sorry but had to use you for an experiment. i was shadowbanned and wanted to test YT algorithms.... a certain phrase is completely removed by YT by ME. im just laughing my A$$ off. #firesusanCEOwojcicki is ok but if i removed the CEO part it wont show up at all...... but regular comments are ok. so i had to use you for your low comment rate and private window to see what YT banned me for...... there should be 4 comments not 3
I have loved listening to these podcasts this past few weeks, I've been working my way backwards through the archive. Ben's laugh is like a constant bookmark for the best parts of the show. I agree he's essential to what makes these episodes great. Obviously he's replaceable to a certain degree, and Tim could do well without him, but I think I share the strong feeling that the fans have, that we hope Tim sticks with Ben because he means a lot to us!
Same for me in 2023. Only my Christmas parties are so straight I have to get a few drinks in before I show up or back at work you're considered an alcoholic. Which I probably am, but why give them ammunition?
The way he improvises and says some of the funniest shit so quickly and properly educate any haters and sensitive people on how to listen and appreciate comedy at the same time.. it blows my mind.
As a guy from Long Island I'm so happy this guy is blowing up. Not because I'm proud of Long Island, but because he describes it perfectly and shits all over it in the most hilarious way.
my fav office Christmas party. It was the day before the holiday weekend with Christmas on Monday. They tell us on Tuesday when we return to work they will be telling some of us that you are getting laid off. I still remember the one guy who did end up getting the axe joking with the boss that it wouldn't be him. So they sent us all home to worry about getting laid off, Merry Christmas!
I also have great memories of getting drunk and snorting lines in the bathroom at Christmas parties. The month of December was always so fun and blurry in my 20s.
Rogan shut him down on the episode prior saying he was done with conspiracy jokes but after Epstein he gave him the floor so not a mystery that Rogan concedes to the superior comic.
Cheers to all of you out there whom are also cursed with the ol’ “self-awareness.” Here’s to hoping this simulation causes our avatars to meet one another! Life in the Big Simulation!
Stellar Celeste I fw the vibe of this bc it’s how I felt since a kid even through gang banging and tryna pretend like college is worth it but more likely than not we’ve all been put on a list that by 2030 we’ll all disappear without a trace or be straight up killed for being “political descendants” in our eventual technocracy. Es Lo que es 😂😂
Might be the best episode yet. A fucking tour de force. Tim reminds me of what initially turned me onto comedy when I was like 12-13 years old; shades of the Stern show's more raucous, sharp moments, and comics from the late 90s that were quick, fun, inventive, and smart. He's an Aquarius, of course he's exceptional.
Benny Mcbarksen Is that so? I haven’t heard anything about this. I recall Tim saying they couldn’t get permission to film in most places in LA but this podcast was in his house; I think Tim could have arranged some things and filmed this for us.
i miss the 80s xmas parties - the most excessive, memorable one the company provided live music, walk around "nutcracker" characters and gave away a cruise, a trip to italy, and a trip to sweden. drinks and huge shrimp. miss those over-the-top 80s - jesus.
I live in a fraternity. We decorated our tree with condoms and beer cans. I thought it was unbecoming but put it on my instagram anyway. Listening to this podcast reminded me how depraved we are. Thanks man.
How about this. My dad quit smoking inside for the cats! He smoked inside for the duration of my entire childhood. The vet got into him about smoking inside with the cats and he quit smoking inside. It amazes me. 😂😂😂😂😊
27:00 onward cut me to my core. Tim just ad libbed the existential balance of my life as a joke for his podcast. My friends and family think I’m successful. How did we get here?
The amount of ads on this make me regret not paying for my RUclips premium this month. I am too lazy to get up to go to the computer and play this where I have ad blocker.
I worked In mortuaries most of my life. The last one was in the San Fernando valley. Tampa ave. Office environment but with dead bodies everywhere. My boss was Ralph. Dead now. My coworker hanged herself at work. All true. Life in the big city.
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#firesusanCEOwojcicki
sorry but had to use you for an experiment. i was shadowbanned and wanted to test YT algorithms.... a certain phrase is completely removed by YT by ME. im just laughing my A$$ off.
#firesusanCEOwojcicki is ok but if i removed the CEO part it wont show up at all......
but regular comments are ok. so i had to use you for your low comment rate and private window to see what YT banned me for...... there should be 4 comments not 3
The Tim Dillon Show Kyle kashuv is on Twitter saying you were grooming him.
Cautious, careful, neat killing via Tim's Charger.
49:30. But stay away from MY fam. FLIPSIDE Wallet is TODA MADRE.
Ben’s laugh is essential to the show.
Best guest ever
He barely speaks lol that’s so funny but he’s esssential
When Ben laughs you know it’s funny, he hears Tim all day lol
I have loved listening to these podcasts this past few weeks, I've been working my way backwards through the archive. Ben's laugh is like a constant bookmark for the best parts of the show. I agree he's essential to what makes these episodes great. Obviously he's replaceable to a certain degree, and Tim could do well without him, but I think I share the strong feeling that the fans have, that we hope Tim sticks with Ben because he means a lot to us!
I can't do it without him
You're the best guest on everyone's podcast.
Big facts
Yes! I’ve watched some shit - only for Tim
Truth
Dude on Joe’s he kills the exchange. It’s like a series of bits I can’t get up laughing type of way. God bless
I thought I was just biased, but I have thrown them on for others and their minds are blown.
One of the hidden gems of this channel man. He said it himself, top episodes are audio only.
That whole Christmas party rant hit too close to home...Life in the big city
The Dork Knight right?! I was laughing hysterically and on the verge of tears, at the same time; but so it goes in the big city.
It was all a hypothetical
@@centurionl you've been bit
Same for me in 2023. Only my Christmas parties are so straight I have to get a few drinks in before I show up or back at work you're considered an alcoholic. Which I probably am, but why give them ammunition?
Tim Dillion is an American Treasure, God bless Him.
Tim Dillon makes over $100k a year on Patreon alone and he should be strung up with Bezos and the rest of the 1%. Amy "Big Bitch" Klobuchar 2020!!!
@@johnallen1311 deserves every penny
@viewz de im illogical
Un ikokokkopkookkokokokkoomkoo
@juan toscano koi
The image of Tim scolding two cats is fantastic.
I can’t imagine what Tim’s therapist has to sit and listen to.
You mean the twinks he sucks off while they eat dominoes?
he is his own therapist, one is not needed to sort ones own shit out if you have a brain.. therapy is for weak people
We are his therapist
he is performing here
@@andrewsmith5757 no.
I'm very new to sobriety. This helps me hugely. Thanks man
Tim is the most underrated human ever
This really hit hard, when I'm listening to this hung over after an office Christmas party...
Sobriety is a great thing.
@@frama5607 damn, I really left this comment 8 months ago thinking 2020 would be a good year 😂
@@John-uj7jz FR
@@John-uj7jzhow about now? 😂
@@SnozberriesTasteLikeSnozberrys you know what, it still holds up 😂😂
49:43 idk why but I absolutely love this spot in the ridge ad as well as the kid on the bike at the end
The way he improvises and says some of the funniest shit so quickly and properly educate any haters and sensitive people on how to listen and appreciate comedy at the same time.. it blows my mind.
42:40 😂 hysterical. His words are his paintbrush. An artist
As a guy from Long Island I'm so happy this guy is blowing up. Not because I'm proud of Long Island, but because he describes it perfectly and shits all over it in the most hilarious way.
I could listen to this guy all day, he is hilarious and I bet he blows up big in the podcast world.
He's gonna be big some day.
Romanus The Nostradamus 😎👍🏼
you called it
Yeah your definitely on to something 😂😂
"For people who want to wear their partners skin."
- BlueChew
“Remember when your goo bazooka was always at the ready?”
-BlueChew
I like that Tim stays as bitter, cynical and hilarious as he was back in NYC.
"Its not going to get better" Tim Dillon
Your rants are the easiest to digest, most lucid one's out there.
Perfect Timing
Just got home with beer and chips.
The sigh after he finds out the angel isn't black lmfao
Nice catch 😂
I'm totally not a Fed. "Please take a seat on the couch over there. Tell me what you know about this Q Anon fella..."
22:45 Alcohol or no, the accuracy of insufferable coworkers described here is too real.
my fav office Christmas party. It was the day before the holiday weekend with Christmas on Monday. They tell us on Tuesday when we return to work they will be telling some of us that you are getting laid off. I still remember the one guy who did end up getting the axe joking with the boss that it wouldn't be him. So they sent us all home to worry about getting laid off, Merry Christmas!
I am thankful that Tim Dillon exists, something special about this guy. Has a lot to say and says it thoughtfully... cheers Tim keep it up!
My dad is divorced, never remarried, has five cats, and is perpetually broke. It drives me insane.
What's his number? I'll be your stepmom
@@katknable3024 lol
So your pops has turned into a crazy cat lady??? 🙄🙄😬
Ur dad is a woman
@@pcarnold9 I'd love to see you tell him that. Anyhow funny comment. I was asking for that one.
I had my office christmas party on Friday night and this rant was spot on
The Christmas party rant was accurate and funny and poignant all at the same time. BRILLIANT stuff. Fantastic episode!
I also have great memories of getting drunk and snorting lines in the bathroom at Christmas parties. The month of December was always so fun and blurry in my 20s.
“I also liked Scrooged.” Hahaha, yes!
He has them ranked perfectly.
LOVE Ben’s laugh - hearing Ben laugh always makes me laugh more. Sending love to you Timmy from sunny Wales 🏴 xx
That Ridge advert was an art piece
I about shit my pants I was laughing so hard!
Timestamp?
Bet episode yet Timmy. Thank you for the laughs.
Tell Joe Rogan agreeing with your guest doesn't make a good episode
Rogan shut him down on the episode prior saying he was done with conspiracy jokes but after Epstein he gave him the floor so not a mystery that Rogan concedes to the superior comic.
Cheers to all of you out there whom are also cursed with the ol’ “self-awareness.” Here’s to hoping this simulation causes our avatars to meet one another!
Life in the Big Simulation!
Stellar Celeste I fw the vibe of this bc it’s how I felt since a kid even through gang banging and tryna pretend like college is worth it but more likely than not we’ve all been put on a list that by 2030 we’ll all disappear without a trace or be straight up killed for being “political descendants” in our eventual technocracy. Es Lo que es 😂😂
Tay Loc 44 Steel pipe Tay Loc wei zhong shien
michael johnson just a Young Leroy doing a character piece about tyranny 😂😂😂
@@MasterTrickShot La Onda es toda madre carnal...
I'm 3 years late but cheers, theres still some of us out here cursed with the vision to see the simulation, hope all is Stellar with you! ☺
Tim is awesome! Ads every 3 minutes is brutal!! Unless Dillon says them. Best in the biz.
1 of the best in the podcasting game, good ep.
This is why I live now
Tim is my new hero! What a talent - I hope he goes far!
49:44 Now THIS is how to advertise!
Lmfao
That black angel in 'it's a wonderful life' was a real inspiration to me throughout my childhood. lol
Might be the best episode yet. A fucking tour de force. Tim reminds me of what initially turned me onto comedy when I was like 12-13 years old; shades of the Stern show's more raucous, sharp moments, and comics from the late 90s that were quick, fun, inventive, and smart. He's an Aquarius, of course he's exceptional.
Tim did you ever listen to Rush Limbaugh back in the day? You could be his radio love child. Your styles are so similar
Previously Tim has credited Rush as an big influence growing up
Tim from 165-180 tells great personal stories from his life.
God damn it the holiday party bit hits too close to home.
Denise, ya I know
Another week: another video... op, nope, no video. You know I’ll watch regardless but come on, Ben!
Benny Mcbarksen no thats the old ones bcuz of one of the ads
Benny Mcbarksen Is that so? I haven’t heard anything about this. I recall Tim saying they couldn’t get permission to film in most places in LA but this podcast was in his house; I think Tim could have arranged some things and filmed this for us.
I am not saying ban dogs but they should be harder to get. They should do an extensive background check before letting you have one.
Two minutes into the podcast and I've already shit myself from laughing.
He said he's pro school shooting lmfao
@Django Fett yo hmu and you can get some too!
Tim. Get that queerbait that laughs in the background to film and edit video.
Thank you Tim, you make me feel less alone
Good lord, the blue chew commercial is the highlight of this episode. We should be listening to Dennis.
In the middle of Timmy’s rant about sobriety during the holidays- I get a Jose Cuervo ad. Also I’m 14 months sober. Pretty much sums it up💀🎄
best ads out there
One of the best yet!!! Keep it up
the ridge wallet ad at 45:43 is the highlight of this show
This is a great Monday on-the-way-to-work podcast. If you can get away with it, listen to it at work.
9:53 😂 “We wish you a Merry Christmas, here is an AK-47.”
i miss the 80s xmas parties - the most excessive, memorable one the company provided live music, walk around "nutcracker" characters and gave away a cruise, a trip to italy, and a trip to sweden. drinks and huge shrimp. miss those over-the-top 80s - jesus.
“And I’m like… No.. no they’re not.”
Fucking hilarious
It's a wonderful life in the big city
i have the same birthday as tim. swear this guy relates to me wayyy to much. im living his younger life
Life in the big city
This podcast has changed my life
I live in a fraternity. We decorated our tree with condoms and beer cans. I thought it was unbecoming but put it on my instagram anyway. Listening to this podcast reminded me how depraved we are. Thanks man.
I’ve been waiting for the new upload like a psychopath hitting the refresh button on his RUclips page. I need my fix.
5:45 its true ... early 20's no animals
6:51 Tim's Holiday Message 😂 but really its at 12:28 😂
How about this. My dad quit smoking inside for the cats! He smoked inside for the duration of my entire childhood. The vet got into him about smoking inside with the cats and he quit smoking inside. It amazes me. 😂😂😂😂😊
Lmao at the ridge wallet ad ‘We provide you entertainment..do you wanna go back to watching Jimmy Kimmel?’
This is the best thing I've ever heard.
@Django Fett well...that's good then bc this IS great
Django Fett Most of his fans are smarter than this one.
Die Hard is the best Xmas movie.
"brazil" is the best xmas movie
Lenin had a cat and Hitler a dog and look how much good they did the world
And most pedophiles and serial killers kill pets soo?
😂😂😂😂😂
Tim dillion's words hit me in the soul
Just what I needed fam
Tim is like the Gilbert Gottfried of our generation
Jesus h christ im only at the 37 min mark and Tim is in Rant mode of the highest degree. Fucking awesome!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the best Tim Dillon episode
27:00 onward cut me to my core. Tim just ad libbed the existential balance of my life as a joke for his podcast. My friends and family think I’m successful. How did we get here?
Tim Dillon is the fucking best. I can listen to him trash everything for hours on end.
Ben’s laugh should be the new universal laugh track for all shows.
Best Christmas movie is National Lampoons: Christmas Vacation.
The amount of ads on this make me regret not paying for my RUclips premium this month. I am too lazy to get up to go to the computer and play this where I have ad blocker.
I worked In mortuaries most of my life. The last one was in the San Fernando valley. Tampa ave. Office environment but with dead bodies everywhere. My boss was Ralph. Dead now. My coworker hanged herself at work. All true. Life in the big city.
You are 100% correct on the PQ (Pet Question)
I jog to this tim. really hard to keep my fat ass in motion when you're talking about smothering your pets and kids. that shit is funny
I would love an episode where Tim jsut goes on 4chan and discusses Q Anon
Weaponize Tim Dillon now
tim dillon: isolate your way to success!
Whose watching this in 2029. The middle eastern gold robot wars were a rough time am I right.
Yes and yes!
I wish President Dillon all the best ,roll on 2030!🤖🦾
Tim Dillon hits different if you’re from Long Island if you know you know
"They do not love you"
"They just want food"
Me making a snack whilst surrounded by 3 cats trying to steal my food
I'm middle aged and I've come to loathe the holidays. I wish I could disappear. But, I'm responsible for others. Cheers. 🍻
Thank fir the laughs Mr Tim. Hope you and your friends and loved ones have a great Christmas
Best Christmas Film: Silent Night, Deadly Night
I actually listen to the ads when Tim does them. Skip them everywhere else.
Hahaha every one does. The Pig is king
Damn son. Tim spot on with this one.
the ridge ad is simply the greatest soliloquy in the history of man .
This and his better help ad wit ray. Or right when BH got all that backlash for being shitty
The holiday Christmas party rant is essential
Timmy the trashcan is the best
This ep has my favorite ridge wallet ad
49:43 my absolute favorite part
@@tylergriffin6872 tru