Yeah too right mate. One time at an AKL airport bar I bought a craft beer because that's all they sold. Panhead ale or some shite like that. Spat it out back into the glass and walked. It was like drinking perfume or licking a deodorant stick. Not for me.
Yeah man. Most of the time the craft beers have stupid fucking notes on fruit. If i wanted fruit, i'd just drink tequila, or have a fucking strong cocktail and add some fruit to the cunt.
I used to work at that famous craft beer bar 'Mikk____', and I can tell you, this guy got it. Craft beer is pretentious, the brewers are pretentious and delusional, lost in his own circle jerks with other "crafty" individuals. At the bar, we tell you that you will taste slightly orange with an aroma of a wet sock, then you're gonna taste slightly orange and smell a wet sock. That's how it works, we basically psychologically manipulate you what you're gonna taste and apparently it worked.
I went to Germany a few years ago and came back thinking Australian beer was being sold under false pretences. The only positive I can think of for VB is you could put it in a fridge at a party and have no fear of it getting stolen.
Not aimed at craft beer, but perfectly fitting in a quote from Adam Sandler in 'That's my boy", when they go to the aroma therapy place for a bucks night and given their relaxation drink - "Tastes like cock infused with balls".
@It doesn’t matter What your name is yeah Australia has a high crime culture but it’s too be expected when you’re literally colonised by British prisoners. Shame the real chopper never gave comedy a go except for when he had news stories done about him. I’m 25 now and I have a photo with him at a pub in Melbourne when I was 11-12 years old and he was already wheelchair bound with illness (hepatitis I think caused his kidneys to start failing) but he was always a good bloke unless you’re Neville Bartoss 😂 (the fact this guy still has his ears is a big giveaway too)
@It doesn’t matter What your name is as much as he was liked as a public figure, he was hated in jail. An uncle of mine was in Penn when he turned 18 at around the same time as chopper was in and told me a story of chopper being moved from his cell for a interview or something and it had the entire cell block banging on the doors and screaming out shit like “you’re dead chopper you dog” so not every appreciated him sharing his exploits. He was also known to talk a fair bit of shit haha but you can’t let the truth get in the way of a good story I guess 😂
Stella is a better drink than Fosters. Problem is, most of the time the beers a brewed in the UK, NZ or Australia. Needs to be from Germany or a European country of the like like Belgium etc. Why? Because different brewing methods.
@@Prof.Pwnalot Stella used to give me a headache in the mornings. I think they use chemicals. I used to prefer homebrew kits in the UK. Pub beer used to smell like wet dogs.
You dont need a bottle opener. A fork works fine. Or a metal edge like a street sign. I learned that when i was in boarding school. Not the posh kind. The asylum kind. I used to hide my weed and my pipe in a video box. That was back when it was normal to have video cassettes. Nowadays theyd look suspicious.
A frog driving a shoe 🤣🤣🤣
2 questions, is it cold and will it drown out the tiny dissenting voices from my head
Yeah too right mate. One time at an AKL airport bar I bought a craft beer because that's all they sold. Panhead ale or some shite like that. Spat it out back into the glass and walked. It was like drinking perfume or licking a deodorant stick. Not for me.
Good on you Dean!.....you can fool some of the people ALL the time.
Yeah man.
Most of the time the craft beers have stupid fucking notes on fruit.
If i wanted fruit, i'd just drink tequila, or have a fucking strong cocktail and add some fruit to the cunt.
I thought this was Chopper until I noticed he had ears.
Great impersonating with mannerisms and vocals
Boooo that man
@@pdnl1991 I was replying to to the comment ya silly bastard
I used to work at that famous craft beer bar 'Mikk____', and I can tell you, this guy got it. Craft beer is pretentious, the brewers are pretentious and delusional, lost in his own circle jerks with other "crafty" individuals. At the bar, we tell you that you will taste slightly orange with an aroma of a wet sock, then you're gonna taste slightly orange and smell a wet sock. That's how it works, we basically psychologically manipulate you what you're gonna taste and apparently it worked.
I went to Germany a few years ago and came back thinking Australian beer was being sold under false pretences. The only positive I can think of for VB is you could put it in a fridge at a party and have no fear of it getting stolen.
Vasily Krushev ,SO TRUE!
Not aimed at craft beer, but perfectly fitting in a quote from Adam Sandler in 'That's my boy", when they go to the aroma therapy place for a bucks night and given their relaxation drink - "Tastes like cock infused with balls".
Drinking a wet sandwich my god that killed me.
Weasel-themed beer sounds badass.
Fuck twist tops - get the cans!! Ya get 30
Picture of a frog driving a show. 😀😀😀 LMFAO.
7 craft beer drinkers do not like twist tops :)
Chopper, you're still the Best!
@It doesn’t matter What your name is the real chopper died a few years ago, this is a comedian called heath franklin. Yes, the moustache is fake.
@It doesn’t matter What your name is yeah Australia has a high crime culture but it’s too be expected when you’re literally colonised by British prisoners. Shame the real chopper never gave comedy a go except for when he had news stories done about him. I’m 25 now and I have a photo with him at a pub in Melbourne when I was 11-12 years old and he was already wheelchair bound with illness (hepatitis I think caused his kidneys to start failing) but he was always a good bloke unless you’re Neville Bartoss 😂 (the fact this guy still has his ears is a big giveaway too)
@It doesn’t matter What your name is as much as he was liked as a public figure, he was hated in jail. An uncle of mine was in Penn when he turned 18 at around the same time as chopper was in and told me a story of chopper being moved from his cell for a interview or something and it had the entire cell block banging on the doors and screaming out shit like “you’re dead chopper you dog” so not every appreciated him sharing his exploits. He was also known to talk a fair bit of shit haha but you can’t let the truth get in the way of a good story I guess 😂
I drove to the pub on a quite Saturday afternoon. When I walked in the bar man said "Fostors??". I said "No I am driving. I will have a Stella.".
Stella is a better drink than Fosters.
Problem is, most of the time the beers a brewed in the UK, NZ or Australia.
Needs to be from Germany or a European country of the like like Belgium etc.
Why?
Because different brewing methods.
@@Prof.Pwnalot Stella used to give me a headache in the mornings. I think they use chemicals. I used to prefer homebrew kits in the UK. Pub beer used to smell like wet dogs.
We bloody love a beer!!
i luv craft beir chop!!
You dont need a bottle opener. A fork works fine. Or a metal edge like a street sign. I learned that when i was in boarding school. Not the posh kind. The asylum kind. I used to hide my weed and my pipe in a video box. That was back when it was normal to have video cassettes. Nowadays theyd look suspicious.
I feel attacked
Where did the ears come from?? Did they grow back?
Of course they fucking did!!
He’s using a coozy to hold his beer.
Any real chopper fans out there show this guy what time it is.
I dig what you are suggesting mate, but hey, he started well
Go fuck yourself
Address
I'll wait for your reply
Come on your coward
Fuck I love his outlook on life. Fuckem
You can tell it's not chopper because he has his ears !
Where's this from...
Brilliant 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤩
1:31 i lost my shit
Oh you LEGEND
So fucking true.....
Funny stuff
Craft beer =farts😅
Don't ever come to Seattle Chopper...
Pastrami?? 🤣🤣🤣
There was only 1 chopper...
HEAT FRANKLIN is the only chopper
Old Chopper had ya fooled
German beer all the way. Australian beer to clean toilets.
I'm from Scotland. Aye yep, German beer is defo the best.
No doubt...but we drink and have a good time. What sour face Kraut do you ever see having a laugh at themselves. Love ya women though.
German beer is crap.
Yeah, nah.
German beer is mass produced swill
Caution sick humor!
51 hipsters don't like this ......
Vb mate
Fucking hell🤣🤣
That's not chopper looks fuck all like him
THIS IS NOT CHOPPER
Thanks Sandra Sully. Go watch the Ronnie Johns Half Hour.
Dalena no shit Sherlock.
REEEEEEEEEEALLLYYYYYY. Just fkn facepalm….
It’s funny that’s it’s not funny
Don't like him