Tim Dillon - Episode 288: Death of A Salesman | Bottom of The Tank

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @bigjake1300
    @bigjake1300 3 года назад +1113

    Pov: you’re Tim’s fan paying this podcast a visit

    • @Melon-Lord
      @Melon-Lord 3 года назад +25

      Tim fan here. Really liked the intro song, do you know who owns it?

    • @Xr3737
      @Xr3737 3 года назад +4

      @@Melon-Lord someone who's good at telling jokes.

    • @Ericmcdonkey
      @Ericmcdonkey 3 года назад +13

      Fan of both but couldn't have clicked any faster when it popped up

    • @Kyubii9
      @Kyubii9 3 года назад +4

      yes or yes !?

    • @wch7251
      @wch7251 3 года назад +4

      Show ari some love

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 3 года назад +413

    Tim starts around 12:30

  • @Berdymadafakas
    @Berdymadafakas 3 года назад +529

    It was super nice for the biggest podcaster in the world to do this for ari.

    • @mr.xfookmesillyx3149
      @mr.xfookmesillyx3149 3 года назад +25

      Like physically big?

    • @AdamThoba2
      @AdamThoba2 3 года назад +7

      thing is risk factor. Tim says half jokin with Ben on why Spotify hasn't given him 100Million like Joe, (to talk about bigfoot). I am on Tims side, but the investors are not happy with Tim's mental state, they think he will no show, or say something that will get them frequent gov' visits. I mean, he might be the best, and a rising personality - i just hope he doesn't faze out by the time he is 40 in 2025

    • @thilde007
      @thilde007 3 года назад +10

      This came out in 2016

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 года назад

      @@AdamThoba2 tims "been on rogies 8 times, a 9th time won't do much"

    • @brickandmorty7624
      @brickandmorty7624 3 года назад +6

      I’ve heard he’s even bigger than rogan. He even drove out rogan from LA

  • @fourgoose3878
    @fourgoose3878 3 года назад +346

    God, so glad to get an extra tim dillion episode this week

    • @travissoff7300
      @travissoff7300 3 года назад +7

      Same. Life is good. Going fishing for 9 days on the Columbia bay tomorrow night and there is hardly any coverage. So it's nice to get a little something something.

    • @littledipper9702
      @littledipper9702 3 года назад +6

      It's an old ep m8

    • @MacChungus
      @MacChungus 3 года назад +8

      @@littledipper9702 new to me

    • @lucianboar3489
      @lucianboar3489 3 года назад +1

      Tim sounds so young and wide eyed :)

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 3 года назад

      I miss old broke AF Tim. I love rich and famous Tim too but he was at his finest when he was in the struggle like the rest of us.

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 3 года назад +142

    I love the juxtaposition of such a slender, hetero guy, and Ari Shaffir.

  • @petemal3884
    @petemal3884 3 года назад +77

    After listening to this, I truly believe the biggest victim over the last 5 years has been Tim’s vocal chords.

    • @johnd2149
      @johnd2149 3 года назад +5

      He sounds like a small little sweet boy only four years ago

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 года назад +1

      @@johnd2149 Go about eight or nine years back and you can here his flaming gay voice.

    • @juniorsanchez7441
      @juniorsanchez7441 3 года назад

      @@Giovanni-nj1xo any links u can share?

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 года назад

      @@juniorsanchez7441 I’ll see if I can find the old stuff.

    • @Giovanni-nj1xo
      @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 года назад

      @@juniorsanchez7441 Hard to find some of his older stuff. This is the closest I could find to his gay voice. ruclips.net/video/zdXDHwm7KVQ/видео.html

  • @ezyryder11
    @ezyryder11 3 года назад +50

    One hour and five minutes in, they were totally right about iPhone prices. People were saying an iPhone made in the USA would cost $1000. Well, now it costs $1000, made in China, and people are still buying it.

    • @spsawyer22
      @spsawyer22 3 года назад +2

      I laughed and laughed when I first heard about "leasing a phone". Like...it's a car or house now? Sadly, yes.

    • @luket1815
      @luket1815 3 года назад +3

      @@spsawyer22 Il stick with my 30 quid 10 year old samsung flip phone. It texts and makes calls, everything a phone needs.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад

      your comment is unequivocally true!!

    • @mattbradey9303
      @mattbradey9303 2 года назад +2

      And what US companies needed to do was keep the jobs in the US pay them well then they could afford to pay more. Henry Ford understood this and paid his employees extremely well…why…so they could afford to buy a fors

  • @Gigi30107
    @Gigi30107 Год назад +2

    Hearing him talk about the GFC was a great surprise. He explains it all perfectly. Here we are in 2023 standing on the cliff again.

  • @mxboi4
    @mxboi4 3 года назад +33

    Tim Dillon is my favorite! I'll watch anything he participates in. Please bring him back as much as possible

    • @Xr3737
      @Xr3737 3 года назад +1

      this was 5 years ago

  • @laxer1207
    @laxer1207 3 года назад +32

    Tim always finds a way to be hilarious and informative at the same time

  • @onward2727
    @onward2727 3 года назад +30

    Bill Hicks turned into Alex Jones
    Then cloned himself
    Then made his clone gay
    This clone is now the person we know as Tim Dillon.

  • @MattyP650
    @MattyP650 3 года назад +27

    LOL. Tim is not conservative. If he is, he's deeply deeply more tolerable than most any other conservative comedian I've listened to.....

    • @bsauced
      @bsauced 3 года назад +1

      He constantly voices his support for universal healthcare so he definitely is not.

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 3 года назад

      He’s not conservative at all.

    • @alexMendoza-wl5oj
      @alexMendoza-wl5oj 3 года назад

      He wants basic healthcare for everyone for CHRIST SAKE! And even then the conservative party is much more moderate compared to 20 years ago.

  • @gleb3841
    @gleb3841 3 года назад +15

    This was from when Kobe was still alive. You know that because Ari still has a show to plug.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад +1

      lol man perfect

    • @gabrielsilvas692
      @gabrielsilvas692 3 года назад

      He didnt cancelled for it which is amazing lol

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 10 месяцев назад

      his show got cancelled long before the kobe thing...

    • @gleb3841
      @gleb3841 10 месяцев назад

      @@Derek_Keenan you mean they foresaw his whole Kobe debacle?

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 10 месяцев назад

      @@gleb3841 yes comedy central employs gypsies

  • @lunarvania8073
    @lunarvania8073 3 года назад +50

    This Podcast was "grotesque" I mean "truly" "yes or yes"?!?

    • @rigobertohidalgo2487
      @rigobertohidalgo2487 3 года назад +1

      Are you French or just Canadian?

    • @lunarvania8073
      @lunarvania8073 3 года назад +3

      @@rigobertohidalgo2487 Hahah not sure what that has to do with literally anything but ill be a good sport...Im actually French Canadian! Good guess!

  • @lukebryant6771
    @lukebryant6771 3 года назад +16

    Lmao. Never hated myself more than when I was a car salesman. I literally quit and decided “fuck this I gotta learn how to work with my hands”

    • @troy8423
      @troy8423 3 года назад +1

      The best thing I can tell you is that having a salesman as a dad is sooo cringe. Thanks for being brave! We need yall

    • @troy8423
      @troy8423 3 года назад +4

      I don’t mean we need more laborers I mean we need more conscious fathers

  • @debbiesoff4019
    @debbiesoff4019 3 года назад +17

    what a treat. its awesome to hear ol'timmy recite from John Prine.

  • @Xr3737
    @Xr3737 3 года назад +19

    tim dillons mortage sales experience needs to be a movie. i believe he's talked about pitching it before

    • @rawr4444
      @rawr4444 3 года назад +1

      he has, it will probably happen in a few years when he has blown up more! i hope, anyway

  • @chrisom4699
    @chrisom4699 2 года назад +2

    The rat in the wall at 17:09 is just one of Aris jewish friends in his true form 😅😂😂😂😂 I'm joking!!! Oy Vey!! 😂😂

  • @JeremyJud
    @JeremyJud 3 года назад +4

    Listening to podcasts hearing people talk before the pandemic is similar to watching something old where they don't realize how big of an impact the internet would change everything. There should be a word for it, tech-nostalgia or pandemic-ostalgia.

  • @jeffs_outside
    @jeffs_outside Год назад +1

    POV: You’ve been listening to both Ari and Tim and stumble upon some gold. 🙏🏼

  • @MonkeMane
    @MonkeMane 3 года назад +32

    I thought the reparations for the holocaust is literally Israel

    • @lucianboar3489
      @lucianboar3489 3 года назад

      Yeah...but probably they were on their way to independence even if Hitler would have hated them in a less organised way, kind of like what he did to a lot of Slavs. Maybe wouldn't have been as strong as it is.

  • @liamcody5060
    @liamcody5060 3 года назад +42

    Tim needs to start a masterclass for negotiating.

  • @jodrizzly1766
    @jodrizzly1766 3 года назад +14

    I learned more in this one podcast than I did in my entire year of economics.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 3 года назад

      Should have gone to class then fucks sake

    • @jodrizzly1766
      @jodrizzly1766 3 года назад

      @@hypno5690 sure.

  • @robertstone9988
    @robertstone9988 3 года назад +17

    As a used car dealer I love this

  • @everydayedgar5782
    @everydayedgar5782 3 года назад +7

    I put up with that horrendous intro for my boy Timmy D.

  • @nillyboomer345
    @nillyboomer345 3 года назад +5

    Literally didn't know until the very end when he said the old podcasts name that this was from 2016...oh well lol

  • @spencerjames5271
    @spencerjames5271 3 года назад +49

    love the podcast i just wish we could see youre beautiful faces

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 года назад +2

      Old ass episode, probably doesn't have the video for it anymore.

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 года назад

      I don't mind no video If I'm doing something but I'm currently sitting down waiting for my dinner to finish cooking I kind of want something to look at

    • @nodiggity9472
      @nodiggity9472 3 года назад +2

      @@BlazRa Look at your dinner as it cooks.

    • @spencerjames5271
      @spencerjames5271 3 года назад +1

      @T Patrick I’m not sorry

  • @AdamThoba2
    @AdamThoba2 3 года назад +7

    1:19:49 this is THE WOLF OF WALL STREET the exact plot, after Belfort goes to that small plaza.
    Ari or Tim didn't make the connection, yes Wolf was wall and stocks, Tim was main street mortgage.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 10 месяцев назад

      the cum pig of main street

  • @naonao77090
    @naonao77090 3 года назад +5

    Just when I think I couldn’t like Tim more, he recites a John Prine song. my man

  • @SpartanBrass
    @SpartanBrass 3 года назад +24

    Are all his openings that painful?

  • @marty4431
    @marty4431 11 месяцев назад +1

    1:20:00 this is literally the wolf of wall street phone call scene

  • @ryan8554
    @ryan8554 3 года назад +13

    We want video give the people what they want. Still love this podcast ❤️

  • @DJBurd
    @DJBurd 2 года назад

    This is hands down the best time Tim Dillon has ever been interviewed. You get to relive his life through his answers and it’s hilarious the entire time. Him and Ari are on the same wavelength.

  • @ElVaquero19
    @ElVaquero19 3 года назад +14

    Why release a 6 year old podcast now?

    • @CM-ou1lx
      @CM-ou1lx 3 года назад +5

      21-16=6

    • @rawr4444
      @rawr4444 3 года назад

      $_$ 🤑 $_$

    • @946giovanni
      @946giovanni 3 года назад +1

      Not complaining at all, this pod was fun

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 10 месяцев назад

      why not

  • @rawr4444
    @rawr4444 3 года назад +3

    1:20:30 wow I've never heard that story of how exactly Tim got started selling mortgages. The legend! Maybe it's not true but somehow i don't doubt it. At least it could be true for sure!

  • @___F10____xx
    @___F10____xx 3 года назад +5

    This one is probably going to be my favorite🙌

  • @Critical_Rick
    @Critical_Rick 3 года назад +9

    Tim's New York accent is SO thick this episode

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 года назад

      certainly magnificent there are some people who ascertain the facts

  • @jaycrib303
    @jaycrib303 3 года назад +1

    Its crazy how much good podcast content there is from Tim.

  • @rawr4444
    @rawr4444 3 года назад +1

    52:00 wow speaks to tims quality as a public speaker/entertainer when being a tour bus guide in NYC makes people look you up and come to shows later

  • @knightshining
    @knightshining 3 года назад +2

    Ari Shaffir owns this song, y'all.

  • @disconnected22
    @disconnected22 2 года назад +1

    I’ve heard Tim talk about his old mortgage days plenty of times, but he’s never broke the 💲 down like this!

  • @rawr4444
    @rawr4444 3 года назад +3

    53:50 saudis with a lot of money oh yeah. i remember hearing stories of rich saudis during a local event here in the VIP section literally throwing stacks of $100 bills around the room for the waiters etc to pick up

  • @dillonbacon4818
    @dillonbacon4818 3 года назад +2

    This was a great podcast, thank you both

  • @Browithswag10
    @Browithswag10 3 года назад +3

    2016 Tim is elite

  • @adamlawson5021
    @adamlawson5021 3 года назад +1

    NYC is still a "fur trading outpost", and by "fur trading", I mean lesbians.

  • @tbvolcomskater
    @tbvolcomskater 3 года назад +12

    I did excitedly click on this episode for Tim, but I’ve actually watched a few of Ari’s episodes with other people recently and he’s putting out some really solid stuff. The Big Jay episode is a super good one

  • @daniellane699
    @daniellane699 3 года назад +2

    Originally released on December 21, 2016,

  • @guyfawkes8790
    @guyfawkes8790 3 года назад +4

    It sounds like Ari isn't speaking into his microphone. For the most part it's hard to hear him compared to Tim

    • @godsmarine5734
      @godsmarine5734 3 года назад +1

      He's such a good host, he gave tim the working mic

  • @alexmcmahon1808
    @alexmcmahon1808 3 года назад +1

    I do the Facebook Birthday thing too. then snooze friends for 30 days.. its like a thing now I look forward to doing. WHO IS UP THIS WEEK?

  • @NicholasKramas
    @NicholasKramas 3 года назад +1

    Man this is a great episode even 5 years old

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 2 года назад

    Ari 2016: A lot of famous people dead this year
    2022: Comedians I'm coming for you!
    RIP to them all

  • @rickymendoza6173
    @rickymendoza6173 3 года назад +5

    Im here for the fake business

  • @lucianboar3489
    @lucianboar3489 3 года назад +1

    Rutherford B.Hayes pledged not to run for a second term and his (almost) succesor Chester A.Arthur didn't run either. But Arthur was elected as vice president so it was a surprise that he became president (unlike the reverse situation nowdays, where people don't really expect the president to run for a second term and plans are probably made with the VP in mind). So Hayes was the real deal (until you find out that he stopped Reconstruction, even though he supported it...if you think politics are complicated now...). So not really duel days in the 1870s and 1880s...

  • @jon1930
    @jon1930 3 года назад +3

    Insane releases dude

  • @ATDStudios
    @ATDStudios 3 года назад +1

    Hopefully this is better than the last one and Tim isn't dying to leave by the end.

  • @jodrizzly1766
    @jodrizzly1766 3 года назад +1

    Sounds like the key is to get in on the big money making and expect the system to crash. Hold off on spending until everything crashes and capitalize on it. Also to not do drugs.

  • @pokemongoish3483
    @pokemongoish3483 2 года назад

    Is there a video version of this pod anywhere??

  • @mmacisso
    @mmacisso 3 года назад +10

    if Ari was half as good at podcasting as he is at dosing his buddies I'd subscribe

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 3 года назад +7

    Life in the big city

    • @tolpacourt
      @tolpacourt 3 года назад

      Life in the big city sucks.

  • @anthonyalvarado6465
    @anthonyalvarado6465 2 года назад +1

    EPISODE STARTS @ 12:32

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 10 месяцев назад

      you posted this a year too late...

  • @MurphmanCometh
    @MurphmanCometh 3 года назад +1

    Hey Ari, how much for the rights to your theme song?

  • @mjkmike11
    @mjkmike11 3 года назад +1

    When was this recorded?

  • @c0Ld
    @c0Ld 3 года назад +2

    this was recorded before the tragic tweeting accident

  • @DWReed01
    @DWReed01 3 года назад +7

    Greeting from Texas Ari, I love your podcast

  • @ZachsHoyle
    @ZachsHoyle Год назад

    I was working at a fuckin mattress firm in NJ the first time I heard this. Completely changed my life dog. Gonna miss the podcast my friend 🫡

  • @distinguishedcolleague2345
    @distinguishedcolleague2345 3 года назад +1

    How long ago was this recorded lololol

  • @totalgamer1819
    @totalgamer1819 3 года назад +3

    Should Tim do a ride along show with hostage negotiators?

  • @ghldhnl8340
    @ghldhnl8340 3 года назад +3

    Oh yesssss this is gonna be good

  • @Chris-kb6vf
    @Chris-kb6vf 3 года назад +1

    Love Sales stories:)

  • @bearpickle
    @bearpickle 3 года назад +5

    podcast gold. Ari the Great! Tim Dillon! I love those financial stories.

  • @peter9910
    @peter9910 3 года назад

    Clicked on this before I realized it had Ari Shaffir, fs now I will have to clear my RUclips recommendeds

  • @trillioncrowns
    @trillioncrowns 3 года назад +1

    STARTS AT 12:25

  • @calholli
    @calholli 3 года назад +1

    It says 12/21/16 on the wall.. This is old, just for those who don't know. I'd love to see this happen today.

  • @rebeccaanne8546
    @rebeccaanne8546 3 года назад

    48:00 "I was dating.....err... someone was dating one of the Olson twins..." ???? Lolol

  • @adamshoemake7307
    @adamshoemake7307 2 года назад

    123:35... Nailed it... Selling an invisible product

  • @calb321
    @calb321 3 года назад +4

    The video is hilarious 😂🤣

  • @Ruckus333
    @Ruckus333 3 года назад +1

    Loved to see video. 😌

  • @DarrellVermilion
    @DarrellVermilion 3 года назад +2

    looks like somebody's previous guest is getting enough attention to reupload their podcast lolloo

  • @adrianlukasik9876
    @adrianlukasik9876 3 года назад +1

    Great pod!

  • @valentindanila3538
    @valentindanila3538 3 года назад

    Great show..had a blast

  • @UnOfficialAP
    @UnOfficialAP 3 года назад +1

    PREEEETTY strong comments about reelection coming from the President of Skankonia...

  • @misery978
    @misery978 3 года назад +1

    Ari had better music than the billboard 100

  • @richaviles7048
    @richaviles7048 3 года назад +1

    Love the intro song

  • @captainkatz1775
    @captainkatz1775 3 года назад +1

    If only this was actual video

  • @MarchelloMastrayani
    @MarchelloMastrayani 3 года назад

    Where is the video?!

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 3 года назад +2

    Damn this is an old one

  • @damien1065
    @damien1065 3 года назад

    When do you put this on your podcast feed? I rather just listen than watch

  • @quietpillsdispensedondeman5189
    @quietpillsdispensedondeman5189 3 года назад +5

    Ari your opening bit was some of the funniest shit ive heard in years no joke haha

  • @travissoff7300
    @travissoff7300 3 года назад +1

    Blessed be.

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino5415 3 года назад +7

    Timmy has gotten blonder in his old age.

  • @knightshining
    @knightshining 3 года назад

    Take a step back. Glad it doesn't smell like fish. Maybe I'll just challenge myself to hot dog hierarchy

  • @numpty2723
    @numpty2723 3 года назад

    Timothy delivering the goods as usual

  • @dirtymfnsanchez
    @dirtymfnsanchez 3 года назад +2

    Tim got COVID from his pen pal
    I wish him well

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 3 года назад +4

    I'm so glad Ari threw that "straight" in there. As far as reparations for the Holocaust go, take that up with Germany (you know, where it happened;)

  • @vludensczinsky3653
    @vludensczinsky3653 3 года назад +2

    RIP John Prine

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 3 года назад

    Oldie but a goodie!!

  • @ToastyChud
    @ToastyChud 3 года назад

    Is this oodcast old? Tim said he has an old apartment?

    • @kmd5321
      @kmd5321 3 года назад

      It’s from 2016. At the beginning he was talking about Trump just getting elected.

  • @nayaleezy
    @nayaleezy 3 года назад +5

    Best of luck to Earl Schaefer but he's got a lot to learn from Tim on being interesting.

  • @06rtm
    @06rtm 3 года назад +1

    I would love Jonathan Pageau on here. He’s not funny, but he’s super interesting

  • @marinoutdoors
    @marinoutdoors 3 года назад

    mentioning marin county damn right.