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He's that good at stand up it comes off as riffing, but trust me, these thoughts haunt him in his sleep, and he needs to tell/yell at strangers about them.
Well because this isn’t stand up comedy. This is podcasting. He’s new special wasn’t even good enough to release in whole. They are just doing clips. He’s the goat comic podcaster. But stand up is a different game
@@achumarevolution Shemp Howard of Three Stooges fame had a manager/publicist whom created a "Shemp=ugliest man in Hollywood" as a way to get better reputation. True story
I love when they were getting ice cream and Dan was helping Tim with sprinkles, and Tim told him to be careful. “Oh I know, to you these are like diamonds.” -Dan Soder on Tim Dillon and sprinkles lmao
The Tim Dillon Show is straight up exactly how podcasts should be! His stream of consciousness is so perfect, and hilarious. I always want more! Thanks Mr. Dillon!
This aged well after watching Alex Jones interview Rogan on “b a n n e d (dot) v i d e o. Sorry had to type the site name like that or commie tube would shadow ban the comment. It’s a really good show too. It was hilarious and they got high as a kite and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. Joe was in rare form, but at one point he literally defended bill gates
Been thinking a lot, of late, about that speech the Joker gives a hospitalized Harvey in Dark Knight. That people are only as good as the world allows them to be. Kind of like Josh Homme realizing "No One Knows" before he hit 30, I'm simultaneously awe-struck, and a little wary, of people who possess that level of insight.
What I really really like about Tim's podcast is the sidekick guy. I watch him laugh and I replay what Tim says. He gives his laugh out only when tim says something deservingly funny. And that's the best part of the podcast. Keep it going man!
He's definitely talked about sobriety, rehab, and his experiences on either side of those two things. Just from memory, check out the episodes "The Florida Project" and "Brownie Boat." They're both on youtube
Tim Dillon needs to be protected at all costs. It’s rare when someone pops into existence and is THIS funny. He’s a natural belly-turner 🤣😂 I can’t breathe from laughing so damn much.
Best part of the week let alone weekend. The real truth and reason, which is naturally combined with the real and best comedy. He doesn't have to pander to others here unlike other collaborations.
Health Privilege is, 100 PERCENT coming soon, that's been brewing for the past few years, with the body positive, BRAVE movement. Tim Dillion is a true visionary.
I was at the supermarket bakery section last month, so about 2 weeks after the lockdown started, and I overhead a customer saying to one of the staff who was loading bread loaves onto a shelf: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for us. You guys are so courageous." I looked at the guy with his hands full of bread and he just half smiles and goes, "Uh, thanks."
I was dancing, naked from the waist down, looking at myself in the mirror, checking out my belly when he said "you don't have to be the loser you see in the mirror"... LOLOL haaaaa METAVERSE!!
One of the few comedy podcasts where the comedian doesn't go off incessantly chattering about the "comedy scene", "working on material", or "doing sets at The Comedy Store". Sometimes these guys get deep into the weeds with really esoteric subject matter, and the entertainment value hits a wall.
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Be sure to watch that
What happen to magic spoon :)
Where can we find the big booth episode?
I bought a ridge wallet and now one of my parents respect me. Thanks Tim!!!
This guy....got better bits than most comics and he's just riffing....
100% his shit's getting me thru this quarantine. I watched all em twice now lol
@@knightrider693 fer shurr, b.
He's that good at stand up it comes off as riffing, but trust me, these thoughts haunt him in his sleep, and he needs to tell/yell at strangers about them.
David Wayne Hes one of the few standups that have a podcast and have actually funny stand up comedy too.
First Podcast comedian that is funnier in podcasts than in Standup
Literally can’t get enough of this dude how isn’t he the biggest comic in the world.
Because life sucks and is full of sellouts. Art imitates life so Art Sucks and is full of sellouts. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
I think Bruce Bruce is the biggest comic of all time. TD is the man.
Because most people don't have any common sense or taste in their body
Well because this isn’t stand up comedy. This is podcasting. He’s new special wasn’t even good enough to release in whole. They are just doing clips. He’s the goat comic podcaster. But stand up is a different game
@@lisamari941 yeah you know that?
Much like Rudolph, Tim's red nose will lead us through the fog of this virus.
Praise God.
scamdemic*
Amen.
@@Stbuster31 Penis*
@@D34D22 vagina*
TIM DILLON- Most People are Animals..
EVERYONE- NODS IN Agreement.
You're an animal
@@troyr1210 No you.
We literally are all animals we think that just because we're kind of smart and we have hands were no longer animals
No we're still animals
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"Politics is just sports for people that are older"
"Politics is show biz for ugly people"
For people who don't like any sport also.
@@karljonson3287 you're just an old soul brohiem
@@karljonson3287 also. You do like a sport. There is no way that none of them enter into the category of "I like this"
@@achumarevolution Shemp Howard of Three Stooges fame had a manager/publicist whom created a "Shemp=ugliest man in Hollywood" as a way to get better reputation. True story
Tim, you are the light at the end of the tunnel for me, your dark humor is awe-inspiring. So glad I discovered you off the JRE podcast lols!
"I thought being a domestic abuser was a fixed personality" tim with the hitters as usual
This man is the example of the thin line between a genius and a madman ... and I want more of him RIGHT freekin NOW
The real midnight gospel
Im so glad you did the "Hero" rant!!!
I work at a gas station and people thank me for it now... Feels fake... Because it is
Im not even from America, and this dude is killing it
Agreed! I'm from the U.K & I'm recently a big fan, stay safe kind regards Richard
Earlier tonight Soder said Tim is like a union boss that gained too much power and I can’t stop thinking about how that is a perfect description
Lol..Where did he say that?
I love when they were getting ice cream and Dan was helping Tim with sprinkles, and Tim told him to be careful.
“Oh I know, to you these are like diamonds.” -Dan Soder on Tim Dillon and sprinkles lmao
I thought tonight was a bust... until i got this alert... thanks Mr. Dillon.
You mean Dr. Dillon. He’s a virologist
Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY!
@@skinnypat_ As the worlds most entertaining immunologist.
@Django Fett yes... yes, it was. 🥜
@Bill Rodgers weeeed maannn
Here comes Tim Dillon with the facts.
When I think facts. I think Tim Dillon
Does he have sources though?!
HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS
He's a board certified epidemiologist
The Homeless Guy Graduation Speech Rant should be put in a time capsule
Sounds like a hilarious skit. Tim needs his own cartoon haha
Starts at 54:51
@@CameronForbes thank you
Tim looks like he could be the commercial spokesperson for Ford Motor Company.
Oldsmobile...
Mobility scooters
If that spokesman was selling the all new ford Festiva
Or a bottle of Brendan Schowb's Big Brown Whiskey
@@jmtas4 or his CBD goop,or black rifle bullshit coffee he doesn't drink
The Tim Dillon Show is straight up exactly how podcasts should be! His stream of consciousness is so perfect, and hilarious. I always want more! Thanks Mr. Dillon!
I wouldn't exactly call it straight
Someone call Rogan in to fact check everything said on this podcast.
He'll just start crying about how great a guy Bill Gates is
🤣
This aged well after watching Alex Jones interview Rogan on “b a n n e d (dot) v i d e o. Sorry had to type the site name like that or commie tube would shadow ban the comment. It’s a really good show too. It was hilarious and they got high as a kite and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. Joe was in rare form, but at one point he literally defended bill gates
I miss this chemistry between Tim and Ben. It's a shame that they split
Been thinking a lot, of late, about that speech the Joker gives a hospitalized Harvey in Dark Knight. That people are only as good as the world allows them to be. Kind of like Josh Homme realizing "No One Knows" before he hit 30, I'm simultaneously awe-struck, and a little wary, of people who possess that level of insight.
I love when Tim butchers words and makes them better
@15:11 “Neandrathal”
"You are a pre-existing condition" is this generation's "You are traffic"
'The indispensable role of tv in the fabric of people's lives' is maybe the most horrific phrase i've heard
Omfg this CANNOT be overstated! It's fvck1ng SACCHARIN!
Who ever disliked this video was the guy with corona ordering a poki bowl
Skinny P all 65 of dem order poke bowls from door dash
"We have people in Burkas and gay icons on the wall." - Tim Dillon 2020
Earthling that's a restaurant I would eat at
Some people call me a "Hero" I'll prefer to say "essential"
I prefer to say people who were given gag orders
Tims nose is redpilling us instead of him
Someday I'm going to be rich enough to go on human hunting safaris with Bill Gates & Mark Zuckerberg
Levels to this shit
That's the dream lol.
What I really really like about Tim's podcast is the sidekick guy. I watch him laugh and I replay what Tim says. He gives his laugh out only when tim says something deservingly funny. And that's the best part of the podcast. Keep it going man!
Has Tim ever talked about how he got sober? His style seems to comfort me so maybe his advice about sobriety could help
You're just one phone call away from getting right brother.
He's definitely talked about sobriety, rehab, and his experiences on either side of those two things. Just from memory, check out the episodes "The Florida Project" and "Brownie Boat." They're both on youtube
Thanks guys
Prof C His 1st episode on the Honeydew (audio only) talked about it, too. He was on a jury for a murder trial & that’s where he turned it around.
just drink coffee
Tim Dillon needs to be protected at all costs. It’s rare when someone pops into existence and is THIS funny. He’s a natural belly-turner 🤣😂 I can’t breathe from laughing so damn much.
Yeah protect him from milkshakes and big macs before he kills himself.
@@amiracleone2803 😂😂😂bruh
Tim Dillon....you have become top 10 in my books in less than a week. A damn killer.
55:23 the greatest rant ive heard in days
Been waiting all day!!
We need 2 podcasts a week Tim
Patreon
@@lewa9575 then make it three 😂
In this economy? Why don't we just buy the NFT, and then we'll see about extra episodes in the next quarter.
Cheesecake line just killed me!!
Best part of the week let alone weekend. The real truth and reason, which is naturally combined with the real and best comedy. He doesn't have to pander to others here unlike other collaborations.
Thank you Doctor Dillon for your service.
Thanks for that commencement speech Tim, just graduated, glad I got to hear the truth
Thank you for keep on keeping on Tim!
Big fan from Denmark!
Well it's official: This is the best podcast out right now.
Dude this is the only podcast where I laugh out loud more times than I can count
25 people have no appreciation for a perfectly set stone.
Sneaky edit at 5:02, what are you hiding from us Tim. Has Hillary got you?
Well spotted!
Yup. From there on in its obvious hes a body double. RIP Tim Dillon
I love it when the producer guy tries not to get hysterical 🤣❤️
He's incredible, I haven't stopped listening for months honestly
I woke people up laughing at that sign off. Thanks Tim.
Tim easily has one of the most entertaining and funny podcasts in the world, keep it up man. Legend 👏
The ‘zillion’ part had my crying.
Tim Dillon is one of my favorite comic!
Tim 🔥
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely!
If you want to measure someone's character or see who they are give them power, 💲💲💲.
Fishing with Dynamite is one my fav restos in MB. Best Oysters Ever!!
I just found Tim. He’s comedic gold! Absolutely hysterical.
Tim is the best when he’s alone with Ben!!!!!
the point Tim makes about artists and 400 different kinds of cheese cake is so true xD
How awesome would it be to have a comedian rant at you every week
You can tell tim loves New York...moves to Calafornia goes to Manhattan beach....
Crying laughing. Thank you Tim! 🙌
I need to have a *SIT DOWN* MEAL!
No you must stay on the small trampoline while eating!!! Jump JuMp JUMP!!!! AWHA MWHAHAHA
New subscriber. Will be one of my new favourite pods. Great show one of my favourite people
Tim "The God" Dillon 😂😂 dude is hands down the best comic right now
Oh God, I'm 20 minutes in and the 'fixed personality trait' stuff has me in stitches
That homeless man bit is all-time goated
Did anyone get their Delivery package recently? Oh? I’m not a god damned hero package handler!
Health Privilege is, 100 PERCENT coming soon, that's been brewing for the past few years, with the body positive, BRAVE movement. Tim Dillion is a true visionary.
It's already a thing.
Every line is hilarious
Joined the channel when it was 15K glad to see it grow
Yeah, give me the fine. I'm not walking across a street twice for anyone.
Facts. I would cough once in his directions and walk away. What's he gonna do ?
@Saul Gewddman ok.
Saul Gewddman found the cop
"Suicide goes up, I like that"
Such a great episode as always 🔥🔥🔥
It's the summer of having a friend... hahhahah love it
I knew Tim would come with the quality quarantine material
I can't wait to see a great masterpiece of his some day cuz this guy is just so naturally funny as hell
This man is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs
Tim Dillon: The greatest philosopher of our time
"I look like a healthy teenager" Let me help you with that Dillon.
"I look like a teenager" There I fixed it.
These need to quadruple in length so I can finally quit Rogan and come here full time
man its scary how accurate he is...
I got shot, but luckily the bullet was deflected by my wallet. Thanks Ridge Wallet :)
Yummmm
"I'm gonna give money to Candace Owens soon"....man, I fell out 35:55
thank you for giving me a break from my depression
Man, his bits on brownshirts, heroes, rock formations etc were brewing in my mind for a long time. I need a friend like this to confirm my biases
I was at the supermarket bakery section last month, so about 2 weeks after the lockdown started, and I overhead a customer saying to one of the staff who was loading bread loaves onto a shelf: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for us. You guys are so courageous." I looked at the guy with his hands full of bread and he just half smiles and goes, "Uh, thanks."
Tim you are truly COVID-19 because it is hard for me to breathe with how hard i'm laughing
Thrown made of fast food wrappers 🤣😂🤣GOLD!
i went out to a fast food place for the first time in 2 months and now i’m extremely paranoid i’m dying silently
Fun saudi show: La Yekthar - has english subtitles.
"They don't know anything about the news... but they'll have a bunch of offensive opinions." "Yes."
Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY..imma tell my kids he was donald trump😂
"Everyone one in my family tries to destroy me, at every moment" I felt that lol
Best podcast. Hands down. It's a comedy special every week.
great show. thank you
I was dancing, naked from the waist down, looking at myself in the mirror, checking out my belly when he said "you don't have to be the loser you see in the mirror"... LOLOL haaaaa METAVERSE!!
Dawg no way u left this up for a whole ass year 😂😂
Rules are rules , Tim!
One of the few comedy podcasts where the comedian doesn't go off incessantly chattering about the "comedy scene", "working on material", or "doing sets at The Comedy Store". Sometimes these guys get deep into the weeds with really esoteric subject matter, and the entertainment value hits a wall.
Heroin dealers are still serving, they are essential
Thank you
That rant on Blade had me rolling 🤣