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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal and unforgiving judicial system. Happy Turkey Day.
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His new studio is taking more time than Ghislaine Maxwell's trial.
Will be finished after Rogan opens his comedy club in Austin
Her trial barely started.
Incredible
Let's get me one
@@ProudFilthyCasual yeah but it took forever for them to get into the courtroom.
"What even IS human trafficking...? ... People going places?!?!?!"
You're a modern day comedy hero.
They told me I was going places :(
@@maxamillion6958ok so did they tell you you were going places - or did they say you were being human trafficked..?
🤣
Being a truck driver and finding this podcast was the best thing ever since me and my baby momma broke up lol
Welcome aboard.
keep ya head up man. There's more out there
Life in the big city.
Sounds like its time you started up your very own fake business.
Oh, how I wish I could rediscover Tim again.
The delivery of "I love women, and this is a modeling agency" was spot on.
Tim said something that I realized years ago. The more you think about what’s going on the worse life is
"Ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise"
Thomas Gray - 1768
This entire episode is gold.
They always are
Even the ads
I'm so happy you're getting your studio built in Guantanamo Bay to really get to the bottom of everything! Thank you, Tim!
tim’s new studio is just like his keto diet: coming soon
lol very nice
@Vincent W the joke is that it’s never coming
Omg. I’m 8 mins in and I’m dying😂😂😂 “it’s not a ritten-house it’s a ritten-home”
Somebody please make a welcome mat that says that. I’ll buy it!
I’m on it 🤓
Best comment
Great idea 💡
I can't drink myself half to death listening to this when it comes out Monday evening. Thanks Tim
Sorry twinkerbell
Sure you can
Let's get me on
fuck it. 58:34 to drink myself to death on a Monday night
P
Ten minutes in and Tim is rolling strong. Hilarious.
playing games instead of openly hating eachother
I was subduing a laugh at 'it's Thanksgiving time '.😂
It’s not a Rittenhouse, it’s a Rittenhome.
haha dude fantastic comment
@@DannySullivanMusic IS IT THOOOOOO
Tim's giving me shell-shock by describing exactly how dinner is going to devolve step by step. There is no avoiding this
Start a kitchen fire and trauma bond with them?
Tim Dillon, the only person who can make us look forward to Mondays.
Bill burr Monday morning podcast is another good reason to look forward to a mondays as well!
Can't forget Kill Tony
Legion of Skanks
you people sicken me
Him and Dick Masterson
Tim’s comments on uncles fighting about rittenhouse and an aunt shutting it down is 1000% what’s happening at my families thanksgiving
Idk why I was thinking of Tim Pool while reading this
Get drunk and let the rage out
Thank you for starting this off as a musical. My wife’s been begging me to take her to Broadway, and this has been an inexpensive, yet comparable alternative.
Ray, in a studio at the top of the Burj Khalifa, rendered even more unintelligible by an oxygen mask 🤣
And the thought of Ben driving AND laughing makes me smile.
and he's wearing a kandura, sitting in a golden throne the size of a shipping container, stuffing his face with seafood, while Ben cleans the suite in a French maid's outfit and Tim yells at the butler for the over cooked eggs.
@@jeffreymason7049 Ray sitting there going "It's all coming together folks!"
Tim Dillon retained by the Rittenhouse Family to represent them at Golden Corral this Thanksgiving…
After all the money he collects from the corp med1a like a feudal lord he can afford to close the whole place just to enjoy some fake bussiness with mr. Dillon.
It’s a Rittenhome
Yes they're poor, but not for long.
Rittenhouse deserves the total victory. The same guys that love Taxi Driver and Joker but are Dem are finding it so hard to root for the good guy here. You Dems would love to see Trump’s head held by Kathy, or support vacuuming babies out of teens, but heaven forbid a drugged up rioter with a criminal past gets the karma he absolutely deserved. The world is already a much better place now that he is deceased.
@@MonsieurDrobot How are you able to comment while on DMT?
“I have never lied to you guys”
Proceeds by telling 15 lies he’s told us lol
Ben and his wife are addicted to the endorphin rush of almost killing people with their cars
Hahahahah
Sam Hyde style
Dude I just had the WORST fucking day.. and this completely turned it around.
Not to get all lame but THANK YOU for making these podcasts Tim.. huge moral boost
Hey... life in the big city 🤷♂️
The Maxwell section of this podcast is a masterpiece of nihilist philosophy.
Which must be listened to at a Taco Bell.
@@jonathanalpart7812 In-and-Out would be best as it is Ghislaine's favorite restaurant.
I think Tim wants Ghislaine free so Ben and him can take her to In-N-Out to do a live episode 🍔
If Tim Dillon plays his cards right, he could eventually interview her in France
I'd pay heavy money to watch that
Fresh-cut fries are reserved for only the best
Tim was truly blessed with a sort of clarity, he is able to describe situations and people so accurately
I don’t know if we even deserve this gentleman.
We don't.
This episode should be stored in the Library of Congress, it’s a National Treasure
Indeed.
Jesus tim , almost offed myself AGAIN!! this time I had the Toaster plugged in, getting out the bath now.
Tim- "Because cooking requires a soul".
Yes I heard that
Kinda true though
Seeing a new episode from Tim is the high point of my day
Yeah kind of a depressing yet also somewhat enjoyable reality many of us find ourselves in. Happy Hanukkah
Yep…a little glimmer of joy in this Hell-scape
The last 30 minutes are solid gold. Absolutely brilliant. You're a beautiful man Tim Dillon.
I love that Tim is dropping this episode the same night Che joined LOS to pretend hes still a comic.
"Free Chislane"
-Timothy rothchild Goldstein Rockefeller the third
It’s Tim Mohammed Stein Cohen
That's antisemetic!! Just because heaps of jewish families are doing dodgy shit, it doesn't mean heaps of jewish families are doing dodgy shit..
Maxwell
Whenever I don't hear Big Dilly's voice for a while I always assume the worst
Relapse or prolapse....
Yikes, well done, my brain/body just convulsed as that line sank in.
Win/Win
Tim would probably be funnier if he relapsed.
We should all encourage him to do the right thing for our amusement.
Ooof
@@miguelito2361 No, the prolapse would be funnier. Big ole purple pumpkin, like a weightlifter that found his limit the hard way.
Tim's ad reads are the only ad reads I don't skip, simply perfection.
Dude same. Plus props to the sponsors that understands its jokes and stick around. He literally said, you can eat Magic Spoon Cereal out of a butt, it's rly hot cereal.
The dude who invented Sheath Underwear deserves a special mention, considering some of the crazy shit that’s been thrown in his murderous direction.
@@Buk99 wait why?
Sheath underwear has a great sense of humor
When Tim starts off singing you know it's going to be a KNIFE FIGHT ! 🔪🗡 #LifeInTheBigCity
Truly.
My chilhood friend ,late 70's , NJ said that non stop. I wonder if he knew Tim's moms , "tenant". #LifeInTheBigCity
Hell yeah dude
Are you gay? I am
I give thanks for this. Sing the whole damn episode you beautiful man
He has publicly said that he is a fat woman..
Gender is a social construct
First go, I skipped this one because I need visuals, but I came back because Tim told me to. Get this over 300k
A full history of the Epstein saga without breaking satiric character once is a strong contender to the rant that ended with independence day
Completely agree
God that was a classic
Time stamp v
I realized I’m missing Ben’s facial and vocal reaction in order to determine if Tim is sarcastic or not
Ray Kump still couldn't release his episode before Tim on a new day, God Bless America.
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Lishun nuh me
this might be one of the most insane episodes i’ve ever heard from Tim and i love it
Dealing with a tough breakup that's really affecting me emotionally so glad the pig dropped so I can get a few haha's before I cry myself to sleep
Stay strong brother I feel your pain ❤👊
5 months ago my dad died my gf cheated on me and I lost a few homies all within 2 weeks. I was so torn and broken I tied myself up and burned myself just to feel something. When I realized I was too scared to kill myself, I decided to choose to push on. I move 2,700 miles away from the Midwest , to the west coast and it was the best thing I ever did. Face your pain, and do something bold for yourself and no one else, with it. Now partnered in a construction company and invested in a few farms!! Life is great and what you do in your darkest moments define your potential.
@@redrhino1911 sounds like fake business but still inspiring thank you man I'll keep that in mind.
@@CoolAdam247 thank you brother, it hurts but I'm getting through it
tim single-handedly got me through a break up/ the worse point of my life in general. his ability to take you out of whatever is going on in your life into his crazy mind is very therapeutic lol
That Box of Awesome ad is one of the all time greatest Tim Dillon ad reads
I’m here because Tim told me to go back and watch this even though it has no audio. Glad I did
Cooking requires a soul. Have a Happy Thanksgiving folks.
🙈🙉🙊
Meals on wheels is a great charity ❤️ love you Tim ❤️your humor and spirit bring me joy
Audio only episodes are always bangers.
Tim’s new studio is definitely one of his fake business endeavors. If he dms you asking for investment capital, caveat emptor.
He blew the budget on an eating spree @ chain steakhouses
@Judge Eric awww man- yeah- no…. that sucks you’re eating that, for real. Fortunately for me, we have our own cows and I just killed a deer yesterday and took it to the processor today. I assume I wouldn’t be able to live where you live- no offense
Brother I believe you are on the wrong channel. The joe rogan experience is this way 👉🏻
@@5roundmedia955 ya talkin ta me?
you're right. totally, totally spot on.
I just hope Tim has a better Thanksgiving than last year at Whitney's and her terrible orange plates.
Omg the horrah 😱
SO over the top
It’s embarrassing the amount of times I checked if the new episode had been uploaded yet.
I'm pathetic with it too
Me too ❤️ soul sisters
Life in the big city.
Chicks listen to this show?
@@primetimejabroni903 of course we do!
Here I’m thinking the golden age of this show is over and then Tim drops this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The second half of this episode is a masterpiece in absurdist comedy. How lucky we are to be witness to true genius in real time.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because Ben was driving on the sidewalk.
Lol wtf
You better show up and honor your grandfather's legacy, by cutting the turkey with the fam - Kath
when Tim was trying to think of the movie for Ben’s family thanksgiving I was screaming in my head MIDSOMMAR😂
this is completely out of control - thank you
Tim's Thanksgiving will be him eating at a corporate steakhouse and laughing while looking at his bank account. Happy Thanksgiving Tim!
Could not have clicked on this fast enough. Love ya both 💜💜
I saw you two weeks ago in NYC and you were incredible. Thank you for such hearty and potent laughs- i really needed it
Tim stopping to catch up on his house hunting halfway through the Ghislaine bit is wonderful.
Hahaha the 13:00 mark when he starts talking about the aunt who’s goal is to shut down conversations as they arise. I was imagining scenarios as he was talking and that was one thing I was thinking about and he brings it up lol. “That aunt’s power will diminish the more alcohol is consumed”
AWESOME. My only problem is, how much longer until the next podcast? I don't think I can last. FUcking love you.
I login to Facebook just to share these podcast so all my family sees. It's great. I always wonder how far in they make it.
Not being able to laugh with Ben is something I didn’t know I would miss so much.
Hello darkness my old friend
The JRE/jones/dillon podcast was next level man. That reawakened the 14 year old infowarrior within me.
Probably my favorite episode
The guy who massacred those people with his car was very open about his desire for racial genocide. It's slathered all over his social media and he literally acted it out. I thought the word we picked for this type of behavior was "terrorism"
We’re not going to hear about it because he’s a protected class and his ideas are popular
@@Belenus3080 I never got this as a non-American. How can black nationalists ideas be popular in a country where the majority are white people?
@@bigstepper4125 because in-group preference is discouraged for white people. We are taught in public schools to feel ashamed of our history and it’s “continuing legacy”. While the majority of our population is white, the majority of the white population is left-of-center which has an accompanying self-hatred guilt complex.
I'm not even white but it seriously baffles me how the media focuses hard on the racial aspect. Being Asian, getting battered by 24/7 news about "Asian hate crimes on the rise" just pissed me off because people started treating me differently like a child. Speaking out for me when I never asked, with friends and coworkers walking on eggshells making sure nothing offended me.
On a side note its crazy how the driver's photo hasn't been plastered all over the mainstream news while Kyle was plastered all over and bashed on 24/7. Not supporting one or the other but the media treatment between the two is unreal. No one is mentioning the driver's racial hatred but claimed kyle was a white power advocate with no evidence from his own lips. How the news media doesn't get sued for slander is amazing.
No such thing as a "terrorist of color" in this country.
My Monday service is back! We were dying here waiting for this upload
☃️Tim's Christmas special☃️. Featuring guest appearances by
-Bill Gates
-Kyle Rittenhouse
-Hunter Biden
-Candace Owens
Special performance of "Little Drummer Boy" by Eric Weinstein and Lil Xan
Hosted by Michael Che
Recovering from 2 comedy shows last week. This is the icing on the cake for relaxing today.
Happy thanksgiving TIM DILLON!!!!😃
Who’s Tim Dillion?
@@bloatedsodium7301 Ty did not notice lol
Now this, is the greatest defense for audio only episodes.
I came to listen because Tim told me to during this weeks podcast and I didn’t want to disappoint him.
I'm going to play this on the patio at my thanksgiving, because it's at my house:) and not mention it until someone brings it up lol 😅
No video to be thankful for Tim
Reyna, Tim is the human embodiment of painful pleasure.
"She put out a cold cut platter and it was her way of telling me to leave"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
The best Box of Awesome ad I have ever heard 🔥🔥🔥
LMAO at him counting the calories of eating Magic Spoon out of someone’s butt ahahahahahahaha I am dyingggggg
6:14 Did Ben's wife really knock over a baby stroller? 🤣
thankful for you tim, you are really my hero. i have done standup 7 weeks in a row since i was inspired by you to try. Thankful for you, hope you have a happy thanksgiving
A masterpiece
Listened to this 3 times today
“A little more time with you’re Daughter, whose -a -FURRY”.😁
Came back bc you requested it Tim! Not disappointed in the slightest.
I have honestly fallen in love with Ghislaine and I hope I inherit her wealth
You can always message her on Reddit
#freeghislaine
@@soundtorial4567 😂
“Watch it Ralphie”
@Fascinating Facts me too, but only if they're pierced through the fat with meat hooks attached to a rope, and being used harness/noose; and she's dangling from them, for weeks on end; in front of the Lincoln Memorial high enough; and broadcast wide enough, for all in the land to see. Followed by all her wealthiest and most powerful accomplices whom are actively destroying our way of life and chances of us having a good future
I love Tim’s enthusiasm for his ad reads
if tim relapses which he will inevitably (his words) this podcast will be only once every month for like 30 mins...and he will tear into Ben more then he does now - which is seldom.
I dont want Tim to relapse,but an Episode with Tim coked Out of His mind would be absolutely brutal hahaha
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🤣ahhhhhhahaha
Are you talking about The Artie Lange podcast system?
Damn. That was beautifully executed.
The only 3 things that make my stomach hurt from laughing are, Tim Dillon, Shrooms, and Tim Dillon on Shrooms.
Guiiiltyyy! 🤚
13:05 hearing Been laugh in the background did it for me
We need more in-car podcasts, and we need them on video
that would be such a power move
The audio only episodes are always the best ones.
Tim pretends to be cynical but deep down he is a very sentimental guy
Yeah exactly
Now I get what makes him special
Yep
This is by far my favorite episode ever
It's weird getting a new video while I'm still at work, this will either hurt or help my customer service
I also have a fake customer service business
This really is one of the best ones
Can't wait to get high and listen to this tomorrow. Probably gonna huff gasoline from a garbage bag. I like to party.
🤘🇺🇲🌈
Try smoking it way stronger bro. 💪
Am I invited?
Luv u
@@stoptrudeau42 i smoke that gas bro
The best part of waking up, is Tim Dillon screaming in your ear!
Dude I literally just caught on that the new studio is a joke .. I've listened to every episode some twice. It's a real knife fight in my brain right now.
They've been working on a new studio for 2 years now and all they've got is a neon sign and an ashtray
Wait it’s a joke? He is not building a studio?
Same boat, it took me way to long
@@miguelito2361 this is where real comedy is at
The nee Studio is Like the carrot hanging infront of the donkey
The Monster rant toward the end had me rolling 🤣
"A Thanksgiving Massacre"
I hope you have a ritenhome for the holidays too Tim. Lmfao