155 - Death By Chocolate
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- Опубликовано: 5 июл 2019
- Live from the porch in Los Angeles! Tim talks the milkshake wars, his return to Swingers diner, Billie Eilish, and Louie's appearance at Skankfest.
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Приколы
No matter what I do on RUclips I inevitably end up watching old Tim dillon, the goat
literally same
Nothing else on yt is good anymore besides this guy
@PerksPicks I found Tim when I looked up fake business one time on RUclips and was introduced to a whole new world. I've watched almost every episode and several probably more than 10 times.
@@jackslackofsurprise911the kind of person to search fake business is the same to gravitate towards him
@@jackslackofsurprise911discovering him was a huge part of getting through the pandemic for me, also unfortunately he was the screaming voice in the background as I began a little struggle with drugs (I’m better tho)
Rewatching this entire podcast because the sound of Tim Dillon screaming sanity into my ears soothes my soul.
I never though a man yelling would be therapeutic for me
Same bruh. Not the same anymore. The porch era reigns supreme
@@Cruzaman4040true
@@sairabintesalekwhy do you think middle eastern women are so quiet? Because they’re in thueraputic environments all the time.
@@patrick1714hahahaha
He’s too cynical to be cynical, his rants keep coming back full circle and it’s beautifully horrifying.
Perfectly put
If everything sucks, its all beautiful
"Turn your back on God"
-Tim Dillon, reading a Wix ad.
which he immediately followed up with "but for the love of god"
Done.
"But for the love of God, ...or whatever"
Every Tim Dillon podcast is funnier than most comic's 1 hour specials. And it's all fucking improv. Guy's a genius.
Tim Dillon's rants are like a colonic for the mind.
The only podcast I dont skip through the ads 😂😂😂
Best ad reads ever
Lol
Amen brotha.
I hope they’re paying him enough for those ads lol bc they fucking work
The best
Porch days was peak Tim
The Best Episodes fr
If Tim figures out how to be this same guy when on stage doing standup he’s instantly one of the worlds biggest comedians
He is getting there, if he was more mainstream with the opinions he would be a mega star but for what type of comedy he does he is huge.
Tim needs a pool boy to wave a fan on him throughout the podcast
this is all too relevant 14 months later, nearly prophetic
He called the Jeff Epstein scenario before it happened too. I swear this guy has some MAJOR foresight
Right? He finally met little xan and had him on the podcast
@@laylabuckley9108 thank Alex Jones
One of the most important learnings I have taken away from this podcast is that I need a website and shouldnt be ashamed to be a soul sucking demon
*Great insight* 🤗
Soul sucking demons are strangely compassionate
37:22 Hilarious Billie eilish rant
Tim is the only one that can rant truth about that bitch.
She is a kid leave her alone
I like the song and the video and the rant
@@lancegoodthrust546 calm down lmao
@@P.Aether she told us all she’s the devil, and then told us to vote Biden…. Tim is always ahead of his time
"They're taking an Uber to the revolution" - Great quote 😂
I honestly can't handle most podcasts without the visual. Even audio books I'm too ADHD for. I appreciate your free hilarity. Thank you so much! Keep it up buddy, you're brilliant!
It really does add something too it. Same with Joe Rogan’s podcasts. It’s so different watching then just listening. I find myself paying attention more and laughing more, probably because Tim is so animated that it adds a lot to his rants/jokes. There are some podcasts I don’t need to watch and can just listen in the car, like Bill Burr... but something about Tim, Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz, and Theo Von (ALSO Robin Williams rip) when they film their podcasts/skits it really makes it more entertaining (if that’s even possible haha). Some of my favorite podcasts mentioned here. Tim is amazing and so unique. His dark humor/style combined with how smart he is and how cynical/how much he despises the world and government, I learn/laugh soooo much and relate to a ton of shit he says/feels and experienced. The fact that he can riff off a random topic on the spot for over 10-15 minutes is some serious talent! If he was in a freestyle rap battle but it was just comedy he would destroy the battle and basically just rant the whole time and go over his allotted time and the other person would just leave hahahha!
he should be thanking us for taking the time to watch his fatass. i could be posting on qanon right now.
30:14
“This is the time of the huckster, the con artist, the snake oil salesman, the cult leader, the liar, the cheat, the thief!”
CHILLS
maybe it always has been
i like that youre outside
it's healthy
i love seeing a simple, genuine compliment in RUclips comments. so rare 😻🙏
I like that you like that he's outside
@@scottlewis9947 Me too.
I thought you’d get “me too’d” far more than just once on this comment
53:30 best ad read EVER!!
when you skip the ads you miss out on the show. genius.
The promescent ad was a journey
Lol I’m listening to it now and it escalated quickly
PROTECT TD AT ALL COSTS!
He would just eat the milkshakes
@@brickandmorty7624 🤯
I mostly listen to podcasts when I'm doing other stuff but certain podcasts I like to sit down and watch, comedians are better to see. I like this whole porch set up, makes me feel like I'm sitting with you guys in a nice hot climate, I'm from Scotland so I feel like I'm on holiday watching you guys with the Palm trees in the background 👌 very appreciative of the free content though! :)
Tim's screams will be heard long into future after many wars, from a low charged wireless product with a cracked screen entertaining a few remaining survivors under a blown up bridge.
if i learned anything from dillon‘s podcast: he also will be soon forgotten
I don’t live in California anymore.I barely go two feet outside the front door.
I see this sunset and it makes me grin. what a dream it all was.
I put on an episode of Tim Dillion and choose a 50+ playlist, for my dreams now
I can’t sleep without it. you must know nothing but giggles and I wouldn’t ask for anything else.
Tell us more
That Promescent commercial is classic - I am gasping for air
Anyone else watching this in December of 2020 and thinking to themselves “Damn, a lot this actually happened since this came out.”?
2021 lol
2024.
Shit is getting wacky.
That ending diatribe about the future junkie waiter was so beautiful. Like a nice slice of cake. Delectable cynicism
Man looking back Costa is a legend lemon party forever
The Wix ad is the greatest thing he’s ever done. Hands down
Oh yea
Is Tim a giant or is his guest a dwarf?
@Kie Dan jesus christ thats a big person
Yes
The laugh in the background @16:01 had me dying 😂
Needs 500k + subscribers - Tim is a national treasure
Boom wassup.
oops I rounded it off in my head. Almost there. Boom.
Boom wassup.
Billie eilish bit was killer
Seriously!!
On point and on time!!
Yass! Bitch!🤣
goddamn it tim I got too high and your billy eilish rant almost gave me a heart attack from laughing too hard
That prediction at the end for the waitress at Swingers... Worth all my time in the world to listen to.
i am in tears. the billie eillish part haha--she looks like the male version of lil xan.
That Promescent ad had me in tears
That Wix advert gave me Bill Hicks vibes - an I mean that as an absolute complement. I love it man!
Chunks of of a few porch episodes should be spliced together for an HBO special. Honestly, he brings the same heat he brings on stage here on a porch with a ciggy and a twink.
The Promescent ad read might be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
As a St. Louis native and gang member “affiliate” yeah STL will motivate you to get the hell out of STL 😂😂
“I abhor violence” always kills me 😂😂😂
That Wix ad changed my life.
CamGroves im still questioning my life choices after hearing about promescent
How has your life changed
It’s almost 2024 and I still am one of those people who puts this on their tv in the living room.
Porch Era Tim still gets played on the Big Screen 👍🏾
U need to get on The Church of What's Happening Now with Coco
i would LOVE that!
They would butt heads hard, it would be straight yelling throughout
Theresa. Are u from san diego?
@@kevinsmith-vs4km sorry I am from Lansing MI
The era was pure gold.
Awesome podcast setting.
27:24 Quite possibly mai most favorite part of any Tim Dillon Ad Read since the Fake Business Tropical Paradise Hotel on the Moon Ad Read 😹
Hey where can I hear the paradise hotel ad thing
tim you are one of the best comedians and social commentators I've come across. i adore you.
“Here’s a journalist that we can pummel … here’s some proud boys we can scuffle .. these guys think they’re part of some revolutionary struggle” … bars 🎤🔥
I'm rewatching this on a big TV.
The Promescent Ad was fucking Gold
TIM DILLION IS THE SYSTEM BREAKER ... DONT LET THEM GET TO YA .. WE MUST PROTECT TIM
the russians are coming for tim
that WIX ad on 2x speed had me CRYING 😭
These older porch episodes are iconic
Ur ad reads make me think ur on some sorta list somewhere.
I've heard the little guy before. On a podcast theme song, history hyenas. wow! super cool song..thanks guy!
SERIOUSLY! Tim Dillon is the only guy doing the Heavy Lifting of carrying these ad reads ON HIS BACK! True comedic genius
Recently started listening to devons podcast hate watch after circling back thru these porch episodes.... Highly recommend
Tim Dillon's cinematic universe
Great cat!
37:22 😆 🤣 😂
His podcast is the only one that I look forward to ads.
Sometimes his ads are funnier than the podcast itself.
His ads are the only ones make me click like button.
it's wild how the stand up comics make more sense then the suits that "run" the country
He is always on, he gives me hope for comedy, the dude laughing in the back makes it funnier
If I’m listening to the podcast while working or driving no need for the video its when your watching at home not doing anything else the video keeps you engaged
"Make a song that sounds like shit.. you're gonna be a millionaire"
1:18:00 I legit got an overwhelming calm feeling when he started to describe the probable reality of this woman just aging in place. There's something about that that really was soothing in a disturbing way.
that wix ad read was absolutely phenomenal
Back in 2023 😂
I can't believe I'm actually listen to full length ads. I hope they're paying you a lot for these
"how long does a shibu inu take" fucking killed me
'Ben our producer is trans and that is why I hired him' 😂😂😂😂
Loved hearing Ben laugh his ass off in the background!
1:16:27 “ these vegan banana pancakes are pretty good.
Heil....”
😂
I just spilled my drink
introduce me to the dark lord
Come & Get Me! Mr Senator!!!
Ah I love that he mentioned East St Louis! I have videos of that place!
Videos of boarded up places in St Louis too
Also it's the Delmar loop I think
This will be looked back on as the kindling for Devan Costa’s meteoric rise
Came back to this for the ad read @ 54:00. Shit is unmatched😂😂😂
Epstein Island came true...
Promescent ad was so fire. My goodness!
The greatest quote I’ve ever heard “they are taking Ubers to the revolution “
Swingers segment = amazeballs
100%!!!
Wow, this episode ended super dark. Can't stop laughing.
tim should charge double for ad reads because hes are the best literally the only time i dont skip
I never have bought anything advertised on a podcast, until I met Tim Dillon. Now I got a fucking ridge wallet and dick spray and it's ONLY because of those ads. Fucking genius level shit
1:06:01 Swingerz.
Watching the podcasts really does add something too it. Same with Joe Rogan’s podcasts, but I’d take anything as long as I could hear them both talk every week! It’s so different watching then just listening. I find myself paying attention more and laughing more, probably because Tim is sooo animated that it adds a lot to his rants/jokes. There are some podcasts I don’t need to watch and can just listen to in the car, like Bill Burr... but something about Tim, Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz and Theo Von (ALSO Robin Williams rip) when they film their podcasts/skits it really makes it more entertaining (if that’s even possible haha). Some of my favorite podcasts mentioned here. Tim is amazing and so unique. His dark humor/style combined with how smart he is and how cynical/how much he despises the world and government, I learn/laugh soooo much and relate to a ton of shit he says/feels and experienced. The fact that he can riff off a random topic on the spot for over 10-15 minutes is some serious talent. If he was in a freestyle rap battle but it was just comedy he would destroy the battle and basically just rant the whole time and go over his allotted time the other person would just leave hahahha!
It is great. I do love it. I want to hear it and see it. And then see it 5 more times while I wait for the new episode 😅
Literally some of the funniest ads I've ever heard.
Trumps best tweet was on cinco de mayo when he tweeted: “I love Mexicans, they make the best taco bowls”
This guy said “yeah” 32 times in the first 5 minutes
it sucks when you are on live air...screw ups will happen
yeah...
It’s so dark and I love it
"They're taking an uber to the revolution" 😂
White Male Patriarchy LLC was indeed created in Colorado on 2022-02-06...Tim reading the future again
Wix.com!!!! Give this man whatever he wants!! I tune just for the Wix.com ad!
I’m never laughed harder ever
This episode needs more views
That Dad outburst at Disney really brought back the trauma. Thanks Timmy 😘
This man is incredible 😂
1:16:38 is the start of one of the most majestic fantasies ever.
I can't tell if he's joking about the appetizer or not, he makes it funny but he's also such a grotesque pigman who might actually care about this enough to get angry at some barely sentient woman with a terrible job making a mistake.
I MISS HIS OLD VOICE AND CADENCE.
Thanks for the free content. Im from st. louis and I say the exact same shit about it.
They’re taking an Uber to the revolution. Lol made Tim laugh
That Billie Eilish rant 😂😂🤣 37:22