Gary Delaney’s BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

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  • A pun-packed compilation from the one-liner extraordinaire that is Gary Delaney 🎪 from almost every single of his appearances of Mock The Week.
    Gary loves each and every gag and you can’t help but be carried away by his infectious charm. He’s like a cheeky schoolboy who can barely hide his glee with each and every punch line.
    Gary’s the only comic ever to have got two gags in the same top 10 for Dave’s TV Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe. He is currently touring, his last tour was extended four times and took in over 200 venues, he’s the premier gag smith of his generation and, through X (formally known as Twitter - which is what it should have always stayed as) he’s become one of the most followed and quoted comedians in the country.
    PUNDAMENTALIST: Gary Delaney's NEW JOKE BOOK, is now available in paperback - tinyurl.com/2s4zx9r6
    00:00 - Relationships (Series 11, Episode 3)
    01:28 - Family (Series 11, Episode 9)
    03:14 - Celebrity (Series 11, Episode 11)
    04:50 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 2)
    06:43 - Education (Series 12, Episode 3)
    08:14 - Childhood (Series 12, Episode 8)
    10:14 - Relationships (Series 12, Episode 10)
    11:45 - Shopping (Series 13, Episode 2)
    13:17 - Health (Series 13, Episode 5)
    14:53 - Transport (Series 13, Episode 7)
    16:27 - Nationalities (Series 13, Episode 8)
    17:55 - Childhood (Series 14, Episode 3)
    19:26 - Health (Series 14, Episode 9)
    21:12 - Work (Series 15, Episode 1)
    22:57 - Technology (Series 15, Episode 2)
    24:20 - Relationships (Series 15, Episode 9)
    25:57 - Health (Series 16, Episode 3)
    27:59 - Animals (Series 16, Episode 9)
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Комментарии • 124

  • @ianchung5395
    @ianchung5395 Месяц назад +38

    The true testament is when the other comedians piss themselves laughing

  • @daevanpatel4207
    @daevanpatel4207 2 месяца назад +19

    Gary is as funny as he feels he is a legend. Iconic. Thank you Mr Delaney

    • @HutcH68
      @HutcH68 2 месяца назад +8

      Commas please 😂 I definitely misread this the first time. Cheers!

  • @rjb6327
    @rjb6327 Месяц назад +13

    "Dad it's all Ls. Yea its Welsh" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Bipolarcloud
    @Bipolarcloud Месяц назад +10

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @LEWISJAXON1
    @LEWISJAXON1 24 дня назад +2

    You can see the respect from his fellow comedians ❤

  • @hawkpaul8735
    @hawkpaul8735 Месяц назад +2

    Always has me laughing my head off. One of my favourite comedians.

  • @highdownmartin
    @highdownmartin Месяц назад +18

    I’ve got the memory of an elephant.
    I remember one time going to the zoo, and I saw an elephant
    Top joke

  • @Do_Not_Comply_V
    @Do_Not_Comply_V Месяц назад

    Best one liners EVER! THE GUY'S A LEGEND 😂😂😂😂

  • @Fatwreckman
    @Fatwreckman Месяц назад +23

    Nobody makes it look as effortless as Gary.
    The only person who broke everybody on the show this regularly was Frankie.

  • @anngant6034
    @anngant6034 Месяц назад +5

    Very funny. Love it.

  • @raxtafari7750
    @raxtafari7750 26 дней назад

    Saw Gary Live ...amazingly hilarious. Love him ❤

  • @AJPflooringuk
    @AJPflooringuk Месяц назад +7

    I've had to pause this for laughing with tears,this guy is amazing,I defy anyone to watch this and not laugh 😂

  • @joeblogs5012
    @joeblogs5012 Месяц назад

    I can't breath. This is too much. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nelsonduffy9520
    @nelsonduffy9520 Месяц назад +6

    That’s a comedic genius at work here

  • @matthewsykes4814
    @matthewsykes4814 27 дней назад

    Making one liners is an art, having enough to destroy panel jokers and an audience is amazing. Gary is brilliant.

  • @derekwarren6171
    @derekwarren6171 Месяц назад +4

    Brilliant comedy.

  • @staninjapan07
    @staninjapan07 Месяц назад +4

    I must have seen this compilation three times now.
    And still I must have annoyed the people next door with my laughter and screaming, and the walls are concrete.
    I was trying to exercise on a treadmill, but I had to keep putting my feet over the edges to stop myself falling down.
    Gary is surely one of the funniest people I have ever seen.

    • @playlistadfaeverqgqe
      @playlistadfaeverqgqe 29 дней назад

      screaming?

    • @staninjapan07
      @staninjapan07 29 дней назад

      @@playlistadfaeverqgqe Screaming with laughter. Perhaps you are not familiar with that phrase.

  • @jimtheyid
    @jimtheyid Месяц назад +4

    Class,funny funny guy

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 Месяц назад +6

    He's funny. I had never seen him before.

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Месяц назад +3

    Knock knock who's there?grandad 😂

  • @vickisquires4257
    @vickisquires4257 2 месяца назад +3

    Amazing ❤😂

  • @AlanRoberts-xy4wu
    @AlanRoberts-xy4wu Месяц назад

    This guy is Excellent 👍

  • @hesmanification
    @hesmanification Месяц назад

    Saw live at Helmsley arts centre. Was brilliant🎉

  • @Bipolarcloud
    @Bipolarcloud Месяц назад +3

    Gary is savage.

  • @chrismulawyshyn8733
    @chrismulawyshyn8733 Месяц назад

    Hes so good

  • @Layla-mt9pc
    @Layla-mt9pc Месяц назад +4

    Joking aside 😂class😂😂😂😂

  • @chriswinrow1483
    @chriswinrow1483 Месяц назад +2

    Funny Funny man 😅

  • @therepublicofcynica
    @therepublicofcynica Месяц назад

    The man's a genius.

  • @shiriajin
    @shiriajin 2 месяца назад +4

    It feels that he’s coming up with these jokes on the spot.

    • @tajabbott9824
      @tajabbott9824 Месяц назад +4

      They're not off the cuff but he's scrolling through his bank of one liners for any he can make relevant

    • @andysedgley
      @andysedgley Месяц назад +1

      ​@@tajabbott9824Which takes skill - especially to make them seem off the cuff.

  • @ardy19681
    @ardy19681 Месяц назад +1

    Very funny

  • @lordcharfield4529
    @lordcharfield4529 Месяц назад +9

    Gary is a genius- no it’s not just a cliché. Best thing is seeing his sanctimonious peers not laughing at hilarious and skilfully crafted, rapid fire jokes!

    • @muddy6884
      @muddy6884 Месяц назад

      the jokes are mediocre at best

    • @Spitfyre1011
      @Spitfyre1011 Месяц назад +4

      Sanctimonious? You're reading a lot into this situation that isn't there

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Месяц назад +1

      Somebody told me that swearing was the sign of having a limited vocabulary. I told him to fuck off😂

    • @hawkpaul8735
      @hawkpaul8735 Месяц назад

      I see a lot of laughing from the others, especially Miles and Nish.

    • @clemobenoit5813
      @clemobenoit5813 Месяц назад

      @@muddy6884 Not woke enough for you ?

  • @catweasle5737
    @catweasle5737 26 дней назад

    Garry and Stewart Francis would have to be the two best one line comics.

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Месяц назад +3

    Big stew😢with dumplings know her well 😂🤣

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 Месяц назад

      "Beef stew with Dumplings" worked better.

    • @yaboyj2191
      @yaboyj2191 Месяц назад

      Yeah dumplings is the woman's name not big stew.

    • @jonnywyatt5522
      @jonnywyatt5522 25 дней назад

      ​@@paulkennedy8701 😂😂

  • @spenny690
    @spenny690 Месяц назад +2

    A friend of mine who sold musical instruments for a living passed away recently. Unfortunately, his shop had a power cut, so he experienced multiple organ failure

  • @andrewnorth170
    @andrewnorth170 2 месяца назад +2

    The old ones are the best!

  • @CiderHead
    @CiderHead Месяц назад +1

    Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha this man is bloody amazing 😂😂😂

  • @irishmade8136
    @irishmade8136 Месяц назад

    GARY is great, but nobody will replace Frankie the living legend 👍👍👍

    • @jgt_
      @jgt_ 13 дней назад +1

      Frankie sucks.

  • @tombartram7384
    @tombartram7384 Месяц назад +1

    I was allergic to eggs but im ova it now.

  • @steveb1972
    @steveb1972 Месяц назад +8

    Sarah Millican’s hubby

  • @lq5028
    @lq5028 4 дня назад

    😂 one morning I was riding a bicycle with a little 49cc engine, leather jacket , skid cap ... passed a cop on a hill , he passed me and was waiting at the top of the hill for me .. I almost turned around, but I've seen a slow speed chase sooo ...
    He gave me a $116 fine ,he was a courtney cop, ( illegal there ) doing a days duty in Campbell river ( engine legal there). I was about to take a shot of my rescue remedy, he said " that better not have alcohol in it", I looked, 29% yup.
    It was a test drive, just built forca freind, 730 am, freinds going to work waved and laughed... I had to walk the bike home, as he also pinned me as driving suspended .. right !
    He told me that if he saw me on a riding lawnmower, he would take me to jail.
    Bet ya didn't know you had a bad ass as a friend .. tru story ... guess I should check see if than fine,still exists after 12 years ... he spelt my name wrong, so it would get thrown out anyway , but I was in logging camp say of court ... I'd rather make $200 a day, than loose $160 , in court lmao

  • @luqeprisecaru8507
    @luqeprisecaru8507 Месяц назад

    3:55 the "H" is not pronounced in french actually , still sounds lika that

  • @Antheratrix
    @Antheratrix Месяц назад +2

    Love these although 21:43 is the only joke i haven't been able to get

    • @craftsmanwoodturner
      @craftsmanwoodturner Месяц назад +5

      Anyone who is flexible enough to enter themselves really ought to win a contortionist contest.

    • @garwyn
      @garwyn Месяц назад

      ​@@craftsmanwoodturnerahh of course! Haha thanks. For some reason that one just didnt process

  • @robthemod58
    @robthemod58 Месяц назад

    Bedworth, Gary.

  • @jonnywyatt5522
    @jonnywyatt5522 Месяц назад

    Has Chris Addison learnt how to clap yet

  • @47thdarkdimension
    @47thdarkdimension Месяц назад +3

    Great video however too many ads. Give us a break!

    • @simoncrewe5625
      @simoncrewe5625 Месяц назад

      Pay premium like me, its just youtube.

    • @makqua2001
      @makqua2001 Месяц назад

      Use an AD Blocker, haven't seen an ad on youtube ever - Adblock Plus - free ad blocker

    • @71timmay71
      @71timmay71 Месяц назад

      @@simoncrewe5625🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ ✈️

    • @clemobenoit5813
      @clemobenoit5813 Месяц назад

      @@simoncrewe5625 Or get an adblocker...

  • @user-xg4td3gg7e
    @user-xg4td3gg7e 4 часа назад +1

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Месяц назад +1

    Thesare the sort of jokes you hear all the time in pubs

    • @SoybooCow
      @SoybooCow Месяц назад

      Where dyu go drinking? In my local, I can't understand half the jokes. They're all spoken in Polish, or Turkish, or Russian, or Albanian, or Arabic, or Pashto...🤣🤣🤣

  • @68Boca
    @68Boca Месяц назад +3

    Too funny!
    But I'm guessing nowadays Gary doesn't have a career anymore?

    • @karljenkinson3143
      @karljenkinson3143 Месяц назад

      Exactly, just like Jimmy Carr...... oops.... 🙄

    • @arroncooper6077
      @arroncooper6077 Месяц назад

      Still touring

    • @jonsirulesx9929
      @jonsirulesx9929 16 дней назад

      I think you will find his absence from TV recently was due to doing a massive tour with his show "Gary in Punderland". I have seen it written that it was almost 380 nights which is impressive by any standards.

  • @johngallagher4280
    @johngallagher4280 Месяц назад +2

    He lost weight

  • @theunknown8595
    @theunknown8595 Месяц назад +2

    5:33, MUM, you mean. You are English, are you not?

    • @yaboyj2191
      @yaboyj2191 Месяц назад +2

      That's what he said. You need to clean ur ears out

  • @stephenreeds3632
    @stephenreeds3632 Месяц назад

    It wouid kill Hugh Dennis to laugh wouldn't it?

    • @oxcart4172
      @oxcart4172 Месяц назад

      Maybe he's just trying to think about jokes?

    • @Timmsy864
      @Timmsy864 Месяц назад

      Had more laughs having a shit

    • @jgt_
      @jgt_ 13 дней назад

      Hugh Dennis has a great sense of humour, hence him being a successful comedian. He’s just agelastic, like Jack Dee.

  • @BLTwithMayo1
    @BLTwithMayo1 29 дней назад +1

    To make other comedians laugh....

  • @abcdefg5185
    @abcdefg5185 Месяц назад

    these are old......... wheres new ones ???

    • @yaboyj2191
      @yaboyj2191 Месяц назад +2

      These are clips from numerous shows performed over many years to make a compilation of one liners. You pressed play on this video so that's what u get. Gary delaney didn't upload this on his channel.

  • @mikefule330
    @mikefule330 2 месяца назад +3

    When did he last write some new material?

    • @generussell6145
      @generussell6145 2 месяца назад +7

      How's your channel doing? Share a link? That's what I thought

    • @davilathegreat
      @davilathegreat 2 месяца назад

      He goes on tour in 2025, so just recently. I'm sure you're going to buy a ticket so you're not just a bitch talking shit online. That would be a pretty spineless, lowlife piece of shit move.

    • @stykytte
      @stykytte 2 месяца назад +1

      @@generussell6145 What you want him to do, upload a bunch of stolen content from 20+ years ago? Most of Delaneys "best" one liners are other peoples material.

    • @nguyendailam6703
      @nguyendailam6703 Месяц назад

      @@generussell6145 So, to clarify, you are saying that all celebrities are above criticism because they have more social media followers than the average man? You haven't really thought this through have you?

    • @Turzik
      @Turzik Месяц назад +1

      Well, if u e.g. like some UK band still active and watch/listen to them, do u really need always new material? :)

  • @rcflightseeker3488
    @rcflightseeker3488 Месяц назад +2

    The British have rather dry humor

    • @andysedgley
      @andysedgley Месяц назад +2

      I think you'll find it's spelled "humour".

  • @gabriele7682
    @gabriele7682 Месяц назад

    I heard a lot off Jimmy Carr jokes

  • @stewartfoster6581
    @stewartfoster6581 Месяц назад

    Meh....

  • @davehedgehogUK
    @davehedgehogUK Месяц назад +34

    These jokes are soooo much funnier when you realise he's married to Sarah Millican. So they're not jokes, they're just the depressed yelps of a man in relationship pain using humour to hide the abject horror.

    • @ItsMe-kj2xb
      @ItsMe-kj2xb Месяц назад +6

      Never knew that. He’s definitely the funny one in the relationship.

    • @davehedgehogUK
      @davehedgehogUK Месяц назад +5

      @@ItsMe-kj2xb to be fair, a goldfish would be the funnier one in a relationship with Sarah Millican.

    • @dragonaffliction23
      @dragonaffliction23 Месяц назад +8

      He also makes jokes about having a son even though he doesn't actually have any children. It's almost like they're just funny jokes and not reflective of his actual personal life.

    • @jeremyreid9582
      @jeremyreid9582 Месяц назад +4

      This was recorded years before he met Sarah.

    • @jeremyreid9582
      @jeremyreid9582 Месяц назад

      ‘Depressed yelps’ ?
      What was the most amusing comment your partner ever uttered ?
      ( ‘ i do’ ?)

  • @camerongill70
    @camerongill70 Месяц назад

    Are you serious? How can you rob other comedians jokes. Blatant thievery.

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Месяц назад +1

      All comedians knick others jokes just like all musicians who are allinfluenced by other musicians they've heard. There's nothing new under the sun

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Месяц назад

      Him and his wife SarahMillican always telling jokes about each 😅

    • @stevemarsden5196
      @stevemarsden5196 Месяц назад

      Milton Berle stole so many jokes from others that he was known as the Thief of Badgags

    • @michaelharrison3602
      @michaelharrison3602 Месяц назад

      Oh do get over yourself it's not supposed to be A level literature

    • @edlyonssportsvision9197
      @edlyonssportsvision9197 Месяц назад +1

      Such as…

  • @garymurphy5133
    @garymurphy5133 Месяц назад +1

    Here is one for you..... i watched a YT channel and it was crap.

  • @analgas
    @analgas 2 месяца назад +3

    🇬🇧Another pride of Britain 😊

  • @cockneyb2k
    @cockneyb2k Месяц назад +1

    Some videos on RUclips should have adds this is definitely one of them