The Mailbox Conspiracy: Your Mailbox is Plotting Against You
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2020
- Instagram: / bosnianapesociety
Few people know about the mailbox conspiracy, in which all mailboxes of the world are plotting to destroy humanity. This video will tell you all the things you missed, such as how various events in the Cold War, including Ping Pong Diplomacy, threats of thermonuclear war, and Stratetic Arms Limitation Talks I and II, are related to the conspiracy. We will also explain how to prepare for your impending doom because it is impossible to prevent or delay the fate that the mailboxes have already determined. 
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Mail boxes are never innocent, kids.
Can we even trust the mailmen?
@@Southh They are the poor souls brainwashed by the mailboxes they are endentured to. I will let your judgement decide as to where your allegiances should lie.
That's why I don't have a mailbox. Only a mail slot in the door
@@kleptomaticagain This guy understands. He is one of us.
@@kleptomaticagain mail slots take over your door, slowly taking over your house, until it takes every centimeter of your house, then puts acid in the house, dissolving you and evidence.
Mailbox: *Searches your computer*
Tank outside: I can smell you.
Unpredicted Deus Ex Machina
He didn't protect his computer with anti high collision impact wall, the MBT still counters the infamous mailbox.
The mailbox could simply challenge the MBT to a game of chess and use the Tennyson Gambit ICBM variation against the tank. Even a BGM-71 TOW anti-tank guided missile launched from an M2 Bradley Infantry Fighting Vehicle would surely defeat the tank.
Mailbox: plays chess on computer
Tank outside: request backup
@@moustache2844 the thing that observed the mailboxes doing those mailbox stuffs never lived to tell the tale
2 minutes of silence for the people who think this video is a sarcastic joke
2 minutes of silence...
Using sarcasm to point out sarcasm....wow
@@sangamharsolia5069 what do you mean by sarcasm? I caught my mailbox trying to kill me twice😒
@@Dhruv-yu2jo oh man that's a serious issue....stay safe bro
Ok
"It knows where you are at all times because it knows where you are not."
The mailbox is actually a missile confirmed?
The conspiracy within the conspiracy... will the truth ever be revealed?
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
@@drake52 thabk you
It is only a matter of time before the mailbox knows where you are because it knows where you will go, or where you have already gone, and by dividing it by the algebraic sun of where you are and where you aren’t, it can obtain your most likely next destination. It can then solve an intercept equation to intercept you and carry out its plan.
@@drake52 That's profound. 👍
the guy who invented mailboxes: *sweats profusely*
He was brain washed by the idea of mailboxes then the mailboxes inhabited the physical form created by the inventor
Philip B. Downing invented the predecessor of mailboxes. Legend says he was the most malicious man to have ever lived...
He was a Mailbox in disguise
Thanks for warning me about my mailbox. It almost assassinated me through icicle
Both woke and of culture.
Awoo
@FANBOY GR of course they're slower,but watch out for winter camouflaged mailbox
@@randomchannel1519 👍
Spycicle tf2
The dislikes are from mailboxes who’ve already taken control of their owners’ homes entirely. Those people are gone.
Who knows, maybe they took over your home and now writing us under your nick, trying to get into trust with us!
@Dominic Stephens or maybe maybe aaaaah fu----
@@deesnuts4993 Maybe we are all mailboxes trying to confuse anyone that might come and read this
This is too philosofical, imma outta here
@@nunomiguel555 sounds like what a mailbox would say...
Personally, I allow my main battle tank stalker to protect me against the local mailboxes. The loss of a computer every now and again is a small price to pay.
But, the mailboxes have already most likely figured out how to destroy said MBT
@Thomas B now that's a smart move
@Thomas B plus you get to keep your computer
“The mailbox knows where you are because it knows where you are not”
Good god, they put a mailbox inside the Tomahawk cruise missile, no wonder it’s so lethal
The missle knows where it is at all times because it knows where it isn't
"This is a mailbox."
"Dear God."
"It get's worse."
"No ..."
COMMIE! COMMIE!
@@donflamingo795 reeeeeeee!
XDDD epic
@M4Mysterious xD
Ah I see you a man of culture as well
oh no I better get my 150mm German howitzer cannon and my twin 50 caliber machine guns
No dice, they're now riding armed shopping trollies! The Tennison Gambit is our only hope now
STURMPANZER SHERMAN COMBO
@@kaja3932 we still have the option of challenging the mailboxes for peace via chess and the chess tactics we have learned.
Get the computer destroying tank
Fetch the Armor piercing discarding sabot fin stabilized rounds for the British centurion mk II
You know, as a child and in my youth I always felt like a total moron for having a humor like this and tried to hide it . To see that there’s not only creators making stuff like this which haunted my mind but also hundreds of thousands of people indulging in it is really relieving.
You are not alone.
You are not alone.
A mailbox is inside your house.
I wish that this was the definitive sense of humor instead of those irritating, overused ohio jokes nowadays
@@nationalfinkgamng speaking of which, now i know why Ohio is so dangerous, it is becuase there is a high concentration of mail box cults.
I tried to explain this when I was audited by the IRS, but they weren't having it. Little doubt they are working with or for the Mailboxes.
Yes sir, these pesky mailboxes got theyr dammned posts allmost everywhere!! Its really hard to miss them while they sneak allmost everywhere,!
“All war is based on deception”
Mailbox
Nazi propaganda isn’t funny 😐
@@Void_Wars Mailboxes are a real threat it is not nazi propaganda
If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him.
@@Void_Wars what
“Remember no Mailboxes” Mailbox
“The missle knows where it is at all times”
Yes, I was thinking about that
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t
It also knows the most optimal strategy for completing a chess match in under 10 moves.
“Because it knows where it isn’t”
A true classic.
Putting a *"The Missile Knows Where It Isn't"* joke in here is just so damn good
Glad to see someone finally bringing awareness to this, Very brave !
It is a little known fact but we can defeat the mailboxes quite easily. They are highly vunerable to the Tenison Gambit-ICBM variation
They were vulnerable. I am afraid they have adapted to that tactic and now they are completely inmune to it. They are always two steps ahead
@@leon-efl3730 try hittin them with the CLASSIC Dual London Paris Maneuver
Try to hit mailboxes with an anti-tank missile from an M1A2 Abrams MBT.
That will destroy a mailbox for good.
LMAOOO
@@Bobbill-kw3li what is a cadillac Escalade?
Kinda wanna an SCP outta this.
I'm not good at writing but I'll take a crack at this
There probably already is, there’s like over 2000 of them
@@lukemimnagh4185 over 5000 now and well on the way to 6000
There is. SCP-1269 is a sentient mailbox that stalks and harasses women.
_"He's just standing there... MENACINGLY."_
"they are a part of a greater conspiracy" can confirm, I'm the mailbox
Sounds like something a mailbox would say
@@awabkhan5482 Yes, and?
I'm 69th like. NICE
can confirm he's the mailbox, I'm the conspiracy.
Kill it!
History channel at 3am:
69th like
I am 69th
@@dog3351 Not if I dislike
Well now theres 71 likes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Im still 69th
"This is a mailbox."
"Dear god..."
"Attach a machine gun with it."
"No.."
*looks in kill feed*
“Guest69 🔫 mailbox”
Oh no
Me realizing real life doesn't have a kill feed: 0_0
Oh my god why did this somehow come up perfectly times when I was grabbing mail from my mailbox and I had just said did this move
oof...remember to look at the insides but not too close as it can gobble you and take you to a never ending space time continuum
do you really think that it was a coincidence?
the mailbox already planned that out
ayyyyy 1000th like
Yeee
It’s just apart of its nefarious plot
"If you know your enemy and yourself, you don't have to fear the outcome of a hundred battles."
- Mailbox strategical manuscript
Wtf is your pfp?
I got this book via my Mailbox.
Coincidence or Evidence?
Am I chosen to wage War against Humanity on the Side of the Mailboxes?
Or I am just supposed to write this Lines to cause an Attack on Mailboxes, making Humanity the one to fire the first Shot?
Is this a False Flagg Attack?
Are there right Flaggs?
What if my Flagg comes via my Mailbox?
so you'Re telling me Sun Tzu was a Mailbox? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
0:01 “This is a mailbox. Or is it?” *vsauce music starts*
After watching this, I sent my mailbox to the scrapyard, where it got crushed and burned and recycled into soft drink cans. But now, a full month later, those cans have formed a menacing-looking pyramid where my mailbox used to be.
"I attacked this poor sucker while he was watching a video about our secret plan"
-My mailbox
100th like I’m so special
hold on didn't he say mailboxes could use computer?
That is incredibly clever. The mailbox behind that comment is capable of making sarcastic-sounding jokes to divert people from questioning whether or not it actually killed that person.
Hmm something seems off :/
@@rapidreaders7741 He is a mailbox that entered his owner's house and used his computer you realize he wrote this comment and deleted it just for himself. This strategy diverts the attention from the mailbox to the owner you guys this comment section is full of disguised mailboxes
Imagine if there is nuclear war, and for some reason this is the only RUclips video our post-war descendents have
It would be pretty funny.
The various surviving tribes and clans would integrate mailboxes into their primitive religions as heralds of darkness and malice. Their rituals and festivities would involve the burning of these scavanged icons of evil, the deseased carcasses products of the catastrophe they themselves had arranged.
And their folklore campfire stories would speak of sightings of surviving antediluvian mailboxes, still plotting against and watching us humans as only the devil does
Soon we will not have to imagine it anymore for it will be reality.
@@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014 apes togrher stonge, but fear for mailbox stronger. Fear the mailbox my childern.
idiot, they won't have internet, the world is in chaos
@@juntongli9275: Step one: download video.
Step two: put it on a DVD
Step three: wait for apocalypse
Step four: profit from becoming the leader of an anti mailbox tribe forty years from now.
3:06 "The missile knows where it is at all times because it knows where it isn't"
I thought the same thing
Me, who is a Brit and has no mailbox: signature look of safety
"The mailbox knows where you are at all times because it knows where you are not."
The missile: am I a joke to you?
The missile is an associate of the mailbox
Or is it vice versa?
The missile its the son of the mailbox
Don't be fooled. The missile was another puppet of the mailbox, yet another tool of destruction used for their nefarious plans.
This video: Your mailbox is plotting against you
The mailbox: *Mailbox noises*
Just because you have a check mark doesnt mean your comment is good.
@@bearydangerous6318 I have never seen truer words in a comment
Is my mailbox not supposed to sound like a conch shell, but instead of water it sounds like the screams of dying men in the battlefield 6,724th edition ‘combat laser baby’ update?
i-win is a artic visionary wtf are you talking about?
why
why cant you be funny
Unfortunately for the mailboxes, the development of the Executor-class star dreadnought sideslip baseball bat technique has crippled their plans for the past four thousand years.
This dude saw that one video where the narrator said "The Missile knows where it is at all times because it knows where it isn't" and turned it into a whole channel
people in 1920: They will have flying cars in 2020.
people in 2020:
I am so proud of this community
But im still discusted by those human loathing mailboxes, we need to put an end to rain of the mailboxes
Thank God i dont have a mailbox
Almost there, people are building quad footer drones with seats on.
People in 1939: WAS ALL OF THIS PART OF YOUR PLAN JOJO-
Yeah because people are more aware of mailboxes in 2020 in 1920 the mailboxes were rampant.
"This is your mailbox"
"Or is it"
That could have just been the whole video and I'd be satisfied.
@@Garbage_Pizza hahahaha
That sound even better than what we got
@@Garbage_Pizza the comment I was looking for
@@mfrommi6593 reply*
:O gasp
Mail boxes, the ultimate scp
I got an ad for mailboxes before this. they're onto us
When you get a important letter late, it's not a mistake, it's a personal attack
notes taken.
This is why I always strap a motion-sensitive bomb to my mailbox whenever I'm not going to be observing it. The post office refuses to deliver to my house now, claiming I'm "causing gross bodily harm" and "violating the Geneva conventions", but those are just media buzzwords that don't really mean anything.
Stay strong brother!!!
That's your mailbox trying to gaslight you, don't listen to what anyone says, you know the truth.
To be fair, you don't have to worry about the Geneva conventions in America so therefore I believe you are clearly in the right in this situation.
Oh god. The mailboxes have already collaborated with and took over the postal services. Is there any agency that isn't corrupted and a puppet to the mailbox mafia?
The mailboxes are using people to trick you into removing the security,don't give in to their power,you are one of the few supporting the Revolution
I decided to rewatch this and a mailbox ad played before the video.
Only one thing can protect me from my mailbox. Sweet Baby Ray's.
"And the few who have seen it almost never live to tell the tale"
So.. there are survivors? I wanna hear their stories.
He didn’t say the person got out with their sanity
@@randomuser5443 oh... oh god
The only people who have survived have gone so deep into hiding that there's no way you'll be able to find them and hear their story, sadly.
@@Colopty And not surprisingly, they left no forwarding addresses…
I've seen my mailbox at night, but I can't tell you about the horrible things it did. I signed a CIA non-disclosure agreement: if I told you, they'd have to kill you.
"The mailbox knows, where it is, because it knows where it isnt"
“By subtracting where it is from where it isn’t, or from where it isn’t from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation...”
@Wyatt Alexander It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Mailbox from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the mailbox must also know where it was. The mailbox guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the mailbox has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "mail"
@@Panzerschreck716 don't you mean on the last part "mail"?
@@4mbu2 fixed it
@@Panzerschreck716 noice.
"This is a mailbox,... or is it?"
**Vsauce music plays**
The existence of mailbox mafia keeps me up at night.
"And that your honor is why me and my friends had to drive through your neighborhood last night hitting mail boxes with baseball bats from the backs of our trucks and yanking them out of the ground with chains. It wasn't mindless vandalism. We were just trying to safeguard mankind from the mailbox menace."
AT LAST I AM SAFE FROM FRENCH TELEMAKERTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!;-----ALSO
I BELIEVE YOU HAVE "WON" TODAYS INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
"It knows where you areat all times, because it knows where you are not."
*Just like a missile.*
*THE MISSLE KNOWS WHERE IT IS BECAUSE IT KNOWS WHERE IT ISN'T*
@@limbonlegs1662
By subtracting where it is from where it isnt, or where it isnt from where it is, it obtains a difference, or deviation.
just like my ex
The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isnt, and arriving at a position where it wasnt, it now is.
i legitimately checked outside my window to check if my mail box was still there. Turns out it is still there but found some dried blood around the opening of the mail reciptical door.
Mailbox: "excuse me but did you just assume my identity" *Pulls out a tomahawk missile*
This is the story that Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War will never tell you.
I heard the DLC will have mailbox as main villain
@@TheItalianFun *as mail villain.
they thought perseus was a man. no, it was a mailbox. so american.
@@MrBlackHawk888 you didnt correct it
you did a pun
*a-MAIL-zing*
Guess this puts the "you've got mail" voice a whole new meaning
Youve got a new Mail!
Me: pulls out Glock in Terror and shoots Smartphone.
@@thepriestpucci4988*in mail voice*: Goodbye.
@@thepriestpucci4988 Correction:
A Glock emerges from the depths of the AOL inbox within your smartphone, to reach within just inches of your face. You try to dodge the bullet, but it's too late. You're not Quicksilver. You don't have superspeed. How could you have been so foolish? Rethinking your life choices, why did you accept that cake from the main battle tank? Were you hungry? Worried? Maybe it was just too painful to accept the truth? You realize now, that, when the Intercontinental ballistic missile destroyed your chess game... yes, you should have put two and two together: Weapons of Mass Destruction have been out to get you since the beginning. From as innocent as a shopping cart, to as menacing as a mailbox, they've been hunting you down since day one, waiting for just the right moment to strike. But it's too late now. Why did you trust your email? You thought, "An e-mail never hurt anybody." After all, how could it? It's just a display on the screen of an electronic device. But, when dealing with mail boxes, all logic is irrelevant. They don't pander to common sense. No... they're just in for the kill. That's the way it always has been, and always will be. You lie motionless on the floor now, as a single tear slides down your cheek.
Mail... has no mercy.
@@isaacm4268 "An e-mail never hurt anybody."
so the I-LOVE-YOU emailworm wasnt real and it was the ICBM and Mail Boxes from the very beginning?
+SHADOWLORD01 It was an attempt by the Mailboxes to cut off our alternate method of communication.
A mail box unobserved can accelerate to 50 km/h in a second and make a dead stop against any laws of motion or inertia
'Maybe going through your contacts and leaving them on read' lol the most nefarious thing
This is literally an SCP entry for sentient mailboxes
What number is it?
@@aspa3318 why not 5686? Thats not taken yet 😅
@@aspa3318 its to be kept secret even from foundation lower level members
Does this also count for online email boxes?
This is a keter class threat
@@ItachiAnime1 I don't know much about SCP, but considering how mailboxes are everywhere, maybe it's Apollyon?
I didn't know that stock footage and a narration of the crazy thoughts I have at 3AM could be a recipe for a successful RUclips channel.
That's not stock footage. Someone actually went through the trouble of making that.
And yet... It's wonderful
Its made in blender. Why the hell would this be stock footage?
@@giga9849 I don't think Forum Arcade literally meant stock footage. I think they meant "low effort visuals and voiceover shouldn't make a RUclips channel, but somehow they do"
@@nymphrodellsalavin yeah fair enough
This starts out (and remains) hilariously silly, but it's so through and grave and worded so well that by the end it also gives something like cosmic horror vibes lol, I absolutely love it
My mailbox isn't bad, my neighbor's box is looking kinda sus lol
It’s okay, my neighborhood is safe. I’ve defeated the mailboxes with a baseball bat and my car. The neighbors have yet to thank me
They may appear dead, but are not. You cannot kill mailboxes, you can only contain them.
You fool! Now that you have put this online every mailbox in the world knows that you are feebly attempting to kill them! Oh what's the point he's definitely already dead
@@thedripcritic9379 And never for very long.
No no no, you see, you need to get yourself a FN P90 personal denegar weapon and use a M1A1 Abrams
You better start equipping your trolley with machine guns in case the mailboxes launch anti tank guided missiles at you for revenge.
I can’t believe I never considered this before..
You have just been red pilled,be prepared for the real truths to come out next
Everyone who considered that in public, was assassinated and erased from history, good thing you can't assassinate ape society
I can't believe someone could be creative enough to consider this 😂
Man those Prop Hunt matches got real intense
As a mail carrier I can confirm nor deny that mailboxes run the post office.
Collaborator.
Traitor
How could you betray your own kin
Fifth columnist!
as a male man I can confirm that your days are counted.
The one dislike was made by a mailbox... Edit: At the time of editing this comment there had been more attempts of sabotage in the form of dislikes by mailboxes. This is war. WE WILL FIGHT BACK. Those mailboxes will never know what hit em.
*There are no accidents*
Hello there
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.
General Kenobi, you are a bold one
There are 14 imposters among us
you know why the first few seconds of this video are the most replayed?
its because people cant stop rewatching this video cuz this channel is so good
At this point, my mailbox has PTSD from all the mail that’s been left in it. The thing is falling apart because I never look inside to take out the mail.
I appreciate the warning. My mailbox has been apprehended and I have notified the mayor of my town, who is launching a campaign that will eventually destroy all mailboxes across the globe. Thank you for providing this most crucial of services.
Your town is in grave danger
@@jacksonknipe2884 It's too late. Their fate has already been sealed.
@@Dat-Mudkip Their fate has been mailed.
Aight imma head out
The mailboxes cannot be destroyed. They are unstoppable.
@@legostronghold ok
I feel like each one of these videos are either a fever dream or an actual experience they've had.
Getting a computer blown up by a MBT is an experience. It was the M47 Patton, i was the the gunner
The second one sounds more logical
Idk
But its beautiful
His newest ones!!!
Omg
Why
But
I love it
How have you not had any of these happen to you!!!!!!????
When I was younger I remember our mailbox attacked my sister's car. Completely unprovoked, cut up it's skin and left bits of wood sticking out. Truly gruesome. At the time we blamed her, now I realize it was the mailbox sending a message. We must have been too close to discovering its secrets.
4:00 It would have been perfect, if all the mailboxes turned around and faced the camera.
“911 What’s your emergency?”
Me: I think my mailbox is plotting against me
“Sir this is the 30th time this week that you called about that”
Me: but im not kiddi- (DISCONNECTED)
Uhh this is a wendys
sir this is an insane asylum and you live here now
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching you!
You don't understant, I saw them moving around the house ready to kill me, they know I saw them
plot twist: the mailboxes posted this so they can distract us from their REAL plan
Precisely. I foresee the days of mail trucks being manned by the mailboxes to logjam the entire highway system in the United States.
i am not a mailbox
@@hahaalexasendthistorodrick sounds like what a mailbox would say
@@HNBGamer I have no idea what your talking about.
@@HNBGamer green mailbox is in the base
yes indeed , my mailbox black mail lot of time with its knowledge of my behaviours . i do hope to deploy special unit against my mail box . thank you for revels this plot to people of the world
1:45 The implication that mailboxes exist in Antarctica is truly unsettling
This video should be in all education programs. Everyone should see this
Why do you think it isn't? It's obviously the mailboxes doing. They prevent the truth from coming out to the public.
Hush, you fool! If they even think they've been found out, we're all doomed.
*kidnaps mailman and ties him to a chair*
Me: “Tell me where the leader mailbox is.”
Mailman: “Wha..I..I don’t know what you’re talking about!”
Me: *slams table* “WHERE IS THE MAILBOX STRONGHOLD!?”
Mailman: “What are you talking about, mailboxes are just things you put mail in!”
Me: “OH, SO THATS HOW YOU WANT TO PLAY HUH?” *turns on power drill*
You will never get anything out of him. All information of their master plan has already been surgically removed from their anus.
Mailboxses wants then you will think about it like this
The mailboxes have input a false memory on their folowers to prevent the leakage of information. They are 4 parallel universes ahead of us at all time
@@enzocorreia5313 damn...this is far worse than I had feared. We have no choice but to destroy the multiverse and wormhole back to 1979
@@NGC-7635 I fear that that is the only option left for us, but if it means saving humanity, we'll have to do what is necessary.
It's our only hope.
I got a mailbox ad before this, I think my mailbox has hacked my phone.
Now I know why my town has no mailboxes, glad we were able to see through the guise!
My teachers always told us to "think outside the box", but it seems that was never an option.
On Monday, January 18th @ Ƽː07 PM Central Standard Time I gave this comment its 69th like. Quite epic if you ask me. I’m not a Reddit user btw…
@@TheWorldMachine
Oneshot Niko is a mailbox.
I knew it.
I freaking knew it.
Mailbox is a 7 letter word.
So is Nikocat
I KNEW IT.
DARN YOU.
AHHHHHHHJHJ!
Me who owns no mailboxes: Haha I’m 10 brain cells ahead of humanity
You still aren't safe the mailbox has nukes
Oh no
You fool! That's just what the mailboxes want you to think!
"The best slave is one who thinks he is not."
You may find solace in the idea that you own no mailboxes, but you will never escape the reality that ultimately mailboxes own you
Found this channel this evening. Subscribed forever.
The fact this is using the voice that American and Canadian emergency broadcasts use is a chef's kiss.
This sounds like it would make a good SCP entry.
There is already a Mailbox SCP. It's SCP 1269. All it does is sending pervert mails to woman houseowner, teleporting to make itself noticable and getting rid of the people who trying to rid it.
Lol
I wanna put this on the website
Stored: site [REDACTED]
Well let’s make it one, do you approve Bosnian?
@@iambread4749 the scp site's become creepypasta already so eh
It must've been the mailboxes who took my dad all those years ago...
you're a clone, soldier, you don't have a dad
No he just hasn't come back from the store
@@ab-bq9ub he tried to protect his shopping trolley against ieds so he got arrested
This would make for an excellent SCP.
there is.
scp 1269
not joking
What is an SCP?
This is how I end up staring at my mailbox for 3 hours
"Both SALT I and SALT II were mere coverups of secretive negotiations between the nations
regarding the containment of mailboxes, and *and* *we* *all* *know* *what* *happened* *to* *one* *of* *the* *two* ."
genius writing
The SCP foundation: *ALL MTF UNITS TO [location]*
@powerful mast mailbox is appolyon
…
@@110montauk8 whats with the appolyon stuff now, i though there was the main catagories and then the subcatagories. but ive seen some conflicting info on appolyon but from what i know it means we're fucked no matter what but ive also only seen it used once
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Damn they got out again
Everything makes sense now! Thanks for opening my eyes!
Oh Jesus I just remembered my mailbox is an old one made of metal. It gonna take more than an axe to take it down.
I'm actually a postman, and I can say that their psychology is insane, they match their hostages thoughts and represent the type of person witch the hostage is...
It's utterly terrific to see this Carnage every week of work.
How do you survived this Monstrosity sir? Is there some kind of Technique we can learn ?
@@dzikri8940 He cooperates with them. He is a turncoat to humanity.
+Dzrikri he is probably lightly indoctrinated by the Mailboxes!
"Mailbox sightings"
*shows Antarctica*
@dillon kwee dear god
@dillon kwee dear god
@dillon kwee dear god
@dillon kwee dear god
@dillon kwee dear god
They are on to something! I have recent sightings of mailboxes starting to form coalitions and group into super boxes!! Mostly to be found in apartments where humans have done the same... A counter move?!?!
this channel is crazy gold.
"This is a mailbox. Or is it?"
Don't judge a box's gender. It could identify itself as a femailbox.
everybody gangsta till theres a bisexual mailbox
Oh god. Imagine a mailbox which thinks that it's an attack helicopter. *CALL THE PENTAGON!*
I don't know if this was transphobic or just a pun with mail and femail
If it was the later it was a great joke
@@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 judging the crowd that subscribes to this guy it's a 50/50 split but I'd lean towards the latter, pretty sure it was one of those harmless gender assumption jokes
@@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 pretty sure it was the latter mate
Now that explains why my mailbox keeps disappearing at night.
They are planning something at your local USPS location. Something that will become an extinction level threat...
You better pray that it does not track your internet history. And not the pornhub is what i have in mind. But your youtube comments. Once you mailbox spots _this one_ - you are too late to be given any advice. Any.
Me when I hit a mailbox with my car: hehehehehe another one down.
I’m now distrustful and terrified of my mailbox
"It knows where you are at all times because it knows where you are not"
Missiles: *hi*
“It always knows where it is, because it knows where it isn’t. It can tell where it will be, based off of where it isn’t and where it was”