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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- From Royersford, Pennsylvania, this week Tim dives deep into Lindsay Lohan's NFT's (Non-Fungible Tokens), Mr. Cuomo meatball himself, society burrowing deeper into the digital world, and new disclaimers before classic Hollywood films.
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Raycon good wires bad
How much u want mami?
Ben you should of shown Tim the video of Lindsey trying to kid nap a homeless little Persian kid off the streets of Italy
I love you Timmy
If you listen carefully, you can hear Portnoy's Complaint at 7:37.
When the Airbnb desert lesbians inevitably sue for defamation, and Tim countersues, I can’t wait until his aunt is the rival attorney
This sounds like a potential skit
hah!
She's an Astronaut!
That's a show! 😉
Tim will show up to virtual court from their living room, with a pack of matches & a pile of kindle at the ready.
Was at the heated dome tonight! Absolutely awesome show. He made fun of my nurse wife and I loved every second of it
He did the same thing in Ohio, “what sweetheart, what did you think Was going to happen? You should have googled where you were going tonight!” It was a fantastic show!
whoa its the guy
The train during Dan’s set was hilarious
Nice. A Tim Dillon roast is a right of passage lol
That's Spicy
Ben: she’s really knowledgeable about Bitcoin and has been promoting this thing for a year, she even donated to save the children”
Tim: “this is a tax scam”
He's also probably accurate
Tim knows the jargon
Save The Children... Sounds like: The Human Fund
@@seastar1728 Gates took over save the children. Save OUR children is what’s used by people actually trying to save them now.
#Davos #taxavoidence #2019
I was dying when Ben was describing nyan cat to Tim and he is sitting there in complete silence with concern on his face.
The first 15 mins of every pod should be called "tim trashes wherever he currently is "
The podcast should permanently be recorded in different hotels and AirBnbs. Tim is luxury.
The best would be if he goes back to the Joshua tree Airbnb and records there
It would be even better if he acted as a real-estate agent and recorded them in homes set to be sold, fake business is real business.
Hotels are trash its gotta be air bnb for this class act
Tim needs to book the Joshua Tree Airbnb under a false name and give us a real fucking podcast
Did you ever watch the one where he was just laying in bed talking to Ben lol
I somehow find it almost as funny when Ben DOESN'T laugh, as when he does. At 3:22, Tim is calling the cities on his tour a "string of de-industrialized, opium-addicted hellholes", and it totally cracks me up to see Ben following along, nodding his head in deadpan agreement, like what Tim is saying is a completely normal and reasonable assessment.
It kinda is tho
@@wyllowgrayson8531 Yeah, it kind of is. I guess the comic element is the outrageousness of framing this as a serious observation, while on tour.
spot on
It's like watching a lab rat slowly become desensitised to stimulus.
As an illinois midwesterner i agree for the majority of it
Tim: sells mortgages
* Mortgage crisis
Tim: starts making it in comedy
* Global lockdown and comedy clubs goes out of business
Tim: buys AMC
* AMC crashes
Tim: goes to Texas
* Texas destroyed by snow
Tim: about to issue NFTs
....
Fake business isn't doing to well either to be fair. Its a fake bloodbath out there.
worked
Lmaoooo it did work
Tim sold subprime shitty mortgages and hated his life
Luckily he was forced to make it in the podcast world or hundreds of thousands of people would not know him
The shorts havent covered AMC yet so if he sold he was impatient and should have waited. Its not a cryptocurrency, the shorts havent covered their postitions yet. It was a very long play.
Texas sucks.
NFT is a great idea! Good for him!
@@healinggracehomes True but AMC? Why? What have they done apart from the walking dead? Probs a lot of better investment choices out there
If Tim does a coin he should actually mint it and when you flip it, it lands yes or yes.
That's a good one.
Token
Lol if it lands on its side it rapes
This is too funny
Yes
"Kids haven't shot each other in a year!" - Tim Dillon is a legend
Tim Dillion is just mad because now everyone is doing fake business and stole his thing.
Hahahaha
Just sounds like a fake empire to me. Demand a fake cut of the action Tim.
Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event.
@@AgendaInMind yeah thats not true at all
@@AgendaInMind unironically take meds. And yes I’m your gang stalker handler here to remind you to take your meds. I told you on /pol/ too but you didn’t listen
I have tied up 3 BetterHelp employees and are forcing them do listen to this episode while force feeding them Magic Spoon Cereal.
It puts the lotion on its skin.... or else it gets the hose again.
I hope this is not true. I am wary of Tim D audience
floor 11 den. God's work :D
This message is sponsored by Ridge Wallet....yuummmmm!
In ICE cages
I'd spend a Grand on a gif of Tim in front of the Airbnb house with a can of gasoline. ⛽
He could make that gif an NFT... Lol
That happened this weekend.
Just give me the grand and use your imagination?
Same thing
hahahaa
Correct
" Having no friends is a point of virtue, it's biblical " This man is my spirit animal.
So your channel does these sort of rants too? Tangent is a great word miss Angela 😁
Christ didn't have any friends lol
I love that quote lmaooooo
Where else besides a Pennsylvania Wawa can you find a woman high off of percocets at 6pm on a Tuesday fighting with employees who are only trying to tell her where to pick up her hot fudge sundae? It's a national treasure, Tim. Respect it.
Bruh that is not what happens at wawa
@@BasilHagens you're right it's usually fentanyl
Oh it does in does in Pennsylvania. Just like Tim said “a bunch of opiate junkies”
Magic spoon: Hey Tim Dillon say anything you want about our product
Tim Dillon: I have just the thing
Somebody's kid.
At least he didn’t say the r word
@@CankleCankle He danced around it during the ad but I know he's said it before.
Did they clip-out the majority of the Magic Spoon ad? It was incredible
Can neither confirm nor deny the value in Mr Dillons traumatic brain injury impersonation.
"Can we sell immigrant children as NFTs?" lmao
Only in Greece.
Only behind closed doors 🚪🙃
Only on Wayfair.
Just commenting to give Timmy max algorithm.
Bump
Max algorithm.
Doing god's work.
Max. Bump.
+1
How about an NFT of Cuomo saying “Eat the whole sausage.”? Yes or yes?
41:28 "It's a mark of virtue to not have any friends."
Tim Dillon is a genius.
People should pay Tim to use their airbnb, not the other way around
Now that's a fake business I can get behind.
Heated dome is the 2nd best type of dome
First being thunderdome?
hey shaq i just tried to use ur tips to help me finally do the dishes and it didn't work
What are your thoughts on overcooking baked beans in an AirBNB?
It's the best when an ice cube is in there per Joey Diaz
Internet Shaquille commenting on tim dillon. Amazing
i love how Ben described Neon Cat. Fuck he's so underrated.
Bens not underrated if you watch enough
"Ben's a _dark_ person, the first thing he said when we got here was 'East Cleveland is where you go to murder the crackhead you just raped.'" -Tim Dillon
Tim is the greatest, but Ben’s reactions to Tim’s savagery are seriously undervalued.
Not really, all of his die hard fans know he’s essential to the show..
Stop undervaluing it then
Yesss he is definitely essential
Legendary Feuds: Hattfields vs. McCoys, Biggie vs. Tupac, Tim Dillon vs the desert-dwelling lesbians from Joshua Tree.
The feeding stalls have been opened; come pigs ... ... consume the slop.
Every persons entire life story should be condensed into NFTs after they die and traded like baseball cards.
Tim is the only person that is able to get me to listen to ad reads and not fast forward through then like every other video cause they’re actually hilarious
"Chris D'Elia
" 😆😆😆 What a great line to finish the podcast
"Pulled into your little fucking thing at your data entry job, sit down next to somebody named Michelle" I ABOUT DIED 🤣🤣🤣
Tim Dillon's reaction to nyan cat is what I needed to see tonight
***STANDING OVATION***!!
The utter horror and rage just left him speechless. Here for it
when Candice Owens births the baby that Tim Dillon fathered, it will be holding the Knife Fight NFT and hosting a clubhouse room
being funded by bitcoins going to the moon because HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT TOMMY
I love Tims beef with those desert ladies.
The laptop guy can’t even contain himself. This is hilarious.
Welcome to tim dillons liar
He’s just the laugh track aka BEN
@@YimmyYames513 Ben is to Tim Dillon what Nadav is to YMH.. The best laughs in the game
@@bigtheorymusic only difference is Ben is more than just a laugh, nadav is insufferable beyond a laugh from the booth
Thats Ron Livingston
“I need half a million people, most of which are on watch lists, but that’s what I need”
That Magic Spoon ad is the funniest ad I've heard since Bill Burr's Sherry's Berries ad.
MAGICCC SPPPOOOONNN ON MY SPOOONNNN
“An air bnb rented under someone else’s name” - I love that so much! Hhaha
Tim Dillon: The motivational speaker we need in these troubled times.
I like to imagine Tim dillion is world dictator and his producer is like his viceroy explaining shit to him before he shuts shit down
@meo ww lmao i don't even like star wars but i'd watch that.
Tim’s face when Ben started explaining neon cat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tim flexes on every podcaster . When he stays in character. Through out the ad reads. He is saying. I got the cash and clout to lose advertisers. Without blinking an eye
if his advertisers are smart they know unlike other podcast.. we don't skip thru his ads
@@julessb faxxxxx
I mean.....cumtown
@@gautamiyer7967 more like 5 am
That's not how punctuation works.
Rare Pepes have literally become a reality
Glad someone else made this connection
I think the funniest part about this show is when Tim does the most horrifically offensive bits into the reads. Ads hate it, which makes it... Hilarious. 🥇 🏆 🐐
Tim and Bill Burr are the the only podcast ads I don't skip through. Always make it funny.
@@justinbygraves3261 same Tim is a gem
Jesus christ how dies he do a stream of consciousness fir 25 minutes that has me smiling and laughing and depressed as shit at the sane time. Fucking incredible.
The grout on that fireplace is atrocious! 🔥
You clearly don't understand luxury.
I'm starting to think that's not grout at all! It appears to be grey paint haphazardly applied to a false facade!
It’s very gaudy
“Could Ghislane Maxwell sell her own NFT?”
id'buy 1
Thanks for the transcription.
I wonder how much bitcoin epstein had. He probably had some spicy Bill Clinton NFTs. Probably the blue print for the rona ingredients as well.
To save the children?
@@exzisd this is probably closer to reality than we realize
Magic Spoon is literally paying Tim to run their brand into the ground and I’m loving every second of it.
This is their target audience
anyone else, I would have skipped thru the marketing piece
As an Arab, completely endorse the Genie-summoning, magic-carpet riding stereotypes!!! #yesandyes
You have a good sense of humor, sir!😁👍
Alllah ahhhkbarrrr booooom ! Last thing my buddy heard in the war .
Alllah ahhhkbarrrr booooom ! Last thing my buddy heard in the war .
@@ToneWoN Well, lesson learnt : Not the best idea to go to an aimless war for the oil overlords.
The “she donated it to charity “ part with Dillion’s response has to be a clip or intro clip for the podcast something lol. The timing was to perfect
"People want to wear Carhartt until it's time to do some Carhartt shit"...
Lol.
carhartt stuff be like : ☕️💅😽🌈
"You know the kids are still in cages.."
"Hey! I'm trying to eat brunch here!"
"Ray Kump confirmed this is probably true"
watching him explaining Nyan cat to Tim has been the very best part of my day.
this is the only podcast i dont skip over the promos for
I like the optimism of Dillon in believing humanity has a couple of years left
“What a slimy bunch of rug munchers” that was hilarious
I’m so happy to see Tim’s beautiful face
Yessss.
Tim is 17 years old and is going to represent brands that speak to his passions.
“In an air BNB rented under someone else’s name” lol love it, never change tim
I enjoy that it always seems Ben is going to speak and then he doesn’t. Like Jay and Silent Bob
Well there goes the spoon again. If they didn’t like the abused children, they aren’t going to like the brain injured waitress.
too bad,, spoon should relax and just go with it
I just bought some 🤷♂️
I thought the same thing lol. He really doesn't give a fuck.
@@jeffstewart4162 Proof that the tales of abused children and injured waitresses does indeed make one hungry.
It got edited out :(
54:54 - “I have to pay for the dentist with Mark Cuban gifs!”
Tim is a genius
Tim = instant like no matter what
“Let’s talk about the Dachau he set up in nursing homes” 😂😂😂
How has Fox News not picked this guy up? Final form Tim Dillon would crush.
wtf, lindsay lohan overdosed in a hotel room next to me at the ritz carlton in marina del rey one time! *buys nft*
take a number pal
Tim dillons podcast is a real knife fight, no need to watch UFC tonight
🧢
What’s ufc? Gay porn?
UFC is fake business
Ufc was the group who packed the thermite into tower 7
@@davidjanssen894 The thermite was in the big towers, tower 7 was just a standard demolition implosion.
I’m convinced Tim’s entire strategy is to lose sponsors.
He likes to neg
He's a (not going there)
@@erpizzaiol5457 fig?
@@alexn8756 Yeah I'll take that
And then replace them with fake sponsors.
Tim's actual *real* sponsors pay him to never mention their products.
I love that Tim freely admits that gay men aren’t fans of his comedy.
Hey some of us are 🤣🤣
He’s wrong 😁
Cause your a anti gay lol
Tim is a deeply closeted straight guy
“uncle drunk touchin ya” is a great name, improv is impressive honestly
"Putting the D in Tim D" should be Timmy's Grindr tagline.
So happy to see magic spoon caved to the pressure
Ben trying to explain Nyancat is me trying to explain all memes to my girlfriend.
Seriously, laughed my arse off, (way too loud), and then: “Let’s open up with open eyes”. And so I realised (on top of laughter), why I like this pod sooo very much! Gold. Clever and hilarious dude, Tim
I had to switch over from Spotify to see the expression on Tim’s face while the Nyan cat gif is being explained to him. 😂
“Art is whatever you can get away with.” - Andy Warhol #NFT
Wow so accurate!
@@BaconNMegs Warhol was a visionary - I wish I could hear his take on 2021 and have him making NFT Campbell’s Soup cans and Coke bottles that sell for $1 billion🤑
Lol imagine what his nft would be as well it would be interesting
Art has been how a lot of people launder money for a long time. "Abstract art" in its entirety is a big cash washing scheme.
@@zackmatulis4094 ^^^This
Tim Dillons clubhouse is the funniest thing ever
As a man on a watchlist, I will stand with Tim Dillon in an I.C.E cage.
Tim absolutely murdered at the first Friday show. Came on stage smoking a cig through a hole in a mask 😂
NFTs in a nutshell:
"Do you wanna spend 4 ETH for a GIF? Boy do I have the solution for you"
I'd go to the capitol tonight if Tim asked me to.
Tim trying to keep good relations with Ben's wife, Katie is proving to be a real knife fight folks.
If you ever feel useless just remember Ben holds that microphone all podcasts
He should just get a headset attachment for his headphones
Tim was so happy with his joke at the end 😂😂😂
I consider it a personal triumph every time I see Tim has not yet been canceled 🙌
“DoNt YoU wAnT cHeEsE oN yOuR bUrGeR!?” 😂😂
😂
I really hope someone clipped that before they took it down.
The Amish watch Tim Dillon on RUclips secretly
This reminds me of when people collected beanie babies thinking they would be worth money someday lol 🧸
Its even worse. Least they were something you could hold. NFTs are the dumbest thing. I guess not being a millionaire i don't understand.
princess di bear is my pension plan
take a peek on ebay, some of the beanie babies are worth thousands because they have spelling errors on the tags etc etc.
That's what my gut tells me as well. I think Crypto currency is here to stay, but the NFT's are definitely a bubble.
@@zackmatulis4094 are they actually being sold?
Yo..your side kick is the perfect balance for your rants. Keep up the good work gentleman. Only real content on youtube
11:40 this is what rich people have been doing for a century with Modern Art. They artificially inflate the value of an artists work and then donate one of their pieces to a museum for a million as a tax write off
Was all this legal?
@@ColbyMoonwalker It's legal. A clever loophole.
Tim’s looking so thin he must be getting into shape to murder the air bnb lesbians
😂😂
Tims first professional fight will be against these 2 rug chompers
He’s hiding it behind the table.
Alternate title: Tim Dillon spends and hour plotting how to scam his fans
And we will line up to give him our money! Yes or yes?
It would be an honour for all my ancestors to be scammed by Tim.
Its not abuse if you love it.
He's been doing that for 2+ years.
@@mrknucklepuck8485 no
Tim Dillion : The aim is to visit every AirbnB in America
And then burn em all down on the 2nd go around.
One night, everyone knows the rules
Evvery episode hits SO hard . TY TD
i cant get enough of tim dillon
800k in Hong Kong gold, it's been wired to you
Yes my name is Phineas Crinklebottom
900K in Irish Gold, has been wired
@@Gutter_Garden Nigerian Prince has been trying to do that since ages but nobody believes him. 😂
WE NEED FLAGS!
@The Hoax Hotel Hoax I am ecstatic to see you here bro. You are the tim Dillon of scam bait.
In this episode we finally got to know about Tim's taste in men: a little bit younger than him, with sixpacks and who want everything Gucci.
We’ve know for years.
Tim Dillon is a fucking GOD. I’m a straight man unless TimmyD in the house then I’m whatever daddy Dillon needs me to be.
thanks for saying my thoughts out loud
I am a gay man and I am a fan of Tim Dillon. We do exist. Well...at least 1.
Hearing you say "Ladies and gentlemen" made me think of Baz Luhrman's 'Wear Sunscreen'. I think you should do an updated Tim Dillon style version of that. It would be cripplingly funny.