money. There struggles everywhere all that matters is your attitude.

    • @nunyabuisness7552
      @nunyabuisness7552 4 года назад +5

      Then leave. In fact, try moving to a country that has laws and politics you prefer.

  • @jabathecoyote
    @jabathecoyote 4 года назад +233

    *"if you were raised on the racetrack, you better stay off of it, cause you can't drive"*
    That was such a good roast it should count as police brutality

    • @calibratedindigo1338
      @calibratedindigo1338 4 года назад +4

      Jabá The Coyote lol

    • @mouaxiong8618
      @mouaxiong8618 4 года назад +13

      I blame the fat lady for ruining the power to weight ratio and weight distribution while drifting.

  • @medicPerm
    @medicPerm Год назад +3

    11:17 Deputy Hannson should be a radio DJ, that voice "Playing Missouris greatest hits"

  • @YoshiEaterX
    @YoshiEaterX 2 года назад +2503

    The weed infraction is just so, heart warming. Yeah we're not gonna let this guy lose his job, he's gonna be in in the next twenty minutes, we'll give him a court date and tell him to update his registration. Class act.

    • @mysticove9697
      @mysticove9697 2 года назад +65

      The kid: *casually picks up the joint from the seat*

    • @melanie4926
      @melanie4926 2 года назад +21

      The first officer was funny

    • @nadapenny8592
      @nadapenny8592 2 года назад +69

      Cops in my town are like this nowadays. The change in general attitude and priorities has lowered violent crime in my neighborhood by about 70% over the last 10 years. They're also all trained in domestic conflict resolution and suicide response, idk the figures for domestics, but suicide in the entire (military) area is down like 30-something%.

    • @brizzlefarmizzle
      @brizzlefarmizzle 2 года назад +8

      That kid was too high to be driving.

    • @vanquishable7844
      @vanquishable7844 2 года назад +15

      He should have been charged for a DUI if he was driving while high