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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  4 года назад +84

    Guys go get the ridge. Don't start. www.ridge.com/TIM
    Also weekly bonus episodes are here: www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow

    • @zzzz1192
      @zzzz1192 4 года назад +2

      poultry are known to harbor streptococcal ...

    • @jeremiah893
      @jeremiah893 4 года назад +2

      Tim ill never go to the ridge the bread twisty tie still holds up

    • @DocC993
      @DocC993 4 года назад +2

      27:00 Constituency

    • @jrodv2
      @jrodv2 4 года назад +1

      If you're not going to a big venue in upstate NY you should always go to saratoga springs rather than albany.
      Edit: comedy works

    • @Marcus-143
      @Marcus-143 4 года назад +1

      Demographic!

  • @echogolf1
    @echogolf1 4 года назад +851

    Literally going backwards thru the Tim Dillon anthology lmao this is all gold

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 3 года назад +24

      Hell yeah. Tim should play the next joker yes or Yes!?

    • @SavagexRaccoon
      @SavagexRaccoon 3 года назад +19

      Same I came across his ridge wallet rap best part of going down the rabbit hole

    • @skatetildeath38
      @skatetildeath38 3 года назад +4

      Same..

    • @poolboywillis1225
      @poolboywillis1225 3 года назад +13

      Same. Been watching Tim in reverse for the past 3months or so Tim Dillon is GOD

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 3 года назад +5

      I’m working my way through them right now and just got to your comment 👍😂

  • @josephisafan
    @josephisafan 4 года назад +838

    Tim is lowkey the best comedian on the planet currently.

  • @lukazubic3909
    @lukazubic3909 4 года назад +604

    Best thing about Joe Rogan is that he introduced me to Dillon. How this channel has only 50 thousand subs even Einstein can't explain'

  • @cg5701
    @cg5701 4 года назад +242

    “I didn’t get the corona virus, but I got strep throat”
    .......Life in the big city

  • @trashbag6997
    @trashbag6997 4 года назад +185

    When that sick ridge wallet beat dropped. Instant classic. The towers are still there. It was a hologram.

  • @cmears76
    @cmears76 4 года назад +258

    ‘Life is too short not to be hateful’ 😂😂. No truer words have ever been spoken TJD

    • @jamesnicholson4060
      @jamesnicholson4060 4 года назад +7

      I nearly spat coffee all over my computer when he said that hahaha! Quote of the day haha! XD

    • @spewnz69
      @spewnz69 3 года назад

      Reminds me of the Doug Stanhope line, "If someone is a cunt to you, hold it in your heart for the rest of your life"

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 2 года назад

      @@spewnz69 fuck that shit put a curse on their ass and let the demons do the work

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 4 года назад +309

    Tim just finished his shift at Staples.

    • @HarvestMoon2049
      @HarvestMoon2049 4 года назад +8

      I thought he worked at Chili's

    • @theotherkangaroo
      @theotherkangaroo 4 года назад +11

      Target

    • @mikesmith406
      @mikesmith406 4 года назад +7

      Circuit city

    • @Cuyt24
      @Cuyt24 4 года назад +1

      @@mikesmith406 This is an old podcast. Why? What are you doing with your life?

    • @maxr1826
      @maxr1826 4 года назад +5

      @@Cuyt24 new to me

  • @theogbunn7672
    @theogbunn7672 4 года назад +122

    Your distaste for the left and right in unison and yet understanding that both have valid ideals and intelligent representatives and thinkers is why I love you so much Tim. So many other podcasters and comedians and entertainers claim to think the same way, and yet cannot lose their biases one way or another. Im glad you don't openly choose a side, directly after saying how you think both are mostly full of shit. People forget you dont have to play a game if both teams aren't supporting your beliefs.

    • @MrMadalien
      @MrMadalien 4 года назад +5

      B-but filthy centrists!!! If you’re not an ally you’re an enemy!! Raaaaaaahhh

    • @harrisonl226
      @harrisonl226 4 года назад +2

      Go away

    • @chandlerwhalen7782
      @chandlerwhalen7782 3 года назад +5

      That’s every person who doesn’t subscribe to identity politics. Ppl are so all in to the left or right that they lack any sort of nuance.

    • @chandlerwhalen7782
      @chandlerwhalen7782 3 года назад +1

      I’d say Tim leans right, as the left has gone mental

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 3 года назад

      @@chandlerwhalen7782 I'd say we probably dont really have any substantive way to know which side of the line hes stepping over, I dont think he ever really let's on to his own opinions in a serious way on podcasts or in his standup. He acts serious sometimes and makes some really good arguments, and if we're basing it on those moments I'd agree with you that he seems to lean slightly right but I doubt he's ever really turning it off when he's on camera and speaking openly from his own ideals. That's why he stands out so much from his peers in comedy, even when he's seemingly dropping the veil and giving a convincingly honest view into his personal political disposition it's still a joke the majority of people think isn't a joke and the few who get it are laughing so hard they can't breathe.

  • @Jroc_9696
    @Jroc_9696 4 года назад +117

    Never thought a big gay former tap dancer would be the person I go to to make sense of the world but here we are and I’m all about it

  • @randylahey5463
    @randylahey5463 4 года назад +115

    Tim Dillon speaks; you listen. It's that simple.

  • @jamesmurphy8530
    @jamesmurphy8530 4 года назад +58

    The story about his friend’s mom. He can make a dark, tragic thing funny but still let you know that he truly cares about that person/situation. Amazing human

  • @deerted3093
    @deerted3093 4 года назад +33

    That freestyle is the best moment of Tim Dillon’s podcast history

  • @TheMrbrowniie
    @TheMrbrowniie 4 года назад +112

    This is the perfect podcast if you’re coming down from a heavy acid trip 👌 10/10 recommend

  • @lunaticvids42
    @lunaticvids42 4 года назад +105

    i love how ben just sits there quietly laughing his ass off

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 3 года назад +5

      I love when they turn on each other, radical vs rational

    • @M2xim
      @M2xim 2 года назад +2

      Best job in the world.

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 2 года назад

      @@M2xim easiest for sure. but now he's left the job 😢

    • @M2xim
      @M2xim 2 года назад

      @@kr50401 For real? When? Why?! I'm a couple of episode late since i prefer binge watching them so i missed this. 😮

  • @mentalhealthownership4110
    @mentalhealthownership4110 4 года назад +84

    Tim Dillon is my spirit animal.

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 года назад +10

      I had a delusional drug induced thought about Tim being my Puerto Rican Santeria Grandmother.

    • @aculasabacca
      @aculasabacca 3 года назад

      I'm here listening again. Tim is 20 years younger than me yet expresses my worldview perfectly in a way I never could.

  • @johnnada5782
    @johnnada5782 4 года назад +72

    “Garlic Monkey “ is my new favorite racial slur

  • @sgwinenoob2115
    @sgwinenoob2115 4 года назад +128

    That Ridge Rap cured my pancreatic cancer

  • @geraghtydevin
    @geraghtydevin 3 года назад +34

    I grew up with a mother who would put the service industry through all kinds of hell.. it’s one of the things I respected about her.’
    -Tim Dillon 1:04:05
    🤣

  • @mikedavis3634
    @mikedavis3634 4 года назад +28

    Ben : “ I have a beat prepared. “
    This made my day. Fuck the time change!

  • @GravityGamingCo
    @GravityGamingCo 4 года назад +131

    Tim the best comedian out here. Epstein castle bit will be legendary forever.

    • @bul166
      @bul166 4 года назад +1

      Fukin absolutely!!

    • @Lexus7912
      @Lexus7912 4 года назад +3

      Definitely the best comedian, by far, but that doesn't give tim a free pass, strep throat?! More like invaded by a giant cock

    • @HelloSpyMyLie
      @HelloSpyMyLie 4 года назад

      Which one is that?? Where he dresses up like the temple??

    • @sallysue8176
      @sallysue8176 3 года назад

      @@Lexus7912 leave the comedy to Tim

  • @revmaxproductions
    @revmaxproductions 4 года назад +79

    Pandemic in the big city.

  • @redpalace2494
    @redpalace2494 4 года назад +85

    Way off-topic, but Tim and Ben have great hair.

    • @randylahey5463
      @randylahey5463 4 года назад +8

      Fat guys either have horrible hair or great hair. It's usually the former

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 года назад +4

      During the raise and downfall of ancient Greek culture, The Master sculptors depicted great hair on their marble sculptures 💇🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️
      "Life in the Big City...." 🍷🍺🚬

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 4 года назад +1

      Like wheat fields on a breezy summer day

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 3 года назад +1

      MANSCAPED! YES OR YES!?

    • @randomfullywonderful
      @randomfullywonderful 2 года назад

      @@randylahey5463 There's nothing hotter that a fat, bald, hairy, sweaty man. 😆

  • @dirtdirtdirtiest9607
    @dirtdirtdirtiest9607 4 года назад +15

    That free style off the dome was IMPRESSIVE

  • @ImChief
    @ImChief 2 года назад +15

    I’ve been going backwards through Tim’s old episodes during work and I must say that ridge wallet should be paying him a billion dollars for these ads. That was probably the funniest segment of the whole show and it was literally for an ad read. No one does comedy like Tim and any sponsor that doesn’t let him go free flow is losing out on millions possibly billions of dollars.

  • @Jakem763
    @Jakem763 3 года назад +12

    Dude just fires on all cylinders at all times it’s incredible

  • @jordandavid8653
    @jordandavid8653 2 года назад +7

    “Life is too short to not be hateful.”

  • @balipan09
    @balipan09 3 года назад +10

    Tim helps me a lot with anger management. Not in the traditional way. He helps me understand WHY my angers are okay. Thank you Tim

  • @davidrother6092
    @davidrother6092 4 года назад +28

    I work 6 days a week, the Tim Dillon show is the highlight of my week. Keep up the good work dude. Hope to catch you live in DC if you come around.

    • @bullmoosemedia
      @bullmoosemedia 3 года назад +4

      He is like your brutally honest friend who will always tell you the truth but also says fuck it and still wants you to have a good time.

    • @IS-BE-um4up
      @IS-BE-um4up 2 года назад +1

      I can't imagine tim in DC, I think he'd get epsteined

  • @dana.9377
    @dana.9377 4 года назад +4

    "Life is too short to not be hateful"... words to live by

  • @Bf2142Samuel7777
    @Bf2142Samuel7777 4 года назад +18

    "I can still smell the bodies burning, cough cough wuhan" sweet jesus

  • @acetate909
    @acetate909 4 года назад +20

    @3:37
    Tim's mind is so quick that he disarms his critics while making a surprisingly deep point.

    • @lj1687
      @lj1687 4 года назад +1

      Evan Fields best part

  • @bayareaomg
    @bayareaomg 4 года назад +37

    Timmy talking about loving hotels because you hate your home hit too close😥

    • @bonka_mann
      @bonka_mann 4 года назад +2

      Yup!

    • @AdrianHertz
      @AdrianHertz 4 года назад +1

      he said "I like hotels because i hate my life!" which hits levels of closeness i didnt even thougth possible

  • @joshhernandez8085
    @joshhernandez8085 2 года назад +13

    By far the most re-listenable podcast out there

  • @GiffysChannel
    @GiffysChannel 4 года назад +41

    We need you to make us laugh in times when the main stream media is trying to make you afraid to be alive

  • @michaeljoseph2827
    @michaeljoseph2827 4 года назад +29

    I was just thinking, "I need some Tim Dillon in my life'!

  • @warlordy
    @warlordy 4 года назад +40

    Watching this coked up in Greece at 8am, seriously

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 года назад +1

      Stay safe and Listen to Mr.Panos ruclips.net/video/lCrJMEazegY/видео.html

    • @goldencheese7247
      @goldencheese7247 4 года назад +4

      Love doing coke and having Tim on in the background.

    • @Fabian080690
      @Fabian080690 4 года назад +3

      Oh I believe you.

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 4 года назад +2

      Who does coke when there’s meth tho. Like grow up ya know

    • @6vitamin
      @6vitamin 4 года назад +1

      Lets hang out. I want that blue ass water and olive oil too.

  • @WackWizerdX
    @WackWizerdX 4 года назад +26

    33:35 🔥

  • @slidethedoss239
    @slidethedoss239 4 года назад +39

    "Its hard to swallow" - Timmy Trashcan

    • @DeSoulTV
      @DeSoulTV 4 года назад +3

      "A rehearsal for the Big One"

  • @ryanbreiling8622
    @ryanbreiling8622 4 года назад +17

    Tim Dillon should play chris farley in a biopic and win an oscaar just to be ironic

    • @napsam71
      @napsam71 3 года назад

      Farley was barely funny.

  • @p.auto.t
    @p.auto.t 4 года назад +6

    Tim's rapping was the best ad I've ever seen.

  • @jacobkrewson9876
    @jacobkrewson9876 4 года назад +24

    Tim summoning his inner kool aid man

  • @blakeluvsu1
    @blakeluvsu1 3 месяца назад

    As someone that used to work in a hotel, Tim is my favorite kind of person to visit because it actually gives you something to do

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 4 года назад +9

    I haven’t laughed at anyone as much as Tim in years. Best comedian working right now.

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld 4 года назад +13

    That bit about Republicans and abortion and that bit about doing an ad for the wallet as Joe Biden 😂😂😂🤣 Tim Dillon is the best comedian currently!!

  • @fioredeutchmark
    @fioredeutchmark 3 года назад +8

    Here I am, high on coke and Percocet, doing fake business on Christmas, sitting in my stunning estate with Tim Dillon on in the background.
    2020 what a trip. 🤙🏻

  • @MrJdy18
    @MrJdy18 2 года назад +6

    Rip Ben. We love and miss you.

  • @Janckeriswatchingyou
    @Janckeriswatchingyou 4 года назад +5

    This might be the best one ive heard so far. That rap. Omg..

  • @razorpig6654
    @razorpig6654 4 года назад +10

    I found Tim Dylan years ago on Rogan and I haven’t gone back to Rogan

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 4 года назад +40

    Tim Dillon = white Patrice

    • @merfymac
      @merfymac 4 года назад +3

      Not yet.

    • @absentstars474
      @absentstars474 4 года назад +2

      Diabetes is about all they have in common

    • @lancejames7072
      @lancejames7072 4 года назад +2

      Lance Goodthrust if that’s true I’d like Patrice more but he was just far meaner & crueler in a way I didn’t respect. I have no doubt in my mind Patrice would think less of me due to my skin pigmentation. Maybe if Patrice had a few psychedelic experiences like Timmy he would’ve wisened up about some things. Tims IQ is double no doubt. Actually Patrice sucks. This comment sucks. You suck. Except for your name

    • @Cbd_7ohm
      @Cbd_7ohm 3 года назад

      They both riff good.

  • @memetixTV
    @memetixTV 3 года назад +4

    Tim Dillons adds are better than most of the premium content out there.

  • @danielluna7648
    @danielluna7648 4 года назад +7

    This podcast deserves a fucking award. And the ad reads almost make me kinda want to think about buying something from whatever he's reading.

  • @HungGarEarthBender
    @HungGarEarthBender 4 года назад +10

    This podcast is the highlight of my week. Life in the big city.

  • @TheRichardOlson
    @TheRichardOlson 4 года назад +10

    "Who votes for Bloomberg?!?!" ...."Not on my darkest blackest day"

  • @justinmclain4014
    @justinmclain4014 4 года назад +6

    Tim "a slice of tomato will change your life"
    Me who will die if I eat to big of a slice of tomato"damn hes not wrong"

  • @michaelnavoichick1356
    @michaelnavoichick1356 4 года назад +6

    Omfg finally these are video!! I'll actually listen and watch all episodes now! Thanks Tim for finally putting a camera up in the modern era!

  • @WillPogue
    @WillPogue Год назад +1

    The fact that this dude can just drop bars in seconds on top of everything else he dose is awesome 😂

  • @CH-ml4rz
    @CH-ml4rz 4 года назад +36

    Ppl say Bobby Lee has the greatest ads. Yeah no.

    • @MrAhuraMazda
      @MrAhuraMazda 4 года назад +5

      Bobby Lee has the greatest nothing. Even his hair is hack Theo Von now

    • @0megadwarf
      @0megadwarf 4 года назад +1

      cumtown has the best ad reads

  • @dgregss
    @dgregss 4 года назад +14

    It's Sunday at midnight people!!!

  • @lucasweaver9965
    @lucasweaver9965 4 года назад +12

    I love ben laughing his ass off

  • @d.lowery4933
    @d.lowery4933 4 года назад +3

    Tim dillon needs a friggin restaurant reviewer channel. On scene. In person. Live.

  • @brandonf3043
    @brandonf3043 3 года назад +2

    Ridge Wallet Rap needs to be on Spotify.

  • @flakkaflakka7414
    @flakkaflakka7414 4 года назад +3

    These two are like the modern day Penn and Teller

  • @xSirDudex
    @xSirDudex 4 года назад +8

    I got one of those Ridge wallets, they're really good. Now if I could only get some of those Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon.

  • @dramares
    @dramares 4 года назад +6

    "THAT ain't a virus... THIS is a virus!" -Saul Alinsky

    • @DeSoulTV
      @DeSoulTV 4 года назад +1

      Anyone else hear choppers in the distance?

  • @MA1LUNE
    @MA1LUNE 2 года назад +2

    It’s 4 am and this is great!!!

  • @collinthomas6288
    @collinthomas6288 3 года назад +2

    I’m saving this. Greatest episode. So funny

  • @NOWAY-jw3iq
    @NOWAY-jw3iq 4 года назад +7

    Chillon with Tim Dillon

  • @FM-pr1ht
    @FM-pr1ht Год назад +1

    Love Tim’s wisdom in this!!!!

  • @chanic4621
    @chanic4621 4 года назад +5

    The towers are still there. Killing me

  • @karljonson3287
    @karljonson3287 4 года назад +4

    Guynext to Tim has the best job ever.

  • @chimydimyplumyum1554
    @chimydimyplumyum1554 4 года назад +4

    Tim you are the best comedian out there.

  • @brianandrews7491
    @brianandrews7491 2 года назад +4

    March 2020 was such an innocent time

  • @514BMXJay
    @514BMXJay 4 года назад +4

    33:35 ridge wallet rap/best thing ever

  • @ronaldyodersr
    @ronaldyodersr 4 года назад +14

    Thank you Tim, my son has been praying for the Coriolanus Virus so he can stay home and eat Pop Tart and watch his favorite film Coriolanus starring Ralph Fine and Gerald Butlers! Yes my son enjoy Shakespeares my friend he is a goddamn genius!!!

  • @porquee
    @porquee 4 года назад +2

    2020 is the year I start complaining at every restraunt I go to, tim is right

  • @claymationwaves
    @claymationwaves 2 года назад +1

    I really reallllly miss chris farley and this makes me oh so happy

  • @God-w-
    @God-w- 4 года назад +2

    Tim please dont stop making content. Im starting to move bags, so im hoppin on the pateron poddy waddy train. 1st class ticket to the *big city*

  • @fadedlogic1
    @fadedlogic1 4 года назад +4

    I usually skip through ads on podcasts; I don’t on yours.

  • @AnorexicShark
    @AnorexicShark 4 года назад +4

    Thank you timy insightful as always

  • @JAYTLDN
    @JAYTLDN Месяц назад +1

    26:52 DEMOGRAPHIC

  • @kingjames7904
    @kingjames7904 2 года назад +1

    usually ppl skip ads fun to see the most replayed part is tims ads lmao

  • @user-im4wl2ci5n
    @user-im4wl2ci5n 3 года назад +2

    33:35 beat 37:00 hotels 59:25 coughing

  • @amachineee
    @amachineee 4 года назад +3

    amazing as always

  • @karlwithakcomedy
    @karlwithakcomedy 3 года назад +2

    33:42 Tim's rap on the Ridge wallet 😂

  • @marknova420
    @marknova420 4 года назад +5

    The suite life of two twinks on a boat.... lmao subbed

  • @garrettwhite9546
    @garrettwhite9546 4 года назад +4

    YES I fucking love this show. Tim Dillon if you're reading this, you're hilarious! I want to hear you do voice overs!! You'd be great for animes, or cartoons.

  • @SaltSlinger
    @SaltSlinger 4 года назад +4

    Timmy’s got bars

  • @kimariseverly6065
    @kimariseverly6065 4 года назад +1

    The guy laughing next to Tim Dillon is a whole-ass mood 😂 Fucking same! I wouldn’t be able to contain myself next to Tim Dillon. He’s a belly turner !

  • @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
    @leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 Год назад +1

    Mr tim reallyyy is in our twisted weird times, a weird great philosopher and great mind of our times 😂😂😂🎉

  • @rachelnicholshusband8487
    @rachelnicholshusband8487 3 месяца назад +1

    At the time, I didn’t realize we were in the golden age of Tim at this point

  • @harrisonmitchell4159
    @harrisonmitchell4159 4 года назад +3

    the secret word is..... *DEMOGRAPHIC*

  • @AnxietyTuesdays
    @AnxietyTuesdays 2 года назад

    That impression of Ray kump in ridiculous situations always kills me. Best recurring joke

  • @Rob-mt3df
    @Rob-mt3df 4 года назад +5

    You were 3 seconds late posting the episode chucklenuts

  • @NeoAmericanRealism
    @NeoAmericanRealism 4 года назад +3

    Tim is the voice of our generation 🥰

  • @shimmerglittershinesparkle
    @shimmerglittershinesparkle 3 месяца назад

    Understated genius on the ✈ fly production

  • @darlenev9988
    @darlenev9988 4 года назад +2

    The towers. Are. Still. THERE 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @socketofdavis
    @socketofdavis 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Hi, am I in the wrong room?" 💀

  • @manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145
    @manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145 4 года назад +4

    *I hadn't even watch the video, and I already give it Thumps up*

  • @stephenbeltzner7736
    @stephenbeltzner7736 4 года назад +1

    lovely work gents. thank you