roach lung recordings He should just call it “Black Cube” or “The Abyss”, or maybe “Zero Dark Thirty”, or “The Dark Knight” none of those are trademarked, so feel free Tim!
Red Palace fun fact, the person who spawned that ideology lived at his mother’s house while writing his magnum opus, the Wealth of Nations. Also, I will be writing Tim Dillon’s name on my presidential primary ballot in the coming months.
@@ICXC_33 Fun fact - Adam Smith didn't spawn Libertarianism, and wouldn't agree with it if he was around today. It's as wrong a summary of Smiths politics as claiming Bentham founding the Bolsheviks.
This video deserves to be a Master class in real estate, personal grooming, cultural anthropology, phrenology, socialization, and philosophy. I feel like this is something people would buy. So sell it. You'll feel better, we'll feel better, and nothing will change. Nothing. Except they will have less money.
This is the stuff I look forward to on Sunday. I should be going to Mass and saving my soul but instead I choose to watch a hunk of Irish soda-bread and his little twink producer talk about Jeff Epstein for two hours
1:11:05 I heard this for the first time on a flight and i absolutely lost it. Everyone was looking at me waiting for my next move. Just skipped back and laughed nonstop for about 20 minutes
He’s poisoned a river in China, he’s being accused of genocide, but he loves infinity pools 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tim is the fucking funniest comedian alive right now
On either end, you got the classic porch shows, the random BnBcasts, and the current highway shades and hat setup. But for me, deep in the heart of Corona madness back then, it was all about these Black Pit Of the Abyss shows...
You were SPOT ON about G. Max! LOL (49:10) "Someone" gifted her a modest New England cottage and she was just living there trying to lead a normal life; away from the harsh scrutiny of the public.....
I wouldn't take it too seriously. He's a comic, sober and a New Yorker, which means that he can't help but disdain weed, mostly because it's not very conducive to earning the money that he knows too well that he'll never make.
@ It doesn't affect everyone the same way. Of course, it's a bad idea to consume industrial quantities on a daily basis and yes, constantly talking about weed is an irritating habit. Personally, I have no problem exercising or interacting with people after eating an edible, I find the latter somewhat easier even. Am I exceedingly proud of using it? No. If I fail to do things that I ought to, I can assure you that it's not because of the drug.
Cyanide used to refine gold. Particularly if they're mining gold dust instead of nuggets. It's ended up in the bottom of open pit mines here in Australia. Water is green.
Recently discovering Tim and this bit is one of the funniest bits on RUclips him rattling off tragic scenarios for Tracy followed by it's a real knife fight ruined me in the best way
I laughed at the tweet . Was he not accused of rape ?blood evidence ? Settled out of court? 70 children die in a school bus in Yemen from American weapons ? Any outcry ? What if all these kids were future NBA player then would anybody care ? He threw a ball in a basket amazing!!!!
@@Ryan-oq7oq wrong fight to pick. I know the Kobe case inside and out. The accuser was on medication for schizophrenia. She attempted suicide multiple times before this incident. She hung out with her manager after the "rape" and the manager noticed nothing wrong (keep in mind the accusations were violent, bloody, forced rape, not "date rape." According to her she was brutalized, choked and bloodied without consent. The manager said she was fine). The next day she took a rape kit at the police department, they found the semen and pubic hair of a white man whom she had sex with that same night after the Kobe incident. She was caught lying to police about the events that transpired in the hotel after the incident. And she didnt "settle" anything. You cannot settle a criminal case. She refused to testify, which is quite different. She refused to testify cause she didnt want to be cross examined, cause her story was shit. She settled the CIVIL case which is not a knock on Kobe, but a knock of her for taking money over justice. Had she gone through with the case, the only person who would suffer is Kobes reputation. Instead she took the money and agreed to keep her greedy mouth shut. Sounds exactly what a victim of bloody, violent rape would do.
@@Ryan-oq7oq im sure you mourned those 70 children yourself. So youre gonna use that as a jumping off point to justify someone dancing over the grave of an American icon?? That's not a strong argument. Even 9/11 pails in comparison to what America has done overseas, not the least included murdering 1 million Iraqis and propping up the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. So we shouldnt mourn 9/11 victims either?? Solid argument dude
@Christian Slater nah whats lame is dancing over the grave of someone and calling it comedy. The majority of people rightfully support the outrage to such a tasteless unfunny joke. But dont worry, if and when Ari gets killed I'll be back dancing on his grave. See if you think that's lame. Im will have zero problems with that. Im not a moral arbiter. If what he said was funny, id laugh. It wasnt. But it'll be funny if he gets it. THAT would be hysterical. Given he's such a master at trolling death.
@@MrAhuraMazda I don't even like Ari but it's hilarious how mad people get over one life ..what makes him an icon again he put a ball in a basket swoosh hes a hero !! On any given day I'm sure 1000s of hero's are vacummed out of another hero vagina ...nobody cares this will all pass when the next outrage comes along ...typical...if you did nothing wrong why pay out money? 🤔
Tim is the only podcaster that i wont skip ads on, like there are some fuckin GEMS in these ads. I got ridge wallet and now im engaged to a beautiful woman i met at the bar, who is faithful to me but pleads with me that i dont need to be faithful to her, cause ya know im so handsome and successful
Ever since young Benjamin left , the show sadly just hasn't had the same magic anymore. I frequently come back and rematch all these older episodes and relive how awsome these were every week. Good memories lol
me: sitting here thinking Tim would have a real shot at real estate in L.A. in between gigs to save up money to move to Florida, meanwhile sitting here listening to Tim spitting truth about high end real estate in L.A. and surrounding area. getting weird out here in these parts
With his recent "FAKE BUSINESS" and saying that he doesn't have a real estate license but LIKES CALLING these people and likes them to be shallow.... and HAVING BEEN a salesman.... I think HE WILL BECOME a real estate agent in the side.... and do gigs and then buy himself A STUNNING ESTATE regardless of his old credit rating.
I need that Facebook rant about everyone that posts on there being a mental patient iso'd asap lol. It's so true. I check Facebook every few months and it's the same 5-6 people ranting incoherently getting 10 likes tops. You can tell they just have nothing else going on in their lives. It'd be funny if it wasn't such a bleak look into someone's depressing state of affairs, ya know?
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Is this studio in tim's gaping hole?
Lol Tim literally called on point the Syria thing . 55 min time stamp
Ah a simpler time. No pandemic. Portland was still a nice place to visit.
Zoh
@@a.k.4o
The decor matches his taste in comedy. A dark bottomless abyss with the only light being himself
Underrated accurate comment. Tim has escaped the black lodge and created his own.
It's like the sunken place podcast💯
He should name the studio The BlackPill
roach lung recordings He should just call it “Black Cube” or “The Abyss”, or maybe “Zero Dark Thirty”, or “The Dark Knight” none of those are trademarked, so feel free Tim!
The allegory of the comedy cave
Tim is life. Tim is love. Tim is working at Best Buy.
Doing fake business
I'm saying
@@gabrielkessay6629I’ll tell ya
"Stop posting libertarian memes if you live with your mother."
God, I want this man to run for office.
Red Palace fun fact, the person who spawned that ideology lived at his mother’s house while writing his magnum opus, the Wealth of Nations. Also, I will be writing Tim Dillon’s name on my presidential primary ballot in the coming months.
Socialist scum who post memes while living with their mother is honest. They are scum though and she be removed from society.
Living with their mother is a socialist game.
💯
@@ICXC_33 Fun fact - Adam Smith didn't spawn Libertarianism, and wouldn't agree with it if he was around today.
It's as wrong a summary of Smiths politics as claiming Bentham founding the Bolsheviks.
Tim Dillon makes more sense than almost anything else on the internet.
his philosophical outlook on life is the correct one
Tim is my favorite gay comic. Byran callen is my second.
Why are you putting people into groups? Can't they just be comedians? Are you a bigot?
Ari* not Callens
@@thesixthestate4274 The other reason could be to give some sense to his punch line but that's just a theory.
@@thesixthestate4274 Nick Casillas got a thumbs UP bc of your sick libtard comment. It's his first amendment right to say whatever he FEELS and wants!
The number one gay comic is Theo von
"Boomers by the way are the first generation to have a shit ton of life experience and no wisdom" Tim Dillon
Antony Roberts I love the contempt for the Boomers
This is true
that's a quote
That is genius.
Yoo
"They want him for genocide, but he loves infinity pools." Pure gold.
“And, you know….hey.”
- Marcus Aurelius
Tim looks like an assistant manager at Best Buy.
LMAO
I’m dead hahahahaha
I like his red polo better.
Assistant to the manager
😂😂
This video deserves to be a Master class in real estate, personal grooming, cultural anthropology, phrenology, socialization, and philosophy. I feel like this is something people would buy. So sell it. You'll feel better, we'll feel better, and nothing will change. Nothing. Except they will have less money.
I love when Tim makes fun of Ben's radio voice.
#metoo
he's been in my recommended for a while and I was like "who is this bum?" he's the best is who apparently
This is the stuff I look forward to on Sunday. I should be going to Mass and saving my soul but instead I choose to watch a hunk of Irish soda-bread and his little twink producer talk about Jeff Epstein for two hours
Hey. This IS church. Bottoms up! 🍷
Feels good man. 🥂🍻👌
It’s your destiny!
Life in the big city
are they a couple?
I ate an edible and am now fondly recalling my childhood under the fatherly tutelage of Kobe Bryant.
Fast forward, they did end up finding maxwell in a stunning estate. Keep it up Tim
240p because I'm early thats life in the big city
kidou33 migraines + opiod life + Dillon. That’s my daily routine.
Life in the big city
I like how Tim just rants to his homeless IT guy
This looks like a straight up interrogation room. Kind of reminds me of a crime film
I love when he interrogates his underling about the way he talks
1:11:05 I heard this for the first time on a flight and i absolutely lost it. Everyone was looking at me waiting for my next move. Just skipped back and laughed nonstop for about 20 minutes
He’s poisoned a river in China, he’s being accused of genocide, but he loves infinity pools 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tim is the fucking funniest comedian alive right now
Aretha Franklin was like wtf did I do 😂
In terms of iconic rants in one episode, this might be the top
" I did dmt and tried to sell the aliens condos " please make that shirt.
timestep?
@@sa.8208 1:11
@@adamkornreich2732 cheers dude, one of the best rants haha its 1.1.11 :)
It’s a stunning estate
@@taxReDo you want it or not?
This podcast was filmed inside Ari Shaffir's soul
Steve Jobs You win the internet today
Luckily his soul does not contain the new Avenge Sevenfold album.
@@andrewlaco1776 a7x doesn't have any soul...
Ari was correct
"You can do acid and be a materialistic piece of shit, I did it for years"
And to say the whole podcasts is all made of golden sentences like this
The only podcast on earth where you look forward to the ads! The wallet ad was hilarious!
The Ridge Wallet ad read is an all timer. Holy shit.
Who would’ve guessed that Tim would call the Putin/Ukraine gig 2 years ago via a ridge wallet ad. What a visionary
his ridge wallet ad reads make life worth living
Ridge wallet yummm
On either end, you got the classic porch shows, the random BnBcasts, and the current highway shades and hat setup. But for me, deep in the heart of Corona madness back then, it was all about these Black Pit Of the Abyss shows...
Here from the future. This is a top episode all time lowkey
the ridge ad read was the greatest ad for any company i’ve ever heard
His last 3 rants on this one need to go into the Library of Congress.. have to watch this one every 6 months or so lol.
God damn I love this podcast!! And if you haven't seen him live yet you're missing out!!
You were SPOT ON about G. Max! LOL (49:10) "Someone" gifted her a modest New England cottage and she was just living there trying to lead a normal life; away from the harsh scrutiny of the public.....
What a fucking gem of an episode
Turning so many frowns upside-down.. Dillon slays
Yea as someone that consumes cannabis but don't talk about it all the time, I find pot culture super annoying these days.
For real bro it’s like no man I don’t want to smoke with you I’m just trying to smoke this and play dark souls 3
As the guy who grows at home and works at a dispensary i find it hilarious and have to agree.
I usually skip the commercials but Tim makes everything interesting
The weed segment literally made me question what I've been doing the past 17 years...
I wouldn't take it too seriously. He's a comic, sober and a New Yorker, which means that he can't help but disdain weed, mostly because it's not very conducive to earning the money that he knows too well that he'll never make.
@ It doesn't affect everyone the same way. Of course, it's a bad idea to consume industrial quantities on a daily basis and yes, constantly talking about weed is an irritating habit. Personally, I have no problem exercising or interacting with people after eating an edible, I find the latter somewhat easier even. Am I exceedingly proud of using it? No. If I fail to do things that I ought to, I can assure you that it's not because of the drug.
Jan Henkel People are forgetting he said it was a bit.
@@Existential_Dread Of course, but in their defense, he didn't seem all that sincere when he said it was a bit.
@@Existential_Dread yeah but its pretty much a known truth that for a lot of people smoking weed does nothing but waste time
Stuck in my head like a song with only one line... a stunning Estate, a stunning Estate, A stunning estate, a stunning estate, a stunning estate...
I'm still waiting on my low cost high quality jewelry
Jesse Richards low quality high cost very important to remember 😂
So if I poison a river then I can buy a 30M penthouse on park ave? Sign me up
Cyanide used to refine gold. Particularly if they're mining gold dust instead of nuggets. It's ended up in the bottom of open pit mines here in Australia. Water is green.
That "Million Dollar Fisting" nearly ruined my calligraphy 💀
DEAD
that last speech was beautiful and inspirational. So much wisdom and knowledge.
Congrats on 50k subscribers! Love you guys.
Wow look at our boy now 😎👍
Recently discovering Tim and this bit is one of the funniest bits on RUclips him rattling off tragic scenarios for Tracy followed by it's a real knife fight ruined me in the best way
I feel satisfied when Tim rips on real estate agents and cruise ship people. I’m not gonna say why, but it all makes sense now.
I really liked the porch.
greatest closing bit of any of these shows. watching it again in Sept 2021. LOLz
"Ari Shaffir is the type of friend we all need to grow out of." Thats the best take I've read on the internet regarding Ari
I laughed at the tweet . Was he not accused of rape ?blood evidence ? Settled out of court? 70 children die in a school bus in Yemen from American weapons ? Any outcry ? What if all these kids were future NBA player then would anybody care ? He threw a ball in a basket amazing!!!!
@@Ryan-oq7oq wrong fight to pick. I know the Kobe case inside and out. The accuser was on medication for schizophrenia. She attempted suicide multiple times before this incident. She hung out with her manager after the "rape" and the manager noticed nothing wrong (keep in mind the accusations were violent, bloody, forced rape, not "date rape." According to her she was brutalized, choked and bloodied without consent. The manager said she was fine). The next day she took a rape kit at the police department, they found the semen and pubic hair of a white man whom she had sex with that same night after the Kobe incident. She was caught lying to police about the events that transpired in the hotel after the incident.
And she didnt "settle" anything. You cannot settle a criminal case. She refused to testify, which is quite different. She refused to testify cause she didnt want to be cross examined, cause her story was shit. She settled the CIVIL case which is not a knock on Kobe, but a knock of her for taking money over justice. Had she gone through with the case, the only person who would suffer is Kobes reputation. Instead she took the money and agreed to keep her greedy mouth shut. Sounds exactly what a victim of bloody, violent rape would do.
@@Ryan-oq7oq im sure you mourned those 70 children yourself. So youre gonna use that as a jumping off point to justify someone dancing over the grave of an American icon?? That's not a strong argument. Even 9/11 pails in comparison to what America has done overseas, not the least included murdering 1 million Iraqis and propping up the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. So we shouldnt mourn 9/11 victims either?? Solid argument dude
@Christian Slater nah whats lame is dancing over the grave of someone and calling it comedy. The majority of people rightfully support the outrage to such a tasteless unfunny joke. But dont worry, if and when Ari gets killed I'll be back dancing on his grave. See if you think that's lame. Im will have zero problems with that. Im not a moral arbiter. If what he said was funny, id laugh. It wasnt. But it'll be funny if he gets it. THAT would be hysterical. Given he's such a master at trolling death.
@@MrAhuraMazda I don't even like Ari but it's hilarious how mad people get over one life ..what makes him an icon again he put a ball in a basket swoosh hes a hero !! On any given day I'm sure 1000s of hero's are vacummed out of another hero vagina ...nobody cares this will all pass when the next outrage comes along ...typical...if you did nothing wrong why pay out money? 🤔
i heard Tim dillion pees siting down and takes a dump standing up their was a bazooka joe comic book strip on it years ago
Lol
“You’re eating a cereal someone bought for you” 🤣
I was just listening to the podcast before but watching him gesticulate makes this so much better
Low cost, high quality
Tim ranting in the dark is a beautiful thing
Tim is the only podcaster that i wont skip ads on, like there are some fuckin GEMS in these ads. I got ridge wallet and now im engaged to a beautiful woman i met at the bar, who is faithful to me but pleads with me that i dont need to be faithful to her, cause ya know im so handsome and successful
This is a masterful visual mix: the star gilded up, and the aftermath in the shadows
Guy on the laptop has the best job ever
You mean the Young Jamie wannabe?? Check yoself foo!
Ben is the producer.
chris ludwig Any producer is imitating YJ? What a world u must live in.
@@CH-ml4rz I was simply comparing the significance and coolness of the job. Saying YJ has a cooler job in comparison.
Kobe was like a father to me. I never met him.
I’m still laughing at the Aretha Franklin joke lol
Now i’ve watched the back catalogue, i like to pick a random episode and rewatch
Ever since young Benjamin left , the show sadly just hasn't had the same magic anymore. I frequently come back and rematch all these older episodes and relive how awsome these were every week. Good memories lol
Don’t worry Tem I used the word “Code” when I bought my Ridge Wallet.
Tim needs to find the Architectural Digest RUclips page it’s wild
Tim: "sometimes I wonder if there's impressionable people that watch this"
Me: gets reported for every essay since listening to the TDS
51:00 one of the very best ads haha
The start of this is so perfect
studybeats Hah?!
Cole here, over a year later. Your take on revisiting Syria in 6 months around 54:00 played out well
Tim, you’re looking slender in your Best Buy uni, buddy; screw the haters! 😍
Yes, thats correct absolutely no sunlight in the underground dungeon. all cash or no buy .
tim i neeeded this
Tim was on 🔥🔥 this episode haha
Glad they were able to find a tarp big enough to cover Tim. But when are they going to release him back into the ocean?
Who's here for Sunday Morning Church with THE Rev?
I know I'm not the only one who was betting on Tim Dillon for Kobe jokes. Ari came through clutch. Thanks Ari 👏👏👏
"don't watch the news, the news is not your friend" is some pretty A1 advice in modern culture
one of the greatest episodes
Thank god it's here.
damn you're good tim. much wisdom here.
Omg the speech about people lying, so true after working sales for years you know everyone is lying and sometimes they are not even cogniscent
"we gatta get an HDMI cable" -- WOOOH slow down there this is getting to high tech for my blood.
That "shape of skulls" bit got me good.
me: sitting here thinking Tim would have a real shot at real estate in L.A. in between gigs to save up money to move to Florida,
meanwhile sitting here listening to Tim spitting truth about high end real estate in L.A. and surrounding area. getting weird out here in these parts
@something clever if he could get over that huge hurtle that you would feel like you're selling your soul
With his recent "FAKE BUSINESS" and saying that he doesn't have a real estate license but LIKES CALLING these people and likes them to be shallow.... and HAVING BEEN a salesman.... I think HE WILL BECOME a real estate agent in the side.... and do gigs and then buy himself A STUNNING ESTATE regardless of his old credit rating.
This is greater than any netflix special
traveling back in time to listen to episode 185 in 2021
Tim Dillon is my new life coach
Tim filming from his favorite location; the dark corner of a corporate steakhouse.
ok, I'm sold. I think I kinda like this.
the most inspiring conversation ever
Once Timmy gets a new hairstyle we’ll know he’s bigtime. Mark my words.
😂 “THAT’S why people are angry?!” I fucking LOVE Tim Dillon!!!
I need that Facebook rant about everyone that posts on there being a mental patient iso'd asap lol. It's so true. I check Facebook every few months and it's the same 5-6 people ranting incoherently getting 10 likes tops. You can tell they just have nothing else going on in their lives. It'd be funny if it wasn't such a bleak look into someone's depressing state of affairs, ya know?
“RIP Kobe, RIP Ari, goodnight.”
Hahahah god fucking damnit Tim Dillion. I love you. That’s the greatest ending I’ve ever heard.
Tim please make real estate show
That's a lot of outdoor living space...
Does this show have video now? Goddammit best podcast ever.
why are they at men in black HQ?
That real estate bit was 10/10.
I miss the porch.
This camera angle is somehow perfect
vincent. noooooo! it's giving me fucking veritgo!
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