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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 3 года назад +2304

    We all wanna be Tim but really we are Ben.

    • @matthewc8241
      @matthewc8241 3 года назад +255

      Most aren't even that. They're dan at best

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 3 года назад +52

      Im such a Ben

    • @fashfront
      @fashfront 3 года назад +51

      I’m one of the few Tim’s. Not so glamorous

    • @mattheagerty4864
      @mattheagerty4864 3 года назад +132

      In your dreams, we are all Ray.

    • @dankestranch8738
      @dankestranch8738 3 года назад +77

      Ben's fucking hot dude

  • @leecarter1145
    @leecarter1145 3 года назад +1081

    “You should’ve kept your mouth shut” - Husband of the nurse on the way home

    • @charlietruble4832
      @charlietruble4832 3 года назад +52

      Brutal! I hope someone else recognized the last words to a snow removal victim.

    • @Swaygooy
      @Swaygooy 3 года назад +30

      @@charlietruble4832
      “Snow removal victim” that gave me a chuckle

    • @Sarah-nx1vl
      @Sarah-nx1vl 3 года назад +12

      oh god, so grim and so funny, nicely done

    • @Freemouse159
      @Freemouse159 3 года назад +4

      hahaha snow removal victim 🤣 😂 😅 😆 😄 😜

    • @tech1238
      @tech1238 3 года назад +1

      perfect

  • @Sidelinefighter-expert
    @Sidelinefighter-expert 3 года назад +988

    Tim Dillon bullied Joe Rogan off RUclips and is now Bullying him out of Austin, yes or yes !?

  • @2791dles
    @2791dles 3 года назад +155

    That was literally the most intelligent handling of the upset nurse heckler I've heard. You didn't shit on her, you just calmly reasoned with her. Well done.

    • @daysjours
      @daysjours 3 года назад +19

      He did more than reason with her. He showed her love.

    • @youlovejenn1
      @youlovejenn1 10 месяцев назад +3

      He’s such a gentle parent, I was shocked 😂

  • @weedeemorrison
    @weedeemorrison 3 года назад +68

    Tim Dillon is one the greatest comedians I’ve ever listened to.
    He’s so articulate, sharp and never afraid to take the conversation to the 7th layer of hell.
    Balls on him like a Bengali tiger.

    • @dickjohnson9582
      @dickjohnson9582 Год назад +2

      Good ole Bengali ball tim is what they call him

  • @r.c.7762
    @r.c.7762 3 года назад +204

    As a nurse, I find the complainers, are younger nurses, that would be unable to cope with what we had to do, in the 70s, 80s, AIDS, swine flu, etc. Shut up, and enjoy the show.

    • @honeyfurfarm2182
      @honeyfurfarm2182 3 года назад +25

      Yep, there's always the nurses that take themselves way to seriously.

    • @trayyoutube
      @trayyoutube 3 года назад +1

      Fuck yeah

    • @J33-k3s
      @J33-k3s 3 года назад +2

      @@ghassanm6640 😄

    • @curtisboyce3849
      @curtisboyce3849 3 года назад +4

      well that doesn't bode well for the future if our new healthcare workers for whatever reason didn't learn the same things you did. maybe it's because all of the capable asian and white doctors were replaced by black C+ students. either way. it's a white guys fault. yes or yes

    • @jimbeam8059
      @jimbeam8059 3 года назад

      Is that the Rochester bridge in your thumbnail?

  • @RichSProducer
    @RichSProducer 3 года назад +137

    After a long day of doing acid and connecting the dots between Atlantis and Ghislaine, I could not be more excited to see this.

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 года назад +11

      Follow the non fungible tokens straight to the source

    • @charleshendrix3137
      @charleshendrix3137 3 года назад +1

      After doing 4 tabs of acid and a shit ton of shrooms I conquer.

    • @centurionl
      @centurionl 3 года назад

      So did you come to any conclusions?

    • @RichSProducer
      @RichSProducer 3 года назад +4

      ​@@centurionl Ghislane ran something called the TerraMar Project, which a mysterious non-profit project that focused on the ocean. You can still find their RUclips page. In their odd mission statement they want "to create a global ocean community to give a voice to the least protected, most ignored part of our planet - the high seas." They day after Epstein was arrested, she shut the project down. Now, we also know Ghislane had a submarine piliots license. The project was focusing it's efforts in the seas near Cuba. There has always a long history of looking for a lost civilization (Atlantis) off the coast of Cuba. Castro was interested in this, as well as Howard Hughes and many others. There is evidence that Epstein also met with Castro in Cuba. Epstein was also taking people on sub tours around Little St. James, including Stephen Hawking. Now, here's where things get really weird. When Ghislane was arrested, she was using the pseudonym Janet Marshall. Janet Marshall was a famous feminist communist. Janet's actual name is Janet Atlantis Marshall and her mother's name was Atlantis Octavia. Her husband, Henry Wallace was also deeply involved in Theosophy, which has a strong connection to Atlantis. That's just scratching the surface...as insane as it all sounds, things are much weirder than they already are.

    • @RichSProducer
      @RichSProducer 3 года назад

      @@jayrideau She''s the key.

  • @2011ADRO
    @2011ADRO 3 года назад +608

    its cute tim bought ben a polo shirt, now he can dress just like his daddy

    • @chadd4767
      @chadd4767 3 года назад +12

      Austin country clubs require collared shirts.

    • @ambassador8524
      @ambassador8524 3 года назад +22

      No that was Ben’s wedding present

    • @mattgrele6318
      @mattgrele6318 3 года назад +2

      Call me daddy

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 3 года назад +4

      @@ambassador8524 what do you think he got bens wife? Or is it for both of them lol

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 3 года назад +13

      Make no mistake, it came out of Ben's check

  • @riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442
    @riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442 3 года назад +82

    The Weight watchers podcast mentioned is THE WW BRO PODCAST W/ ANTHONY DIDOMENICO: EPISODE 147 and the doughut moment i like 10 mins in

    • @riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442
      @riddlydiddlyimawantedmanin4442 3 года назад +3

      its not on youtube you'll have to google it its on the guys website but youtube wont let me link it

    • @seanisajerk83
      @seanisajerk83 3 года назад +4

      Thank you for that I have wondered since the Patreon episode what the name of that podcast he was talking about. The donut story made me cry from laughter and now I can go to the source

    • @dustinreedy30
      @dustinreedy30 3 года назад +6

      Came to the comments to ask this. Thank you!

    • @BURRITOBOY
      @BURRITOBOY 2 года назад

      👍

  • @zen_nabu
    @zen_nabu 3 года назад +263

    This is like when the teacher pulls out the VHS cart and says we're watching a movie today

    • @msannthrope_2049
      @msannthrope_2049 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @shawqiha
      @shawqiha 3 года назад +18

      There aren't many people that got to experience that, but I feel like the ones that did are the best generation.

    • @rumrnr78
      @rumrnr78 2 месяца назад

      I remember projectors before the cart. Of course, the school district didn't waste tax payer money and upgraded to Betamax!

  • @jacobkrantz2473
    @jacobkrantz2473 3 года назад +287

    Tim Dillion is the alpha at a Joe Rogan dinner party.

    • @fadedcharacter8481
      @fadedcharacter8481 3 года назад +5

      Honestly, he’s with some smart guys, but quick wit like his is INTIMIDATING. Luuuurrrrrve Tim!

  • @skreign
    @skreign 3 года назад +419

    Imagine being at a comedy show in the front row angry.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 3 года назад +27

      The problem is that good comedy is rooted in truth, and some people can’t handle the truth!!

    • @YouWillFindYouInYouTube
      @YouWillFindYouInYouTube 3 года назад +13

      Some chicks just need to be hit by a stronger hand to learn their lesson 🤣

    • @d3monsn0wkitty
      @d3monsn0wkitty 3 года назад +37

      Its interesting that show ended like that. Unlike that lady I laughed the whole time and had a great time at the show. DEFINITELY go if you can make it to one of his shows. It was totally worth it...I was at the last PA show and he saw I had his merch on. He called on me and asked what I do. I was sooooo star struck. I barley could say I was a nurse and then I just went on to nervously laugh and smile the whole time because I’m awkward af. He looked humbled though by my reaction, he made some funny nurses jokes and then ended the show. He also then applauded nurses. Tim Dillon is the bomb. Ben was there too actually. I saw him vape IRL.

    • @charlietruble4832
      @charlietruble4832 3 года назад +3

      @@YouWillFindYouInRUclips there is nothing funny about hitting women!

    • @maxmeeks9910
      @maxmeeks9910 3 года назад +2

      Well, they were in PA in the winter

  • @spartymatt9627
    @spartymatt9627 3 года назад +578

    Can't wait to buy this episode as an NFT for $50,000

    • @sososo2881
      @sososo2881 3 года назад +6

      Lol he would make bank on NFTs. Ben, get on it!

    • @City-Hunter
      @City-Hunter 3 года назад

      WTF is an NFT ?

    • @HardenJID
      @HardenJID 3 года назад +31

      @@City-Hunter the newest fake business

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 3 года назад +16

      @@City-Hunter a tax scam.

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 3 года назад +6

      @@City-Hunter but yeah go back a few videos. Maybe the clips channel. He talks about the Lindsey Lohan NFT. I know that sounds made up, but that makes it funnier.

  • @dokidokideathproof
    @dokidokideathproof 3 года назад +201

    The embarrassment and shame that nurses husband must feel.

    • @noraozer2800
      @noraozer2800 3 года назад +3

      @Username User What did he say?

    • @michaelreese8217
      @michaelreese8217 3 года назад +6

      I assume he has less backbone than an octopus. People like him can’t feel shame

    • @joshbaino3087
      @joshbaino3087 3 года назад +14

      @@noraozer2800 It was on the last video I think, he just said that Tim made fun of his nurse wife at a show

    • @ko349
      @ko349 3 года назад +22

      He said that Tim made fun of his nurse wife and he loved every second of it HAHAH

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 3 года назад +4

      I mean you gotta hand it to him, he probably knew it could have gone sideways and yet he pulled the trigger.

  • @davidzilinski6441
    @davidzilinski6441 3 года назад +435

    tim goddamnit we need a statement on megan marckles presidential campain not a patreon highlight reel.

    • @thepeter3116
      @thepeter3116 3 года назад +7

      He mentioned something on clubhouse

    • @zainilc1507
      @zainilc1507 3 года назад +11

      He did talk about it on the recent Patreon episode ;)

    • @nmeyers92
      @nmeyers92 3 года назад +6

      And meatball’s allegations

    • @davidzilinski6441
      @davidzilinski6441 3 года назад

      Zainil C he talked about the interview, not that she’s contemplating a presidential campaign

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 3 года назад +10

      Not as good, but here is my take: she just confirmed why marrying outside nobility is frown upon. She complained that she didnt know how to seat, how to talk, how to eat, or how to sing the anthem. The Queen reaction: "the poor child didnt even got an education."

  • @egoborder3203
    @egoborder3203 3 года назад +190

    Tim: "Ben and his wife are trying to kill me"
    also Tim: "Can I swim in that water? Look it up and let me know...."

    • @Bob-64
      @Bob-64 3 года назад +6

      He would float yea he is doing keto yea right

    • @centurionl
      @centurionl 3 года назад +1

      That doesn't mean they aren't planning to kill him

  • @Mr.Meeseeks024
    @Mr.Meeseeks024 3 года назад +332

    As a Rothschild I’m looking at taking legal action.

    • @ProudFilthyCasual
      @ProudFilthyCasual 3 года назад +29

      I will join that class action as a Rothschild as well, all of my considerable resources are in. This is unacceptable.

    • @angelo.4152
      @angelo.4152 3 года назад +9

      Yeah this is bullshit

    • @astralnight3493
      @astralnight3493 3 года назад +11

      "come on the view bitch!"

    • @T.I.M.Thirteen
      @T.I.M.Thirteen 3 года назад +9

      There are some that are trying to unionize. Pigs together strong.

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 3 года назад +2

      Of course you are. Thats what "they" do.

  • @jobobtargaryen1258
    @jobobtargaryen1258 3 года назад +129

    I work in a hospital, this whole thing has been an overblown, fabricated shit show. Tim calling out delusional,sanctimonious nurses is very refreshing. Tim Dillon is the real hero.

    • @cgm4379
      @cgm4379 3 года назад +12

      Thank you for your service soldier

    • @SmedleyButler1881
      @SmedleyButler1881 3 года назад +10

      So deadly in my country (Canada) they are laying off nurses and covid wards were never above 50% capacity. I work in a major hospital dealing with covid in the GTA which is a “hard hit” area. For reference an 80 year old, diabetic, bed bound on oxygen obese Greek woman who is my patient got it, survived and lost close to 30 lbs. That was in June and she is still here on our long term ward today as I am on my break

    • @uatafaka
      @uatafaka 3 года назад +6

      @@SmedleyButler1881 "Greek"... very important information about the patient.

    • @honeyfurfarm2182
      @honeyfurfarm2182 3 года назад +6

      Hospital supply chain worker here... completely agree. When they laid off nurses and support staff for months and the hospital was nearly empty... while the news is saying we are full... there is something sinister happening. People telling me what I'm seeing with my own eyes is false... yeah this whole thing was completely overblown and a way for the ultra rich and government to suck wealth from the entire Middle and lower class.

    • @kelb6073
      @kelb6073 3 года назад +5

      It got bad in my area. Northeast Pennsylvania. My hospital was overrun for a couple of months. Hated every second of it. I'm not a nurse but I work in the ER. The ICU ran out of beds during that time. My dad also almost died of covid. How friend has been in the hospital for 3 months in and out after having covid. It's not looking like he's going to make it. All because a guy came into his work, knowing he had covid and refused to wear a mask.
      Just because you didn't experience something, doesn't mean others haven't. It's a big world and every area of it is different and had a different experience with covid.

  • @pablorodriguez4765
    @pablorodriguez4765 3 года назад +94

    Timmy is the fittest comedian in Texas. Yes or yes?

  • @gobabawonan2199
    @gobabawonan2199 3 года назад +314

    Fat Guy Cancels Himself After Eating Too Much Food

  • @Morathe3rd
    @Morathe3rd 3 года назад +233

    Tim Dillion got me through 2020 and is carrying into 2021

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 года назад +15

      He is solely responsible for any sanity I managed to hold onto the past year.

    • @maxmeeks9910
      @maxmeeks9910 3 года назад +6

      Tim is our apocalypse guide while a quarter of the population is quietly and intentionally culled by a drugged -out hospital industry just following orders like murderous robots. Say bye to grandma and grandpa before their Soylent Greened away.

    • @norfolkrover
      @norfolkrover 3 года назад +2

      I like the way he kept pushing in 2020 although it was so obvious the stand up comedy business model was fucked. Hope he becomes the biggest star on the planet.

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 года назад +2

      @@norfolkrover he's working on it, that's why he copped out this week, he put on too much mass in one sitting and is ready to collapse into himself like a dying star.

    • @dimitriprivat
      @dimitriprivat 3 года назад

      Same

  • @Kyle-xt8ip
    @Kyle-xt8ip 3 года назад +21

    When I bought my truck the finance manager kept taking calls from "his church". He made sure I knew he was involved in a church. I have never trusted anyone less than in that moment.

  • @drewprosser8861
    @drewprosser8861 3 года назад +169

    If I ever see tim and joe at dinner together I’ll walk up and say “tim huge fan dude you’re crushing it don’t recognize this other guy but if he’s hanging with you he must be on his way up”

    • @starsareangels
      @starsareangels 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @garymericano
      @garymericano 3 года назад +9

      Just shout at him across the restaurant "Hey Tim next time your friend goes to the bathroom remind him to keep his weird looking dick to himself!"

    • @fritzskripac7600
      @fritzskripac7600 3 года назад +3

      I’m not liking Rogan too much anymore.

    • @ssmith8758
      @ssmith8758 3 года назад

      @@fritzskripac7600 …what happened?

  • @nic31910
    @nic31910 3 года назад +99

    This is like when your high school history teacher came to school with a hangover and you just got to watch Faces of Death for the class period

    • @dhaltonmiller1215
      @dhaltonmiller1215 3 года назад +2

      It was my chemistry teacher. Looking back on it, he had horrible teeth too... lol

    • @mattgrele6318
      @mattgrele6318 3 года назад +3

      Dude the first time i got stoned we watch faces of death and i was freaking out, my friends also accused me of having a boner but i dispute that

  • @saxyseymour
    @saxyseymour 3 года назад +387

    “There’s not a full show in me right now.” About the only thing that isn’t in you, buddy.

    • @shakur9567
      @shakur9567 3 года назад +24

      you could say there are at least 6 full shows in there

    • @hugomaritz692
      @hugomaritz692 3 года назад +6

      No room..

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 года назад +1

      Is this a gay joke or a fat joke? I'm a bit lost

    • @sincereflowers3218
      @sincereflowers3218 3 года назад +2

      @@SHACOBES123 boffum

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 года назад

      @@sincereflowers3218 Yessum

  • @78deathface
    @78deathface 3 года назад +39

    Ben should really just make a loop of Tim gesturing wildly and play that over the audio only clips. Best of both worlds.

  • @Economivision
    @Economivision 3 года назад +28

    Tim, your show in Houston was A life force. Your energy was a total riot, man. You got the stuff to do whatever want to become, and I believe in you. That’s what I wanted to tell you dude. Very, very few people I believe in. Keep going. Don’t ever doubt.

    • @joranwilloughby298
      @joranwilloughby298 3 года назад

      Fuck I missed it.

    • @Economivision
      @Economivision 3 года назад +1

      @@joranwilloughby298 it was everything I hoped and more. Next time, buddy.

    • @joranwilloughby298
      @joranwilloughby298 3 года назад

      @@Economivision Yeah I had to work all 3 days he was in town. :( How many people were there?

    • @Economivision
      @Economivision 3 года назад +2

      @@joranwilloughby298 it was the most packed I’ve ever seen Improv. This was my 5th time there, too. If I don’t contract covid, I’ll be pretty surprised But it was a great crowd. Dude I’m sorry you were all tied up. I feel anxious for you.
      I mean even the openers were lethal.

  • @sjtrapani
    @sjtrapani 3 года назад +96

    How am I supposed to enjoy if I can’t see Ben trying not to laugh the entire time?

    • @J33-k3s
      @J33-k3s 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, visual is better. And I know Tim likes to be a little bitc# about people liking it better, but we are the fans, we are his boss. Lol

    • @noahbaird4957
      @noahbaird4957 3 года назад +6

      @@J33-k3s ya but you don’t know about fighting or robotics. Tim does

  • @YoungDonAnimations
    @YoungDonAnimations 3 года назад +866

    As a long time Rothschild Patreon, I feel cheated.

    • @Nicole-rj4xz
      @Nicole-rj4xz 3 года назад +111

      Fake business!

    • @nooneyouknow699
      @nooneyouknow699 3 года назад +42

      There better be a extra patreon

    • @AceDelta101
      @AceDelta101 3 года назад +22

      Time for a boycott

    • @T.I.M.Thirteen
      @T.I.M.Thirteen 3 года назад +46

      He ate too much - he needs to rest. Then he needs to splish splash in the water in Miami, then he will think about putting out the Rothschild episode.

    • @City-Hunter
      @City-Hunter 3 года назад +7

      As a long time Helicopter "Accident" story reader, i am shocked!

  • @masoncarter7333
    @masoncarter7333 3 года назад +62

    "I have as much money as i want,
    it's all in my head"
    - Timothy Goldstein Rothschild

  • @MrItachi121
    @MrItachi121 3 года назад +83

    Comedians having to explain comedy to people is seriously probably the saddest thing about the time we live in

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 3 года назад

      I would have said all the deaths,but tomato/tomahto.

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 года назад +13

      @@josef2012 people die all the time, that's not tragic, it's a rate of perpetual growth.. what's tragic is the rising rate of people "on the spectrum" that need to have comedy explained to them.

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 года назад

      They really need to stop the explaining

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles 3 года назад

      @@roymakescomics exactly. Death is necessary and cruel as it is.

    • @MrItachi121
      @MrItachi121 3 года назад +1

      @@josef2012 "all the death"???? Are u dumb??? The global death rate is declining from years past

  • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
    @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 3 года назад +96

    I love living in a society where adults routinely require things to be explained to them as though they're children

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад +5

      Lol pretty much sums up today’s society

    • @Johnbender
      @Johnbender 3 года назад

      @Weiner Baby Lol

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 года назад +2

      People should stop placating to these adult children

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 года назад +1

      @@a.k.4o Yeah! I say we round em all up on trains and.. no, nope, too extreme. Sorry.

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 года назад +2

      @@roymakescomics its cool. Speak your mind. You're obviously from Portland

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 3 года назад +26

    "do you think you have a serious movie in you....I didn't want the jokes I wanted the darkness"

  • @Turner9090
    @Turner9090 3 года назад +32

    He says he doesn’t have a show in him, and yet almost pumps one out by accident in the beginning

  • @2010kgurl
    @2010kgurl 3 года назад +73

    Thank you Tim Dillon for deconstructing the mechanism and action of a joke for our p*ssified world. Side note: I’m a student nurse in Austin and I’m still laughing.

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 года назад +10

      Self absorbed "hero" nurses like her that can't take a joke need to just stay the fuck home!
      I feel bad for her coworkers! Not sure I'd get through a shift without laughing...even at the dark shit!

    • @2010kgurl
      @2010kgurl 3 года назад +6

      @@Bernacide seriously... In my limited experience, those are the nurses who burn out very quickly.

    • @amdclx4635
      @amdclx4635 3 года назад

      Thats the thing though, nobody asked what you do for a living🤔

    • @2010kgurl
      @2010kgurl 3 года назад +5

      @@amdclx4635 the lady in the video was a nurse... it’s relevant for me to say I’m in nursing if I am going to say a joke about nursing is funny...

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 3 года назад

      I am also a resident of the City Tim Hates.

  • @codycole722
    @codycole722 3 года назад +62

    Patreon should pay Tim at this point

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 года назад +8

      They would but he keeps giving them fake bank accounts and business addresses and asks to be paid in Lindsey Lohan NFTs

  • @oliveribasta5929
    @oliveribasta5929 3 года назад +11

    Tim is a beautiful specimen. I have to look at him all the time when he creates his art. No matter how funny it is I have to look at him.

  • @andrewwoodward8563
    @andrewwoodward8563 3 года назад +58

    Ben looks like Tim just got finished beating him mercilessly/let him out of his cage

    • @lizsharp1373
      @lizsharp1373 3 года назад +2

      That's because that's exactly what happened

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад

      @@lizsharp1373 LoL

  • @syther112
    @syther112 3 года назад +8

    The impression of the guy at BMW was legit Joey Diaz slinging Subarus hahaha

  • @lizsharp1373
    @lizsharp1373 3 года назад +50

    You should've kept your mouth shut during that dinner of temptation Tim

  • @dhaltonmiller1215
    @dhaltonmiller1215 3 года назад +13

    Tim, do not be discouraged by the idiots. You're more important than ever. Hope to see you next weekend

  • @tylerbaxley789
    @tylerbaxley789 3 года назад +9

    His ads are unparalleled. Only podcast I listen to for the ads.

  • @peelslowlyandsee
    @peelslowlyandsee 3 года назад +21

    It's so nice of Tim to finally adopt Dan Carney. You'll be a wonderful mother.

  • @ChannelRichard
    @ChannelRichard 3 года назад +10

    You are never too full to perform for us, Tim. Eat the mic and just yell into the void, and it's still a better show than all TV and RUclips.

    • @moonbear894
      @moonbear894 3 года назад +2

      If it was 10 mins of random moaning and belching by Tim it would still be better than everything on TV.

  • @S41NT93
    @S41NT93 3 года назад +19

    "I would prefer the bank to have never met me and have no idea who I am, what my spending habits are, or that I even exist." Dave Smith Tim Dillon 2024

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld 3 года назад +5

    This show is literally the only true joy in my life rn. I burst out loud laughing and it takes my mind of off all the boredom.

    • @Calyrekt
      @Calyrekt 3 года назад

      Are you really eskimo/inuit? Do u eat whale blubber? Post pics

  • @gijoey5912
    @gijoey5912 3 года назад +37

    I don’t know who Ray Kump is, but I laugh every time Tim mentions his name.

    • @Stbuster31
      @Stbuster31 3 года назад +2

      You don't know the great Ray Kump?

    • @sanniez
      @sanniez 3 года назад +1

      He’s the human meatball

    • @omgjulien
      @omgjulien 3 года назад +1

      @@sanniez thought that was Cuomo

    • @LowSugars93
      @LowSugars93 2 года назад +3

      Listentuhhmeeehh

  • @theolddg5475
    @theolddg5475 5 месяцев назад +2

    the favorite podcast. that's the funniest for me

  • @jumbo4billion
    @jumbo4billion 3 года назад +91

    I prefer how Norm handled the pissed off hero teacher. Told her she's statistically more likely to be a child abuser than a priest is.

    • @d4n4nable
      @d4n4nable 3 года назад +42

      "To be a second grade teacher you need to have a third grade education." - Norm.

    • @topsuperseven7910
      @topsuperseven7910 3 года назад +2

      @@d4n4nable That is a common misunderstanding of course, it doesn't work that way. 2nd grade is actually one of the most difficult and you'd want more education for that grade than you'd get by with for say, 10th graders. that said, I enjoyed the burn.

    • @topsuperseven7910
      @topsuperseven7910 3 года назад +3

      Yes and by quite a lot, statistically speaking. In terms of stats though, stand-up comedians even more than priests or public school teachers.

    • @ModeratelyAmused
      @ModeratelyAmused 3 года назад +10

      @@topsuperseven7910 if you are equating a 30 something comedian asking a 17 year old in DMs her age and then saying he'll get back to her when she is 18 as a "child abuser" you are reaching pretty far.

    • @MrGrayan
      @MrGrayan 3 года назад

      that's hilarious

  • @greekbyassociation
    @greekbyassociation 3 года назад +2

    Tim got me through 2020 and 2021 so far. Keep it going my fellow long islander.

  • @mika274
    @mika274 3 года назад +34

    The number of people angry that us free loaders on RUclips are getting this content for free. Is a comedy bit in itself.

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 3 года назад +4

      They knew what this was when they signed up... it’s fake business!!

    • @takeahike2993
      @takeahike2993 3 года назад +1

      Mad they funded his Range Rover.

  • @bobboberson5755
    @bobboberson5755 3 года назад +44

    I would love to hear some fake business phone calls.

  • @rustyshack1707
    @rustyshack1707 3 года назад +6

    You handled the heckler nurse beautifully Tim, couldn't have said it better.

  • @squakke
    @squakke 3 года назад +48

    I put Tims podcast on during a road trip with my mother. She started heckling him when he was talking about teachers being over-rated. It was so annoying and her and I ended up arguing. 😆

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 3 года назад +3

      I gave up on sharing podcasts with my Mom -_-

    • @Mchilde1313
      @Mchilde1313 3 года назад

      That sucks. I put it on for my Hollywood Los Angeles ass mom. She cackle laughed the whole time and ruined the ride and tim dillon. I couldn't hear him...

    • @williamostrander910
      @williamostrander910 Год назад

      None of these things would be even remotely close to being considered an overreaction

  • @noahstephenwhelan
    @noahstephenwhelan 3 года назад +183

    I already paid for this, you criminal... This means war

    • @HHCHunterYTC
      @HHCHunterYTC 3 года назад +48

      Don't worry Tim's just doing fake business, you never purchased anything.

    • @Berdymadafakas
      @Berdymadafakas 3 года назад +19

      I hear there is a militia forming in the desert

    • @jacksonbateman1073
      @jacksonbateman1073 3 года назад +21

      @@Berdymadafakas rendezvous at the airbnb. over and out.

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 3 года назад +7

      No joke, Tim is really fucking his Patreons when he does this. He said it's been a year? It was just 3 months ago Timmy.

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 года назад +23

      @@HHCHunterYTC then why does my bank statement say I paid $10,000 to Tim Dillon for a subprime mortgage NFT? Did I make a mistake?
      Will my mortgage ever be fungible again?

  • @lexyb5008
    @lexyb5008 3 года назад +2

    Dude, that 1st clip of the stand up was legendary! 100% Iconic clip imo

  • @21acidqueen
    @21acidqueen 3 года назад +50

    Tim is the only true Keto person on Earth 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @theremingtonjames
    @theremingtonjames 3 года назад +67

    Was at the Houston show tonight & Tim lit the whole place up! 🔥 Oh & Dan Carney is actually funny

    • @emmureify
      @emmureify 3 года назад

      You’re the goat

    • @silentsam222
      @silentsam222 3 года назад +8

      you mean the opener?

    • @dthcorehvy
      @dthcorehvy 3 года назад

      Good to know

    • @joanncaribbeanfan4505
      @joanncaribbeanfan4505 3 года назад

      Aren't you supposed to be top comment each week? You're Tim's personal trainer. Right? He's one Hell of a walking billboard 💪

    • @mattsharpe3989
      @mattsharpe3989 3 года назад +6

      His name is 'the opener'

  • @msannthrope_2049
    @msannthrope_2049 3 года назад +23

    Lol. One of my nephews was a piss poor student in high school, never went to college. Worked a few odd jobs before becoming a car salesman. He doesn't read, doesn't vote, etc. I went to college (graduated with honors) and my life never amounted to much professionally, financially. He has a beautiful home, a nice car, a beautiful wife and kid. He makes 6 figures now as a dealership manager. So there's that. Good for him! He's got things figured out. I'm glad one of us does.🥃

    • @FukUNerd
      @FukUNerd 3 года назад +3

      Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss

  • @leroygarza5753
    @leroygarza5753 3 года назад +2

    After a long week of work this show is always there to comfort me with a much needed laugh so thank you tim n ben for being there every week love you guys

  • @HanmaAnon
    @HanmaAnon 3 года назад +40

    I asked my fake therapist about Tim Dillon and she said he’s clinically insane and that his business is fake

    • @samus598
      @samus598 3 года назад +3

      Try a less qualified therapist, mine watches Tim religiously, literally 24/7

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum 3 года назад

      I assume this was on BetterHelp. Did she also ask, "How's that ass?"

    • @danfontaine8179
      @danfontaine8179 3 года назад +3

      If Tim is clinically insane then I want to be too

  • @Mox_Normandy
    @Mox_Normandy 3 года назад +3

    1:50:00 its the little moments where Tim gets giddy about pretending to give the speech at the wedding you get to see him slip into silly goose time.

  • @janeld9297
    @janeld9297 3 года назад +34

    Ray: It’s like, ya knowgh, fuckinnn ya knowgh, these people can’t even ya knowgh...get it together these days

  • @HumanN8ture
    @HumanN8ture 3 года назад +1

    The nurse bit is the reason why Tim Dillon is a true master, and will bring world peace to all at the eleventh hour!

  • @chriswienandt736
    @chriswienandt736 3 года назад +7

    Amazing podcast watched the whole thing

  • @NotChillin
    @NotChillin 3 года назад +10

    Ben: Do you want to speak at my wedding?
    Tim: Do you have a budget?
    🤣

  • @clydez1234
    @clydez1234 3 года назад +20

    Your owning of that nurse was nothing short of masterful.

  • @g.marion5888
    @g.marion5888 3 года назад

    I'm thankful for those with a platform who see ALL the causalities from this dystopian nightmare we're living through, and to squeeze laughs out of it takes serious talent.

  • @aaronlim7324
    @aaronlim7324 3 года назад +13

    Oh man.... was waiting for Tim to weigh into the royal family PR disaster.

  • @f123raptor
    @f123raptor 3 года назад +3

    The way Tim responded to the nurse was actually really sweet.

  • @aaronglass890
    @aaronglass890 3 года назад +14

    Ben packed a U-Haul AND uploaded an episode today, damn.

  • @barfyman-dm6zx
    @barfyman-dm6zx 3 года назад +44

    One Polo shirt per episode everybody knows the rules

  • @chrish1129
    @chrish1129 3 года назад +4

    The neon reflecting on that wood is magical

  • @kneetotheface
    @kneetotheface 3 года назад +16

    As a fellow Rothschild patron, i want EVERYone to know that Tom Dillion's podcast has overdrafted my checking account 4 times, huzzah!!!

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 года назад +1

      Up your revenue and stop buying shit you can't afford.. have you learned nothing from Tim's tirades about boomers mortgaging our futures away?

  • @Apocalyptica916
    @Apocalyptica916 3 года назад +4

    Omg that Titi Jerry interview Chris D did was WILD

  • @TheElectricUnderground
    @TheElectricUnderground 3 года назад

    Tim s patreon is very lit by the way, there are years worth of archives that are fantastic, been listening to the backlog for a month now

  • @finnconnell9832
    @finnconnell9832 3 года назад +21

    Tim was on Two Bears One Cave again!

    • @BabyFoodChewer
      @BabyFoodChewer 3 года назад +3

      Wait when? Didn’t see the second one

    • @MrNeverclot
      @MrNeverclot 3 года назад +4

      It would be a lot cooler if he just took Barts place

    • @finnconnell9832
      @finnconnell9832 3 года назад +2

      @@BabyFoodChewer wasn’t a guest but he was the subject of like the last 10 minutes(who’s hotter Bert or Tim)

    • @finnconnell9832
      @finnconnell9832 3 года назад +6

      @@MrNeverclot I know everyone hates on him, but I still love Brent

    • @BabyFoodChewer
      @BabyFoodChewer 3 года назад +7

      @@MrNeverclot Id like to see that lol. I tried but Bert is pretty hard to like as much as I enjoy Tom I literally just can’t watch the podcast because Bert irritates the shit out of me. The whole grown man with kids thing but still behaving like a child is just not my thing

  • @whitexchina
    @whitexchina 3 года назад +10

    So after "Fake- Business" it's "Fake- Car- Buying" & test driving without a license. I love it!

  • @beterbeter2584
    @beterbeter2584 3 года назад +5

    Big ups to Tim for providing this good free content. You cant complain.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 3 года назад

    I had this playing in the background and came back to comment about how the Sheath ad read was my favorite segment but then I realized it was just a regular ad lol

  • @mayurkrip
    @mayurkrip 3 года назад +44

    I don't want Tim to be mainstream. And no fancy studio.

    • @2010kgurl
      @2010kgurl 3 года назад +5

      He's too offensive to be mainstream. In the best way possible.

    • @whitexchina
      @whitexchina 3 года назад

      That would be awful!

    • @Jess-kn8vl
      @Jess-kn8vl 3 года назад +3

      Mainstream ruins it. Its like finding that dive bar that is absolutely lit lol

    • @centurionl
      @centurionl 3 года назад

      Same, i never tell people about him cuz i want him to remain on the low

  • @DavidLopez-nr7wp
    @DavidLopez-nr7wp 3 года назад +5

    Was at your shows in Pennsylvania. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire life!

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum 3 года назад

      Was it basically all unique content not covered already in his podcast?

    • @DavidLopez-nr7wp
      @DavidLopez-nr7wp 3 года назад

      @@CornyBum much of it was old material but there were lots of bits that were new. Even though I knew some of the jokes the delivery was so good that I died laughing anyway.

    • @CornyBum
      @CornyBum 3 года назад

      @@DavidLopez-nr7wp Thanks. I'd love to see him live someday regardless but hope to hear only unique content, if possible. The one and only time I saw Norm Macdonald, another one of my favorites, it was fun but also disappointing how I'd basically heard most of the jokes/themes already via RUclips videos. Different generations, though.

  • @johnnyorigami6300
    @johnnyorigami6300 3 года назад +24

    Who got a link to this 500lb long island guy's podcast they're talking about at 55:00 ? Specifically the episode they mention with his sister.

    • @mdarey13
      @mdarey13 3 года назад +1

      That’s what I need too. What podcast is he talking about?

    • @TommyMartinezpt
      @TommyMartinezpt 3 года назад +1

      I need this information also please 🙏 😅

    • @F_And
      @F_And 3 года назад +2

      Anthony DiDomenico?

    • @F_And
      @F_And 3 года назад +4

      @@mdarey13 it's called "Accountable Life Group"

    • @F_And
      @F_And 3 года назад +2

      @@mdarey13 it WAS "WW BRO"

  • @anthonybrothers144
    @anthonybrothers144 3 года назад +2

    I've never felt so compelled to get the Patreon

  • @Eulogy466
    @Eulogy466 3 года назад +18

    Thanks tim i was literally just thinking of you and ben posted it. Also i’m gay

  • @manny6871
    @manny6871 3 года назад

    Timmy D, you and Ben are in my top 2. I'm a Patreon and listen / watch everything of yours that hits RUclips. Thank you for being one of the very few breaths of fresh air over the last year. You're hilarious and spot on. But pease stay consistent or let us know you don't plan to be. If you choose to take the people who listen for granted than don't be surprised when the lights turn on and l you're standing by yourself.

  • @dilloncrain9111
    @dilloncrain9111 3 года назад +3

    "I'm air traffic controller and there are so many planes trying to land at once!" Is honestly such a good quote to use for many arguments other than nurses who complain about their jobs 😂😂

  • @petelavecchia2968
    @petelavecchia2968 3 года назад +2

    Tim we need to hear from you more often

  • @realbanger
    @realbanger 3 года назад +16

    Saw Tim Dillon last night in Houston. Gave him a handshake and told him he’s my inspiration. He’s the only reason I have hope for this shite time period. Truth can still exist.

    • @2010kgurl
      @2010kgurl 3 года назад +2

      I see him in two weeks in Austin! Hopefully I can get into Clubhouse...

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 года назад +2

      you didn't kneel before him? traitor

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад

      @@ShatterNWO 😂

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 года назад +1

      @@bluev7427 I'm a straight dude and its going in my mouth, no cap.

    • @realbanger
      @realbanger 3 года назад

      @@2010kgurl amazing show had everyone in the room dying

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 3 года назад +1

    the first best of patreon was hilarious......probably my favorite rant ever is the
    Tim Dillon running for president free health care question. Genius and Brilliant

  • @Nahbruhsheesh
    @Nahbruhsheesh 3 года назад +6

    I love how Tim constantly tries to make this not about his body. Tim- we are all here for your looks, not the jokes!

  • @dboyagod
    @dboyagod 3 года назад +1

    Tim is really for the people! Love this dude.

  • @MrLextune
    @MrLextune 3 года назад +18

    "When you look at the numbers."

  • @bluelinepatriot
    @bluelinepatriot 3 года назад

    It's about god damn time... I've been waiting forever for this golden podcast!!

  • @richardsmith6081
    @richardsmith6081 3 года назад +19

    Lex is like he got left by the aliens last night and a tie no problem

  • @sambo8276
    @sambo8276 3 года назад +1

    That clip of Tim grilling the nurse was 💯on point.

  • @UnofficialAP
    @UnofficialAP 3 года назад +18

    While I understand the anger coming from some patreon members, this is really good fodder for my piracy fetish.

  • @briandavis849
    @briandavis849 3 года назад

    Great show in Houston. We had a lot of fun. 👍🏻

  • @RamyTheGreat
    @RamyTheGreat 3 года назад +3

    Enjoy the night off Tim. You deserve it.

  • @YouWillFindYouInYouTube
    @YouWillFindYouInYouTube 3 года назад

    I really hope there's double episode this weekend best of patreon and a solid Sunday bump