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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2019
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  • @Rlogsdon100
    @Rlogsdon100 4 года назад +16448

    Serving yourself when the bartender is on a smoke break and swapping out paper towels yourself...... it's eerily accurate

    • @miked1765
      @miked1765 4 года назад +378

      Changing the empty kegs was worth a pitcher of draft.

    • @knocknevis7390
      @knocknevis7390 4 года назад +40

      @@miked1765 absolutely

    • @laresident7692
      @laresident7692 4 года назад +91

      Hahahaha wtf where are you guys from?

    • @knocknevis7390
      @knocknevis7390 4 года назад +90

      @@laresident7692 Texas. Pottsboro, to be exact.

    • @Rlogsdon100
      @Rlogsdon100 4 года назад +102

      @@laresident7692 a small town in Illinois

  • @RetailRipper
    @RetailRipper 4 года назад +3954

    .....and then those same guys are still there 20 yrs later

    • @RetailRipper
      @RetailRipper 4 года назад +35

      🌟HAWG! Thanks for serving

    • @mpthorvonericksen
      @mpthorvonericksen 4 года назад +49

      Consistency is key

    • @chillestplays4034
      @chillestplays4034 4 года назад +154

      Hey man, it beats 20 years of drinking alone

    • @mjv40
      @mjv40 4 года назад +23

      RetroJared not anything wrong with it if you don’t think there’s anything wrong with it ya know what I’m sayin?

    • @frederickschulze8014
      @frederickschulze8014 4 года назад +42

      @Bill Anderson Yeah, but then again.... lot's of people out there aren't content with simple existences and they end up living them. Might as well be content with your life.

  • @mouthwash8182
    @mouthwash8182 2 года назад +5096

    From Kansas, 100% accurate. We had a regular that had been going there everyday for 11 years. In that time he’s only missed a handful of days (funerals/hospital etc). They made a button on the POS system for him, so that anytime prices went up, his drink stayed the same price from 11 years ago.

    • @jimothy4711
      @jimothy4711 2 года назад +98

      What part of Kansas? I’m a kck native myself

    • @ryankendrick568
      @ryankendrick568 2 года назад +31

      @@jimothy4711 from the dotte I see

    • @jimothy4711
      @jimothy4711 2 года назад +16

      @@ryankendrick568 and damn proud of it

    • @ryankendrick568
      @ryankendrick568 2 года назад +12

      @@jimothy4711 most my family from there. I live down in paola

    • @jimothy4711
      @jimothy4711 2 года назад +7

      @Ryan Kendrick how’d you know I was from the Dotte?

  • @sleepshouter5017
    @sleepshouter5017 Год назад +482

    The bar dog was spot on. It’s always just wandering around letting everyone pet it and give it food.

    • @slydEvil35
      @slydEvil35 Год назад +15

      For sure. And the dog is so used to human affection it just leaves in the middle of you petting it and you feel rejected lol.

    • @user-dc5jf6ms5e
      @user-dc5jf6ms5e Месяц назад +1

      Everything is better with a dog.

    • @azurephoenix9546
      @azurephoenix9546 46 минут назад

      Absolutely. Ours was a st Bernard (I think) who laid across the threshold. His name was "Bouncer" 😂

  • @Ceteme8
    @Ceteme8 4 года назад +6043

    I can legit imagine this guy being an actual movie actor.

    • @Rocket-tk5uk
      @Rocket-tk5uk 4 года назад +83

      Michael Rudy but he isn’t acting...

    • @M311Y
      @M311Y 4 года назад +66

      They need to do a comedy-parody of the Fargo movie.

    • @TheDdaavviiddrr
      @TheDdaavviiddrr 4 года назад +2

      @@M311Y I'd love it

    • @mso1ps4
      @mso1ps4 4 года назад +3

      He kind of looks like Jimmi Simpson from some angles

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 4 года назад +2

      Which one?

  • @Bluzigo
    @Bluzigo 3 года назад +2967

    I’m so Midwestern that I barely notice the punchlines

    • @Bluzigo
      @Bluzigo 3 года назад +11

      @Brad Friday hahaha that’s a great idea

    • @LP-ow3kd
      @LP-ow3kd 3 года назад +2

      Same. 😂

    • @Diego-hr4yj
      @Diego-hr4yj 3 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @rhebbhulett
      @rhebbhulett 3 года назад +39

      For real, realizing now I was supposed to laugh. Not that it wasn’t funny, but it was more just like, “Yep, that checks. Yep, yep, that too.”

    • @Bluzigo
      @Bluzigo 3 года назад +1

      @@rhebbhulett exactly

  • @josephkleese5597
    @josephkleese5597 3 года назад +1605

    As a Wisconsinite, this is as calming as sleeping through a rainy night

    • @TheDragonfanger
      @TheDragonfanger 2 года назад +11

      its scary accurate

    • @RJ1999x
      @RJ1999x 2 года назад +13

      Wisconsin 👍

    • @punaheleboy
      @punaheleboy 2 года назад +8

      The murmur of bar talk as you sleep.

    • @timmyers5539
      @timmyers5539 2 года назад +1

      Sconnie

    • @barbmcelderry9164
      @barbmcelderry9164 Год назад

      You should try sleeping in the back seat of the old, beat up car, at sunset.
      That’s even more calming then the two-

  • @joshsawicki6364
    @joshsawicki6364 2 года назад +1283

    Funniest line… “whoa we had 15 beers here, I don’t think I have 22 bucks on me” 😂😂

    • @Simplefng
      @Simplefng 2 года назад +55

      If only. 3 beers run me 22 bucks.
      Brewery and tap houses are where its at. Bars suck.

    • @tommyguhnn9633
      @tommyguhnn9633 2 года назад +118

      @@Simplefng you’re one of those

    • @Borals
      @Borals 2 года назад +122

      @@Simplefng beer people are worse than weed people

    • @notbeingcensored9039
      @notbeingcensored9039 2 года назад +43

      @@Simplefng Small town bar I go to has bud lights for 1.50 lol

    • @Simplefng
      @Simplefng 2 года назад +6

      @@Borals haha. I'm both a pot head but I don't have a preferred beer maker.
      Just no IPA please

  • @Desto54
    @Desto54 4 года назад +3237

    Him offering to grab another pizza at home killed me 😂😂

    • @spipsdew6157
      @spipsdew6157 4 года назад +9

      you have 1k likes and no replies

    • @mattcanfield6384
      @mattcanfield6384 3 года назад +68

      Any bar not offering frozen pizzas should be boycotted

    • @midwestbd7144
      @midwestbd7144 3 года назад +10

      @@Carl_McMelvin so literally 95% of small town bars in WI 😂

    • @dmoneywise
      @dmoneywise 3 года назад +1

      @@Carl_McMelvin ok city boy

    • @estevanorozco3954
      @estevanorozco3954 3 года назад +4

      @@Carl_McMelvin that's what pizza parlors are for. I wouldn't trust a pizza made at a bar. That's like eating the peanuts

  • @Jessyca283
    @Jessyca283 4 года назад +5810

    I worked at a small town bar in Northwest Minnesota and this is EXACTLY how it is! 100%

    • @thesoiney24
      @thesoiney24 4 года назад +38

      Where at, that's where I live

    • @Jessyca283
      @Jessyca283 4 года назад +46

      @@thesoiney24 The Wheel in Middle River

    • @thesoiney24
      @thesoiney24 4 года назад +27

      @@Jessyca283 haha yea lots of bars like that around here

    • @annetteemma6585
      @annetteemma6585 4 года назад +50

      I’m from the Iron Range and this is exactly how it is lmao

    • @minn_guy4217
      @minn_guy4217 4 года назад +46

      Ayyy NW Minnesota gang

  • @MrZoomah
    @MrZoomah 3 года назад +747

    Coming from small town Australia, when I went to the USA for a year I was feeling homesick. I wandered around looking for the right bar. How did I choose it? I looked for the one with a dog in it. 100% like home.

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 2 года назад +3

      What part of the US did you go to?

    • @tybradshaw6115
      @tybradshaw6115 2 года назад +10

      If you don't have a bluey or kelpie running around in the pub you're too close to the city.

    • @davidfuller764
      @davidfuller764 Год назад

      I approve this message

    • @seancostello4158
      @seancostello4158 Год назад +1

      doggo's make everything better

    • @artseger6891
      @artseger6891 4 месяца назад

      Yup, old yeller keeps the riff raff out, or under control.

  • @peterrhines1516
    @peterrhines1516 3 года назад +146

    The exaggerated groans and moans while sitting down, spot on.

    • @docd2295
      @docd2295 2 года назад +4

      Belt loops straining

    • @johnjames945
      @johnjames945 2 года назад +1

      @@docd2295 nah that's just u dude 😂

  • @omenncs
    @omenncs 4 года назад +3421

    -15 beers
    "I don't think i have 22 bucks on me right now"

  • @mindfullydissociated
    @mindfullydissociated 4 года назад +2295

    Homemade jerky out of the coat is sooo accurate from Michigan

    • @apallok54
      @apallok54 4 года назад +27

      Ohio too lol

    • @JTGolf989
      @JTGolf989 4 года назад +74

      From michigan, i make jerky, and I have a carhartt that I've def handed jerky out of at the bar. I was tagged in this video on Facebook multiple times 😂😂

    • @mindfullydissociated
      @mindfullydissociated 4 года назад +17

      you betch yer ass I’m eating it without question, tho. best jerky I’ve ever had

    • @Mantorok
      @Mantorok 4 года назад +1

      @@Grosbolt We don't have jerky in Sweden.

    • @maximilianjack1764
      @maximilianjack1764 4 года назад

      @@Mantorok yes we do...

  • @kubel83
    @kubel83 Год назад +77

    I’m from Denmark and we have a small town local bar like that. Everyone knows everybody. And if we haven’t seen one of the locals for a few days we call if he/she is alright.
    Every person comes in at different times of the day.
    We help the bar owner whenever she needs help. Refilling the cooler etc or if it is something heavy, she always repays with a round even though she doesn’t have to, but it is her way to say thank you for the help. If she needs to leave for 5 min she always tells us to take care of the bar until she gets back, which we then do. We know how to operate the cashier.
    I love that little place. It is my free space where friends meet and come together.
    God bless that little place and every people there.

    • @shanechostetler9997
      @shanechostetler9997 Год назад

      Where in Denmark! I’d go there!

    • @kubel83
      @kubel83 Год назад +2

      @@shanechostetler9997 it is called Cafeen. In a small town called Ansager.

    • @Sikke_Kok
      @Sikke_Kok Год назад +2

      God bless? Wait, there are still Danish people who believe in God?

    • @kubel83
      @kubel83 Год назад +1

      @@Sikke_Kok sure why not.
      I’m not one of them though.

  • @JapanFloor
    @JapanFloor 3 года назад +253

    Spent a week in a small ass town, and this was spot fucking on. I legit changed the paper towels, had a wood token, bartender was a friend and let me get a beer on her smoke break and got yelled at for using a cue that was claimed. Well done guys.

    • @jenniferbaldini3527
      @jenniferbaldini3527 2 года назад +5

      What were the wooden tokens for? I'm a Pittsburgh 'yinzer' and have never seen tokens.

    • @JapanFloor
      @JapanFloor 2 года назад +4

      @@jenniferbaldini3527 it's basically a free beer. Never saw those before around my water hole.

    • @jenniferbaldini3527
      @jenniferbaldini3527 2 года назад +5

      @@JapanFloor Thank you for that info! I've never seen them either, but they sound like a great idea!

    • @JapanFloor
      @JapanFloor 2 года назад +2

      @@jenniferbaldini3527 no problem! I would use mini bananas made of metal. And it would be a whistle.

    • @jenniferbaldini3527
      @jenniferbaldini3527 2 года назад +1

      Being from the 'Burgh, and the home of the original H.J. Heinz 'pickle plant' or 'Heinzes' as its known, I see your banana whistles (excellent idea), and RAISE you Heinz green pickle pins 🥒🥒. Definitely on every yinzer's wish list!

  • @AJ-xc4nm
    @AJ-xc4nm 4 года назад +1889

    Calling the bar dog is really accurate, so is serving yourself.

    • @Spoons7414
      @Spoons7414 4 года назад +17

      AJ Bigfoot
      Can you guys stop giving Tank the Slim Jim’s? Also, I don’t think dogs are supposed to eat popcorn!

    • @AJ-xc4nm
      @AJ-xc4nm 4 года назад +32

      @TheKitkat825 Usually most establishments that serve food and drink prohibit dogs from entering. But really small not regulated by the goverment places dont give a fuck and have dogs all over the place.

    • @Doofens
      @Doofens 4 года назад

      @@AJ-xc4nm what you mean not regulated by the government?

    • @AJ-xc4nm
      @AJ-xc4nm 4 года назад +19

      @@Doofens FDA Guidelines and stuff like that. If its a bar in a small enough town likely the government doesn't even know it exists and doesn't even know you are serving people food.

    • @standupbroad6648
      @standupbroad6648 4 года назад +7

      "That's my seat" entitles you to haul out the dead bottles, empty the ashtrays and put the chairs & stools up at closing.

  • @l.f.bittaker.6182
    @l.f.bittaker.6182 3 года назад +1844

    I used to own a bar in a small town in the northern parts of Sweden. I could literally leave the bar for an hour, and when I came back the beer was gone and my cash register was full of cash. Sometimes I came back and by regulars was busy sweeping the floor. No dog though, but there was a big black stray cat that decided to move in. He had his own spot on a table in a corner. Good ol' times :)

    • @jameshart4503
      @jameshart4503 Год назад +102

      Please write a book

    • @vladokingsley297
      @vladokingsley297 Год назад +30

      Liar you never owned a bar and this scenario never happened

    • @007Hutchings
      @007Hutchings Год назад +25

      You don’t sound like you lived in Sweden and you drive for Wal-Mart for a living so you can understand why I am having a hard time believing you.

    • @Mr_Boyer
      @Mr_Boyer Год назад +23

      @@007Hutchings Those are someone else's video on a playlist. They could be telling the truth, but who knows.

    • @lot2196
      @lot2196 Год назад +2

      Cool story.

  • @robertblackburn752
    @robertblackburn752 Год назад +25

    Respecting yet gently teasing, the guy in the corner who prefers to drink alone. This was just heartwarming. There are still pubs in remote parts of Britain where guys hang out and behave in exactly the same way. God bless the beer god bless us normal folks.. Cheers!

  • @danmyers1080
    @danmyers1080 3 года назад +466

    *pulls jerky out of coat*
    Me as a Wisconsinite: If you haven’t been offered homemade jerky out of a coat, you’re not from Wisconsin.

    • @edgarkalwait446
      @edgarkalwait446 3 года назад +4

      @@moedereendmoedereend7935 sure you can, almost at every gas station. Its just expensive as hell. So i catually do some myself as well. The best thing is, you can choose the seasoning and the "dryness grade" you like.....and its aint that hard to make either.

    • @edgarkalwait446
      @edgarkalwait446 3 года назад

      @@moedereendmoedereend7935 So where do you live? In germany you can, as you can buy it in a supermarket, amazon and so on....and germany is in europe (as of my knowledge)

    • @kored8688
      @kored8688 2 года назад +1

      @@moedereendmoedereend7935 Easy to find in Sweden as well.

    • @MaanGeraats
      @MaanGeraats 2 года назад

      @@moedereendmoedereend7935 wel kan je gewoon kopen maatje

    • @TheBarser
      @TheBarser 2 года назад +1

      @@moedereendmoedereend7935 You can get beef jerkey everywhere in northern europe. I mean not that many people eat it, but you can get it everywhere these days.

  • @breggden
    @breggden 4 года назад +756

    "I think that extra hour is worth it"
    "I'm gonna say you're right"
    LMAO

    • @rgreen2318
      @rgreen2318 2 года назад +8

      Something about the I'm gonna say you're right got me too and I don't know why lol

  • @Semiam1
    @Semiam1 4 года назад +1883

    The only thing missing from that Wisconsin bar are the children.

    • @anona2017
      @anona2017 4 года назад +75

      My grandpa used to have a tavern in Milwaukee and I was definitely in there as a little kid in the 80s. Is that still allowed?

    • @WickedZZzY
      @WickedZZzY 4 года назад +96

      @@anona2017
      Yup. Most of the bars around here have a bunch of kids scurrying around underfoot if it isn't too late at night.

    • @freyaegrey
      @freyaegrey 4 года назад +40

      I was served alcohol the first time at age 11 at a local bar in northern Minnesota. We went to buy gardettos.

    • @constantine9142
      @constantine9142 4 года назад +37

      Lol us poor children of alcoholics. This triggered me a little

    • @omargaytan1410
      @omargaytan1410 4 года назад +58

      Wisconsin law says you can drink at a bar when underage only if parent is present and approved and also if the establishment owner is OK with it. I love Wisconsin. Lived in Illinois all my life and I wish I would've moved up here sooner. S/O from 262

  • @Showmethosevideos
    @Showmethosevideos 3 года назад +57

    Being allowed to tap a beer yourself when the beertender was gone was considered the holy grail of being a local in my bar, back in the day.

  • @Zwickerly2
    @Zwickerly2 2 года назад +36

    Was at a hotel bar with a bunch of pipeline guys. They drank it dry of miller light so one of them went to the nearest convenience store and bought another 30-rack. Instead of them heading back to the room to drink they handed the beers to the bartender to then sell to them. She made a lot of money that night.

  • @jordansamson6071
    @jordansamson6071 3 года назад +332

    When you and your bartender have a mutual trust like this, you are officially a “regular“. It’s a very special thing, boys.

    • @vladimir-savage72
      @vladimir-savage72 2 года назад +8

      That's me with the four bars a regular. The bar that's a block away from where I work serves me first without me having to ask for what I want even if there are people ahead of me. Helps that I tip good which I only do when the service is excellent and the staff doesn't give me any attitude.

    • @themarlboromandalorian
      @themarlboromandalorian 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yup.
      Grain belt.

  • @michaelamarshalll
    @michaelamarshalll 4 года назад +2395

    I was born and raised in a small-ass town in Michigan. I’m 26, so I’ve been frequenting there local bar for a while. This is 100% accurate. From the dog in the bar all the way to serving yourself bc the bartender is outside smoking. The best part is, everyone is so cool about it so we can keep doing that. Everyone is honest, pays what they owe, and I think it’s great.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +115

      That's what happens in ethnostates. Everyone trusts each other.

    • @timwade1266
      @timwade1266 2 года назад +120

      Was waiting for the racists to appear. Welcome. Hard to fathom that people who earn trust and respect get trust and respect, isn't it?

    • @michaelamarshalll
      @michaelamarshalll 2 года назад +67

      @@timwade1266Wtf that’s not racist at all. No one (except you) brought race into it.

    • @timwade1266
      @timwade1266 2 года назад +89

      @@michaelamarshalll was responding to JoeG who referenced ethnostates. So in fact, someone other than me did inject race. And I merely pointed out that it was not race but the ability to earn trust and respect that results in receiving trust and respect. Which for a racist is hard to believe.

    • @cajunrando2556
      @cajunrando2556 2 года назад +2

      Same thing but we can still smoke in bars.

  • @Capitan_Doug_Keith
    @Capitan_Doug_Keith 10 месяцев назад +25

    I was a Captain at Joint base Lewis-McChord and there's a local bar there I used to go with a few friends. This video is so accurate,they had a Bernese mountain dog in the bar named Johnny, the bartender Steve used to go outside and smoke for a while and we just served ourselves, and it was my unofficial job to refill the soap dispenser
    And yes, I still have Steve in my contacts and have since I decided not to re-enlist in 2017. He was from a small town outside Milwaukee, and he was a nice guy. he always, without fail, said "Hey, tell your folks I says hi, woncha'?" Steve, if you're reading this, I told my folks.

  • @Journey-of-1000-Miles
    @Journey-of-1000-Miles Год назад +31

    It is very heartwarming to read the comments, and to see how everyone can identify to this video, no matter how geographically diverse!
    I am from Northern Canada, and this is exact, especially identifying patrons by the color, make, model, and year of vehicles that pull in!

    • @isay207
      @isay207 2 месяца назад +1

      Or Montana😊

  • @cazeycroland4
    @cazeycroland4 4 года назад +396

    “where’s bill at he’s usually here by 1 pm” lmfao

    • @robgriz72
      @robgriz72 4 года назад +12

      Cazey Croland there was an older couple that used to frequent the bar I go to and you could set your watch by them. 3:04 on the dot

    • @pd9971
      @pd9971 3 года назад +6

      You know something was up with Bill if he missed his start time!

    • @jrbr549
      @jrbr549 3 года назад +5

      When my aunt and uncle visited my parents' bar they were shocked SHOCKED that people came to the bar almost every day at the same time. And when they saw the drink poured and ready by the time they sat down they almost lost their minds.
      And trying to explain the rules of bar dice to them was next to impossible.

    • @jrbr549
      @jrbr549 3 года назад

      @@Javajavajav come to Milwaukee!

    • @scottfeuerhammer3595
      @scottfeuerhammer3595 2 года назад +2

      I once got summoned to the bar at 11 and got harrassed because I didn't get there till 11:30 am. My cousin has done a 9 am to 2:30 am binge.

  • @katrinaloader1700
    @katrinaloader1700 4 года назад +695

    Spot on - from the pizza, to the tab, to serving yourself when the bartender is on a smoke break, to leaving money for someone else behind the bar. All part of the small town charm! Cheers!

    • @jameswalker68
      @jameswalker68 4 года назад +28

      Katrina Loader The whole thing gave me the warm and fuzzies. This is what life should be like everywhere!

    • @ndnrb_
      @ndnrb_ 4 года назад +5

      Wish I got to experience that

    • @jahyeet1137
      @jahyeet1137 3 года назад

      Also the bar dog 😂

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 3 года назад +2

      I stopped going to bars when we couldn't smoke inside anymore, only a few games bowled, too.

    • @JugsOnMySack
      @JugsOnMySack 3 года назад

      Sounds gay

  • @SlasherSeven
    @SlasherSeven Год назад +23

    I worked as a bartender in a small town bar for a few years...this felt more like a documentary than a sketch. Unironically I have seen all that and more cooky quirky small town stuff. Like we had a post office in the bar area, so people would check their mail and hang out for a while. We had cups instead of chips, but you'd have someone come in with a stash of them they saved up and drinks would go to every which part of the bar. We had smoking in our bar, so the smoke break thing didn't happen...much.
    Great video. Makes me look back at the good 'ol days before I went into management.

  • @stevespyder
    @stevespyder 3 года назад +12

    One day when I retire, I will move to a small town, just love the vibe.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +1

      Move there now. Work online. Trust me

    • @matthewconrad4728
      @matthewconrad4728 3 месяца назад

      Small town life is great. But when you know everyone in town, you love to hate and hate to love. And they are all at the bar by 2

  • @imtheboss1826
    @imtheboss1826 3 года назад +3429

    I'll take a small town bar over clubbing every time.

    • @nippolopolis4431
      @nippolopolis4431 3 года назад +21

      Right there with ya.

    • @feyenoorden03
      @feyenoorden03 2 года назад +18

      I don't. I either prefer going out to clubs or staying at home

    • @schierlingsbecher7778
      @schierlingsbecher7778 2 года назад +22

      psytrance or raves over small town bar. small town bar over normal clubbing

    • @feyenoorden03
      @feyenoorden03 2 года назад +21

      @@andrewrogers5962 not rude at all, It's just the atmosphere and the vibes. Starting the night off pre drinking at someone or at a bar and then go out to a club until maybe 6am. The people at the club are also having fun and there are some fun and good looking people out there. It does depend on the night tho, some nights are better than others.

    • @feyenoorden03
      @feyenoorden03 2 года назад +19

      @@andrewrogers5962 100% I don't think I'll like it as much when I hit 30😅

  • @User22435
    @User22435 4 года назад +648

    “How’s the fam? Oh ya? Yea yup just needed some time away from the wife”

  • @veenom1979
    @veenom1979 Год назад +5

    My grandmother owned a bar in a small town in Illinois, this is so fucking accurate it's not even funny. This brings back a lot of memories. Love this channel. The monthly bar tab is fucking true as shit.

  • @nolanrux7866
    @nolanrux7866 2 года назад +9

    My dad was born and raised in a small town in Minnesota. Growing up, we'd visit them once in a while and the local watering hole "Billy's" was EXACTLY LIKE THIS. As an adult this is the most accurate rendition of that bar I've seen on video.

  • @Iamconvinc3d
    @Iamconvinc3d 4 года назад +594

    “Basically drinking water” as he has a Busch Light bottle in the next clip lol

    • @dartmonkey6090
      @dartmonkey6090 4 года назад +33

      It's the nectar of the gods

    • @mw3gamer23
      @mw3gamer23 4 года назад +5

      Eh its personal preference i drink bud lite, budweiser, miller, and natural lite dont matter to me

    • @electronbeing5473
      @electronbeing5473 4 года назад +27

      Light beer is so fucking gay

    • @RapFan54
      @RapFan54 4 года назад

      electron being Budweiser🤟

    • @noahgullion2
      @noahgullion2 4 года назад +1

      Try an ipa or something full flavor.

  • @Onlybadtakes2589
    @Onlybadtakes2589 3 года назад +249

    The sense of community and how simple these guys are makes this wholesome

  • @ethank7522
    @ethank7522 3 года назад +121

    “$300 is nothing compared to last month” brooo I wish monthly tabs were a thing!!

    • @Blazin130
      @Blazin130 3 года назад +21

      Get yourself to the right places, and they are...

    • @kyleh5691
      @kyleh5691 3 года назад +3

      They are real in some places

    • @vk6832
      @vk6832 2 года назад +40

      @@Blazin130 They tend to disappear the more 'diverse' the area becomes though.

    • @quantumhelium
      @quantumhelium 2 года назад +5

      @@vk6832 lol

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 года назад +3

      @@vk6832 lol true. "Diverse" customers don't pay'em

  • @HomeandHearthHomestead
    @HomeandHearthHomestead Год назад +18

    Back in the day when I was a waitress, my brain was completely ingrained where all the beverage areas were.
    When I left for greener pastures I'd go back with family to eat. I'd have the entire table served drinks, took the salad/appetizer orders, be hunting in the dry storage for those flipping club crackers that everyone wanted before I remembered I didn't work there anymore.
    It's been over two decades and anytime someone says they want something at a restaurant, I automatically get up.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jrlopez9010
    @jrlopez9010 4 года назад +265

    Serving yourself and changing the paper towels is exactly what I do at my hometown bar when the bartender is busy

    • @Logan-rb6tl
      @Logan-rb6tl 4 года назад +6

      Jr Lopez are you serious?

    • @jrlopez9010
      @jrlopez9010 4 года назад +7

      papa of course

    • @gunther482
      @gunther482 3 года назад +4

      Carrying kegs out of the basement too.

  • @sass174
    @sass174 4 года назад +4192

    I can’t tell if this is supposed to be mocking but this seems pretty wholesome

    • @paullara11
      @paullara11 4 года назад +105

      Maybe it is what it is

    • @excuseme1543
      @excuseme1543 4 года назад +146

      Midwesterners are just so polite

    • @paullara11
      @paullara11 4 года назад +29

      @Miranda Turner go smoke ur meth pipe lady

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 4 года назад +89

      All their video's are just good natured mocking. Nothing nasty.

    • @tylerbouck3555
      @tylerbouck3555 4 года назад +88

      No this is absolutely how many small bars are in the sticks. I love it.

  • @simdoughnut659
    @simdoughnut659 3 года назад +16

    This was more of a documentary than a comedy bit.

  • @warrendourond7236
    @warrendourond7236 2 года назад +4

    This should be a tourism ad for my hometown! This is how life was meant to be, wish everyone could have this life, but most folk have no clue what they’re missing!

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 Год назад +1

      I don't know, I get the sense that these guys seem content on the outside, but deep down, feel like they are trapped and their lives are hollow.

  • @kenny809
    @kenny809 4 года назад +527

    You forgot talking about old sports teams, and how the kids and the lawn are

    • @thomasabney4898
      @thomasabney4898 4 года назад +21

      Lawns only exist 3 months out of the year up here.

  • @pcprincipal191
    @pcprincipal191 4 года назад +246

    “Their gonna buy a vowel and I’m gonna buy a beer “

    • @ericl8743
      @ericl8743 4 года назад +11

      They're*

    • @grahamman80
      @grahamman80 4 года назад +4

      @@ericl8743 No one likes a grammar nazi. But yes Eric, you are correct.

    • @Doofens
      @Doofens 4 года назад +4

      @@ericl8743 thanks eric. i care too

  • @williamdiment7439
    @williamdiment7439 8 месяцев назад +9

    I was basically raised in a bar by my parents in Colorado, and *man* this is accurate. Even with them talking (via yelling) at the guy a couple tables away. Only thing thats missing is when there are a lot of regulars and another regular walks in, big shouts of "HEY! THERE THEY ARE!" and what not

  • @tombowers6713
    @tombowers6713 Год назад +8

    Can confirm, lived in the Midwest for 5 years. Although when someone asks if you have a nipple on your beer, you must drink your beer until you have less than the other guy. Then call him out for slacking. Also you can get blackout of drunk and forget to pay the tab, but bartenders don't sweat because they'll know you'll be back soon. 😉

  • @EduardoGonzalez-bm1mk
    @EduardoGonzalez-bm1mk 4 года назад +157

    Those pubs are the best , being able to feel like home literally .

    • @MrRedberd
      @MrRedberd 3 года назад +6

      lol, empty bars are the only ones that get my business. Crowded bars are for college kids.

  • @jm9279
    @jm9279 4 года назад +1381

    Is that Paul Ryan sitting at the pub table?

    • @beeezeee1783
      @beeezeee1783 4 года назад +56

      J M he’s been bored ever since leaving Congress.

    • @dylanstarzec2099
      @dylanstarzec2099 4 года назад +4

      BeeeZeee 😂

    • @tcr2237
      @tcr2237 4 года назад +5

      Right? That was my same Q. He got gray really quick though the last few years in the hell hole he had to work in

    • @MrRtwalsh
      @MrRtwalsh 4 года назад +9

      man's got a lot of free time on his hands why not get a feature on a ohhbetcha vid?

    • @TheWalz15
      @TheWalz15 4 года назад +7

      Must be a Janesville bar

  • @SonyaLynnCarter
    @SonyaLynnCarter Год назад +2

    Being fed homemade beef jerky from someone’s pocket is my love language.

  • @marijn1772
    @marijn1772 3 года назад +15

    Can confirm this is the same in my local small town pub in the Netherlands.

  • @peterkovic2241
    @peterkovic2241 4 года назад +92

    There's something deeply true and beautiful about this video, no joke. It was funny too. I loved their buddy in the background just chillin at the table by himself. I feel like I've been transported to this small town and I'm hanging out with these dudes. Cheers.

  • @june8898
    @june8898 4 года назад +57

    I was a bartender at a local bar in the Midwest and this is so accurate. Leaving money for another regular is spot on 😂😂

  • @jackmcnair3722
    @jackmcnair3722 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m from Florida. I spent 30 years in bars like that . That video is 100% spot on . Thanks

  • @RiseAgainst90
    @RiseAgainst90 2 года назад +47

    This makes me want to explore small town America even more. I've only visited a tiny portion of Colorado, but I want to go back to the states some day for a road trip for sure.

    • @josephheinrichs2050
      @josephheinrichs2050 2 года назад +6

      Come up north in Wisco dude. It’s so goddamn relaxing

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 2 года назад +4

      Lol Colorado isn't Midwestern anymore stick to Nebraska, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri for the full experience.

    • @BackseatStudios
      @BackseatStudios 2 года назад +2

      @@rc59191 That's the great plains, not the midwest.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 2 года назад +2

      @@BackseatStudios the great plains are part of the Midwest ask any geography teacher.

    • @BackseatStudios
      @BackseatStudios 2 года назад

      @@rc59191 they may be considered that, but as a trucker, they're completely different areas.

  • @phaedrussmith1949
    @phaedrussmith1949 3 года назад +47

    "He's gonna get the chalk all messed up on it. I just got it the way I wanted it too."
    I feel you brother, I feel you.

  • @troylinden369
    @troylinden369 4 года назад +35

    So accurate! When I moved from Wisconsin to indiana, I asked when does the bar buy a drink? The bartender said "what?" I miss the small town bar love up north.

  • @district12-
    @district12- Год назад +2

    🤣😂Love being from a small town 💕❤️. This is spot-on!! 🇺🇲

  • @mallorymoreau6653
    @mallorymoreau6653 2 года назад +5

    New England bartender here, and this is so accurate 😂 ❤

  • @danahillius7157
    @danahillius7157 3 года назад +31

    "We had 15 beers, huh? I don't think I have 22 bucks on me right now."

  • @TheBaron97
    @TheBaron97 4 года назад +1413

    Plot twist: Baxter isn't a dog he's just a country boy with a kink

    • @sniper1k223
      @sniper1k223 4 года назад +111

      Still a good boi either way

    • @TheBaron97
      @TheBaron97 4 года назад +14

      @@sniper1k223 🙊🤣🤣

    • @excuseme1543
      @excuseme1543 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao

    • @enterusernamehere7150
      @enterusernamehere7150 4 года назад +15

      Watched Comedy Central about a week ago and learned what "Puppy Play" was....and hot damn did I learn that the world is worse than I thought....not because of war, poverty, or famine....but because there is such a thing as "Puppy Play"

    • @applecrossmettled2264
      @applecrossmettled2264 4 года назад +1

      DIDNT SEE THAT COMING AHA

  • @thomasmartinscott
    @thomasmartinscott Год назад +1

    It's SO True. Everyone is a member of the "family". It's GREAT!

  • @0Zolrender0
    @0Zolrender0 Месяц назад +1

    I'm an Aussie and I found this to be pure gold. It's much like how it is in OZ out in the bush.

  • @eastwindfarms3671
    @eastwindfarms3671 4 года назад +138

    Lmao, that looks like Paul Ryan in the back!

  • @prestobizmal
    @prestobizmal 4 года назад +130

    This is wholesome a.f. actually, I want to hang out with these guys.

  • @koloan93
    @koloan93 3 года назад +17

    It’s weird how this is still accurate in a small farming town in the UK! Haa 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧

  • @justinmil1
    @justinmil1 Год назад +1

    I'm from rural Nebraska and this is 100% spot on.

  • @SpeedyMckeezy
    @SpeedyMckeezy 4 года назад +658

    Cop: So your alibi is you were at the bar between the times of 1:00pm and 3:00pm is that correct?
    Midwesterner: Uhh yea was just goin through a couple beers yah kno?
    Cop: *Nods to the other cop* Bring her in
    Midwesterner's Wife: *Walks in* I KNEW it! Suckin up lites with the boys instead a' prayin to your lord and savior weren't 'cha?

  • @shipmate3577
    @shipmate3577 3 года назад +22

    The unwrapped jerky out of the coat is spot on

  • @johnbaugh2437
    @johnbaugh2437 Год назад +1

    I lived in a small town in North Dakota for a few years. This is spot on!

  • @ramkhanson930
    @ramkhanson930 Год назад

    AMAZING....Brings back memories...I miss those days...Thank you for making me cry....

  • @brandicline6304
    @brandicline6304 4 года назад +49

    Dead on. Dont forget the high school reunion every holiday.

  • @tharemyhopkins5873
    @tharemyhopkins5873 4 года назад +89

    "Can we get a few for the ditch?"

  • @brendaryan306
    @brendaryan306 2 года назад +5

    Love those small-town Taverns with the soaked in beer for years' smell.

  • @zactellier4247
    @zactellier4247 Год назад +6

    I was living and working in a mining town. This is way too fucking accurate. All the miners and everybody else would show up at Joe's Tavern (the cheapest of 4 bars, or the casino but that's only if we got a little extra on payday) on Friday and the weekends. Getting your own beer, the dog, the paper towels, the small town shit talk. Amazing.

  • @kiera7706
    @kiera7706 4 года назад +22

    my favorite thing about the midwest is the super casual kindness and comfort we have with each other. like the paper towels thing in a bar, a customer saying they could help out like it’s no big deal iS SO M I D W E S T E R N

    • @docd2295
      @docd2295 2 года назад

      I used to take the trash out at a spot in a neighborhood bar in Cleveland. It’s just how it goes.

  • @kaylakoechig7906
    @kaylakoechig7906 4 года назад +73

    I was practically raised in a veterans bar due to being raised by my grandpa and this is 110% correct

  • @kath5201
    @kath5201 2 года назад +1

    An Idaho bar I go to is JUST like this!! Things get busy, the Old Guard steps in. Wiping tables, emptying ashtrays, TP, etc...the paper towels, Ive done that!

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 8 месяцев назад +1

    "I'm gonna say yer right" - the most Midwest saying ever 👌

  • @Ciera3823
    @Ciera3823 4 года назад +52

    I have been bartending for over a decade in the midwest and every bit of this is true.

    • @hankcalder422
      @hankcalder422 2 года назад +1

      But there was no roll a day !! Only thing they missed

    • @RamesesBolton
      @RamesesBolton Год назад

      Is it a very pleasant job with this kind of vibe?

  • @christianhustad7055
    @christianhustad7055 4 года назад +93

    I’ve lived in Fargo, ND my whole life. Yes. We talk like this. We say “ope” at least 50 times a day.

    • @meals24u
      @meals24u 4 года назад +1

      Christian Hustad haha I’m southern Manitoba, so close to you and it’s so different 🤣🤣👍

    • @meals24u
      @meals24u 4 года назад +1

      We say “eh” or “huh” at that same rate

    • @Krompierre.
      @Krompierre. 4 года назад +1

      I'm from Croatia and I say op (which is basically similiar to ope in its context, but we have op and opa) same amount of times a day :D

    • @swetavyas
      @swetavyas 4 года назад +2

      What is Ope?

    • @Krompierre.
      @Krompierre. 4 года назад +2

      @@swetavyas As far as I know, since similiar saying is used here, it's everything depending of how you say it :D

  • @sanderbrigadier1318
    @sanderbrigadier1318 Год назад +10

    I really want to have a few beers with these guys for real.

  • @mrs.realtruther3063
    @mrs.realtruther3063 3 года назад +1

    From 2019, I know! Just saw it. But this is my favorite. Best ever!! Thanks guys.

  • @jons5658
    @jons5658 4 года назад +12

    Only thing missing is them playing the same 15-20 soft rock songs from the late 70s-mid 80s on the jukebox every single day.

  • @duncanmcdougall9787
    @duncanmcdougall9787 4 года назад +221

    This transcends boarders, Saskatchewan, and Alberta like this to a T, just more swears n darts eh boys

    • @DevinMarkovichMetal
      @DevinMarkovichMetal 4 года назад +22

      Fuck yeah bud. Thats how we do er

    • @Kromsmitesyou
      @Kromsmitesyou 4 года назад +7

      Fuck Canada.

    • @Sweetnessinatube
      @Sweetnessinatube 3 года назад +1

      Ohh we play darts guy!

    • @Kromsmitesyou
      @Kromsmitesyou 3 года назад +2

      @@duncanmcdougall9787 She's in prison, for shooting a Canadian. And atleast our milk doesn't come in bags you freaks.

    • @duncanmcdougall9787
      @duncanmcdougall9787 3 года назад +11

      @@Kromsmitesyou if you dont like bagged milk youre not gonna like ceasers bucko

  • @stephgreen3070
    @stephgreen3070 2 месяца назад +1

    Good deal! Lol and changing the paper towels himself. So accurate.

  • @ChristiaanHartNibbrig
    @ChristiaanHartNibbrig 2 года назад +5

    This is really good. Thanks for posting.... (I'm a Californian who lived in the upper midwest for a few years. You guys nailed it.)

  • @dukie-gf9ek
    @dukie-gf9ek 4 года назад +43

    The "bar dog" gets me everytime.

  • @LucasHinojos
    @LucasHinojos 4 года назад +30

    “I think that extra hour is worth it!”
    “I’m gonna say you’re right.” 😂

  • @edwardranno7119
    @edwardranno7119 Год назад

    Watched this 3 times! Can’t get enough!! Love it! Homemade jerky!

  • @tuckerT48
    @tuckerT48 Год назад +3

    The monthly tab, wood tokens and cheap food / beer remind me the VFW my dad used to go to in East County, San Diego CA. Except for the dog, they operated the exact same way, I volunteered as a cook for Sunday breakfasts typically, one gent liked his eggs over extra hard, like almost burnt. The waitresses would always walk back into the kitchen “order of eggs, kill ‘em” and I’d know exactly who’s order it was. My grandpa came into town and tried to get a Long Island with his token, bartenders like “sorry that’s good for 1 beer, not a mixed drink” but I think she still accepted it, head shaking. 😂

  • @TrustedBanterSociety
    @TrustedBanterSociety 3 года назад +123

    I’m from the south, and this shows how “Country is Country wide!”

    • @mikesch7672
      @mikesch7672 3 года назад +10

      Grew up in a town of 800 on the west coast and lived in the south. It is country wide when you get away from the garbage cities.

    • @mikesch7672
      @mikesch7672 3 года назад +13

      @Lex Bright Ravenyeah, you city people are doing such wonderful things.

    • @shannakapp6831
      @shannakapp6831 3 года назад +6

      @Lex Bright Raven lol what. As if country people arent some of the most trustworthy people on earth.

    • @shannakapp6831
      @shannakapp6831 3 года назад +13

      @Lex Bright Raven cities smell like shit and the people are rude.

    • @mikesch7672
      @mikesch7672 3 года назад +15

      @Lex Bright Raven yeah I'm sure you couldn't get along with hard working people that aren't interested in your ignorance. I'm more than happy knowing people like you will never live near me.

  • @abesapien9930
    @abesapien9930 4 года назад +9

    These sketches need to be a TV show. It's unique, high quality comedy.

  • @Valscorn01
    @Valscorn01 2 года назад +8

    This is so accurate I can barely notice the punchlines. They put WORK into this and damn did they get it right

  • @elijahpalmer3579
    @elijahpalmer3579 3 года назад +2

    I used to go camping in the Upper Peninsula a lot and we’d go to a small town bar to enjoy a cheeseburger and beers after days of beans and dehydrated meals. This is so accurate! I miss the Midwest sometimes!

  • @chancebristow669
    @chancebristow669 3 года назад +8

    I love the 2.50 cents for a 12 inch pizza and the guy double takes on the price hahaha. Very well done.

  • @Zstray17
    @Zstray17 4 года назад +44

    The new guy was a great addition!

  • @partybear2579
    @partybear2579 2 года назад +5

    When you’re able to go behind the bar and get yourself a drink, you know you’ve made it

  • @tspot816
    @tspot816 3 месяца назад

    Voyager Lounge, Anchorage Alaska. I up and drove way, way Nort and hit town with nothing in the late 90s. Spent a year in Anchorage and that bar kept me warm, fed, entertained, and I met the best people of my life. The bar is long gone now, but I still have the warmest, best memories of my youth. Nothing beats a local bar where they take you in and adopt you as one of their own.
    Charlie nails it again!