Hammond, Clarkson and May's Iconic Moments Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 30 дек 2020
- Top Gear Top Gear and Grand Tour Stars most iconic and funny moments. This is a subjective video. Thank you help for this idea and Happy New Year to you all and thank you for the support.
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Episodes(good luck with the list :) )
Oliver 10.4
Ukraine lighting 21.3
motorhome off the cliff 15.4
Bolivia fell of plank
Hammond’s crash gt1.1 and 9.1
Clarkson Africa
smug face Burma
Burma reverse into sport lorry
sometime my genius Africa
power Africa
look what you’ve done to my shed
Botswana how hard 10.4
maniac 22.5
Crickey Albanian rozzer 16.3
attack stig china 18.2
James sleep Veyron race 7.5
door fells off rover 10.7 x2
James may laugh rolls Royce vs Mercedes 11.5 +horn
USA attack 9.3
reliant robin fall off 15.1
Vietnam James fall in water
Vancouver in the... 22.6
hello alfa Romeo 11.3
baby Jesus Patagonia
hit the camera Porsche vs stamp 14.7
Burma Tesco horse
Bad news Dacia sandero 11.2
Mozambique James flood gt2.11
winter Olympic the ski jump
princess Diana had one of these demolition 17.5
leaning tower citeron 15.4
gt3.11 break stalins house
baby stig
Vietnam spray pink bike
always give way to cars coming from the right
Caterham building filing 8.7
20.5 look at this show
gt does that mean he aint coming on
13.5 get in the back
didn’t come out of James luggage 15.2
s21.5 photo
16.5 head into snow
manual semi-automatic Maserati 4 door 15.3
soap is soap 13.3
middle east walk water
22.3 Hammond you idiot
space shuttle 9.4
8.8 van roll
India power 
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‘iconic moment compilation’
hammond fucking dies
Thonight at Bottom Gir'
Twice
anyways
Would,nt be the first time
Followed by a Clarkson smug face
It wasn’t a show about cars. It was a show about friends, who love cars.
still is! kind of...
I would say it's a show about cars, and friends who hate each other and love cars.
@Smiff Wezdunn i mean i enjoy it so much but theyre also damn near 60 these days. hard to keep the same energy yknow
When you copy paste a comment from another video
''Friends''
0:14 you can tell when it's definitely not scripted when the crew even breaks out in laughter!
Good point: "when". As in, it was meant to be all scripted.
I never understood the joke, I'm missing the reference
@@CalikL same
@@CalikL princess diana was very anti-landmine and so is that machine
The crew can be heard laughing in the previous clip too
4:16 James' "Hello" is hilarious, god I miss the good old days...
the way he suddenly appears in the middle of conversation and already standing miraculously with the red car behind and saying “hello” with the casual accent is just so hillarious, I don't know why how this one man made a shot so simple yet so funny
@@layonyatsu7203 its the way hes standing as well 🧍♂️exactly like this
same energy as "hello Mario"
Debedejesus. 4:20
"We're gonna die now."
Best Hammond quote.
the way he looks directly into the camera before he says it
2:51
Don't you dare!
Hmm, gonna crash a car later
@@MichealleShoemaker fockin binned it
James falling asleep but still holding a solid grip on the beer is golden
My screaming chimney is a creepy guy!🙃
Most british thing I ever saw. ^^
He's got his priorities straight
That’s a natural ability all British people hold.
The true alcoholic ability at work
1:50 I love that guy who understands Jeremy's SPEED AND POWER and agrees with him
yes
Yes
yes
Yes
yes
4:43 "i shall call you tesco." made me laugh way too much
5:56
"I'VE INVENTED SWIMMING"
The best thing to say as your like head high in water after dropping into it
I love clarksons reaction
Edit: I meant hammond
7:20 is the best
"M-Manual, semi-automatic? Oh these are the weapons."
7:15 One of the funniest thing James has ever said.
Lol
Another is "I've broken Stalin's house, I'm going to the Gulag"
The third reich too, and an honorable mention to his 'hello'
I've watched 5:16 dozens of times and Hammond's face when Clarkson informs him of his cockup never fails to have me burst into tears from laughter
James knowing but trying not to crease up until Clarkson says why.
@@SaintPhoenixxwhats even funnier is that just before Jezza tells Hammond the mistake James is really trying his best not to piss himself laughing and fails at the last second 😂
The laughing between Hammond and Clarkson as the water spills all over May at 4:54 is so contagious.
5:05 "I've broken Stalin's house" 😂
These three feels like best buddies hanging out.
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Eh, it because "They Are Best Buddies"... when clarkson got fired from top gear the other two follows . . .
@@silentspongebob5248 Clarkson got fired?
@@doonishsan don't worry, they made a new series called The Grand Tour
@@doonishsan he punched a bbc producer in the face, got fired, Hammond and may then followed him and quit. After this, bbc got 3 new guys for top gear, the show did nowhere near as well, and Amazon picked up Clarkson, May, and Hammond to almost continue in their newer show, the grand tour
Hammond crashes
Clarkson:it’s time for the smug face
Hello There
@@unfortunategamer2990 general kenobi
BIG DUCC MEME BOI
Why NYOOM there
Eat a
I like how at 3:13 Clarkson says "oh no" then less than 2 seconds later May says "oh yes" 😂
“May, no!”
“May, YES!”
5:05. “I’ve broken stalins house. I’m going to the gulag now”. James is gold
Alternate title: "top gear without context"
That's sorta top gear's context lmao
Don’t forget grand tour
Alternate way to write your comment would be “I ain’t watched the episodes so I don’t get it”
I was just about to comment this exact sentence but I decided to look for it first.
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Still absolutely amazed to this day that Hammond survived that rocket car crash. I have been amazed since the day after it happened and I saw it in the papers. Just incredible.
A jet car crash? Impossible
@@seanade3900 I hope that’s a joke lol it was all over the news
@@caatkins1000 it was indeed a real crash
@@TheRealArtimusKnight where did I say it wasn’t?
@@caatkins1000 “I hope that’s a joke”
5:17 This one is my favourite because James is laughing the entire time before Jermy explains why Hammond is an idiot.
yes
Jermy
4:04 is frickin' gold 😂😂😂
"Princess Diana had one of these" - surely the most brilliantly absurd thing Clarkson has ever said. No wonder the film crew were falling about laughing along with them.
I still dont get this joke. Maybe someone can explain?
@@Krongori100 same
It so genuine, they whole cast and crew laughing. Not scripted emotional crap.
@@Krongori100 that vehicle was used against land mines. Princess Diana was a huge advocate against the use of land mines
@@DeclanMcL Ahhh, thank you for the explenation.
Can we talk about how good richard is at throwing knives?
he was like 4 feet away from them tho
@@atrophine_ i mean, to have it sharp side on is still amazing
I was shocked by how accurate he was. It is tough to throw such a long knife with any good accuracy. James and Jeremy better not make him snap. I would NOT be surprised if he's decent with a ninja sword...
@@largol33t1 clarkson and may are both trained with guns so that probably would end badly...
Even though we all know that's never gonna happen
yes.
8:31 "bit of a scandinavian flick"
*dies*
And to a crashing sound from Thomas the Tank Engine!
...I'm about to get woooshed, aren't I?
@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 bruh
5:05 never fails to make me laugh 😭
"Oh crikey, it's the Albanian rozzers!"
The best sentence ever. I always laugh to this. :D
Oh my fucking god when I saw this comment i was at that part lol
same hahah most british thing james has said
Ja mislim da nema bolje serije.
Ovakva se vise nikada nece napraviti.
@@shadup7571 slazem se
Famous last word : "I'll see you in Spain lads"
I’ve never understood how Hammond is the only one that crashes and James gets bullied😂
Hammond crashes because he cant see over the steering wheel.
That tragic accident at 1:26 is NO joke. Hammond lost control of the dragster and was badly injured. The show was nearly killed off because the BBC got so many angry phone calls, saying they had gone too far with the program.
@@largol33t1 I know, he was in hospital for a long time, and, I think, he had brain damage.
@@largol33t1 he didn't lose control, the thing blew a tire
He got bullied relentlessly throughout season 2 of the grand tour for his rimac crash
7:44 a proper smoker's laugh lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
1:53 _sometimes my genius, it's almost frightening_
-Jeremy Clarkson
Too bad they cut just before the log bounced and crashed the rear window about uh... ten seconds after that definitive statement !
0:15 a Joke so good that it was one of few moments on top Gear, you could hear the crew laugh.
i never really understood the joke can you explain it
Princess Diana did a lot of charity work including mine clearance efforts, and then the funny part is the absurdity of a refining Royal woman owning such a machine
@@hanilockley8074 think there's also something with her being associated with a car, and people always saying "princess diana has one". Heard that on another part of top gear
@@Oly1y it wasn't Diana it was Princess Anne. Its a reliant scimitar. Only saw that clip recently
@@Smiley5z oh right. Got them confused
“I’ve broken Stalin’s house.”
CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
I didn't get it
I’m going to the gulag
JAMES!
@@archoftrees Stalin was the Russian leader during/after ww2. He had labor camps called gulags.
0:15 always a delight when even the rest of the crew laughs at a joke
3:33 “Always give way to the car from the right”
'You're in a hick Town man!"
"we're gonna die now"
Roses are red
Rocks in the quarry
1:15
🤣🤣
“Princess Diana had one of these.”
The greatest thing Clarkson has ever said 😂😂😂😂. Unbelievable
Can you explain it pls.
@@konekocafe4583 Princess Diana was known for going out into mine fields when she toured the world, and that vehicle is used for clearing mine fields
@@jarletheaton2860 thank you for explaining 🙂
0:06 my last 3 active braincells during a test discussing about my mental state
Why women live longer than men
3:05 Hammond staring at the camera saying they’re gonna die gets me every time
"Die now" on repeat is the best song I've ever heard
Hammond: "we're gonna die now"
The petrol station owner: "yes"
Should have taken a Toyota hillux
3:04 kills me every single time
I still adore Clarkson's Rover door at 8:15. When I first saw it on the telly I was weeping with laughter.
"I HAVE INVENTED SWIMMING!"
Yes thanks we can hear u know
holy crap that one cracked me up hard! my god ... took me about 5 minutes to recover
On today's episode of Bottom Gear, Hammond fucking dies.
Bo um gea, the game komin to the consol in 20 minutes
James is gunned down in the streets of Malaysia
hammon you sodding tic tac that was my lanborghini
"Manual, semi-automatic. Oh, these are the weapons."
That made me laugh way more than it should lmao
5:22 I love how James just bursts out laughing in the background
3:13 “Oh, no! OH, *YESS* !”
Lmao
“I had this bomb...” is always the best way to start an explanation.
"Are we beyond the watershed?" "Yes..." "You're a fu..."
0:03 “OLIVER!!!!”
1:53 “Sometimes my genius is, it’s almost frightening.”
6:11 “JAMES! STOP FILING!”
8:57 “Look what you’ve done to my BLOODY SHED MAN!”
0:00 was heartbreaking to watch :(
You can really hear the raw emotion in the "JAAAAAAMES"
0:37: Jeremy eats an ice cream while completely oblivious to the fact that his caravan is falling down the face of a cliff behind him.
@@liamreid5407 I watched that and was just thinking: "The hell is that? Oh- oh shit is that their CAR?!" *Collapses into hysterical laughter.*
“HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!” I died lmao 😂
“Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco!” 4:44
So apparently we are all deaf
@@stephensingh4588 I’m noting a moment I found funny you walking encyclopedia
Lmao
Walking encyclopedia
The best one has got to be Hammond throwing knives at the wood dolls 😂😂😂 genuinely looks like he’s lost a few screws lmao
Anyone know what episode this is from? That's the only clip I don't remember seeing before.
@@JohnDoe-uq2qd Its Series 22 Ep. 6
@@JohnDoe-uq2qd the episode where Clarkson and May drive American pickup trucks to see who can get to the top of a mountain and "save" Hammond
@@JohnDoe-uq2qd Also, they dawdle on their way to "save" him. Meaning Hammond had to spend four days on the mountain in the freezing cold. He was, predictably, very angry with them by the time they actually got there.
6:17 jeremy and may arguing while hammond is the child that says
mommy and daddy stop fighting
2:30 almost died of laughter
0:38 How is this not a meme format yet
You should make it one
And not a single fuck was given that day.
Jeremy is people in early 2020 and the car is covid
Ill make it one
bec this whole show was an entire meme xD
9:10 This is how the PS2 sound was created.
Underated
comment
Niiiiice lol
"Wasted"
That's not how PS2 sound was created, you idiots. Stop spreading bullshit, you're scamming people.
30% of this show's greatness is the subject matter. 70% is the chemistry of Hammond, May and Clarkson. I've never seen another show with this kind of chemistry.
“Princess Diana had one of these:” is just so absurdly funny. And the best part is Clarkson knows he killed it as he’s walking away and probably sees the camera crew melting down with laughter
8:36 I like that the stig immediately took off to check on crash-prone hamster. Also love the guy in the white coat having no idea what's happening behind him and just waiting for Hammond to show up in the other side.
8:34.
that crash was scripted Hammond even said on a RUclips video
Thomas crash sound
I love how all of hammonds moments are just him crashing
I don't laugh at those. He nearly got killed test driving the rocket powered dragster and the BBC was flooded with angry phone calls demanding the show be axed. And he was test driving a supercar in Italy and lost control of it. It rolled down a hill which, FORTUNATELY, was not very high off the ground. That episode scared me just as badly. He's lucky to have survived the show.
@@largol33t1 sorry did I offend you? I'll stop making these " jokes " just cause you said to
@@cheesesauce1491 I don't think it was aimed at you, they're just expressing their opinion for the distaste for such clips.
@@HoneyMochi eh still
@@largol33t1 the hill was actually quite large...but he was going so fast he didn't just fall. He kinda flew...so when he hit it was like a parkour runner rolling after jumping from a large height.
5:46
Best part 😂😂
1:29
Dear lord, when Jeremy Clarkson says he'll do a smug face, he can *really* do a smug face. That's 130% British Superiority level smug, right there.
"I'm walking on water!"
"No, your standing in it"
"Walk over there"
*IMMEDIATELY FALLS*
"I'VE INVENTED SWIMMING"
James may “hello” 4:19
4:20 debebejeezus
Fix your timestamp
5:56 "I've invented swimming" 🤣
I love how even the film crew was laughing at 0:15
0:30 the Leaning Tower of Citroen screams and laughs were always a great chuckle
I’m so happy this is the first video I watched in 2021
Same here
Me too lol
cool
Did james just say he’s going to the gulag😂😂😂5:11
What does that mean
@@play_sports_and_read_books look it up
5:37 "Did nobody tell you?"
- "NO, OBVIOUSLY, or I'd have built it OVER THERE!!!"
Best line in Top Gear;
"She's effectively saying: ' you've given me the baby so now take the back"
So that was what he was saying. I heard "now get in the bag" and didn't understand anything!
Actually it's 'you've given the baby now get in the back'
Now get in the back.. He said.
I never understood it can you explain?
@@thepingpongballer3882 anal i think
might as well be every minute of top gear 🤣
Well definitely not new top gear
@@michaelmerrett7705 you mean flop gear.
@@cbroom357 you mean plop tear
Every millisecond of top gear
1:48 i love the dudes response. "You try and we'll see" lol
7:16 absolutely perfect
1:36 my ringtone
Mine too, when I get messages
They're all hilarious in their own way, but James definitely has the sharpest wit - his jokes always make me laugh without fail xD
‘A crushing criticism from one so handsome’
Fr you watch the other 2 in their podcast appearances and they are pretty much normal dudes. James tho is still just as weird and funny as ever.
If you really think about his jokes tho, James humour is top tier.
0:50 "literally like being with livingston and *thump* "
kills me every time
“I’ve invented swimming” has to be the best Clarkson quote.
1:37 is the most iconic moment for me XD
When Hammond and Clarkson are in hysterics when James soaks himself is infectious.
3:30 "Always give way to the car from the right"
Legendary
5:54 I've invented swimming 😂😂😂
6:56
Look at the bloke behind James may
“Hallo horse, I shall call you Tesco.” 4:45
May with a Bic lighter at the bum of an ICBM is one of the funniest things ever, probably because it was him and not Clarkson.
these three... three brothers, family... bloody hilarious in the best way, which such incredible chemistry that nothing feels forced or fake. one of the most profound moments i can recall was after one of hammonds near death crashes; clarkson and may were on stage, talking about their pact. 'if one of us were to die, the other two must; after announcing the 3rds passing: continue the show with an 'anyways' and get on with it"... god, these three could go on to do anything together and make it a hit. just think of the lives they have lead, to have such amazing voyages around the world.
0:52 My pelvis felt that whilst watching this.
Could you hear the "thlurp" noise
Richard Hammond: *crashes*
Jeremy Clarkson: *smug face*
James May: "CLAAARKSOOON!!!"
2:29 I am deaddddd 🤣🤣
NOOOOO😂😂😂 7:02
The PE teacher when you say that you have a broken leg 2:02
I died when James said “...she’s essentially saying you’ve given me the baby now get in the back”
"I'm gonna give it the old Scandinavian flick"
*fucking dies*
May trying to light the missile will always be my favorite moment 🤣🤣
May: "look what you did to my shed"
Clarkson: "That'll buff"
I loved how Jeremy built a bloody RUGBY POST and it fell on James' shed. He was just ENRAGED. I seriously thought he was going to punch him. It had been destroyed about three times...
PS: I swear not even half of the gardening episode was scripted.
0:17 You know its downright comedy when even production laughs
that transition of 'oh no' to 'oh YEAH!' at 3:13 is glorious. Good bit of editing, that
"I'm walking on water now"
"I've invented swimming"
‘I’ve broke Stalin house I think I’m going to the gulag’ words of a wise man
"I'VE INVENTED SWIMMING!!" Had me dead!
1:23 THEY ARE IMMORTAL
Good evening laides and gents. Tonight on Bottom Gear:
I become the Messiah, 5:45
Hamond uses wounded people as cannon fodder, 7:20
And James attempts to blow up a termonuclear warhead. 0:09
Tonight on Bottom Gear:
I become a major road safety hazard, 0:20
James changes gender, 2:29
And Hammond kills Elon Musk and takes over SpaceX. 3:15
Tonight on Bottom Gear:
James robbs an albanian bank for the mob, 2:20
Hamond turns into an owl, 2:47
And I eat an ice cream. 0:37
This week on bottom gear:
We travel back in time to kidnapp Jesus, and we casue a time paradox, 5:59
I deafen an entire city with a sonic weapon, 8:01
And James becomes a werewolf. 1:33
Tonight on bottom gear:
I destroy a refrigerator with my telekinetic power, 0:36
James steals the Batmobil, 7:16
And Hammond haves the high ground 0:52
James gets kidnapped by the KGB, 5:06
I take over the Senate, and whipe out the entire Jedi order, 9:06
And Hammond forgot to take his pills and his ptsd kicks in, casuing many deaths and heavy injuries in the staff. 3:54