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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @canadianturtle7240
    @canadianturtle7240 3 года назад +1204

    Just a weekly reminder that Tim needs his own radio slot for GrandTheftAuto6. Rockstar Games can absolutely make it happen, as they've done it with multiple comedians in the past.

    • @sislater6334
      @sislater6334 3 года назад +28

      🎯

    • @DarrellVermilion
      @DarrellVermilion 3 года назад +15

      @@DingDongBundy GTA 8 when

    • @720pLyrics
      @720pLyrics 3 года назад +24

      holy shit yes or yes

    • @AliNT77
      @AliNT77 3 года назад +38

      rockstar has gone woke so no chance

    • @chagOwwuUUu
      @chagOwwuUUu 3 года назад +14

      Since they make games where female sex workers are killed along with everyone else and police. I'm sure they won't mind putting Tim on the radio lol. Hopefully it's new content and they pay him for it.

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 3 года назад +2083

    Tim Dillon is the funniest semi retired woman i know

    • @grungepants
      @grungepants 3 года назад +61

      Semi retired from her fake business

    • @amandac7270
      @amandac7270 3 года назад +34

      Semi retired from her boss babe MLM empire

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 года назад +25

      He's the Ellen Degenere of his generation. Like Rogan is Oprah. Life in the shit City.

    • @SHLO75
      @SHLO75 3 года назад +14

      Hes one annoying waiter away from becoming karen

    • @jackday420
      @jackday420 3 года назад +2

      Good one!

  • @SandpaperTTV
    @SandpaperTTV 3 года назад +244

    “If your pet has been dead a while, or you’re a pedophile. Get better help.” 😂😂

    • @Airkaras27
      @Airkaras27 3 года назад +21

      "Do they want the business or not?"

    • @deebsceebs1
      @deebsceebs1 3 года назад +2

      I need a time stamp for this!

    • @ClarkWells
      @ClarkWells 3 года назад +6

      @@deebsceebs1 30:51

  • @shazboz
    @shazboz 3 года назад +448

    Man Tim Dillon is something fucking else. Literally one of the funniest people to ever live.

    • @floortour1037
      @floortour1037 3 года назад +4

      People don't even know about him its cray

    • @BeastBallerBaby
      @BeastBallerBaby 3 года назад +3

      Life in the big city

    • @dcap2288
      @dcap2288 2 года назад

      @@floortour1037 this video has almost 500k, i think people know him

  • @jeffblack5316
    @jeffblack5316 3 года назад +350

    I like when Ben bobs and shakes his head during a rant as though he's listening to Master of Puppets

    • @isaiasguilarte
      @isaiasguilarte 3 года назад +9

      On a semi-side note, I think Tim likes rock/metal

    • @feliciasfirstfelony5366
      @feliciasfirstfelony5366 3 года назад +1

      Yuuup

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 года назад +3

      Ben likes getting pissed on

    • @amir.420
      @amir.420 3 года назад

      Tim zaps his balls when he does something wrong and im in favour of it knowing how lazy ben is😂

    • @marcusdonahue7124
      @marcusdonahue7124 3 года назад

      Tim pays Ben to let him stand there and spit on his wife when they're making love

  • @GatsbyMyself
    @GatsbyMyself 3 года назад +320

    Tim and Ben never moved to Austin. They never lived in L.A. Ben was not created from two Indian tribesman dancing around a fire while laughing and giggling. They have always been podcasting from a set donated from Lowes behind a Chic-fil-A in Tim’s hometown of Island Park, NY.

  • @grudgevanzandt5696
    @grudgevanzandt5696 3 года назад +807

    For the next hour seventeen minutes, everything’s going to be okay. Thank you Tim.

    • @mattman1414
      @mattman1414 3 года назад +23

      I feel that lol

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 3 года назад +3

      I’m at 1:08 min. Now what?

    • @jordanmercier3616
      @jordanmercier3616 3 года назад +18

      @@Zgembo121 it's been 22 minutes, since you commented this, I think it's fair to assume you're hanging by your neck in your bedroom closet by now. That's make me feel.. good.

    • @bpater12
      @bpater12 3 года назад +9

      I love the comments section, the darkness is delicious

    • @EverythingMustG0
      @EverythingMustG0 3 года назад +2

      Is this hopeful or deeply deeply sad

  • @GodsNode
    @GodsNode 3 года назад +66

    I am a Kelloggs factory worker, and yes I have a private jet and an 8 figure net worth, but I am not putting up with this treatment anymore.

    • @ellencox8415
      @ellencox8415 3 года назад +2

      🤣 I have never seen anything more tone deaf than that "representative". If she represents Kellogg's, you guys are so f'd.

    • @TheWeb-is-a-Lie
      @TheWeb-is-a-Lie 3 года назад +1

      I feel like factory gigs are pretty sweet tbh.
      Hard work but great pay

  • @spoodle8988
    @spoodle8988 3 года назад +57

    Tim Dillon is so underrated. Slept on so hard. His mastery of the use of sarcasm is beyond legendary.

  • @merpderp7223
    @merpderp7223 3 года назад +209

    The dude behind sheath underwear is a legend letting Tim say literally anything about him

    • @elektrotehnik94
      @elektrotehnik94 3 года назад +29

      Mad respect for the lad.
      Weirdly, it makes me extra intrigued about the guy & want to know more about his product

    • @disco7379
      @disco7379 3 года назад +7

      Robert Patron is his name

    • @dclayyy
      @dclayyy 2 года назад +19

      Her name was Roberta Paulson

    • @brainiac1595
      @brainiac1595 2 года назад

      Check out Bill Burr. The OG of shitting on his own sponsors.

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs Год назад +5

      @@brainiac1595 you misspelled Norm Macdonald

  • @GortPredator
    @GortPredator 3 года назад +180

    Never heard of this Hannah person but looked up the special on rotten tomatoes 100% critics score, 26% audience score. Dave Chappelle special 43% critics, 96% audience score. It's amazing how out of touch the media, critics, hollywood and all the rest of the ball fondlers telling us how to live are.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 года назад

      Is Netflix Hollywood?

    • @alexbaum2204
      @alexbaum2204 3 года назад

      Amen

    • @rjmacready6693
      @rjmacready6693 3 года назад +6

      @@jacksevert3099 yes. Dumbest question anyone will ask all day. But at least Netflix stood by Chapelle.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 года назад +2

      @@rjmacready6693 Netflix also stood by Cuties!

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 года назад

      @@rjmacready6693 is Netflix part of the Hollywood Liberal Media Deep State also?

  • @e1v1a19
    @e1v1a19 3 года назад +637

    I bet that stalker is upset about the delayed upload.
    Makes you wonder what she’ll do to Ben.

    • @venice2823
      @venice2823 3 года назад +32

      I'm glad this podcast has a stalker.

    • @crystalbethseizetheday8669
      @crystalbethseizetheday8669 3 года назад +6

      @@venice2823 I’m honestly surprised there aren’t more

    • @MechanicalPigg
      @MechanicalPigg 3 года назад +14

      @@crystalbethseizetheday8669 I'm sure there are, I think they're just good at their fake business unlike this woman.

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 3 года назад +8

      whatever the stalker do to Ben, I hope she post on tik tok

    • @crystalbethseizetheday8669
      @crystalbethseizetheday8669 3 года назад +11

      @@MechanicalPigg you gotta admire the commitment though, once you’ve started physically stalking a celebrity pig you’ve kinda transformed your whole personal and criminal life into fake business

  • @Henchman1977
    @Henchman1977 3 года назад +657

    Chapelle's latest special wasn't his funniest but it was a brilliantly crafted trap designed to ensnare exactly those we see screeching on social media.

    • @ctg4818
      @ctg4818 3 года назад +27

      My thoughts exactly, no such thing as bad publicity

    • @TheThriftShopSampler
      @TheThriftShopSampler 3 года назад +22

      All a Venus Fly Trap has to do to successfully catch flies is be itself.

    • @NoNippleNarc
      @NoNippleNarc 3 года назад +84

      @Edmund Dantes you ruined it

    • @huginnandmuninn4865
      @huginnandmuninn4865 3 года назад +28

      Theres a point where he make a T joke and u can see 2 obese T sitting in the front not smiling while everyone were laughing
      Chapelle is a genius of his craft
      And thoses obeses T were there just to act offended in front of everyone

    • @surfinsilver
      @surfinsilver 3 года назад +9

      @@growinglifeorganic940 you can’t see the trap that was layed like a snare? And we’re the sheep? God you are horrendous at being terrible

  • @xthekingsguard1229
    @xthekingsguard1229 Год назад +18

    God I miss this duo.

    • @sterlingbxyd
      @sterlingbxyd Месяц назад +3

      i just come back and watch these episodes. it's just not the same anymore :(

  • @zoeblair-schlagenhauf6285
    @zoeblair-schlagenhauf6285 2 года назад +13

    Love rewatching tim’s old episodes. After just 6 months it’s like new again!

  • @rrp2600
    @rrp2600 3 года назад +427

    This is the only pod where I don't try to skip the live read ads because I might miss some comedy.

    • @zachwilliams9454
      @zachwilliams9454 3 года назад +8

      Ditto

    • @trentjung8035
      @trentjung8035 3 года назад +14

      Funniest ad reads on the net. Better help ad from the “Life in the big City” top 5 ads in history lmao

    • @undeniablyfunk5497
      @undeniablyfunk5497 3 года назад +3

      I’m a doc-TOR

    • @jschex123
      @jschex123 3 года назад +8

      Agreed. Bill Burrs ad reads are pretty good. Pretty sure his wife said this is why you lose sponsors lol but I’m sure Tim has the same problem

    • @rayjones8279
      @rayjones8279 3 года назад +5

      I mean you love to hear about a transgender war hero. It honestly changed my life man

  • @samueld6083
    @samueld6083 3 года назад +467

    Thank god. Whenever tim's late I commit unspeakable acts of self harm.

    • @lukebarber2001
      @lukebarber2001 3 года назад +18

      respect brotha

    • @Kb-zx1oc
      @Kb-zx1oc 3 года назад +57

      I was just setting up my rope. Good thing I refreshed the page before i kicked the stool from under my feet.

    • @mountfairweather
      @mountfairweather 3 года назад +60

      Call Better Help

    • @danielalessandroperez4686
      @danielalessandroperez4686 3 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 3 года назад +18

      @@mountfairweather Better Help has intelligent ppl, its not a crisis hotline

  • @zacheryp813
    @zacheryp813 3 года назад +931

    Imagine walking out because of Chapelle, and not because of Cuties

  • @Wanderer-uc1sj
    @Wanderer-uc1sj 3 года назад +78

    Ahhh, Tim Dillon doing what he does best ….. stirring the pot with sheer wittiness and masterful brilliance. I consider his mind a national treasure.

  • @christinateresabrown
    @christinateresabrown 3 года назад +28

    They tried to cancel Halloween at my children’s school last year for the same reason, and we live in Salem MA!! All the parents lost their shit and started calling the school and they backed off. Our entire town celebrates Halloween all year long! People are insane.

  • @ryandunnlives
    @ryandunnlives 3 года назад +304

    Tim Dillon is the single most important person in comedy right now.

    • @dt4676
      @dt4676 3 года назад +17

      And the third gayest

    • @brandonmoore7506
      @brandonmoore7506 3 года назад +3

      @@dt4676 third gayest... in comedy, or in the whole human race?

    • @chandlerwhalen7782
      @chandlerwhalen7782 3 года назад +1

      Lol uhm Chappelle?

    • @paulies5407
      @paulies5407 3 года назад +9

      Tim Dillon's fanbase are almost as lame as Cumtown's.

    • @chandlerwhalen7782
      @chandlerwhalen7782 3 года назад +3

      Paul Seager gtfo lol cumtown is trbl

  • @frankreynolds4413
    @frankreynolds4413 3 года назад +214

    I thought the Chapelle special was sorta tame…but I’ve listened to thousands of hours of Tim Dillon 🤣

    • @MichaelTheChairman
      @MichaelTheChairman 3 года назад +11

      Same 😂

    • @massive_d
      @massive_d 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @slambrew3849
      @slambrew3849 3 года назад +11

      Lmao there’s even trans people that are like “wtf y’all mad about?”

    • @madelynbarhorst
      @madelynbarhorst 3 года назад +8

      I was thinking the same thing like if you’re not screaming “GAS ALL THE TESLA OWNERS” you’re not being offensive enough in my opinion.

  • @nicholasmosley8707
    @nicholasmosley8707 3 года назад +393

    Tim’s genius is correctly accounting for the cynicism and apathy of his audience and matching it.

    • @lizbec1085
      @lizbec1085 3 года назад +21

      Agreed! He also brings attention to the things that truly account for our cynicism, aka Smiley Face Killer detective shows, canceling Halloween, and TikTok. He shows us that we are NOT WRONG!

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 3 года назад +31

      Why do you think Better Help keeps sponsoring the show, they know the fans need some serious mental help, even from a fake therapist

    • @jmh31890
      @jmh31890 3 года назад +8

      Dont forget the absurdity

    • @Tacit_Tern
      @Tacit_Tern 3 года назад +2

      Roughly @ 28:00
      ....he mentions the destroyer of China

    • @Tacit_Tern
      @Tacit_Tern 3 года назад +6

      @@sublimelove23
      lol, They know Tim supports fake business.

  • @coultermason5617
    @coultermason5617 3 года назад +21

    I went into depression and got out of depression with Tim. What a ride

  • @ryanh1275
    @ryanh1275 3 года назад +10

    "that's a good point, the noise is disgusting, well just have to skip it this year" this dude really is hilarious lol

  • @Ryanaparent
    @Ryanaparent 3 года назад +180

    Tim looks like the kind of guy to yell at the special girl bagging groceries and working the register at a stop & shop when she reminds him the Maine lobsters are 18.99/lb and not 13.99 like the expired coupon says.

  • @danielblake8772
    @danielblake8772 3 года назад +57

    Tim looks like a guy sneaking into a boy's rowing team after party at a Northeast prep school with a bag full of drugs to say, 'Hello fellow teenage males, can anyone help me use up these 50 ecstacy pills before my parents ship me off to rehab tomorrow?'

  • @egoborder3203
    @egoborder3203 3 года назад +116

    you know it's gonna be a good episode when Tim's in his Cape Cod, Mass. costume!

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 3 года назад +8

      and pulling up clips from Boston News 🤣

  • @tylerlaforest7917
    @tylerlaforest7917 3 года назад +11

    Love that Tim has actually worked real jobs and realizes how messed up these company’s treat workers. I also believe Tim working most his life gave him a work ethic that his stronger then most comedians.

  • @pareja90210
    @pareja90210 3 года назад +8

    "if you edit this out, I will fire you"
    Ben: for real?
    😂😂😂😂

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1 3 года назад +43

    I suffer from chronic depression. This is one of the few things I look forward to

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 года назад +9

      Likewise pal 🤜🤛 good sleep, no booze, fresh air, talking and meds if necessary.

    • @dalkurd1
      @dalkurd1 3 года назад +3

      @@jhart1127 Damn, you suffer from it too? I don’t know if insomnia is a symtom of it but it’s rare for me to fall asleep early and wake up early

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 года назад +5

      @@dalkurd1 like 1 in 4 people I know suffer from it. I only know that because I talk to people pretty openly about it! Fresh air and lots of exercise and then a bath or hot shower before bed works wonders. No gadgets or devices for an hour before going to bed also works. Just keep working at it until you find a recipe that works 😊👍

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 года назад +2

      @Rose Anne Boushard If there was a semicolon you might have a joke on your hands. Sadly, it's a full stop. Say hi to your mum.

    • @timpriest593
      @timpriest593 3 года назад +2

      @@dalkurd1 oversleeping or not being able to sleep are both very common symptoms of depression

  • @droogienights7332
    @droogienights7332 3 года назад +71

    Tim's ham handed gesticulations more than make up for the sincerity and conviction he hides behind those dark ass aviators and comfortable sweatshirt

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 3 года назад +5

      I like the way you type, now go turn it into a fake business

  • @kristinradams7109
    @kristinradams7109 3 года назад +90

    Tim and Ben, you are ALWAYS worth the wait. Thanks and cheers :)

    • @MrAhuraMazda
      @MrAhuraMazda 3 года назад +2

      Emphasis on wait today jeez, these guys think theyre Nelk

    • @720pLyrics
      @720pLyrics 3 года назад

      @@MrAhuraMazda tim is your father and you will thank him for everything you've ever accomplished in life

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 3 года назад +1

      Found the stalker

  • @PASoundStudio
    @PASoundStudio 3 года назад +1

    Tim your story about the homeless rescued in Austin made me smile and cry and the same time. Love you guys. Keep it coming.

  • @haevan92
    @haevan92 3 года назад +2

    This is one of those episodes that encapsulates everything I love about this show- a variety hour.

  • @F80mthree
    @F80mthree 3 года назад +40

    Tim Dillon is one of the only people who can make me consistently laugh.

  • @Nahbruhsheesh
    @Nahbruhsheesh 3 года назад +188

    This better be worth it. Enjoy your last moments ben!!!

    • @saintdominicreview
      @saintdominicreview 3 года назад +7

      This year for Halloween, obese BummBoy Tim Dillon will be treating his "Gentleman Caller's'" to one of his celebrated, hand-crafted artisan Bourbon & Buttermilk enemas, along with a special prize for the best costume.
      (Spoiler alert---the special prize is a heavily soiled pair of John Goodman's panties)

    • @Leo_Cameron
      @Leo_Cameron 3 года назад +5

      Ben should be press secretary for Biden by now

  • @Zgembo121
    @Zgembo121 3 года назад +125

    Ben keeps screwing up but hes so young and fragile , we can’t stay mad at him

  • @soicybunny
    @soicybunny 2 года назад +5

    “stop watching comedy specials. get a life.” lmaoooo

  • @outofbody6797
    @outofbody6797 2 года назад +2

    Tim Dillon is one of the funniest guys alive, to think we get this shit for free is nuts. I could have the worst day ever and my real laugh comes out

  • @namgyaldorjee8049
    @namgyaldorjee8049 3 года назад +39

    “If your pet is dead-a-while or you are a paedophile, get BetterHelp” Tim D

  • @brileymoreno4108
    @brileymoreno4108 3 года назад +76

    Powers out where I'm at in OC. Watching this in a candle lit room really hits different. Thanks for keeping me company, Tim!

    • @MoreBud-Angel
      @MoreBud-Angel 3 года назад

      I'm in Oc. Wheres it out at?

    • @brileymoreno4108
      @brileymoreno4108 3 года назад +3

      @@MoreBud-Angel Costa Mesa

    • @martiansarepunk
      @martiansarepunk 3 года назад +4

      @@brileymoreno4108
      Unrelated, and silly, but it's hysterical that Costa Mesa. Triggers the Google pop up, translate to English. Only to then see Costa Mesa, twice.

    • @HardenJID
      @HardenJID 3 года назад +9

      It’s a real knife fight out there

    • @bimbodice624
      @bimbodice624 3 года назад +6

      Your from California your whole state deserves power outages. Thats God working mysteriously.

  • @jrhwood_
    @jrhwood_ 3 года назад +117

    Maths time: The average was the measure used to described the wages for the Kellogs employees because it is subject to outliers. In other words, if they pay their bosses and management heaps of money, the average will be higher.
    If they were being honest, they would give the median wage. This gives the wage of the employee in the middle of the company. I would wager my left nut, that the median wage is far lower than the average wage.
    This just goes to show their is a great wage disparity within the company. More of a reason to go on strike.

    • @bobsmudger3979
      @bobsmudger3979 3 года назад +8

      Bloody great comment 👍

    • @TaddiestMason
      @TaddiestMason 3 года назад +6

      Now apply that same logic to the entire national average income/wages.

    • @charliestevens2256
      @charliestevens2256 3 года назад +2

      Math and logic are not the strong suit in that area apparently… the employee said they work 8 days a week (there’s only 7 days in a week, this could be the whole problem)

    • @chipwalter4490
      @chipwalter4490 3 года назад +7

      In America we say "Math Time" not Math"s" pluralized. And in America there is no socialized medicine. So go back and watch the video again where they say the employees are given health insurance at no cost. The $120,000. wage average clearly must contain that "medical coverage" factoring heavily in a bloated shell game math equation. I'm guessing their insurance is based out of a veterinary barn in Iowa and then them citing price categories of medical expenses in Palm Springs. Boom- suddenly everyone is is making $120, 000. when their "free" insurance is factored in at obscene over- valuation rates.

    • @faceplants2
      @faceplants2 3 года назад +4

      @@charliestevens2256 I think they meant 8 shifts per week. What they actually said didn't convey any real info.

  • @michaelbooth1325
    @michaelbooth1325 2 года назад +1

    I've listened to almost every episode several times... this is an all time great

  • @SHAWN-rz6vu
    @SHAWN-rz6vu 3 года назад +2

    The sense of comedy Tim has, the way he took time to study the series in such depth, is just utter genius, I belly laughed about 5 times. INTENSE IMAGINATION 🔥

  • @buckhardly5211
    @buckhardly5211 3 года назад +10

    "I thought cereal just kindof happened.
    But it turns out there are people doing it. "
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @cholz91
    @cholz91 3 года назад +59

    Was getting worried when it wasn’t posted, Checked again before going to sleep and now Its almost 3am and here I am.
    20 minutes in and great episode so far, Tim is definitely a national treasure

  • @warlordy
    @warlordy 3 года назад +76

    "The vast majority of greeks are not doing well": watching this from Greece, eating cereal after spending Saturday night drinking alone

  • @the_pantichrist2279
    @the_pantichrist2279 3 года назад +3

    I really, truly enjoy this hour every week. Not many good sources of entertainment anymore so this shit rips crazy everytime

  • @everydayedgar5782
    @everydayedgar5782 3 года назад +5

    TIm has the only podcast where I actually listen to the Ad's.

  • @tyler93853
    @tyler93853 3 года назад +28

    The fact he's talking about the strike I live right by is just hilarious to me lol

    • @EvilDick1995
      @EvilDick1995 3 года назад +1

      Same here, I live in Galesburg. I was born in Battle Creek.

    • @linseyhorton3336
      @linseyhorton3336 3 года назад +2

      Then it is up to you guys to make Tim’s dream of the picketing Wheaties come true😂

  • @seandawson5899
    @seandawson5899 3 года назад +26

    Tim makes me laugh so hard I forget I'm straight

    • @WynnterGreen
      @WynnterGreen 3 года назад +2

      When your memory returns does your epiglottis feel like it's taken a pounding recently?

  • @RoadsidePicnic
    @RoadsidePicnic 3 года назад +20

    $120,000 for the average Kelloggs employee lmao. Guess I'm leaving the emergency room for cereal production

  • @Youtubeiswoke-p7i
    @Youtubeiswoke-p7i 3 месяца назад +2

    Kellogg salary estimate
    $43,543
    yearly
    $20.93 hourly rate
    Entry-level salary
    $22,000 yearly salary
    Updated April 25, 2024

  • @hasanmahmud6998
    @hasanmahmud6998 3 года назад +1

    Tim I am so happy you exist. Much love my man.

  • @MichaelTheChairman
    @MichaelTheChairman 3 года назад +105

    If Tim had a special on Netflix… They would crucify the CEO in the lobby ✝️

  • @brentbarrus9754
    @brentbarrus9754 3 года назад +64

    The entire human species needs to have a sit down with Principal Dillon.

  • @buridah328
    @buridah328 3 года назад +60

    Ironically his special made me sympathise with trans people. The fact that they’re attacking him over jokes baffles me.

    • @alfredocastro3071
      @alfredocastro3071 3 года назад +1

      Exactly!

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 3 года назад +2

      These people will never be satisfied. Everyone is constantly on the prowl for something to be offended by…

    • @dmelson7502
      @dmelson7502 3 года назад +2

      @@deezyD93 I'm offended by your lack of offense at what offended me. 🤔

    • @deezyD93
      @deezyD93 3 года назад +3

      @@dmelson7502 I’m offended at your offense to my lack of offense of what originally offended you.

  • @rjmacready6693
    @rjmacready6693 3 года назад +1

    Tim and Ben. I work at Rivian and we are on mandatory 12 hour shifts right now tryna to get our output up before the holidays. Thank you boys for doin this for us every week it helps me get through my VERY LONG FUCKING DAY.

  • @jeremyogrizovich3247
    @jeremyogrizovich3247 Год назад +1

    This guy is the funniest podcaster ever

  • @rayb558
    @rayb558 3 года назад +15

    Now magic spoon has Tim taking out the competition this cereal game is cut throat

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 3 года назад +2

      One might even say , it’s a real knife fight out there.

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 3 года назад

      I woldnt be surprised if Tim himselk or his FBI handlers were not involved in pomoting the strike.

    • @Goldpanda386
      @Goldpanda386 3 года назад +2

      He should have done magic spoon ad right after the Kellogg rant.

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 3 года назад +141

    Tim has been wearing sunglasses to hide the black eyes he got from Ben's wife after he dissed her man on the pod one too many times. #BattleAxeBae ❤

    • @ethanhardgrave3254
      @ethanhardgrave3254 3 года назад +17

      oh my god its cool adam.

    • @brandonmoore7506
      @brandonmoore7506 3 года назад +9

      @@ethanhardgrave3254 and judging by that profile picture, he is one hip, swingin' dude, that Cool Adam character

    • @ethanhardgrave3254
      @ethanhardgrave3254 3 года назад +8

      @@brandonmoore7506 There are a lot of old wives tales about this Cool Adam fellow

    • @brandonmoore7506
      @brandonmoore7506 3 года назад +11

      @@ethanhardgrave3254 I once heard that Cool Adam met his last chick at a Starbucks. She walked by him and he said, "excuse me ma'am, but you dropped something" and she was like "what did I drop" and he was like "my jaw" and then she dropped another thing: her panties. I heard this, and I was skeptical... because nobody is THAT cool...

    • @sannieslancer855
      @sannieslancer855 3 года назад +2

      @@brandonmoore7506 you give this cool Adam guy 20 dollars and he thinks he’s getting a bonus!

  • @LuckyLuch1
    @LuckyLuch1 3 года назад +82

    Tims a fan of Nelk because they are also masters of fake business.

    • @larsbee
      @larsbee 3 года назад

      if nelk is fake .... I want in...

    • @SoundRayStudio1
      @SoundRayStudio1 3 года назад

      Rip to anyone who bought into their gambling scam lol

    • @pin65371
      @pin65371 3 года назад

      lol... those guys are gonna end up in jail.

  • @Three-LeggedCat
    @Three-LeggedCat 3 года назад +2

    I was coerced into going to church but I brought my earbud and I'm listening to this instead, praise God

  • @drifty1523
    @drifty1523 Месяц назад +1

    this might be my favorite era

  • @jacobyowell104
    @jacobyowell104 3 года назад +61

    Remember when we were all good enough to see Tim's eyes?

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 года назад +9

      I mean we used to see them, but we were never good enough.

    • @lam936
      @lam936 3 года назад +6

      hes too coked out to not wear the aviators now

    • @erikal4135
      @erikal4135 3 года назад

      3 months.

    • @dmelson7502
      @dmelson7502 3 года назад

      We are not worthy.

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 3 года назад

      That was a privilege experienced by only the early fans

  • @Riomojo
    @Riomojo 3 года назад +13

    I now need to see a painting of Toucan Sam with his wing around Mao Zedong

  • @jon1039
    @jon1039 3 года назад +75

    When the podcast is late, I say a prayer for Ben. We never know when he won’t be with us anymore. Tim will be living in Dubai.

    • @benjaminreyes3624
      @benjaminreyes3624 3 года назад +4

      Dubai isn't that friendly to gay men

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 3 года назад +4

      @@benjaminreyes3624 tim will pass just fine thank you very much

    • @Zgembo121
      @Zgembo121 3 года назад +5

      Lil Ben is so fragile, i worry about him like 24/7

    • @benjaminreyes3624
      @benjaminreyes3624 3 года назад +3

      @@Zgembo121 Tim is gonna wanna hook up on a gay app eventually 😅

    • @cdubsoptional7849
      @cdubsoptional7849 3 года назад +1

      Guys, this is supposed to be a children's show, so let's try to keep the creepiness to a pg rating, ok?

  • @YoungSantasGroupie
    @YoungSantasGroupie 2 года назад +1

    Well that solves the riddle of who was pissing in my corn flakes. Thanks Tim

  • @nicolasamariles9994
    @nicolasamariles9994 3 года назад +2

    “i just dragged you kicking and screaming the whole way”
    Ben with his best line ever 😂

  • @DigitalCriminalsOnline
    @DigitalCriminalsOnline 3 года назад +11

    Thank Christ! I needed this

  • @dayeak57
    @dayeak57 3 года назад +5

    He seriously went full Dr Suess on that ad read...and crushed it

  • @mattsmusic9361
    @mattsmusic9361 3 года назад +4

    Sounds like Ben's got some serious competition in the background laughter stakes.

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 3 года назад

      Someone tell Ray to pipe down

  • @ernestomejia8837
    @ernestomejia8837 3 года назад +2

    Tim is the light of this world

  • @ticaljarvis
    @ticaljarvis 8 месяцев назад +2

    17:00 and now what does Kellogg’s have to say 2 years later… DINNER time

  • @gabecordoba-hawthorne7510
    @gabecordoba-hawthorne7510 3 года назад +5

    Tim Dillon is what I look forward to for free every week

  • @hello9GAG
    @hello9GAG 3 года назад +14

    Tim, I don't know if you saw this, but it would appear that comedian Dave Chapelle has been embroiled in yet another controversy in regards to the transgender community. I thought I should let you know, because it's been under everyone's radar, and it's such an important event to discuss for days, maybe even weeks. I'm thinking a section of a future history book should be dedicated to it.

  • @SUPAMURDA
    @SUPAMURDA 3 года назад +12

    When I was in grade school, they used to bus overflow city kids into my suburban elementary school. On halloween we all dressed up and do a little parade. Many of the city kids couldn't afford costumes, or didn't have parents who'd send them in a costume (much like Ryan). So the school would shove a garbage bag over their head and tape a construction paper white "m" on it and make them all brown m and m's.

    • @chrisblackman3282
      @chrisblackman3282 3 года назад +1

      More M for marginalized trash

    • @johnmobile5747
      @johnmobile5747 3 года назад +1

      Mine used to take costume donations cause you know most kids just wear it once and then out grow it. So they’d just have a costume closet and let all the poor kids wear it for the day wash them and throw them back in the closet for next year

    • @zshakur
      @zshakur 3 года назад

      LOL...that's so fucked up...brown M&Ms? LMAO!!!

  • @klubbs617
    @klubbs617 3 года назад +4

    Tim looks like he lost his luggage at the airport and had to buy clothes from the gift shop.

  • @jasonlevinevideo
    @jasonlevinevideo 3 года назад

    Few things bring me greater joy than hearing Tim refer to someone as a goon (followed by a re-enactment of a story in his NYC accent). Gets me every time. Bless this man!

  • @AG-gy7qq
    @AG-gy7qq 3 года назад +16

    Tim you need to do this daily. We should petition for you to fill rush Limbaugh’s old time slot 12-3pm DAILY

  • @lastsecondhero87
    @lastsecondhero87 3 года назад +13

    Comedy sounds like a real knife fight!

  • @Antonio-hb8rd
    @Antonio-hb8rd 3 года назад +117

    Kellogs: "Our employees get $120,000 a year"
    Union worker: "They work 8 days a week"
    They're all liars.

    • @720pLyrics
      @720pLyrics 3 года назад +7

      you forgot about the day after sunday and before monday

    • @mustavogaia2655
      @mustavogaia2655 3 года назад +5

      @@720pLyricsthere is a n extrashift on friturday

    • @HenryPaulThe3rd
      @HenryPaulThe3rd 3 года назад +1

      Both the Union and Kellogg’s sound like they’re full of shit

    • @earl-larsen
      @earl-larsen 3 года назад +3

      @@HenryPaulThe3rd Hell yeah, factories. always known for their easygoing work environments

    • @HenryPaulThe3rd
      @HenryPaulThe3rd 3 года назад +3

      @@earl-larsen I’ve worked in a few. Honestly not too bad. Not easy for people who are whiny and expect everything handed to them, though

  • @tbs4liiife
    @tbs4liiife 2 года назад +1

    Your rants are the best, Tim. 👍👍

  • @aj44clips
    @aj44clips 3 года назад

    Love the format of you guys watching videos and reacting live

  • @funkngonuts
    @funkngonuts 3 года назад +9

    Time for that Sunday morning bump before finishing Saturday.

  • @MrSwaggtastic
    @MrSwaggtastic 3 года назад +57

    No wonder we're going through inflation, they're paying cereal makers 120 grand a year.

    • @huberticusrex
      @huberticusrex 3 года назад

      Yeah let's give more money to the shareholders! Way better use of money

    • @Emidretrauqe
      @Emidretrauqe 3 года назад +1

      @@huberticusrex The joke was that it's obviously a bullshit number...

    • @reidsimonson
      @reidsimonson Год назад

      Imagine sitting on a line moving your hands every few minutes mindlessly making as much as a doctor.

  • @larryjohnson3087
    @larryjohnson3087 3 года назад +8

    Not sleeping really pans out...thanks Tim.

  • @johnduckguitar7083
    @johnduckguitar7083 3 года назад

    Quickly becoming my favorite online entertainment of the week ,I wait out for this podcast every week now , excellent work ❤🏆

  • @insertsomethin
    @insertsomethin 3 года назад +1

    The dead cuts to the advertisements could not be more perfectly timed. And these ad reads are probably the only ones I actually watch start to end. Call me crazy, but Tim reading these ads is like the icing on top of this metaphorical shit cake. This podcast is the most entertaining thing on the internet.

  • @bethanybergeson4192
    @bethanybergeson4192 3 года назад +19

    I love listening to Tim; so funny and so relatable. As a recovered addict of ten years, I was dying laughing when he suggested a respectable addiction is popping a Percocet in your cubicle, been there done that. 🤣🤣

  • @randyjames693
    @randyjames693 3 года назад +32

    Tim needs to capitalize on this trans thing. He came out of the closet years ago....come out as trans & then you will carte blanche to rant on everything with Immunity.

    • @stevemygoodman7809
      @stevemygoodman7809 3 года назад +4

      They hate Blair White and Jenner. At their core, all of them are just hypocrites.

    • @Flike245
      @Flike245 3 года назад +3

      He could finally get away with calling Ted Sarandos a POS.

    • @bartrutledge3364
      @bartrutledge3364 3 года назад +4

      Uncle Timmy already has immunity

    • @huberticusrex
      @huberticusrex 3 года назад

      Impunity

    • @thedukeofchutney468
      @thedukeofchutney468 3 года назад

      @@stevemygoodman7809 I’m not really a fan of either of them but do you just dislike them for their more conservative opinions?

  • @sonnymatthews5452
    @sonnymatthews5452 3 года назад +200

    Tim Dillion is the only Friend of Joe Rogan who is actually funny.

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 3 года назад +25

      Often Segura. But not always

    • @inpusket
      @inpusket 3 года назад +15

      @@Audiofatuation also Bert,sometimes. And let's not forget about Burr.

    • @trolmct6972
      @trolmct6972 3 года назад

      So true

    • @ffvffv5709
      @ffvffv5709 3 года назад +13

      The only funny from Rogan’s troupe that tickle my funny bone are double D: Diaz and Dillon.

    • @oldgreg517
      @oldgreg517 3 года назад +8

      @@ffvffv5709 and Duncan, I'd say

  • @Mike-gc1fn
    @Mike-gc1fn 3 года назад +1

    I always fall asleep listening to this on Sunday mornings then proceed to re-listen multiple times

  • @vicb018
    @vicb018 3 года назад +1

    Ben's reaffirming nod when Tim starts to take a hard left turn, so funny

  • @lumin3370
    @lumin3370 3 года назад +6

    Hey Tim! Thnx for all you do 😎 (Ben too!) Love your Patreon channel too.

  • @Square60
    @Square60 3 года назад +3

    I've learned more from this episode than anyone has from CNN for the last 20 years.

  • @Courier_Seven
    @Courier_Seven 3 года назад +9

    It's a real knife fight out there 🔪🗡

  • @khylehope
    @khylehope 3 года назад +1

    "Mhm" - Ben Avery
    Amazing.

  • @j0hn00arthur
    @j0hn00arthur 3 года назад +1

    This episode’s video segments are GOLD