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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- Tim explains why Arizona is the worst state in the country, Yelp's new social justice initiative, who Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedians were, documentaries about disenfranchised people, and why he's completely sick of the West.
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Yeah bay! 221 doin it well
Better question who the fuck is using YELP in 2020
Tim you prolly don't read these but on the off chance, please consider an exchange with Ryan Dawson! He's an anti neocon and can name names!
Please get Nancy Pelosi on the podcast please.
They’re Cartman and Butters all grown up and you can’t tell me otherwise
This comment needs many more thumbs ups. Butters fits perfectly: Ben grew up in the church, just like Butters' parents are Bible beaters.
🤣
Life in the big city so yes
Genuinely laughed out loud dude, and people in the supermarket que looked at me funny.
Hahhaha, nailed it!
Tims ad reads are better than some people’s comedy.
He really does though
Ye was thinking that
"Sometimes I do it, just to get the call".
mike o that had me dying! 😂
Agreed. I’d watch a Timmy d add read over 85% of the specials on netflix or what ever the fuck is on Comedy Central these days.
Tim Dillon on a GTA 6 radio show would be amazing.
It would work for all parties
This would honestly be hilarious, they should have him be the "alex jones" kind of station in the game radio
Yes!
You just blew my mind
That would be so goddamn amazing
"Life is suffering. This Airbnb sucks" -Tim Dillon
Not too many podcasts out there that get better every episode, Tim is absolutely murdering it. Saw him at Zanies in Nashville last week!
Is his stand up good? Or just fake business?
Should I move to Nashville and open up a fake business your friends would invest in?
His stand up isn’t for everyone, you really have to know what kind of dark worldview he’s coming from to get in to it. I’m sold on his podcast so far but he doesn’t have many strong bits floating around online that are just mic stand/brick wall. His Instagram sketches are first class though, he deserves a real show somewhere.
The Florida Man Of YT Comments Tampa’s coming up soon prove him wrong yes or yes
El Chapitan I’m an expat. Moved on to life in the Big City.
One of my favorite things about Tim is that he thinks whatever city he’s in, is the worst city ever💀
i just noticed that too haha
So true...... Everywhere is a shi tho le filled with the worst people/food/comedy clubs/hotels/Malls EVER. Life in the big city.
Im sure his tour manager purposely began his tour at the best which of coarse is still shit and progressively got shittier as the tour went. I doubt its his presence making these cities so shitty
And he's correct
you get comedy
Tim just may be the voice of a generation
With any luck. Yes or yes
#CRAIGSNEWS!
With him spewing fake news about Breanna Taylor I hope not the cops clearly knocked before entering
I'd have to agree....the reasonable part of it that still entertains dark humor at least lmao
@@nivangunaratne6068 her
gang banger homie boyfriend fired first...........
I always wonder what the neighbours must think when they just hear tim yelling outside
I love how Tim’s shirts always look like he pulled them out of a trash bag
Lmao feel that punch for sure
Hahaahahah zero Fs given because the other options are Jeffrey Epstein's temple and the bilderberg goat's head
Like he stole it off the rack from a Boston salvation army
He has like 4 polos
Hes under contract to wear them
tim is the last real comedian left
"I took my family to Nazi Slaves the other night, and I have to say it was delightful. They seated us in the smoking section of the Dresden room. I had the Arbeit Macht Fries and my wife had the Lobster Tail of Tears. Amazing. My kids ended the night with the Ice Cream Tower # 7, and guess what? It melts from the inside just like the commercial!"
Prove it tard
Go back to doing down and oxys again.
👀
Damn those were some well crafted jokes. 😂
HAHAHA
This right here is the most important Podcast of the decade. I've been saying for years that people are bored out of their minds which is why we are creating all of our own problems.
Tim with the beautiful, non ironed polo straight out of the suitcase. Like a true fake business professional
48:36 The greatest magic spoon commercial of all time 🤣 Never skip Tim's ads, they are fucking gold.
Time to listen to this 4 times until the next one comes out
Can I get an Amen
@@ad-archw1582 yes.... Or yes?
Yup
@@ad-archw1582 🙏
@@_NightoftheComet This can't last. I want to say yes or yes to Patreon, but then the inevitable burn out will happen sooner. And it's not like you could save these episodes, because they're topical.
Also, I've been listening to each podcast at least thrice. It's inexplicable.
I come back for the magicspoon commercial read rofl. So much gold in it
Affordable haircuts for children yes or yes.
Outstanding
Yes
Yes and yes
FOR CHRIST is a quote from Glengarry Glennross, and "life in the big city" is a quote from Robocop. Tim Dillon has good taste.
Yes
Tim is a high pressure relief valve for these times. So damn good
“Life is suffering and hell”
- Timmy D
Sounds more like Jordan Peterson
@@sethherlinger it is true though
ikr. so buddhist
#CRAIGSNEWS!
@@matguerra333 I cannot watch that show for more than five minutes at a time
Tim dillon is a legit cure for depression.
The real reason Tim is always in air bnb's is because the realtors can't tell whether or not he's serious about buying a house. Fake business is just life in the big city.
It’s a real knife fight out there
Yes or yes
"life in the big city" 😅
I baked a nice quiche today.
Anyone else ever wait for Ben to exhale after he hits his vape only to see he never does?
You gotta ghost that ish. Ben knows whats up 🙃
Do that in my grad classes. Profs only get mad if they see a cloud. If they dont you’re tight.
the next skit should be going to the restaurants that got labeled racist
That would be genius
I read the reviewwwwws 😉👌👌👌
Maybe in blackface.
"Passed the Grand Canyon, looks the same as it did when I was a kid."
Laughed soo hard I coughed up a lung
"Our special tonight is the Gaza Strip Steak."
restaurant is located next to West Bank S&L
#CRAIGSNEWS! Your picture and my album cover both came from A free Canva site. Yes or Yes?
@@matguerra333 guilty
"the cloth napkins are made from recycled, confiscated clothes of Jewish children from Auschwitz..." how quaint.
Sunglasses Tim rules. He doesn’t give a f***.
This show feels like the only thing I can get on the internet that just makes sense.
Fry Bread is a Native American dish Tim. Time to tag you on Yelp.
Nah lets just cancel him....🤤
Lol tighten up
Racist themed restaurant was the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while
There's a franchise called 'Dicks' where the wait staff make fun of you. They make paper hats with insults on them. And you can throw food on the floor and at the staff a bit. Look it up! Although, I bet they have a rule against racist jokes however lol
@@truthseeker-heyoka That's in Boston, right? That place is absurd in the best of ways. Good food, but the staff intentionally acts like assholes. Very fun.
@@harrisonharbers4577 They're everywhere. My family and I went to one in San Antonio on the river-walk a long time ago. Since I was a young child, my hat said something benign like "My mom and dad are also brother and sister" And the waiter refused to bring my sister her food, *so he set it on the other table and walked away, so she had to go get it her self.* LOL
Oh yeah IHOP, right lolol.. It's simply ambience when they sit you accordingly
Imagine sitting in the backyard of the neighbor's house trying to read a book and instead you get to listen in to this man speak TRUTH
Tim’s been doing fake business so long he’s moved to fake podcasts
Life in the big city
Fake businesses is a real knife fight
Well I mean technically his fake podcast is his most successful fake business it’s cut throat out there
Because Tim s'bag of laundry
"Sometimes I do it just so we get the call"
- Tim Dillon
Hahaha
Robin Williams Dave Chappelle level of humor. A perfect joke, said off the cuff, like it was nothing.
Tim Dillon is truly the only voice of reason left in the world
27:55 LOL everything was going so well and then Tim couldn't resist. If this really was your first time promoting this company, I'm in tears laughing about the Italy story.
Tim is 1000 times funnier than Joe and his friends! Yes or Yes?!
YES and YES
Some things go without saying
@@_NightoftheComet shroomed up commie ravings are always hilarious
I baked a nice quiche today.
1000% it’s not even close
“How about you put a floor in your home” kills me every single time.
LOL
Tim either has 1 or 50 blue Ralph Lauren shirts.
I was drinking tea during this episode, and I literally spit the last sip of tea I had during the magicspoon ad when he said "sometimes I do it just to get the call"!
I’ll flag my favorite restaurants as racist on Yelp. Hopefully I won’t have to wait nearly as long to get seated
That sounds like a great fake business.
4-D chess move right there, we'll eventually get racist businesses being the highest-rated on Yelp, make sure to invest in Big Racism
That is a grand idea
We all know Tim wanted to name this “We’re going to Nazi Slaves tonight”.
Such a shame the algorithm wouldn’t like that :(
Tim Dillon could talk on any or a wide variety of subjects for 10 hours and I would listen.
He is the best right now describing current events. He should be making a million doing the news on SNL, flown in for one day a week.
@@maxmeeks9910 snl is a business bb, they can’t pay for talent
I love how Tim talks about mansions and restaurants every week 😂😂😂
I see Tim is still wearing his Blue Polo from his last JRE.
Fat guy shirts 😂
Only carries 1 small suitcase that fits 4 polos, 4 pants, 2 pairs of underwear. Maybe some socks idk if he’s a sandals guy.
Yeah he packs light
"All gas no breaks" should follow you around, it would be the greatest documentary ever!
Really good pod Tim however the racist undertones in this podcast has forced me to give this channel a 2/5 on yelp.
I Reviewed Yelp as Racist on the app store. Just a taste of their own medicine.
Lolz to both
@@hoviksmail Lol is this is true it's hilarious 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@Jack Da Money plays 4D chess we see you champ😜
Holy shit thats hilarious
People really act like Corona is the only thing people die of.
Yes they act like your only allowed too die from the rona..or if your sick its only corona not a regular cold.
Can't wait to catch Tim's secret show at Bohemian Grove
Praise Moloch!
He might audition for the play too we don’t know yet
Just had some earthquakes here in Cape Town but unfortunately it didn't help! You're the best. Thank you! X
Me: oh wow Tim's doing a podcast from my home state this is awesome!!
Tim: there is nothing worse than Arizona
Me: ........ oh
He said Tennessee was a shithole when he podded from Nashville. 😂
😂
Don’t take it personal, as a New Yorker myself, I guarantee he says that about every state he visits 😂
Aw I'm sorry. 😅
💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
If we’re being honest, racist restaurants are far less boring. Are they hateful and despicable? Absolutely. Should they be shamed forever? Of course. Are they less boring? Hell yes. I say this as a gay black man who loves Chik Fil A. This yelp strategy might actually increase business. “Come on down to Cletus Chicken Shack- We might burn crosses, but we won’t burn your chicken pot pie”
I took Tim’s advice literally and started my own fake business, but I took it one step further and began interviewing for internships for young attractive women that wants to be secretaries. I’m offering a 3 month non-paid internship for this role and I see who is willing to go the furthest for this fake job. Guys it’s lit!!!
I find what you’re doing hilarious because you sir have gone the distance but also horrifying because I can see it coming back to haunt you at some point.
Sounds like a young Howie in the making!
I want to know where this goes.
Keep us updated, lol
Cant wait for that fake #MeToo court case you're about to have lol
Casting couch?
Merch idea:
Epstein would have liked me
- T. Dillon
Shirt
It only comes in small.
@@mr.cantsay just like Epstein
I’m sure some people would love having “General Manager at Nazi Slaves” on their resume
NAZI Slaves*
Stijn Delie haha I realized my fatal error 2 seconds after commenting 🤦♂️
Lmao
Tim's rants are far funnier than most comedians' material. That is just a fact.
Who thumbed down the video it’s only been out a few mins? They must be punished. Drag them through the street and make an example of them.
Make an example of em just like the riots, i dont know what to tell ya
Probably salty Arizonans 😂
This is the episode got me hooked on this show. Thanks for everything Tim your podcast means everything
People have been so busy telling me to vote, but they didn't tell me to register. TIM! Why didn't you tell me to register?!
Didn’t Facebook and Instagram tell you? Don’t know what I would’ve done if they hadn’t told me to register. Then I realized I had been registered years ago
Registering is for rule followers vote on someone else’s behalf
Tim Dillion is the only loud, sweety, middle aged caucasian man i'd knowingly invite to my next social gathering. Such a well kept chunky piece of opinionated existance, he'd be such a constructive grenade.
Love the show and the break you give me from this crazy world.
I'm born and raised in Phoenix Arizona. The shit talk is HILARIOUS! This place IS HELL ON EARTH!
My favorite thing to listen to when I wake up in the middle of the night at 4am and see the alert that he has posted, doze in and out and fall asleep towards the end, and then get the chance to watch it again the next day because I want to make sure I didn’t miss anything. My favorite podcast and comedian! You’re the best Tim and Ben!! Super smart, unique, and dark sense of humor that can riff off anything on the spot for so long! So talented and great storyteller, YES AND YES.
watching every single podcast this dude does
"we're going to nazi slaves, they got that blue cheese" lmao
5/5 Yelp
The “Vincero watches” add is the BEST ad I’ve heard!! -The back story per Tim’s brain is outstanding!
(Probably won’t hear from vincero again!)
The new #1 podcast in Austin, Texas!
I find it hilarious that listening to Tim yell into a microphone for an hour or so helps me go to bed at night 😂
"Before Magicspoon I was a cannibal"... 🤣🤣🤣 I'm chocking laughing so hard and just woke up everyone. That was funny! You got it dude, I'll buy the cereal.
“Planning a friendsgiving, burn in hell!” Pure gold.
I'm so obsessed with Tim Dillion right now, but unfortunately I've also learned I cannot smoke or drink while he's talking because I end up choking on my drink or blowing my hot bowl of weed out onto my pants
Weed is gay
I have the same issue lmao
I just did this ahaha
Same lol
Ben is the coolest. He's the best foil for Tim.
A keto company called Magic Spoon, that makes cereal, is sponsoring Tim.
It's just good fake business
Tim Dillon is basically just Cartman all grown up and "matured" 🤣
na
@@jaym2111 respect my autorotey
Exactly
Fair analogy!
Tim is telling the truth about AZ. It's a beautiful state, but you can literally cook food on the sidewalk without a fire source if you wanted. It's that damn hot outside. It's October, it's still 100+ degrees outside.
I sadly live for this shit. It’s all I have to look forward to.
Same
The pandemic has nothing to do with it either. Same.
@@therealwilfreddierkes9980 Tim and Kump made exactly this joke on today’s Patreon (April 15 2022) but about fat people
Hahaha I need a compilation of nothing but add reads these are seriously genius
The vincero watch bit was golden.
Saw Tim this weekend in PHX. Killed it.
my favorite part of saturday night
i mean life in the big city
It would be great to see Howard Sterns face watching the first 10 minutes 😆
haha I would pay to see that
Can anyone make this happen or what
Glad to see Tim breathing the fresh air on his stunning, jewel funded estate; Fake business magnate, King of the Hamptons, and the greatest subprime mortgage seller East of the Colorado river has given us more content. Thank god.
Tim talking to Magic Spoon: I was just doing fake business. I just drummed up a ton of fake business from the police
Yall need to join the Rothschild tier Patreon. This man is the best, give him your money!
That's a lot of money for almost everybody, Chris
I don’t want to hear any excuses, it will improve your miserable life.
@@DrJuice1 that's the point
@@DrJuice1 start an investment firm
@@JohnDoe-ie9iw the Rothschilds are fire. More than that its supporting an artist.
Since I love the ads so much and wait all week for them ..... 😆😬 luv Brothers you conversation is gold!
I choose the restaurant, I choose the food, I choose the topics of conversation and I talk about them.
I'm bummed that this will be the last Magic Spoon ad on this podcast.
Derek Chauvin will be broke without it
Yes or yes?
Yes
Yassss
TWICE
Yes
Fuggin A!
SJWs would start foaming at the mouth after hearing out of context clips from this podcast
Hey Tim Love your show but you have a few facts wrong about Breonna Taylor case. It wasn't a No-Knock warrant, the Officers knocked repeatedly, they heard sounds from inside and were told by their Superiors to bust the door. They busted the door open, Breonnas BF fired 1 shot hitting an Officer in the leg and a major artery. The other Officers returned fire. Brandon Tatum who is a former SWAT officer did a whole break down of the case.
One hour of Tim a week isn't enough 😩
I sacrificed a goat to Tim last week
Goats? Amateur.
@@DennisMoore664 i do what I can during a pandemic
@@codybuxton plandemic 😅
I sacrificed my first born son.
Y’all should team up and sacrifice Ben
Tim! You and Thai killed it last night in PHX. 🔥 thanks for stopping by the Valley of the Spun! ✌
Anyone else gives Tim's pods a like even before watching?
how is this comment on every single video are you a group or something
Arizonan here. Didn’t hear any lies.
Same hahaha
Yeah he said alot of facts but it's not the worst state
@@eldiegoperez fr though
@@eldiegoperez yeah, you’re right. Definitely not the worst lol. Hadn’t heard a roasting like that since Pablo Francisco
“Lersen to me !”
- Ray Kump
"It's all coming together."
that yelp rating a restraunt as racist is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. someone should almost go through and make a concerted effort to mark every single restraunt in the state as racist. if everyone is racist, no one is racist.
Also:
*BRING BACK THE OLD INTRO WITH THE LAST SUPPER ANIMATION AND SWING TUNE*
@Heo Price why do you cry so much?
All of the sponsors of this show are just fake businesses that Tim talks about to seem like a real podcaster. Yes or yes?
I am starting to think the same
Bahahahaha
Love that Ben is constantly cracking up at Tim. Great podcast
Hey, Meghan McCain's made it back to Arizona. Where's baby Liberty and her big brother who was raised in captivity??
So thaaaat's why he's picking on Arizona 🤔😂