Here we have one of the 3 remaining survivors of the initial encounter of shredded cheese man on may 7th 2020, the current location of these 3 survivors are unknown as any leak of information will lead shredded cheese man to them to finish his work.
Those attending schools in states with legal marijuana will be mobbed and torn apart with the combined efforts of Shredded Cheese Man, Slender Jim, and Nathan (a package of giant Jewish hot dogs).
@@Mechagodzilla128 Remember, the Shredded Cheese Man can not manifest into a physical form if you do not allow him to. The Shredded Cheese Man is only in your mind. Don't open the refrigerator. Don't open the refrigerator. Don't open the refrigera
The shredded cheese man will be at your fridge tonight at 4 AM. For thou hast put a horrendous profile picture and name. He will make you scream. And then there will be cake. A message from GLaDOS- wait no
I actually felt a sense of fear watching this video. When the Shredded Cheese Man tricked the unfortunate victim into trying to take the shredded cheese, only to be no-clipped into the shredded cheese backrooms, I honestly expected their to be a Shredded Cheese Monster jumpscare.
Strong Control vibes here: [very mild spoilers] - The fact that the fridge is red - It being indestructible. - It taking you to another dimension. - You have to stare at it or else... - "Federal Bureau of Cheese Man Containment" - this one is a double whammy: of course the obvious "Federal Bureau" part with even the logo at the beginning and also the fact that the fridge in the game is in the Containment sector - "altered" and the cheese man possessing you - clear reference to the Hiss - "you will scream" - the last we heard from poor poor phillip who was watching the fridge were his screams - mortal *plane* - the whole PSA being like something you would find in Control And just the look and feel: gloomy lighting, liminal design, brutalist architecture It's all so Control
This is legit always the best content on RUclips. Its honestly refreshing to see original comedy these days... especially when its fresh new takes and parodies of fairly overused gimmicks, stories, and memes.
Also: Shredded Cheese Man discards dissected eels in random hovercraft. Monty Python was actually a covert warning against early manifestations of SCM. But we laughed, instead of acting. Now *we* are the butt of the joke.
2:14 There it is again. "You will scream." This is also the outcome for when you make contact with the previously described computer toucher. Is this a universal implication or is this a sign of connection between the shredded cheese man and the computer toucher? We will never know.
The computer toucher is the shredded cheese man. Once he is done touching your computer he will touch your fridge. Hence why the computer toucher needn't influence the conscience of your computer because he will influence your conscience instead
@@Incubator859 no, he's helping. By spreading it to other planets, we have more time to live as the shredded cheese man will be busy with the others. That way the other forms of life can find a way to stop him for us.
For those who do not know, Sigmund Freud made the theory about interpreting dreams as simply our unconscious desires. The shredded cheese man's temptations are unstoppable because they are your unconscious desires. He doesn't exist because it is a dream.
@@lairdcummings9092 Ah but the Processed Cheese Man is merely an artificial peon of the Four Cheesemen, created with the intention of you off the trail of the real four.
There was a woman named Sarah who loved cheese. She had a special affinity for shredded cheese, and would often have a bag of it in her refrigerator. One day, Sarah noticed something strange happening with her fridge. Every time she opened it, the shredded cheese inside seemed to be disappearing. At first, she thought it was just her imagination or maybe a pesky mouse, but as the days went by, the amount of shredded cheese in the bag continued to dwindle. One night, Sarah decided to stay up and keep watch over her fridge. As the hours passed, she could feel a strange presence in her kitchen. She started to feel uneasy, but she remained determined to find out what was going on. Suddenly, she saw a figure manifest inside her fridge. It was the "shredded cheese man", holding a raw stick of butter, dry rigatoni, and a brick in his hands. The shredded cheese man smiled at Sarah and offered her a handful of shredded cheese. At first, Sarah was hesitant to accept the shredded cheese, knowing the stories about the shredded cheese man. But as she looked at the delicious shredded cheese, she felt her resistance waning. She couldn't resist the temptation any longer and stepped inside the fridge to take the cheese. As soon as she did, she felt a strange sensation and the world around her began to distort. Suddenly, she found herself in a dark, endless maze of rooms. It was the backrooms, a place where people could get lost forever. Sarah realized she had made a grave mistake by accepting the shredded cheese from the shredded cheese man. She knew she had to find her way out before it was too late. She tried to retrace her steps, but every door looked the same, and she couldn't tell which way was up or down. Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Sarah remained lost in the backrooms, and she knew that she would never escape. She could hear the voice of the shredded cheese man in her mind, tempting her with more shredded cheese. And so, Sarah remained trapped in the backrooms, a victim of her own cheese cravings and the allure of the shredded cheese man. Her fate serves as a warning to those who love cheese and are tempted by the supernatural forces that lurk in the shadows. The end.
One Of The Few Defenses Left To Ward Against The Shredded Cheese Man Is The Sweet, Tangible Nectar That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce. However, If The Shredded Cheese Man Gains Hold Of The Ambrosia That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce, All May Be Lost.
Sir, drugs are supposed to simulate what it's like to be Bosnian Ape Society. Thankfully Bosnian Ape Society did not wear off before it was able to animate the video. Truly a normal day in the life of Bosnian Ape Society
As of date, the only working method of permanently warding off the allure of late night shredded cow product, is through the incorporation of Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce into the bloodstream. Painkillers are highly recommended if you are to embark down this path of becoming one with the sauce, as most beings not of deific/Finnish origin are prone to slow, painful death upon subsuming the barbecue sauce. Do not fear. Whatever fate is in store for you now, is infinitely better than what was. Edit: I am a bumbling imbecile, incapable of writing in English.
As an Italian who often foregoes shredded cheese on pasta, I can affirm I'm immune to rigatoni taunts. If the shredded cheese man attempts to famper with me in any way, he will scream.
The Shredded Cheese Mans only weakness is America’s first general-purpose machine gun served from 1957 up into the 1980. Of course I am talking about the M60 mounted high caliber machine gun which served until 1980 when the M240 was introduced. The M60 served as an infantry machine gun and slugged its way through the jungles of Vietnam, Operation Just Cause, and the Persian Gulf War. To this day, it serves in limited roles with numerous American forces, including the Bearu of Shredded Cheese Man affairs. If you are in possession of such an elegant weapon the Shredded Cheese Man will not materialize, in fear of multiple puncture wounds which will inevitably lead to organ failure and death. This is the only known way of killing the Shredded Cheese Man
@@danielchang4671 Sweet baby rays was originally intended to directly combat the shredded cheese man, but was to powerful and the project was thus abandoned in favor of a more practical solution, like the currently in development round meal mk2 which consists of 2800 calories, 77% 93g Protien 12% Total Fat 7.7g 14% Saturated Fat 2.9g. 26% Cholesterol 77mg. 1% Sodium 35mg. 6% Potassium 214mg. 0% Total Carbohydrates 0g. 0% Dietary Fiber 0g. Sugars 0g. Uranium 235 619204g Serves 3 men, cook in bag over dumpster fire and enjoy.
Silly Shredded Cheese Man, my only desire is not to be visted by the Shredded Cheese Man, meaning even if he possesed my fridge he couldn't manifest to tempt me with anything. Which means I'm safe, and I win.
But if we're being serious, the Shredded Cheese Man is you, or me, or the next guy; he's pretty much all of us, eventually. The thing is, though, that he drives around a 90's sports-car, meaning that the Shredded Cheese Man is but a metaphor for us reaching middle-age. The horror! 😰
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My man just made borderline cosmic horror level SCP lore based entirely on the concept of weird midnight snack cravings and it was legitimately entertaining and engaging. I must say, that is talent.
Shredded Cheese Man: "Come here, I have shredded cheese, butter, dry noodles and a brick" Gluten-allergic vegan, whose parents got killed by a brick: "You have no power over me"
Seeing as the Shredded Cheese Man is only a projection from our minds, we can easily get rid of him by just shooting our brains with 105mm Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized Rounds shot from 105mm Royal Ordinance L7 Rifled Guns mounted on FV-4011 Centurion Mk 5/2 Main Battle Tanks.
@@kathy6803 I like that. 😆 Edit: (I was referencing Freud. He had many odd theories about women's psychology, but it leans heavily in his favor that his own three daughters adored him, and one became a psychologist herself.)
i met the shredded cheese man last night and he was actually a fairly nice bloke, he gave me lots of shredded cheese and even a spot of tea to help get it down my throat, lovely chap he was
You see, this is why I don’t trust government propaganda. You say that the SCM is just a figment of my imagination, but then you state that he makes the fridge indestructible and he has a sick car, meaning he has a physical presence in this world. I feel like I don’t know what to trust
If the SCM was a figment of our imagination, he couldn't hurt us. Clearly the speaker is deluding himself in order to hide from the terrible truth. May God help us.
2 replies, and yet the comments have none. This, my fellow citizens, is an obvious showcase of government censorship, and is why we should never trust the government.
the reason the fridge is undestroyable, is because the fridge isnt real either. you never had a fridge. there is no fridge to harm, move or use. now you wake up. take your medicine at 10:30 am precisely, and go down to your local lowes and purchase a fridge.
Ok, guess I'll eat the refrigerator itself when I crave for a midnight snack then, the shredded cheese man can't tempt me if it manifests within the confines of my digestive system.
Ah yes. I love it when you upload. The videos are always so unique and interesting, and sometimes they are so funny I empty out my lungs. Please keep up the good work.
As a person who lives within the Mountain time zone, the mention of it was awfully terrifying to hear, considering the great horror that is the Shredded Cheese Man.
*closes the door to the fridge* *applies ratchet straps to the outside* *applies caulking to the windows, leaky walls, and door edges* *fills the entire floor with concrete*
Shredded Cheese Man is infact an uncontained SPC, and the Federal Breau of Shredded Cheese Man is just an undercover Mobile Task Force. This video simply serves as containment procedures made consumable for the average American.
Shredded Cheese man is caught by the federal bureau of shredded cheese man and strikes a deal to produce military armor in exchange for being given victims every 1 (one) week.
I think the implication is that only the current refrigerator he is occupying is impervious. Any military application would be limited to the one refrigerator.
This would work, but as the helpful PSA stated, any refrigerator altered by the Shredded Cheese Man is not only impervious, but also immovable. This would make the refrigerators unfit for construction of moving vehicles.
@@lurkgrue The video clearly shows evidence of the fridge being moved by a sabot shell, so it may just be that its weight is massively increased, leading to it being unfit to be moved by normal means.
@@mattai075 Perhaps this means that the refrigerators are more suited to stationary or slow-moving objects, at least until we possess technology capable of propelling a refrigerator at greater speed.
Just understand that any U.S. government agency does the opposite of what the name suggests, for example, the department of energy puts up barriers to the production of energy, the department of the interior is in charge of all national parks and federal lands, the department of Homeland security checks everyone at the airport except the people who would most likely be a terrorist, the department of justice plays favorites.
I taunt him by eating brick cheese as it is both cheese and a brick but not the forbidden state of cheese and not the forbidden composition of brick. Toeing this thin line requires a tonic available only in Wisconsin. An alchemical product named after specifically patterned bovine. Without it, one is doomed.
If the shredded cheese man attacks me, I’m just gonna force it to give me some shredded cheese on the impassable bargain that he gets to keep his mortality.
Dear Bosnian Ape Society, can you please make a video on how to defend against the monster under your bed? It's getting scarier. I tried to deploy some of the tactics shown in the home invasion video, as I considered it to be a similar situation, but with little sucess. The monster is now even angrier. Any help is much appreciated.
The shredded cheese man is indeed, a widespread problem that many of us face. Fortunately, i, bananappleboy, though not legible for leadership, somehow from 69 years ago may have found 3 solutions to this. 1. Do whatever this video, commissioned by the Federal Beareau of Shredded Cheese Containment says. It might go at the cost of becoming the cheese man, but according to canon law from... somewhere, you have the free will to not be the cheese man. Therefore at the cost of chee- 2. Before the cheese man can even get the moment to strike, grab your refrigerator and throw it into the ocean. If the shredded cheese man appears, he will drown. 3. As you open the fridge, while the cheese man is speaking about shredded cheese, carefully reach your arm through, and grab his nec- wait hold on ]
When the red refrigerator door opened, I felt and saw my forearm's skin peel off for a moment like a door to a black room
Misread that as foreskin ngl
@@screendoor_ that too
@@basicallyrk4018
No.
When you look away from the fridge and he’s right in front of you committing tax fraud, I had the same feeling
Here we have one of the 3 remaining survivors of the initial encounter of shredded cheese man on may 7th 2020, the current location of these 3 survivors are unknown as any leak of information will lead shredded cheese man to them to finish his work.
For normal people, resisting the temptations of the Shredded Cheese Man is hard enough. God help the poor college students who don't stand a chance.
Shredded cheese man really be after the minorities
We are now all the shredded cheeseman...all hail the fridge portal.
Me whose Allergic to Milk:
“I am damn near invincible, I only have one weakness because I had to be nerfed!”
Those attending schools in states with legal marijuana will be mobbed and torn apart with the combined efforts of Shredded Cheese Man, Slender Jim, and Nathan (a package of giant Jewish hot dogs).
Implying that poor college students isn't the norm lol
"As a vegan I am completely impervious to the shredded cheese man's luring methods."
-Jack Stone, victim #78 of the shredded cheese man
I bet shredded cheese man lured them with a brick
@@jonathanhooser2222 And by "lured" you mean knocked them out with a brick, and dragged them in. XD
@@Mechagodzilla128 Remember, the Shredded Cheese Man can not manifest into a physical form if you do not allow him to. The Shredded Cheese Man is only in your mind.
Don't open the refrigerator.
Don't open the refrigerator.
Don't open the refrigera
@@Mechagodzilla128 He is not physical
@@panhandlesomen Then explain how he drives a car.
Shredded cheese man being Freud is the most fitting thing possible
"Just gonna Freudian Slip right into that fridge for the wonderful cheese" - Some Cheese Meister, idk
Shreuded Cheese, made with the finest Mother's milk, or at least you want it to be
our UNCONSCIOUSSS
👌🐟
"What's a ******** got to do to get some shredded cheese!?!?!?!?"
-Sigmund Freud, probably
"I got shredded cheese!"
"No thanks"
"And a cinder block"
"Real shit?"
You fool! I have been trained in your cheesy arts by count cheese!
@@litterallyjustwater good twice the cheese Double the melt
@@rebelrouzer5318 Attack, Cheese Man!
"...and a Brick" that implies that a) it's the same brick everytime and b) the bureau was somehow able to identify it every time
Bruh he had me at rigatoni
Shredded cheese man implies the existence of a whole cheese man...
Wheel cheese man
Mozzarella cheese man
String cheese man
Whole cheese man was shredded by the goc and that’s why he is trapped within the confines of a refrigerator
Whole cheese man was shot by an m60 and became Swiss Cheese Man
“If you attempt to tamper with a possessed refrigerator, you will scream.” Probably the most terrifying thing
I woll scream, I must scream. But what if I have no mouth?
"He can be observed driving a really sick 1988 Nissan 2000 Skyline GTS-R"
God that does sound sick damm
as soon as i heard that line i lol'd pretty heartily
The shredded cheese man will be at your fridge tonight at 4 AM. For thou hast put a horrendous profile picture and name. He will make you scream. And then there will be cake.
A message from GLaDOS- wait no
@@Bananappleboy do I get to see his car
Careful!
@@a_common_weeb If you can jack his ride,you will ride eternal,shiny and chrome!
I actually felt a sense of fear watching this video. When the Shredded Cheese Man tricked the unfortunate victim into trying to take the shredded cheese, only to be no-clipped into the shredded cheese backrooms, I honestly expected their to be a Shredded Cheese Monster jumpscare.
There was.
Strong Control vibes here:
[very mild spoilers]
- The fact that the fridge is red
- It being indestructible.
- It taking you to another dimension.
- You have to stare at it or else...
- "Federal Bureau of Cheese Man Containment" - this one is a double whammy: of course the obvious "Federal Bureau" part with even the logo at the beginning and also the fact that the fridge in the game is in the Containment sector
- "altered" and the cheese man possessing you - clear reference to the Hiss
- "you will scream" - the last we heard from poor poor phillip who was watching the fridge were his screams
- mortal *plane*
- the whole PSA being like something you would find in Control
And just the look and feel: gloomy lighting, liminal design, brutalist architecture
It's all so Control
It feels like one of those cinematics when talking to the old director
Same thought.
What a great game
The Hiss?
The board is concerned/ambivalent/brie about the shredded cheese man
@@Xbalanque84 It's very serious, if The Hiss breaks containment and tries to commit an insurance fraud.
Always educate yourself about the dangers of shredded cheese fam.
But it's so alluring
me want the shreddy cheese :(
REJECT CHEESE PRAISE SWEET BABY RAYS
The SCP Foundation
Shred
Cheese
Protect
God help us all
I was just worried about Shredded Cheese Man.....you're telling me there's a whole Shredded Cheese FAMILY to worry about now?!!!
This is legit always the best content on RUclips. Its honestly refreshing to see original comedy these days... especially when its fresh new takes and parodies of fairly overused gimmicks, stories, and memes.
Comedy? This is a warning video dude
The best thing about BAS is there's no predicting the content
This is not original. It’s from Control.
Therapist: Shredded cheese man isn't real, he can't hurt you
Shredded Cheese Man: _dissects 300 eels_
Also: Shredded Cheese Man discards dissected eels in random hovercraft.
Monty Python was actually a covert warning against early manifestations of SCM. But we laughed, instead of acting. Now *we* are the butt of the joke.
THEY'RE ALL FEMALE
THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!!
You just turned a 10-second throwaway joke into a 5 minute cinematic experience with a storyline
excellent work
Shredded Cheese Man is just one of the many pseudonyms of Sheaogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.
Ever wonder where the bugs in the Elder Scrolls games come from? The strange actions of NPCs, the sweetrolls? It’s all Sheaogorath’s doing.
This comment started as a cheeky joke, until i realise we ACTUALLY mantle Sheo in the end of the video.
True
Sheogorath*
I'd know; I am he
@@Psyrus88
i WOULD edit my comment but that ruins the integrity
2:14 There it is again. "You will scream." This is also the outcome for when you make contact with the previously described computer toucher. Is this a universal implication or is this a sign of connection between the shredded cheese man and the computer toucher? We will never know.
I was wondering that myself
The computer toucher is the shredded cheese man. Once he is done touching your computer he will touch your fridge. Hence why the computer toucher needn't influence the conscience of your computer because he will influence your conscience instead
@@islenderwoah.
Instructions unclear, turned a fridge into a spacecraft and I'm now being praised by extraterrestrial life for giving them shredded cheese.
why did-
how could you fail and turn your fridge into an SLS 1.9 Uranium Powered Rocket with a payload of 21 kg of self replicating shredded cheese
You fool! May God have mercy on us for you have unleashed shredded cheese man to the whole universe!
This is how they replicate.
@@Incubator859 no, he's helping. By spreading it to other planets, we have more time to live as the shredded cheese man will be busy with the others. That way the other forms of life can find a way to stop him for us.
you have found the ultimate weapon against extraterrestrial life
I love this surrealist absurdist humor. I hope you're doing well Bosnian
For those who do not know, Sigmund Freud made the theory about interpreting dreams as simply our unconscious desires. The shredded cheese man's temptations are unstoppable because they are your unconscious desires. He doesn't exist because it is a dream.
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The shredded cheese man lives in all of us, and he is unstoppable. We will all eventually have a taste of his shredded cheese.
"Do not look away from the refrigerator, or the Shredded Cheese Man will commit insurance Freud."
Oh I see...
@@totalnerd5674
4:33
For anyone who hasn't played it, "Control" is a great game. The obvious inspiration for this gem.
The Four Cheesemen of the Apocalypse:
-Shredded Cheese Man
-Whole Cheese Man
-Sliced Cheese Man
-Swiss Cheese Man
Yes. Could He arrive tonight at midnight in a Honda? Must be said, I am not sure if it is an Accord or a Civic...
liquid cheese man
But does anyone fear the *Processed Cheese Man..?!*
@@lairdcummings9092 Ah but the Processed Cheese Man is merely an artificial peon of the Four Cheesemen, created with the intention of you off the trail of the real four.
@@dr.rasputin9912 ah! A false Cheeseman.
I wonder if the false Cheeseman is red, and smells of fish?
There was a woman named Sarah who loved cheese. She had a special affinity for shredded cheese, and would often have a bag of it in her refrigerator.
One day, Sarah noticed something strange happening with her fridge. Every time she opened it, the shredded cheese inside seemed to be disappearing. At first, she thought it was just her imagination or maybe a pesky mouse, but as the days went by, the amount of shredded cheese in the bag continued to dwindle.
One night, Sarah decided to stay up and keep watch over her fridge. As the hours passed, she could feel a strange presence in her kitchen. She started to feel uneasy, but she remained determined to find out what was going on.
Suddenly, she saw a figure manifest inside her fridge. It was the "shredded cheese man", holding a raw stick of butter, dry rigatoni, and a brick in his hands. The shredded cheese man smiled at Sarah and offered her a handful of shredded cheese.
At first, Sarah was hesitant to accept the shredded cheese, knowing the stories about the shredded cheese man. But as she looked at the delicious shredded cheese, she felt her resistance waning. She couldn't resist the temptation any longer and stepped inside the fridge to take the cheese.
As soon as she did, she felt a strange sensation and the world around her began to distort. Suddenly, she found herself in a dark, endless maze of rooms. It was the backrooms, a place where people could get lost forever.
Sarah realized she had made a grave mistake by accepting the shredded cheese from the shredded cheese man. She knew she had to find her way out before it was too late. She tried to retrace her steps, but every door looked the same, and she couldn't tell which way was up or down.
Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Sarah remained lost in the backrooms, and she knew that she would never escape. She could hear the voice of the shredded cheese man in her mind, tempting her with more shredded cheese.
And so, Sarah remained trapped in the backrooms, a victim of her own cheese cravings and the allure of the shredded cheese man. Her fate serves as a warning to those who love cheese and are tempted by the supernatural forces that lurk in the shadows.
The end.
One Of The Few Defenses Left To Ward Against The Shredded Cheese Man Is The Sweet, Tangible Nectar That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce. However, If The Shredded Cheese Man Gains Hold Of The Ambrosia That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce, All May Be Lost.
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 🤡
That's why I kept it in a mini-fridge to small for shredded cheese man
We have come for your nectar
None Can Resist It
Why Are You Typing Like That?
You outdid yourself once again.
Getting heavy Control-vibes from this. Well done.
You either die a hero, or live to see yourself become the Shredded Cheese Man.
I feel like I just had a conversation with a black hovering upside down pyramid.
Mad props on your ability to animate this entire video before the drugs war off.
Truly a skilled individual.
Drugs? You mean he managed to make the whole video without falling for the shredded cheese man's lures
Sir, drugs are supposed to simulate what it's like to be Bosnian Ape Society. Thankfully Bosnian Ape Society did not wear off before it was able to animate the video. Truly a normal day in the life of Bosnian Ape Society
2:55
Funny thing, there's a guy in control watching a red fridge too.
As of date, the only working method of permanently warding off the allure of late night shredded cow product, is through the incorporation of Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce into the bloodstream.
Painkillers are highly recommended if you are to embark down this path of becoming one with the sauce, as most beings not of deific/Finnish origin are prone to slow, painful death upon subsuming the barbecue sauce.
Do not fear.
Whatever fate is in store for you now, is infinitely better than what was.
Edit: I am a bumbling imbecile, incapable of writing in English.
Nice try, Shredded Cheese Man. But we're wise to your subtle trickery!
How dare you? That was poetry. Bravo good Sir
Hail Sweet Baby Rays
It's okey, am Serbia. Hide.
The sweet nectar of GOD
As an Italian who often foregoes shredded cheese on pasta, I can affirm I'm immune to rigatoni taunts. If the shredded cheese man attempts to famper with me in any way, he will scream.
The Shredded Cheese Mans only weakness is America’s first general-purpose machine gun served from 1957 up into the 1980. Of course I am talking about the M60 mounted high caliber machine gun which served until 1980 when the M240 was introduced. The M60 served as an infantry machine gun and slugged its way through the jungles of Vietnam, Operation Just Cause, and the Persian Gulf War. To this day, it serves in limited roles with numerous American forces, including the Bearu of Shredded Cheese Man affairs. If you are in possession of such an elegant weapon the Shredded Cheese Man will not materialize, in fear of multiple puncture wounds which will inevitably lead to organ failure and death. This is the only known way of killing the Shredded Cheese Man
What about the power of sweet baby rays?
Having had an M60 fired at me, I can confirm. It's not an experience you forget.
@@danielchang4671 untested
@@danielchang4671 Sweet baby rays was originally intended to directly combat the shredded cheese man, but was to powerful and the project was thus abandoned in favor of a more practical solution, like the currently in development round meal mk2 which consists of 2800 calories, 77% 93g Protien
12% Total Fat 7.7g
14% Saturated Fat 2.9g.
26% Cholesterol 77mg.
1% Sodium 35mg.
6% Potassium 214mg.
0% Total Carbohydrates 0g.
0% Dietary Fiber 0g.
Sugars 0g.
Uranium 235 619204g
Serves 3 men, cook in bag over dumpster fire and enjoy.
Wouldn't he just become the Shredded Swiss Cheese Man?
Oh, man, I hate it when I need some 3 A.M. snack but there's only _Sigmund Freud_ in the fridge. :/
The throwback to 'you will scream' was appreciated.
HAHAHAH
Ah yes, the Computer toucher
Silly Shredded Cheese Man, my only desire is not to be visted by the Shredded Cheese Man, meaning even if he possesed my fridge he couldn't manifest to tempt me with anything.
Which means I'm safe, and I win.
I said it before and I'll say it again. This man is on his way to become an SCP channel.
And I am here for it.
Hey bud love the comment I love scp though I pretty sure the Bosnian ape society is just doctor jack bright but anyway you earned yourself a sub
ikr lol
But if we're being serious, the Shredded Cheese Man is you, or me, or the next guy; he's pretty much all of us, eventually. The thing is, though, that he drives around a 90's sports-car, meaning that the Shredded Cheese Man is but a metaphor for us reaching middle-age. The horror! 😰
Be aware, the shredded cheese man lurks in the night, your fridge may be haunted.
its all fun and games until the Shredded Cheese Man lures you in with a nuclear warhead
First the British Person Simulator, now this, I love the Control vibes we are getting from your recent videos
That's why you should always buy a refrigerator you can't fit into, so you won't be a threat to the Shredded Cheese Man.
Mini Fridges to the rescue
Mini shredded chese man
You may have outsmarted me but I have outsmarted your outsmarting.
@@puro8054
Yikes, it's the shredded oil man.
Someone get the flamethrower.
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Or: be Dutch, as Dutch=tall=can’t fit in fridge
This is at least 1 SCP, some Bosnian Ape references, and a few other things I’m not able to place. What a ride in an old 80s car.
Watching this alone in a somewhat dimly lit house at night is... discomfiting...
As long as it’s not between 0200-0400 Mountain, you’re good
open your refrigerator.
@@cakenoobs3488 trust us hunter
@@cakenoobs3488 2 am rn, no, buzz off. Am not having my dreams haunted you un-ripe banana.
My man just made borderline cosmic horror level SCP lore based entirely on the concept of weird midnight snack cravings and it was legitimately entertaining and engaging. I must say, that is talent.
What’s funny is that this can pass as an SCP. “Mind-Affecting Shredded Cheese Refrigerator”
SCP stands for Shredded Cheese Persons
That fridge is in the game 'Control'.
If this isnt already an SCP it will because we all know someone will do it
i can't wait til he gets turned into one this is S tier scp material
We can make it into a SCP
Shredded Cheese Man: "Come here, I have shredded cheese, butter, dry noodles and a brick"
Gluten-allergic vegan, whose parents got killed by a brick: "You have no power over me"
Don’t forget lactose intolerant
@@sethmathews1860 take a wild guess why I didn't mention that. I'll keep it short: Milk isn't vegan, it's an animal product and so is cheese.
@@chestedarmor5578 a vegan can still be tempted
@@sethmathews1860 No, because then he wouldn't be a vegan anymore.
@@chestedarmor5578 exactly😏
Seeing as the Shredded Cheese Man is only a projection from our minds, we can easily get rid of him by just shooting our brains with 105mm Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized Rounds shot from 105mm Royal Ordinance L7 Rifled Guns mounted on FV-4011 Centurion Mk 5/2 Main Battle Tanks.
Yeah, *that'll* show that illusory Freudian bastard!
TOP 10 Plot twists of all time
Number 1 :
YOU WERE THE SHREDDED CHEESE MAN ALL ALONG!
"This enraged the man, who punished him severely."
*Laughs in oversimplified*
*Laughs in oversimplified*
*Laughs in Adolf Hitler being abused as a child while oversimplified simplifies it*
The shredded cheese man is no match for the presence of uranium-enriched Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce bottles.
The shredded cheese man may have had some quirky theories about cheese, but his daughters love him, so he's got that going for him.
Like Noah, who beget Ham? Ham and cheese.....hmmmm
@@kathy6803 I like that. 😆
Edit: (I was referencing Freud. He had many odd theories about women's psychology, but it leans heavily in his favor that his own three daughters adored him, and one became a psychologist herself.)
This was actually really good. Good progression to an unexpected yet increasingly foreshadowed end that you do start to see coming closer to the end.
>2-4 AM mountain time
>temptation of shredded cheese from the fridge
Scarily accurate, thanks for the tips.
You know what you must do now.
i met the shredded cheese man last night and he was actually a fairly nice bloke, he gave me lots of shredded cheese and even a spot of tea to help get it down my throat, lovely chap he was
You foo! You have fallen for the man's tricks!
Poor British lad in the pub...
so is this an SCP that has not been discovered yet.
i mean yea... if you look closely, SCP stands for Shredded Cheese Person
It has clearly been discovered.
This is SCP-001, the real one. All others are fake.
It also similar to the fridge in Control
I was just gonna say, that the next Control game looks awesome
Joke's on him, I already commit insurance fraud
You see, this is why I don’t trust government propaganda. You say that the SCM is just a figment of my imagination, but then you state that he makes the fridge indestructible and he has a sick car, meaning he has a physical presence in this world. I feel like I don’t know what to trust
If the SCM was a figment of our imagination, he couldn't hurt us. Clearly the speaker is deluding himself in order to hide from the terrible truth. May God help us.
SCM was an inside job. Jet fuel can’t melt shredded cheese!
2 replies, and yet the comments have none. This, my fellow citizens, is an obvious showcase of government censorship, and is why we should never trust the government.
the indestructible fridge is also a figment of your imagination
the reason the fridge is undestroyable, is because the fridge isnt real either. you never had a fridge. there is no fridge to harm, move or use. now you wake up. take your medicine at 10:30 am precisely, and go down to your local lowes and purchase a fridge.
This is basically a fully-fledged SCP
It’s always a good day when he uploads
Shredded cheese man confirms the existence of a whole cheese man and could maybe theoretically make a Swiss cheese man possible
Ok, guess I'll eat the refrigerator itself when I crave for a midnight snack then, the shredded cheese man can't tempt me if it manifests within the confines of my digestive system.
Shredded cheese problems require digestive solutions
This reminds me of the refridgerator from Control.
Actually this whole video is giving me huge FBC/SCP vibes
Ah yes. I love it when you upload. The videos are always so unique and interesting, and sometimes they are so funny I empty out my lungs. Please keep up the good work.
As a person who lives within the Mountain time zone, the mention of it was awfully terrifying to hear, considering the great horror that is the Shredded Cheese Man.
*"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."*
The shredded cheese man is the friends we made along the way.
C. Matt Strides
Man, a 1988 GTS-R Skyline. He’s got good taste in cars, I give him that.
For real man absolutely incredible taste
Sad part is there’s at least one moron who fell for his attempt to lure someone in with a brick.
Now we know what the fridge guy in Control was really trying to contain. Poor bastard.
His name was Phillip. Have some respect. Rip phillip, you will forever remain in our hearts
The shredded cheese man is now a canon AWE
*closes the door to the fridge*
*applies ratchet straps to the outside*
*applies caulking to the windows, leaky walls, and door edges*
*fills the entire floor with concrete*
Shredded Cheese Man is infact an uncontained SPC, and the Federal Breau of Shredded Cheese Man is just an undercover Mobile Task Force. This video simply serves as containment procedures made consumable for the average American.
Thanks for telling me that the Shredded Cheese Man was actually contained by the Shark Punching Centre.
Shredded cheese shark
You winned a subscriber by preveting me from following the Shredded Chesse Man, Thank you
WHY DOES I RENEMBER THE REFRIGERATOR FROM THE CONTROL GAME
I wonder if the shredded cheese man could produce armor for military vehicles and naval craft. Those fridges are pretty impervious.
Shredded Cheese man is caught by the federal bureau of shredded cheese man and strikes a deal to produce military armor in exchange for being given victims every 1 (one) week.
I think the implication is that only the current refrigerator he is occupying is impervious. Any military application would be limited to the one refrigerator.
This would work, but as the helpful PSA stated, any refrigerator altered by the Shredded Cheese Man is not only impervious, but also immovable. This would make the refrigerators unfit for construction of moving vehicles.
@@lurkgrue The video clearly shows evidence of the fridge being moved by a sabot shell, so it may just be that its weight is massively increased, leading to it being unfit to be moved by normal means.
@@mattai075 Perhaps this means that the refrigerators are more suited to stationary or slow-moving objects, at least until we possess technology capable of propelling a refrigerator at greater speed.
The existence of the shredded cheese man proves that String Cheese Theory is real
The idea that they have an entire state department dedicated to containing one guy is so funny to me.
He's not one guy. He's many guys. Potentially every guy.
Just understand that any U.S. government agency does the opposite of what the name suggests, for example, the department of energy puts up barriers to the production of energy, the department of the interior is in charge of all national parks and federal lands, the department of Homeland security checks everyone at the airport except the people who would most likely be a terrorist, the department of justice plays favorites.
@@kdrapertrucker the department of shredded cheese containment's work is outsourced to the Shredded Cheese Man.
The SCP foundation in a nutshell:
@@loganvurklemeyer1957 and who pray tell is most likely to be a terrorist?
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SHREDDED CHEESE PERSON, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT. FOR THE ACRONYM SCP
Ah yes the new keter class SCP that takes you to the backrooms
Finally an SCP comment!
dude, this must be the best thing i've watched in the past year and it's been a year full of golden stuff
That refrigerator is straight up a Dark Souls coffin after the Cheese Man gets to it.
I thought you were stopping these videos, thanks for coming back to warn us about the cheese man
I’ve seen this man several times, living in Wisconsin has taken a toll on me
I taunt him by eating brick cheese as it is both cheese and a brick but not the forbidden state of cheese and not the forbidden composition of brick. Toeing this thin line requires a tonic available only in Wisconsin. An alchemical product named after specifically patterned bovine. Without it, one is doomed.
Same
I also live in Wisconsin, I'm listening....
This was brilliant. I’d like to see more PSAs about interdimensional horrors
Seems like a good time to advertise Enter The Backrooms, by far the most expansive Backrooms fangame and severely underrated
I sure love seeing this video at 3:21 am, living in mountain time, and currently craving shredded cheese…
Holy shit, bro just said "we do a little trolling" then put him in the fucking Backrooms LMAO
If the shredded cheese man attacks me, I’m just gonna force it to give me some shredded cheese on the impassable bargain that he gets to keep his mortality.
Dear Bosnian Ape Society, can you please make a video on how to defend against the monster under your bed? It's getting scarier. I tried to deploy some of the tactics shown in the home invasion video, as I considered it to be a similar situation, but with little sucess. The monster is now even angrier. Any help is much appreciated.
for the minute you look away the shredded cheese man will appear and commit insurance fraud
i first heard about this guy in the 1990's on unsolved mysteries. it bothers me that he is still out there.
Thank you for this.
I sent this video to my family to keep them safe! 👍
Turn subtitles on for maximum cheese experience
(AKA subtitles)
Damn, the Shredded Cheese Man must be a real JDM appreciator if he drives a 1988 Nissan Skyline GT-R
The shredded cheese man is indeed, a widespread problem that many of us face.
Fortunately, i, bananappleboy, though not legible for leadership, somehow from 69 years ago may have found 3 solutions to this.
1.
Do whatever this video, commissioned by the Federal Beareau of Shredded Cheese Containment says. It might go at the cost of becoming the cheese man, but according to canon law from... somewhere, you have the free will to not be the cheese man. Therefore at the cost of chee-
2. Before the cheese man can even get the moment to strike, grab your refrigerator and throw it into the ocean. If the shredded cheese man appears, he will drown.
3.
As you open the fridge, while the cheese man is speaking about shredded cheese, carefully reach your arm through, and grab his nec- wait hold on
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I wonder if the infamous anti-computer MBT from past episodes can destroy a possessed refrigerator
Honestly, no price is too great, no sacrifice is too dear, as long as I get to eat cheese.
You know I'm right.
I am become Shredded Cheese Man. Shatterer of worlds.
As a cheese addict, this concerns me greatly. Thank you for this vital information.
10/10 brought a tear to my (third) eye
"Honey, why is there a cinder block in the fridge?" - Beta Femoid
This implies the existence of an alpha femoid, also known as your mom
So... What I'm hearing, is that while the man himself may be an illusion, the cheese he offers may not be.
some times.... i dream about cheese.....
I understood that reference
Oh my goodness the tiny bag of Sargento is so lovingly modeled. That 4 state cheddar is so good, too. The dangers are real!