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- Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2019
- Death Stranding has some wild characters, but this isn't the first time Hideo Kojima has had fun with names. Now, you can find your own Kojima name with the help of Brian David Gilbert's Kojima Name Generator. You can download the generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
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You can download the name generator here: bit.ly/kojimanamegenerator
And when you're done, please post your explanatory monologue, or else how will I know who you are? - The Lewd Improvisationman
Thanks dad
Aquarius pre-Ophiuchus. I'd say we have the same sign Brian, but the chaos God Ophiuchus decided to make a point that he existed and we all hate him now for it.
@ Drawfee do a drawing challenge for this.
polygon has uploaded other things to scribd, including the faze clan / tfue lawsuit that i didn’t know about and apparently has something to do with water conservation in colorado and in the limited amount i’m willing to read of legal documents it doesn’t seem to be a joke
Hi, I’m Peeler Conurbation, and if you’re wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I realised that as people come together, they are torn apart. I, peeler conurbation am a VIOLENT SPY with PSYCHIC PARASITES who seeks to tear people apart literally before they come together figuratively.
Ah yes, the three states of matter: Solid, liquid, and naked.
You sir just made me choke on my coffee, well played !
And remember children: heat the liquid to makes it naked
there is a fourth state, solidus
Are you the legendary big boss?
@nik _ Gaseous Snake maybe?
You know, for someone deathly afraid of horses, you've essentially created a racehorse name generator.
Genuinely flawless observation 😂 if there’s a horse that ever shares my Kojima-given name-Big Werewolf Sahara-I’m putting mega bucks on it winning
Can you bet on a horse to lose?
As someone whose result was Old Naked Horseman, I really cannot disagree more, but that's a personal thing
@@johnnyshortfor naming a baby horse that would be a power move.
@@elliot-sowdon …funny you mention that since my mom’s two mares are foaling this spring
“These names represent my coworkers for who they really are”
The old wet gamer
hmm.
the tree pee
Mine is Big Naked Lickable Catman. Help.
@@whatashittyname.6460 I got Kukri Revolver. There is only one kind of help I am qualified to give.
@@RabbiHerscheltwo actually, kukri and revolver
I legitimately cannot get over one of BDG's names being "Big Brain Producer"
like this has to have been planned somehow but I know it wasn't
I think it was just "Brain Producer".
@@tweer64 If you pause around 8:37 when all of his names (aside from The Lewd Improvisationman) are onscreen, Occupational Name is spelled out as Big Brain Producer in its entirety! but let's not kid ourselves, Brain Producer would be JUST as good.
That feeling when you spend 30 minutes on an introspective and highly personal journey of discovery to find your deep and meaningful name, only to suddenly become Hideo Kojima at the very end.
Feel like that's somehow the most Kojima ending
I rolled in the 60’s on two d10’s and that was an absolutely terrifying moment
Metaphor for life
Nice
This is the paradoxical experience of being a trans girl.
Without the suit, that moustache is somehow far more threatening.
His name is Horses Trident after all
@@Mamontiny what gives YOU the right to call him by that name?!?!
It manifests equine vibes.
Especially with the nail polish. I'd say his code name fits pretty damn well.
Exactly like he's someone you don't take candy from or van rides from
“what is your most embarrassing childhood memory?” i don’t know, Brian I repressed all memories before the age of 17
Saaaame
Perhaps it's existing.
Same lmao
Yo same and I'm 14
@@dread_wolf2301 omnigrade amnesia moment
Anecdote Odyssey - I imagine the explanatory monologue for this particular character would be quite longwinded.
Two and a half hour, unskippable cutscene.
WITH QuickTime events.
But at least it would be humorous.
"Old Gay Programmer"
No backstory needed.
it feels strangely intimate watching unraveled without bdg in a suit
Bdg after dark
it feels like youre skyping your friend at like three in the morning
Oh, that’s what it is that feels so wrong about this episode...
I think you mean The Lewd Improvisationman
And also the look into his actual fears and childhood humiliation? How raw... I also am terrified of horses.
If Kojima is ever held hostage, they better show him this
hopefully he will find it of his own free will :')
@@polygon well yea. I don’t want Kojima to be held hostage. I just can’t help but picture the situation of Kojima being shown this while being held hostage. It seems funny.
And then make him eat 16 carrots
Too late, already happened
Someone: "And who are you?"
Me: "Liquid. Antmouth Liquid."
Where did Antmouth come from???
@@jackmahoney1001 Maybe tangible fear?
Jeep. The Big Jeep.
MY NAME IS HIDEO KOJIMA.
Frost Plasma is my Kojima name.
“Writing Teacher”. It’s literally my job. Great. I’m an NPC...
: ^|
I like how you've accepted your fate
We're all npcs to someone.
It's not the worst npc you could be, you can be useful
I Mr. Writing Teacher i’m « Anxious Student » !
For real though, this guy looks like his name could easily be Cheerio Crispr.
His name already is Cheerio Crispr. What... did you not know that?
I got "The Old Storyteller."
isn't it a legit great name?! I love it XD
That’s sounds like the name of British bio-terrorist in a metal gear game
@@randomknight2585 given CRISPR is a DNA thing my guess is that Cheerio CRISPR is a genetically engineered British super-assassin, modified to be the perfect killer and gentleman.
I can safely say, that after nearly a year of this video being uploaded, that my best friend and I still have our Kojima names as our Phone Contact names.
Imagine doing the whole worksheet just to get ”the harpoon”. THE HARPOON. YOU MADE ME RELIVE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FOR THIS?
I even did my other names too but since I rolled no conditions they’re just
”[my name]”, ”Lira Studier”, ”Gemini cat”, ”the harpoon”, ”Vibe”, ”dull knife”, ”Drink”
Drink?? These dice are mocking me, I’ve never seen a kubrik film and they know it
Vibe is really believable tbh
Vibe is the edgy anti-hero's name. He's a cyberpunk character or something
Bro, Vibe would go hard in a Kojima game though
@@VijoPlays i guess that means the name is *a vibe*
dude being named the harpoon sounds kickass
Oh god, my name is The Big Failure.
You called?
Mood.
Bro because im gererally nickname crist i ended up being fcking J e s u s c r i s t
So dont worry my son you shall be well adventured in your little succes
Nice
My boyfriend got "The Horseman"
I got "The Horse"
Brian I don't like this 😀
I'm pretty sure the horseman's supposed to ride the horse, not the other way around...
Then it works
This made me laugh too hard for how late it is
Hi Bojack
Oh wow, youre dating Bojack?
Brian, I know you left Polygon, but I feel the need to write this comment regardless and hope someonf from Polygon passes it on to you. I just went through the trouble to figure out my Kojima name, and I got "The MP5". That is not a human name, Brian. That is literally a kind of gun. I nearly went through the trouble to put together another name out of sheer frustration over being dubbed The MP5. Your breed of chaos is troubling, and I will definitely lose sleep over this. Best of luck on your future independent endeavors.
Signed,
The "E3k" MP5.
How's it going MP5?
now you know why he left Polygon, you were after him
I see nothing wrong with this name.
So what's your surname after MP5? K or SD or A3 or what?
DANG IT! I got through 6 minutes of this just to find out I was Hideo Kojima. Not sure if I'm even allowed to watch the rest of this
I filled out the entire goddamn worksheet only to end up with the name "content eating nothingdoer" this was the slowest self-burn I ever had to endure and I doubt I will heal from this, thank you lewd-imorovisationman, you have forever left a scar deep in my soul
Amazing
holy shit
I'm scared now
*the lewd-improvisation man
I mean i got old porn camera so lucky you
It's like an 80s dad dropped into the modern world and was given clothing by the kid who found him
I don't think this is allowed to be how spot on it is
Id watch that show
That’s actually good
"I couldn't let it define me, so I became what I couldn't handle," was a line I did not expect to write today.
To think it came from a monologue explaining how my name is "The Internal Organs" because I nearly passed out during a dissection lab.
Eyyy, it's me, ya boi, Ego Transporter, back at it with another intergalactic UPS order
I legitimately love this.
Hey I just got an email saying my shipment of dilithium crystals was delivered but I can’t find it anywhere (I ordered it to be delivered to Earth, Sol, Milky Way if that helps)
@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 intergalactic delivery to Earth is always slow, have it delivered to the moon and pick it up from there, you’ll get it at least 3 months earlier.
@@SorowFame Thanks for the tip
@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 you’re welcome
Everyone: *has a big crazy name*
Emily Heller: Emily Heller
rolled a 69 I guess
@tobias f But Hideo Kojima first rolled a 69, thus converting him into a copy of a random person among those who filled out the form. Don't question how I know this.
Hello Emily Heller I'm your new clone Old Heller
Emily Heller(Emily Heller)
Mr. Emily Heller is totally a Kojima name.
my name is "The Old Shrieking Dishtowel" and i'm not sure how to feel.
Feel like a boss, cause that's what you'd be with a name like that.
Definitely shriek worthy
As The Old Clown, I can relate
I bet everyone knows when you clean up...
As Watching a Video, I envy you
I got “The Evil Friend” and I can’t even fucking complain. That makes perfect sense.
“These names… are meaningful in a way a given name cannot be.”
We all saw Emily Heller’s name was literally just her given name, right?
Yes. Yes we did XD
I'm going through the forum with some friends, and there straight up isn't a place where the number of carrots you can eat in one sitting comes back up. Like, unless we are wrong, the carrots are NEVER relevant again. BDG just wants you to confront how many carrots you can eat in one sitting as a form of psychological warfare to prepare you for your new life in a Kojima narrative.
EDIT: btw- Cursed Gamestopper here
Crona Bla that makes it even better
>Cursed Gamestopper
Damn, that's actually almost cool sounding. Sounds like some Big Game ringleader who captures the best people from around the world and puts them in an inescapable compound to ??? war as a business. Just can't believe it's wasted on a RUclips commenter.
Also Fish Fame here.
Hey Cursed Gamestopper, it's Chill Proctorman! You should always know how many carrots you can eat if forced.
Always.
Honestly, I kinda suspected that.
Hey, I'm your clone, The Cursed Howitzer
I legitimately got the name “someone’s whole arm ripping my eyes out or something man” I played by the rules how did this happen
Only Kojima knows
Just go with the initials. You're now 'swarmeoosm', congrats
Ivy Greenleaf thats got a ring to it
Have you prepared you explanation yet?
We need an explanation
Well "Cactus Missile" isnt the name i was expecting but i think that its a...
Well its a name...
i am
“saliva schedulerman”
“the accidental imprisonment”
“read emails”
“recovering simping cat”
and “turret splinter-stick”
what a rollercoaster this past half hour has been
Is it read/reed as in to read or read/red as they have been read?
@@youtubedj9298 honestly, great question - i think it was present tense, though. as in to read.
@@itsaspiracle Norman Reader of E-mails
My name is “Anime Noncomplementary Behaviour”. This was supposed to be a cool name, Mr. David Gilbert.
Edit: I tried again and got the name “Big The Sneeze Fart” so maybe my original name wasn’t so bad after all
Better than Otaku convention I guess...
Note, any conditions from section 4 go AFTER "The" if you have the "The" name. So you'd be: The Big Sneeze Fart
Congrats, you're a comic relief character, hated by everyone in the game, but oddly charmed and loved by the fandom!
So its Ruyre Annobe then?
I literally went through this whole thing and rolled 69 on the kojima condition... Guess I'm Hideo Kojima lol
nice
CHILL THE FUCK OUT, KOJIMA!!
@@THI4F too late
yo man, you too? Koojima gang forever
Big fan.
My kojima name is "Old Naked Catman". I literally can't do the explanation section how could this happen.
Alright this one seems the most likely to actually make it into a Kojima game from what I’ve seen
All of us with the Old prefix sound like total creeps.
Signed,
Old Voyeurism Jacketman
Are you Idris Elba
@@austinluther5825 wha.... where did VOYEURISM come from?
@@snichelsticks8653 Okay, it was a while ago. But I think it was from the Mads Mikkelsen part.
I got 'Self-Conscious Student.' This thing *WORKS*.
“The Unintentional Racist” thanks i hate it
I knew it
That sounds almost like a real nickname X'D
somehow also mine
People call me this but I've never introduced myself this way.
@@41-Haiku People call me this minus the "unintentional"
"Burgerstruggle Doppelganger" really rolls off the tongue like a metric ton of superballs.
This is an amazing name, I will fight anyone who disagrees.
This is the pinnacle of a Kojima name.
I didn't realize that you could win at this...but good sir, you very much did.
Isn't that the guy who plays Sherlock?
Would burgerstruggle struggleburger be better?
"started a recordingman" made me cry laughing
I did the worksheet and I got “The People Man”, I like it.
Wow, not just the full worksheet but the full the full worksheet? I’m impressed.
"The Lewd Old Simone de Rochefort" so does this confirm that she's immortal?
and a clone, obv
Simone a Great Old One? Yeah that makes sense
LITERALLY the perfect name for simone
That dang lewd old Simone de Rochefort
"Audience watches Brian take a strangely personal 11 page quiz"
That fits a description for a certain website
You mean... Uh... Polygon.com?
The real secret to Kojima's naming system is that it's one part pop culture reference, one part Buddhist Dharma name, and one part sexual innuendo. BDG has of course perfectly and correctly identified this in his analysis and worksheet.
I got so unlucky on everything that my name is just my name, no conditions. My monologue is "Oh, that's just what my parents named me."
To be fair this is just being given 10 minutes to make a D&D character
10 minutes? Guess I'm going fighter XD
If I ever run a session I'm making an npc using this.
@@dicorockhimself I made a wizard as my first character ever to sit in on a running session in 15 minutes! It was terrifying, but I think she's still my favorite, since now shes an npc in it. She got a backstory eventually, and also a big ol farmer wife she met when I was still driving her
@@opekamma impressive as you r first too? I just mentioned them as a 15 minute character sense you have so few choices lol
Almost Useless Penguin
Just do this with ever NPC
"All you need is a full set of RPG dice..."
*stands up to go get my dice*
"...and this 11 page form you can download in the description"
*slowly sits back down*
This was me as as well. I'll get on to it later
@@joewoods532 this was two weeks ago, I require an answer
Still getting to it
i did it. i am now the zeppelin man
I do get the joke but I was able to do it without the worksheet more or less
I got "Bombastic Scholar" sounds pretty dope ngl
BDG: *talks about his greatest intangible fear*
Me: so emotional
BDG: what's your greatest tangible fear? *HORSES*
Me: nevermind.
look up "My Autobiography" on his main channel called Brian David Gilbert, I don't think it's a random joke, he's too consistent with it for it to be
please refer to me as the "Hentai odyssey man" from now on
Your profile picture makes this comment more hilarious and threatening
otacon?????
I’m Cello Death. You see, when cellos are getting old and overused, I come in to guide their eternal souls to the afterlife.
So like a psychopomp who in life was a great artist until a tragic death at the hands of a man from your past led you to become a guider of spirits and general muse for those who come after you?
Cello Darkness My Old Friend
@@iguessmynamesriya7658 *furiously writes that down*
"theres another name you might know me by. mediocre large table"
No matter how "good" Kojima's names get, they'll never reach the level of Miracle Johnson and Steven Spinning.
N A K E D T R E E H O U N D
Sounds like a legit MGS boss.
Sounds like a motherbase solider in peace walker or phantom pain lmao
That’s a damn cryptid.
Dark Souls
"The Lewd Old Simone de Rochefort" is just simones normal name
Also sounds more like a dark souls boss tbh
My name is Colorblind Nothing.
Thanks, BDG.
This does describe me perfectly though.
If anyone wanted to ask, i got the 'you are how you currently are' condition and the name that lacks context. my current body state is colorblind, and the last thing i did was literally sit at my desk thinking about nothing for a couple minutes, which i rephrased into nothing.
“you are no longer confined by a name you were given as a child, and you are free to manifest your own true nature with a name you create”
great, now I am confined by a name given to me as an adult because I rolled a perfect 69
"Kojima often creates characters that have a lot of different names"
- Revolver 'Revolver Ocelot' Ocelot -
Major "Revolver 'Shalashaska' Ocelot" Ocelot
@@warren_waters Don't forget "Adamska"!
Liquid "Major "Revolver "Shalashaska" Ocelot" Ocelot" Ocelot
"I AM -SHASHALASHKA- -SHALASHISHKA- -LASHASHASKA- -SHISHKA- *OCELOT* "
Major Adamska "Shalashaska" "Liquid" "Revolver" Ocelot
Hey, quick question, did you realize that these names would come out to be SO CURSED? Signed, Naked Lickable Cocker Spanielman.
I am crying. There are tears.
Oh noooooo
Hi, I’m Liquid Lickable Ginger Catman, and I think we were designed to be nemeses
RIP! 🤣🤣🤣👌
I'm DYINGGGGGG
I love Brian not knowing that Fatman could only have more subtext as a name if he was called Little Boy or Tsar Bomba.
That explanation at 9:02 legitimately sounds like something from a Kojima Game.
I spent 48 minutes trying to find my Hideo Kojima name; working tirelessly to fuel the never-ending cesspool of human curiosity that is my brain and it ends up being
*"The Watching Brian David Gilbert-man"*
Thank you, Brian.
you found your role in life
Can’t tell if I’m blessed or extremely cursed but I got Hideo Kojima as my name
Blursed
HIDEO KOJIMA?
IS THAT YOU?
MR. KOJIMA!?
watching this at 3am and I absolutely lost it at "The Tree Pee" 9:22
I'm Liquid Morningstar, and as a female character in a Kojima game, I'm DEFINITELY going to be half-naked at some point for handwavey plot reasons.
You breathe through your skin now, how do you feel?
@@madhatt3r93 Still somehow have asthma :/
do you have a sister? name her solid morningstar if you do.
@@dr.doctor2620 and don't even get me started on their mother, Naked Morningstar.
That is an undeniably cool name though. Maybe too cool for a Kojima name.
“Greatest physical fear: Horses.”
*The McElroy Brothers have joined the chat*
Kyle Osborne *A rare Mr. Worldwide Webster has appeared*
YESSS THE MBMBAMbinos are here!
*Jack Woltz's prized stallion has left the chat*
Somehow I knew there was a large BDG MBMBAM crossfandom
"Orb is a very sexual being."
Me and my sister filled out the worksheet to make a character name for our new Stardew Valley run, then we decided to the worksheet for ourselves, so “What were you doing right before doing this worksheet?” “Doing this worksheet” We thought nothing of it until she ended up with a name that lacks subtext. She is now known as Doing This Worksheetman
I have completed this worksheet and found my Kojima name! I rolled the dice. I wrote in the answers, having my fun. Playing along. I couldn't believe that I also rolled a 6 and had to pick out 6 extra names!
And then I rolled a Twelve.
And Kojima had to be the one to tell me that I'm a clone.
But there's only 1 other person I've seen fill out this worksheet. Brian.
Anyways my 7 names are The Lewd Thoughts Man
Hollow David Gilbert
Big Brain Identity Crisis
Aquarius Jumper Shark
Cheerio Trash
Ate Horses
and Driving a Recordingman
"Beardless Naked Lickable White Cat"
Thanks Brian
That sounds like a Scribblenauts object.
Hey everyone, it's me: Big Naked Syrian Hamster.
That's amazing.
I feel like you could remove one of the first two words, or even both.
horny on hamster
@Jay Marlin That's what I got when I went through the form.
Imagining that every character in MGS filled this form beforehand is also hilarious.
I got Big Money Tomato. This somehow fits my personality
I am.. "Rusted machete spider." You see, I was a scientific experiment between human and spider dna. I was a successful specimen but I escaped. I now work for *secret orgonization* wielding only a rusted machete.
So a murderous spider-man
Why is this legitamitly cool?
That's terrifying
I’m literally just “The Big Fear”
More like The Big Mood amirite
Gotta change your username from TheGoodUsername to TheBigFear right away, then!
Let my spice that name up a bit for you. Lets make its "The Even Bigger Fear"
"You have proven yourself to be stronger than even The Fear. I now pronounce you with the title of Big Fear."
Its just alt history MGS
You have surpassed even The Fear you are The Big Fear
"Failure Sandwich" oh my god.
"Procrastinating Housewife" is both severely underwhelming *and* irrationally funny given the context and honestly besides being kinda offended I love it. Thank you, Brian.
"What is a piece of military hardware that you think looks cool even though war is bad?"
Tank Silencer. I put Tank Silencer and got Cat Capricorn out of it.
"Big Solid Turtle"
Backstory:
You see, I'm a big turtle
María París but are you solid
@@gynt6740 oh I'm pretty sure I am
María París
Aaaaaa
Sex jokes
I did this with my friends, and one of them was Big Fucking Student. Goddamnded extraordinary.
ayy, it's coco jumbo
“Big Dull Knife Entomologyman” is mine.
goddammit, Gilbert.
They call me Catgirl Eternity on the streets, and Bose-Einstein Condensate Cat in the sheets.
HI, I'm Hideo Kojima, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I rolled a fricking 69 in section 4.
On the other hand, ignoring that fateful role in section 4, I would have been Lacking Cashier.
Hideo Kojima it is
I would like, but you're at 69
@@olliehug1132 oh, it's beautiful
And now you have 69 likes
@@audi0nightmare aw, man, that just sucks
“Horses Trident” sounds like an actual MGS name.
And a Homestar Runner character
I can already hear Campbell saying that name
Trogdor's nemesis!
I spent half an hour on this sheet to determine my name.... I rolled a Nat 1 on the name type, so my Hideo Kojima name is just my actual name. I am mad, but also honored.
I'm disappointed that Brian didn't say his name sounded like Fryin', Cryin', or Dyin', all of those objectively feel more fun than Brain
I kid you not, I got "The Oceanman"
‘TAKE ME BY THE HAND’
'BEHIND THE TRAM'
@@davisginn1298 'LEAD ME TO THE LAND'
Ween.
@@Cheeseboiga "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND"
i got “the insignificance”, but am apparently sometimes also hideo kojima. someone should have told me
The insignificant hideo kojima, hideo kojimas insignificant clone
That is hauntingly on-brand.
*nice*
Now I deeply want to see Brian design a jojo stand generator. It has the same problem: each stand's power and name serve a purpose in the story and relate to the stand user. You can't just do a word bank of superpowers or band/song names. I want to know my stand. My personal stand.
Say goodbye to Jamie, my name is now Liquid Jagged Infected Knife!
BDG: "names with "The" at the start represent fears, unstoppable forces." looks at list of names from the crew, sees: The Old Wet Gamer. Now Thats a really unstoppable force
I think “The Tree Pee” is a much more terrifying force... What happened to you, Nicole...
"I spent 20 minutes filling out a weirdly personal personal 11 page form and all I got was this lousy name."
Signed -Watched Captain Marvel
I feel you, I did this right after watching this video and I am the watching man
It sounds stupid, but that name says a lot about society, I mean you, you, sorry.
lol same. I got chores playing.
@@goncalocarneiro3043 What do you mean, and which name
@@vornamenachname2727 "Watched Captain Marvel. The joke is that I implied that people who watch that movie are a faction of their own, a cult or something.
"Big MacReady Student" sounds like it both does and doesn't make sense at the same time
"The Taxes"
Truly a horrifying name to give myself and Kojima has blood on his hands for this.
"The Tongues Kiss"
I don't wanna talk about it.
That's a shame, it feels like it has an hilarious backstory
The internet wants to know. Please?
Please I beg you talk about it...
Yes you do....
Reguba you really should
Hi, I'm Big Laundry Man, and if you're wondering how I got this name, well, let me tell you. I was out on the streets, walkin' through the bad part of town. Suddenly, a guy approached me and said: give me all your money big guy, or this is gonna get *dirty* real quick. As 6 of his fellow goons surrounded me, I put both hands up and said: "Well fellas, I don't mind a little dirt on me from time to time, as long as y'all consider that... I ain't programmed for delicate cycles." Them boys had NO IDEA what hit 'em. After a couple of some sweet blows they all hit the ground simultaneously. I wiped my hands off my freshly ironed jeans, and said: Looks like these boys need to ... *hang out to dry*
I really enjoyed reading this but that last pun 😂
*cues Won't Get Fooled Again*
May I have permission to borrow your personae for a dnd NPC because my goodness it would create a great soap opera tangent
@@bekksplore4669 Granted!
Snelle Planga This is fucking badass lmao, I picture this 6’6” 300 lbs Southern Kung fu fighter who runs a secret crimefighting operation from his laundromat
Yeah, Norman Reedus can stick to monster energy but Drank Lemon La Croixman is built different.
"A full set of roleplaying dice"
well, well, well, they finally come in handy.
broke: using a baby names site when ur trans and want to change ur name
woke: using this 11-page form when ur trans to learn your cool new kojima name
This brings me so much unexplainable joy
Deadname? No it’s Deadman now
if every trans person used this to pick a new name, 1 in 100 trans people would be called hideo kojima
SleepytimeCryptid Me too, me too... except I already chose Rose, but I'm going by whatever this gives me as well!
@@soupalex that made me so happy man you have no idea
“I was born a normal kid. Didn’t stand out, average in every way. I was set up for a good life. Then, all of that changed when my mother dropped me. I began my first fall, and I haven’t stopped since. At any point in time I can be found in a perpetual state of falling, regardless of location. It may look like I am standing or sitting, but I am actually just falling very slowly, infinitely and forever. I have become the essence of The Falling.”
that's actually kinda cool!
Shadowy government institution: you’re hired
Seems like you captured that peculiar feeling pretty well
"... some might say that we're all falling to somewhere..."
"That... that doesn't scientifically work out when-"
"*Enjoy the Fall!*" /Dramatic Gun Fire
Cobra Unit: *Welcome aboard*
it is the end of the road, snake. for it is i:
**CHAOS THEORY POISON TIPPED CLAW**
Hey, I'm Completed Bonus Quiz, but you may also know me as
- The Internal Organs
- Tank Garden Shears
- Naked Bearded Dragon
- Invested Scanner
- Space Bioluminescence