The Shredded Cheese Man

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июл 2022
  • Instagram: / bosnianapesociety
    Do not trust the Shredded Cheese Man. He intends nothing but malice. He will tempt you with cheese. You will have to resist his offers.
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  • @basicallyrk4018
    @basicallyrk4018 Год назад +2619

    When the red refrigerator door opened, I felt and saw my forearm's skin peel off for a moment like a door to a black room

    • @screendoor_
      @screendoor_ Год назад +275

      Misread that as foreskin ngl

    • @basicallyrk4018
      @basicallyrk4018 Год назад +119

      @@screendoor_ that too

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy Год назад +34

      @@basicallyrk4018
      No.

    • @sethmathews1860
      @sethmathews1860 Год назад +45

      When you look away from the fridge and he’s right in front of you committing tax fraud, I had the same feeling

    • @isopod_gaming-real-
      @isopod_gaming-real- Год назад +25

      Here we have one of the 3 remaining survivors of the initial encounter of shredded cheese man on may 7th 2020, the current location of these 3 survivors are unknown as any leak of information will lead shredded cheese man to them to finish his work.

  • @dr.aurora4602
    @dr.aurora4602 Год назад +5262

    For normal people, resisting the temptations of the Shredded Cheese Man is hard enough. God help the poor college students who don't stand a chance.

    • @PizzaPowerXYZ
      @PizzaPowerXYZ Год назад

      Shredded cheese man really be after the minorities

    • @brokeandtired
      @brokeandtired Год назад +93

      We are now all the shredded cheeseman...all hail the fridge portal.

    • @SailorOTheAges
      @SailorOTheAges Год назад +87

      Me whose Allergic to Milk:
      “I am damn near invincible, I only have one weakness because I had to be nerfed!”

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny Год назад +30

      Those attending schools in states with legal marijuana will be mobbed and torn apart with the combined efforts of Shredded Cheese Man, Slender Jim, and Nathan (a package of giant Jewish hot dogs).

    • @gigabytemon
      @gigabytemon Год назад +13

      Implying that poor college students isn't the norm lol

  • @jus9537
    @jus9537 Год назад +6246

    Shredded cheese man implies the existence of a whole cheese man...

    • @drkclshr
      @drkclshr Год назад +275

      Wheel cheese man

    • @thebananaking6824
      @thebananaking6824 Год назад +164

      Mozzarella cheese man

    • @drkclshr
      @drkclshr Год назад +154

      String cheese man

    • @danielchang4671
      @danielchang4671 Год назад +122

      Whole cheese man was shredded by the goc and that’s why he is trapped within the confines of a refrigerator

    • @crackheadengineering3716
      @crackheadengineering3716 Год назад +95

      Whole cheese man was shot by an m60 and became Swiss Cheese Man

  • @jackstone9569
    @jackstone9569 Год назад +3334

    "As a vegan I am completely impervious to the shredded cheese man's luring methods."
    -Jack Stone, victim #78 of the shredded cheese man

    • @jonathanhooser2222
      @jonathanhooser2222 Год назад +359

      I bet shredded cheese man lured them with a brick

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 Год назад +147

      @@jonathanhooser2222 And by "lured" you mean knocked them out with a brick, and dragged them in. XD

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary Год назад

      @@Mechagodzilla128 Remember, the Shredded Cheese Man can not manifest into a physical form if you do not allow him to. The Shredded Cheese Man is only in your mind.
      Don't open the refrigerator.
      Don't open the refrigerator.
      Don't open the refrigera

    • @panhandlesomen
      @panhandlesomen Год назад +58

      @@Mechagodzilla128 He is not physical

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 Год назад

      @@panhandlesomen Then explain how he drives a car.

  • @ForestFlame
    @ForestFlame Год назад +920

    "I got shredded cheese!"
    "No thanks"
    "And a cinder block"
    "Real shit?"

    • @gamingwithmatt9561
      @gamingwithmatt9561 Год назад +32

      You fool! I have been trained in your cheesy arts by count cheese!

    • @rebelrouzer5318
      @rebelrouzer5318 Год назад +9

      ​@@gamingwithmatt9561 good twice the cheese Double the melt

    • @gamingwithmatt9561
      @gamingwithmatt9561 Год назад +5

      @@rebelrouzer5318 Attack, Cheese Man!

    • @dark-5825
      @dark-5825 Год назад +10

      "...and a Brick" that implies that a) it's the same brick everytime and b) the bureau was somehow able to identify it every time

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 10 месяцев назад +2

      Bruh he had me at rigatoni

  • @GeraltOfLibya
    @GeraltOfLibya Год назад +3118

    Shredded cheese man being Freud is the most fitting thing possible

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho Год назад +204

      "Just gonna Freudian Slip right into that fridge for the wonderful cheese" - Some Cheese Meister, idk

    • @seanmsw5977
      @seanmsw5977 Год назад +164

      Shreuded Cheese, made with the finest Mother's milk, or at least you want it to be

    • @kevinguacamole5300
      @kevinguacamole5300 Год назад +36

      our UNCONSCIOUSSS

    • @Thick.Mothers64
      @Thick.Mothers64 Год назад +7

      👌🐟

    • @jfv2312
      @jfv2312 Год назад +59

      "What's a ******** got to do to get some shredded cheese!?!?!?!?"
      -Sigmund Freud, probably

  • @a_common_weeb
    @a_common_weeb Год назад +1597

    "He can be observed driving a really sick 1988 Nissan 2000 Skyline GTS-R"
    God that does sound sick damm

    • @roachy72
      @roachy72 Год назад +48

      as soon as i heard that line i lol'd pretty heartily

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy Год назад +40

      The shredded cheese man will be at your fridge tonight at 4 AM. For thou hast put a horrendous profile picture and name. He will make you scream. And then there will be cake.
      A message from GLaDOS- wait no

    • @a_common_weeb
      @a_common_weeb Год назад +35

      @@Bananappleboy do I get to see his car

    • @lancelittleton9802
      @lancelittleton9802 Год назад +4

      Careful!

    • @chazzcoolidge2654
      @chazzcoolidge2654 Год назад +17

      @@a_common_weeb If you can jack his ride,you will ride eternal,shiny and chrome!

  • @WibleWobble
    @WibleWobble Год назад +126

    “If you attempt to tamper with a possessed refrigerator, you will scream.” Probably the most terrifying thing

  • @jakerosler3698
    @jakerosler3698 Год назад +294

    I actually felt a sense of fear watching this video. When the Shredded Cheese Man tricked the unfortunate victim into trying to take the shredded cheese, only to be no-clipped into the shredded cheese backrooms, I honestly expected their to be a Shredded Cheese Monster jumpscare.

  • @Ntmoffi
    @Ntmoffi Год назад +2234

    Always educate yourself about the dangers of shredded cheese fam.

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 Год назад +13

      But it's so alluring

    • @TetyLike3
      @TetyLike3 Год назад +11

      me want the shreddy cheese :(

    • @Voltboy1449
      @Voltboy1449 Год назад +12

      REJECT CHEESE PRAISE SWEET BABY RAYS

    • @First-Name_Last-Name
      @First-Name_Last-Name Год назад +15

      The SCP Foundation
      Shred
      Cheese
      Protect
      God help us all

    • @lancelittleton9802
      @lancelittleton9802 Год назад +8

      I was just worried about Shredded Cheese Man.....you're telling me there's a whole Shredded Cheese FAMILY to worry about now?!!!

  • @romandruckermusic
    @romandruckermusic Год назад +35

    Strong Control vibes here:
    [very mild spoilers]
    - The fact that the fridge is red
    - It being indestructible.
    - It taking you to another dimension.
    - You have to stare at it or else...
    - "Federal Bureau of Cheese Man Containment" - this one is a double whammy: of course the obvious "Federal Bureau" part with even the logo at the beginning and also the fact that the fridge in the game is in the Containment sector
    - "altered" and the cheese man possessing you - clear reference to the Hiss
    - "you will scream" - the last we heard from poor poor phillip who was watching the fridge were his screams
    - mortal *plane*
    - the whole PSA being like something you would find in Control
    And just the look and feel: gloomy lighting, liminal design, brutalist architecture
    It's all so Control

    • @naattxxnaattxx7055
      @naattxxnaattxx7055 11 месяцев назад +1

      It feels like one of those cinematics when talking to the old director

    • @Zeta4
      @Zeta4 11 месяцев назад +1

      Same thought.
      What a great game

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 месяца назад

      The Hiss?

  • @Prograde
    @Prograde Год назад +56

    You just turned a 10-second throwaway joke into a 5 minute cinematic experience with a storyline
    excellent work

  • @Redeulous
    @Redeulous Год назад +691

    For those who do not know, Sigmund Freud made the theory about interpreting dreams as simply our unconscious desires. The shredded cheese man's temptations are unstoppable because they are your unconscious desires. He doesn't exist because it is a dream.

    • @topoleniemozebycpuste6733
      @topoleniemozebycpuste6733 Год назад +10

      🤓

    • @NicholasLeft4Dead
      @NicholasLeft4Dead Год назад +1

      WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
      WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
      WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
      WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP
      WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP

    • @WalterTheWalrus
      @WalterTheWalrus Год назад +49

      The shredded cheese man lives in all of us, and he is unstoppable. We will all eventually have a taste of his shredded cheese.

    • @totalnerd5674
      @totalnerd5674 Год назад +59

      "Do not look away from the refrigerator, or the Shredded Cheese Man will commit insurance Freud."
      Oh I see...

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy Год назад +4

      @@totalnerd5674
      4:33

  • @Beanpapac15
    @Beanpapac15 Год назад +454

    Therapist: Shredded cheese man isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Shredded Cheese Man: _dissects 300 eels_

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Год назад +19

      Also: Shredded Cheese Man discards dissected eels in random hovercraft.
      Monty Python was actually a covert warning against early manifestations of SCM. But we laughed, instead of acting. Now *we* are the butt of the joke.

    • @sourdoughsama1425
      @sourdoughsama1425 Год назад

      THEY'RE ALL FEMALE

  • @godlikeselephants
    @godlikeselephants Год назад +31

    2:14 There it is again. "You will scream." This is also the outcome for when you make contact with the previously described computer toucher. Is this a universal implication or is this a sign of connection between the shredded cheese man and the computer toucher? We will never know.

    • @Itz_nick07
      @Itz_nick07 Год назад

      I was wondering that myself

    • @islender
      @islender Год назад

      The computer toucher is the shredded cheese man. Once he is done touching your computer he will touch your fridge. Hence why the computer toucher needn't influence the conscience of your computer because he will influence your conscience instead

    • @godlikeselephants
      @godlikeselephants Год назад

      @@islenderwoah.

  • @alexmortensen6901
    @alexmortensen6901 Год назад +108

    This is legit always the best content on RUclips. Its honestly refreshing to see original comedy these days... especially when its fresh new takes and parodies of fairly overused gimmicks, stories, and memes.

    • @emerix4792
      @emerix4792 Год назад +17

      Comedy? This is a warning video dude

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 Год назад +5

      The best thing about BAS is there's no predicting the content

    • @James-uo8wi
      @James-uo8wi Год назад

      This is not original. It’s from Control.

  • @IncendiaryOCE
    @IncendiaryOCE Год назад +573

    Instructions unclear, turned a fridge into a spacecraft and I'm now being praised by extraterrestrial life for giving them shredded cheese.

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy Год назад +69

      why did-
      how could you fail and turn your fridge into an SLS 1.9 Uranium Powered Rocket with a payload of 21 kg of self replicating shredded cheese

    • @Incubator859
      @Incubator859 Год назад +44

      You fool! May God have mercy on us for you have unleashed shredded cheese man to the whole universe!

    • @7own878
      @7own878 Год назад +12

      This is how they replicate.

    • @D3xagon
      @D3xagon Год назад +7

      @@Incubator859 no, he's helping. By spreading it to other planets, we have more time to live as the shredded cheese man will be busy with the others. That way the other forms of life can find a way to stop him for us.

    • @professionalgiraffe7181
      @professionalgiraffe7181 Год назад +3

      you have found the ultimate weapon against extraterrestrial life

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 Год назад +1055

    Shredded Cheese Man is just one of the many pseudonyms of Sheaogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.

    • @mattai075
      @mattai075 Год назад +71

      Ever wonder where the bugs in the Elder Scrolls games come from? The strange actions of NPCs, the sweetrolls? It’s all Sheaogorath’s doing.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Год назад +39

      This comment started as a cheeky joke, until i realise we ACTUALLY mantle Sheo in the end of the video.

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 Год назад +3

      True

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 Год назад +14

      Sheogorath*
      I'd know; I am he

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Год назад +10

      @@Psyrus88
      i WOULD edit my comment but that ruins the integrity

  • @gemsolus6568
    @gemsolus6568 Год назад +23

    I love this surrealist absurdist humor. I hope you're doing well Bosnian

  • @SirNikurasu
    @SirNikurasu Год назад +28

    There was a woman named Sarah who loved cheese. She had a special affinity for shredded cheese, and would often have a bag of it in her refrigerator.
    One day, Sarah noticed something strange happening with her fridge. Every time she opened it, the shredded cheese inside seemed to be disappearing. At first, she thought it was just her imagination or maybe a pesky mouse, but as the days went by, the amount of shredded cheese in the bag continued to dwindle.
    One night, Sarah decided to stay up and keep watch over her fridge. As the hours passed, she could feel a strange presence in her kitchen. She started to feel uneasy, but she remained determined to find out what was going on.
    Suddenly, she saw a figure manifest inside her fridge. It was the "shredded cheese man", holding a raw stick of butter, dry rigatoni, and a brick in his hands. The shredded cheese man smiled at Sarah and offered her a handful of shredded cheese.
    At first, Sarah was hesitant to accept the shredded cheese, knowing the stories about the shredded cheese man. But as she looked at the delicious shredded cheese, she felt her resistance waning. She couldn't resist the temptation any longer and stepped inside the fridge to take the cheese.
    As soon as she did, she felt a strange sensation and the world around her began to distort. Suddenly, she found herself in a dark, endless maze of rooms. It was the backrooms, a place where people could get lost forever.
    Sarah realized she had made a grave mistake by accepting the shredded cheese from the shredded cheese man. She knew she had to find her way out before it was too late. She tried to retrace her steps, but every door looked the same, and she couldn't tell which way was up or down.
    Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Sarah remained lost in the backrooms, and she knew that she would never escape. She could hear the voice of the shredded cheese man in her mind, tempting her with more shredded cheese.
    And so, Sarah remained trapped in the backrooms, a victim of her own cheese cravings and the allure of the shredded cheese man. Her fate serves as a warning to those who love cheese and are tempted by the supernatural forces that lurk in the shadows.
    The end.

  • @spaceinvader4069
    @spaceinvader4069 Год назад +1700

    One Of The Few Defenses Left To Ward Against The Shredded Cheese Man Is The Sweet, Tangible Nectar That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce. However, If The Shredded Cheese Man Gains Hold Of The Ambrosia That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce, All May Be Lost.

  • @myssticmk5933
    @myssticmk5933 Год назад +757

    As of date, the only working method of permanently warding off the allure of late night shredded cow product, is through the incorporation of Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce into the bloodstream.
    Painkillers are highly recommended if you are to embark down this path of becoming one with the sauce, as most beings not of deific/Finnish origin are prone to slow, painful death upon subsuming the barbecue sauce.
    Do not fear.
    Whatever fate is in store for you now, is infinitely better than what was.
    Edit: I am a bumbling imbecile, incapable of writing in English.

  • @MattWeser
    @MattWeser Год назад +6

    For anyone who hasn't played it, "Control" is a great game. The obvious inspiration for this gem.

  • @georgeoldsterd8994
    @georgeoldsterd8994 Год назад +50

    But if we're being serious, the Shredded Cheese Man is you, or me, or the next guy; he's pretty much all of us, eventually. The thing is, though that he drives around a 90's sports-car, meaning that the Shredded Cheese Man is but a metaphor for us reaching middle-age. The horror! 😰

    • @banana0281
      @banana0281 Год назад +3

      Be aware, the shredded cheese man lurks in the night, your fridge may be haunted.

  • @dr.rasputin9912
    @dr.rasputin9912 Год назад +244

    The Four Cheesemen of the Apocalypse:
    -Shredded Cheese Man
    -Whole Cheese Man
    -Sliced Cheese Man
    -Swiss Cheese Man

    • @CVB_1111
      @CVB_1111 Год назад +7

      Yes. Could He arrive tonight at midnight in a Honda? Must be said, I am not sure if it is an Accord or a Civic...

    • @mobiletaskforceunitepsilon3733
      @mobiletaskforceunitepsilon3733 Год назад +6

      liquid cheese man

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Год назад +8

      But does anyone fear the *Processed Cheese Man..?!*

    • @dr.rasputin9912
      @dr.rasputin9912 Год назад +9

      @@lairdcummings9092 Ah but the Processed Cheese Man is merely an artificial peon of the Four Cheesemen, created with the intention of you off the trail of the real four.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Год назад +6

      @@dr.rasputin9912 ah! A false Cheeseman.
      I wonder if the false Cheeseman is red, and smells of fish?

  • @Scintillationable
    @Scintillationable Год назад +177

    You either die a hero, or live to see yourself become the Shredded Cheese Man.

  • @thenasadude6878
    @thenasadude6878 Год назад +17

    As an Italian who often foregoes shredded cheese on pasta, I can affirm I'm immune to rigatoni taunts. If the shredded cheese man attempts to famper with me in any way, he will scream.

  • @alejoqc9540
    @alejoqc9540 Год назад +4

    Oh, man, I hate it when I need some 3 A.M. snack but there's only _Sigmund Freud_ in the fridge. :/

  • @ralseithelonely
    @ralseithelonely Год назад +270

    I said it before and I'll say it again. This man is on his way to become an SCP channel.
    And I am here for it.

    • @sammatthews1602
      @sammatthews1602 Год назад +4

      Hey bud love the comment I love scp though I pretty sure the Bosnian ape society is just doctor jack bright but anyway you earned yourself a sub

    • @umangsheel7819
      @umangsheel7819 8 месяцев назад

      ikr lol

  • @MrMario-js7ub
    @MrMario-js7ub Год назад +342

    Mad props on your ability to animate this entire video before the drugs war off.
    Truly a skilled individual.

    • @emerix4792
      @emerix4792 Год назад +30

      Drugs? You mean he managed to make the whole video without falling for the shredded cheese man's lures

    • @sohamkapse8734
      @sohamkapse8734 Год назад +2

      lmao

    • @goodboix3528
      @goodboix3528 Год назад +14

      Sir, drugs are supposed to simulate what it's like to be Bosnian Ape Society. Thankfully Bosnian Ape Society did not wear off before it was able to animate the video. Truly a normal day in the life of Bosnian Ape Society

  • @gigagge
    @gigagge Год назад +35

    This could lowkey qualify as an SCP if it gets legitimate containment procedures

    • @jkfecke
      @jkfecke Год назад +2

      Object class: Keter

    • @rebelrouzer5318
      @rebelrouzer5318 Год назад +2

      There is no containing the shredded cheese man

    • @rafale1981
      @rafale1981 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@rebelrouzer5318 A "fridge" instance of this SCP must be watched by Class D personnel at all times. Appropriate shift schedules may be drawn up by assigned Class B or higher personnel.

  • @natsurr
    @natsurr Год назад +8

    You outdid yourself once again.
    Getting heavy Control-vibes from this. Well done.

  • @codygranrud6212
    @codygranrud6212 Год назад +96

    The throwback to 'you will scream' was appreciated.

  • @crackheadengineering3716
    @crackheadengineering3716 Год назад +1441

    The Shredded Cheese Mans only weakness is America’s first general-purpose machine gun served from 1957 up into the 1980. Of course I am talking about the M60 mounted high caliber machine gun which served until 1980 when the M240 was introduced. The M60 served as an infantry machine gun and slugged its way through the jungles of Vietnam, Operation Just Cause, and the Persian Gulf War. To this day, it serves in limited roles with numerous American forces, including the Bearu of Shredded Cheese Man affairs. If you are in possession of such an elegant weapon the Shredded Cheese Man will not materialize, in fear of multiple puncture wounds which will inevitably lead to organ failure and death. This is the only known way of killing the Shredded Cheese Man

    • @danielchang4671
      @danielchang4671 Год назад +160

      What about the power of sweet baby rays?

    • @Datan0de
      @Datan0de Год назад +90

      Having had an M60 fired at me, I can confirm. It's not an experience you forget.

    • @J0hnB09
      @J0hnB09 Год назад +88

      @@danielchang4671 untested

    • @crackheadengineering3716
      @crackheadengineering3716 Год назад +1

      @@danielchang4671 Sweet baby rays was originally intended to directly combat the shredded cheese man, but was to powerful and the project was thus abandoned in favor of a more practical solution, like the currently in development round meal mk2 which consists of 2800 calories, 77% 93g Protien
      12% Total Fat 7.7g
      14% Saturated Fat 2.9g.
      26% Cholesterol 77mg.
      1% Sodium 35mg.
      6% Potassium 214mg.
      0% Total Carbohydrates 0g.
      0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
      Sugars 0g.
      Uranium 235 619204g
      Serves 3 men, cook in bag over dumpster fire and enjoy.

    • @beccaschultz2882
      @beccaschultz2882 Год назад +99

      Wouldn't he just become the Shredded Swiss Cheese Man?

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +4

    Sad part is there’s at least one moron who fell for his attempt to lure someone in with a brick.

  • @Pyxis10
    @Pyxis10 Год назад +4

    Silly Shredded Cheese Man, my only desire is not to be visted by the Shredded Cheese Man, meaning even if he possesed my fridge he couldn't manifest to tempt me with anything.
    Which means I'm safe, and I win.

  • @UnPhx
    @UnPhx Год назад +117

    its all fun and games until the Shredded Cheese Man lures you in with a nuclear warhead

  • @cubes7805
    @cubes7805 Год назад +77

    That's why you should always buy a refrigerator you can't fit into, so you won't be a threat to the Shredded Cheese Man.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 Год назад +12

      Mini Fridges to the rescue

    • @puro8054
      @puro8054 Год назад +8

      Mini shredded chese man

    • @OverCAT83
      @OverCAT83 Год назад +3

      You may have outsmarted me but I have outsmarted your outsmarting.

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy Год назад +1

      @@puro8054
      Yikes, it's the shredded oil man.
      Someone get the flamethrower.
      æȂ̴̝̜̖̱̩̤͔̗̣̺̔̂̆͐A̷̢͚͚̭̦̯̮͙͙̠͑͋̐̓̏͐͊́̋Ā̸̯̤̦̟͎͓̭̰̭̂̚Ã̸̡̠̥̙̼Â̸̢̡͎̭͊͑̋̿͘Ă̴̮̮̪͚͖̩̫͓͓͕͛Ǎ̶̢̢̞̪̰̹̯̑̿͐̚ͅͅA̵͔͖͜͠

    • @Moron_extraordinaire
      @Moron_extraordinaire Год назад +2

      Or: be Dutch, as Dutch=tall=can’t fit in fridge

  • @chestedarmor5578
    @chestedarmor5578 Год назад +13

    Shredded Cheese Man: "Come here, I have shredded cheese, butter, dry noodles and a brick"
    Gluten-allergic vegan, whose parents got killed by a brick: "You have no power over me"

    • @sethmathews1860
      @sethmathews1860 Год назад

      Don’t forget lactose intolerant

    • @chestedarmor5578
      @chestedarmor5578 Год назад

      @@sethmathews1860 take a wild guess why I didn't mention that. I'll keep it short: Milk isn't vegan, it's an animal product and so is cheese.

    • @sethmathews1860
      @sethmathews1860 Год назад +1

      @@chestedarmor5578 a vegan can still be tempted

    • @chestedarmor5578
      @chestedarmor5578 Год назад +1

      @@sethmathews1860 No, because then he wouldn't be a vegan anymore.

    • @sethmathews1860
      @sethmathews1860 Год назад +1

      @@chestedarmor5578 exactly😏

  • @leviwallace4477
    @leviwallace4477 Год назад +1

    for the minute you look away the shredded cheese man will appear and commit insurance fraud

  • @EgoEroTergum
    @EgoEroTergum Год назад +174

    The shredded cheese man may have had some quirky theories about cheese, but his daughters love him, so he's got that going for him.

    • @kathy6803
      @kathy6803 Год назад +4

      Like Noah, who beget Ham? Ham and cheese.....hmmmm

    • @EgoEroTergum
      @EgoEroTergum Год назад +6

      @@kathy6803 I like that. 😆
      Edit: (I was referencing Freud. He had many odd theories about women's psychology, but it leans heavily in his favor that his own three daughters adored him, and one became a psychologist herself.)

  • @huntermagnuson8062
    @huntermagnuson8062 Год назад +81

    Watching this alone in a somewhat dimly lit house at night is... discomfiting...

    • @jonmeacham1824
      @jonmeacham1824 Год назад +12

      As long as it’s not between 0200-0400 Mountain, you’re good

    • @cakenoobs3488
      @cakenoobs3488 Год назад +4

      open your refrigerator.

    • @sir_dragonfly7287
      @sir_dragonfly7287 Год назад

      @@cakenoobs3488 trust us hunter

    • @banana0281
      @banana0281 Год назад

      @@cakenoobs3488 2 am rn, no, buzz off. Am not having my dreams haunted you un-ripe banana.

  • @trevorthompson6825
    @trevorthompson6825 Год назад +6

    My man just made borderline cosmic horror level SCP lore based entirely on the concept of weird midnight snack cravings and it was legitimately entertaining and engaging. I must say, that is talent.

  • @walterwhite3395
    @walterwhite3395 Год назад +1

    Shredded cheese man confirms the existence of a whole cheese man and could maybe theoretically make a Swiss cheese man possible

  • @lemoneer7474
    @lemoneer7474 Год назад +176

    What’s funny is that this can pass as an SCP. “Mind-Affecting Shredded Cheese Refrigerator”

    • @morganzachlfich4309
      @morganzachlfich4309 Год назад +47

      SCP stands for Shredded Cheese Persons

    • @Kapoochii
      @Kapoochii Год назад +11

      That fridge is in the game 'Control'.

    • @majestic_defalt
      @majestic_defalt Год назад +6

      If this isnt already an SCP it will because we all know someone will do it

    • @ambarrivera6049
      @ambarrivera6049 Год назад +3

      i can't wait til he gets turned into one this is S tier scp material

    • @AaronSoul725
      @AaronSoul725 Год назад +1

      We can make it into a SCP

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL Год назад +54

    "This enraged the man, who punished him severely."

    • @fazlulkadir
      @fazlulkadir Год назад +2

      *Laughs in oversimplified*

    • @gamingwithmatt9561
      @gamingwithmatt9561 Год назад

      *Laughs in oversimplified*

    • @banana0281
      @banana0281 Год назад

      *Laughs in Adolf Hitler being abused as a child while oversimplified simplifies it*

  • @Morar_Bro
    @Morar_Bro Месяц назад +1

    2:55
    Funny thing, there's a guy in control watching a red fridge too.

  • @SeraphFive
    @SeraphFive Год назад +3

    First the British Person Simulator, now this, I love the Control vibes we are getting from your recent videos

  • @federationprime
    @federationprime Год назад +42

    >2-4 AM mountain time
    >temptation of shredded cheese from the fridge
    Scarily accurate, thanks for the tips.

  • @quixquire1761
    @quixquire1761 Год назад +61

    Seeing as the Shredded Cheese Man is only a projection from our minds, we can easily get rid of him by just shooting our brains with 105mm Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized Rounds shot from 105mm Royal Ordinance L7 Rifled Guns mounted on FV-4011 Centurion Mk 5/2 Main Battle Tanks.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Год назад

      Yeah, *that'll* show that illusory Freudian bastard!

  • @chrisrodz9521
    @chrisrodz9521 Год назад +1

    TOP 10 Plot twists of all time
    Number 1 :
    YOU WERE THE SHREDDED CHEESE MAN ALL ALONG!

  • @suatkurtulus7003
    @suatkurtulus7003 Год назад +3

    The Shredded Cheese Man being Freud fits perfectly as this is a wonderful analogy for Freuds teachings:
    The moment your refrigerator becomes possessed by the Shredded Cheese Man you´re faced with two options to act upon, the “it” and the “super ego”. Your first option is to succumb to your animalistic desires and become a victim. The Backrooms here being an infinitely expanding space symbolizes the unsatisfiable nature of the rabbit-hole that is your appetite. Your second option is to resist the temptations and follow the super ego in which you ultimately become the force that creates the division between the it and the super ego.

    • @suatkurtulus7003
      @suatkurtulus7003 Год назад +1

      Any elaboration or correction of this would be much appreciated. For example, what the invincibility of a possessed refrigerator or the Shredded Cheese Man not being real actually stands for I have still not yet fully understood.

  • @slicedchicken4806
    @slicedchicken4806 Год назад +352

    so is this an SCP that has not been discovered yet.

    • @simpleneeds2582
      @simpleneeds2582 Год назад +117

      i mean yea... if you look closely, SCP stands for Shredded Cheese Person

    • @Awesomeness-iz3dh
      @Awesomeness-iz3dh Год назад +15

      It has clearly been discovered.

    • @terrified057t4
      @terrified057t4 Год назад +50

      This is SCP-001, the real one. All others are fake.

    • @Roxasfan86
      @Roxasfan86 Год назад +11

      It also similar to the fridge in Control

    • @dumzee
      @dumzee Год назад +9

      I was just gonna say, that the next Control game looks awesome

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 Год назад +182

    You see, this is why I don’t trust government propaganda. You say that the SCM is just a figment of my imagination, but then you state that he makes the fridge indestructible and he has a sick car, meaning he has a physical presence in this world. I feel like I don’t know what to trust

    • @jameswhitley4101
      @jameswhitley4101 Год назад +1

      If the SCM was a figment of our imagination, he couldn't hurt us. Clearly the speaker is deluding himself in order to hide from the terrible truth. May God help us.

    • @michaell9828
      @michaell9828 Год назад

      SCM was an inside job. Jet fuel can’t melt shredded cheese!

    • @ERBEpic
      @ERBEpic Год назад +2

      2 replies, and yet the comments have none. This, my fellow citizens, is an obvious showcase of government censorship, and is why we should never trust the government.

    • @yokcos
      @yokcos Год назад +5

      the indestructible fridge is also a figment of your imagination

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 Год назад +13

      the reason the fridge is undestroyable, is because the fridge isnt real either. you never had a fridge. there is no fridge to harm, move or use. now you wake up. take your medicine at 10:30 am precisely, and go down to your local lowes and purchase a fridge.

  • @ohseven4150
    @ohseven4150 Год назад +1

    This is at least 1 SCP, some Bosnian Ape references, and a few other things I’m not able to place. What a ride in an old 80s car.

  • @stevemc01
    @stevemc01 Год назад +1

    The shredded cheese man is no match for the presence of uranium-enriched Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce bottles.

  • @someaussiegamer8242
    @someaussiegamer8242 Год назад +50

    It’s always a good day when he uploads

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Год назад +36

    *"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."*

  • @not_porter
    @not_porter Год назад +4

    As a person who lives within the Mountain time zone, the mention of it was awfully terrifying to hear, considering the great horror that is the Shredded Cheese Man.

  • @Pain_train_wielder
    @Pain_train_wielder 9 месяцев назад +1

    If the shredded cheese man attacks me, I’m just gonna force it to give me some shredded cheese on the impassable bargain that he gets to keep his mortality.

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino Год назад +12

    Ok, guess I'll eat the refrigerator itself when I crave for a midnight snack then, the shredded cheese man can't tempt me if it manifests within the confines of my digestive system.

    • @helvarstark4282
      @helvarstark4282 Год назад +5

      Shredded cheese problems require digestive solutions

  • @pogification1
    @pogification1 Год назад +14

    #1 On the FBI most wanted list: The Shredded Cheese Man

  • @UnanimousDelivers
    @UnanimousDelivers Год назад +1

    I feel like I just had a conversation with a black hovering upside down pyramid.

  • @Rena152
    @Rena152 Год назад +1

    Damn, the Shredded Cheese Man must be a real JDM appreciator if he drives a 1988 Nissan Skyline GT-R

  • @nomad_boreal
    @nomad_boreal Год назад +8

    This is why I keep flashbangs handy for when I have to get up for a midnight pee.

  • @derphunk5338
    @derphunk5338 Год назад +55

    The idea that they have an entire state department dedicated to containing one guy is so funny to me.

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ Год назад +16

      He's not one guy. He's many guys. Potentially every guy.

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker Год назад +10

      Just understand that any U.S. government agency does the opposite of what the name suggests, for example, the department of energy puts up barriers to the production of energy, the department of the interior is in charge of all national parks and federal lands, the department of Homeland security checks everyone at the airport except the people who would most likely be a terrorist, the department of justice plays favorites.

    • @loganvurklemeyer1957
      @loganvurklemeyer1957 Год назад +8

      @@kdrapertrucker the department of shredded cheese containment's work is outsourced to the Shredded Cheese Man.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Год назад +4

      The SCP foundation in a nutshell:

    • @donovan6320
      @donovan6320 Год назад

      @@loganvurklemeyer1957 and who pray tell is most likely to be a terrorist?

  • @PanisSupraOmnia
    @PanisSupraOmnia Год назад +1

    I sure love seeing this video at 3:21 am, living in mountain time, and currently craving shredded cheese…

  • @CaptainKapitan
    @CaptainKapitan Год назад +3

    The existence of the shredded cheese man proves that String Cheese Theory is real

  • @mattai075
    @mattai075 Год назад +23

    I wonder if the shredded cheese man could produce armor for military vehicles and naval craft. Those fridges are pretty impervious.

    • @arandomcommenter412
      @arandomcommenter412 Год назад +7

      Shredded Cheese man is caught by the federal bureau of shredded cheese man and strikes a deal to produce military armor in exchange for being given victims every 1 (one) week.

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 Год назад +4

      I think the implication is that only the current refrigerator he is occupying is impervious. Any military application would be limited to the one refrigerator.

    • @lurkgrue
      @lurkgrue Год назад

      This would work, but as the helpful PSA stated, any refrigerator altered by the Shredded Cheese Man is not only impervious, but also immovable. This would make the refrigerators unfit for construction of moving vehicles.

    • @mattai075
      @mattai075 Год назад

      @@lurkgrue The video clearly shows evidence of the fridge being moved by a sabot shell, so it may just be that its weight is massively increased, leading to it being unfit to be moved by normal means.

    • @lurkgrue
      @lurkgrue Год назад +2

      @@mattai075 Perhaps this means that the refrigerators are more suited to stationary or slow-moving objects, at least until we possess technology capable of propelling a refrigerator at greater speed.

  • @InternaIRevenueService
    @InternaIRevenueService Год назад +16

    Shredded Cheese Man is infact an uncontained SPC, and the Federal Breau of Shredded Cheese Man is just an undercover Mobile Task Force. This video simply serves as containment procedures made consumable for the average American.

    • @wasifzakwan8722
      @wasifzakwan8722 Год назад +10

      Thanks for telling me that the Shredded Cheese Man was actually contained by the Shark Punching Centre.

    • @WalterTheWalrus
      @WalterTheWalrus Год назад +1

      Shredded cheese shark

  • @Jirudoggu
    @Jirudoggu Год назад +1

    This is actually what that killer fridge was in Control

  • @Em022
    @Em022 Год назад +1

    this explains the fridge from control

  • @sparky4405
    @sparky4405 Год назад +21

    Ah yes the new keter class SCP that takes you to the backrooms

    • @YaofuZhou
      @YaofuZhou Год назад

      Finally an SCP comment!

  • @ParallelSyntax
    @ParallelSyntax Год назад +7

    Man, a 1988 GTS-R Skyline. He’s got good taste in cars, I give him that.

  • @TheSquidNinja
    @TheSquidNinja Год назад +1

    Joke's on him, I already commit insurance fraud

  • @vanguard1103_pS
    @vanguard1103_pS Год назад +2

    i met the shredded cheese man last night and he was actually a fairly nice bloke, he gave me lots of shredded cheese and even a spot of tea to help get it down my throat, lovely chap he was

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy Год назад

      You foo! You have fallen for the man's tricks!
      Poor British lad in the pub...

  • @glossymistake3114
    @glossymistake3114 Год назад +8

    Turn subtitles on for maximum cheese experience

  • @normified
    @normified Год назад +17

    Holy shit, bro just said "we do a little trolling" then put him in the fucking Backrooms LMAO

  • @thefirebeanie5481
    @thefirebeanie5481 Год назад +1

    I thought you were stopping these videos, thanks for coming back to warn us about the cheese man

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate Год назад +7

    Now we know what the fridge guy in Control was really trying to contain. Poor bastard.

    • @romandruckermusic
      @romandruckermusic Год назад +1

      His name was Phillip. Have some respect. Rip phillip, you will forever remain in our hearts

    • @Zeta4
      @Zeta4 11 месяцев назад

      The shredded cheese man is now a canon AWE

  • @signa8
    @signa8 Год назад +5

    That refrigerator is straight up a Dark Souls coffin after the Cheese Man gets to it.

  • @JuuzouRCS
    @JuuzouRCS Год назад +1

    Guy sniffs some shredded cheese then proceeds to make a video about his hallucinations under the influence of said cheese.

  • @jprodboss
    @jprodboss Год назад +1

    Dang, the real problem behind that fridge in “Control”

  • @WoddCar
    @WoddCar Год назад +3

    The real question is who would be tempted by a cinder block instead of shredded cheese

  • @gelatinoussire7772
    @gelatinoussire7772 Год назад +3

    The last video like this, the computer toucher, gave me a horrible night terror. I can't wait to see what this one brings.

    • @bobjohnbowles
      @bobjohnbowles Год назад +1

      If you ate the shredded cheese at 2 am you are guaranteed ...

  • @rhodes3983
    @rhodes3983 Год назад +2

    This reminds me of the refridgerator from Control.
    Actually this whole video is giving me huge FBC/SCP vibes

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Год назад +1

    Oh my goodness the tiny bag of Sargento is so lovingly modeled. That 4 state cheddar is so good, too. The dangers are real!

  • @peytonvoight6297
    @peytonvoight6297 Год назад +8

    I’ve seen this man several times, living in Wisconsin has taken a toll on me

    • @mattkoethe6691
      @mattkoethe6691 Год назад +3

      I taunt him by eating brick cheese as it is both cheese and a brick but not the forbidden state of cheese and not the forbidden composition of brick. Toeing this thin line requires a tonic available only in Wisconsin. An alchemical product named after specifically patterned bovine. Without it, one is doomed.

    • @Driver-Nephi
      @Driver-Nephi Год назад +1

      Same

    • @ChristMetalMayhem
      @ChristMetalMayhem Год назад +1

      I also live in Wisconsin, I'm listening....

  • @Ranger52
    @Ranger52 Год назад +7

    Ah yes. I love it when you upload. The videos are always so unique and interesting, and sometimes they are so funny I empty out my lungs. Please keep up the good work.

  • @rangerrick5660
    @rangerrick5660 Год назад +1

    Insurance fraud is the scariest part. It dowent even describe what he will do

  • @SCUBA_Draconis
    @SCUBA_Draconis Год назад +1

    The shredded cheese man is the friends we made along the way.

  • @aregularperson7573
    @aregularperson7573 Год назад +3

    Therapist:Shredded cheese man doesn’t exist it can’t hurt you
    Shredded cheese man:

  • @zionj104
    @zionj104 Год назад +7

    Seems like a good time to advertise Enter The Backrooms, by far the most expansive Backrooms fangame and severely underrated

  • @EmiCheese
    @EmiCheese Год назад +1

    How is he gonna commit insurance fraud if he doesn't have a physical form yet?

  • @DiabloOfGod
    @DiabloOfGod Год назад +3

    You winned a subscriber by preveting me from following the Shredded Chesse Man, Thank you
    WHY DOES I RENEMBER THE REFRIGERATOR FROM THE CONTROL GAME

  • @johannesspringinsfeld6381
    @johannesspringinsfeld6381 Год назад +8

    Dear Bosnian Ape Society, can you please make a video on how to defend against the monster under your bed? It's getting scarier. I tried to deploy some of the tactics shown in the home invasion video, as I considered it to be a similar situation, but with little sucess. The monster is now even angrier. Any help is much appreciated.

  • @jonathontritto1990
    @jonathontritto1990 Год назад +3

    At least he has an incredible taste in cars

  • @DarquosLeblack
    @DarquosLeblack Год назад +1

    Ol' Sigmund has come a long way

  • @yoloswagftw275
    @yoloswagftw275 Год назад +2

    IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHREDDED CHEESE PERSON, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. FOR THE ACRONYM SCP

  • @-HustleUnion-
    @-HustleUnion- Год назад +9

    i first heard about this guy in the 1990's on unsolved mysteries. it bothers me that he is still out there.