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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
- Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, discusses some student films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experience in West Hollywood, and talks about the Coney Island "Freak Show" experience.
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CRUSHED it on Rogan yesterday! Great stuff, Mr. Dillon.
You're such a Capricorn when it comes to hôtels
@@czourides he did yes.
U Guys Act like LA is the Only Place in California.. there's San Diego, San Clemente, Santa Barbara, OC, So Many Other Places that Don't Have Crackheads lol U Guys Need to Get Out More..
tim can you get Milo on and fight with him
Tim wants the best for every person he yells at yes or yes
He believes in you
"Your life would be a lot better if you stopped complaining on Twitter everyday and instead found something you enjoy and did it"
He beats me because he loves me!
Yes or yes ?
@@DylanAEnglish found the new fan
“I’ve come to die. I have all the symptoms and I’ve come to die.”
😂😂😂😂 best ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the dystopian tone of Tim’s ad reads.
Tim's ad reads are better than Netflix Specials
Found you on Rogan, honestly you've cracked me up more than all other present comics combined in months! Much love big man.
Right? Tim is levels above other comedians. He’s Joey Diaz 2.0. Power house.
Him and Mark normand are the funniest comics rn
Welcome...to the Darkside!
@@rodsavage8275 Andrew Schulz and Tim.. Mark is slightly behind but he's good
Tim Dillon Vs Joey Diaz
ruclips.net/video/KQN1g1ytD98/видео.html
I stayed in a hotel where they stapled a rug over the window.
I used promo code Tim
Yours was the best comment ever, yes or yes?
Lmfao
Joe Rogano: Timmy let’s try to end this on a happy note
Timmy: *we are going to war with CHINA*
It's what we need not what he wants
Lol IKR!
Tim Dillon Vs Joey Diaz
ruclips.net/video/KQN1g1ytD98/видео.html
@Dylan L yeah, but you need at least a fake reason to go to war, so your posturing about China is worth about 50 cents as well: Bravado
What do you expect them to say? "no we cant beat the Americans and Indians"
???
Tim Dillon over here using his podcast to do
Stand up and killing it while other comedians are using thier podcast to complain about not being able to to stand up.
Astute
So very true
Yup but Tim has always kinda.. killed opposed to a lot of comedy podcasts about doing comedy
platinum014 well said
I'd rather hear about micheal yo
People that dislike this are hotel employees and Kevin Spacey fans.
Hey, I am a Kevin Spacey fan and also like this.
He has TDS unfortunately
@Zach Smith he does, he said he'd vote for Michelle Obama, dude is a fraud
A m a r Singg is TDS an acronym for Trump Derangement Syndrome?
@@lachola1647 yup
Mark Zuckerberg uses ExpressVPN to watch Ozark in perfect Mandarin.
Zuckerberg has an elevator to china from his office dummy
Joe's fixation with Zuck speaking mandarin is pretty odd
Mark Zuckerberg doesn' really speak mandarin really
@@yuxinduan4488 he speaks "perfect mandarin" according to joe 🤣
Ronald Yoder Sr. Entertainment - ha! 😆 👍
The GREATEST JRE GUEST back with another episode
Chill fruit
*Discovers Tim on JRE*
@Django Fett that's beyond subjective, Ben Goerztel was mind blowing and he was on JRE less than 2 years ago. And he had that investigative journalist that wrote a book about acid and Charlie Manson. You just want to be miserable dog.
Back at home too. Away from the bottom feeders.
sorry, but no one tops Alex Jones
Dear Tim,
Please continue to put out these fire pods whenever you can. This shit is keeping me alive in prison. You crack me up and keep me from depression.
-G_Maxwell
BARG - 👍
They have internet in prison?
BARG - Jees, I’m so slow 🐌, I only just got the G_Maxwell ref. 😯
Rodrigo Deleon i have photos of the prison warden in a dress from St. Mary’s island so he lets me log on through his phone
Ahh man this choked me up.
15 minutes in - cryin’ laughing the entire time! This man is a national treasure.
What part of the boot are you from hun
Powerful hun....... lol 😂 creeper
Scott Nicholas it’s the best when you laugh so hard you can’t breathe.
Powerful it’s a way off exotic place called San Diego by way of Brooklyn, dear.
Holy shit a hot girl who listens to Tim!? Is she straight that's the question!..?
This is funnier than any standup I've ever seen
Stand up sucks thats why
@@TheBurnside1 yep
TheBurnside1 he does standup though....
Tims ads are funnier than a lot of others acts
Iquit Life relevant how?
I stole his “yes or yes” line in an argument with my wife over the weekend. Didn’t go over well.
Was the fight over the fact your username is Muff Slammer yet you’re a married man?
DANNO yeah, it sure was man. It was about a user name I’ve had since I was 16.
@@CramJohnson88 I like your thought provoking username. I like that you were a normal teenager once. Also I thought it was hilarious that you tried yes or yes on your wife.That’s what I came here for.Then I see this User not found bullying you over your name. They are lame.You are still as cool as you were in high school.😂😂
Ew
It's a real knife fight.
Me: Whats the price of a Tim Dillon show?
Tim Dillon: Like $20 dollars.
Life in the big city.
If i have to risk Covid in Long Island of all places (where i live close) you're damn right those prices sound right
Tim Dillon is the only person who can actually make me enjoy listening to the sponsorships. The Hawthorne read was hilarious, funnier than any other podcast’s actual show content. It’s refreshing to not have to skip forward through each sponsorship segment because he keeps me entertained.
Agree.
agreed. he 100% makes me want to buy all the shit. it’s a BDSM style wait to do ad reads and we all love it 😂
Bluechew ad killed me 😂🤣
He does it well. Like Burr
i sometimes skip the audio just to come back and see them here lol
Tim is self conscious about Joe Rogan's comment about his collared polos..lol...rocking that regular T hitter tonight! We love ya Tim!
he does like them ..lol..had to change it up..
When Saint Rogie speaks, Tim listens
@@Sprite_525 Gross
SUPERMOTOJAK - oof. Yikes.
i love the consistency, he's like Zuckerberg
God job on rogan Tim. Looking forward to your podcast gaining more traction. Literally only watched rogan cuz you was on guy.
Same. Compared to his first time on JRE and now his 3rd, he's gotten so much better and more relaxed. I really liked his episode, they were riffing great together
Brian Young hell yea man best podcaster in LA. yes or yes?
@@Name-zd2nb ummm YES! 😎
It's good to know that Tim is bringing more viewers (like you) to Joe's podcast. I always respect when the Big Dogs try to help out the young upstarts. I just wish Joe was a little more appreciative. The fact that he has yet to publicly pay respects to Tim may simply be a result of jealousy.
That was Tim's podcast, he was just nice enough to let it be in Joe's studio. Not even posting it on his own channel, what a sweetheart.
Ben trying to contain his laughter is so funny.
I was literally driving listening to this podcast and almost crashed the car 3 times because I was hysterically laughing. That blue chew song was incredible.
Literally driving …as opposed to just driving
Shut. Up.
when you said “i’ve come to die” it ruined my workout cause i couldn’t stop laughing
My name is Shakita-hita-Megan-the-Stallion Kwana-quiqui-kweka Boomboom and I am offended!!!!!!
Tim “The homeless are weak” Dillon
hahahahhahaha holy shit
Truuuuuu
I don't care, I am dressing up as the Twin Towers for Halloween.
I've done that, with my girlfriend at the time. It wasn't for Halloween though, but for a "not politically correct" party.
We wore plaid shirts that we'd sewn pieces of this really fluffy orange pillow to to simulate fire. We'd also attached some little action figures and airplanes to dangle around us.
Can I be tower 1 and you tower 2? Yes or yes?
@@gangsta19x tim will be building 7 as he goes down easy
Dude you were great on jre I’ve watched your last one twice already
“grill a burger, it’s over !” One of the greatest callls everrr!!!.. KILLED IT !
He’s even better on his own show. Literally the funniest comedian going right now. Ironically like a lot of these guys his podcasts are better than his stand ups though. Maybe it’s just me but that’s what I see. Ironically im one of the seemingly few on the internet who thinks Rogans stand up is good. But he’s not really trying to be funny on his podcast. Tim Dillon is just a genuinely hilarious guy. If your into dry witty quick witted north East style humor
Tims a politicalcompassmemes follower on reddit confirmed
36 Freeze I do. I think he gets a lot of hate. He’s not Dave chapelle but he’s funny
the last 20 minutes should be a separate episode called, "tim dillon doesn't give a shit anymore"
he never gave a shit .
He specifically states that he does care.
Tim you ROCKED on JRE. You guys had us ROLLIN. My wife and i listen to every show, and love the fact that you talk shit on everyone, and don't take sides. It takes intelligence to see the Bullshit in all, and you do it well, AND hilariously. In fact, I can't think of anyone out there who does it as good as you. thanks for all the effort you put into these podcasts man, we love ya man!
Tim’s all Sold Out on Long Island. I heard “It’s a real knife fight”.
🏆
“People who stay at the Marriott don’t even know what a Bistro is”
They only want funyuns and oxyconton
that Hawthorne ad was fucking ace. "When you look in the mirror, do you A: wish you were a different person, or B: want to die?"
I managed the front desk of a full service Holiday Inn for like 8 years. Tim is spot on across the board! About 15 years ago hotels decided that the best guest services was to have a "floating" employee (usually a front desk manager) and your job is to literally just kind of hang out. I was flown to Atlanta and took 40 hours of classes to be the "guest experience champion" and every Holiday Inn was required to have one. My job was to pretty much act casual to keep guests chill. Btw Tim the reason they want a card for incidentals has nothing to do with room charges. It's just the nice way to say we dont trust you won't steal the television.
What's on Chinese netflix? House of cards but Kevin spacey is played by a bat.
I think that’s the original script
I just laughed for 21 minute straight. Jesus Christ my face hurts
You should try laughing without smiling. It's creepy as sh*t, but keeps you from having sore face muscles and premature wrinkles.
@@abelgonzales3695 dude...i hope that comment isn't representative of what's happening in your head
@John Denver hey, it's a joke, not a dick! Don't take it so hard
@John Denver that's Dr. Spaceman to you
"Solutions are not the answer" Tim Dillon 2020
Tim’s comedy is as close to Patrice Oneal’s as we ever gonna get, ever again.
He refuses to compromise. Patrice would be proud of this guy. My opinion.
I like Tim more, his sass and take on things makes my day
MXD ! you so right
I can see it but i just feel like patrice was more gangster than tim
@MXD ! do you think anyone is filling that space that Patrice occupied currently? I'm looking for comedians like Patrice.
"Tim Dillon is what happens when Alex Jones drinks the same water that turned the freaking frogs gay" ... I read that awhile ago and still fucking has me laughing. I love Tim, he's great!
"Give Tame Impala Harris the keys to the jail"
and just let it happen..
NO
This is the best show ever on any source of entertainment everything
If there is any justice in this world, Netflix will give Tim Dillon a show where he can arrest Sarah Cooper as a racist cop.
Netflix will never give a funny comedian a special
Or can finally put Jenny Slate in jail!
Ft Jenny Slate
Not even a minute in an Ben is hitting his nic stick 🤣 good ol Ben
hitting it during the literal first second of the vid :)
Ben vapes, Delia rapes 🤪
that is likely THC, duh. also he is so cute
Tame Impala Harris is the greatest thing I’ve heard in a while
The Funniest solo podcast I've ever heard. It was similar and experience to a full stand-up special. I was just laughing non-stop even through the sponsors. Crushed.
Matt - 👍
I know it probably sounds corny but thank you to Tim and Ben. Y’all have no idea how this show is helping with my depression. You guys are doing God’s work.
Tim Dillon is living proof that comedy will never bow down to "woke ideology" . Nothing is above humour.
I enjoy how the gay dude that looks like Chris Farley's sister is the most alpha in the room at any given time and the heavyweight ex mma fighter is always the gayest in the room at any given time. Just how comedy should be
No it’s real life. It’s called compensating
@@johngoldsworthy7135 I don't think life has lifetime movie morals, but whatever you say to help you with your womanly frame.
Brendan Schaub is a power bottom
Just came home and sat down with a drink. Perfect timing. Thanks boys.
polo shirt with no collar this is revolutionary!!!
Funyons and OxyContin Needs to be the name of his next special
That's the name of the two things I consume in excess on weekends.
The Keto Kid doesn't miss.
"One of my best friends is jewish"
"That is true!"
"Who?"
Lmfao
“...I have constant strokes and Covid toes”
great stuff as always tim, thank you for your dedication and hard work.
LOVED SEEING YOU ON JRE💚💚💚
"I do late check out wether you give it to me or not."
I love spending my Sunday with these guys. It’s one of my favorite parts of the weekend
Best part of Saturday night, this show
Sad but true
Do you skate???
Jealous Losers Tim pool does
@@jealouslosers1471 lmao yeah, I do, have you seen another comment of mine about it? I'm not like stellar or anything, but I know a bit and am getting better. You?
@@skdewolf7606 Timcast/Tim Pool is for the weeknights! Saturday is for Tim Dillon!
Tim has old white lady that's always holding a cigarette energy, and I love it
Underrated AF comment 👍🏽
Squilium Fancyson - 🚬
I even enjoyed the adverts. 😂 "When looking in the mirror do you (a) wish you were a different person, or (b) want to die?"
Tim Dillon is really rising up to the challenge of this pandemic by keeping us all jolly!!
Tim dillon is a God amongst men.
Gay men...who fancy bears.
We need a ‘yes or yes’ shirt
tim is a being of chaos.
i love it so much
"Give the people real food! Give them Funyuns and Oxycontin!"
"its a great product, if you use it religiously!" LOL
Wait? He has a ton of hotel cards in his wallet?? Hasn’t he heard of the ridge wallet? Someone should tell him about it. It’s the official wallet of “Little St. James.”
Always the best ad reads!
Tim Dillon is the sexiest man alive, yes or yes
“This Slim Fast tastes like the 80’s” Tim Dillon
I look forward to the podcast every week. Always laughing my ass off.
Good on Tim to pick the Green Goblin color combo for his SlimFast cups
That Blue Chew ad is the funniest ad I've ever heard. Good God this man is a comedic genius.
I havent cried laughing in a long time, thank you. Subscribed!!!
The only podcast that I don’t skip the product placement...
I always smh when ppl say Tigerbelly and the like has funny ads....
@@CH-ml4rz agreed.
😂😂 Tims speaking about the arguments I have with myself in my head, just in case they actually happen in real life 😂😂
I'm a hotel receptionist from Greece and I demand a clip of Tim's hotel rant so that I can show it to my collegues
After JRE was so looking forward to this one! Damn, Tim was good on Rogan, he gets better every time!!
One of the funniest up and coming comedians right now. Tim is the comedian we need right now in these crazy times! Love the show!
First time I've checked out the video feed. Tim is Great!
I am dying! Love his manager too, he tries not to laugh but he can't help it! My face hurts from laughing.
Love my Sunday morning being brought to me by The Tim Dillon Show
Did Ben lose his job at Petsmart due to covid?
the upside of being a pet store employee into beastiality, just get covid and that's the only possible reason for anything, not just the deaths.
no. he lost it for diddling a parakeet
@@sauceguy19 Ben's claims he was just scrubbing the bird. Petsmart's side is that they have a no bird washing policy.
Heard Tim on Joe Rogan, hilarious, loved it, super entertaining. Searched out more material, and so happy I did. The first 20 minutes of this episode, probably my all time favorite, and I've sent it to multiple friends, and admittedly, when I'm having a crap day, I will just listen to this. Lifts my spirits every time. "GET TO YOUR STATION SO I CAN DING THE THING, FOR CHRIST!!' HAHA
Tim is on fire this podcast needs to be bigger. I enjoyed this soooo much.
Kabbalah Harris
hahah
I was listening to some early Delia podcasts and he really is truly hilarious. Thank you Tim for having a small enough platform to be able to talk about him
Love you, Tim!
Bro, how are you this funny? Literally cracking up for an hour straight.
LONG LIVE TIM DILLON!!!!
are you implying there is a possibility he won't, explain yourself
This podcast has been keeping me and my wife entertained as we drive across country, thanks man!
This episode is one of the greatest hits.
Tims turning into bender slowly
“ What are the ATTRACTIONS! “ 😂😂😂
Thank you for some joy Tim! Enjoy the slim fasts.
So glad I found this podcast 😭
Haha haha yes or yes is my new favorite thing Tim says
"At that point I considered mashing his face with my hand and putting him up against the wall and try to start chocking him" -a light episode
by far the funniest pod out there. and the comp is high
Funyons and OxyContin