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I'm an outlier, living on the fringe of society literally and metaphorically.. This podcast reaches me and brings entertainment and levity to my world. Thank you.
There's cool people and REAL people. Cool is poseur, and i will take real over poseur every time because the eventually the cool facade falls away to nothing.
I tried listening to D'Elia's podcast a couple of times. It was lame. He tries to do what Tim Dillon or Bill Burr does, but can't get it quite done. I wonder if he's (or was) a better comedian.
@@thedonofthsht76-58 ya I saw it. Brendan cried. Gotta be tough to see a friend get cancelled. They gonna have to address it for longer than 5 minutes.
@@smollgar Not just the fact that he will be dealt with, but the fact that he looked up to him and were genuinely friends. Thats gotta be tough. Imagine your best friend turned out to kill people ... I'm holding back judgment until all the facts are out. With the way the world is, people are quick to send people off to walk the plank and im not about that. Their going after Rogan for god sakes.. I'm waiting for the real info!
He (understandably) doesn't admit he knew about D'elia's underage fetish, but most likely he did all along, just like every comic in the store. That shit goes around quick if there's any truth to it. Just like when he said "the week ain't over, might be more people that won't be comin to the store anymore". D'elia ain't the only one who's doing suspect shit.
InterestingNameHere How would Schaub be devastated? He’s your typical football jock who has little respect for women and has been around men doing God knows what. He’s a ‘good guy’ but certain conversations that he’s too comfortable have exposed his real views on a lot of this shit. But he’ll have to look sad for the camera.
Who's surprised by chris? The way he acts, how he dresses and his shit standup is all aimed towards teenagers. He grew up rich and good looking and has power. Once you get so many woman you need more to feed your need
This is unfair to everyone else doing comedy or talking current affairs. Shut it down, everyone else should quit. The final punchline is too much, give this man the crown.
Chris D'elia and other LA comics are having a tough time right now and are probably going to crash and burn and I can't wait for Tim to rise like a phoenix from their ashes and take over.
I think he has Jamie edit out the really raunchy parts and then him and his family just straight up Chromecast it on there living room 72 inch and they all giggle together. But the trt is only for Joe, yoked out in his fifty's. Good for him honesty is a lost art. Also that man will kick you through a fucking wall.
I knew what he was doing and I still laughed both times. Ben going “Chris D’Elia?” knowing Tim was gonna say some bullshit and STILL laughing when Tim did was brilliant.
Most of Chris' friends and peers are avoiding this topic like Covid and what does Tim do other than very clearly bring it up and discuss it? the savage works the allegations into his sponsor reads. Diaz and Dillon are g'damn American heroes
Phenomenal podcast. Fucken brilliant. I needed this episode. Thank you Tim i dont know why but I knew you were the one with the balls to speak on what appears to be the tragic end of delias career and basically his life.
I lost my wedding ring a few weeks ago and I’ve been looking for a new one and then Tim comes on with this BEAUTIFUL sells pitch. Looks like I’m buying a ring today
re: D’elia... Under 1 minute and starts! We know we can count on you Tim!! @ :58 seconds he lets us know he’s about to get into it. 2:43 brings up the show “You”, says D’elia’s name first time @ 3:54 he says his name 1st time..... 😂😂 4:55 discusses Chris as a “Cool Comedian” celebrities fans etc... 5:46 discusses that it was well known Chris got laid, having multiple women waiting at The Comedy Store etc.. 7:06 discusses if women are of age vs if they’re under age, if underage possibility of court in future and more. Might add and fix timestamps later but gonna have another drink and listen! Thanks for the upload tonight!!!
Ben laughing is one of my favorite parts of the show. He's like that guy from the tom green show that just sat in the back holding a coffee mug and laughing randomly..
Hallelujah! It's time for the Church of Tim Dillion.. What a beautiful Father's Day Sunday treat! Praise be to the the Almighty Ridge Wallet and the Patron Saint of Magic Spoon.. Long live the fucking KING!!!
Oh, c'mon, he was wrong on stuff before and after 9/11, but I love the whole œuvre. Little more fiery early on, little more refined and learned later. Granted, he did go from pretty good to pretty bad on national security, but even between the bullshit, he was an incredible writer, teacher, resource.
Recent subscriber, totally enthralled with the flow of consciousness coupled with brutal truths mixed with a dark, beautifully constructed undertone of foreshadowing coinciding with the base concept of the reality we are escaping from. Haunting, terrifying, gorgeous and insightful. Tim dillion you are one of the greats, the way you pontificate thoughts mixed with ads and just pure insightful improvisational comedy is amazing. Your style is just continuous and building I can't find the climax yet because you peak from jump.
Tim, you're a fucking comedy god. Selfishly, I hope you never blow up too big because I'm afraid they'll try to cancel you, but the world needs more Tim Dillon!
he makes a lot of chilling points about the clamping down on free speech and the surveillance state technocracy taking over. I also think this is what's really happening.
That's because that is what's really happening. It's hard to miss imo but respect for recognizing it all the same. It's a low bar, this would be obvious to most people in any previous recent decade. I miss the 90s when people were cool more so, generally speaking. There's an army of NPC nerds out there I avoid people now much as I can. Not to say that's the answer either.
"hes probably on peyote' .. "he makes rings FUCKING buy em" TIM YOURE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME thank you for all this content. its impossible to be unhappy while listening to you.
I had a dream Tim and me got some burgers. He drove me around while he ate them all then told me to get out. Some times I wonder if it was really a dream
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I'm an outlier, living on the fringe of society literally and metaphorically..
This podcast reaches me and brings entertainment and levity to my world.
Thank you.
Give tim more money
😆 😆 😆"Cuz what I know about the Clintons is...... They are beautiful people." -Tim Dillon 2020 **Before the Collapse**
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I hope Tim Dillon never gets super famous and can’t say what he wants. This podcast is too good to lose.
I think as long as he doesn't hit up under aged girls (rip Chris) he'll be fine
It already happened obviously
I genuinely want mr dillon to fail so bad that I can afford to pay him to tell me how to feel...
He's already pandering to BLM. Probably to keep his spot at Whitney Cummings stunning estate
I also hope Tim never makes it. He may complain about us dregs in the audience (I have never had a job) but I never want him to leave us.
Tim: my audience isn’t the cool people. Me: takes long, hard look in the mirror, nods in agreement.
There's cool people and REAL people. Cool is poseur, and i will take real over poseur every time because the eventually the cool facade falls away to nothing.
🤣💁🏻♀️
@@cecilyt006 Spoken like somebody that has no idea on how to be cool.
Janckeriswatchingyou lmfaoooo
lmfao, im a fan
“You’re surprised the man who’s hotel room you went to at 3am wasn’t a gentleman” 😂 Tim always telling them hard truths
The only thing that makes me happier than this podcast is a perfectly set stone
You should try baking a nice quiche.
Or maybe a nice filet from a corporate steakhouse
A fat girl with a very clean car ain't bad either
I can only endorse this if the jewels are low cost and high quality.
@@boliver30 They’ll likely be high cost, low quality
Tim looking more long islander than ever with his relaxed fit hanes tee and unquenchable anger
Tim looking like a snack
'unquenchable' ftw
lmao yes, unbuttoned
What fucking buttons?
it been a long week
It's a knife fight out here folks
yeah literally
Yup
That was the funniest moment in podcast history
🔪🗡️
“Knife fights in Malibu” needs to be the name of his next special.
Tim Dillion: "I hope these allegations aren't true, but I also hoped that keto would work." :-D
omg yes, I'm laughing so hard right now
@Ben R. Addressed it? Dunno but Luis J Gomes talked about it.
@@Mjhavok where was that?
@@davidperez5089 I don't recall the timestamp, sorry dude. Really discourteous of me.
@@Mjhavok no sweat
With Delia gone Tim is going to be moving up the corporate ladder
he's too fat and not gay enough.
Ryan Vogel *its a knife fight out there*
Tims dad isn't a successful Hollywood producer though
Steve H. Hot take... and seems likes it’s true
@@steveh.7268 But Tims daddy is Joe Rogan
Tim: “Does Chris P’edelia being canceled mean that I’ll get better spots at the comedy store? Yes, but that’s not what this is about.” 😁😆😄
"P'edelia" 😂
Help me with this one: Chris Diddle'ya/D'diddleya. I can't decide which punctuation works best.
He always seemed liked a perv to me
I tried listening to D'Elia's podcast a couple of times. It was lame. He tries to do what Tim Dillon or Bill Burr does, but can't get it quite done. I wonder if he's (or was) a better comedian.
@@currentresident3775 nah he isn't really. If Tim Dillon is your thing then he'd probably never appeal to you.
@@lewa9575 This. It's Bill Hicks versus Gallagher.
I read the title in Tim's voice and genuinely laughed, out loud, before hitting play. A rare YT treat.
Finally a comic willing to address the delia situation. Tim dillon is for real✊✊✊
Well using comic loosely, Schaub and callen brought it up
@@thedonofthsht76-58 ya I saw it. Brendan cried. Gotta be tough to see a friend get cancelled. They gonna have to address it for longer than 5 minutes.
@@smollgar Not just the fact that he will be dealt with, but the fact that he looked up to him and were genuinely friends. Thats gotta be tough. Imagine your best friend turned out to kill people ... I'm holding back judgment until all the facts are out. With the way the world is, people are quick to send people off to walk the plank and im not about that. Their going after Rogan for god sakes.. I'm waiting for the real info!
He (understandably) doesn't admit he knew about D'elia's underage fetish, but most likely he did all along, just like every comic in the store. That shit goes around quick if there's any truth to it. Just like when he said "the week ain't over, might be more people that won't be comin to the store anymore". D'elia ain't the only one who's doing suspect shit.
InterestingNameHere How would Schaub be devastated? He’s your typical football jock who has little respect for women and has been around men doing God knows what. He’s a ‘good guy’ but certain conversations that he’s too comfortable have exposed his real views on a lot of this shit. But he’ll have to look sad for the camera.
Wonder if Callen goes by "the kid" so much because of how much Delia is always touching him
Callen did get the same surgery as underage asians do
@@ryanvogel9610 it's funny cos it sounds most likely
Wait, is Delia being cancelled now? What I miss?
No, Delia became a comedian so he could touch "the kid" without raising suspicion.
Who's surprised by chris? The way he acts, how he dresses and his shit standup is all aimed towards teenagers. He grew up rich and good looking and has power. Once you get so many woman you need more to feed your need
Tim: I don't know what it is to have a cool audience like D'Elia
Me a Saturday night playing video games while on substance: ok you win this one
Lmao i was the exact same, I was like "what is he talking about" then looked down at my grotesque body mindlessly clicking through videogame dialogue
Which substance my friend ?
Which substance pal?
@@TheGeorgeous booze and weed, like a complete winner
@@Fabian080690 Lol. You can't call them substances anymore.
You need opioids. Lose yourself to the sackler family. Like Tim said
"What's a hebephile? Some one that likes jews??"
-the most Long Island thing ever said.
GoldenCheese what dat mean
I think you decide!
Serena del Mar a hebephile is a person attracted to post-pubescent underage people
@@headfullofacid8088 so everyone
No polo shirt tonight, bois. Tim’s off the wagon.
Wait for it...
Buy shares in Beefeater Gin.
Hes on the wagon, how do you think they would deliver alcohol back in the days?
more like out of laundry lol
Yeah a T-shirt and no visible sunburns, definitely a change of pace to say the least
Gd this is hilarious he’s top 5 funniest people in the country he should move to Florida and start his cult
His cult members should call themselves "jewelers" so they don't forget their roots.
I have a cult
Tim can buy Holy Land ✝️✝️✝️ ... Orlando.gov
He isn't top 5MILLION.
Good one you nailed it
Tim, i love you more than my deeply embedded homophobia would ever allow me to admit
#ladda14
“Jesus Christ the ads on this show” lmfaoooo
The CHOP is just people living life in the big city
The apex of life in the big city lol
Is CHOP the second state in CHAZ?
@@ryanvogel9610 they changed the name
They will soon learn what its like to be invaded
@@hoondagang4919 yes soon
This is unfair to everyone else doing comedy or talking current affairs. Shut it down, everyone else should quit.
The final punchline is too much, give this man the crown.
Wait for this every week
Tim just murdered it...some one give this man millions and let him create anything he wants, we will consume.
Billions
Weakling
Chris D'elia and other LA comics are having a tough time right now and are probably going to crash and burn and I can't wait for Tim to rise like a phoenix from their ashes and take over.
Yup....
Hes already taken over, just won't ever be in the mainstream.
@Luke Johns Tim's ashes was coke
@Luke Johns ya everyone knows that but it sounded better saying he would rise from their ashes 🙄
I like to believe that Joe Rogan lowkey watches this show at home on the toilet, giggling.
He liked a clip from this episode on instagram. Tim's latest post. He definitely watches.
Howling I bet
I think he has Jamie edit out the really raunchy parts and then him and his family just straight up Chromecast it on there living room 72 inch and they all giggle together. But the trt is only for Joe, yoked out in his fifty's. Good for him honesty is a lost art. Also that man will kick you through a fucking wall.
@@charlietruble4832 you had me cracking up 🤣
Love from Germany 🇩🇪❤️🇺🇲
The most disgusting thing about Chris D'Elia is that his last special just wasn't very good
It was fucking terrible.
hahahahahahaha
Was really bad that’s 💯
Just like the most disgusting thing about Bill Cosby was the hypocrisy
That's because underaged girls don't make very good critics.
Didn't D'elia have a whites-only Starbucks in his house? That's life in the big city.
Every Starbucks I've been to has young girls working there.
Ricky good point
Pretty sure one of the girls worked there. I heard it had to close due to covid and now the meetings are taking place elsewhere
He also was in the midst of opening a blacks only Pete’s cafe... crazy stuff
I wish i had my own personal Tim Dillon to keep me company all day . Pod casts are great
🤣 Tim dragging it out in the beginning.... pure genius.
I knew what he was doing and I still laughed both times. Ben going “Chris D’Elia?” knowing Tim was gonna say some bullshit and STILL laughing when Tim did was brilliant.
Best callback closer I’ve ever heard in a podcast, like a perfect end to a special! Well done!
Most of Chris' friends and peers are avoiding this topic like Covid and what does Tim do other than very clearly bring it up and discuss it? the savage works the allegations into his sponsor reads. Diaz and Dillon are g'damn American heroes
Sam Tripoli had a great take, so did Theo Von. Tbh though they're not necessarily obligated to like everyone seems to expect they are.
dear god this show is a breath of fresh air
Ain't that the truth, I found it like yesterday or the day before maybe and can't stop watching. Been binging hard like GOT level binging.
You need to go outside more
AN HOUR AND A HALF JOKE, AND TIM BROUGHT IT BACK AROUND AT THE END! AMAZING
Stone cold assassin....my absolute favorite. He is way more than a comic, so grateful to see where this experience takes us.
Tim Dillon is truly the GOAT.
thanks for actually addressing what every major podcast is scared to
Matt and Shanes secret Podcast also talked about it and Redbar did a whole episode but that still wasn't as funny as Schaub cryin about it.
lamo lambda
Brendan crying made Chris look more guilty imo, I thought he was joking first but he made it look so final by crying lol
@Douglas Fisher FACTS!
I just found this dude a few days ago and this guy has no filter in an age where comedians are afraid of the woke mob. Keep it up
I like that Tim's sidekick stays mostly quiet. Tim needs a lot of speaking space.
When will Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon be tradable on the stock market?
You have to cultivate an image of luxury and contempt first.
Maybe if you could move some product, it would
We need seed investors
1:14 of hilarious fluff followed by twenty minutes of laying it down. Nice
They are way to valuable and luxurious for the petty stock market, in fact the market would prob crash if that happened
This man is single handedly getting me through lockdown with a little bit of help from Ben too
Phenomenal podcast. Fucken brilliant. I needed this episode. Thank you Tim i dont know why but I knew you were the one with the balls to speak on what appears to be the tragic end of delias career and basically his life.
I lost my wedding ring a few weeks ago and I’ve been looking for a new one and then Tim comes on with this BEAUTIFUL sells pitch. Looks like I’m buying a ring today
Tim’s take on everything is so authentic and hilarious
2 apt adjectives
Dude it’s like 3 minutes in and I’m CRYING laughing
as soon as chris apologized publicly , he made himself look guilty af lol.
When did he apologize ?
@@rus2thes0uL on Thursday via TMZ
Yeah that was rough lol. You would think his team of publicists could have done a little better than that
Maybe because ... HE IS GUILTY AF
Yeah hes obviously guilty
This show is like a secret dark corner of reason within the interwebs
Yes like finding a rare treasure. Or jewel if you will.
"Life In The Big City"
How dare you try to keep me up all night by posting this right now.
I'm glad Tim really put on his Sunday best for us!
re: D’elia... Under 1 minute and starts! We know we can count on you Tim!! @ :58 seconds he lets us know he’s about to get into it. 2:43 brings up the show “You”, says D’elia’s name first time @ 3:54 he says his name 1st time..... 😂😂 4:55 discusses Chris as a “Cool Comedian” celebrities fans etc... 5:46 discusses that it was well known Chris got laid, having multiple women waiting at The Comedy Store etc.. 7:06 discusses if women are of age vs if they’re under age, if underage possibility of court in future and more.
Might add and fix timestamps later but gonna have another drink and listen! Thanks for the upload tonight!!!
Thank you
And remember guys...
*Life Rips*
Got it tattooed on my stomach!
@@steroidbrah so ssssss'sad
And even when it doesnt rip, life still rips!
This one is gonna leave a dent haha
@@YReezyGang s'sad
Ocean Prime mortgages and buffet. Fueled by jewels from Istanbul Knife fights in the big city
Ben laughing is one of my favorite parts of the show. He's like that guy from the tom green show that just sat in the back holding a coffee mug and laughing randomly..
Hell yea, his name was Phil, what a great show!!
Tim is a true legend in the making
Geezuz the first 20 mins were🔥🔥 strapped in!
I wish I had someone to quietly consider my insane rants.
loool
We all need a Ben in our life
What we need is a compilation of Tim Dillon's ads, they have been outstanding
my number 1 jeweler is leaving la??? where else am I going to buy jewlery amd jewlery accessories??! TIMMY NO
Not only another hilarious episode, Tim let's his wisdom show at the end. This guy is amazing.
Tim's Ad Reads are so funny, and silly, but he brings his sincerity, and trust he's earned from us fans to spotlight some awesome companies! 😎👍
I really need this, was literally thinking about watching one of your old JREs. Tough day yesterday.
Hang in there ponyboy
Watch trump's rally
I love how he brings it full circle at the end. Enjoying your content Tim and the other guy.
*WELL WE WERE ALL WAITING FOR THIS ONE FOLKS* *NOT GOOD*
Chris was showing his support for Joe Biden
yea trump was the teen pageant extraordinaire. get your candidates right
Kiran seems like both may have demons
this podcast is like a knife fight
That last bit was like music to my ears.
Stunning Estate
The ending is the funniest ending to a podcast I’ve ever seen😂😂😂
Jesus Christ that blue chew ad almost made me wreck my car
10:48 “As cop cars are seen through the window, and this is maybe literally now!” For D’elia
"He's, like, Bieber's favorite comic."
Not sure that's the endorsement you think it is.
57:20 the next 5 minutes is comedy gold, I’m dying
Also the anvil ad is amazing, this guy is the real deal
Trust me BABIES this is 22 minutes of straight fire!!!
Oh thank god!!! I was severely thrown off without Tim's blue collared shirt in the beginning.... The world is not ending.
Week 30... Making my own soap, handwashing cloths in the bathtub, and eating the neighbors cats for dinner 🐱 🍽
You, me and every other comic in NYC.
L̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶R̶a̶p̶e̶s̶.̶
😎🤟🏻
Hallelujah! It's time for the Church of Tim Dillion.. What a beautiful Father's Day Sunday treat! Praise be to the the Almighty Ridge Wallet and the Patron Saint of Magic Spoon.. Long live the fucking KING!!!
Chris probably looked at the script and had about 50 notes for the writers on how he would do it more realistically 16:35
The last 15 minutes of this podcast needs be told to all high school seniors before they are let loose in the world....fucking gold
The Christopher Hitchens of our generation
Oh, c'mon, he was wrong on stuff before and after 9/11, but I love the whole œuvre. Little more fiery early on, little more refined and learned later. Granted, he did go from pretty good to pretty bad on national security, but even between the bullshit, he was an incredible writer, teacher, resource.
Some of his late literary essays are great, and the whole Atheist Awakening was a good time with lots of quality speech.
That was the greatest ending bit in podcast history
The GOAT.
💯
57:10 One of his best bits .
I hate visiting the gfs parents, I'll wake up in such a crusty mood. This pod had me belly laughing so hard I made them cookies.
How he brought it back to Chris at the end was masterly
Tim Trillion, it’s a knife fight.
The beginning encapsulates why I love Tim.
ZERO FUCKS to give. Hey TBS.. do you do any of your marketing? 😂
It would have been hilarious if Chris just went on twitter and his podcast as usual and just never acknowledged it.
If he did he might still have recovered but hes done bud
Bro very low key that would have been funny af I’m disappointed in him but that would’ve been funny
Recent subscriber, totally enthralled with the flow of consciousness coupled with brutal truths mixed with a dark, beautifully constructed undertone of foreshadowing coinciding with the base concept of the reality we are escaping from. Haunting, terrifying, gorgeous and insightful. Tim dillion you are one of the greats, the way you pontificate thoughts mixed with ads and just pure insightful improvisational comedy is amazing. Your style is just continuous and building I can't find the climax yet because you peak from jump.
Tim lookin' like a "60 Days In" contestant that quit when someone stole his sticky buns on day two.
Tim, you're a fucking comedy god. Selfishly, I hope you never blow up too big because I'm afraid they'll try to cancel you, but the world needs more Tim Dillon!
Just came here for the ad reads 😁
1. Tim Dillon
2. Bill Burr
Everyone else
Forgot Nick Mullen
I cried laughing throughout this podcast.
Tim is brilliant. Glad I found this.
The stroke I would put on Candace Owens would be life changing.
If you could get her to shut up long enough
Hell yeah, I’d make her 🐱 great again
That piece of garbage? She's dead inside for money.
Just watched Sprited away on Japanese Netflix.
THANKS TIM, AND THANK YOU EXPRESS VPN GOOD JOB!!!
he makes a lot of chilling points about the clamping down on free speech and the surveillance state technocracy taking over. I also think this is what's really happening.
hell ya tim calls it everytime!
Yep 👍
That's because that is what's really happening. It's hard to miss imo but respect for recognizing it all the same. It's a low bar, this would be obvious to most people in any previous recent decade. I miss the 90s when people were cool more so, generally speaking. There's an army of NPC nerds out there I avoid people now much as I can. Not to say that's the answer either.
I just fucking love this guy.......
Omg the You part...
"hes probably on peyote' .. "he makes rings FUCKING buy em" TIM YOURE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME thank you for all this content. its impossible to be unhappy while listening to you.
I had a dream Tim and me got some burgers. He drove me around while he ate them all then told me to get out.
Some times I wonder if it was really a dream
The ad read for express vpn after doing bluechew I mean god, I'm still in tears
The only man who we really want to address the cancel culture vultures