Give a man a cup noodle and feed him for a day, teach a man how to equip cup noodle with military technology, and watch him terrorize the local population. -Sun Tzu, 1903.
To think that educational videos of such a high productional value like this are still available to us all for free... You don't know how grateful I am!
customer: "so whats the price?" employee: "4 dollars and 3 cents sir" customer: "but there's literally a BRLS-8B strapped on it" employee: "sir its just a cup noodle" customer: "but a BRLS-8B cost more than 100k?!?!" employee: "sir can you stop panicking, its just A cup noodle"
This sounds like a great way to avoid sanctions. Customs Officer: "Are you trying to import sanctioned military aviation equipment?" Russia: "no, is cup noodel."
It should be noted, that they did not address the radar cross section of a MiG Cup Noodle. This is a serious flaw the west may still exploit and should be addressed with the next generation of the Noodle-Frame.
The cup noodle design failed to consider the conductivity of the cup for a truly instant noodle experience as if it were designed with a thinner brass alloy it could be just as durable while retaining enough heat to cook the noodle in flight for immediate delight of the soviet soldiers upon return
but consider: the higher thermal conductivity of brass, coupled with the reduced thickness of the housing, would allow the noodle payload to cool rapidly at high altitudes, thus degrading its performance in comparison to the chosen nickel alloy.
@@duncanurquhart5278 that is a fair point however, the noodles contain preservatives to prevent such degradation despite low temperatures and any microorganism growth will be immediately dealt with by the sudden heating of said noodles upon reentry to the lower atmosphere
@@combustiblefire5510 the DINRV (Dropped Interorbital Noodle Respons Vessel) is amazing project. The whole Dinner 5 program is very promising technology for the entire future of the human race.
Why haven't you installed yet an aluminum 600 cubic inch pushrod V8 with a twin screw supercharger, a flatplane billet steel crankshaft and forged cylinders, capable of 17500 Horsepower and 23000 Newtons-meter of torque? It's a very simple and practical modification to add to your cup noodle that provides power when the time comes to flee, though it won't be easy to put that power down, so using a set of 16 inch tall x 10 inch wide magnesium centerlock rims fitted with some radial semislicks should help, for extra control, a set of 270mm sway bars and two double wishbone coilovers will give you unmatched performance in corners. Now you just need to choose what type of drivetrain and gearbox you would wanna use, and tune the coilovers and alignment acordingly.
The design is outrageuosly genius. The engineers and design team have created one of the most powerful cups noodles I've ever seen. I truly hope that I will be able to see it in action.
It's honestly quite remarkable how after nearly two years, I can still watch a Bosnian Ape Society video and say "What the fresh hell just happened?" And it's always a different feeling.
I love the sense of humor of this channel, the juxtaposition of mundane everyday objects with complex military tech is hilarious even tho the technicalities go over my head, it's like being inside the mind of an armament nerd as they force their obsession into every aspect of daily life.
Bro you have no idea what it's like being such a military nerd. How am I supposed to shoehorn into daily conversation how the AN/APG-77 AESA radar coupled with 6 AIM-120Cs and powered by the 2 Pratt & Whitney F119-PW-100 thrust vectoring afterburning turbofans each producing 35,000lbf of force allow the F-22A Raptor to be the pre-eminent air superiority fighter?
Nobody on this planet can truly comprehend the danger of a paperclip. I mean, you can use them to pick locks, stab someone, shove it up a sea turtle's nose. The paperclip might have been a scientific experiment to see what on earth people do with a bendable metal dagger. I mean, you need to be careful. Soon, paperclips might be considered weapons in england.
Impressive? I thought it was terrifying! Thank God no one is talking about weaponizing the cup noodles, these are obviously made for noodle related reconnaissance only
It's a parody that hits really close home. In Soviet Union factories had to manufacture. Stoppage due to lack of demand was not acceptable, not an option. Heads would roll. If there was no demand, demand would need to be found in other sectors. And that's how one of my teachers on a trip to Russia came by a titanium spade. The common kind of gardening shovel, which he bought at a random village store store during a stop on his vacation trip. It cost as much as regular spade. It looked quite like a regular spade. It had a regular wooden shaft like a regular spade, but the blade was made from titanium, considerably lighter than normal. Well, momentarily there were no orders for airplanes and submarines, and the titanium processing plant wasn't allowed to stop. So they made titanium spades.
they could've turned that titanium into anything like car components or mess kits. Nope, spades. It's so obviously the first thought that they had "What can we do with this amazing metal?", "SPADES!!!!!!!!", "Well what about..", "SPADES!!!", "... fine."
@@Logarithm906 The fundamental requirement was guaranteed demand. Car components would require establishing an entire logistics chain to supply a car factory - and tearing it down the moment orders for airplanes and submarines return. Mess kits - eh, maybe, but if the army doesn't order them, you have to depend on tourist stores, canteens, generally you still need to seek customers. Spades? Every farmer needs a spade. Spades keep breaking. Every village has a store. The demand is guaranteed, and if the demand for airplanes returns, cutting the supply of titanium spades to village stores only means people return to buying steel ones, no industry gets disrupted, no important order needs to be canceled. You can start or stop the production on a whim. Perfect product for the purpose.
“The Soviet Union will be known as the epicenter of cup noodle design, engineering, and manufacturing” Edit: why did I get 2k likes I literally just quoted the video
@@lancelittleton9802 it's all well and good to get there the quickest, but it's another thing entirely to develop the processes and ability to maintain the highest quality time and again during times of innovation. i for one am proud to be switching to the soviet cup noodle, слава чашечке лапши.
not forgetting advanced microchips which can run 8K graphics, always have to stay 10 steps ahead incase of burning your mouth on some hot noodles, it be unt EPIC!
This guy really went from a genuinely thought provoking critique of capitalism to "And this is why cup noodles should have radar on them" in like 30 seconds. You just earned a subscriber.
A benign foodstuff of the capitalist west being "bettered" by equipping it for warfare, thus creating something completely useless even for the task it was originally meant. I think it's a broader critique of how, in a communist system, all of the state's resources can be poured into the most asinine and useless project without repercussions. Point being I think there is meaningful criticism for the entirety of the video.
Thank you for this absolutely amazing and inspiring piece of hope. With these new cups, I can safely launch my noodles at speeds of up to 3,000kph with no fear of container compromise.
Yeah but there are plans for the Korean Nongshim Shin bowl to be upgraded to fifth gen standard complete with AESA radar and full stealth capability. Personally I’d hold out until Nongshim releases their upgrade package and stealth seafood flavor
Dont forget the response from the americans after all they made the f15 to counter the mig25 so logicially the americans will make a truly revolutionary design, not to do the old things better, but to mark a new era of cup noodles also then Sukohi will make a comparable design
@@Poorgeniu5 Certainly, however I had never for one moment thought I'd be thinking of "surplus cup noodle inventory", let alone tactical, supersonic cup noodle inventory!
I've always wondered what the future of cup noodle technology would look like. Thank you for showing us an exciting glimpse into Soviet aviation; truly, the future is bright for the CCCP.
Fun fact: the official (Nissin) cup noodles don't use styrofoam in the Japanese version. I've discovered those styrofoam packages when I travelled in France.
I ordered 1 pack of Mikoyan-Gurevich cup noodles and just delivered right into my house with Soloviev afterburning turbofan engine but didn't expect getting an album of K-POP songs.
I love how the materials used for the mig noodle imply that it is capable of infinite propulsion, and that the only thing holding it back from going faster is the point at which the materials that comprise it disintegrate
With my old, western cup noodle I could never break Mach I, and I couldn't even lock on to arial targets, hence, dogfighting was always a problem, but now, with my soviet cup noodle I can break the speed of sound easily and I can even lock on to multiple targets at once! Thanks soviet cup noodle!
Comrade, I honor you. Also, I have consumed cup noodle payload in hunger. Please remember Comrade Zchenskyviock for his actions in life and not for folly of eating the superior Soviet anti-armor/aircraft/material device. Pretty foreign woman in the dots of poka salutes me. I have peace
I modified mine with a zero-zero ejection seat, pressurised noodle/soup pit, bubble canopy, air turbine cookers, capability to carry off-boresight hestseeking and active radar guided air to air missiles, last but not least a helmet mounted display to have a 360° view of the combat situation.
@@PixelCortex Since we already got a BRLS-8B (Zaslon radar on Mig-31) and it is sait to have D30 turbofan, it will more likely end up like a Russian F-106 or something (assuming MiG wanna something new, so they decided to do a single engine jet).
I can't believe I'm even on youtube.. high quality documentaries for free? Educational too? This truly belongs to a big budget broadcasting company, and not on youtube. Thank you for your excellent work.
I hate it when i but cheap western cup noodles and it breaks immediately after slight acceleration. Can't wait to see this superior version hit the shelves.
@@magnanimus9692 Of course! Why would I put my digestive system through that kind of cheap western cancer!? I have all my meals ping and destroy at least five orphanages before I devour them. Adds to the delight.
I personally am looking forward to my cup noodle being equipped with the BLRS 8B Pulse Doppler Electronically Scanned Array Radar. My current go to brand of cup noodle can only scan 3 targets, and on my lunch break at work I definetley encounter up to 10 threats simultaneously within 200km. Thanks MIG!
You really need to consider realtime ground-based radar networking. Nebo-SV and Nebo-M would be an excellent choice since they can track a large number of targets simultaneously, and being long wave / VHF are immune from stealth low-observability issues.
"I don't want military name jokes anymore, that's no longer who I am and I don't want to play into the hands of the military industrial complex" "Haha military cup noodles with radar going supersonic" I like this.
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Two years later the English inventor James Perry sought to produce more-flexible steel points by cutting a centre hole at the top of a central slit and then making additional slits on either side. The inconvenience of having to continually dip a pen to replenish its ink supply stimulated the development of the fountain pen, a type of pen in which ink is held in a reservoir and passes to the writing point through capillary channels. The first practical version of the fountain pen was produced in 1884 by the American inventor L.E. Waterman. Ballpoint pens date from the late 19th century. Commercial models appeared in 1895, but the first satisfactory model was patented by Lázló Bíró, a Hungarian living in Argentina. His ballpoint pen, commonly called the “biro,” became popular in Great Britain during the late 1930s, and by the mid-1940s pens of this type were widely used throughout much of the world. The writing tip of a ballpoint pen consists of a metal ball, housed in a socket, that rotates freely and rolls quick-drying ink onto the writing surface. The ball is constantly bathed in ink from a reservoir, one end of which is open and attached to the writing tip. Soft-tip pens that use points made of porous materials became commercially available during the 1960s. In such pens a synthetic polymer of controlled porosity transfers ink from the reservoir to the writing surface. These fibre-tipped pens can be used for lettering and drawing as well as for writing and may be employed on surfaces such as plastic and glass. pen drawing, artwork executed wholly or in part with pen and ink, usually on paper. Pen drawing is fundamentally a linear method of making images. 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A brown ink popular with the old masters because of its warm, luminous colour qualities was known as bistre. It was prepared by boiling wood soot to obtain a liquid, transparent brown extract. The third important ink was an iron gall, or chemical, ink. Its principal ingredients were iron sulfate, the extract of gall nuts, and a gum arabic solution. It was, in fact, the common writing ink for centuries and was employed for most early drawings. Its colour when first applied to the paper is bluish black, but it rapidly turns blackish and, over the years, a dull brown and tends to disintegrate. Pens are the oldest and most popular of all the drawing media of the Western artist, in part because of the variety of linear effects provided by the three basic types of pens and their adaptability to the changing styles of draftsmanship over many centuries. These three basic types are quill pens, cut from the wing feathers of fowls and birds; reed pens, formed and trimmed from stems of bamboolike grasses; and metal pens, fabricated from various metals, especially fine steel. The outstanding master of the reed pen, the Dutch artist Rembrandt, used it often in combination with the quill pen and washes to produce the richly suggestive atmospheric illusionism of his works. The reed pen never had the widespread popularity of quill or metal pens, but for special effects it has served artists admirably; for example, the 19th-century Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh in his last years used it in his drawings to produce the blunt, powerful strokes that were counterparts of the heavy brush strokes typical of many of his canvases. Until the acceptance of the modern steel pen, most Western master draftsmen used quill pens. During the Middle Ages the quill pen was used for the fine delineations of images in manuscripts; its nibs, which can be sharpened to extreme fineness, permit the craftsman to create small linear figures or ornamental decorations on the pages or along the borders of the parchment leaves. This characteristic, combined with the flexibility of the quill point, which responds to pressure for varying the widths of lines or forming accents, made it adaptable to the diverse personal styles of draftsmen from the 15th to the end of the 19th century. The development of excellent steel pens by the Englishman James Perry in the 1830s and the mass production by stamping pens from steel blanks led to the metal pen’s supplanting the quill. Nevertheless, artists only reluctantly adopted the steel pen, and most drawings in pen and ink done before the 20th century were still produced with quills. The steel pen is now used for drawing almost exclusively and is available in many shapes, sizes, and degrees of stiffness or flexibility. It has become standard studio equipment of the illustrator, cartoonist, and designer. Pen drawings by such outstanding painters and sculptors as Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse, and Henry Moore demonstrate the virtue of the steel pen in producing the sharp linear definitions generally preferred by modern masters.
I'll be honest, I kinda expected a 3 minute segment where we watch the noodles cook in real time, but instead now that the cup is made of metal, when someone goes to eat it at the end, they burn their hand and say "fuck" or something like that.
the newest Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau aircrafts were just announced to be in Namco Bandai's Ace Combat 8, it's the MiG-45 Fork and the experimental MiG-3.44 Fishman. - me, apparently
This truly signifies and brings to light the importance of Sustainable and Durable Cup Noodles in our society. It also points out that how the Western Culture is lacking behind in such technological advancements, truly a marvel! This cup noodle will truly revolutionize the future generations of cup noodles and that of humanity.
my favorite part of this amazingly funny channel is that you place extremely heavy and over sided machinery and weaponry to items not made for it and never needed it in the first place
1:01 Cup Noodles (カップヌードル, Kappu Nūdoru) is a brand of cup instant ramen developed in 1971 and manufactured by Japanese food company Nissin Foods. Single servings of the product are packaged in foam, plastic, or paper cups and are prepared by adding boiling water.
I think my favorite bit of this channel is the putting oversized machinery on things that just cant even begin to hold it.
hehe RS - 25 mounted on can, go brrrrr....
It’s like watching a sales pitch done by cocaine addict.
I don't know what you mean by "the shopping kart can't carry anti-air measures and three heavy machine guns"
@@Ferrari255GTO If it can't just modify it with an car engine
@@humamtaher9039 yes... "car" engine...
*Picks up jerry can full of nitromethane*
It is said that every spacefaring race has the ability to produce instant cup noodles
🤯🤯🤯🤯
And cake.
The ability to produce instant cup noodles does not make you intelligent.
@@mousermind 🤓🤓
@@mousermind then explain the existence of instant cup noodles
I love going into a video about cup noodles and immediately seeing a fighter plane
Glad the Bosnian Ape Society is always keeping us on our toes!
And a brief jpop clip to boot
Watch out for the tank outside your window
@@Speedyx485 it's fine, I have a baguette!
@@BlatantlySwedishPGN *the baguette won't save you from the power of my Sweet Baby Ray's sauce, now DIE*
Keeping us in the air
Give a man a cup noodle and feed him for a day, teach a man how to equip cup noodle with military technology, and watch him terrorize the local population. -Sun Tzu, 1903.
😂
1902
Casual 🙄
Ill admit that I had never really stopped to consider the low service ceiling of a cup noodle, before
Its been a gaping hole in our defense capabilities for decades
Esp. Instant food counter-strike capability
And it's angle of attack is not optimal as well, not to mention that it goes bingo in less than 8 minutes when you turn on the AB.
To think that educational videos of such a high productional value like this are still available to us all for free... You don't know how grateful I am!
Amen.
@@pupaepedorra 😢🙏🏼🙏🏼
This is actually mostly false. Especially the part when they said Migs were the best 💀💀💀
@@justcallmecommunist7697 bro it's satire
@@slavicboomer you dont know that. their username is moonspeak.
I'm glad this was translated to english so that my primitive western brain could understand it
you are not russian bear then?
Sure, fed. I’m calling the KGB on you.
@@petersbananabread1631 he is a Russian double spy
Wait a minute, Sasha, what are you talking about... are you an American spy?
@@petersbananabread1631 you're not banana bread?
Every single time I watch one of these videos it's like Monty Python had a deep interest in military technologies and I love that
They actually did have a couple skits that came close. The one that comes to mind is the hunter one where they hunt for moths in fighter jets.
@@dorpth what.
The how to use a roundabout one is very Monty Python
@@dorpth what the f-
customer: "so whats the price?"
employee: "4 dollars and 3 cents sir"
customer: "but there's literally a BRLS-8B strapped on it"
employee: "sir its just a cup noodle"
customer: "but a BRLS-8B cost more than 100k?!?!"
employee: "sir can you stop panicking, its just A cup noodle"
soviet economics
4 bolivar
This sounds like a great way to avoid sanctions.
Customs Officer: "Are you trying to import sanctioned military aviation equipment?"
Russia: "no, is cup noodel."
*BREAKING NEWS* : Indian Air Force annouced to purchased over 1,000 cups of cup noddles from MiG design bureau
4 dollars for a cup noodle?! Bloody hell thats expensive, i get my BAE SYSTEMS instant noodles for only £1.25
It should be noted, that they did not address the radar cross section of a MiG Cup Noodle. This is a serious flaw the west may still exploit and should be addressed with the next generation of the Noodle-Frame.
The cup noodle design failed to consider the conductivity of the cup for a truly instant noodle experience as if it were designed with a thinner brass alloy it could be just as durable while retaining enough heat to cook the noodle in flight for immediate delight of the soviet soldiers upon return
but consider: the higher thermal conductivity of brass, coupled with the reduced thickness of the housing, would allow the noodle payload to cool rapidly at high altitudes, thus degrading its performance in comparison to the chosen nickel alloy.
@@duncanurquhart5278 that is a fair point however, the noodles contain preservatives to prevent such degradation despite low temperatures and any microorganism growth will be immediately dealt with by the sudden heating of said noodles upon reentry to the lower atmosphere
@@combustiblefire5510 the DINRV (Dropped Interorbital Noodle Respons Vessel) is amazing project. The whole Dinner 5 program is very promising technology for the entire future of the human race.
True, but how are you countering the preservatives in the noodle, or are we forgoing preservatives and shipping them as ordered to eat on the day?
@@JakeSig the heat should decompose the preservatives while heating the noodles just enough to melt in the mouth
Finally a cup noodle that can go fast. We've been denied this ability for far too long.
But not the right alloy smh Russia stop being cheap and use a modern aircraft titanium alloy
"dad, can you pass me a cup noodle?"
*"catch!" :D*
Why haven't you installed yet an aluminum 600 cubic inch pushrod V8 with a twin screw supercharger, a flatplane billet steel crankshaft and forged cylinders, capable of 17500 Horsepower and 23000 Newtons-meter of torque? It's a very simple and practical modification to add to your cup noodle that provides power when the time comes to flee, though it won't be easy to put that power down, so using a set of 16 inch tall x 10 inch wide magnesium centerlock rims fitted with some radial semislicks should help, for extra control, a set of 270mm sway bars and two double wishbone coilovers will give you unmatched performance in corners. Now you just need to choose what type of drivetrain and gearbox you would wanna use, and tune the coilovers and alignment acordingly.
@@Ferrari255GTO 17.5 thousand horsepower O_O
@@falcongamer58 and enough torque to pull a house
The cup noodles are singlehandedly probably the most powerful item one can have.
Well probably second, Sweet Baby Rays sauce exists…
@@KAVX686 true 😆
@@KAVX686 NOOOO FRICK. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT 😭
I'm afraid thee has't f'rgotten the pow'r of le tungsten cube
@@OMNI-Infinity What about tungsten rods? 😏
The design is outrageuosly genius. The engineers and design team have created one of the most powerful cups noodles I've ever seen. I truly hope that I will be able to see it in action.
02:01 wouldn’t be a Bosnian ape society video without this
It's honestly quite remarkable how after nearly two years, I can still watch a Bosnian Ape Society video and say
"What the fresh hell just happened?"
And it's always a different feeling.
thats all of their videos, yes even the older ones that are videos of rain and stuff.
The cup noodle knows where it is at all times... it knows this, because it knows where it isn't.
LMFAO
The cup noodle now knows where you are.
Such an iconic line
that's one hell of a callback 🤣
@@LucasImpulse because it knows where you arent
I love the sense of humor of this channel, the juxtaposition of mundane everyday objects with complex military tech is hilarious even tho the technicalities go over my head, it's like being inside the mind of an armament nerd as they force their obsession into every aspect of daily life.
“The cup noodle is unable to withstand the demands of long service hours and supersonic flight” 💀
As an armament and aviation nerd this is what it is like to be in my head
Bro you have no idea what it's like being such a military nerd. How am I supposed to shoehorn into daily conversation how the AN/APG-77 AESA radar coupled with 6 AIM-120Cs and powered by the 2 Pratt & Whitney F119-PW-100 thrust vectoring afterburning turbofans each producing 35,000lbf of force allow the F-22A Raptor to be the pre-eminent air superiority fighter?
@@LegendaryAce73 Safe to say, everyone who follows these videos enough to watch to the end is an armament nerd.
I mean it’s true
This is peak content right here. RUclips has dropped the ball if this is the first I'm hearing of this great channel
I can't praise this channel enough, it is 100% my humor.
Bro this channel is the literal definition of “never let them know your next move”
"If you don't know your next move, neither do they"
I don’t think anyone else has come this close.
I just discovered this channel I think it's literally a channel that posts high quality shitposts.
When people said "Ahoy could talk about a paperclip & make it sound dangerous," they didn't realise they'd said the wrong RUclipsr
Paperclips are dangerous as hell. just bend it a little and you can stab someone with it.
@@TheGreatHalberd yes but the danger comes from the user not the product
Paperclips are a bad example if you've ever heard of the paperclip maximizer. That makes them sound world ending to say the least, which they are
@@airplanes_aren.t_real Pre-bent paperclips.
Nobody on this planet can truly comprehend the danger of a paperclip. I mean, you can use them to pick locks, stab someone, shove it up a sea turtle's nose. The paperclip might have been a scientific experiment to see what on earth people do with a bendable metal dagger. I mean, you need to be careful. Soon, paperclips might be considered weapons in england.
Damn, that 5-noodle formation was impressive as all hell...
And don't forget, they are exchanging combat data in real time!
Impressive? I thought it was terrifying! Thank God no one is talking about weaponizing the cup noodles, these are obviously made for noodle related reconnaissance only
I am an American Aeronautical Material Rocket Scientist, and I deem this cup noodle design superior!
i swear this guy's real job is making those legit defense ads that military salespeople show to customers.
It's a parody that hits really close home. In Soviet Union factories had to manufacture. Stoppage due to lack of demand was not acceptable, not an option. Heads would roll. If there was no demand, demand would need to be found in other sectors.
And that's how one of my teachers on a trip to Russia came by a titanium spade. The common kind of gardening shovel, which he bought at a random village store store during a stop on his vacation trip. It cost as much as regular spade. It looked quite like a regular spade. It had a regular wooden shaft like a regular spade, but the blade was made from titanium, considerably lighter than normal. Well, momentarily there were no orders for airplanes and submarines, and the titanium processing plant wasn't allowed to stop. So they made titanium spades.
they could've turned that titanium into anything like car components or mess kits.
Nope, spades. It's so obviously the first thought that they had "What can we do with this amazing metal?", "SPADES!!!!!!!!", "Well what about..", "SPADES!!!", "... fine."
@@Logarithm906 THIS IS SPARTA
If only they had had the foresight to make cup noodles out of titanium.
I want one
@@Logarithm906 The fundamental requirement was guaranteed demand. Car components would require establishing an entire logistics chain to supply a car factory - and tearing it down the moment orders for airplanes and submarines return. Mess kits - eh, maybe, but if the army doesn't order them, you have to depend on tourist stores, canteens, generally you still need to seek customers. Spades? Every farmer needs a spade. Spades keep breaking. Every village has a store. The demand is guaranteed, and if the demand for airplanes returns, cutting the supply of titanium spades to village stores only means people return to buying steel ones, no industry gets disrupted, no important order needs to be canceled. You can start or stop the production on a whim. Perfect product for the purpose.
“The Soviet Union will be known as the epicenter of cup noodle design, engineering, and manufacturing”
Edit: why did I get 2k likes I literally just quoted the video
"All I got as pay was a plate of noodles! ONE plate of noodles!" Alan Bates as Yakov Shepsovitch Bok in _The Fixer_ (1968)
We had them with the space race.....they have us with cup noodle design, engineering & manufacturing. Well played.
@@lancelittleton9802 it's all well and good to get there the quickest, but it's another thing entirely to develop the processes and ability to maintain the highest quality time and again during times of innovation. i for one am proud to be switching to the soviet cup noodle, слава чашечке лапши.
The famous tenth plank of the Communist Party.
@@lancelittleton9802 actually soviets did everything first
It’s a talent nobody asked for, yet everybody needs
Cup o' noodles wants to know your location
12 likes no comment lemme fix that.
SONG NAME: Nocturnal - Orchestral Version Stephen Keech
This truely represents how cup noodles should be produced in this modern era
Our cup noodles require advanced carbon fibre composites to remain competitive in the current environment.
not forgetting advanced microchips which can run 8K graphics, always have to stay 10 steps ahead incase of burning your mouth on some hot noodles, it be unt EPIC!
Glorious Soviet Cupnoodle is now capable of withstanding atmospheric reentry, Comrade!
The West Falls Today!
This guy really went from a genuinely thought provoking critique of capitalism to "And this is why cup noodles should have radar on them" in like 30 seconds. You just earned a subscriber.
He's mocking you communists.
@@AncientIrishCelt Ok and? Still funny.
@@AncientIrishCelt not really, he is just using the soviet union. There is no mockery of comunism. İt's a shitpost not propaganda for the either side.
A benign foodstuff of the capitalist west being "bettered" by equipping it for warfare, thus creating something completely useless even for the task it was originally meant. I think it's a broader critique of how, in a communist system, all of the state's resources can be poured into the most asinine and useless project without repercussions. Point being I think there is meaningful criticism for the entirety of the video.
Communist swine
Soviet parameters for edibility: "Can it shoot down a B-52? No? Then it isn't food."
Thank you for this absolutely amazing and inspiring piece of hope. With these new cups, I can safely launch my noodles at speeds of up to 3,000kph with no fear of container compromise.
Yeah but there are plans for the Korean Nongshim Shin bowl to be upgraded to fifth gen standard complete with AESA radar and full stealth capability. Personally I’d hold out until Nongshim releases their upgrade package and stealth seafood flavor
Dont forget the response from the americans
after all they made the f15 to counter the mig25
so logicially the americans will make a truly revolutionary design, not to do the old things better, but to mark a new era of cup noodles
also then Sukohi will make a comparable design
I speculate the surplus market will be ripe with excess inventory due to this.
@@Poorgeniu5 Certainly, however I had never for one moment thought I'd be thinking of "surplus cup noodle inventory", let alone tactical, supersonic cup noodle inventory!
But then we also have information that Pot Noodle would be capable of full stealth and would be capable of flying at mach 3.
I've always wondered what the future of cup noodle technology would look like. Thank you for showing us an exciting glimpse into Soviet aviation; truly, the future is bright for the CCCP.
*When the world needed him most, he returned* ❤️
This is your best video yet
I just wish this channel put out content more often.
Fun fact: the official (Nissin) cup noodles don't use styrofoam in the Japanese version. I've discovered those styrofoam packages when I travelled in France.
imo Cup Noodles tasted better before they changed the recipe and packaging. I think it was so it could be cooked in a microwave.
I’ve never had a proper cup noodle.. i bet it’s heavenly
In My country we use the plastic cup in every possible way
I ordered 1 pack of Mikoyan-Gurevich cup noodles and just delivered right into my house with Soloviev afterburning turbofan engine but didn't expect getting an album of K-POP songs.
I love how the materials used for the mig noodle imply that it is capable of infinite propulsion, and that the only thing holding it back from going faster is the point at which the materials that comprise it disintegrate
that's basically how it is for all aircraft
You forgot the 6 R-40 air to air missiles
this is better than cheating in gta online
you're here too? LMAO
With my old, western cup noodle I could never break Mach I, and I couldn't even lock on to arial targets, hence, dogfighting was always a problem, but now, with my soviet cup noodle I can break the speed of sound easily and I can even lock on to multiple targets at once! Thanks soviet cup noodle!
Comrade, I honor you. Also, I have consumed cup noodle payload in hunger. Please remember Comrade Zchenskyviock for his actions in life and not for folly of eating the superior Soviet anti-armor/aircraft/material device.
Pretty foreign woman in the dots of poka salutes me. I have peace
This is why I always arm my Cup Of Noodles with Anti-Aircraft Turrets, MG11 Browning Turrets, And a Diesel Engine from an MBT-70.
I modified mine with a zero-zero ejection seat, pressurised noodle/soup pit, bubble canopy, air turbine cookers, capability to carry off-boresight hestseeking and active radar guided air to air missiles, last but not least a helmet mounted display to have a 360° view of the combat situation.
This is hilarious, but I just kept thinking it'd be entirely next level if you had ended up building a whole plane around the noodles step by step.
You just end up with an air superiority fighter with a cup noodle in the cup holder.
@@PixelCortex Since we already got a BRLS-8B (Zaslon radar on Mig-31) and it is sait to have D30 turbofan, it will more likely end up like a Russian F-106 or something (assuming MiG wanna something new, so they decided to do a single engine jet).
3:04 what is fromis_9 doing here lmao
lmao
Next video should be how to dogfight a Lockheed Martin F22 with a balloon
Aeronautical engineers when they haven’t slept in 45 hours:
... and prevailed on a diet of nothing but cup noodles.
I love how the radar connected to the cup by a single point of contact.
I'm so glad you're back to this kind of content, not that you ever really left.
God fucking damn. I found my favorite RUclipsr
I feel like the dancing asian girls at 3:04 requires a explanation, but I know I'll never get one from Bosnian Ape Society.
fromis_9 LOVERUMPUMPUM! please check them out!!
Whenever Bosnian ape society posts it makes my day
I can't believe I'm even on youtube.. high quality documentaries for free? Educational too? This truly belongs to a big budget broadcasting company, and not on youtube. Thank you for your excellent work.
Good to have you back, I was starting to worry that I would need to settle for inferior western cup noodles.
My shopping trolley has never been safer
He seems to make any household item into a weapon, good on him
The cup noodle will now consume all.
You can not stop it.
3 words: Sweet Baby Ray's
I hate it when i but cheap western cup noodles and it breaks immediately after slight acceleration. Can't wait to see this superior version hit the shelves.
Here because of fromis_9, stayed for the humor
Day 14 waiting for Kiddions menu next release
thanks for sharing this marvelous breakthrough...I look forward to receiving my order of the new Mikoyan-Gurevich Cup Noodle soon.
Wtf i am literally eating cup noodle rn
Hey man, I've met you in the bus, why were you looking at my father, man?
@@Menezarian my goals are beyond your understanding
@@Menezarian Euro-peen'?
Does yours have a front-mounted radar too?
@@magnanimus9692 Of course! Why would I put my digestive system through that kind of cheap western cancer!? I have all my meals ping and destroy at least five orphanages before I devour them. Adds to the delight.
I personally am looking forward to my cup noodle being equipped with the BLRS 8B Pulse Doppler Electronically Scanned Array Radar. My current go to brand of cup noodle can only scan 3 targets, and on my lunch break at work I definetley encounter up to 10 threats simultaneously within 200km. Thanks MIG!
Credible
You really need to consider realtime ground-based radar networking. Nebo-SV and Nebo-M would be an excellent choice since they can track a large number of targets simultaneously, and being long wave / VHF are immune from stealth low-observability issues.
at least the metal cup noodle wouldn’t have micro plastics.
My favorite video you’ve made in a while😂😂😂
"I don't want military name jokes anymore, that's no longer who I am and I don't want to play into the hands of the military industrial complex"
"Haha military cup noodles with radar going supersonic"
I like this.
The Bosnian ape society has been conquered by the Soviet Union using the power of the MIG cup noodle.
Did they say this? Where?
@@robertcontento7748 that was a community post they made around 2 months ago.
Very credible
It pairs nicely with the Sukhoi Ramen brick.
I don't believe for a second that the cup noodle cup isn't made out of Stalinium.
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I see you are a man of culture with Fromis_9 at 3:03
I will never understand this channel and I love it
I'm sure this dude would weaponize a toilet paper roll to counter nuclear warfare
I'll be honest, I kinda expected a 3 minute segment where we watch the noodles cook in real time, but instead now that the cup is made of metal, when someone goes to eat it at the end, they burn their hand and say "fuck" or something like that.
Am I the only one that saw Fromis_9 for half a second in the outro?
the newest Mikoyan Gurevich Design Bureau aircrafts were just announced to be in Namco Bandai's Ace Combat 8, it's the MiG-45 Fork and the experimental MiG-3.44 Fishman.
- me, apparently
I like how he scanned a cup noodle to make the model.
"1 minute off target - Fifth generation cup noodles intercepted and shot you down"
3:13 minutes of my free time properly used
I clicked on this video only because of the amazing disconnect between the title and the preview content. Glad I did!
video idea: how to protect your plane from cup noodles using electronic warfare
Bro just took a random thing and make it more convenient. He’s the hero that we didn’t need but we want
1:42 wow look at those hot noodles being made
The greatest Soviet invention yet
ENEMY CUP NODDLE ABOVE
This truly signifies and brings to light the importance of Sustainable and Durable Cup Noodles in our society. It also points out that how the Western Culture is lacking behind in such technological advancements, truly a marvel! This cup noodle will truly revolutionize the future generations of cup noodles and that of humanity.
Beautiful video
I've never been more intimidated by noodles than I have right now 🍜
Relax. It doesn't have any weapons pylons.
Yet.
With this advanced cup noodles you can easily win chess match even against Grand Masters.
i regret finishing that cup noodle 3 minutes ago, I should've eat a little slower so i stumbled upon this video while still eating it
Every choise i made in my life bring me here to this video. I'm grateful for that
No no, he’s got a point. This would flabbergast the west.
I always imagine what the voice actors think when the read the scripts for these videos.
It’s a good day when Bosnian ape society uploads
I am convinced, a free engine with my technologically advanced cup noodle. Thats a bargain
my favorite part of this amazingly funny channel is that you place extremely heavy and over sided machinery and weaponry to items not made for it and never needed it in the first place
1:01 Cup Noodles (カップヌードル, Kappu Nūdoru) is a brand of cup instant ramen developed in 1971 and manufactured by Japanese food company Nissin Foods. Single servings of the product are packaged in foam, plastic, or paper cups and are prepared by adding boiling water.
Still fragile, impractical, incapable, and anemic
When the cup noodle reaches mach 6.4