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@@Antipodean33 You need to look harder then. You might need to walk past the Export and VB fridge though. I have recently tried the Rocky Ridge Big Dank Resin 8.5%, Freestyle Brewing Double Dhuy Imperial IPA 8%, Area 51 Gravitational Crush DDH IIPA 7.6%. All WA brewed by local businesses. Then the NZ Hop Zombie 8.5% and SA brewed Schwang Imperial Mixed Berry Sour. Of course they all have regular and midstrength options as well. It's good to support Australian businesses, the Japanese multinationals don't need any more sales
This is gold and so true, and I’m a Craft Beer Home Brewer. My wife even bought me a Craft Beer Wanker t-shirt for Xmas 😂😂 Might call my next brew a Horny Caterpillar SV6 😂😂
IPA - Indian pale ale XPA - non Indian pale ale? UFC - where men claiming to be woman get to physically abuse woman in public for money. XYZ - probably the latest gender Bud light /Corona / Jack Daniels - the stuff you drink if you want to join the UFC Hope this helps :)
baahahaa.. "primary colours is all we need, I dont need some commissioned artwork of a stoned elephant skateboarding into a pigeons asshole to feel cultured about my drinking!" PUT THAT ON A T SHIRT with a picture of the staples.. XXXX , VB, Tooheys, Emu, Caarlton Draught.. and I'll wear that to weddings, clubs and all major events
Yep, go to the bar and it's like playing lotto. I ordered a pink lemonade for my daughter and got a fu#ken beer. "Dad this tastes off". Had a sip and it did taste like lemonade, however my tastebuds were fu#ken useless. My wife hates beer, so sure enough tasted it and said that's beer. WTF? Why in God's name would I want a pink lemonade!
I have never been to Australia; however, I have complained to a beer distributor in the local market on how we have been over-sold on IPA's. Hazy, fruity, stoned, juicy, effin' IPA's. Also, waaay toooo many seltzers! Just returned from the upper-midwest where the beer is beer and the brats are served. Sub'd.
Only just discovered this bloke and I have a feeling that we are going to get along just fine. Looks like I'm spoiled for choice so wish me luck as I dive in for a bit of a binge, cheers oz.
Can I direct you to our Session Ale - Sapper's Slaughter -bitter and flavourless, made with crocodile tears, served in buckets. 6% Meanwhile, we'll be enjoying a Trust Fund Mondays - XIPA Portello MDMA experimental small batch in the upstairs lounge watching the show unfold
Unfined beer, you can`t see through.. I call dishwater, or mud when you look at it, but that doesnt mean I won`t drink it..a name sells a beer, like a pumpclip does..great video, kind of sums up the beer world from a lager drinker..but to be fair, brewers have become more adventurous, and we need to applaud that, and I sometimes think it does what it says on the tin, but its not beer..but glad I tried it, to widen my experience..
Awesome videos mate keep them coming..I'd like to come over there someday and shoot the hogs, camels, donkey's you all got a problem with over there and the wild dogs to ..and woud Love to play your trivia game you used to host do you need to do more of those again ..
Exactly why i dont mind a crafty every now n then...something different and rolls ya as hard as a Bundy OP! Smart man this bloke....shame he'll be seen as "Over qualified" for the Prime Minister position!
What your thoughts on this yes voice,if you like me ,I love my outdoors,fishing,camping,and I like getting firewood so I am voting no,please comment what you think.
Absolute legends these guys say it as they see it . Political correctness straight out the door they make the greatest skits and spoofs on scenarios relevant to our current lifestyle and the big fella keeps our Aussie bush culture and true bush vonacular alive. Keep on keeping on cobber 😂
😎👍There’s a thing I refer to as ‘Australian craft beer syndrome’ - this refers to all that stuff that tastes like someone fermented grapefruit skins in a galvanised bucket of rusty nails and then used a Soda stream to add a bit of fizz…..thing is, they all taste the sodding same and it’s nothing like a genuine IPA. NEIPA (🇺🇸) is another offender, it’s not an IPA, stop trying to add legitimacy to your woefully shithouse beverages by adding IPA in the name or some variation of it! Oz makes enough good beer to know better than trying to fob off sub standard beer on fresh generations coming of age.
This sh!t is everywhere in the uk too, does my head in. Even worse, Craft brewers pay less tax than the established traditional breweries, but still charge more for their shoddy alcopops. I hate them.
@@papalegba6796 😎👍, having come from the UK I know what IPA was originally created for & how it should taste, Greene King & Shepherd Neame are a fair place to start for how it should taste. Tui from New Zealand is noteworthy too. IPA should be trademarked or at least made an industry standard - Craft beer IPA? this is like making Brie and calling it Cheddar. 😡
@@billyaitken7461 they all use these rancid yank hops like cascade. Thing is, cascade was originally bred to be very high yield & pest resistant, at first no breweries wanted it cos it's so bitter. But then the craft guys found a way to use it, by adding fruit syrup to disguise the bitterness. Now the yank hops growers are having a bonanza & we're being forced to drink alcopops that taste like mouthwash. It's a huge scam.
a local pub near me got given a promotional keg of this so called "craft beer" and they were selling it at half price. Some tried it said it was cat piss so the keg remained. They ended up offering to give it away with every local beer bought, but when people bought their local beer they still didn't want it even though it was free. It ended getting ditched. See this is what happens when these trendy man bun, skinny jean wearing hipsters thought they could take over the real beer world. You can't beat a Melbourne Bitter
I just want beer that tastes like real beer, and only 2% tax.
Sorry, your in Australia. Tax will be 70% on that beer
Homebrew.👌
Drink you own piss..tax free
@@Professor__S kevin rudd the dud .
there are places that will tell you how to do it and let you use the equipment to brew it and bottle it, also only charge 170-200 for a 50 liters.
its a good day when you see a new Angry Christmas Productions video
A stoned elephant, skateboarding into a pigeons arsehole - pure poetry 😂
Fuckn oath
that was an absolute classic!
Line if the year
Of
I would like to a picture of that on a bottle though, be worth the $$$ price.
Someone give this man a job in Human Resourses.
Think there is a job available at Bud Light!
When the beer is shit, you add the word craft.
Old fella is the best character man!
If you think libraries are quiet, it means you haven't been in one for at least a decade.
Sad but true
Theyre still very quiet, maybe you're a city slicker lol.
"no alcoholic craft beer drinkers" my brother in Christ, meet the homebrewers.
Present.
Did someone call?
So if I only drink a sixer of ipa a day does that make me an alcoholic?
@@jessepitt Nononono. Alcoholics go to meetings.
I can't stop laughing...this video is pure xxxx gold. Love your work.
Beer doesnt have to fancy. Good taste, well priced and COLD, and good company 🍺🍺🍺🍺👍
Most mass produced Australian beers are now far from well priced
As a craft beer drinker.......I get it and you nailed this video
Yep, thats why I homebrew and finish the night with a couple of craft beers. Cheaper and buggered if I can knock back 8%ers all night
You admit to being a craft beer drinker? That would be like coming out to your family as being gay for the first time
@@emceeboogieboots1608 who the fuck is drinking 8% beer? i've never heard of an 8% beer
@@Antipodean33 You need to look harder then. You might need to walk past the Export and VB fridge though. I have recently tried the Rocky Ridge Big Dank Resin 8.5%, Freestyle Brewing Double Dhuy Imperial IPA 8%, Area 51 Gravitational Crush DDH IIPA 7.6%. All WA brewed by local businesses. Then the NZ Hop Zombie 8.5% and SA brewed Schwang Imperial Mixed Berry Sour. Of course they all have regular and midstrength options as well.
It's good to support Australian businesses, the Japanese multinationals don't need any more sales
Couldn't have spoken any truer brother
This is gold and so true, and I’m a Craft Beer Home Brewer. My wife even bought me a Craft Beer Wanker t-shirt for Xmas 😂😂 Might call my next brew a Horny Caterpillar SV6 😂😂
Send it in mate and I’ll bloody review it with a couple piss heads! Horny Caterpillar SV6 must happen.
You’re on mate, will be a few weeks away as I do fifo, but will keep you posted on the brew. 👍
I’d give the horny caterpillar sv6 a go, heck, I mean I’ll try anything once!
Make sure in the description of the beer ya put "Tastes like a stoned elephant, skateboarding into a pigeons arsehole"!
I called mine Stinky Lizard Amber.
IPA - Indian pale ale
XPA - non Indian pale ale?
UFC - where men claiming to be woman get to physically abuse woman in public for money.
XYZ - probably the latest gender
Bud light /Corona / Jack Daniels - the stuff you drink if you want to join the UFC
Hope this helps :)
Fragile masculinity in one comment.
Thats why im on the goon, mate. $13 for a 4.4L cask. Can't argue with that. Chuck a little solo in the cup and you're all set.
baahahaa.. "primary colours is all we need, I dont need some commissioned artwork of a stoned elephant skateboarding into a pigeons asshole to feel cultured about my drinking!" PUT THAT ON A T SHIRT with a picture of the staples.. XXXX , VB, Tooheys, Emu, Caarlton Draught.. and I'll wear that to weddings, clubs and all major events
Spot on 😂
Spot on. Could not have written this any better.
You want milk that just tastes like milk and you want Beer that just tastes like BEER 😅
I like milk that tastes like chocolate.
They all taste like someone has squeezed a frickin lemon into the beer.
Agreed. It's a smart arse(man) that can brew that out. ...and what's with all that overpowering hops flavour? Disgusting.
I’ve had a few craft beers. But imo nothing compares to the Coopers Sparkling Ale.
Yep, go to the bar and it's like playing lotto. I ordered a pink lemonade for my daughter and got a fu#ken beer. "Dad this tastes off". Had a sip and it did taste like lemonade, however my tastebuds were fu#ken useless. My wife hates beer, so sure enough tasted it and said that's beer. WTF? Why in God's name would I want a pink lemonade!
I have never been to Australia; however, I have complained to a beer distributor in the local market on how we have been over-sold on IPA's. Hazy, fruity, stoned, juicy, effin' IPA's. Also, waaay toooo many seltzers! Just returned from the upper-midwest where the beer is beer and the brats are served. Sub'd.
Only just discovered this bloke and I have a feeling that we are going to get along just fine. Looks like I'm spoiled for choice so wish me luck as I dive in for a bit of a binge, cheers oz.
You should craft a new beer called numby numb,I reckon it would go great 👌✌️👍👏🍺
Brilliant bush logic!
I’d love to get overseas and see one of those donkey shows 😂😂
😂
Love your videos mate. Cheers.
AWESOME stuff m8 lmfao .. big thumbs up
😂😂😂😂😂 fucken hilariously spot one ol-mate 😂😂😂😂😂🍻
Amen brother.
_"I mean, Christ, are we talking about beers or Ford Falcon models?!"_
LOL
Beautiful articulated good sir. I must concur😁
This has to be about the most Australian thing I have ever seen.
I love to have a beer with Duncan cos Duncan’s me mate
Absolute quality vid mate. Spot on...
I had a good laugh thanks mate
Not a wiser word is spoken
Enough said am thinking 😂😂
Can I direct you to our Session Ale - Sapper's Slaughter -bitter and flavourless, made with crocodile tears, served in buckets. 6%
Meanwhile, we'll be enjoying a Trust Fund Mondays - XIPA Portello MDMA experimental small batch in the upstairs lounge watching the show unfold
Nummy num num,,,, argh a place I know well !!
Half these beers taste like the wiggles brewed em 😂😂😂😂
Gold mate . Cheers n normal beers !
Amen brother
✨GOLD✨🙏🏼🤣 0:19
Agreed!! Mate
Ahhhh. The Tijuana Donkey show.... 😂
God dam it man I missed the young fellas on craft beer episode skipped it straight to the old fellas ya reckon
Thats too funny😅😅
Fan farking tastic 😂👍🍻
Haha!! Gold
Love the crescendo Mate
I needed this
😂😂😂gold just gold
half f’ked possum 😂
this blokes next root will be his first
You and me darlin x
i hear ya . .
Keep em comina old fella ahahah
Hahahaahhahahahahaha... This is how i feel
He's just a simple man.
Sitting in front of the Audi logos....
True this😂 but I want my beer to be a half possum half elephant riding a skateboard on a giant wave smashing into a giant strawberry kinda beer 😂
Fuck that it's a black fish or a xxxx everything else can go in the trough.
Half of these new beers taste like the Wiggles brewed it...😅
Well done again.
Craft beer is home brew
Bud light for u it is!
Give me a schooner of VB any day, i mean ill drink anything but a cold VB and a place to sit and im happy.
Unfined beer, you can`t see through.. I call dishwater, or mud when you look at it, but that doesnt mean I won`t drink it..a name sells a beer, like a pumpclip does..great video, kind of sums up the beer world from a lager drinker..but to be fair, brewers have become more adventurous, and we need to applaud that, and I sometimes think it does what it says on the tin, but its not beer..but glad I tried it, to widen my experience..
That's not a Old Fella, not a wisp of grey or white in that magnificent fuzzy flavor savor.
I agree
12 bucks a glass for homebrew. 50 cents a long neck and I'd drink it.
Fckn gold😂😁😂
Craft Beer is good. Balter XPA is the best
what slim dusty song is playing in the background?
Fucken oath 🍻
That's what I reckon
The first sip always gives you away 😂
Awesome videos mate keep them coming..I'd like to come over there someday and shoot the hogs, camels, donkey's you all got a problem with over there and the wild dogs to ..and woud Love to play your trivia game you used to host do you need to do more of those again ..
Bonza cobber.
Love it
You're funny bastard! Bloody good laugh
..are you a fan of Mitch Hedberg by any chance?
Very true
spot on and I'm sitting here drinking a hazy pale fck where do I find an 80 buck carton thats cheap
Exactly why i dont mind a crafty every now n then...something different and rolls ya as hard as a Bundy OP! Smart man this bloke....shame he'll be seen as "Over qualified" for the Prime Minister position!
If it can't make you an alcoholic...it can't be good enough to drink ALL the time.
Hard to find a good lager these days. Got any suggestions?
Shit. Hows this gonna be when you are actually old? Im in 😂
Long live the largey!
I don't care what it is, as long as it isn't over a fiver.
no disrespect but Half fked possum IPA is kinda good!!!
bit hoppy but, still good
What your thoughts on this yes voice,if you like me ,I love my outdoors,fishing,camping,and I like getting firewood so I am voting no,please comment what you think.
It’s beer
it’s not complicated
just enjoy it.
Your a real Ozzie, not your fault.
Absolute legends these guys say it as they see it . Political correctness straight out the door they make the greatest skits and spoofs on scenarios relevant to our current lifestyle and the big fella keeps our Aussie bush culture and true bush vonacular alive.
Keep on keeping on cobber 😂
Cringe comment
Wiggles brewed it. So right. I get free flavours beer, watermelon etc. N they are horrible n do not taste like beer. Tastes like flavoured watet
😎👍There’s a thing I refer to as ‘Australian craft beer syndrome’ - this refers to all that stuff that tastes like someone fermented grapefruit skins in a galvanised bucket of rusty nails and then used a Soda stream to add a bit of fizz…..thing is, they all taste the sodding same and it’s nothing like a genuine IPA. NEIPA (🇺🇸) is another offender, it’s not an IPA, stop trying to add legitimacy to your woefully shithouse beverages by adding IPA in the name or some variation of it! Oz makes enough good beer to know better than trying to fob off sub standard beer on fresh generations coming of age.
This sh!t is everywhere in the uk too, does my head in. Even worse, Craft brewers pay less tax than the established traditional breweries, but still charge more for their shoddy alcopops. I hate them.
@@papalegba6796 😎👍, having come from the UK I know what IPA was originally created for & how it should taste, Greene King & Shepherd Neame are a fair place to start for how it should taste. Tui from New Zealand is noteworthy too. IPA should be trademarked or at least made an industry standard - Craft beer IPA? this is like making Brie and calling it Cheddar. 😡
@@billyaitken7461 they all use these rancid yank hops like cascade. Thing is, cascade was originally bred to be very high yield & pest resistant, at first no breweries wanted it cos it's so bitter. But then the craft guys found a way to use it, by adding fruit syrup to disguise the bitterness. Now the yank hops growers are having a bonanza & we're being forced to drink alcopops that taste like mouthwash. It's a huge scam.
I hear bud light is on sale….
Just wanna be numb at the end of the day, nail on the head.
😂
I polish off me longy's then polish them!
a local pub near me got given a promotional keg of this so called "craft beer" and they were selling it at half price. Some tried it said it was cat piss so the keg remained. They ended up offering to give it away with every local beer bought, but when people bought their local beer they still didn't want it even though it was free. It ended getting ditched. See this is what happens when these trendy man bun, skinny jean wearing hipsters thought they could take over the real beer world. You can't beat a Melbourne Bitter