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  • Опубликовано: 11 авг 2021
  • Another classic audio-only episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Podcast is now available to watch-- it's Bottom of The Tank with comedian and podcast host Tim Dillon! Originally released on December 21, 2016, Tim tells Ari all about his former life in sales. This is Skeptic Tank Episode 288: Death of A Salesman with Tim Dillon.

    Original Episode Notes:
    Tim Dillon came to my apartment to tell me about his former life in sales. He's sold everything. From mortgages to office equipment to a history of New York. Tim has hilarious stories about all of it. Fun, fun, fun podcast.

    Listen to the original audio episode:
    Spotify: spoti.fi/3jMnPKA | Apple: apple.co/3iGEYWW
    For more Ari & Tim check out Skeptic Tank Episode 411: bit.ly/3Aze3lR
    Subscribe for new episodes, standup comedy, & more: bit.ly/ShaffirYT
    Support mayhem & join Ari's Patreon: / arishaffir
    👉 TIM DILLON: www.timdilloncomedy.com/ | ‪@TimDillonShow‬
    👉 ARI SHAFFIR: For upcoming tour dates & tickets visit www.arishaffir.com/tour/
    12/09 | Boston
    12/16​ | San Antonio
    01/14 | Cleveland
    01/21 | Phoenix
    02/11 | Tampa
    02/17 | Denver
    #timdillon #arishaffir #comedy #bottomofthetank

    Visuals:
    Hugh McKinnon - @by.hugh - Illustration
    Matt Price - @madebyprice - Animation
    Steve Torelli - @Torellipics - Show Poster
    Chris B. - @purplestorkmedia - Lofi Ari Concept
    Becky Rodriguez - remember2behappy.com - Production
    Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing
    Music:
    “Copyright”
    Written & Performed by: Pepper Goins, Krohn Studios, Fartmouth Podcast
    "Ari Shaffir Owns This Song"
    Written by: Pepper Goins
    Performed by Raelyn Nelson - ‪@RaelynNelsonBand‬
    Shout out ‪@LofiGirl‬​
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Комментарии • 395

  • @bigjake1300
    @bigjake1300 3 года назад +1110

    Pov: you’re Tim’s fan paying this podcast a visit

    • @Melon-Lord
      @Melon-Lord 3 года назад +23

      Tim fan here. Really liked the intro song, do you know who owns it?

    • @Xr3737
      @Xr3737 3 года назад +4

      @@Melon-Lord someone who's good at telling jokes.

    • @Ericmcdonkey
      @Ericmcdonkey 3 года назад +12

      Fan of both but couldn't have clicked any faster when it popped up

    • @Kyubii9
      @Kyubii9 3 года назад +2

      yes or yes !?

    • @wch7251
      @wch7251 3 года назад +3

      Show ari some love

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 3 года назад +410

    Tim starts around 12:30

  • @Berdymadafakas
    @Berdymadafakas 3 года назад +527

    It was super nice for the biggest podcaster in the world to do this for ari.

    • @mr.xfookmesillyx3149
      @mr.xfookmesillyx3149 3 года назад +23

      Like physically big?

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 3 года назад +5

      thing is risk factor. Tim says half jokin with Ben on why Spotify hasn't given him 100Million like Joe, (to talk about bigfoot). I am on Tims side, but the investors are not happy with Tim's mental state, they think he will no show, or say something that will get them frequent gov' visits. I mean, he might be the best, and a rising personality - i just hope he doesn't faze out by the time he is 40 in 2025

    • @thilde007
      @thilde007 3 года назад +9

      This came out in 2016

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 года назад

      @@AdamThoba2 tims "been on rogies 8 times, a 9th time won't do much"

    • @brickandmorty7624
      @brickandmorty7624 3 года назад +6

      I’ve heard he’s even bigger than rogan. He even drove out rogan from LA

  • @fourgoose3878
    @fourgoose3878 3 года назад +346

    God, so glad to get an extra tim dillion episode this week

    • @travissoff7300
      @travissoff7300 3 года назад +7

      Same. Life is good. Going fishing for 9 days on the Columbia bay tomorrow night and there is hardly any coverage. So it's nice to get a little something something.

    • @littledipper9702
      @littledipper9702 3 года назад +6

      It's an old ep m8

    • @MySundaybmx
      @MySundaybmx 3 года назад +8

      @@littledipper9702 new to me

    • @lucianboar3489
      @lucianboar3489 3 года назад +1

      Tim sounds so young and wide eyed :)

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 2 года назад

      I miss old broke AF Tim. I love rich and famous Tim too but he was at his finest when he was in the struggle like the rest of us.

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 3 года назад +140

    I love the juxtaposition of such a slender, hetero guy, and Ari Shaffir.

  • @petemal3884
    @petemal3884 3 года назад +75

    After listening to this, I truly believe the biggest victim over the last 5 years has been Tim’s vocal chords.

    • @johnd2149
      @johnd2149 3 года назад +5

      He sounds like a small little sweet boy only four years ago

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 года назад +1

      @@johnd2149 Go about eight or nine years back and you can here his flaming gay voice.

    • @juniorsanchez7441
      @juniorsanchez7441 3 года назад

      @@Giovanni-nj1xo any links u can share?

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 года назад

      @@juniorsanchez7441 I’ll see if I can find the old stuff.

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 года назад

      @@juniorsanchez7441 Hard to find some of his older stuff. This is the closest I could find to his gay voice. ruclips.net/video/zdXDHwm7KVQ/видео.html

  • @ezyryder11
    @ezyryder11 3 года назад +48

    One hour and five minutes in, they were totally right about iPhone prices. People were saying an iPhone made in the USA would cost $1000. Well, now it costs $1000, made in China, and people are still buying it.

    • @spsawyer22
      @spsawyer22 3 года назад +2

      I laughed and laughed when I first heard about "leasing a phone". Like...it's a car or house now? Sadly, yes.

    • @luket1815
      @luket1815 2 года назад +3

      @@spsawyer22 Il stick with my 30 quid 10 year old samsung flip phone. It texts and makes calls, everything a phone needs.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад

      your comment is unequivocally true!!

    • @mattbradey9303
      @mattbradey9303 2 года назад +2

      And what US companies needed to do was keep the jobs in the US pay them well then they could afford to pay more. Henry Ford understood this and paid his employees extremely well…why…so they could afford to buy a fors

  • @mxboi4
    @mxboi4 3 года назад +32

    Tim Dillon is my favorite! I'll watch anything he participates in. Please bring him back as much as possible

    • @Xr3737
      @Xr3737 3 года назад +1

      this was 5 years ago

  • @lunarvania8073
    @lunarvania8073 3 года назад +50

    This Podcast was "grotesque" I mean "truly" "yes or yes"?!?

    • @rigobertohidalgo2487
      @rigobertohidalgo2487 3 года назад +1

      Are you French or just Canadian?

    • @lunarvania8073
      @lunarvania8073 3 года назад +3

      @@rigobertohidalgo2487 Hahah not sure what that has to do with literally anything but ill be a good sport...Im actually French Canadian! Good guess!

  • @liamcody5060
    @liamcody5060 3 года назад +41

    Tim needs to start a masterclass for negotiating.

  • @MattyP650
    @MattyP650 3 года назад +27

    LOL. Tim is not conservative. If he is, he's deeply deeply more tolerable than most any other conservative comedian I've listened to.....

    • @bsauced
      @bsauced 3 года назад +1

      He constantly voices his support for universal healthcare so he definitely is not.

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 2 года назад

      He’s not conservative at all.

    • @alexMendoza-wl5oj
      @alexMendoza-wl5oj 2 года назад

      He wants basic healthcare for everyone for CHRIST SAKE! And even then the conservative party is much more moderate compared to 20 years ago.

  • @onward2727
    @onward2727 3 года назад +29

    Bill Hicks turned into Alex Jones
    Then cloned himself
    Then made his clone gay
    This clone is now the person we know as Tim Dillon.

  • @everydayedgar5782
    @everydayedgar5782 3 года назад +6

    I put up with that horrendous intro for my boy Timmy D.

  • @gleb3841
    @gleb3841 3 года назад +12

    This was from when Kobe was still alive. You know that because Ari still has a show to plug.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад +1

      lol man perfect

    • @gabrielsilvas692
      @gabrielsilvas692 3 года назад

      He didnt cancelled for it which is amazing lol

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 6 месяцев назад

      his show got cancelled long before the kobe thing...

    • @gleb3841
      @gleb3841 6 месяцев назад

      @@Derek_Keenan you mean they foresaw his whole Kobe debacle?

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 6 месяцев назад

      @@gleb3841 yes comedy central employs gypsies

  • @lukebryant6771
    @lukebryant6771 3 года назад +15

    Lmao. Never hated myself more than when I was a car salesman. I literally quit and decided “fuck this I gotta learn how to work with my hands”

    • @troy8423
      @troy8423 3 года назад +1

      The best thing I can tell you is that having a salesman as a dad is sooo cringe. Thanks for being brave! We need yall

    • @troy8423
      @troy8423 3 года назад +3

      I don’t mean we need more laborers I mean we need more conscious fathers

  • @robertstone9988
    @robertstone9988 3 года назад +16

    As a used car dealer I love this

  • @jodrizzly1766
    @jodrizzly1766 3 года назад +12

    I learned more in this one podcast than I did in my entire year of economics.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 года назад

      Should have gone to class then fucks sake

    • @jodrizzly1766
      @jodrizzly1766 2 года назад

      @@hypno5690 sure.

  • @nillyboomer345
    @nillyboomer345 3 года назад +4

    Literally didn't know until the very end when he said the old podcasts name that this was from 2016...oh well lol

  • @debbiesoff4019
    @debbiesoff4019 3 года назад +17

    what a treat. its awesome to hear ol'timmy recite from John Prine.

  • @jeffs_outside
    @jeffs_outside 11 месяцев назад +1

    POV: You’ve been listening to both Ari and Tim and stumble upon some gold. 🙏🏼

  • @Xr3737
    @Xr3737 3 года назад +18

    tim dillons mortage sales experience needs to be a movie. i believe he's talked about pitching it before

    • @rawr4444
      @rawr4444 2 года назад

      he has, it will probably happen in a few years when he has blown up more! i hope, anyway

  • @laxer1207
    @laxer1207 3 года назад +31

    Tim always finds a way to be hilarious and informative at the same time

  • @dillonbacon4818
    @dillonbacon4818 2 года назад +1

    This was a great podcast, thank you both

  • @Critical_Rick
    @Critical_Rick 3 года назад +8

    Tim's New York accent is SO thick this episode

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад

      certainly magnificent there are some people who ascertain the facts

  • @___F10____xx
    @___F10____xx 3 года назад +5

    This one is probably going to be my favorite🙌

  • @Ruckus333
    @Ruckus333 3 года назад +1

    Loved to see video. 😌

  • @naonao77090
    @naonao77090 2 года назад +5

    Just when I think I couldn’t like Tim more, he recites a John Prine song. my man

  • @ElVaquero19
    @ElVaquero19 3 года назад +13

    Why release a 6 year old podcast now?

  • @calb321
    @calb321 3 года назад +4

    The video is hilarious 😂🤣

  • @spencerjames5271
    @spencerjames5271 3 года назад +49

    love the podcast i just wish we could see youre beautiful faces

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 года назад +2

      Old ass episode, probably doesn't have the video for it anymore.

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад

      I don't mind no video If I'm doing something but I'm currently sitting down waiting for my dinner to finish cooking I kind of want something to look at

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 года назад +2

      @@BlazRa Look at your dinner as it cooks.

    • @spencerjames5271
      @spencerjames5271 3 года назад +1

      @T Patrick I’m not sorry

  • @adrianlukasik9876
    @adrianlukasik9876 3 года назад +1

    Great pod!

  • @JeremyJud
    @JeremyJud 3 года назад +3

    Listening to podcasts hearing people talk before the pandemic is similar to watching something old where they don't realize how big of an impact the internet would change everything. There should be a word for it, tech-nostalgia or pandemic-ostalgia.

  • @ryan8554
    @ryan8554 3 года назад +12

    We want video give the people what they want. Still love this podcast ❤️

  • @valentindanila3538
    @valentindanila3538 3 года назад

    Great show..had a blast

  • @oweunuffin2252
    @oweunuffin2252 10 месяцев назад

    Hearing him talk about the GFC was a great surprise. He explains it all perfectly. Here we are in 2023 standing on the cliff again.

  • @MonkeMane
    @MonkeMane 3 года назад +31

    I thought the reparations for the holocaust is literally Israel

    • @lucianboar3489
      @lucianboar3489 3 года назад

      Yeah...but probably they were on their way to independence even if Hitler would have hated them in a less organised way, kind of like what he did to a lot of Slavs. Maybe wouldn't have been as strong as it is.

  • @chrisom4699
    @chrisom4699 2 года назад +1

    The rat in the wall at 17:09 is just one of Aris jewish friends in his true form 😅😂😂😂😂 I'm joking!!! Oy Vey!! 😂😂

  • @jaycrib303
    @jaycrib303 2 года назад

    Its crazy how much good podcast content there is from Tim.

  • @ghldhnl8340
    @ghldhnl8340 3 года назад +3

    Oh yesssss this is gonna be good

  • @MolesPerLiter
    @MolesPerLiter 2 года назад

    This is hands down the best time Tim Dillon has ever been interviewed. You get to relive his life through his answers and it’s hilarious the entire time. Him and Ari are on the same wavelength.

  • @CornyBum
    @CornyBum 2 года назад

    haha, those photos look like those of Tim from his tour bus days...how I wish I could ride on one of those with him as the guide today

  • @AdamThoba2
    @AdamThoba2 3 года назад +6

    1:19:49 this is THE WOLF OF WALL STREET the exact plot, after Belfort goes to that small plaza.
    Ari or Tim didn't make the connection, yes Wolf was wall and stocks, Tim was main street mortgage.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 6 месяцев назад

      the cum pig of main street

  • @jon1930
    @jon1930 3 года назад +3

    Insane releases dude

  • @peter9910
    @peter9910 3 года назад

    Clicked on this before I realized it had Ari Shaffir, fs now I will have to clear my RUclips recommendeds

  • @DWReed01
    @DWReed01 3 года назад +7

    Greeting from Texas Ari, I love your podcast

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 3 года назад

    Oldie but a goodie!!

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 3 года назад +7

    Life in the big city

    • @tolpacourt
      @tolpacourt 3 года назад

      Life in the big city sucks.

  • @rickymendoza6173
    @rickymendoza6173 3 года назад +4

    Im here for the fake business

  • @SpartanBrass
    @SpartanBrass 3 года назад +24

    Are all his openings that painful?

  • @rawr4444
    @rawr4444 2 года назад +3

    1:20:30 wow I've never heard that story of how exactly Tim got started selling mortgages. The legend! Maybe it's not true but somehow i don't doubt it. At least it could be true for sure!

  • @knightshining
    @knightshining 2 года назад +1

    Ari Shaffir owns this song, y'all.

  • @NicholasKramas
    @NicholasKramas 2 года назад

    Man this is a great episode even 5 years old

  • @anthonyalvarado6465
    @anthonyalvarado6465 2 года назад +1

    EPISODE STARTS @ 12:32

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 6 месяцев назад

      you posted this a year too late...

  • @Chris-kb6vf
    @Chris-kb6vf 2 года назад

    Love Sales stories:)

  • @rawr4444
    @rawr4444 2 года назад +1

    52:00 wow speaks to tims quality as a public speaker/entertainer when being a tour bus guide in NYC makes people look you up and come to shows later

  • @ZachsHoyle
    @ZachsHoyle Год назад

    I was working at a fuckin mattress firm in NJ the first time I heard this. Completely changed my life dog. Gonna miss the podcast my friend 🫡

  • @ATDStudios
    @ATDStudios 3 года назад

    Hopefully this is better than the last one and Tim isn't dying to leave by the end.

  • @MeloMaloPaulino
    @MeloMaloPaulino 3 года назад

    This is educational

  • @Browithswag10
    @Browithswag10 3 года назад +2

    2016 Tim is elite

  • @elrud5964
    @elrud5964 3 года назад

    Good job

  • @travissoff7300
    @travissoff7300 3 года назад +1

    Blessed be.

  • @rebeccaanne8546
    @rebeccaanne8546 2 года назад

    48:00 "I was dating.....err... someone was dating one of the Olson twins..." ???? Lolol

  • @bearpickle
    @bearpickle 3 года назад +4

    podcast gold. Ari the Great! Tim Dillon! I love those financial stories.

  • @captainkatz1775
    @captainkatz1775 3 года назад +1

    If only this was actual video

  • @numpty2723
    @numpty2723 3 года назад

    Timothy delivering the goods as usual

  • @richaviles7048
    @richaviles7048 3 года назад

    Love the intro song

  • @distinguishedcolleague2345
    @distinguishedcolleague2345 3 года назад +1

    How long ago was this recorded lololol

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 2 года назад

    I’ve heard Tim talk about his old mortgage days plenty of times, but he’s never broke the 💲 down like this!

  • @rawr4444
    @rawr4444 2 года назад +2

    53:50 saudis with a lot of money oh yeah. i remember hearing stories of rich saudis during a local event here in the VIP section literally throwing stacks of $100 bills around the room for the waiters etc to pick up

  • @daniellane699
    @daniellane699 3 года назад +2

    Originally released on December 21, 2016,

  • @c0Ld
    @c0Ld 3 года назад +1

    this was recorded before the tragic tweeting accident

  • @VOID-rd5ze
    @VOID-rd5ze 3 года назад

    wow from 2016? crazy to hear the old timmer

  • @mmacisso
    @mmacisso 2 года назад +9

    if Ari was half as good at podcasting as he is at dosing his buddies I'd subscribe

  • @pokemongoish3483
    @pokemongoish3483 Год назад

    Is there a video version of this pod anywhere??

  • @dirtymfnsanchez
    @dirtymfnsanchez 3 года назад +2

    Tim got COVID from his pen pal
    I wish him well

  • @davidm6293
    @davidm6293 3 года назад

    Dude Fuck yeah

  • @alexmcmahon1808
    @alexmcmahon1808 3 года назад +1

    I do the Facebook Birthday thing too. then snooze friends for 30 days.. its like a thing now I look forward to doing. WHO IS UP THIS WEEK?

  • @DarrellVermilion
    @DarrellVermilion 3 года назад +1

    looks like somebody's previous guest is getting enough attention to reupload their podcast lolloo

  • @marinoutdoors
    @marinoutdoors 3 года назад

    mentioning marin county damn right.

  • @dr.romeoconfidential9271
    @dr.romeoconfidential9271 2 года назад

    I can’t find any of Tim’s old city bus tours if you find any let me know I wanna 😂 so hard

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 6 месяцев назад

      they were never released

  • @marty4431
    @marty4431 8 месяцев назад

    1:20:00 this is literally the wolf of wall street phone call scene

  • @guyfawkes8790
    @guyfawkes8790 3 года назад +3

    It sounds like Ari isn't speaking into his microphone. For the most part it's hard to hear him compared to Tim

    • @godsmarine5734
      @godsmarine5734 3 года назад +1

      He's such a good host, he gave tim the working mic

  • @adamshoemake7307
    @adamshoemake7307 2 года назад

    123:35... Nailed it... Selling an invisible product

  • @tbvolcomskater
    @tbvolcomskater 3 года назад +12

    I did excitedly click on this episode for Tim, but I’ve actually watched a few of Ari’s episodes with other people recently and he’s putting out some really solid stuff. The Big Jay episode is a super good one

  • @sarahmedouni8844
    @sarahmedouni8844 2 года назад +1

    70k subs 🤭

  • @knightshining
    @knightshining 2 года назад

    Take a step back. Glad it doesn't smell like fish. Maybe I'll just challenge myself to hot dog hierarchy

  • @vludensczinsky3653
    @vludensczinsky3653 3 года назад +2

    RIP John Prine

  • @damien1065
    @damien1065 3 года назад

    When do you put this on your podcast feed? I rather just listen than watch

  • @trillioncrowns
    @trillioncrowns 3 года назад +1

    STARTS AT 12:25

  • @mjkmike11
    @mjkmike11 3 года назад +1

    When was this recorded?

  • @johnarz141
    @johnarz141 2 года назад +1

    When Tim Dillon gets caught doing a 2 hr+ podcast not for his fans…

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 3 года назад +1

    Damn this is an old one

  • @noonerelevant2583
    @noonerelevant2583 2 года назад

    Tim really is podcast views magnet...
    Well

  • @phishermonjon
    @phishermonjon 3 года назад

    Wow! This is from 2016! Little late there guy!

  • @joshuatadlock1890
    @joshuatadlock1890 2 года назад

    Meeting you oneday. Sup brotha?🤘. Hey thank you. That line.🤝👐🗣️👂🤔🤣🤬....👀😁.🤙

  • @MurphmanCometh
    @MurphmanCometh 3 года назад

    Hey Ari, how much for the rights to your theme song?

  • @MarchelloMastrayani
    @MarchelloMastrayani 3 года назад

    Where is the video?!

  • @robm5091
    @robm5091 3 года назад +1

    Only here for TD

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino5415 3 года назад +6

    Timmy has gotten blonder in his old age.

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 2 года назад

    Ari 2016: A lot of famous people dead this year
    2022: Comedians I'm coming for you!
    RIP to them all