Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
  • Stewart Francis, the full-on gag merchant, fills this compilation with his legendary one-liners and they will come thick and fast. Stewart is at no point flustered, delivering it all in a laid-back manner which, oozes confidence. He always packs the gags in without even breaking a sweat! 🤣
    An internationally acclaimed stand-up comedian, accomplished actor, and writer, Stewart Francis is one bloody talented Francis of all trades.
    Watch more of Stewart Francis here: • Stewart Francis' BEST ...
    00:00 - Romance (Series 10, Episode 11)
    01:24 - Family (Series 6, Episode 10)
    03:13 - School (Series 7, Episode 5)
    04:23 - Relationships (Series 7, Episode 6)
    05:42 - Health (Series 7, Episode 8)
    07:03 - Marriage (Series 9, Episode 8)
    08:37 - Jobs (Series 10, Episode 3)
    09:56 - Family (Series 11, Episode 7)
    11:10 - Work (Series 8, Episode 3)
    12:16 - Leisure (Series 9, Episode 5)
    13:34 - Jobs (Series 12, Episode 7)
    Welcome to Jokes On Us - Where all the best stand-up comedy is fed, watered, and given free lodging.
    Feast your eyes on the most hysterical clips and compilations that we can get our hands on - from fresh new comics to classic household names right here on RUclips (and Facebook).
    💬 Join the Conversation: We love hearing from our community of comedy enthusiasts! Engage with us in the comments, share your favorite moments, and let us know what topics or skits you'd like to see next.
    🔥 New Uploads Weekly: We are committed to keeping the laughter alive, so we regularly upload fresh and engaging content.
    Make sure to hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications to unbox a hilarious collection of comedy content. Whatever your taste, we’ve got a giggle here for everyone.
    Sit back and laugh the night away… Jokes On Us!
    #JokesOnUs #Comedy #StandUp #StewartFrancis #MockTheWeek
  • ПриколыПриколы

Комментарии • 108

  • @BmanTheChamp
    @BmanTheChamp 18 дней назад +18

    Stewart's definitely one of, if not my favourite, one-liner comedians.

    • @lawren-hollienelson9948
      @lawren-hollienelson9948 2 дня назад

      There are so many of these Great one- liner comedians. One of my favorites is Milton Jones.

  • @Paul-eb9qj
    @Paul-eb9qj Месяц назад +23

    When you get Frankie Boyle to laugh out loud you know you're funny

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Месяц назад

      Was going to say the same. 👍

    • @truthwillout2371
      @truthwillout2371 9 дней назад +1

      Eh? Is Frankie Boyle the benchmark? Since when? SF is much funnier and much more talented than FB.

    • @Paul-eb9qj
      @Paul-eb9qj 9 дней назад

      @@truthwillout2371 nobody said he was the benchmark. You're getting into an argument with yourself.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 9 дней назад

      ​​@@truthwillout2371 Frankie in his early days on the show was outrageously funny, he could make lightning fast observations that bit like a shark, he could spin out a story, he could plumb the depths and still make you laugh, you could listen to Frankie for hours, wheras the one liners Stewart, Tim Vine, Gary Delaney, Milton Jones are rib tickling for about 15 mins before it starts too pall, l don't know why but others have said the same they're great acts as long as they're not on too long, some kind of mental fatigue sets in after a short while.

    • @lukeadv
      @lukeadv 8 дней назад +2

      Yep, Frankie getting tickled by material outside the pattern.

  • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
    @ScooterOnHisWay2024 Месяц назад +20

    He is THE BEST at one liners.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Месяц назад +22

    Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

  • @nigelhart3897
    @nigelhart3897 Месяц назад +18

    Stewart Francis. Class.

  • @Paulf1fan
    @Paulf1fan Месяц назад +25

    Probably the best debut there's been on Mock The Week

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Месяц назад

      yeah im glad they had him back a lot. he fit the style of the whole show really well

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 Месяц назад +18

    How. Does. He. Keep coming up with so many amazing puns

    • @timrobinson6893
      @timrobinson6893 Месяц назад +2

      He works backwards from the cliche and invents the scenario...

  • @smooney4908
    @smooney4908 Месяц назад +7

    I had to repeat the "Way Too Young" one like 3 times! That was crazy! 😆 🤣

  • @rigel5
    @rigel5 Месяц назад +2

    King of the one-liners. Love this guy ..... "The cure for agoraphobia is just around the corner" ..... Brilliant! (fear of going outside)

  • @Island_Lady
    @Island_Lady Месяц назад +16

    Here it's is April 2024 and I've just now seen my first video of Jokes On Us. Of course I had to subscribe. I had never heard of Stewart Francis' but I'm a fan. He had my laughing hysterically. Sarah Millican is favorite female comedian and Jimmy Carr is also a favorite so I look forward to seeing their videos. Being in the US we don't hear much about the UK comedians so thanks for giving me the opportunity to hear them here. 😂 👍

    • @itsmrmurraytoyou4924
      @itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Месяц назад +7

      Check out frankie boyle 👌

    • @batters4718
      @batters4718 Месяц назад +7

      Milton Jones for a clean one liner and Gary Delaney for some more crude

    • @Island_Lady
      @Island_Lady Месяц назад

      @@itsmrmurraytoyou4924 Thx for the suggestion. I will definitely look him up.

    • @Island_Lady
      @Island_Lady Месяц назад +1

      @@batters4718 Thank you for the suggestions. Laughter IS the best medicine so I will look them up. ☺️

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust Месяц назад

      @@batters4718 yes, excellent suggestions for one liners! milton did an Appolo that i saw once and it was absolutely NUTS

  • @coppulor6500
    @coppulor6500 Месяц назад +10

    my dad's schizophrenic.....he's good people. 🤣

  • @fergmac1
    @fergmac1 29 дней назад +1

    Killers! Top notch!

  • @acousticsoundz1985
    @acousticsoundz1985 15 дней назад +2

    Unlike a lot of netflix "Specials" I laughed all the way through this 15 minute compilation. All the f*cking way.

    • @graemefeeney2256
      @graemefeeney2256 8 дней назад

      I agree and I think it’s due to the majority of ‘comedians’ today tell long drawn out stories that we might relate to. They don’t have actual jokes or material.

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX Месяц назад +7

    i enjoy watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis
    😂

    • @user-cy7fd1uf6b
      @user-cy7fd1uf6b 10 дней назад +2

      I enjoyed reading about you enjoying watching Frankie Boyle enjoying watching Stewart Francis

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 10 дней назад

      ​@@user-cy7fd1uf6b l enjoyed reading about you enjoying reading about him enjoying watching Frankie enjoying watching Stewart, who we were all enjoying.
      Enjoy.

  • @kenbrownfield6584
    @kenbrownfield6584 Месяц назад +2

    Brilliant jokes !

  • @CyclopeanCityDweller
    @CyclopeanCityDweller 24 дня назад +2

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 6 дней назад

      I've never laughed mune hard ever, l need porn for that 😂

  • @CoreyHunter
    @CoreyHunter 20 дней назад

    Haven't heard many of these from him before. Thanks for uploading!

  • @johnledingham852
    @johnledingham852 27 дней назад

    Stewart Francis is a great comedian. Funny that.

  • @Walperion_Music
    @Walperion_Music Месяц назад +4

    Just now I'm seeing Frankie seeming to enjoy Stewart's style a lot.

  • @MervynPartin
    @MervynPartin 18 дней назад +1

    I've seen him live on stage- brilliant.

  • @grf15
    @grf15 Месяц назад +8

    Quite a number of these are from his standup routines. Doesn't matter, I laugh every time.

  • @emgee44
    @emgee44 Месяц назад +7

    He’s very good with the quick one liners, another comedian that’s also good is Tim Vine.

  • @johnnieflashlite6740
    @johnnieflashlite6740 Месяц назад

    Awesome

  • @nigelbrigstock19
    @nigelbrigstock19 3 дня назад +1

    No swearing no f this f that. Brilliant

  • @grahambunton377
    @grahambunton377 Месяц назад +4

    Mock The Week has very few real comedians [ones that make you laugh]
    Stewart Francis is one of the best.

  • @dubyah8824
    @dubyah8824 Месяц назад +5

    Wow, Frankie Boyle really enjoyed that 2nd set!

  • @karlparker4680
    @karlparker4680 Месяц назад

    That golden showers joke is an absolute god tier dad joke, hysterical

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Месяц назад +2

    LOL, LOL, LOL !!!!

  • @BrushEggleston
    @BrushEggleston 14 дней назад

    Smart slick hilarious

  • @stevetaylor-yi5hh
    @stevetaylor-yi5hh Месяц назад +2

    Very funny guy lmfao

  • @stephenspeer3123
    @stephenspeer3123 Месяц назад +1

    Hey, in the title, you used the possessive apostrophe correctly. Well done!

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Месяц назад

      People often have a go at me over my bad grammar, but l just say " dont tell me tell my grandad she's his wife "

  • @jeffl.9633
    @jeffl.9633 27 дней назад +2

    "I once applied for a job selling mirrors, but didn't get it. I was disappointed because that was a career in which I could really see myself."

    • @nickwebb4537
      @nickwebb4537 25 дней назад

      😂😂😂

    • @christopherdavis4135
      @christopherdavis4135 16 дней назад +1

      On reflection, maybe it wasn't for you.

    • @jeffl.9633
      @jeffl.9633 16 дней назад

      @@christopherdavis4135 - "I've been completely broken up about it, but after seven long years, I think I can move on."

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 24 дня назад +1

    he's like if Milton was not stoned

  • @sampleoffers1978
    @sampleoffers1978 Месяц назад

    Gary Shandling's funny dude thank's youtube suggestion, cue the glad whistle outros

  • @alanaldpal950
    @alanaldpal950 Месяц назад

    Funny that no one else gets picked

  • @kieranwelsh327
    @kieranwelsh327 14 дней назад +1

    To make frankie boyle laugh .. crazy

  • @laurenceforward7099
    @laurenceforward7099 7 дней назад

    I like my coffee how i like my women --- picked by migrant workers ....... this guy had me cracking up

  • @teenastetic3681
    @teenastetic3681 Месяц назад +2

    Your welcome a great Canadian export

  • @Clearlight201
    @Clearlight201 Месяц назад +7

    It looks like Andy Parsons doesn't enjoy Stuart's humour at all.

    • @russellprout723
      @russellprout723 Месяц назад +2

      I dont ever see him laugh at the other comedians. Maybe he his thinking about his next line or joke

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Месяц назад

      Hah, just said Andy didn't look like he was enjoying Stewart, Andy is a good comedien in his own right, l have to think he wouldnt be so obvious as to look bored with another professionals act as it would evince the kind of comment just made here, so lets give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was concentrating on his next line. 😂

    • @Juvefan68
      @Juvefan68 22 дня назад

      He never laughs at anyone else wth

    • @buffalo182
      @buffalo182 6 дней назад +1

      Andy parsons is as funny as a speeding fine

  • @user-cy7fd1uf6b
    @user-cy7fd1uf6b 10 дней назад

    Do the producers just ask the comedians what part of their act they want to perform then put up a category that matches it?

  • @david_4739
    @david_4739 27 дней назад

    It's hard to tell if the other comedians don't get the joke, or are busy working out what they're going to say when its their turn, or are just gutted that they've got to follow that.

    • @rainerseeger4195
      @rainerseeger4195 21 день назад

      They have their jokes ready and rehearsed, the topics are pre arranged, and not random.

  • @adamreiss8446
    @adamreiss8446 8 дней назад

    Has anyone else noticed that the only comedian that stands there stony faced and never reacts or shows the slightest bit of interest in other comedian´s jokes is Andy Parsons?

  • @user-xg4td3gg7e
    @user-xg4td3gg7e 7 часов назад +1

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

  • @ludovisian5063
    @ludovisian5063 9 дней назад +1

    Bald guy looks eaten up with envy

  • @ricedmond661
    @ricedmond661 Месяц назад +29

    When comedians were funny

    • @adammitchell7403
      @adammitchell7403 Месяц назад

      Don't u mean the audience weren't pussys

    • @sverigeforst6615
      @sverigeforst6615 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah. But you have to consider, they aren't allowed to be funny any more, everything is now offensive or racist or something else... 😢

    • @rusty75ish
      @rusty75ish 2 дня назад

      ​​@@sverigeforst6615 No it's not, bellends just like to say that. More offensive comedians than ever are allowed

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints День назад

      ​@@rusty75ishno bellend they're not thats nonsense. You can't have funny comedians anymore because the snowflakes who get offended by everything have too big a voice. You just get rob and romesh now who tick a diversity box but aren't funny.

    • @thefivepoints
      @thefivepoints День назад

      .....and people weren't offended by everything.

  • @Helenah51
    @Helenah51 Месяц назад

    Looks like the English comedians weren’t enjoying some real comedic talent

    • @spinynormanbest6410
      @spinynormanbest6410 Месяц назад

      They're not comedians

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Месяц назад

      Andy Parsons didn't seem impressed did he, andhe is a good comedien of the observational type, but Stewarts great at his job, maybe Andy was just concentrating. 😅

  • @remektekmedia6641
    @remektekmedia6641 4 дня назад +1

    I hate the canned laughter all the time.

  • @kevincull1091
    @kevincull1091 6 дней назад

    The fact that everyone laughed at all the jokes part from Andy Parsons shows how bitter and resentful he is. Shame!

  • @tanz7877
    @tanz7877 8 дней назад +2

    Canned laughter just ruins it

  • @colin4797
    @colin4797 Месяц назад

    Rubbish

  • @JustMe-yi8cd
    @JustMe-yi8cd 21 день назад

    Happy birthday dad ? Not at all funny. This guy is sick.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 6 дней назад

      Glad your sense of humour bypass went well 🤗

    • @stevepayne5965
      @stevepayne5965 2 дня назад

      Congratulations, the sense of humour bypass seems to have been a complete success.

  • @jackieedmondson8422
    @jackieedmondson8422 Месяц назад

    Boooooring

    • @ramsey6681
      @ramsey6681 Месяц назад +4

      Don't despair though. I'm sure you'll be fascinating when you've grown up.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Месяц назад

      Yes the first hurdle is knowing what you are now with therapy and some years behind you you'll grow into a sense of humour, and well done for admitting it on a huge platform like RUclips, thats the first hurdle down.. One day you might be slightly interesting.

  • @daveozip4326
    @daveozip4326 23 дня назад

    Americans just don’t get it - sorry to disagree with almost everyone here but I’d give his effort 4/10 at the most. Pathetic.

  • @marcgriffiths
    @marcgriffiths Месяц назад

    Clever but not funny. Too rude. Cheap . A great comedian is clean and funny.

    • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
      @ScooterOnHisWay2024 Месяц назад +4

      What is wrong with you? My 1st guess is, a lot.

    • @NeonXXP
      @NeonXXP Месяц назад

      If you are not envious, you should be.

    • @Juvefan68
      @Juvefan68 22 дня назад +2

      Who are you the pope?