Wait, I Was Told This Was Going To Be POLYNESIAN SAUCE EPISODE 😢!!!! DAMN IT CHICK- FIL- A I'm Canceling You & Going To Popeyes Plus To Watch The Blk Louisiana Fried Chicken Hot Sauce Lady😅!!!!
@KansasColoradoFarmer Think of it better; truth finds every one through many people and media (like Tim). These people talking in this manner and about these things openly, while being entertaining for the initial attraction, are each just nodes/funnels for 'capital T' Truth. Also I feel gay and am gay for expressing this in way that is gay and too on-the-nose.
Tim needs to take his RFK impression and join Shane Gillis and Adam Ray. Nobody is even trying to do an RFK impression because it's so hard, and Tim just about nailed it
The guy said he took mushrooms 2 days before the flight. They probably weren’t even in his bloodstream anymore. I’d say the fact that he took them to deal with severe depression probably has much more to do with why he tried to end an entire plane full of people’s lives.
@@brianmccloskey2842 Right. This is the type of demonization they do of drugs in America. The drug is the cause of his mental breakdown despite not even being in his system. These type of nonsense stories have caused the current state of drug laws in a lot of circumstances.
If you look at the pictures of the pilot, it doesn't look like the same guy to me. In a couple of the pictures, he has a pretty nice smile, but when you watch him speaking, his teeth are really jacked up and he tries not to show them when he talks, you can tell. And his face looks different. I agree, he's a liar but I don't even think it's the same person as in the pictures. Or maybe I'm just wearing my tin foil hat today lol
It doesn't necessarily have to be any kind of conspiracy it's just if he chalks it all up to a drug thing he might be able to keep his job so long as they think he'll stay sober unlike it being that he's homicidally insane in which case they'll definitely not trust him with flying a plane ever again.
Witnessing the collapse of America and Canada while eating food that bloats me and feel like my arteries are getting clogged only to finish with a salad and tell myself it's going to be okay as I listen to Tim. The hunter s thompson that I deserve being born in the 90s
The leader wants you to go to his private room. The leader has some orders for your mouth and ass. I think that you will enjoy those orders from your leader
@@TR-jz9wx Dude if anything just straight up call out sick and be like " I got food poisoning " or something and say you are unable to fly safely, why the hell would he even try to fly trippin
Matthews search terms: -banana smoothie recipe -how to cancel hulu free trial -is pokemon a gay? -am I a tank engine? -how to know if i'm a tank engine? -bullet vending machines near me -I think im Thomas the tank engine, is that gay? -pornhub lesbian -thomas the tank engine xxx -is it gay to like trains and guns? -what is blockbuster video?
Intro: 00:00 The absurdity of anonymity - 02:04 Tech, controversy and childhood and entrepreneurship - 11:37 From parenting to pilots: a journey through modern issues - 31:11 A pilot psychedelic breakdown - 41:47 A tragic flight and e-commerce solutions - 51:53 The paradox of a loyal return: Meghan Markle's journey - 56:51 Celebrity culture, and political banter - 01:01:42
This show is my “me” time each week! Tim is a weeks worth of the podcasts I listen to with a brilliant point of view and the laughs are so needed these days!
Tim should drop these on Friday night. This pod is meant to be consumed at night on no less than 2 different substances, not at 11am during college football season
Hell no, this shit is my commute to a warehouse job, and started over the pandemic as my whole shift as a FedEx driver, and it all links back to hearing Alex Jones and Rush on radio commuting in Texas.
After hearing the local news script about the mushroom pilot, I think it's an FDA phys-op to strengthen their prohibition on therapy based psychedelics. Lol
The duper's delight smile is due to an emotional boost, or thrill, that some people get when they successfully cheat or deceive another person or organization.
That pilot's smile reminds me of the classic sociopath "duping/dupers delight." Another example of this expression is demonstrated in murderer Diane Down interviews.
This mushroom pilot story gives me big reefer madness vibes. "Lets get this guy on the media cycle to stop this new age psychedelic revolution thats growing."
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Wait, I Was Told This Was Going To Be POLYNESIAN SAUCE EPISODE 😢!!!! DAMN IT CHICK- FIL- A I'm Canceling You & Going To Popeyes Plus To Watch The Blk Louisiana Fried Chicken Hot Sauce Lady😅!!!!
Bless you very much
Not on Sunday your not. Better watch up
tuning in to watch a jelly donut yell at me for an hour is the best part of my week
Tell me about it. You're mom is so funny
Out of pocket lol
Life in the big city
Tim Dillon is waking up Americans to the corruption of our government with comedy and sarcasm. Defend this man. Defend free speech.
I was already awake… Tim just helps me stay sane and learn to laugh about it all instead of getting mad
Not the brightest are you if tim is the first to speak knowledge to you
I would be his Phillipino maid if he'd allow me...❤🎉
Tim is hilarious, but I doubt he is reaching anyone who needs waking up.
@KansasColoradoFarmer Think of it better; truth finds every one through many people and media (like Tim). These people talking in this manner and about these things openly, while being entertaining for the initial attraction, are each just nodes/funnels for 'capital T' Truth.
Also I feel gay and am gay for expressing this in way that is gay and too on-the-nose.
Honestly, one of my favorite things about this podcast is how Tim stacks and taps the papers on his desk. Makes it feel official, ya know?
It’s an Alex Jones technique
those papers just have his breakfast menu options for the day
Those are DOCUMENTS, not papers. Have some respect.
@@Jeff-tt7wjWe have the DOCUMENTS...this is new york times this is Washington post..
Very late late show esque
Hearing Tim give a run down and rant on the headlines of the day is what I need daily.
Yes.
Yes or Yes? Yes Like StanHowes says
@@katdog9786 YES!
He's picking up the huge slack left by South Park lol
“We don’t know much about his parents, they’re overweight.”
“We saw them walking out of a costco, get that up”
@resistivpeach Hahaha are they still wisking their eggs? Doubtful
As someone who works at a Costco, I can confirm if you're shopping there - there's a 90-95% chance that you are fat/obese.
"Nobody wants to cook after your son tries to kill the president" 😂
“You’re not chopping an onion after your son tries to kill the president” LOL
They don't do shopping bags at Costco
I need Tim Dillon 6 o’clock news daily. Because he tells us the real news
Yes nightly news with with Tim dillon. Lol
"The news you need to know"
It's literally the only place i receive the current news.😂
@@evon7105it’s a thing
If tim dillon was the 6 o'clock news America would implode
Tim needs to take his RFK impression and join Shane Gillis and Adam Ray. Nobody is even trying to do an RFK impression because it's so hard, and Tim just about nailed it
Because it’s so hard?
or because everyone’s scared of being cancelled for mocking a disability?
Shane is way too commercialised to touch it now
@@Jake_Hamlin Kill Tony is too commercialized for Tim Dillon?🤣
@@thelonewrangler1008 Is Kill Tony that show where people pretend Hans Kim and William are funny comedians because their friends with Tony?
@@deirdreLaurence Swoosh
I play Tim's podcast on my hikes as a bear deterrent.
West Hollywood?
But it’s a twink magnet.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
@@thepeter3116😂
The best part of this podcast is the dead cutaways into the sponsors
Right? It's like "...and all three were mauled by a bear. People ask me all the time about my bedsheets..."
Tim Dillon has an amazing RFK Jr impression.
I cracked up so hard on that 😂😂😂
It's just the WoBbLy meme from a decade ago
Pissing myself
CHERYL
_You know Game of Thrones?_
The guy said he took mushrooms 2 days before the flight. They probably weren’t even in his bloodstream anymore. I’d say the fact that he took them to deal with severe depression probably has much more to do with why he tried to end an entire plane full of people’s lives.
This is the answer. And if he got help for his depression, he wouldn’t be allowed to be a pilot anymore.
@@brianmccloskey2842 Right. This is the type of demonization they do of drugs in America. The drug is the cause of his mental breakdown despite not even being in his system. These type of nonsense stories have caused the current state of drug laws in a lot of circumstances.
If he didn't sleep, that may have helped too.
"I haven't slept for 2 days but let me fly a plane"
Every week I look forward to this
“Who would you rather fly with: a schizophrenic or a schizophrenic who’s had a good breakfast?”
😂😂😂 That ended me. 🤣 🤣🤣
Tim Dillons RFK is disturbingly on point
42:06 - that pilot's SMILE is called "Duping Delight"
Totally. My first thought listening to and looking at this guy was “This dude’s a fuckin’ liar”
If you look at the pictures of the pilot, it doesn't look like the same guy to me. In a couple of the pictures, he has a pretty nice smile, but when you watch him speaking, his teeth are really jacked up and he tries not to show them when he talks, you can tell. And his face looks different. I agree, he's a liar but I don't even think it's the same person as in the pictures. Or maybe I'm just wearing my tin foil hat today lol
Ted Bundy used to smile like that in court.
Reminder that Tim Dillon is the lighthouse in this sea of chaos that is our world
Hes littlerly gay tho
@@10oner He's actually a deeply deeply closeted straight man.
lighthouses dont work on a globe.
Love Tim. Just resubscribed to him on Patreon.
That explains the background
That pilot blaming shrooms... he's in big pharma's pocket.
For real. 100%
Exactly!!! Mushrooms do not last 2 days 😅😂
Probably they cut a deal with him so he could keep his career or at least make money still.
It doesn't necessarily have to be any kind of conspiracy it's just if he chalks it all up to a drug thing he might be able to keep his job so long as they think he'll stay sober unlike it being that he's homicidally insane in which case they'll definitely not trust him with flying a plane ever again.
This is my Saturday morning cartoon, my… Disney afternoon
Hell yeah I like the sound of that
Is that a deep reference to Shane doing trump on kill tony? My…gemini twin.
@@sethbecker7162❤😂❤😂❤
Craziest commercial transition intro ever at 31:51 🤣🤣
Read this as soon I I got there 😂
This feels like a 2020 episode, this feels like the best episode from Timmy in a long while.
Another week where the only thing I’m living for is Tim Dillon’s rant
Witnessing the collapse of America and Canada while eating food that bloats me and feel like my arteries are getting clogged only to finish with a salad and tell myself it's going to be okay as I listen to Tim. The hunter s thompson that I deserve being born in the 90s
We’re all in this together. ❤
Weekly reminder Tim is the uncle we all deserve
Tim is the collective Id of everyone's inner child.
He haz short fingers… thank god
It’s Auntie Tim😤And Don’t Forget That💯🇺🇸💪
@@webekings😂😂😂❤
@@josephbarraco7228❤😂😂❤
24:30 Dang that RFK impression is spot on
Dude it cooked me. I was listening in the gym and had to shut it off lol.
Exactly. Spot on
another weekly message from our dear leader Tim Jong-Un
50:11 one of the funniest moments in awhile
Tim Dillon is the unofficial leader of the free world.
Unofficial?
Official
Nah, that's BRAD NICHOLLS
What is that now, like thirty people?
The leader wants you to go to his private room. The leader has some orders for your mouth and ass. I think that you will enjoy those orders from your leader
Youngest asleep, dad-drink mixed, finally time to unwind to the best dude's show
I'll die on this hill with Timmy Dill
Kinda gay
@@10oneronly a gay guy would pick up on that
You gay, dude?
@@10oner I see you under comment all the time talking about gay stuff you’re obsessed with his sexuality lol
Only a more gay guy would call it out that he picked that out.
Why is this pilot being interviewed like a celebrity and not in jail right now?
That was another quick week , I count the days til Saturday then reset! Bless up
Bless up
😅😮😅@@runswithraptors
Bless Up 💪🏿🇯🇲
Lmfao your not crushing garlic after your son tried to kill the president 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold
Akshually, you do. Life goes on, and quickly, although that surprises many ppl.
I dont like telling people I got some news from a comedian but I hear about stuff on here nobody else talks about.
‘The Duran’ or ‘Alex Christoforou’ are good channels for real news
@@joanna9856how is this not REAL?
tim always makes my day
“I’m not trying to alarm anybody…but pilots will be killing planes full of passengers”😳😂
Lmao “hey guys i know i tried to shut the engines off but if you want me out of the cockpit i get it”
Skip the trial for mushroom pilot. Straight to prison.
@@TR-jz9wx Dude if anything just straight up call out sick and be like " I got food poisoning " or something and say you are unable to fly safely, why the hell would he even try to fly trippin
Matthews search terms:
-banana smoothie recipe
-how to cancel hulu free trial
-is pokemon a gay?
-am I a tank engine?
-how to know if i'm a tank engine?
-bullet vending machines near me
-I think im Thomas the tank engine, is that gay?
-pornhub lesbian
-thomas the tank engine xxx
-is it gay to like trains and guns?
-what is blockbuster video?
-is it gay to love my FBI handler?
Tim’s like the equivalent of radio free Europe in ww2
Life in the big Berlin
@@therealko7013very underrated comment here
Great comment lmao
@@therealko7013😂😂😂
To me he is more like Germany Calling
3:43 I like how he holds the pen like a cigarette
We need a daily Tim Dillon & Alex Jones news brief.
Even if it was thirty minutes it would be gold. Preferably 2.5 hours tho.
😮... WHOA..
Ever seen shaking, red-hot runaway Diesels!?
That would be like listening to a Freight Train,, LIVE!
When Tim gets the chic fil a TV deal he's gonna be set for life.
Tim's RFK impression is spot-on!
24:25 😂🤣
"Zuckerberg allows my aunt on, put him in jail." 😂😂
It’s kinda sad how much I look forward to hearing Tim’s take on things each Saturday!
Love you FattyBomBatty ♥️
FartyBomBatty never ever gets old!
Every time I see a fat person now, I say "Fatty Boom BATTEH" in my head.
@@angelaconner3131
“I’d own a beach house, if these directors ran thru me” 💀💀💀💀deaddddd
Intro: 00:00
The absurdity of anonymity - 02:04
Tech, controversy and childhood and entrepreneurship - 11:37
From parenting to pilots: a journey through modern issues - 31:11
A pilot psychedelic breakdown - 41:47
A tragic flight and e-commerce solutions - 51:53
The paradox of a loyal return: Meghan Markle's journey - 56:51
Celebrity culture, and political banter - 01:01:42
Best RFK impersonation, indistinguishable.
19 hours? I dont have enough vicodin to get through that. Start the show now piggy.
I don’t know why this comment made me start laughing loudly like I was an insane person. Good job!
@@pressrepeat2000 Now I want vicodin...
Fatty boom-battie!!!
Can i haz drugz toobu??
If you only have enough to get you through 19 hours then you should quit because youre broke, thats called being a junkie.
This show is my “me” time each week! Tim is a weeks worth of the podcasts I listen to with a brilliant point of view and the laughs are so needed these days!
You do a very good RFK Jr impression. He’s a good man
I think RFK jr would love it :)
RFK pushed his ex-wife into suicide and spent time with Epstein. He's not a good man, he's human bacteria.
Tim was on fire today! Laughed out loud to myself many times.
the way he says "kill" tickles me
I am an Indian and I am proud of tim. Truly captures the laughter of the American tragedy😂
24:00 RFK JR 😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re not trans, you’re just hungry.” 🤣🤣🤣
When does he say this 😂
@@JosephInEgypt144It was last week. And it was golden.
DUPING DELIGHT:
The unconscious smile that a guilty person might give when they think they're getting away with something is called duping delight.
Tim should drop these on Friday night. This pod is meant to be consumed at night on no less than 2 different substances, not at 11am during college football season
Truth.
Thousand percent….
Hell no, this shit is my commute to a warehouse job, and started over the pandemic as my whole shift as a FedEx driver, and it all links back to hearing Alex Jones and Rush on radio commuting in Texas.
You can choose when to click to watch it lol
💯 This is Friday night material.
Now I have plans this weekend!
Gay plans with a gay dude
DUDE!!! YOUR RFK IMPRESSION IS PERFECT!! My God 😂😂😂
a TD booth at the debate would be next level
Doesnt Toronto Dominion own the Dominion voting machines 👀 either way, both are HQ in Toronto 👀
After hearing the local news script about the mushroom pilot, I think it's an FDA phys-op to strengthen their prohibition on therapy based psychedelics. Lol
100% People wake up and see through the BS afterwards. That's the last thing they need.
Who else just listened to the Patreon? Tim really went off, dropping some major bombs about the future. That was a good one.
I need to watch, thanks so much ❤️
The one with the two morons?
Gotta be a real narc to report a kid having an ice cream stand to raise money for his brother's hockey team to the health department.
The women who reported it(we all know it was a woman) should be jailed.
I dunno, maybe the kid was an asshole.
Saturday is the new Sunday for the piggies to slop up another blessed sermon from our leader🙏🏽 praise be to father Tim
The duper's delight smile is due to an emotional boost, or thrill, that some people get when they successfully cheat or deceive another person or organization.
I don't need any other news Networks except this one
when tim says we are just having fun, i know we are
Straight into the ad
“Who wants to freeze their…”
😮😮😂😂
Tim helps me come to terms with the world as it is, not as I want it to be.
This is the best thing on the internet
That pilot's smile reminds me of the classic sociopath "duping/dupers delight." Another example of this expression is demonstrated in murderer Diane Down interviews.
TIM THE TRUTH TELLER
I’m off a lot of morphine listening to Tim Dillon it’s a good day
This is the only way I receive world news now. I've never looked back 🎉
Congrats on 700k subscribers Tim!!
Tim is my Disney princess !
@dirtsmcgee
TIMbelina! 👑👒🥿💥
Tim Dillon alone in a sweat lodge, towel around his supple waist, microphone in hand.
This is what I want.
Making every Saturday start with a bang!
My favorite show on Chick-Fil-A TV so far is Janice’s 1000lb Nugget Life
I LOOOVE CHICK FIL A TV, I LOVE CHIK FIL A, AND I HATE FREEDOM. AAAAHHHHH *Joe Rogan voice
This guy had a psychotic panic attack and is blaming it on mushrooms.
Mushrooms did nothing wrong confirmed
typical fed activities
Mushrooms don’t last that long, but you can feel dissociated for about two weeks after a trip
even if it were the mushrooms, it is HIS FAULT.
This mushroom pilot story gives me big reefer madness vibes. "Lets get this guy on the media cycle to stop this new age psychedelic revolution thats growing."
We all need to come together and protect this individual
Tim is too good for this world
"who would you rather fly with, a schizophrenic or a schizophrenic who's had a good breakfast?" LOL
One of the few things in life I look forward to, is this pod!
Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
Jag håller med 👏🏽
😍@@dianatothsson1569
Wow you speak English in the Arctic?
With this podcast I learn English in the infernal heat of Milan, Italy
that is devastating to read
The closer we are to the impending apocalypse, the funnier Tim becomes. That's what the Ying Yang is about.
I’m gonna lay in bed and smoke Marlboro light 100’s until this premieres
Still goin strong?
Ashtray is filling up but we’re going strong
@@Zyn_dog_89 atta boi baby we out here
You know,, I've always noticed a particular kinda guy just Loves their Cowbow-Killer Lights.. 🤣
@@EightiesJamesthe bud light of smokes
Sloptime piggies!!
7-lemonade stands. 10- cutting lawns. 15-dishwasher. It's a progression which has some value.
You just nailed me... 😅
@@Jdoggity I could have wedged intermittent paper-boy in there too.
Say wagon one more time 😂
That genius pilot let his intrusive thoughts win and now’s he’s a little embarrassed
As soon as I saw the Mushroom guy on the news at work, I thought of you Tim
Man, I thought I was the only whose parents stole their communion money. Not even kidding, lol holy fuck.
Tim Dillon is the hero we don't deserve 🎉
27:00 my mom stole my college fund lmao classic long island parents
Weekly reminder that Tim Dillon IS the gay Alex Jones. Yes or yes.
Lmao tims the actual goat best comedian in the game
Currently sick as a dog, hopefully this takes my mind off it
We wish you well.
and we’re wishing you well
Wishing you a speedy recovery.
must be covid 25 or 35 or whatever..
get well soon
pilot was bangin his "best friend " lol
Fluffer Nutter is an all-time ice cream name 😂😂😂😂 also that pilot is out to lunch dude wtf lmfao
Informative and entertaining content, as usual. Thanks Tim!
"spooky pies, I do like those" same timmy same
Tim Dillion pretends to be gay while Tony Hinchcliffe pretends not to be. Wild 🌎 we live in.
”Drain that cardio...” I think you’re on to something.