James May being James May for 14 minutes and 47 seconds straight

more captain slow content yippee
edit: The woman's name is Miss Lumley, not Miss Lovely
edit 2: sorry about the music
edit 3: it's meths not mess
edit 4: The waiter is named JB not Jake
Songs used:
Wii Shop Theme
Cupcakke - LGBT
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[@richardsaplenty8020]

"You dissapoint me Ramsey" one of the coldest James May lines ever.

[@BlackKat15]

Indeed

[@JohnnyDeppSmashedOnCocaine]

Timestamp is 4:09 for anyone who’s wondering

[@hoilst265]

May is the Bond villain we need, but not the one we'll get.

[@Ian_Paneque]

he did survive the Bloody Awful, so yeah

[@richardsaplenty8020]

@@Ian_Paneque have you seen his cooking? I'm not surprised he could stomach that. Lol

[@TheTrytix]

"James, if I lose against that, seriously, I'm gonna give up cooking."
-Gordon Ramsay (In a cooking challenge where he loses to James.)

[@grantharris7741]

You owe us 16 seconds of James May!

[@Xenuos]

yea I got scammed watching a 15 second black screen with music

[@oversteer_9339]

Tru

[@hanakoyoo2423]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE 😠

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

"I've broken Stalin's house" gets me to this day

[@PhobosTK]

You know it's staged when James doesn't immediately pull out a toolbox

[@PhobosTK]

"You disappoint me Ramsey" is basically the real world version of "It's over Anakin, I have the High Ground™"

[@pugothing]

The intro took 3-5 business days to end

[@68blues]

James May is the type of guy that if he broke into your house you wouldn't press charges.

[@ZachHighwind]

Because he drives a jaaaaaaag

[@pockpock6382]

"Oh im terribly sorry, i seem to have broken your window and nicked your TV on accident. Ill be on my way now, good day."

[@BlackKat15]

LMAO

[@minicle426]

Well this is the same man who got away with breaking Stalin's house. >_>

[@68blues]

@@minicle426 ….Well, there you go, just reinforces my comment. (minicle426 will you back me up when i get into an idiotic James May is cool argument?)

[@Jaxymann]

James My beating Gordon Ramsay at cooking whilst drunk is like Hawkeye beating Goku in a fight

[@Chase92488]

"james my"

[@AndouHarvey]

I think you'll find that James is ours, not just yours

[@ZacktheTastySnack]

"Truly is a sick car, my brother" ~ some bloke from the UK

[@tobiasleiminger5920]

Is is actually just 14 minutes and 47 seconds of proof that James May is the most advanced and sophisticated human to have ever existed

[@minicle426]

"Hey, Bim! Guess what!"

[@kierancreighton96]

James has bigger balls than the lot of them

[@nathanwest2304]

we didn't watch top gear for the programming or for the cars, it's just these 3 guys fooling around what made us tune in, every one of them a special character on their own, put them together and you get something that never has been and never will be again.

[@michaelkowal3230]

James May is more of a man than Gordon Ramsay as seen in the rotten shark clip

[@kirby1225]

James is the funniest presenter and his laugh is contagious as fuck.

[@mayn90s19]

The fish recipe shit with him and gordon was awesome 😂

[@michaelkowal3230]

You mean the fish pie?

[@hoilst265]

Also, it's "drinking meths", not "mess" - meths as in methylated spirits.

[@BlackKat15]

Ty for clarifying

[@theunironicbrit]

James May is my spirit animal

[@SynchronizorVideos]

The slightly-annoyed "ow" at 4:56 is just perfect.

[@redsphinx113]

May beating Ramsey drunk will never not be hilarious

[@andreasottohansen7338]

3:53 Right, the wash down rotten shark with the Nordic take on Moonshine.
Or I suppose the Nordic precursor to Moonshine.

[@billcipher1212]

10:39 now i know why james may says gordon ramsays cooking is bad and his fish pie it bad

[@DanielHuggett-ob9ho]

1:00 I’ve broken Stalin’s house. Cut scene throwing it into the fourth dimension

[@liamwatts8597]

Thank you for the James May appreciation

[@Texicus_Reddicus]

in the first clip he said Miss Lumley not Lovely. It's her name.

[@BlackKat15]

Thanks for letting me know, it was hard to caption correctly 😭

[@doinkstr]

@@BlackKat15 While we're on it, in the cooking segment Gordon actually said "JB", not "Jake". JB is the name of the waiter :)

[@werotos7996]

thanks for the captions!! lovely video :3

[@AIRBORN_EEvEE]

You know shit’s getting real when James may makes Gordon Ramsey *laugh* and look *dumfounded.*

[@williamwhite8595]

I saw the washing machine one in person, so funny!😂

[@vulpes7079]

"Are you any good at driving?"

[@fritz8393]

How have I NEVER seen James May and Gordon Ramsay on screen before? That is a hilarious duo.

[@teddy8369]

James May and Gordon Ramsay was not something I knew I needed. Brilliant!

[@Artidume]

the opening makes it look like he has a halo

[@NPW007]

14 mins and 31 seconds by the time the intro finished

[@tommcglone2867]

8:16 The greatest line in the history of TV.

[@Hudfilmsproductions]

Here I was expecting him to be Richard hammed…..I’m a blithering idiot

[@DragonUltraMaster]

Aw, I was expecting a "Hello" from James May
xD

[@chencylourrose6734]

Hammond reviewing James crash witht he expertise of a connoisseur

[@malice6081]

2:03 I don’t know how they managed it but the ladder is backwards, the fly goes towards the house

[@BlackKat15]

wdym
i don't know enough about ladders lol

[@nodafy]

*2 4 6 8 James Mayyy*

[@Artofficial1986]

May has the best laugh ever. Maybe do one of these with more clips of him and Oz Clarke - many funny bits in their shows.

[@Wreckedftfoxy]

james may is funny af

[@thanostheclub]

Amazing! (Here before the algorithm goes mad...)

[@davis9736]

Cheese

[@marioboi323]

The title scared me for a second. Thought he died 😂😂😂

[@cameronwilkinson7972]

technically this was only James May being James May for 14 minutes and 31 seconds straight because there was a 16 second intro card. Just thought I would clear things up!!!

[@KoxenBols]

"Hellou"

[@mikey380sx]

Wheres the footage of the other 60 years he was also being James May? I want my money back!

[@johnvanderbeek7535]

CHEESE!

[@cubixxvpro]

good clips bad editing

[@samogabo]

Don't ever let Mames Jay near a civic

[@Wilma5532]

He has a type R

[@enragedcoffey4922]

4:51
ow

[@FunkeymonkeyTTR]

the mii audio and subtitles ruin this

[@robothead790]

11:00 James’ new title: The Shaggy Tramp LOL😂

[@lord_scrubington]

where did the behind the scenes bit with the curtains come from
I haven't seen that one before

[@BlackKat15]

It's from James' twitter

[@lord_scrubington]

@@BlackKat15 thx

[@mechamax7919]

can someone get me the recipe for James' fish pie?
if it beat Gordon Ramsey's, then I gotta try it

[@Walker11904]

11:12 🐔🔨 😂

[@Chase_1734]

This would have been far better if the wii music just wasn't there. Just makes it irritating instead

[@doctor_alfa]

the music is quite annoying

[@emptyletters4194]

hes so you

[@bandittelevision]

Background music is annoying

[@375-Productions]

no

[@themodmaster6593]

Nah

[@ARM_THEAS]

agreed

[@NSH_2814]

13:48 Skibidi May

[@thenaniboi9659]

I need a Ramsey gaming channel

[@vaclavpardamec7566]

Top gear will newer not be funny.
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[@SnowdriftBoy]

This video is 14:48 long - one seconds longer than the video description claims! This is deeply disappointing to OCD May!🫣😅