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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  5 лет назад +102

    Big thanks to Ridge for sending me this wallet and supporting the channel! Here’s the site if you
    want to check them out! > ridge.com/TIM

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 лет назад +8

      Does registering using your code give me a free ride on Epstein's plane with my first purchase?

    • @brianjones4245
      @brianjones4245 5 лет назад +1

      I love this show so much! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 лет назад +7

      Does this come complimentary with an MK Ultra victim?

    • @melvinbutters2865
      @melvinbutters2865 5 лет назад

      Hmu I'll help with with the mobile website design,payment gateway, and have a hookup here in LA for merch.

    • @blissamo4205
      @blissamo4205 5 лет назад +1

      it's like the guy that thinks he says something funny but people didn't hear it so he has to repeat it 3-4 times because you know it's so funny in his head

  • @wokesherman2713
    @wokesherman2713 5 лет назад +378

    I came here expecting VIDEO on the porch , but hey.... that's life in the big city.

  • @zaned2859
    @zaned2859 5 лет назад +263

    The losing his phone story could be a chapter in a book. Good story telling

    • @oN3xShOtxkilL
      @oN3xShOtxkilL Год назад +3

      Yes papa

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords 7 месяцев назад +3

      Its fantastic, another one is where he goes to restaurant in LA on thanksgiving, "the lodge"..at the end of that story where the rain is coming down on the window of the uber and hes looking out at the canyon in the darkness rain drops hitting the window, just the sound of the car and his friend snoring next to him.. at the end of the continent the furthest place from home and family and Love, thanksgiving night just watching the rain come down.. Real dark shit man it hits me in some of the deepest places. I go listen to that story from time to time I think I will again right now

  • @easelove
    @easelove 5 лет назад +336

    "we gotta wrap it up"
    proceeds to talk for another thirty minutes. life in the big city.

    • @ohiogrows3668
      @ohiogrows3668 2 года назад

      There's a N-word in the woodpile 🤫

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 2 года назад +2

      Live in the big city 🌆

  • @TheBurnside1
    @TheBurnside1 5 лет назад +389

    Everyone that listens to tim is better than everyone else on this hellhole flat earth

    • @URAWESOME94
      @URAWESOME94 5 лет назад +8

      TheBurnside1 🥂

    • @ChilsonTV
      @ChilsonTV 5 лет назад +15

      no one's ever said anything more true than this

    • @pixelwings
      @pixelwings 5 лет назад +5

      You're 💩

    • @mattbob1995
      @mattbob1995 5 лет назад +1

      beep beep i'm a robot

    • @andyk6792
      @andyk6792 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah... better at being WORSE!!!!

  • @stellar7760
    @stellar7760 5 лет назад +384

    “The second divorce I’ve witnessed; the first was my parents... I probably played a role in both.”
    made me spit out my drink all over.

    • @bigbadbyrnes
      @bigbadbyrnes 3 года назад +4

      That killed me

    • @ldobbs2384
      @ldobbs2384 2 года назад

      You think your comment is funny?
      You're copying something someone else said and you didn't spit out anything, not really. 👍🤡🐷

  • @T.I.M.Thirteen
    @T.I.M.Thirteen 5 лет назад +457

    We are living in the same time as Tim Dillon. Crazy.

    • @kushfrancis37
      @kushfrancis37 4 года назад +26

      truly blessed

    • @barfyman-362
      @barfyman-362 3 года назад +10

      The same tim of Time Dillon

    • @taxRe
      @taxRe 3 года назад +22

      Life in the big city

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 3 года назад +3

      And he seems healthy. Fxxk yes.

    • @D34D22
      @D34D22 3 года назад +2

      Instead of bc and ad for time it’s gonna turn to btd and atd (before Tim Dillon and after Tim Dillon)

  • @natedoherty3462
    @natedoherty3462 3 года назад +217

    That moment when you realize you've almost abandoned watching tv only to listen by radio listening and hearing a guy talk on a phone is more entertaining than a tv set with channels. Tim. I've eaten the Tim Dillon pill. I'm all in.

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords 2 года назад +7

      Same fam

    • @cigrit9048
      @cigrit9048 Год назад +14

      I almost had a stroke reading that, 2020 was a different time

    • @SM-zr4nc
      @SM-zr4nc Год назад

      Completely agree, terrestrial tv compared to Netflix
      And podcasts compared to radio .
      Plus tik tok is bloody addictive haha

    • @johnmahaffey3011
      @johnmahaffey3011 Год назад +3

      This is incoherent

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 Год назад

      You could do stuff while listening to podcasts. TV , although on the dumb end of the entertainment spectrum , does require a little bit of concentration.

  • @DominiqueChaleyer
    @DominiqueChaleyer 5 лет назад +89

    “This woman would be loufering her snatch, and I’d be heating up bake beans” 🤣 OMG. Dead.

  • @KarenTookTheKids364
    @KarenTookTheKids364 5 лет назад +116

    The phone story was like something out of a sitcom 😂

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 года назад +5

      When he first said, "some rich kid has it," I immediately thought of the scene from The Big Lebowski.

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 5 лет назад +129

    I love the fact that Tim is still kinda unknown. Were an elite group that found gold in a podcast pool that is WAY 2 deep

  • @laurenjojo
    @laurenjojo Год назад +4

    This is the art of storytelling. This… THIS can be studied in school.
    I need these for decades to come back to and listen to over and over again. ❤

  • @Gyork_
    @Gyork_ 5 лет назад +52

    The only podcast I get excited when I see new sponsors.

  • @T.I.M.Thirteen
    @T.I.M.Thirteen 5 лет назад +37

    37:50 We don’t need animations for these insane stories. His descriptive, poetic use of language paints such a clear picture. Tim needs awards. I’m not sure which ones, but definitely a variety of trophies should be housed by him, though.
    I go “It’s not right!”, waving a cigarette in the air.

    • @raveholly
      @raveholly 4 года назад +1

      this is true

    • @Prophet-Rob
      @Prophet-Rob 2 года назад

      i will do a half ass job of this mark my words

    • @jimbo5071
      @jimbo5071 Год назад

      @@Prophet-Rob where is it fucker

  • @GodsNode
    @GodsNode 5 лет назад +20

    32:00 "You're making a lot of noise over there in Staten Island" within the context of the story is so fucking funny

  • @derrekribera07
    @derrekribera07 2 года назад +20

    I'm listening to this in the year 3009 really wish I lived in the era of the great Tim Dillon, he was one of our greatest presidents this country has ever had.

  • @tylerk3616
    @tylerk3616 2 года назад +25

    This is one of my favorite episodes. I keep coming back to listen again and again.

    • @zbell7003
      @zbell7003 2 года назад +4

      just listened to this one for the first time only started listening to Tim within the past year. One of the best I’ve heard

    • @psykonautt
      @psykonautt Год назад +3

      yeah this episode is fire

    • @cris3842
      @cris3842 3 месяца назад

      3rd time back papa

  • @lemons7774
    @lemons7774 2 года назад +17

    “My mother didn’t have a ridge wallet and now she’s a schizophrenic” 😂 Tim’s unique ability to deal with his life circumstances and turn it into humor that makes even his ads entertaining is an example of true talent

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 5 лет назад +61

    I think the Lyft driver that called Tim "Pa-Pa" should be a regular on the show.

  • @BigKashGrab
    @BigKashGrab 4 года назад +195

    I'm in an unhealthy relationship with this Podcast

    • @troyhowes994
      @troyhowes994 3 года назад +1

      This is great 😂 I have had the same thought

    • @SickTroll
      @SickTroll 3 года назад +2

      It’s healthier than about half my relationships . But it’s true picture of guys back .

    • @Seewhathappens101
      @Seewhathappens101 3 года назад +1

      it makes my bussy wet

    • @mikewedgwood697
      @mikewedgwood697 3 года назад +3

      I am truly codependent on the voice of a ranting pig

    • @elektrotehnik94
      @elektrotehnik94 3 года назад

      @@mikewedgwood697You are truly woke indeed

  • @jasonyount6036
    @jasonyount6036 5 лет назад +69

    I love the way Tim says “You know?” And “Okay?” After a sentence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He is freakishly hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 5 лет назад +9

      WHAET?!

    • @comicbookprodigy995
      @comicbookprodigy995 2 года назад +2

      My buddies and I have a drinking game every time we watch Tim. Every time he says, "Truly", we pound a shot.

  • @Jeremy-ob4gm
    @Jeremy-ob4gm 5 лет назад +33

    Art at its highest form

  • @mattkline3431
    @mattkline3431 5 лет назад +32

    14:41 "Hey Anthony maybe and maybe not.....maybe not."
    lmao

  • @ApolloIsKing
    @ApolloIsKing 5 лет назад +44

    Doing the Lord's work, Timothy. Godspeed, sir.

  • @matthewdarcy6859
    @matthewdarcy6859 3 года назад +5

    "I guess we're the dirtbags, ah fuck it!"...🤣🤣. Bless your heart Melanie

  • @bwyan100
    @bwyan100 3 года назад +15

    Picked this podcast to fall asleep too. I’m in complete darkness listening to Tim say “PA PA” After a couple giggles I was out 😂

  • @amcdavey
    @amcdavey 5 лет назад +38

    The only good thing about Saturdays.

    • @TheBurnside1
      @TheBurnside1 5 лет назад

      If only it came out earlier in the day lol. Worth staying up for.

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 5 лет назад

      Live somewhere else. Its my sunday morning 😎🤙🏻

  • @BAHAMASLLAMAS
    @BAHAMASLLAMAS 2 года назад +4

    Ive been listening to tim and podcasts in general for years and this is def my fav episode of all time

  • @theboyslovemovies
    @theboyslovemovies 4 года назад +28

    This episode is four months old and still more relevant than Rogan and his crew of jagoffs. A million times more relevant than anything on T.V. I feel as if I've arrived in 2020 when I put this on. Thanks, Tim! Selling Low-cost high-quality jewelry for Tim Dillon changed my life!!

    • @shustyrackleford_710
      @shustyrackleford_710 3 года назад +1

      Why is there always some idiot that has to bring up rogan? Most people that watch other podcasts like this one have been off jre for years

  • @captainfalcon8615
    @captainfalcon8615 3 года назад +9

    We are so blessed to live at the same time as Tim Dillon and have him as the current king of comedy

  • @AlexanderStoinis
    @AlexanderStoinis 2 года назад +6

    This has to be one of the greatest episodes of the podcast ever.

  • @haroldnorwalk9818
    @haroldnorwalk9818 4 месяца назад +2

    37:15 is my #1 favorite Tim Dillon story 🤣

  • @MegaRedcheeks
    @MegaRedcheeks 5 лет назад +33

    The best ad is still the airplane crash survivor, who survived because of that godm damn CBD oil

  • @URAWESOME94
    @URAWESOME94 5 лет назад +40

    The background giggling kills me every time.

  • @j.dproblems2011
    @j.dproblems2011 4 года назад +10

    I'm cry laughing so hard for the cellphone story 🤣 it's so real

  • @wmunson9898
    @wmunson9898 5 лет назад +20

    God bless Tim Dillon.

  • @maxr1826
    @maxr1826 4 года назад +8

    you were in a good mindset on this one. i can hear the angst

  • @mickeycarney1
    @mickeycarney1 3 года назад +6

    the phone story is a truly great piece of comedy. Why does this only have 81k views??

  • @natedoherty3462
    @natedoherty3462 3 года назад +3

    Tim.... Tim is a fuckin national treasure in telling funny stories. He's a national treasure

  • @the7thmagazine
    @the7thmagazine 4 года назад +11

    Everytime he says k, I lose it 🤣😭

  • @mindgames9614
    @mindgames9614 3 года назад +5

    These stories are gold !

  • @MrTubaplayer123
    @MrTubaplayer123 4 года назад +3

    The lost phone bit is better than most comedians filmed specials. The ridge wallet ad/bit is too consistently funny for me to not have one now lol

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 Год назад +1

    The earliest Tim I’ve listened to. Back before the $1000 shades and Balenciaga hoodies, when he was hustling.

  • @jayghost6662
    @jayghost6662 4 года назад +16

    Who TF would thumb this down??? 11 Lyft drivers

  • @brandonflowers5171
    @brandonflowers5171 4 года назад +6

    The Lyft, Papa, Sprint story is golden. That has to be a bit.

  • @alexanderforever
    @alexanderforever 4 года назад +9

    My favourite episode

  • @Seewhathappens101
    @Seewhathappens101 3 года назад +9

    Tim Dillon may be the greatest comedian living or dead.

  • @jakevil6833
    @jakevil6833 5 лет назад +24

    he turned me gay

  • @jeramy576
    @jeramy576 5 лет назад +24

    Ben giggle compilation is needed

  • @GG_11_11
    @GG_11_11 5 лет назад +4

    We need to pay Tim more money to get more Podcasts. Let's do it people!

  • @shannonbarata6822
    @shannonbarata6822 4 года назад +3

    Love you Tim. You're storytelling is great.

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 5 лет назад +7

    Tim I don't know what shows you've pitched but the series that needs to be made is you going back and hanging out with these characters from your past for the day. The guy from the mortgage company, this semi lesbian. You interacting with these people in 2019 would be incredible.

    • @melvinbutters2865
      @melvinbutters2865 5 лет назад +3

      He needs to do a sales office spoof similar to the office but far crazier with drugs and over the top sales egos.

  • @billiebleach7889
    @billiebleach7889 2 года назад +3

    “But this is the evener for that, this will make up for it, this Russian, she’s gonna get me.
    Unless tomorrow she somehow shows back up with the phone…in which case I don’t know what to do”
    🤣🤣🤣 pure gold

  • @lkm7
    @lkm7 2 года назад +3

    god i miss this tim dillon

  • @Mikey_dabbles
    @Mikey_dabbles 6 месяцев назад +3

    Tims run from episodes 155-175 is legendary

    • @truestory2990
      @truestory2990 4 месяца назад

      Thanks, I’ll check these out

  • @BigD365
    @BigD365 Год назад +1

    One of his best podcasts ever.

  • @pulgasari857
    @pulgasari857 5 лет назад +15

    The straight to dvd sequel to Glengarry Glen Ross with Canon printers

  • @juanaguilar2398
    @juanaguilar2398 2 месяца назад +1

    I wish tim was my guardian angel

  • @Puckanm
    @Puckanm 2 года назад +5

    This is my new all time favorite Show so far! omg so funny

  • @bluedragonrob1
    @bluedragonrob1 Год назад +4

    GOD this is a classic.

  • @ilias_p
    @ilias_p 5 лет назад +13

    That Melanie impersonation had me laughing in the car like a moron .. Find her n bring her to the show Timothy

    • @Prophet-Rob
      @Prophet-Rob 2 года назад +1

      she was on the show recently, cant rememeber if it was patreon or youtube, but i literally found her instagram and followed her lmao

    • @mikebiliamanator2129
      @mikebiliamanator2129 2 года назад +1

      @@Prophet-Rob What's her last name? I need to "friend" her on there.

  • @bennyhath1789
    @bennyhath1789 5 лет назад +10

    Anyone living in the greater Denver area knows the lyft-uber dynamic is reversed

  • @MikeNel_Official
    @MikeNel_Official 3 года назад +5

    Tim dillon has the best mocking voice

  • @s70rk
    @s70rk 4 года назад +6

    My mother didn't have a Ridge wallet, now she's schizophrenic
    Sold!

  • @metehanertunc6789
    @metehanertunc6789 4 года назад +5

    I literally got dizzy from laughing so hard

  • @zacharyvandyke1717
    @zacharyvandyke1717 3 года назад +1

    Dude funniest story I've heard from Timmie I heard in a while

  • @TheRealAR01
    @TheRealAR01 11 месяцев назад

    24:05 I come here from time to time just to hear about his commute lol.
    Reminds me of my journey to school from 11-17 😂

  • @xuxon24
    @xuxon24 Месяц назад

    4 years later I'm here laughing with a busted phone

  • @anonymousconflict2881
    @anonymousconflict2881 3 года назад +4

    I love the rant on politics towards the end 😂 that was me in my 22 to 25 years; smoking weed everyday and listening to politics as if it meant anything. I still keep up a little but it makes me sick now instead of being enjoyable. Then I get to hear boomers who just got into politics in the last 4 years give their take on everything and they sound like a mainstream media anchor (just depends which channel they’re watching).

  • @STREY34
    @STREY34 3 года назад +4

    I love it how back then when Timmy wasnt as Big Time he used to say 'Kay?' Alot to see if we were all still listening, haha.

  • @greenguerilla1213
    @greenguerilla1213 4 года назад +1

    I appreciate the knife fighting lessons commercial in the middle of this video.

  • @emptyeye1
    @emptyeye1 3 года назад +2

    Why does this episode not have more views

  • @eddiebernays514
    @eddiebernays514 3 года назад +7

    i miss older new york. you could literally get into some weird shit anywhere.

    • @vincybadman871
      @vincybadman871 3 года назад +2

      Stay in the train long enough, it still happens

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад +1

      Now you'll most likely be eaten by cannibal hobos

  • @Sallyandash
    @Sallyandash 4 года назад +6

    When I drove for Lyft a really nice beautiful woman left her iPhone in my car. 15 minutes after I dropped her off she called the phone and told me she’d give me 100 bucks if I brought it back. That’s what u should have done to get your phone back.

  • @DeflatingAtheism
    @DeflatingAtheism 3 года назад +6

    I desperately want to hear a Melanie comedy routine now.

  • @makingtings2802
    @makingtings2802 4 года назад +3

    Love the entire lost phone story 🤣

  • @bcvetkov8534
    @bcvetkov8534 3 года назад +6

    Tim should start a business called homewreckers united 😂

  • @MilahanPhilosophersCorner
    @MilahanPhilosophersCorner 5 лет назад +3

    Love this podcast!

  • @شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر
    @شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر 3 года назад +2

    you're making alotta noise over there in Staten Island 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stellar7760
    @stellar7760 5 лет назад +10

    TIM I WAIT ALL WEEK FOR THE PORCH!
    (But I’ll take you any way I can get you!)

    • @aKjohn8798
      @aKjohn8798 5 лет назад +5

      Life, in the big city

  • @1MinuteFlipDoc
    @1MinuteFlipDoc 3 года назад +4

    i'm crying - that phone bit was so funny. i guess we're the dirtbags huh? HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA Fuck it!

  • @marycallahan2334
    @marycallahan2334 4 года назад +3

    Great podcast. Great comedian. 🔥

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 5 лет назад +2

    I’ve been waiting for this to drop.

  • @tylerk3616
    @tylerk3616 9 дней назад

    Back here again for my yearly listen.

  • @bleedlejuice
    @bleedlejuice 5 лет назад +5

    I don't even own or need a wallet but " its sleeeeK " sold me

  • @waynehiss
    @waynehiss 5 лет назад +15

    Tim will have over 100k subscribers by easter

    • @melvinbutters2865
      @melvinbutters2865 5 лет назад +5

      If RUclips doesn't throttle him. He should check to make sure hes not on the RUclips banned nexus list mentioned on the last real ass podcast by that unfunny girl who got the info from lawyers.

    • @anon667
      @anon667 5 лет назад +3

      dan m I hope so...... Majority of the time people who deserve the most exposure and success don’t receive it

    • @Stimros_halabad
      @Stimros_halabad 3 года назад +1

      Look at us now. Life in the big city.

  • @cloud08005
    @cloud08005 6 месяцев назад

    I live in Jersey and I know everything he says in this episode! It's crazy.

  • @VarunKumar-fn4fm
    @VarunKumar-fn4fm 2 года назад +4

    Tim telling stories from the old days should become a whole season of Real American History. Yes or yes?

  • @NoGoodHandlesComingToMind
    @NoGoodHandlesComingToMind 3 года назад +2

    25:30, love it.

  • @slawdogtrillionaire9508
    @slawdogtrillionaire9508 3 года назад +2

    Dudes a legend

  • @uriah9559
    @uriah9559 2 года назад +2

    ive relistened to this episode too many times

  • @SeaOrcRonnie
    @SeaOrcRonnie 5 лет назад +3

    Last 20 mins. Gold.

    • @daweller
      @daweller 3 года назад

      This is an addendum

  • @scotty2shotty
    @scotty2shotty 3 года назад

    The great oracle of wisdom Timothy J Dillon

  • @fedorfan19
    @fedorfan19 3 года назад +5

    I don't deserve to laugh this much

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 4 года назад +4

    THAT was a long story! 🤣

  • @user-im4wl2ci5n
    @user-im4wl2ci5n 3 года назад +1

    11:00 apartment story, 30:37 Ida scanner copier

  • @maxr1826
    @maxr1826 4 года назад +3

    "on reddit in a poem"
    lmfao

  • @empowermph
    @empowermph 5 лет назад +1

    ..so true..some still try..but it's virtually impossible to just bury your heads in the sand today, like our parents, older siblings, family..we just know better..which is good..gotta act.

  • @cjtrickstar6060
    @cjtrickstar6060 4 года назад +4

    It's 10% off the Ridge wallet with or without using TIM🤣

  • @therealwilfreddierkes9980
    @therealwilfreddierkes9980 2 года назад +1

    One of the best.