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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

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  • @jennapedersen2286
    @jennapedersen2286 4 года назад +7070

    the dad breathing noises are like a cherry on top

  • @superduper5698
    @superduper5698 4 года назад +6527

    You forgot the hour nap on the couch because they woke up at 4 am like a maniac

    • @tobybartlett
      @tobybartlett 4 года назад +151

      Tori Ayne > I laughed out loud when I read the word maniac, because, too true. 💀

    • @Kupcakekitty648
      @Kupcakekitty648 4 года назад +103

      My dad falls asleep in the arm chair at night while he watches football.

    • @lizh4933
      @lizh4933 4 года назад +207

      Wakes at 4am. because he went to at 8pm. Has never figured out why he wakes at 4am.

    • @TempoMontages
      @TempoMontages 4 года назад +35

      I thought that was just my dad lol so annoying

    • @HUNTERCOPELR
      @HUNTERCOPELR 4 года назад +20

      Tori Ayne I wake up every morning at 4am on the dot from working since I was 16

  • @callmemom6936
    @callmemom6936 4 года назад +133

    I had to move in with my Dad to care for him and he would fuss about how much he hated the paper these days. They removed the TV section etc... He would say I don’t want to get it anymore, waste of money etc... so, I cancelled it. He was so sad. Happiest day of his life was when I had them start delivering it again. He would go to the front door in his boxers to get his paper. My Dad passed away in January, I miss everything about him. These are the things that make me smile the most. One of a kind, as it should be. Love you Daddy!

    • @daled1029
      @daled1029 4 года назад +5

      well said

    • @loriallenbaugh35
      @loriallenbaugh35 6 месяцев назад

      I too moved in to take care of my Father. Fortunately he is still with me and still saying almost all these things. I’m sorry for your loss. It is nice to know though that some things will always stay with you. BTW, what’s with the pork chops?? I think my Dad loves them mostly because he can’t gnaw on them like a wild animal. 😂

  • @pokedude104
    @pokedude104 5 лет назад +16050

    This is pretty accurate but he's not making nearly enough noise. The whole house should be awake by the time he sits down with his coffee

  • @DjHardJ
    @DjHardJ 4 года назад +4277

    Missing the nose and throat clearing thirty times in five minutes.

  • @TastemyAtrocity
    @TastemyAtrocity 3 года назад +193

    Don’t forget checking the weather in the city of everyone you know and alerting them if there is a 10% chance of rain, then alerting them a second and third time if they don’t meet your level of panic.

    • @kevinbond8966
      @kevinbond8966 3 года назад +14

      The weather Channel is basically crack to old people.

    • @erinjoy5625
      @erinjoy5625 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂🤣😭

    • @3nrika
      @3nrika 11 месяцев назад +4

      Holy crap that's so true. Reiterate the message if level of panic is not met. You are a distinguished anthropologist.

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 11 месяцев назад

      This comment is so funny!

    • @renaes8677
      @renaes8677 7 месяцев назад

      I do that 😂

  • @bubzzd3545
    @bubzzd3545 5 лет назад +5092

    I aged 15 years just by watching this

    • @Montana270
      @Montana270 5 лет назад +8

      Lmfao

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 5 лет назад +22

      WHAT? I COULDNT HEAR YOU

    • @kilist174
      @kilist174 5 лет назад +2

      I 60

    • @VAVORiAL
      @VAVORiAL 5 лет назад +16

      Yep, now my back hurts and I gotta pee for the 3rd time in 20 minutes. Damn Millennials.

    • @hunterp.1475
      @hunterp.1475 4 года назад +2

      Ok boomer

  • @lilipusion
    @lilipusion 4 года назад +3137

    “I’ll still drink it, but it doesn’t taste as good... ugh that’s good” LOL

    • @a.l.michael6240
      @a.l.michael6240 4 года назад +30

      I died 😂

    • @8VacationLover
      @8VacationLover 4 года назад +6

      My favorite part 💀💀💀💀

    • @kpfagerberg
      @kpfagerberg 4 года назад +4

      That’s me every morning haha

    • @beckacolegrove1460
      @beckacolegrove1460 4 года назад +2

      That is just a man. Or at least me.

    • @drzonnked8923
      @drzonnked8923 3 года назад +1

      That part got me cuz I complained to my wife about the same thing

  • @HawtDawgN3k
    @HawtDawgN3k 3 года назад +252

    Being a kid, I always loved that newspaper/fresh coffee smell combo in the morning 😄 🗞 ☕️

    • @Blackout.1644
      @Blackout.1644 3 года назад +9

      I delivered papers when I was in middle school, I loved that smell too

    • @thebasketballhistorian3291
      @thebasketballhistorian3291 Год назад +7

      I loved the newspaper and coffee brewing ASMR.
      These days as an adult, I get my news from my phone and my coffee at a local coffee shop. It's more convenient but not the same.

  • @opyre1174
    @opyre1174 5 лет назад +14452

    This isn’t a skit...
    It’s a documentary

  • @paulmaartin
    @paulmaartin 4 года назад +8928

    what kind of boomer would have the time set properly on a microwave

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 года назад +145

      one with a housekeeper that knows how to set it.

    • @sheabutta5425
      @sheabutta5425 4 года назад +352

      One where the kids have to come over to reset every daylight savings time lol.

    • @tomcheng660
      @tomcheng660 4 года назад +51

      Shae Betts-Martin If this isn’t the most accurate thing 😂

    • @yeshalloween
      @yeshalloween 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone 4 года назад +31

      @@sheabutta5425 i came home this weekend and had to set the microwave , oven, and the clock lol

  • @ChloeLukich
    @ChloeLukich 4 года назад +53

    Omg the homage to Werther’s at the end is so literal. My parents couldn’t go ONE DAY without those damn things 🤣

    • @callmemom6936
      @callmemom6936 4 года назад +1

      Chloé L I stocked them for my Dad. I always brought him special treats.

    • @johnnyroberts3761
      @johnnyroberts3761 3 года назад +1

      I thought it was Riesen at first lol

    • @coyotech55
      @coyotech55 6 месяцев назад

      I knew I qualified as old when I started buying Werthers caramels and missing them when I was out 🙂

  • @brandoncharles7625
    @brandoncharles7625 5 лет назад +1577

    You forgot:
    Stirring your coffee in your cup so loud it sounds like a fight scene from game of thrones!!

  • @skornie123
    @skornie123 4 года назад +2161

    "Paperkid was late again"
    "Lets see who died this week", sentences that were ingrained in my mind, during childhood.

    • @lillyflower3415
      @lillyflower3415 4 года назад +7

      @SJW libtard wrecker You're telling them what THEIR dad said? Lol

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 4 года назад +14

      Me : that I checked the obituaries we aren't in it
      My dad : Thank god
      ( its our joke my mom hates it )

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 4 года назад

      So you woke up at 4:30 every morning?

    • @mustangmare
      @mustangmare 11 месяцев назад +2

      OH my gosh. My mom teases me because I call the newspaper the "dead bodies report!" My first section. Gen X here but, from crossover years from Boomers.

    • @TheRealRealOK
      @TheRealRealOK 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @stevetrevino5346
    @stevetrevino5346 3 года назад +50

    My dad would get home from work , chew his dinner, read the rest of the paper, watch Gunsmoke, shower and end the evenings with Johnny Carson.
    Classic!!!

  • @ToxiCisty
    @ToxiCisty 4 года назад +1082

    How about a Facebook post saying good morning with an out of focus image of a bird in the yard.

    • @wackygirl314
      @wackygirl314 4 года назад +49

      Omg. This. My dad’s finger has to be in the corner of every shot.

    • @imnotnotcraigwilson8081
      @imnotnotcraigwilson8081 4 года назад +10

      Bro......forreal

    • @callmemom6936
      @callmemom6936 4 года назад +5

      Giggle

    • @soloban81
      @soloban81 4 года назад +15

      “Please make shareable” 🤣🤣

    • @brockmeade4450
      @brockmeade4450 4 года назад +6

      Omg every day on every secret group post “please make shareable”

  • @Ykhraam
    @Ykhraam 4 года назад +1151

    “I’ve been eating x my whole life and I’m fine!” sounds like my mother

    • @Indi
      @Indi 4 года назад +14

      Damn your mom always eatin X?
      Tell her to invite me over too tf. 😂

    • @flurpurr
      @flurpurr 4 года назад +2

      Sounds like me

    • @Ykhraam
      @Ykhraam 4 года назад +1

      @@Indi 😂

    • @buckethat789
      @buckethat789 4 года назад +9

      my grandpa said that about cheese puffs even though he had a couple heart attacks

    • @shelbyinmon8654
      @shelbyinmon8654 4 года назад +1

      My mom says this about salt because she thinks it doesn't effect health if you eat a lot of it

  • @jaredschick1711
    @jaredschick1711 3 года назад +613

    “I’ll still drink it but it doesn’t taste as good”
    Drink coffee
    “Ahh that good”

  • @Azure-Star
    @Azure-Star 5 лет назад +856

    The outfit you were wearing at the end AND the thermos was literally every older person when I worked at a Gas Station.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 5 лет назад +24

      They still sell those thermoses. Keep water super hot well over 24 hours. I have one that belonged to my grandmother, but hers had a giant cork

    • @Questioneverythingx
      @Questioneverythingx 5 лет назад +10

      Carhart and a hat? Pretty common still I thought, damn. I need a new wardrobe.

    • @jjb2244
      @jjb2244 5 лет назад +6

      @@recoveringsoul755 they are a godsend in the winter time. always nice to have something warm to sip on.

    • @monroe7403
      @monroe7403 5 лет назад +6

      A lot of blue collar folks wear Carhartt jackets and a ball cap. I knew kids in high school that dressed like that.

    • @David-dx5wz
      @David-dx5wz 5 лет назад +1

      Monroe Literally how my little brother dresses

  • @RetailRipper
    @RetailRipper 5 лет назад +1337

    I feel like there is a fart missing somewhere.

    • @lynettep9309
      @lynettep9309 4 года назад +64

      Plus an obnoxious burp followed by a chest pound with a fist.......

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 4 года назад +6

      There definitely is

    • @17millionpercocetplease61
      @17millionpercocetplease61 4 года назад +11

      A fart that smells like straight NOTHING

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 4 года назад +14

      A singular fart? More like a legion of them.

    • @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush
      @Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush 4 года назад +1

      @@lynettep9309 LMAO!!!! 😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
      So vivid, so true!!!!

  • @merrickweaver3028
    @merrickweaver3028 4 года назад +625

    One time I was watching anime on the toilet, little did I know my phone connected to the Bluetooth in the family room, so my dad comes to me panicking saying that the Chinese “hacked” the speaker.

    • @costilla1212
      @costilla1212 3 года назад +18

      XD this actually made me laugh irl

    • @Electron42
      @Electron42 3 года назад +18

      Good thing it wasn’t porn! Lmao

    • @lucasjohnstone6419
      @lucasjohnstone6419 3 года назад +11

      Atleast you weren’t watching porn

    • @Jtoob-z5n
      @Jtoob-z5n 3 года назад +3

      Everything is wrong with that story.

  • @Nptz43
    @Nptz43 5 лет назад +1228

    Not being comfortable enough to say I love you to Sharon when he left is iconic

    • @earthling94
      @earthling94 5 лет назад +50

      Nick Potraz I’ve seen you somewhere else in RUclips comments. That officially makes us best friends

    • @josephordower7398
      @josephordower7398 5 лет назад +228

      I told her I loved her when I married her. If that changes, I'll let her know.
      Damn, what the hell do you people want!

    • @travis6694
      @travis6694 4 года назад +13

      Joseph Ordower woah, that’s actually like super true.

    • @shiftinghaze212
      @shiftinghaze212 4 года назад +67

      Loveless marriage, a boomer classic

    • @BaconBeast11
      @BaconBeast11 4 года назад +9

      This minor touch is iconic 👌

  • @WatcherofVideosSometimes
    @WatcherofVideosSometimes 4 года назад +3820

    As for his occupation, he's a roofer who works 7 days a week 14 hours a day and thinks anyone who works fewer hours than him 'has it easy'.

    • @MiyamotoMusakaki
      @MiyamotoMusakaki 4 года назад +22

      @SJW libtard wrecker mexicans dont work

    • @MiyamotoMusakaki
      @MiyamotoMusakaki 4 года назад +14

      @SJW libtard wrecker yea because they have a low IQ and cant to any work that takes any brains to do

    • @WatcherofVideosSometimes
      @WatcherofVideosSometimes 4 года назад +15

      @SJW libtard wrecker That's in the U. S. mate. In Britain it's generally British people.

    • @tedk.6420
      @tedk.6420 4 года назад +4

      @SJW libtard wrecker Thats bs, where do you live, New Mexico?

    • @upside93
      @upside93 4 года назад +112

      What a racist ass comment section we have right here. Some of you should feel very very ashamed.

  • @hagengilbert8102
    @hagengilbert8102 4 года назад +150

    I sent this to my parents in Northern Minnesota and I've never seen them laugh so hard. Never. "Ya, there might be some truth in that don't ya know."

    • @athenaathens9280
      @athenaathens9280 3 года назад +6

      "Don't ya know" just lets me know that that could never not be minnesotan

    • @paulk5311
      @paulk5311 3 года назад +1

      sounds too close to canada.

    • @hagengilbert8102
      @hagengilbert8102 3 года назад +2

      @@paulk5311 eh, couple hours south of the border.

  • @austinturner4159
    @austinturner4159 5 лет назад +1096

    "Ive been eating white toast for the past 40 years, i dont need to change" lmao

    • @jasonbellini7946
      @jasonbellini7946 5 лет назад +28

      It's so damn annoying and cringey to hear these older men make all kinds of grunts and noises... they were/are "too expressive". Lol

    • @alexchavez3244
      @alexchavez3244 4 года назад +3

      Good luck being old Austin hard white People abandon they’re elderly not like other races in America you gonna be lonely son 😂🤦‍♂️💀🙄

    • @alexchavez3244
      @alexchavez3244 4 года назад +3

      Liam C I’m Chicano I wasn’t born in Mexico 😂😂🙄💀🤦‍♂️.

    • @alexchavez3244
      @alexchavez3244 4 года назад

      Liam C are you European American?

    • @alexchavez3244
      @alexchavez3244 4 года назад +1

      Liam C you’re be surprised man seen it that’s why the retirement homes industry is going to Boom and boomer son 😂😂💀.

  • @joeyk3134
    @joeyk3134 5 лет назад +2902

    You forgot:
    - loudly letting all the cabinets slam
    - turning on the stove-top fan
    - turning up the heat and its 68 outside

    • @s0nnyburnett
      @s0nnyburnett 5 лет назад +147

      Don't touch that thermostat.

    • @ChadKirk
      @ChadKirk 5 лет назад +140

      Slamming doors close, slamming cabinets closed, SNEEZING LOUD AS FUCK, taking their chair out by scraping it across the floor loudly, throwing silverware and plates into the sink instead of quietly placing them in there, dropping their keys, turning the tv on the morning news at loud volume, leaving the house with the tv still fucking on loud as fuck

    • @gnargnar4976
      @gnargnar4976 5 лет назад +14

      The stove-top fan xD

    • @FlameDevily
      @FlameDevily 5 лет назад +3

      what a child

    • @mickdavis2385
      @mickdavis2385 5 лет назад +8

      Stove top fan is imperative if you live in an apartment. No one wants to smell the eggs, burgers, or other smelly ass food you are cooking

  • @Paixpeacehippy
    @Paixpeacehippy 4 года назад +50

    My dad instead of who died this weekend he always gets the paper with “Who’s in jail this weekend” 🤣

  • @kevinb314
    @kevinb314 5 лет назад +1025

    "Why dont I like this guy?"
    This is too real lol. We have all seen people who get unnecessarily cranky and bitter after 50 or 60 hahaa!

    • @bigfan1041
      @bigfan1041 5 лет назад +10

      I know I don't like him, I just don't know why yet!

    • @Gracem2013
      @Gracem2013 5 лет назад +12

      Ha jokes on you
      I’m a female who just turned 40 and this is me for the last 5 years already.

    • @walterzoomie
      @walterzoomie 5 лет назад +30

      Yes...it'll happen sometimes after a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, supporting a family, and simply being worn the fuck out.

    • @TheDankTaco
      @TheDankTaco 5 лет назад +3

      @@walterzoomie 100% correct that's how my father is!lol

    • @cmn2012
      @cmn2012 5 лет назад +1

      I'm twenty six and I already feel like this it just means you've seen the same shit before haah

  • @nanaesio.nyarkoh2858
    @nanaesio.nyarkoh2858 4 года назад +2163

    I swear this shit is universal. My dad is the African version of this guy

    • @nanaesio.nyarkoh2858
      @nanaesio.nyarkoh2858 4 года назад +163

      @InfiniteMushroom my dad is more of a radio guy than newspapers, but man, he roasts our politicians for breakfast 😂

    • @fourtwenty1813
      @fourtwenty1813 4 года назад +43

      @InfiniteMushroom and no matter how much people think their side is right, they're always wrong because all sides are filled to the brim with assholes

    • @graced4844
      @graced4844 4 года назад +40

      this is my dad with the coffee and glasses, but he reads the wall street journal online and sends me articles, but i can’t read them because i don’t have a subscription

    • @fhantasm
      @fhantasm 4 года назад +45

      This shit is universal. I'm Asian.

    • @firebrandsgirl
      @firebrandsgirl 4 года назад +3

      @@fourtwenty1813 hahahaahahahah

  • @supermanisrad
    @supermanisrad 4 года назад +308

    I’ve watched this video more times than I can remember lol my moms name is Sharon and this reminded me of my dad so much!! He passed away in 2017 so seeing this and how accurately you portrayed his generation really made me laugh/smile!

    • @charliebaur7147
      @charliebaur7147 2 года назад +13

      Sorry for your loss

    • @supermanisrad
      @supermanisrad 2 года назад +8

      @@charliebaur7147 thank you! I appreciate that :)

    • @Ceaza29
      @Ceaza29 2 года назад +3

      Glad u found this video..

    • @tvela595
      @tvela595 11 месяцев назад +1

      Hope you’re doing well these days!

    • @supermanisrad
      @supermanisrad 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@tvela595 thank you so much! I am doing a lot better these days and I still love watching this video :)

  • @clairetriplett1303
    @clairetriplett1303 4 года назад +250

    "If I was in charge this would've been done already" most accurate thing in the world my god

    • @mravi8or
      @mravi8or Год назад

      "they just don't get things done ike they used to"

  • @rossohio07
    @rossohio07 5 лет назад +213

    "It doesn't taste as good!"
    "Ahh that's good" 😂😂🤦

    • @Pandadown9244
      @Pandadown9244 4 года назад +1

      I was laughing so hard at that

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 4 года назад +27

    Needs to get really angry when someone tries to talk to him. “I need my peace and quiet in the morning!”

  • @JinxBikeRace
    @JinxBikeRace 4 года назад +139

    needs more of the grunts and heavy sighs when sitting down. but this is literally my dad he does all of this

    • @christinacope562
      @christinacope562 4 года назад +1

      Mine too. Laughed as we both got older, his laughter followed mine after asking "What?". But Oh My Dog not a day goes by that I don't miss him. Or see something only to think Da would love this. Or hate it. Dads are a special type of funny.

  • @sp5989
    @sp5989 4 года назад +49

    The truest thing is that particular Thermous being unbreakable. We have had 2 in the family since forever ago. They will outlast me, the next world war, the next ice age, and be used for my descendants hot tea.

    • @davidfacca8899
      @davidfacca8899 3 года назад +1

      Lol!! I have a thermos like that....going on 27 years😁

  • @spamviking
    @spamviking 3 года назад +36

    My dad only got up early if he absolutely had to. HIS dad, however, was up at 3-4am daily. It was great as a kid when we'd sleep over because grandad would always be up and ready to play with us long before our parents. Even better at Christmas when he'd tell us we'd just missed Santa, then go make us some toast and watch cartoons with us until everyone else was up.

    • @VenerableBede2510
      @VenerableBede2510 3 года назад +3

      My dad, who was too old to be a boomer (born in 1933), I would get up at 3:30 every morning to milk the cows. Me and my brother (generation X) learn quickly we better be up when he gets up, or there would be hell to pay.

  • @brodd13
    @brodd13 5 лет назад +346

    Every man in my family has always refused to wash their coffee cups. They're seasoned.

    • @CapnCody1622
      @CapnCody1622 5 лет назад +40

      That’s disgusting. It’s only going to make their coffee taste bitter and stale.

    • @dirtracer21d
      @dirtracer21d 5 лет назад +11

      Bailey Todd ahhh I do the same thing

    • @dirtracer21d
      @dirtracer21d 5 лет назад +42

      CapnCody1622 that’s the point bud, I like my coffee like motor oil haha

    • @06_Gucci_Mane
      @06_Gucci_Mane 5 лет назад +10

      CapnCody1622 millennial

    • @justinmartin8887
      @justinmartin8887 5 лет назад +16

      Yea. Just rinse the thing out once a day with warm water. No soap, no wiping it down

  • @cillacam3
    @cillacam3 4 года назад +238

    I died when he held the coffee at arms length to read it

    • @marcw6875
      @marcw6875 4 года назад +7

      You don't even have to be a Boomer for that one. I'm GenX and I have to do that sometimes now..... lol

    • @nyeoncolors6949
      @nyeoncolors6949 4 года назад +2

      That’s just being far-sighted lol

    • @kjp8251
      @kjp8251 3 года назад +1

      @@nyeoncolors6949 wrong, presbyopia.

    • @TheLast-One
      @TheLast-One 11 месяцев назад

      Hey. It has been 3 years... are you still died?

  • @oe542
    @oe542 3 года назад +87

    Only thing missing was the extended conversation with the dog.

  • @tjcriswell9354
    @tjcriswell9354 4 года назад +75

    The dry ass toast is so accurate 🤣

    • @Holderman-lj2rw
      @Holderman-lj2rw 3 года назад

      Mine still eats it that way 🤣

    • @TPkills
      @TPkills 2 года назад +1

      But why, my dad did the same thing . Saving on the butter, who know 🤣

  • @erick3184
    @erick3184 4 года назад +260

    *watches movie
    *falls asleep 3 minutes in

    • @1papester
      @1papester 4 года назад +2

      Young Frosty I’m guilty

    • @Maeglin7936
      @Maeglin7936 4 года назад +10

      Yep and don't you dare even think of taking the remote! He would wake up instantly swearing he had NOT fallen asleep! So darn annoying!

    • @magicscoolbus3834
      @magicscoolbus3834 3 года назад +3

      😌😌 i thought only My dad did this! Its like turning on a switch and he's asleep!

    • @Kchevy
      @Kchevy 3 года назад +5

      Thats me and I'm only 28

    • @ColoradoStreaming
      @ColoradoStreaming 3 года назад +6

      "Im not asleep, i am just resting my eyes."
      -Every guy that nods off during a movie.

  • @tylerkonrade4474
    @tylerkonrade4474 Год назад +3

    You left out yelling at the dog after letting him out to bark at 5 AM….😂😂

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 4 года назад +155

    If it was here in the UK there'd be pointless royal family memorabilia everywhere

    • @A__Mina
      @A__Mina 4 года назад +10

      😂 sounds awful

    • @Y2Kr4SHM4N
      @Y2Kr4SHM4N 4 года назад +1

      BOAH NATION That’s hellish!

    • @saiga12forme88
      @saiga12forme88 3 года назад +4

      Good thing this video was shot in the only country that matters. :)

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 3 года назад +1

      @@saiga12forme88 Calm your tits.

    • @loganscott2299
      @loganscott2299 3 года назад

      @@saiga12forme88 funny. It's an absolute hellscape here in the states.

  • @thedeathstar420
    @thedeathstar420 5 лет назад +7

    Lol that grunting and walking loudly in the morning is on point

  • @sophiewhite3140
    @sophiewhite3140 3 года назад +89

    It was more heartwarming than funny. The way he headed out to work, I just wanted to give him a hug and say "thank you for working still to put food on our table, dad".

  • @kmeadows
    @kmeadows 4 года назад +382

    My dad’s in this picture and I don’t like it.

    • @JnH5492
      @JnH5492 4 года назад +4

      Literally same

  • @cholulalv
    @cholulalv 4 года назад +191

    Youngest baby boomer is 54, so this guy didn't start eating toast until he was at least 14 years old.

    • @naedanger123
      @naedanger123 4 года назад +56

      Nah don’t you know? Back in their day, bread was too expensive to buy, so they could only eat grass and 10 mile walks to school in the morning.

    • @ib3scope
      @ib3scope 4 года назад +4

      True Boomer years really end around 61-62

    • @A__Mina
      @A__Mina 4 года назад +4

      Boomer years are 46-64

    • @ib3scope
      @ib3scope 4 года назад +3

      @D. F. Gen Y and millennials are the same group... You're thinking of Gen-Z, which depending on who's metrics you look at, start around 96'-98'.

    • @christinacope562
      @christinacope562 4 года назад +2

      Toasters have been around since 30s, strange looking contraptions. efore that toasted in oven. I have toast over a campfire. Toast= easiest food to fix.

  • @DugrozReports
    @DugrozReports 11 месяцев назад +3

    I was briefly a paper boy about 18 years ago. We had to have the paper there before 5 o’clock or angry old people would start calling. 😂

  • @vickikendricks
    @vickikendricks 4 года назад +128

    This remind me of when I was young I would get up with my Grandfather he would make 2 cups of coffee one for me and the other for him. I would make us toast and we would split the paper and start reading for about 30-40 mins.

    • @chrisc6136
      @chrisc6136 3 года назад +15

      This is the most wholesome thing I've read

    • @ourtube4266
      @ourtube4266 3 года назад +6

      I wish I would have spent more time with my grandpa. One of my favorite memories is when I ran into him at a Wendys on my way back from classes when he was on lunch break with my uncle. He bought my burger and we sat around talking for about an hour.

    • @joe-e-geo
      @joe-e-geo 3 года назад +6

      Morning coffee, toast and newspaper is sacred time. Shared with a grampa, then it's church. I learned to dunk from my Dad. Skills passed on to the younger generation.

    • @annmccarthy2101
      @annmccarthy2101 3 года назад

      @@ourtube4266 I'll bet it was one of his favorite moments in time with you ❤

    • @TastemyAtrocity
      @TastemyAtrocity 3 года назад

      This is a sentiment I would like to hear more about.

  • @JibbsCompilations
    @JibbsCompilations 4 года назад +29

    The Menards coffee cup. I like the little touches in this video.

  • @showard8293
    @showard8293 4 года назад +36

    "It isn't coffee unless it's in a can"
    Lmao so true

  • @SonofStLouis
    @SonofStLouis 4 года назад +85

    He’s right about the thermos, that’s a good ass thermos

    • @priola7587
      @priola7587 4 года назад +1

      I just bought a Stanley thermos. It will be the last one I’ll ever need. Boom.

    • @Jen-es8cg
      @Jen-es8cg 4 года назад +1

      My dad still has his

    • @fay8687
      @fay8687 4 года назад +1

      My dad had his 40+years

  • @MultiHugobugo
    @MultiHugobugo 4 года назад +146

    This is my father. Always giving orders, never moving a finger, but always boasting about how early he got up and how much he does. What an accurate depiction. Bravo!

    • @marthasilva4493
      @marthasilva4493 4 года назад +1

      MultiHugobugo my dad is like this except a liiittle less bossy and a lot more of a doer

    • @ronaldcole6101
      @ronaldcole6101 4 года назад +10

      The man puts food on the table...

    • @cheddarbob8368
      @cheddarbob8368 4 года назад +6

      Ronald Cole how do u know

    • @MultiHugobugo
      @MultiHugobugo 4 года назад +4

      @@ronaldcole6101 Who, my father?

    • @susansummers768
      @susansummers768 4 года назад

      P

  • @scottwahlin9327
    @scottwahlin9327 11 месяцев назад +3

    That is me. I went to work every morning at 4:30. No traffic and home by beer-thirty!

    • @guardianoftexas5188
      @guardianoftexas5188 11 месяцев назад

      I wish I can get up at 3:45 and head to work by 4:30 😂 but I stay in bed till 7 am and don’t get home till 5:55 or 6:00 pm.
      Hell I’m lucky enough if I ever make it to work at 7:45 am sometimes if I wake up extra early like 4:55 I can be at work by 6:50 😂

  • @Ravage017
    @Ravage017 5 лет назад +1403

    boomers: young people rely on technology too much
    also boomers: plugged into life support machine

    • @parallelburrito
      @parallelburrito 5 лет назад +104

      I'm pretty sure that's the sickest burn I've read all day.

    • @GoGoTomoko
      @GoGoTomoko 5 лет назад +14

      lmfao

    • @Benderthegr865
      @Benderthegr865 5 лет назад +8

      Hahahahha

    • @brandonnguyen5605
      @brandonnguyen5605 5 лет назад +11

      gotemgotemgotem

    • @jedimaster0667
      @jedimaster0667 5 лет назад +31

      They would argue that the life support machine is "useful" technology and that smartphones are just for messing around.
      Well gee I didn't know managing my bank account and applying for a job on my smartphone was "messing around".
      Furthermore... Didn't boomers create smartphones??
      *Drops mic*

  • @L3ttucePr3y
    @L3ttucePr3y 4 года назад +152

    False. He would have turned the TV on first thing.

    • @giorjett13
      @giorjett13 4 года назад +17

      C M affirmative! And blast it like it’s 5pm in the evening

    • @KellyMcnelly333
      @KellyMcnelly333 4 года назад +7

      Or put the radio on so loud that you can't even think straight

    • @kioskclerk
      @kioskclerk 4 года назад

      InfiniteMushroom that sounds really peaceful

    • @covid-192
      @covid-192 4 года назад

      Then my grandpa's not normal. He doesn't let the TV turn on until he has drank one and a half cups of coffee.

  • @LuciferMorningstar-ue8bq
    @LuciferMorningstar-ue8bq 2 года назад +2

    This is indeed the best tutorial to my morning I have seen.
    Brava my good sir

  • @HollyReardon
    @HollyReardon 4 года назад +140

    This guys is a combo of Zach Galifianakis and nick offerman

    • @dantesinporno
      @dantesinporno 4 года назад +6

      Nack Galifinoffermis?
      I love that guy.

    • @nms7872
      @nms7872 4 года назад

      @@dantesinporno Swanson

    • @kmeadows
      @kmeadows 4 года назад

      He is. 😂😂

    • @KS-xk2so
      @KS-xk2so 4 года назад

      I dunno if he has the mustache game to fill in the back half of that combo...

    • @DP-cg5lf
      @DP-cg5lf 4 года назад

      An even more plump Baker Mayfield

  • @thetwopointslow
    @thetwopointslow 4 года назад +1201

    “I don’t need to change” - the boomer motto

    • @B.D.B.Outdoors304
      @B.D.B.Outdoors304 4 года назад +89

      "I need to change into what everyone else thinks I should be"- the mellenial motto. Wish I was a boomer.

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 4 года назад +38

      @@B.D.B.Outdoors304 do you want a cookie or something mate

    • @B.D.B.Outdoors304
      @B.D.B.Outdoors304 4 года назад +49

      @@nihilisticbarbie dude, I would love a fuckin cookie

    • @gregofcanada4494
      @gregofcanada4494 4 года назад +10

      @@B.D.B.Outdoors304 I want an Oreo

    • @stevietonche
      @stevietonche 4 года назад +8

      @@nihilisticbarbie chips ahoy please.

  • @maryhalupa7558
    @maryhalupa7558 2 года назад +16

    I love Sharon. She puts up with a lot! 😄

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 4 года назад +396

    "You remember your aunt's cousin's best friend's brother's uncle's cousin's twice removed? They passed away." Like they somehow know everyone.

    • @JBidensucks
      @JBidensucks 4 года назад +8

      Yea there is a old slob at my local bar that does that it's annoying AS FUCK !!! every person who walks in "that's my cousin,daughter in law, second aunt blah blah . " Like dude STFU !

    • @balthierg
      @balthierg 4 года назад +18

      My step dad does this but with my workplace. He goes to multiple buildings in the company to do their AC. Basicly, imagine working at best buy and it goes.
      Dad : Did you hear Frank had a baby?
      Me: What? Who is Frank?
      Dad: You know frank he does accounting for the best buy 50 miles from you.
      Me:Why would i know frank?
      Dad: You totally met Frank. He has the hair.

    • @ritzafrancois4863
      @ritzafrancois4863 4 года назад +2

      Even Caribbean immigrant baby boomers do this. XD

  • @shannonw5756
    @shannonw5756 5 лет назад +10

    This is spot on lol. Getting up way too early, all the sighs, the glasses and newspaper, the thermos from the 70s.... 🤣 Oh and instead of caramels, my dad ate reeces every day after work.

  • @YourTapeworm
    @YourTapeworm 5 лет назад +126

    The caramel candy joke at the end got my thumbs up

    • @donnawoodford6641
      @donnawoodford6641 5 лет назад

      Your Tapeworm Hard or soft candy?

    • @lola.cruz916
      @lola.cruz916 5 лет назад +2

      @@donnawoodford6641 it's always the hard Werthers, Boomers don't like change, they stick to the classics

  • @kareraisuderp97
    @kareraisuderp97 4 года назад +314

    my grandma thinks organic means fake. and she "hates that organic stuff"

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 года назад +38

      Tbh, sometimes the organic label is just bs to make you pay more.

    • @maxxcastillo9347
      @maxxcastillo9347 4 года назад +25

      @@MrFredstt No, no it isn't. Food needs to be certified to be labeled as organic.

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 4 года назад +28

      @@maxxcastillo9347 Yes, yes it is. For example, you can label beef as "grass fed" but what that means is you can feed your cow grass for short period of time but feed it grain the rest of the time.

    • @naomilovenpeace
      @naomilovenpeace 4 года назад +15

      @@MrFredstt Actually it's a legal term strictly defined by the USDA that requires lots time, money, and inspections to be used. It only applies to food and other crops (like cotton) though. The specific definition can vary country to country. Whether or not it's actually better for you or for the environment is up for debate. Personally I don't think it is and I grew up on an organic farm lol

    • @negativefreeroll5089
      @negativefreeroll5089 4 года назад +3

      That’s hilarious

  • @terryquesenberry9218
    @terryquesenberry9218 3 года назад +2

    I Walked 5 miles to School uphill in the Snow Barefoot! And back home 5 miles Uphill in the mud!

  • @Rockasaur275
    @Rockasaur275 4 года назад +55

    The part with the dishwasher making it taste different and then saying it was good killed me that is so accurate

  • @fabulousdolphin4221
    @fabulousdolphin4221 4 года назад +367

    "Early bird gets the worm".
    Every Boomer ever.

    • @babblingalong7689
      @babblingalong7689 4 года назад

      'Early worm gets.......the worm' - Michael Scott (not a boomer, Gen-X)

    • @thelastonegone27
      @thelastonegone27 4 года назад +7

      Second mouse gets the cheese.

    • @chuckinhouston9952
      @chuckinhouston9952 4 года назад

      FABULOUS DOLPHIN Not me son.

    • @Dr_Legat
      @Dr_Legat 4 года назад

      İts true bro

    • @UserHunca
      @UserHunca 3 года назад +2

      Never said this in 66 years of life.

  • @shotlikeapro155
    @shotlikeapro155 Год назад +6

    This reminds me of my father other than the newspaper… I still remember him going to work with a big heavy jacket on and his lunch (the Stanley bottle in this case) in his hand, life was simpler then ❤

  • @SpookStatik
    @SpookStatik 4 года назад +643

    Not accurate, he never whined about kids and electronics. 🗿

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx 3 года назад +1

      He knows his viewership ;).

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx 3 года назад +2

      @Sorek Ben-Ephraim I love these comments cause I personally don't think it's relevant to the time period. These things kinda naturally happen as you get older lol

    • @trige000
      @trige000 3 года назад +2

      >Americans.
      >Whining.
      Ye.

    • @jondubb35
      @jondubb35 3 года назад +7

      @ג'וקר נשי Can you blame them? I’d rather be stuck in the past than continue to deal with the 21st Century that’s overrun with spoiled, trust fund millennial low IQ morons, who claim that “males” can menstruate, cancel anyone who disagrees with them, support elementary aged children undergoing gender reassignment therapy, and think white supremacists are hiding around every corner just waiting to jump out and kill them. I couldn’t make up this shit if I tried….

    • @sevinstorey4365
      @sevinstorey4365 3 года назад +2

      Well our kids are grown lol and we really don’t GAF about computers bc our wives take care of all of that. Or our children.

  • @toadmilker8151
    @toadmilker8151 4 года назад +73

    Complain about being sore more. And complain more in general.

  • @marcydickerson9088
    @marcydickerson9088 4 года назад +1

    Everybody I’ve watched so far you’re right on! Love them

  • @blackscoped
    @blackscoped 5 лет назад +8

    Im laughing so hard at this, the one liners are so on point 😂😂😂😂

  • @Westball
    @Westball 5 лет назад +40

    My family has that same thermos and it still works

    • @dirtracer21d
      @dirtracer21d 5 лет назад +7

      Paul Westphal how does a thermos go bad? I have the same one in the trunk of my car haha

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 5 лет назад +4

      @@dirtracer21d if you let a steam roller drive over it, you'll need a new one. They're pretty sturdy otherwise

    • @dirtracer21d
      @dirtracer21d 5 лет назад +1

      Recovering Soul 😂😂 I’m a welder so I’d rebuild her to it’s once great glory

    • @dirtracer21d
      @dirtracer21d 5 лет назад +1

      Vital Signs ahhh that does make sense

  • @geoffreyedwards7495
    @geoffreyedwards7495 3 года назад +1

    😂😂it's taste different Sharon......sips it, "ahh, that's good"😂😂😂

  • @jeshwemmy1634
    @jeshwemmy1634 5 лет назад +126

    The subtitles should just say *dad nosies*

    • @alexcarter8807
      @alexcarter8807 4 года назад +2

      Thank goodness it's not on Smellovision!

    • @oe542
      @oe542 3 года назад

      So far this is like the 900th comment saying something about dad noises. I had to finally say something because until this moment I just thought my dad must be the worlds most annoying person. The noises that man makes..... smdh. It’s been many years since I lived in his house but I can still here him in the mornings. Sniffling, coughing, sneezing, clearing his throat, talking to the dog and the cat, walking around seemingly opening and closing everything with a hinge in the house all while have zero regard for anyone not awake at 4am. Used to drive me insane. Turns out he’s just a dad.

  • @jeremynothing
    @jeremynothing 5 лет назад +75

    Of course her name is Sharon.

  • @roedoresdeoliveira
    @roedoresdeoliveira 4 года назад +16

    My dad just passed next to me loud breathing and had to come back to this video and watch it once again, it's so accurate it's absurd.

  • @tuckerwelty3913
    @tuckerwelty3913 5 лет назад +85

    Who else’s dad is a boomer

  • @elitepotato002
    @elitepotato002 5 лет назад +10

    The Menards mug is on point lol

  • @scoutmaster33
    @scoutmaster33 2 года назад +2

    The coffee cup seasoning is spot on for me. The newspaper is spot on for the wife.

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 3 года назад +3

    This was the first of your videos that I came across now I’m a huge fan. Love revisiting this one

  • @henry1209
    @henry1209 4 года назад +65

    my dad is 64 years old, and when I saw the coffee thermos I damn near died. THE ACCURACY OF THIS

    • @TiffTheTyrant
      @TiffTheTyrant 4 года назад +7

      Same I completely lost my mind lol 😂 my dad is a FARMER boomer and has that thermos AND a grungy gross lunch pail since 1980

    • @josephsummers2427
      @josephsummers2427 4 года назад +2

      My dad is a bit older, but also has a thermos from a long time ago. I think the early 1980s?

    • @ashleighb982
      @ashleighb982 4 года назад +1

      My dad has been bringing the same plastic travel coffee cup with a picture of an eagle on it to work since I can remember. At least 20 years 😂

    • @spirals73
      @spirals73 Год назад

      Your dad is not a boomer. He's GenX.

  • @Loves2laugh15
    @Loves2laugh15 Год назад +13

    LOL this is so accurate. I'm a millenial and my dad is a boomer. He has the same routine haha. He does always tell my mom he loves her before he leaves the house though :)

  • @JCMiniPainting
    @JCMiniPainting 4 года назад +4

    The Menards mug was especially on point for my dad. And me.

    • @katl1489
      @katl1489 4 года назад

      Save Big money at my nards lol

    • @geezgoddamn
      @geezgoddamn 4 года назад

      @@katl1489 Menards is weird. Who the fuck wants to buy bread at a hardware store

  • @mswinslow2396
    @mswinslow2396 4 года назад +4

    Showed this to my 65 year old dad, and he about died laughing ....cause he knew it was all true when he was working!

  • @candicefrost4561
    @candicefrost4561 11 месяцев назад +2

    It’s the ordering his wife around like a servant for me 😂

  • @ellastewart5747
    @ellastewart5747 4 года назад +8

    “someone’s gotta put food on the table. we havin’ porkchops tonight?”

  • @chet7219
    @chet7219 5 лет назад +31

    The Menards mug is the cherry on top

    • @adelesandry
      @adelesandry 5 лет назад +9

      11% rebate makes your coffee taste better

  • @hackerism1
    @hackerism1 4 года назад +2

    So good, just needed him opening the blinds and talking about his neighbors lawn

  • @slavic_bog_warlock
    @slavic_bog_warlock 4 года назад +90

    It’s like he recorded my grandpa, and that’s scary as hell

    • @buckethat789
      @buckethat789 4 года назад

      its culture

    • @goldlikelife
      @goldlikelife 4 года назад

      Grandpa?! How young are you? 🤣 this is my dad!

  • @pope6789
    @pope6789 4 года назад +31

    You forgot the part where he smacks the toast like an animal.

  • @donovansavage4351
    @donovansavage4351 Год назад +7

    Gosh when i was a kid staying at my grandparents every weekend, i purposely went to bed early & woke up at 4AM so i could have my cup of milk & toast with my grandpa while he read the paper. One of my favorite childhood memories these days. Now I’m almost 25 & am turning into him. The accuracy 😂😂😂

    • @The_snatch_wrecker
      @The_snatch_wrecker Год назад +1

      Waking up at 4am to drink milk was your favorite childhood memory? Jesus, off yourself

  • @TinaKiker
    @TinaKiker 4 года назад +55

    I'm almost 56.
    This was MY grandparents.

  • @Disastrousmedia
    @Disastrousmedia 5 лет назад +144

    this is what baker mayfield is gonna look like in 15 years lol

  • @rayray-ou8xc
    @rayray-ou8xc 4 года назад +1

    this is priceless. you nailed it. need more !

  • @jay34219
    @jay34219 5 лет назад +9

    I hope one day, you find your Sharon, my guy. I hope she makes the best ranch ever made and keeps that fridge stocked with BUSCHHHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @HyenaFox
    @HyenaFox 4 года назад +189

    "God, you teenagers. It's impossible to get you up in the morning, it takes like an hour or two for you to get ready!"
    - my mom, who goes to bed at 6:00 PM and wakes up at 3:00, said to me, who goes to bed at 11:30 and wakes up at 6:30.

    • @nyeoncolors6949
      @nyeoncolors6949 4 года назад

      Well yea cause we’re doing fun shit 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @somethinggood9267
      @somethinggood9267 4 года назад

      Does she really go to bed at 6 tho?!?!?!?!

    • @kerri-lynndunne9942
      @kerri-lynndunne9942 4 года назад +4

      She probably won't believe this but you can clap back that teenagers are not getting enough sleep. School start times are messing with your natural sleep cycle and you do most of your development while sleeping. So that's why it's hard to get teens up they're literally interrupting your development.

    • @meatloafperfume8218
      @meatloafperfume8218 2 года назад +1

      hell im still asleep at 6 pm, but i dont go to bed til 1 in the noon and sleep til around 10 at night, required for graveyard shift

  • @sunstruckfarms4489
    @sunstruckfarms4489 3 года назад

    The charmin ultra soft ad played before this video for me , has to be one of the most hilariously appropriate ads based on a video title I've seen

  • @nickyisicky
    @nickyisicky 5 лет назад +46

    Glasses aren’t far enough down the nose lol

  • @creekandseminole
    @creekandseminole 4 года назад +12

    My dad had that same thermos. Never stopped smelling like coffee and soup