Training my 6 year old to be a TikTok star. School is over. This is home school now, Dancing to old town road watching Cardi B , Lil Xan. Need money to buy medicine.. Saving our lives one Doja cat and lizzo lip sync at a time. NOT GOOD
@@jamiekarner141 Exactly and it isn't a coincidence that both of them are easily the most talented comics out there today. They can riff on any topic endlessly and need no one else to bounce off of either. Unbelievable.
Semaj Semaj you’re selling the lifestyle of a perfect set gem, obviously if you attended the “Success and Excess”by Tim Dillon lecture series you’d know this. The gems come later.
China is now operational the jewels got to me yesterday, no previews! You wanna impress your girl with your taste in modern jewelry design? I'll be at the Tampa downtown Marriott Tuesday through Thursday. COVID price gouging in effect, think of it like an uber surge.
Dude the “30k check for the ventilator that Buffalo Wild Wings built for you” part was legendary. I guarantee you do that on stage for a bit when you can 😂so hilarious and changed my mood. Thank the heavens for these comedians providing insight and inspiration in a time of chaos and uncertainty. Stay safe
Agree though I also appreciate Ben. I think Tim bounces some energy off of Ben as sort of a litmus test like he's talking to the whole podcast audience when he is talking to Ben and when Ben is laughing, even silently, I'm usually laughing as well.
I want Tim to start looking crazier and crazier every podcast he does to the point he shaves his head and start using tank tops and he's smoking two cigarettes at the same time
Dude..ive been a fan since his first time on rogan..and i just relized most of this is off the tip of his head..just riffing..no reading except for advertisements..truly gifted.
in Ancient Egypt, the common practice to fight off disease especially respiratory issues, was plenty of fluids, hydrotherapy and lots of rest some where near a perfectly set stone.
17:37 this rant is bringing tears to my eyes. I got a double dose of this type of parenting - my parents split when i was 3 - i was an only child so i was a part of all their dating, going to bars and restaurants and the state fair, watching sopranos and arliss as a 10 year old - such chaos but i loved every minute of it. 😅
These are historic times folks. But you know what is even more historic? The historically low prices on these high quality precious jewels. Get in line folks for the deal of the new millenium.
This episode is honestly a masterful rant. I wish I could cut out the qanon rant and share it on Facebook to all my crazy friends from my hometown who wake up every day and eat that shit up. They live and breathe it and I cannot comprehend how exhausting it's gotta be.
The harbinger of the apocalypse, Tim Dillon. Dude you make me so happy about things I want to cry about. Fighting the good fight, chaotic good. The hero we need but don't deserve. Thanks bro, I cried laughing and I'm just in the intro
I just found Tim, quite accidentally by watching Joe Rogan who I rarely watch. A moment of boredom just looking for something to listen to and what do you know. Now I am a regular listening to Tim.
While listening to this, scrolled past a post on Twitter suggesting the ventilators are a problem, the pressure is causing lung damage, patients should only have oxygen. Apparently everything is bad
Then someone in the comments replies with info about how the medical use of pure oxygen is bad and we need to be using a mix with carbon dioxide. Lol the bad news never ends
The nature of how covid damages the lung basically makes it so that if you do get sick enough to get on a vent you will most likely die. Its a tough one for sure
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Thanks Tim, where is the link to buy a jewel starting kit?
Dude you are KILLING. Unbelievable how good you are
no more bluechew?
Fuc#ing love this show. Thank fuc# for Tim!
Here to get some nostalgia of the greatest podcast era from the greatest podcast duo. RIP Tim and Ben.
Most underrated podcast out there.
@Craig Blanche who knew the patio was that great...
It was like 3 weeks ago now he just complains
You gotta get the patreon it's a goldmine. He cant go to hard on RUclips or he will lose sponsors.
Eddie vargas His new Patreon episode was fucking hilarious. All of them are funnier than the free podcast
In every video I come across on RUclips there is always one comment saying that it's underrated.
Alex Jones rushes home to listen to Tim Dillon
Steve Jobs cause he is a shill.
He thinks it's an educational podcast.
Tim Dillon rushes home to watch Rush Limbaugh
I thought he was alex's son lmao
Global pandemic? That's life in the big city.
😁
Everytime i go to the city i get super ill for 24 hours. Sore throat, fever, pain in my bones. Then the next day im good.
part and parcel, as some mayors would say
We're all Dennis now. We're all in a room drinking wine from a used up cup with ice in it.
Crushin life in the big city
Flexing with the Fiji water two weeks in a row now. Got that Patreon money
Got that stimulus bailout money
@@quantum7690 got that mommy money
Fax🖨🖨🖨🔥👍
Training my 6 year old to be a TikTok star. School is over. This is home school now, Dancing to old town road watching Cardi B , Lil Xan. Need money to buy medicine.. Saving our lives one Doja cat and lizzo lip sync at a time. NOT GOOD
Right there with ya. Does every 6 yr old want to be a tik tok star? Guess so.
Life in the big city.
36 Freeze this will be the future man it sucks
Idiocracy.
Genius
Tim Dillon is so talented he can actually make a podcast that lasts 5 hours and never run out of things to say and still be funny. He's the best.
L Dobbs no he doesn’t, wish he did. By far the funniest guy out there, pure talent.
him and burr just rant alone in a room
@@jamiekarner141 Exactly and it isn't a coincidence that both of them are easily the most talented comics out there today. They can riff on any topic endlessly and need no one else to bounce off of either. Unbelievable.
Of the best *
This is gold
Making us smile through these hard times
Kristoffer Hansen exactly
Great times
Being able to riff a monologe for an hour like this is and be hilarious is a talent.
I’m from the future. The world will realize that they need Tim’s slop, and he has risen to be the false idol we all worship. We wish him well.
I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath....anyone have a ventilator handy?
20k hmu
Bee-Dub's got one for $29.99! Drive-thru or delivery only though.
Daddy like
Mango habanero or spicy garlic?
Week 3 still no JEWELS BY PODCASTER TIM DILLON
Semaj Semaj you’re selling the lifestyle of a perfect set gem, obviously if you attended the “Success and Excess”by Tim Dillon lecture series you’d know this. The gems come later.
China is now operational the jewels got to me yesterday, no previews! You wanna impress your girl with your taste in modern jewelry design? I'll be at the Tampa downtown Marriott Tuesday through Thursday. COVID price gouging in effect, think of it like an uber surge.
That's because he's a fackin' shyster, through & through.
Dude the “30k check for the ventilator that Buffalo Wild Wings built for you” part was legendary. I guarantee you do that on stage for a bit when you can 😂so hilarious and changed my mood. Thank the heavens for these comedians providing insight and inspiration in a time of chaos and uncertainty. Stay safe
That one was 👍🏼
"We haven't fully, truly given ourselves to the randomness and cruelty of this existence."
This was one of the most literary rich episodes by Tim. So funny,so sorrowful,so rich,so sad,so beautiful.
The best solo hour in podcast history.
Agree though I also appreciate Ben. I think Tim bounces some energy off of Ben as sort of a litmus test like he's talking to the whole podcast audience when he is talking to Ben and when Ben is laughing, even silently, I'm usually laughing as well.
Love the paper with absolutely nothing written on it. Nice attention to detail!
He has a pen. In hand. He's ready to go.
that's awesome
Tim deserved an Emmy for this one.
Low cost....high quality, baby
26:26 Rant begins
27:34 Homecoming
30:05 life back in Brooklyn
The newer episodes are fine, but this era of Tim is just so much better. Late 2019 to late 2020 was the best run of any podcast of all time
Tim Dillon deserves every dollar on earth. Never seen as much talent in one person.
The guy on the switchboard is there to laugh so Tim knows to keep the joke going. That shit with the small town homecoming had me dying.
Isaac Izaguirre thats really smart
This podcast keeps me sane. Best advertising Segway of all time goes to the your ridge wallet ad.
Ikr, I am so glad online ads people have good senses of humor
Segway?? 😭
Segue, idiot.
L Dobbs how do you spell deuce bag?
L Dobbs it’s the big S that made it ok
People who say that one person cannot change the world, have never eaten a bad bat...."Old Chinese saying"
Tim Dillon, in my opinion, is a national treasure. Keep speaking truth, my dude! Real recognize real. ✊🏿
💯
The best thing about a Tim Dillon late-night talk show is he'd make every one of his celebrity guests cry 😂😂😂
I can see that. Then they're ushered off the stage by a laughing Ben.
King of Quarantine
It’s funny when some guy comes out of nowhere to be your favorite comedian !
This podcast genuinely makes quarantine a little more tolerable. Thanks guys!
I Come for the High's.
But I Stay for the Low's.
A new Tim show the best time of the week!
I’ve listened to an unhealthy amount of mr Dillon and I must say this episode is one of his best
“You gotta lift them up so you can crush them back down”. ...... subscribed!
My Sunday sermon. The best part is when Tim makes my gf laugh and she just playing Animal Crossing, barely paying attention. Always makes me smile.
im so happy tims getting better, havent laughed this hard in weeks
when you get your bill for your buffalo wild wings ventilator.... #dead lol
The bomb that is The Tim Dillon Podcast has dropped again! Woohoo! 😀
Timeherenow Be he’s been killing it
james stevens , the serial killer!
I want Tim to start looking crazier and crazier every podcast he does to the point he shaves his head and start using tank tops and he's smoking two cigarettes at the same time
What if he just gets better and better looking while everything around him turns to hell
Yeah I want to see him lighting new cigarettes with old.
Tim is so well versed and built for the pandemic......
Dude..ive been a fan since his first time on rogan..and i just relized most of this is off the tip of his head..just riffing..no reading except for advertisements..truly gifted.
And he even improvises part of the ads. Hilarious
in Ancient Egypt, the common practice to fight off disease especially respiratory issues, was plenty of fluids, hydrotherapy and lots of rest some where near a perfectly set stone.
Not gonna lie, u had me in the first half
Praise allah Tim is alive
Ahla bo Tim Dillon
thank you
17:37 this rant is bringing tears to my eyes. I got a double dose of this type of parenting - my parents split when i was 3 - i was an only child so i was a part of all their dating, going to bars and restaurants and the state fair, watching sopranos and arliss as a 10 year old - such chaos but i loved every minute of it. 😅
How the hell can someone just rant for so long and be absolutely so fucking funny? It shouldn't be possible.
Yet here is Tim.
Tim, you doing this is very important to me.
30 minutes in this is the hardest I’ve laughed all year. Holy fuck I’d pay any price to see you in person
Instant top-tier episode, miraculously posted minutes after I finished the classic welcome hillary ep
The part where he talked about stand ups going home had me laughing like crazy while buying groceries. Thanks for getting me through isolation
Pure heat like game 6 Jordan
Tim's sign-offs are like a Charles Bukowski novel, dark, self righteous and just a little gross - love it!
I look forward to this podcast every week. The patreon episodes rock, too.
Coming back after 4 years to relive this era ❤
me too
Fucking Manscaped Ad is the best yet. Put me on the floor. Every Podcast is better than most sets of the best comedians out there.
These are historic times folks. But you know what is even more historic? The historically low prices on these high quality precious jewels. Get in line folks for the deal of the new millenium.
You sold me!! I wanna buy now!!!
We have reporters asking the POTUS questions about Tiger King in the midst of a global pandemic. We've reached peak surreality.
Best coronavorus/pandemic content on the air 😂
Undeniably
One of his best episodes
33:00 the *smirk* i caught that tim, you sly thing you
"you're either goin to Syracuse or your goin to see Jesus!"
Love the pod! Keeep going!
I saved my mushrooms for this
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
What better way to enjoy the end of the world? 😁
@@couchman-sw6jy woohooo!
Listening to this in August is WILD
This is like the news.
You have the amazing ability to hit the most real reality that there is... every time.
So you're definitely gonna buy a shift of nurses and doctors lunch today then right??
Getting my pirate radio transmitters ready to start broadcasting Tim Dillon across the wastes of America
Tim Dillon is the man.
This episode is honestly a masterful rant. I wish I could cut out the qanon rant and share it on Facebook to all my crazy friends from my hometown who wake up every day and eat that shit up. They live and breathe it and I cannot comprehend how exhausting it's gotta be.
Thank you Tim & Ben my whole family enjoy the program! We are going to get Manscaped together my friend!!!
26:40 😂lmao most epic msg to la ppl who moved there to make it but haven’t figured their shiit out
I'm having chest pains
Mason Lee ymh👀
Monitor your symptoms
Just keep featherin' it brother!!
Mason Lee don’t worry the show will hopefully get better
A Condescending Con Descending and following the proto
The harbinger of the apocalypse, Tim Dillon. Dude you make me so happy about things I want to cry about. Fighting the good fight, chaotic good. The hero we need but don't deserve. Thanks bro, I cried laughing and I'm just in the intro
These are the best ad reads on earth
Watching this 3 years later makes me miss Tim Dillon
Tim keep this going man! You have mastered this realm you are the spokesperson for the end times!
Most legendary Manscaped ad in history
Timmy the Blueberry
Timmy, you’re turning violet, Timmy
I’ve watched this like 4 times already. Tim should be more famous when outside isn’t closed anymore.
I just found Tim, quite accidentally by watching Joe Rogan who I rarely watch. A moment of boredom just looking for something to listen to and what do you know. Now I am a regular listening to Tim.
The denny's bit was phenomenal!
The competing of bad news is very spot on, it's like a daily update of competing and various found stories and theories and news.
Godspeed Mr. Dillon thank you for your service
32:22 Well now I want to go because it means I'll get to see Tim Dillon LIVE, then go out with a bang 🥳
The Dark Horse of inner city monologues
I love waking up hungover Sunday morning and listening to Tim.
Tim is godly
"I will walk on stage and pull the pin!" annnnd TIm's on a list lol
Listening, but time stamp for everyone?
@@cdavid469 Oh, I have no idea. I watched this a couple days ago. It's in there though. Enjoy.
Troy Heesch 32:30 thanks for the reply, I just want to see it in context; and it was probably the funniest 2 to 5 minutes of this hour
Dude thanks for the levity.Much needed content.
"As soon as were allowed out were gonna get drunk and crash our cares"
hell yeah we are!!!!
god is good, tim is great
"Give us a minute" Amen, brother.
This is great to listen to in 2024 😂
oh my god, the rant about cliff and the barwaiter alone could be a special to live in infamy, jesus christ oh man lol
i like when he occasionally looks into the camera directly into my soul
Tim Dillon for Congress! 😍
Once this blows over I think Tim could make some money as a motivational speaker
Easily my favorite comedian and podcast right now
The Wuhan Don Timmy D
Hell of an outro! xD
Greatest podcast ever, humorous wit and sarcasm on point 👏🏼 🇦🇺
Thanks for the positive vibes Timmy ❤
While listening to this, scrolled past a post on Twitter suggesting the ventilators are a problem, the pressure is causing lung damage, patients should only have oxygen. Apparently everything is bad
ruclips.net/video/QWaq8HoEROU/видео.html
Then someone in the comments replies with info about how the medical use of pure oxygen is bad and we need to be using a mix with carbon dioxide. Lol the bad news never ends
The nature of how covid damages the lung basically makes it so that if you do get sick enough to get on a vent you will most likely die. Its a tough one for sure