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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Tim describes a perfect Easter lunch on this warm, uplifting episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Enjoy your Sunday!
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Welcome to the Matrix, a prison for your mind or as they call it in Star Trek=The Cage The Cave The trial for sentience as Q from Star Trek The Next Generation would call it. There are millions & millions of red dress people=programs/people who act as human shields/prison walls this is what Morpheus meant. Good luck & I agree this sucks, try knowing this your entire life, imagine how nuts that would drive you. Born into a shitty Twilight Zone movie where everyone around you isn't thinking & if you question just wtf is going on why they can't think it's like staring into the abyss & those people either get a blank stare or start trying to attack you as if you are what's wrong. Also what DiCaprio meant in inception in that mirrors scene.
PLANdemic
Event 201, Timmy. From One ex long Islander to another, there's a lot more to this than you think. And I'm sure you're aware of tower 7 in regards to 911. I was in Manhattan, close to the towers on that fateful day. A 47 story skyscraper never hit by a plane collapsing at freefall speed into its own footprint. It's 2020, conspiracy theorist R conspiracy realists. If you'd like to take this discussion to the next level, I'm open.
By the way, Tim, it's clear that you are holding back on some of these conspiracies, props to you for being high profile and needing to balance what's being said. You're doing a phenomenal job. No joke. Big fan. You were great on the Whitney Cummings podcast the other day, I was never a fan of Whitney, though she seemed pretty cool when speaking with you.
Go watch Contagion on Netflix, Tim. That came out one week before this Coronavirus. I don't know one person that has this disease, yet I know several that had the flu a few months ago. Yet there are countless celebrities now that have it. Get the f*** out of here
no one comes close to this. The Tim Dillon will not be televised
😂😂we're spoiled man. This dude's podcast is legitimately an A+ standup bit everytime😂😂 I just started listening to this pod and this is better than 97% of the standup specials. I wish it was 9/11 hahahaha, what a great writer
"China is taking people and throwing them in a furnace" bahahhahah, come on man. This is guy's delivery is TOO good. "They gonna put the gun in your throat" 😂😂😂
Truth. I feel like im back ten years ago when i was watching Rogan and maron and comedy bang bang
he spits venom that is so measured. hes one of the good ones! 🍺✊😎
his Gary Vee bit was so good 🤣
@Chemical Shed The Wuhan God
I'm a trucker trying my best too bring food. You make my life a little better Tim. Thank you.
Kris Pafford thanks bro! I’m on the road for my job all and I see you guys everywhere- you deserve thanks.
Thanks, man! Im repairing schools, its nice and quiet 😂
Kris Pafford same here! This guy somehow gives you some hope and it feels good to hear this guy on the road !
Kris Pafford thank you for your service !
Well I’m a lot lizard and I service the truckers. Show me some respect too!
"I just want to be able to be photographed helping people."
We need Tim Dillon to host his own GTA radio station.
Is there a tim dillon eddie bravo?
Oh dear God I want these podcasts on the radio.
That is a magnificent idea 👏🏻👏🏻
Tim Dillon needs to be a character in GTA6. Possibly the player character...
Lmao...I remember Opie& Anthony..days .. . Patrice Oneal. And Tim Dillion on the same dial would be legit I'm GTA dial
*video starts* “Aww i wish it was 911!” 😂😂😂
Lmao
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
This is the only thing keeping me sane during this damn quarantine.
Chris Hansen take a seat for me
Im still watching his episodes for the 3rd time
The Tim Dillon Show is the most hilarious hour on RUclips - every week, consistently.
And better than a number of Netflix specials
Get on his patreon! Like for real, every Tuesday he puts out a bonus and once a month he does a super exclusive one for the 20$ tier where he goes Hard in the conspiracy paint!
I love Tim’s free flow. The places he goes off the cuff, it’s so hilarious. It’s cool. To just follow along and then just gut laugh.
It really is like comedy jazz
There is no other podcast where I'm actively listening to it and not doing something else. This is great.
The black shirts add to the disembodied Charlie Rose aesthetic. Into it.
The absolute truest roast of podcasts: "Why does your studio look like an adult treehouse?"
every episode is awesome now. i'm loving the pandemic arc of this show
“I will fight a middle aged woman” hahahaha
This was around the peak of the Tim Dillon show. Pandemic times were great with this one.
i wish i had found it back then seriously
The opening of this podcast may be one of the greatest podcast openings I've ever seen. He's actually very insightful in many subjects and hilarious.
He's a nuanced guy and is well versed in history and politics.
Timmy really championing the "Floating head and 2 floating arms" look this episode
The voice of reason in these strange times.
Thank you Tim & Ben, this podcast has become pure catharsis for me at this point. You are both essential workers my friend.
PS "This Is Not A Snowday" is the new "Life In The Big City".
This is entertaining to listen to almost a year later.
Still going hard 2 years later
@Joseph Price reconvene in a year
@Joseph Price You guys have any openings?
Tim looks like a manager at the Olive Garden.
Tim Dillon is no longer sponsored by Polo Ralph Lauren. Tim and Ben only wear Lacoste now.
Christian Slater you stink
Was a little sad to see Tim not wearing RL
"My family hates each other and that's what I love about them." -Tim Dillon
Waited all goddamn day. Timmy D is the A+ content that keeps 2020 making sense
@Chemical Shed first one ive ever paid for to hear the archives totally worth it.
So glad you didn't get banned from ymh.
"we cant get masks to nurses... do you know how many frozen yogurt shops we have in this country?"
She
She loves iloves 😊😊😊
She 888i8888
The real hero in these trying times. Tim Dillon will unite us all.
"The Irish and the Italians have destroyed this country." Tim Dillon 2020.
@Mike Lee ok wasp
Lmao
@Mike Lee Hahaha post that on /pol/
@Mike Lee haha! Built by wasps my arse
This is Tim Dillon's era. Since Patrice nine years of whatever and then this murderer. Thank you Tim Dillon.
“You don’t wanna burn the hospitals, I get it.”
- Tim Dillon 2020
"Why doesn't your studio look like an adult treehouse?"
FUUUUUCK , IM WEAK. xD
I'm a nurse and I was just talking with my coworker about how much it must suck if you dont have a job that you get to leave your house for. Work is hectic but at least Im not sitting around the house all day everyday.
Uh-huh! Im fixin’ up schools these days and its nice and quiet! My life is 95% unchanged.
This is the first show i actually feel better after listening to. Trying to pretend like everything's cool people are sick of hearing about it... no it's just you need to make light of it. This is the perfect example
Tim, it is time to step it up and start pumping out 3-4 videos a week on RUclips. You will never again have a more captive audience watching at home! This is the time for audience building. -hugsnkisses
Man has a point Tim, -fingersnpenises
No
Can’t rant hard for an hour straight every other day, need that week to build up content/world news/ current events etc
@@BobbyBlancoGaming
You're saying that someone who talks for a living can't produce 3 hours of captivating words per week? By my probably perfect calculations there are at least a billion hours in a week.
Tim can pick anyone one of his favorite words and arrange them in a particular order so their harmonic vibrations illicit spasmadic convolutions in my diaphragm. Because isn't that what comedy is all about.
emf 1200 um yah but the rest of his rants and content go to patreon where people pay for him to go the extra mile. I just don’t see him doing that for RUclips bro
Why isn’t Tim really famous yet? when even during a world wide crisis he is undeniably the most entertaining talking mouth out here.
I think he now is pretty famous. Hell get a Netflix special but he deserves his own show. By far my favorite personality on earth.
Hes too real for the masses lol
@@jasonkrapf Netflix deal ain’t looking too hot
Fuck Netflix, dude sells out shows all over the world!
Ben's constant nodding makes Tim's rants so much funnier
Just discovered Tim Dillon. He is perhaps the closest living thing to Patrice O'neal. He has all the talent to be among the super-elites of comedy by his early 40s.
The only thing that makes the experience of listening to Tim Dillon better is Tim Dillon in VR
"Swimmin in the crick..., its sewage now" 🤣🤣🤣😢😢😢
I'm new to this podcast and it's legit up there as the funniest podcasts of all time.
Dillon is on another level. This podcasts is gonna be massive.
Norman on the Pod would be amazing.
Binging all your episodes now. Thanks for all the laughs in this wild times.
tim Dillon is the only person i have ever been able to listen to the same podcast more then once.
It’s fun listening to Tim go at it from this side early on and then completely switch. Listening through these old ones is like an archeological dig of hyper opinions.
“They get a vote and you get a vote.” This is my second listen. I am usually forced by proxy to listen to all my husbands podcasts and while I enjoy most of them. This is by far my favorite episode of any cast ever. Sorry Skanks, Bonfire, Shane and Matt, and RAP. Love y’all still, but this is the funniest ever. 😂😂
Opening monologue was on point Tim!
Finally. Our fearless leader is back!
"When is chick-fil-A gonna open back up"
What a long strange journey its been. Started the quarantine with Tim Dillon and we keep listening strong
Between the comedy hit bits..
I've never known a comedian
dropping truth bombs on the regular.
Good stuff.
Bill Hicks.. rest his soul. Tim is fucking great
Last time I was this early the second tower was still standing
King Zeros its still standing is the punchline
Nice
"I will fight a middle-aged woman" - this is what we need to hear pre-apocalypse 💎
Very weird listening to this episode again, seeing where we’re at 9 months later. Great show!
Tim planning my Easter meal 🤣😂🤣😂
I'm losing it listening to this! HYSTERICAL. Thank you Tim!!!!
Tim’s outlook is so refreshing and honest. Fvcking hilarious.
Thank you for not saying "fucking".
Still hilarious over 2 years later. Gold
Timeless podcast lol
Fake documentary about tim "helping" please
Hello Covid-19. Its me, Tim.
Tim Dillion is the best
Tim is so right about wanting space.
As someone who works in the medical progression in the UK aka the NHS where nothing works, the idea of kneeling before Tim with a stethoscope is a photo I really bloody want!! 📸😂
Tim Dillon might be my favourite person to hear speak. Ever.
The opening joke is better than the biggest stand-ups closers
This was the episode that got me hooked on Timmy D! The "ugh, I just wish it was like 9/11!" is such a crazy good opening punch.
High quality, low cost podcast.
On my son
He's not wrong
"Go get a car, fatty" still hits in 2023 🤣
Tom is now the floating head of reason. I Stan.
Ben has the best job in the world.
came from Whitney's podcast, there's something old school as shit about these rants but with a modern informed opinion, love it
This is the highlight of my Sunday, thanks Tim.
"Uh, i just wish this was like 9/11...... it was the fall" love you timmy, so fun!!
Don't ever stop Tim
This man is a treasure.
“Garlic knot” has me crying
“Hang in the dr will be in a minute...” 😂😂😂😂
National Treasure. Most of the planet is missing out.
9/11 was a pretty good time for me. Way better than now.
I'm about to be 34, my life sucks now. Bills, deaths, my cat has terminal cancer.
9/11 everyone I loved was still alive. I still lived with my mom and only had to buy weed and video games. My cat was a cute little kitten.
I could wish for nothing more than to go back and relive 9/11.
Sorry for your loss brother, 32 here. Hope you’re hanging in there.
I was wondering who bill was at first, and why his death hit you so hard 😂
911 was simpler times
We don't need Guest's Tim, just your hot self
It's the End Times and Tim is in ketosis and broadcasting for our sakes.
Omg this guy is hilarious “I don’t care if you was selling mask to nurses” I’m dead 😂
The Boomer bit always has home dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the best show on or off tv or earth.
Honestly, I started listening to Tim in a very dark period in my life... He is not that funny when you are down, but once you are up in spirits he becomes one of the funniest comedians out there... His very dark, but very zeitgeist appropriate humor requires emotional strength to be fully appreciated.
He’s actually extremely funny when you’re down because he’ll remind you we aren’t as special as we pretend to be and that there are a lot of people that are dealing with much bigger things than you or me
Loud Pack it depends why you are down
im pretty down but i think he's funny. maybe he's just not funny to YOU while YOU were down.
Saturday... Coffee...Tim Dillon ranting ......this my church now The Wuhan God lol
I ♥️ Tim Dillon
When he said "I am stuck with you rejects" I was offended but then I looked at my life and was like your right.
😂 He’s talking about Joe Rogan here at 13:00 .... since the pandemic, he interviewed in a row; Bert, Callen, Segura, Diaz.
Yasir Khalil , l figured he was! Cheers! 😊
Yasir Khalil for some reason these LA comedians keep right on having friends over doing pods. Tsk tsk tsk
100% Rogan
Synchronicities. Gnostism, self-improvement, transhumanism
Tim was just on Your Mom's House wasn't he?😆
This was his darkest hour
Love you Tim. Keep up the good work. Hope to see you in a show someday once these crazy times end.
3:00 Tim Dillon is a fucking delight in these putrid times
Keep it up Tim. Thanks for the content and being real, not counting the jokes.
Your making our life better keep it up
The intubated SHOULD be assembling packages of high-quality jewels for the masses.
Totally agree. This pandemic would be too much to bare without a perfectly set stone from Jewels By Podcaster Tim Dillon! 😉 ✌🏻
Tim dillion is slowly taking the place of my favorite comedian of all time
Just your podcasts are more than enough, thanks for the healing!
Tim giving lifestyle advice.... 👌🏽
39:00 best Easter food rant
This is the only reason I'm still alive
That intro, just a few seconds in, and I can see why. Fucking hilarious
Tim suggesting 90-120 day quarantine is very cute sounding in 2021.
Underrated episode here as far as views go
"I dont think we can do a 120 day quarantine". Oh boy this aged terribly lol.