This is what it is like to be a British person in real life trust me this is real and factual. Today we will be making a normal trip to Sainsbury's. Instagram: / bosnianapesociety
I've played over 175200 hours of this game would 100% recommend if you hate yourself enough. Also this is a very accurate depiction of the Sainsbury's gameplay. I would also recommend the Tesco levels and the south western railway dlc if you can afford it. Also DO NOT get the regional accent expansion pack.
I recently Breached 210000 hours and can tell you, there used to be an even harder level, known as Woolworths. Typical objectives where to retrieve "Pick N Mix" whilst fighting Leopold 58. However getting the wrong ratio of Pick N Mix sweets would result in flogging and a Game Over so the whole Woolworths level was patched out of the game.
@@MattWeser I was only able to get the Colonies edition of British Simulator, which turned out to be part of the development team that split off during game development that made a shitty ripoff. I do like the Florida DLC for it though.
As a british player, I'm beyond shocked at this rookie mistake. Instead of taking the butter knife, you should have gone a further three aisles where you would have found a shopping trolley armed with two M.2 Browning LMG's and anti aircraft countermeasures.
The M2 Browning is not a light machinegun. It is a heavy machine gun firing the .50 Browning Machine Gun cartridge. A light machinegun can be carried around by a member of squad. The M2 can not and should be mounted on a tripod.
The trick to beating Barry, 63 is to go to the local weatherspoons before entering the sainsburys and pouring the worst pint possible in order to kill him upon the drinking phase before the boss fight.
you have to binary patch the game to revert various subroutines relating to the sale and possession of arms, but it is easier if you find a save file from around AD1914
You can also pick up the Lea and Perrins sauce before getting the knife - the bottle's at the back of the supermarket and guarded by three dogs, but they're easy if you pick them off one by one - and you can use it to bribe Barry and avoid the fight. Or you can cheese him by luring him to the booze aisle, where Princess Margaret will finish him off. I love these immersive sims.
I got stuck at the Barry part myself. The Sainsburry chapter of British Simulator is just so hard. I much preferred the Tesco chapter, where the only boss to beat was Paddy, 54.
The South London expansion makes combat much easier with guns, but you must avoid the loons throwing grenades into your trolley at the Tesco Express level
I am high score, top 10%, on America DLC. I did it by causing a Learjet with a pro golfer to runaway and crash in a random place in the South USA (sadly landed in plain farmland, could have gotten higher score if it landed on city).
They say that the queen herself forbids this issuing of butter knife licenses. And really, what use would an Englishman ever have for a fully automatic assault butterknife?
A gentleman?...no use at all, But the Women's Institute has a stash of these for 'National Scone Day'.... How the hell are they going to butter 20 million scones in 6 hours without serious firepower? Shirley, 72, butters 10,000 scones per hour with one of these
@@emmi2670 assault butter knives come with an auto-locking smart function while battle butter knives, while sharper, are less precise. Everyone knows that!
As a Northamptonian I think this is genuinely the first time I've ever seen Northampton mentioned anywhere outside of a road sign. Seeing it's name appear at the start of the video immediately made me grimace with an emotion best summed up as something between dread and revulsion.
@@jdninja1196 It's relative incomprehensibility to English compared to how similar American English and English are. Also that Welsh spellings are basically what you'd get if you rubbed your face against a keyboard with most of the vowels missing.
Brittain is my favourite survival horror indie in the past decade, the attention to detail and various references to George Orwell's works really tie it together.The only thing I would work on is the broken character face rendering which protrudes the teeth way too far out of the face.
They patched the teeth in the 1946 edition with the rations removal pack, though the teeth weapon pack has been added to the southern states of the USA DLC which means they’re extremely OP in mouth to mouth combat in Texas now.
Thats good but have you tried America? It is so scary, there are too many parts. I personally get scared on the "Railroad Crossing Accident" level, or just Level 940. Scariest jumpscare ever.
As a British person, I am sick of misrepresentation in our country. This is why I'm glad that this gorgeously animated short film is 100 percent accurate. This made me shed a tear. Thank you.
Can confirm as someone who used to work at the Sainsbury's megastore in Northampton that Barry is a terrifying individual who's boss energy radiates so much it is felt in the car park and even the b&m next door.
I remember the older versions looking better, and the ability to own pistols which were removed because someone managed to smuggle some into a school by the usage of explots and farmed kills.
karen the nurse, 58, was one of the hardest bosses to defeat until i figured out i could change my autistic cry attack from the "debuff enemies" effect to the "summon security" effect. playing a support class like autistic can be difficult sometimes, but once you figure out the right playstyle it's just as good as melee classes like alcies and y7 student
Very few have encountered Barry, 63 and lived to tell the tale. I narrowly avoided a confrontation once by backing into the sweets aisle, squinting at the price of a kitkat chunky and muttering "daylight bloody robbery." I blended in perfectly and the entity moved on.
this game is one of the best to come out of slough (the development studio that made the game). i have spent many unhappy hours playing this game and wandering aimlessly around the town centre of woking, the 9268th level of the game. the boss (toothless spoons enjoyer) is almost impossible to defeat! however some of my favourite elements of the game include: -the southwestern railways trip to staines -the norf FC infiltration level -the boss fight on level 492 against prince andrew
Dang, the artstyle and gameplay loops are on-point from what I've seen in wildlife documentaries about the British Parliament. However, I'm a stickler for historical accuracy, and I'm pretty sure Margaret Thatcher would have been a better random boss encounter at the Sainsbury's. Not sure if I'll buy now, or wait for them to add a content drop for poor dental care or a Cockney voice line bundle. Anyway, the project looks promising, and I can't wait to see how they manage to implement Yorkshire Tea brewing mechanics!
Have you forgotten the history of Bri'ish online? Thatcher was a field boss so powerful no player managed to kill her. So the Dev's reused her as an unkillable and hated NPC. When they finally killed her off, of old age with no plaher having successfully killed her, everyone celebrated the removal of one of the most disliked characters in the entire series.
@@SCI3N3N0mber1 Hmm yeah, true. I guess sometimes gameplay fairness has precedence over historical faithfulness concerning Prime Ministers' appearances at Sainsbury's. However, Bri'ish Online has a much more arcade approach to the Sainsbury's environment, but from the looks of this teaser for British Person Simulator, it seems that realism was a far greater concern for the devs. It seems they'll have to be faced with the decision to either include a boss encounter with very high stats for historical immersion, or concede and instead settle for an underpowered Thatcher for the sake of balance.
Good game, the Gregg's DLC was great. Not only did the sausage rolls give you wings (like the Red Bull item), but it gives you temporary invulnerability and +10 melee damage.
*Barry, 63* Sainsbury Boss Battle Recommended Encounter Level - 45 HP 12500 MP 145 👊 🔥 WEAK ❄️WEAK 💨 ⚡️ 💡RESIST 🌑RESIST Moves 👊 Regular Attack You’re Fired! Does heavy 🔥 damage to a single target Body Slam Tries to fall on top of 1-4 targets at a time, dealing major 👊 damage. However, after doing so will leave them vulnerable for a single turn until they get back up. (Note - Good Opportunity to try get off a paralysis on him so he stays stunned for the rest of the encounter) Tea Sip Recovers 500 HP and MP but can only use when low on health God Save the Queen Increased Critical rate and Attack but lowers defence Incomprehensible Speech Starts yelling at you but you cannot tell what he says, has a chance to confuse, paralyse or lower magic attack TikTok Terror Goes on his phone and begins to make a cringe TikTok. The cringe is utterly unbearable and may cause anyone who isn’t blind to immediately end themselves or black out. Strategy If you have no party members currently active, this fight could be more difficult for you in particular so here is what you need to know. If you have a speed of over 25 or an evasion of over 25, there is a good chance you can do this alone regardless of level. This is one of the slower opponents you may face in British Simulator so you can easily escape body slam and begin to deal major damage then. But if you aren’t high level, always wait for body slam, don’t get greedy as he still poses something of a threat despite his speed. If he begins to make a cringe TikTok immediately evacuate, as by then it’s a lost cause and an opportunity to escape, otherwise you may perish or black out. If you have multiple party members, have one of them distract Barry, 63 and the others cast status buffs and debuffs until he uses body slam. You should easily dispose of him with a party of 4 (at level 30) despite his attacks being powerful.
I must say, Lidl is significantly easier, due to the only enemy being cashier Jane, 23, and David, 36. Along with that, there is relatively quite a lot of rip-offs to buy, getting you a score bonus for money saving. If you want a challenge, this dlc is not for you.
As a Bri'ish man myself, I can confirm that every chewsday I find myself in a similar situation. The only way to calm myself down after is a good spot if tea and some biscuits.
Yeah, Barry, 63 is quite a difficult boss to beat. I've been struggling on the Northampton level for weeks now. However, I've come up with a theory about the way to beat him: - First, you need to go to Coventry and find the Binley Mega Chippy, once there you've got to order a Morbius meal. - Then, go to the local pub and acquire a pint of Carling lager. - Find your nearest corner shop and ask Abdul the Shopkeeper for 63 PG Tips teabags. - Return to Northampton Sainsbury's, and offer Barry, 63 the three aforementioned items. Maybe Barry, 63 will offer a peace deal, and then you can progress into the South London level?
I half expected a giant, faceless IKEA employee to tell you the store is closed and that you need to leave. To be clear, this is a reference to SCP-3008. I was mentioning it because the enviornment and atmosphere of the store reminded me of it. I am well aware IKEA is swedish.
By working at Sainsbury's, I have obtained the special Employee Edition. It gives you X-ray vision on whatever item you need to find and all bosses become friendly. It made the Tesco and Morrison's levels significantly harder however.
I finished the game 100% a while back (plus the Overseas territories DLC, the Crown dependancies DLC and even the commonwealth realms DLC) and i must say the Sainsbury's levels are pretty easy for me to beat now, as they are nothing compared to the Wetherspoons levels. They are found mid-game, but are insanely hard for me to beat even now.
My parents bought me a copy of this game when we moved to the UK back in the early naughties. Really helped me assimilate. I have since passed the (extremely confusing) citizenship test in part due to the copious hours spent playing "The Simulator". I also had to pay off the exam board.
a maze ing. the depth and complexity of the incongruencies and fact or fiction being represented in this setting are nothing short of underexceptionalism. keep it up by jove
Barry has actually lived next door to me and my wife Linda in Ramsgate for the past six years. What he's doing here is sort of a character he puts on, he's really nothing like that in real life. Loveliest bloke you'd ever meet.
Ive got to say, the tesco level was way less of a slog. Morrisons made me lose all of my -souls- dosh! I feel like aldi just had a bunch of recycled enemies. Even the loot was just reskinned items! Somehow everytime I go to asda I find that it was just a complete waste of time: I do all the bosses and they don't give me any loot! Waitrose had a bit of loot but most of it was just armour sets, from that one merchant at the first checkpoint.
I would recommend the Yorkshire expansion pack because of the many homemade Luty Submachineguns and other such things that are readily available in the area. I found that these can come in useful during the Royal Guard police raid on the Colonial Safehouse level, and against the grenade lobbing loons on the Hackney Underground level.
I myself have grinded the 'London experience' part of the game. I would honestly only play it if you have good reflexes (to stab another 'bri'ish person' back in the case that they attack you) and have subtitles on (to be able to understand what roadmen are saying to you)
Ayo big man why you gettin rude still, don’t pull up on the mains you’ll get dropped pusillanimous - I’m having trouble translating this text even with subtitles I don’t know and he keeps killing me, the checkpoint it so far
They've really improved these games. I remember when that pile of pixels called Façade used to be the best on the market. Progress is crazy in the industry, I'll give this a play after I upgrade my graphics card
I kid you not I am in a Sainsbury’s in Northampton as I type this and am now shitting myself at the thought of Barry, 63, potentially being around the corner of the next aisle I walk past..
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I've played over 175200 hours of this game would 100% recommend if you hate yourself enough. Also this is a very accurate depiction of the Sainsbury's gameplay. I would also recommend the Tesco levels and the south western railway dlc if you can afford it.
Also DO NOT get the regional accent expansion pack.
I recently Breached 210000 hours and can tell you, there used to be an even harder level, known as Woolworths. Typical objectives where to retrieve "Pick N Mix" whilst fighting Leopold 58. However getting the wrong ratio of Pick N Mix sweets would result in flogging and a Game Over so the whole Woolworths level was patched out of the game.
Have they added the Yorkshire DLC yet? I've played the Essex DLC too many times over now.
@@MattWeser I don't know I mostly play on the south western severs haven't played for permanent access to anything else yet.
@@MattWeser I was only able to get the Colonies edition of British Simulator, which turned out to be part of the development team that split off during game development that made a shitty ripoff. I do like the Florida DLC for it though.
@@MattWeser I have been on the Yorkshire DLC for over 230000 hours, the boss fights in the Fulton's is near impossible. Needs a balance patch.
As a british player, I'm beyond shocked at this rookie mistake. Instead of taking the butter knife, you should have gone a further three aisles where you would have found a shopping trolley armed with two M.2 Browning LMG's and anti aircraft countermeasures.
I can't find them! This game SUCKS.
The M2 Browning is not a light machinegun. It is a heavy machine gun firing the .50 Browning Machine Gun cartridge. A light machinegun can be carried around by a member of squad. The M2 can not and should be mounted on a tripod.
This is also a rookie mistake because you could just parry like a filthy casual.
@@aaroncomanti2894 you’re not British enough to carry the m2 browning with your weak arms
two things; 1, the trolley is 4 more aisles, and B, the trolley also has a diesel engine
“Consume water to moisten your insides” feels like a loading tip for Zucc to appear more human.
In Britain, one ought to consume tea, instead; is that not so?
What do you call a town full of zucchini?
*a Zuckerberg*
you consume water to moisten your insides, you put a bag of leaves in water to drink the nectar of the gods.
@@kingmidasxynopyt ah, yes
@@kingmidasxynopyt you add in tha watar of a bag of a leaves consumable gold to accaint tha ambrosium
The trick to beating Barry, 63 is to go to the local weatherspoons before entering the sainsburys and pouring the worst pint possible in order to kill him upon the drinking phase before the boss fight.
you have to binary patch the game to revert various subroutines relating to the sale and possession of arms, but it is easier if you find a save file from around AD1914
You can also pick up the Lea and Perrins sauce before getting the knife - the bottle's at the back of the supermarket and guarded by three dogs, but they're easy if you pick them off one by one - and you can use it to bribe Barry and avoid the fight. Or you can cheese him by luring him to the booze aisle, where Princess Margaret will finish him off. I love these immersive sims.
@@MCVessels ohhh I bet she will that one! 😅😂🤣🤣🤣
The piss poor pint would've missed his mug angering him further into raping you.
“You cannot eat dirt” cuts out at least half of the British diet.
As a British person, I wholeheartedly agree. Now bring me the royal baked beans!
Where are my crumpets? 😂
I got stuck at the Barry part myself. The Sainsburry chapter of British Simulator is just so hard. I much preferred the Tesco chapter, where the only boss to beat was Paddy, 54.
asda was hardest with gavin, 45
Is 54 their age or level?
@@CN-yb5gn Yes
I have around 2000 hours on British Simulator, and I've only beaten Barry 6 times. He is quite the difficult enemy
Same 😔
The South London expansion makes combat much easier with guns, but you must avoid the loons throwing grenades into your trolley at the Tesco Express level
Is this picture familiar to you? Of course it is.
I will say I enjoyed the addition of factions with the Northern Ireland expansion
The America DLC is so easy with all the guns just watch out because level 2 is in a school
I am high score, top 10%, on America DLC. I did it by causing a Learjet with a pro golfer to runaway and crash in a random place in the South USA (sadly landed in plain farmland, could have gotten higher score if it landed on city).
Unexpected item in bagging area!
As an Englishman, I can confirm that Sainsbury's *DOES NOT* have God Save the Queen on a continuous loop.
That only happens in Waitrose.
Or Booths!
It's the boss music in Marks and Spencer's too, only got that far once though.
@@jennyada1429I'm still stuck on Asda
They say that the queen herself forbids this issuing of butter knife licenses.
And really, what use would an Englishman ever have for a fully automatic assault butterknife?
how does the queen distinguish between assault butterknife and battle butterknife?
A gentleman?...no use at all,
But the Women's Institute has a stash of these for 'National Scone Day'.... How the hell are they going to butter 20 million scones in 6 hours without serious firepower?
Shirley, 72, butters 10,000 scones per hour with one of these
@@emmi2670 assault butter knives come with an auto-locking smart function while battle butter knives, while sharper, are less precise. Everyone knows that!
How does this man not know the difference between assailult and battle butter knives... The SPS is massively different
@@MrFirefox It is very funny
As a British person, this is insanely accurate.
Wow the British box game maker watches the funny ape weapons guy.
it's missing the 'life better for less' banners and 13 year olds in puffer jackets smoking weed though
@@LizordSword
Missing the 10 year old girls being picked up off street corners by Mohammed and his mates, too.
As an American, please don't send us any refugees.
Br*t*sh "person"
As a Northamptonian I think this is genuinely the first time I've ever seen Northampton mentioned anywhere outside of a road sign. Seeing it's name appear at the start of the video immediately made me grimace with an emotion best summed up as something between dread and revulsion.
im so sorry 😔
If it’s the one over sixfields then I can vouch for the realistic interpretation haha 😂
Allot of diversity in Northampton.
Splendid
"As a British person--" bruh imagine the level of horror when your _home town_ is Northampton. Genuinely the scariest part of the video lmao
northamptonians aren't "people"
@@dannypeck96 Accurate tbh
British "person"
Sadly it is my hometown
True, mine too.
As an american going into Bri'ish simulator was hard. I couldnt shoot my way out my way out of a confrontation.
I usually shoot them. Solves most problems, no?
I'd assume all the "U"s in various words made the text impossible to read.
Could've been worse.
Could've been the Welsh translation.
@@PlebNC what do you have against the Welsh language?
@@jdninja1196 It's relative incomprehensibility to English compared to how similar American English and English are.
Also that Welsh spellings are basically what you'd get if you rubbed your face against a keyboard with most of the vowels missing.
Try to pronounce this: Worcestershire
Brittain is my favourite survival horror indie in the past decade, the attention to detail and various references to George Orwell's works really tie it together.The only thing I would work on is the broken character face rendering which protrudes the teeth way too far out of the face.
*not far enough
They patched the teeth in the 1946 edition with the rations removal pack, though the teeth weapon pack has been added to the southern states of the USA DLC which means they’re extremely OP in mouth to mouth combat in Texas now.
Thats good but have you tried America? It is so scary, there are too many parts. I personally get scared on the "Railroad Crossing Accident" level, or just Level 940. Scariest jumpscare ever.
Try Zombi, it’s basically taking a camera to London
Aha they've just put a Blue Plaque up in my hometown to mark the house where George Orwell's wife grew up 🤣
As a British person myself, I have been brought to tears by how much justice has been done to my country in this life-like recreation of our culture
British "person"
Too bad the gameplay was cut short by the player's unawareness, i wanted to see more of this lifestyle!
Leave while you can
As a completely real and genuine British person, I was surprised that the player didn't take the stealth route and distract Barry with fish and chips
Yes, This is an exploit from the tutorial that is referenced in the comments above :)
The pro strat is to distract with beans on toast and a room-temp lager
Americans are the best type of British people
This is the closest we will ever get to Britain existing in real life
As a British person, I find it concerning that you got this that accurate. You can never find what you're looking for at Sainsbury's....
One of the scariest things in life is doing something completely mundane and suddenly hearing a British man go “OI! What do you think yer doin!”
As a British person, I am sick of misrepresentation in our country. This is why I'm glad that this gorgeously animated short film is 100 percent accurate. This made me shed a tear. Thank you.
I would recommend bringing your trolley that has been equipped with the latest in improvised explosive defence
And a baguette
Don't forget sweet baby ray's
This is like the one dream you actually remember.
0:51 - Fined twenty pound sterling _and_ sentenced to death?
That's too much. Too harsh. Death sentence, OK, whatever. But to add the fine? Cruel.
As a Briton myself, i can confirm that at times of great peril I become haunted by the ghost of Sir Winston Spencer Churchill
Great video! I love learning about different cultures!
are you from Wales? 🤣
8/10. Liked how accurately stocked the sainsburys is. Lost marks for not flagging our inability to park our car ‘there’.
I wonder if the game will get an update with the Death of The Queen
"Why do you order your groceries online?"
Supermarket: Literal labyrinth filled with minotaurs.
The menacing red font has some strong Control vibes. I like it.
Thats why i carry my knife licence with me
Watching this after Queen Elizabeth’s death. RIP.
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@matthewjones39
How mature. You have a mental age of 6.
@@quixquire1761 L
@matthewlones39 yeah that reply does nothing for you.
@@quixquire1761 L
Can confirm as someone who used to work at the Sainsbury's megastore in Northampton that Barry is a terrifying individual who's boss energy radiates so much it is felt in the car park and even the b&m next door.
Thank you for risking your life to bring us this footage.
I remember the older versions looking better, and the ability to own pistols which were removed because someone managed to smuggle some into a school by the usage of explots and farmed kills.
Must have been an American player
(note: I am insulting my own country dw)
@@plant7371 No, no. I was talking about this exact game. Dunblane.
These exploits are still available in the Thirteen Colonies DLC.
@@dorukayhanwastaken i like the "Sun never sets" expansion more
That was heavily used in the Northern Ireland expansion a while back…
the shelves being empty is so accurate
and im quite sure barry would have charged more by the second to account for inflation
Forgetting to set collision for the mug with the drink fluid before the render spoke to me on an emotional level.
I used to live in Northampton for uni. This is an accurate depiction.
Can confirm. Is shithole.
Sent this to my friend who lives in Birmingham. His response: “Accurate”
Wow, video games have come so far. You can now simulate the experience of something interesting happening in Northampton.
0:05 "You cannot eat dirt" 🤓
karen the nurse, 58, was one of the hardest bosses to defeat until i figured out i could change my autistic cry attack from the "debuff enemies" effect to the "summon security" effect. playing a support class like autistic can be difficult sometimes, but once you figure out the right playstyle it's just as good as melee classes like alcies and y7 student
My personal favourite melee class is the pub goer, the broken bottle is very powerful and even the stun from shattering a bottle is good with levels
This comment absolutely killed me
@@mango4554 the side effect is a shame though. You can't use it too many times or angry football fans will swarm you.
the y7 student has some of the most brutal attacks available, and the complete terror secondary attack provides an excellent stun effect.
as someone who lives in the uk
this is very accurate
barry: YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH
also barry: MAY GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL
You know you've finally made it in England when you can afford to start shopping at Sainsburys.
Can't believe you got the actual Barry to make a cameo in your game, I thought he never left Barry Island.
They say that on clear nights you can still hear the bells of Barry Island out in the bay...
As a British person I confirm that this is accurate.
May god have mercy on your soul
bri'ish hol'knight play'r
The loading times have improved massively from the early access version. There used to be none, which was far too stressful.
Very few have encountered Barry, 63 and lived to tell the tale. I narrowly avoided a confrontation once by backing into the sweets aisle, squinting at the price of a kitkat chunky and muttering "daylight bloody robbery." I blended in perfectly and the entity moved on.
"You can't eat dirt" excuse me. I can and will
this game is one of the best to come out of slough (the development studio that made the game). i have spent many unhappy hours playing this game and wandering aimlessly around the town centre of woking, the 9268th level of the game. the boss (toothless spoons enjoyer) is almost impossible to defeat! however some of my favourite elements of the game include:
-the southwestern railways trip to staines
-the norf FC infiltration level
-the boss fight on level 492 against prince andrew
Dang, the artstyle and gameplay loops are on-point from what I've seen in wildlife documentaries about the British Parliament. However, I'm a stickler for historical accuracy, and I'm pretty sure Margaret Thatcher would have been a better random boss encounter at the Sainsbury's. Not sure if I'll buy now, or wait for them to add a content drop for poor dental care or a Cockney voice line bundle. Anyway, the project looks promising, and I can't wait to see how they manage to implement Yorkshire Tea brewing mechanics!
Have you forgotten the history of Bri'ish online?
Thatcher was a field boss so powerful no player managed to kill her. So the Dev's reused her as an unkillable and hated NPC.
When they finally killed her off, of old age with no plaher having successfully killed her, everyone celebrated the removal of one of the most disliked characters in the entire series.
@@SCI3N3N0mber1 Hmm yeah, true. I guess sometimes gameplay fairness has precedence over historical faithfulness concerning Prime Ministers' appearances at Sainsbury's. However, Bri'ish Online has a much more arcade approach to the Sainsbury's environment, but from the looks of this teaser for British Person Simulator, it seems that realism was a far greater concern for the devs. It seems they'll have to be faced with the decision to either include a boss encounter with very high stats for historical immersion, or concede and instead settle for an underpowered Thatcher for the sake of balance.
"Made god have mercy on your soul, and god save the queen"
What a gentleman.
Good game, the Gregg's DLC was great. Not only did the sausage rolls give you wings (like the Red Bull item), but it gives you temporary invulnerability and +10 melee damage.
As a British person I can confirm this is exactly what happens when I go to sainsbury's.
At this point it isn’t that hard to beat Barry you just have to attack him during the monologue.
+ free Lego stickers when you spend £10, only in Britain they’d give away Lego in sticker form.
This guy can't even beat Barry, you already got the deadly weapon lol
You can tell that was a monster because he was drinking coffee instead of tea.
Barry has the power of a pint of bitter.
Next time, equip your Tesco trolley.
*Barry, 63*
Sainsbury Boss Battle
Recommended Encounter Level - 45
HP 12500
MP 145
👊
🔥 WEAK
❄️WEAK
💨
⚡️
💡RESIST
🌑RESIST
Moves
👊 Regular Attack
You’re Fired!
Does heavy 🔥 damage to a single target
Body Slam
Tries to fall on top of 1-4 targets at a time, dealing major 👊 damage. However, after doing so will leave them vulnerable for a single turn until they get back up. (Note - Good Opportunity to try get off a paralysis on him so he stays stunned for the rest of the encounter)
Tea Sip
Recovers 500 HP and MP but can only use when low on health
God Save the Queen
Increased Critical rate and Attack but lowers defence
Incomprehensible Speech
Starts yelling at you but you cannot tell what he says, has a chance to confuse, paralyse or lower magic attack
TikTok Terror
Goes on his phone and begins to make a cringe TikTok. The cringe is utterly unbearable and may cause anyone who isn’t blind to immediately end themselves or black out.
Strategy
If you have no party members currently active, this fight could be more difficult for you in particular so here is what you need to know. If you have a speed of over 25 or an evasion of over 25, there is a good chance you can do this alone regardless of level. This is one of the slower opponents you may face in British Simulator so you can easily escape body slam and begin to deal major damage then. But if you aren’t high level, always wait for body slam, don’t get greedy as he still poses something of a threat despite his speed. If he begins to make a cringe TikTok immediately evacuate, as by then it’s a lost cause and an opportunity to escape, otherwise you may perish or black out.
If you have multiple party members, have one of them distract Barry, 63 and the others cast status buffs and debuffs until he uses body slam. You should easily dispose of him with a party of 4 (at level 30) despite his attacks being powerful.
British man: "Oi yew dare wield the Butter Knife of Mass Distruction?"
Me: "Underidoderidoderiododeridoo"
*sips dirt
I must say, Lidl is significantly easier, due to the only enemy being cashier Jane, 23, and David, 36. Along with that, there is relatively quite a lot of rip-offs to buy, getting you a score bonus for money saving. If you want a challenge, this dlc is not for you.
As a Bri'ish man myself, I can confirm that every chewsday I find myself in a similar situation. The only way to calm myself down after is a good spot if tea and some biscuits.
Drink some wotah.
@@nah95 wo'ah* we dont pronounce the t's
@@randomguy-hc4bo nah, we drink the Ts
I like having my tea with 2 sugars and milk
As an British, I watch your content to escape reality. This is all too real.
Why are you British
@@matthewjones39 exactly
Yeah, Barry, 63 is quite a difficult boss to beat. I've been struggling on the Northampton level for weeks now.
However, I've come up with a theory about the way to beat him:
- First, you need to go to Coventry and find the Binley Mega Chippy, once there you've got to order a Morbius meal.
- Then, go to the local pub and acquire a pint of Carling lager.
- Find your nearest corner shop and ask Abdul the Shopkeeper for 63 PG Tips teabags.
- Return to Northampton Sainsbury's, and offer Barry, 63 the three aforementioned items.
Maybe Barry, 63 will offer a peace deal, and then you can progress into the South London level?
PG Tips will just anger him, and every British person in the vicinity, including me. Yorkshire Tea is the only way.
Nice to see an optimistic take on Britain's future.
I half expected a giant, faceless IKEA employee to tell you the store is closed and that you need to leave.
To be clear, this is a reference to SCP-3008. I was mentioning it because the enviornment and atmosphere of the store reminded me of it. I am well aware IKEA is swedish.
That's Sweden
@@mrfhd6227 it's an SCP reference
@@dhararry7929 still, that's sweden, not britain.
@@screret4794 I was talking about how the enviornment reminded me of SCP-3008, i didn't actually think he was in IKEA.
That’s Sweden
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"You cannot eat dirt"
Well, it's better than British food.
"You cannot eat dirt"
The British cuisine tries to prove otherwise... or at least pushes the people to undermine that premise
As a resident of Northampton, I can confirm this is an average trip to Sainsbury’s.
Goddam Barry 63 is the bane of of every true Englishman. Lost a good amount of friends to him. 😔✌️RIP in peace chaps
as a non British person that's never been to Britain i can confirm this is 100% accurate
By working at Sainsbury's, I have obtained the special Employee Edition. It gives you X-ray vision on whatever item you need to find and all bosses become friendly. It made the Tesco and Morrison's levels significantly harder however.
Can confirm, this is exactly what Northamptonshire is like
The Sainsbury's there are just massive warehouses full of empty shells
I finished the game 100% a while back (plus the Overseas territories DLC, the Crown dependancies DLC and even the commonwealth realms DLC) and i must say the Sainsbury's levels are pretty easy for me to beat now, as they are nothing compared to the Wetherspoons levels. They are found mid-game, but are insanely hard for me to beat even now.
the ethereal sounds of 1000 disembodied voices of Winston Churchill will prevent me from sleeping tonight
✌️
Omg this is so accurate!! Really captures that sense of impending doom when u walk into ur local sainsburys
Must be the ‘Pandemic DLC’.
Bare shelves and having to (butter)knife fight someone over a box cotton buds.
I love it, please do more, i like how it is realistic, poignant reflection on today with all the panic buying, empty shelves for miles.
After going grocery shopping in Northampton myself earlier, I can confirm this is indeed accurate
My parents bought me a copy of this game when we moved to the UK back in the early naughties. Really helped me assimilate. I have since passed the (extremely confusing) citizenship test in part due to the copious hours spent playing "The Simulator". I also had to pay off the exam board.
a maze ing. the depth and complexity of the incongruencies and fact or fiction being represented in this setting are nothing short of underexceptionalism.
keep it up by jove
Non British folks might not know this but no one has ever survived a trip to Sainsburys
Things would have been different if he hadn't forgotten his Browning and ATGM mounted reinforced shopping trolley at home.
Barry has actually lived next door to me and my wife Linda in Ramsgate for the past six years. What he's doing here is sort of a character he puts on, he's really nothing like that in real life. Loveliest bloke you'd ever meet.
Absolutely love the CONTROL style font popup lmao
Agreed
Ive got to say, the tesco level was way less of a slog. Morrisons made me lose all of my -souls- dosh! I feel like aldi just had a bunch of recycled enemies. Even the loot was just reskinned items! Somehow everytime I go to asda I find that it was just a complete waste of time: I do all the bosses and they don't give me any loot! Waitrose had a bit of loot but most of it was just armour sets, from that one merchant at the first checkpoint.
I would recommend the Yorkshire expansion pack because of the many homemade Luty Submachineguns and other such things that are readily available in the area. I found that these can come in useful during the Royal Guard police raid on the Colonial Safehouse level, and against the grenade lobbing loons on the Hackney Underground level.
I heard there was a Secret France level but it was too hard to find
The moment our character picked up the butter knife, I knew what was coming.
TES6: High Rock is coming along nicely. That Breton guard captures the Breton spirit quite well.
I myself have grinded the 'London experience' part of the game. I would honestly only play it if you have good reflexes (to stab another 'bri'ish person' back in the case that they attack you) and have subtitles on (to be able to understand what roadmen are saying to you)
Ayo big man why you gettin rude still, don’t pull up on the mains you’ll get dropped pusillanimous - I’m having trouble translating this text even with subtitles I don’t know and he keeps killing me, the checkpoint it so far
They've really improved these games. I remember when that pile of pixels called Façade used to be the best on the market. Progress is crazy in the industry, I'll give this a play after I upgrade my graphics card
Picking up that knife is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen 💀 😂
please get someone to develop a game like this with all your video references. i will 100% buy it.
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I kid you not I am in a Sainsbury’s in Northampton as I type this and am now shitting myself at the thought of Barry, 63, potentially being around the corner of the next aisle I walk past..
genuinely amazed by how true all these British memes are
The Control-style location titles are amazing
The empty shelves were a nice touch
They still haven't fixed that bug? There's no soap in Sainsbury's.
Better hurry up. Barry, 64 is invincible.
If you own a computer and aged 25, this game is a must have!
Enter the Sainsbery.
New objective :-survive😂